WHY JULIA ROBERTS' HOLES ARE GETTING BETTER

As America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP starts to tighten up the loose holes in her border walls; Julia Roberts will be initiated into the physical transfiguration processes that give her a tighter and younger 27ish pussy.
Just like the one she had during the making of PRETTY WOMAN meets AMERICAN GIGOLO.
As just confirmed by my virgin French wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS: THE RETAKE. Who has now been crowed the most beautiful underaged 17 year-old girl in the world for a second time around.
Whereas all of my older wives who get baptised again will become spiritual virgins on the cusp of becoming physical virgins.
Or like my virgin forerunner Hollywood movie star PEE WEE HERMAN always used to say, "WHO CARES!?"
I like em young, and I like em right and tight.
I know you are. But what AM I?

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO NEWSLETTERS PER DAY

PS EMMA WATSON: If I were to do a remake of the PRACTICAL MAGIC prophecy; it would costar both you and Emma Stone.
PS WOODY ALLEN: Tired of waiting around for those arrogant little know-nothing pricks at PRIME to make up their minds and give you the money for your next project?
 "Call me at your house... Right now!.." LOST HIGHWAY. [801 310 8543]
Costarring the actor who shot his ex-wife in the head.
Who was parked down the block from that mob run Italian restaurant in Studio City.
Same thing goes for you too Nicole Kidman.

PS ROB RHEINER: Don't you even have a little extra money in your back pocket to buy out the video-movie rights for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO SHIT?
Thus heading yours truly off at the [INLAND EMPIRE] I-15 pass north of San Bernadino, California?
Thereby turning it into some Republican Party anti Christ cluster fuck masterpiece.
Which you always knew would be happening for you anyway, sooner than later, at the PLAYBOY MANSION's vampire happening in 2020.
Watch more closely those two movie trailers again for BURN AFTER READING and CONFESSIONS OF A DANGERIOUS MAN.
God forbid, you might actually learn a thing or two from them.

PAYING FOR YOUR FULL TITHING SETTLEMENT AT YEARS END.

Non discretionary spending amounts to around 13% of the federal budget.
Which is the dollars and cents reason behind the vacationing Democrats in Hawaii shutting down the government for purly white christian missionary man reasons.
Therefore, the feds are now about to get tithed 10%, plus a few award budget points.
After all these years of the mormon Republican Party's claims that the government could easily survive on 10% less.
In other words, the current 13% shut down, financially speaking, is just what the mormon church's heart surgeon doctor ordered.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS MR PRSESIDENT: How about a [pay or play] compromise deal for 5B if you give them back 5B in union scale road repair construction money? Plus the government gets to remain shut down until they actually pay for it all up front.

A HARD DAYS NIGHT NOTES: Last night at 3:57 am, some rather confused "fluid gender" millennial said "I think this evening." Of course, it was just Michael himself indulging in a bit of acting.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Your prophetic 21ish presence in the A HARD DAYS NIGHT prophecy does not mean that you have to become one of my many sex slave cult wives or anything.
See those two mormon polygamist trailers for LIVE A LITTLE LOVE A LITTLE and HARUM SCARUM.
And not a single one of the underaged girls who I AM is fucking looks a day older than 28.

THE SHUT DOWN WILL LAST FOREVER THIS TIME

MOUNT RUSHMORE's privately run coffee shop is still open for business.
However, the federal park's nightly festival of lights has been shut down for now.
In confirmation of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's future image on the west side that is staring down Crazy Horse's monument to America's huuge hole in it's border wall.
That is going to be shut down for the next 1000 years. If you believe in the ten virgins WEDDING CRASHERS prophecy. Which costars the costar of THE BREAKUP and SWINGERS. [See the special purpose 1260 days period trailer.]
Which has allowed millions of christian paganites to invade the land of the white christian Israelitish Nephites.
No wonder that it has now gotten to the point where more of the darkies believe in the BM than the whities. Especially when you include the number of mormon converts in Africa; that is completely off the charts.
"The whitie needs to show the darkie how to do it." ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES WHITELETTERS
December 31, 1993.

