THE SIGHTING

My bing cherry vision of Catherine Zeta-Jones was confirmed by Thursday's NATIONAL ENQUIRER back page cover of a perfect look alike Zeta-Jones modeling for ZANTREX. Since she first shows the back page of a London tabloid when she informs her real heir lover that she is engaged to the American Duke of Bournemouth. Ergo, the prophetic three woes copy on the full page advert reads, "I'll get there with ZANTREX." Henry being "... The Moses of the English aristocracy." * For a second witness, the back page of the  GLOBE features that nanny state intercom unit that reveals all at the end of the 1993 movie. With a tabloid headline that warns, "If you fall" * GSR/TWN *