THE FAKING

Reportedly, the fake snow job news is already rolling out from NBC, even weeks before Katie C/our/ic is supposed to show her face at the final 70 weeks period WINTER OLYMPICS. Most likely because the divided Korean Peninsula is such a yuuge cut off cock landmark. Complete with fake ski resort pix that made it look like everybody was having a really great time up at the SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL in Park City, Utah. Not that there is anything wrong with what is happening at the FBI or the NYT. ÷ GSR/TWN ÷ PS VV: Last night I dreamed that a gang of illegal alien car thieves from West Jordan came down from outer space and jacked most of the nicer rental cars that were parked in and around Park City; including your own very nice GMC TAHOE 4x4 HERTZ rental. However, I was surprised to see that they somehow overlooked my own [invisible man] snow white convertible 1993 BMW3. So I gave you and your stranded wife a ride down to the airport with Cara Delevigne and her girlfriend sitting on her lap in the front seat. Obviously, it was some kind of a wise five virgins thing. Since your typical convertible-girl BMW 3 was only designed to comfortably seat four persons. ÷ PS JIM CARREY: Keep doing what you are saying. But please do not make me look like my Britsih antihero [ MLM AMWAY ] millionaire triple diamond cash money guru in YES MAN. Guns are good, gun laws are bad, relatively speaking. Same thing goes for universal 666 health care, 666 carbon taxes, and the 666 CIVIL RIGHTS ACT of 19666. Dude, sooner or later we all have to die. So why not later rather than sooner? ÷ PS CARA: The corresponding and complimentary parallel threeway universe chronology of the 70 weeks outline of the two witnesses is why I AM wants to make two or three parallel Andy Warhol duplicate indie film happenings of LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets THE SPY WHO LOVED ME. ÷ Exploiting of course some kind of a "no full nudity" clause in their acting contracts. Hey none of my underage actresses have to suck my dick off in order to get the part. I already have a bevy of teenager assistants at my beck and call to do that job for me. Ergo, if you are not right for the part, I don't put you in my picture, no what the cost.