IT'S HIGH TIME TO CUT IT OUT

The cut off time prophesies in DANIEL 9 are now looking like the time when California er all cut themselves off completely from the White House.
Much to the delight of the white christian folks who voted for America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the first place.
"Steel sharpens steel" Jesus Christ, 1999.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS PENELOPE CRUZ: Last night I dreamed that your current real estate investments are going to do well for you even in the short run.
Which probably had something to do with the amazing plot twists at the end of DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS meets WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN meets TIE ME UP AND TIE ME DOWN.
Not to mention that VICKY CHRISTINA BARCELONA was about me eventually getting to fuck those two dream wives of my youth, Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan, rodeo style. Without having to worry about getting a DOUBLE WHAMMY case of the herpes.
Or like it says in the King James Bible.
When you are on a secret 007 LDS mission from God; you can eat the poisonous OCTOPUSSY and still not get the cooties.

PS CARREY MULLIGAN: You and your sisters in the white suburbs of North London now have a minimum of 62 weeks to get real and sort out your lives.
Get cracking girl!
"You have no idea how boring everything was before I met you." AN EDUCATION.
So at least see the 2009 trailer if you don't have the time or decency to watch the full movie.

SOMETHING STINKS TO HIGH HEAVENS

Today's filthy Jew dominatrix media of sodom and Egypt will be honored at this New Years Eve's celebration of the Andy Warhol whore of Babylon movies in Times Square.
Meanwhile, the rodeo cattle and horses down on Mel Gibson's sprawling ranch in Australia are suffering from the same old same old global warming warning cited in REVELATION 11 leads up to all of those dead stinking fish in ISAIAH 50:02.
As was justly confirmed by the Governor of Washington State's decision to convert all of the states' 666 ferry rides into hybrids.
Whereas, now it costs your typical yellow jacket worker driving a pickup pulling a trailer around $70 to simply take the ferry one way from Seattle to Bremerton.
Right on time for the fee to double up to $140 plus before the 2020 reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; and his sexy girlfriend too.

Gregory Scott Relf's
REAL NEWSLETTER

PS MITT ROMNEY: The sexy MOTHER OF WHORES, a.k.a. the entitled MYSTERY woman of Babylon in REV.17, sits on top of the spinning globe in WAG THE DOG and THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. As just confirmed by Angelina Jolie's decision to run for President against America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
Don't laugh. The skin and bones bitch would probably win it in a landslide on both sides of the west coast and the east coast.
Which is why May 9, 2020 will be the final cut off time.

PS JIM CARREY: So you show up on the red carpet in a yellow leather jacket with a JUST FOR MEN Nazi haircut.
And then you get the lead role's [pay or play] three-step contract from FORTIS for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
Don't let it get to your head just yet. We still don't have an A-list director who is willing to stick his neck out that far and get it chopped off.
Hello Paul Nestor...
Talk about some inspired genius behind the camera who has nothing to lose. And who is now willing to just do stuff for the shits and giggles

THE PRODUCT

DUPLICITY's thematic two witnesses  parallel plot line came out in 09 as a part of the plan in DANIEL 9 and REVELATION 9.
For when the Democrats' secret front man named Robert Mueller would be in direct competion with some never Trumper type Republican CEO.
To see who can discover the "product" or MacGuffin code name that is behind the suprising successes of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES PRODUCT


BUSINESS NOTES: My routing number is 325070760 . Commit it to memory only. Never write it down on paper, nor text it through any of your IPHONE devices.
Because after the upcoming six day war, things are going to get kind of weird.

PS STEPHEN FRESH: My brother's own beloved father in law's ticker stopped ticking at the exact time that his clock on the wall stopped ticking. Which was one of those door to door salesman knitting kits that dipict all of those giant first fruits of the resurrection in Woody Allen's SLEEPER prophecy.

I NEVER SCREW WITH THE NUMBER 52

That 57 year-old female doctor got her brain smashed along the Frankenstein [CLIFF NOTES] trail in the White Mountains area of Mt. Washington for a damn good reason.
And that reason being ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN portrait of every Frankenstein movie ever made that centers around finding the perfect brain to go with his physically transfigurated body statue of David inspiration.
Whereas, all three of his born again from the dead WW: III movies were about replacing the monster's old body with a much younger and sexier looking young body.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWOFFER NEWSLETTER

SON OF LEBOWSKI: 2 NOTES: That 57 year-old mother doctor was hiking along the Frankenstein Cliff trail with her two sons of Judah and Ephraim.
Gonna have to go with me as the 57ish captain of my classic 91' sailboat in Marin on this one.
Full union scale plus a healthy per per diem naturally.
Think DUPLICITY was a prophecy about everybody at the CIA and FBI trying to neutralize America's divinely appointed PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP savior during the new and improved and born again 62/69/70 weeks prophecy in DANIEL 9 meets EZEKEIL 9.

