MY FAT GREEK WEDDING HAPPENING

Ahhh fuck it. Now I'm supposed to update FOR YOUR EYES ONLY meets MAMMA MIA!.. yet again. Since the two are obviously some ten virgins rip off wedding prophecy about the time when America will have a Greek President in the Greek architecture White House. And therefore it is a pretty damn good "whose the real daddy?" follow up to my SPLITTING HEIRS update postings.  But what about LAURENCE OF ARABIA, or CITIZEN KANE,  not to mention BASIC INSTINCT or FATAL ATTRACTION?! Oh well, "I don't have the time anymore to argue with the writers, producers, and directors of most of my films anyway." Marcello Mastroianni, LA DOLCE VITA. Now they just make me the star of the picture, pay me the big bucks upfront; and then I [moveon.org] to the next big money deal. # GSR/TWN # PS MICHAEL MOORE: Jesus has revealed to his spoken word car mechanic prophets that your evil President Trump type enemies are going to be sneaking through your rear windows and back doors and surprising you like a thief in the night. PS MILEY CYRUS: The more frontal nudity publicity pix that I see of you sucking on daddy's hard cock, the more I want to pay you up front for being in my next 4 French movies. And I don't care who knows it; after WW: III of course, and not one minute before it.