TALKING SMACK

Per chance, I stepped into STARBUCKS on PRESIDENTS DAY and saw yesterday's NYT headline that still talks about the Russian conspiracies in the same false sence of Barack Obama's rediculouslly fake birth certificate. As portrayed by the crazy Jewish lady who kidnapped President Lewis and held him hostage at the point of a fake gun in THE KING OF COMEDY's Reagan era [WW:III] prophecy. Ergo, now the same NUTTY PROFESSOR jokester is being forced to confess on TWITTER that we don't have enough phony plastic squirt gun laws on the books. Like that water pistol used in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER when 007 flushes his own look alike figure down the  toilet in the first act of President Blofeld's first term in office. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS EVANGELINE LILLY: Calm down already pretty lady. You don't have/half to open a $10,000,000 tax free joint bank account for me until we can do it using other people's money, post WW:III. Like in that 1991 post Reaganite hangover movie costarring Gregory Peck role playing yours truly, entitled OTHER PEOPLES MONEY. Look it up and watch it if you don't believe me. Note the movie poster art featuring [DANIEL 9] DeVito positioned in front of the tall TRUMP TOWER, circa 2018, and yet again in 2020.