PS JULIA ROBERTS: You keep pleasantly surprising me in so many ways.
Like in the above 2009 movie trailer's Robert Meuller look alike insider who plays the go between part where you transfer 40 big ones into my off shore BANK OF CANADA checking account in the British protectorate Bahamas.
Wherefore, my new royal house of Israel name will soon be KING DAVID.
 In order that the enemies of my white wives and my white children will have a crystal clear Biblical understanding of who they are up against.

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW ENDING IS NOW BEGINNING

That white statue of David in the above physical transfiguration temple prophecy at THE PLAYBOY MANSION, was Divine confirmation of my marred Christmass tree revelation at MLS# 1392262.
Wherein the birthmark stain on my back shoulder in AMERICAN GIGOLO is played out in Richard Gere's nude STATUE OF DAVID pose next to his [WINDOWS 5] mini blinds.
Per that buck naked STATUE OF DAVID that was donated to the city of Souix Falls, South Dakota by the inventor of today's modern golf club handles; among other things.
I'm no golfer. But I have heard many many times on conservative AM talk radio that the proper grip on things goes a long way towards improving one's game.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

BFD JIM CARREY: Millions of innocent virgin children are going to painlessly die in the blink of an eye in WWW: III.
So don't you have anything else in your movie career life to worry about at this time?
That said. I AM probably guilty of not seeing the casting genius of you starring in some zombie movie remake of CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.
GREG'S EGG PASTA: Be sure to carmelize your sweet ass onions and little garlic titty bits in olive oil until they are on the dark brown side. Before you mix them into your favorite pasta with two raw scrambled eggs.
SEASON TO TASTE!
Christ Almighty, do I still have to explain every little fucking thing to you at this late in the game?
"You're an actor. You figure it out..." Sandra Bullock.

PUT ON THY STRENGTH O ZION

That typical mainline religion couple crashed their twin plane near THE STATUE OF DAVID in Sioux Falls in confirmation of Jesus telling his prophets that his church should be as strong as his BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant Donald Trump.
Saddly, right now only half of them are wise to the word. The other half are basically asleep at the wheel.
Therefore, God's marred servant continues to be crucified by the anti Christ Jews in today's mainstream media day and night.
Ergo, the two witnesses are now appearing in the New Jerusalem; which is so much like the old Jerusalem; where also our Lord was crucified.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

RAISING THE STAKES IN VIVA LAS VEGAS

Just for joiners, President Elvis wins the race in 2020 after we see his new experimental race car zoom past that country music AM radio station.
Whose loyal listeners vote Republican by half, and one half of a half; i.e. around 75% plus. In other words, after 3 1/2 years in office nobody in their right mind would even try to stop him.
Not all white christian [DALLAS COWBOYS] football fans are as queer as they look, pointy high heeled boots and all.
Meanwhile back at the dude ranch for special children with serious mental problems, located near Gibson Lake in Montana. There is still nothing on the horizon that has yet to debunk the prophetic aspects of the movie trailer for HARPER, 1966.
Including that pagan new age sunrise temple for illegal Mexicans that Mel Gibson was inspired by Jesus to build in Malibu.
For when the time would come that America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP would suddenly come down from heaven and take over all of today's desacrated mormon temples after the global WW III happening.
Sometimes even things go well that start off well.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
1994

PS TERRY MCKNIGHT: Let me know when you have had enough.
PS STEPHEN FRESH: Dittos.
CLIFF NOTES: The cartoon series called THE SIMPSONS is a spoof on today's simple minded mormon Republicans like Mitt Romney and Stephen Fresh er all.

