THE BUTT FUCKING OF THE CENTURY

I had to go way back to the days before Diane Frankenstein was the mayor of San Francisco in order to understand why President Trump would want to fuck something that nice looking. When the men around town were comparing her to a more civic minded Audrey Hepburn in A ROMAN HOLLIDAY meets BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS . I know, not gonna happen right now, but one can always have hope for the future. "Two Jews fucking each other is really something to see." Leslie Winn, circa 1969. Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Yellowstone, Montana. Banning ARs is the equivalent of banning white flour, white sugar, white cheese, and white rice in order to save thousands of innocent children getting shot in the head by their crazy bipolar behavior exboyfriends. "And I want a solid gold toilet too ..." AP: 123. Yeah I know already, the President of America actually does have a gold plated toilet up in his PENTHOUSE MAGAGZINE shag pad. So give the guy a break. So what, it's not actually a solid gold item for real... It's just the look of it that counts. ~ Why does everybody half to be so God damn serious and literal these days? ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS OPRAH: If God tells you to run for President in 2020 it will be because he wants to make an example out of you.