THERE'S NO STOPPING IT FROM HAPPENING

Every time that America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP [white slave owner] slays another one of high society's sacred brown cows, his stock yard futures in Chicago actualy rise a tick or two.
Especially among America's [John Wayne] cattle men who overwhelmingly voted for him again and again in 2020.
In confirmation of the illegal alien in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN who uses a cow killer compressor air gun.
So by the end of the Coen Brothers movie; it becomes crystal clear that nobody but nobody can stop the guy.
Not even Senator Shummer, nor his sidekick bitch Senator McConnell.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS STEPHEN KING: Who would you rather?.. Ruth Bad/er Ginsburg, Nancy Pelosi, Barabara Streisand, or Jane Finda?

PS STEPHEN SPEILBERG: 99% of the persons in America who bare the surname Relf are former light skinned African [milk chocolate] slaves who descend from my 0014 ROD STEELE royal casino sire Daniel Relf grandfather ancestor.
All is well that ends well.
Whereas you get enough money to put a little pork in your beans and rice, I get to do the same thing too.
You make me look good in your next movie, I make you look good in my next movie.
R.I.P. KEN MCLEOD: You and my late brother Ken Kemp are attending my SCHOOL OF PROPHETS classes in SLEEPER in order that both of you will return in the first fruits GMO harvest happening.

THE LAST 70 WEEKS OF HELL HAPPENING

Calibrating from the week that the transgression happens on January 3, 2019, it will only take 70 weeks to clean house.
For example, this will be the time period when ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLWOOD wraps things up into a neat little package that even today's simple minded Mormons like Stephen Fresh can understand.
And so where do we go from there?
Well for one thing, the LSD London Temple will be getting new drapes and carpet; while my crew is busy installing the born again home's new blood cleaning clinic and massage parlor.

Gregory Scott Ralph's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS STEPHEN KING: More book, less pages.
PS STEPHEN FRESH: If the doctor down in St. George, Utah says that you have only around 70 weeks to live. No problemo, I'll take care of it from there.
See you in the Bahamas. Think KILL CRUISE meets THUNDERBALL: WW III.
Then think about the movie trailer for BY THE SEA; wherein you and your ex-wife Ornella Greco finally agree that you two are not right for each other.
70 WEEKS NOTES: After the new HOUSE OF CARDS leadership is sworn into office on Mel Gibson's 63rd birthday, there will be only 70 weeks left of this shit until May 9, 2020 happens for real.
"This is the patients of the saints..." in REV. 13 meets MARK 13.
"Oh thank God for 711!"

MR AND MRS MEXICO GOT SHOT DOWN THIS WEEK FOR A REASON.

The above Lake Casa Blanca, Texas vacation dream couple suddenly died in a foolish dead 5 virgins helicopter crash on the border line of some corn field during America's federal shut down over the wall between them and us.
Shit yeah, LAmanites vote 90% Democrat. Nephites vote 70% Republican.
That is if you consider some Jews to be white people.
Thank you Jesus! That was awfully white of you.
Paraphrasing my three born again PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP protagonists with died hair in MIDNIGHT COWBOY meets TENDER MERCIES meets THE APOSTLE.
"Fuck you very much." KING OF NEW YORK, circa 1993 to 1996.

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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS GEORGE LOPEZ: Sooner rather than later, you guys are going to have to believe in the BOOK OF MORMON's teachings about them people who have been cursed with a dark skin problem.
 Think KING OF CALIFORNIA meets THE WATCH, circa 2018 Bonney Lake, Washington.
Wherein the son of Ben Stiller hates his own red state blood of Israel.

YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT BABY

Even if you ask for it in a very polite and civil tone; you are still asking for it.
You always get what you ask for.
Which is the basic idea behind Truman Capote's ANSWERED PRAYERS homage in Quentin Tarantino's new chapter no.9 movie rip movie trailer.
Not to mention that new clip by the star of HOUSE OF CARDS which is presently going global.
Hence all of those 29ish looking actors and actresses in the movie; fresh out of hair and makeup.
And why not?
"You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, BYU film school, 2004.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

CLIFF NOTES: The part in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS where the decorated Navy hero Senator McCaine gets caned; is a lesson about people getting caned for lying, whether they are Republicans or Democrats; per the word at 2bc.info.

ATTENTION WAL/MART SHOPPERS: They say that WAL/MART only shuts down one time a year.
Thank g-d for SAFEWAY. Where they still are selling heirloom tomatoes for around $5 a pound.
Better a nice tasting little tomato for a price. Rather than some huge bland and tasteless red tomato at half the price.

FESTIVUS IS NOT FOR THEM

Wall Street is falling hard in confirmation of the New York Jews' continued stonewalling of the wall construction project in DANIEL 9 meets MATTHEW 25.
Which is now being spearheaded by g-d's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant in the CASA BLANCA meets WAG THE DOG [WW III] prophecies.
Wherein it looks like the free French are in charge of the country. But it is actually them new age Nazis in sports gear who are running the show from behind the scenes.
Hence, the man playing the tunes on the piano is usually a negro. And negros vote around 90% Democrat.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

FESTIVUS IS JUST FOR US

That 5B for the temple wedding wall in the ten virgins prophecy is what the government shutdown is all about. Wherein the foolish other half of America get shut out of the process. After they finally figure out that it is too late to get rid of God's annointed PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP. Therefore now he is on the verge of getting rid of THEM.
Not that the government shut down has been confirmed by that old hook nose Greek Court Jewess getting lung cancer. Which is obviously a sign from the Gods that there is no more breathing room.
So I quote something from the late 70s to the mid 80s...
"It's my or the highway..." RAMBO 1.2.3... yada yada.
Like in that very special 1260 days movie trailer for LOST HIGHWAY. Featuring the older antihero dude with a blond hair shampoo job.
And yours truly plays the FIRESTONE tires mechanic who keeps his presidential limo in good working order. Meanwhile, he sneaks into the film's PLAYBOY MANSION happenings.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER.

TRYING TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING

When Bonney Lake's future Bishop Wagner asked then President Gordon B Hinckley if it should be shut down in the 2001 MULHOLLAND DRIVE prophecy; the answer was in the affirmative.
And the rest is his/story.
See the trailer for Christ's sake.
Meanwhile back at the dude ranch for retarded children, now owned and operated by some rich retired fuck who looks like Santa Claus... Think EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES meets SKINNY LEGS AND ALL.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS

PS FORTIS: Why SKINNY LEGS AND ALL has still not been made into a little Hollywood book movie yet is beyond me.
Seriously, this thing directed by Sofia Coppolla, co-starring Emma Roberts and Kristen Stuart fucking Justin Beiber at the same time, is such a slam dunk.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The word 'temple' means body in the original Greek christian orthodox bible. For example, see the Greek 007 trailer FOR YOUR EYES ONLY.
I do like to have the more fit and trim 16ish blond girls licking off my ice cream cone boner in these kind of swinging 1970s movies.

Fucking A mam. I agree to pay Cara Delevigne full union scale to co-star in David Lynch's next little book movie, I expect her to be willing to costar it up in Woody Allen's next movie on AMAZON PRIME.
You get what you pay for, next day delivery.

FESTIVUS GREETINGS!!

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP shut down the government on Festivus Eve for a 'feats of strength' theme.
Which by tradition, always comes after the meatloaf dinner and the airing of the grievences.
That celebrate the festive season with a flagpole that has no flag on it in the SEIGNFELD episode that started it all.
So how long is the shutdown going to last?
That's an easy one. Until the NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN dies off and is replaced in the blink of an eye by a country run by younger and stronger guys.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS JULIA: Hello there pretty lady.
PS JEN: What's new pussy cat?
PS CHARLIE: What's cook'n good look'n?
"OK, that's enough..." Elizabeth Hurley in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY. Or not.
PS MS Z: After your handsome old man movie star finally kicks the bucket from DEEP THROAT typo cancer; don't sell the Bahamas estate just yet.
Think THUNDERBALL meets GOLDFINGER meets THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN meets YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE meets OCTOPUSSY meets CLAM BAKE.
Not to mention the advantages of having an off shore tax free bank account after the Andy Warhol WW III trilogies happen.
SPOKEN WORDS NOTES: Cat napping Saturday afternoon, while waiting for the ROTO ROOTER man to arrive, Michael suggested that I should listen to overnight COAST TO COAST talk radio.

BOB HONEY WHO JUST BONE STUFF

Gwyneth Paltrow's two grenade pin earrings in her latest Christmas tree pinecone ornaments pix are a homage to the explosive WW III finale of RAISING ARIZONA meets KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAM.
As just corroborated by Miley Sire Us on Jimmy Fallon singing about equal punishment for women.
In other words: I'll put my chimney away when you get your pussy out of my face.
And I paraphrase myself from THE LOST BOYS, "I like gar/lick... Just not so much of it."
See my long lost German Nazi brother who looks like a physically transfigured Ken Keisler in the above Ape Bay area's 1985 and 1987 movie trailers.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
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PS MICHAEL SAVAGE: More classic late 40s and late 50s movies; less early 60s and 70s movies. Stick with what you are really good at. Let me worry about the rest of us.
Think CASABLANCA meets DARK PASSAGE meets PLAY IT AGAIN SAM meets THE BIRDS meets BASIC INSTINCT meets FATAL ATRACTION meets DEATH TRAP meets KEY LARGO. And the list goes on...

JINGLE BELLS ALL THE WAY BABY!

That poor hard working fellow who wears a yellow jacket for a living, is now doing his very darn best to buy out Granny Grass' 1983 split level dream home listed at MLS# 1392262.
Who would have thunk it?
And since the above man is actually a physically transfigurated look alike of Gwyneth Paltrow's ex husband fence sitter, he may very well stand a chance.
Plus, his real estate agent is an amazing twice divorced 37ish Neve Campbell look alike with two children to feed and clothe.
In confirmation of her new pix on INSTAGRAM that are promoting her homemade monkey boy Christmass tree treats hanging on a limb in the backgroud.
Hey, why look 47ish now, when you could look 37ish only three years later; and then look 27ish ten years later after the WW:III vampire apocalypse happening?
Pardon my Greek.

Gregory Scott Relf's
24 year-old newsletter leading up to me fucking Cara Mia in ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN.

PS CARA MIA: If you can find another underaged virgin actress who looks like you for the [hopelessly in love] part in my LAST TANGO IN PARIS remaking, you get the part.
Plus, you get to be my lucky fuck buddy in my next three BIG LEWBOWSKI youtube movie videos.
Just imagine all of those cute little white babies in RAISING ARIZONA meets SHE'S HAVING A BABY meets HOME ALONE.

WHAT WERE YOU NOT THINKING?

According to REVELATION 3, having the wrong thoughts is not nearly as bad as having no thoughts at all about anything.
Because if you actually do have an expressed opinion about something, then at least we know where you are coming from in the first place.
And I quote from the DOMINO theory prophecy,
"Let's see what we're working with here."
Then we can know where to go from there.
For example, Dennis Miller just asked his CNN host to please explain more clearly what exactly are your peoples' mysterious and unknown ideas behind the wall in DANIEL 9.
In order that we can at least have an intelligent debate on the issue.

GREGORY SCOTT RELF's
[10% protection racket and tax free money laundering operation.]

HUEY LEWIS AND THE FAKE NEWS

This mindless 1980s MTV feel good band from the Ape Bay Area was a prophetic project about today's uber Jewish juvinile delinquents in A VIEW TO A KILL meets BASIC INSTINCTS.
See the trailer for the latter movie if you still don't get it.
Who grew up listening to all of this mind-altering crap during the 1980s. And you are now more interested in the 'warm and fuzzy pussy' rather than the stone cold pilot FUCK YOU truth.

Gregory Scott Relf's
NEWSLETTER

SPORTS NEWS: The above iconic 80s rock band had their biggest successs with an album simply called, "SPORTS". Go figure, you can look it up if you don't believe it.

$5B IS ONLY ONE HALF OF $10B

The 50/50 ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25 describes a wedding crashers scene that is happening behind the closed doors of some walled off PLAYBOY MANSION gate.
See those two future parallel reality tv show trailers for BOOGIE NIGHTS and CONFESSIONS OF A DANGERIOUS MIND.
Circa those two 1980s movie trailers for DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS meets STAR MAPS.
For a sign from g-d that the five foolish virgins are now in charge of the holy city in REVELATION 11. Who are leaving the doors wide open to today's evil dark skinned LAmanites invaders who hate today's foolish and naive white skinned Neophites.
See every FLINTSTONES cartoon that was ever broadcast on network television during the Great Society's 1960s.
Yabba dabba doo...

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

HAMMER FILM NOTES: England's independent filmmakers started to make all of those Joseph Smith look alike vampire movies right after the mormon London temple was built.
So when Heff opened his new disco PLAYBOY CLUB in London, it was already too late to stop it.
Compare those three past, present and future movie trailers for my sexy physically transfigurated teacher in THE NUTTY PROFESSOR and THE KING OF COMEY meets BACK TO THE FUTURE.

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS NOTES: God has now bestowed upon me the Austin Powers' cure to even heal the once mighty and strong Stephen Fresh from his terminal cancer situation.
However, time will only tell if he decides to repent of his self rightious pride and become rebaptised again during his 12 months of grace period at 2bc.info.

DOING THE BLOOD RED CARPET WALK

Sandy was walking the red state carpet Monday at NYC's LINCOLN CENTER, located directly across from the LDS templer's second story blood cleansing clinic.
Exactly where Cher shows up with a new hair and makeup SHAMPOO haircut job; looking like her new physically transfigured sister in MOONSTRUCK meets THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING.
Read every book that was ever written by Anne Rice; and then converted later into a Hollywood movie.

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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS MR PRESIDENT: Good call old man! Pulling out of Syria will give you the necessary OJ to build a very strong and tall wall/fence like the Jews have done up in the [Scotish] Golan Heights highland orchards area of northeast Israel.
As was just confirmed by that [Porto Fino] twister in Port Orchard, Washington that wrecked all of those 1980s split level homes.

GREG'S WHITE YOUNG VEAL ROAST RECIPE

Make sure that the tender tied up meat roast is very white, and not too pink.
Among other reasons, g-d had me marry my virgin French ex wife cunt right after the theatrical release of LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
In order that I might prepare myself for the upcoming physical transfiguration happenings in all of those British made HAMMER FILMS tender meatloaf vampire feast movies.
Which were immediately confirmed after the fact by ANDY WARHOL's horror DVD trilogy; shot in Italy natually. Where else?
See the above three movie trailers at BINGO.

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BLOOD CLEANING NOTES: There is a reason why so many of my old buddies are suddenly now prematurely dying of blood cell phone cancer.

PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Fear not thou. Because after the MOTHER OF WHORES in Babylon 17 comes crashing down in a blink of an eye during the WAG THE DOG prophecy about WW III...
Well, see the other three above Andy Warhol horror movie trailers.
Especially that one where the mormon polygamist antichrist antagonist blood sucker looks like a crazy wide-eyed Mr Shiffer lunatic with a short Nazi haircut.
The other two movie trailers are pretty good too if you are not that all interested in the first one.

SAVING EMMA WATSON AND HER GIRLFRIENDS

The most mighty line in the DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS prophecy is spoken when yours truly looks at her angelic nude sculpture and says, "I saved this from certain destruction." And then my younger and better looking alter ego mormon says that he too can appreciate the beautiful body of a naked 28 year-old women.
Later asking me if my new southern Republican registered voter wife is his new mother mentioned in REVELATION 17 and 1 NEPHI 14.
Whereas they are now just finishing up the usual final call-back retakes for the new CHARLIE'S ANGELS trilogy that costars Kristen Stewart.

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FILM FESTIVAL NOTES: The unexpected sudden deaths of those two reality tv costars in WICKED TUNA was a Big Tuna, Texas "FUCK YOU" sign confirmation in WILD AT HEART. Pardon my French.

PS WOODY: My hard copy DVD player suddenly went on the blink last night at 57 minutes into DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS.
 So I guess that my loyal readers for the past 24 years are just going to have to settle for watching their 2 minute movie teasers of MATCH POINT and MANHATTAN etc on their own devices.

PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Nothing compares to a 23 year-old you.
Elizabeth Hurley being a close neck-to-neck runner up of course.

FEELING LIKE A KEPT MAN

My younger brother "monkey boy" role in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS ribs me about Emma Watson er all being a little too young for me. As we seal the bet on who can be the first one to get $50,000 out of her. And her sister wife too; let the games begin.
Ergo, the pending Elizabethian McGovernment shutdown will become some kind of a historic 70 weeks FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF meets WAYNE'S WORLD kick off happening. Both shot on location in and around Chicago, Illinois.

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PS SMILEY: I'm with you all the way baby. No worries mate.
By the by; your topless Janis Joplin publicity stunt on SNL was fantastic.
"Take another little piece of my heart..." and all that.
Meanwhile, you may want to obtain your Montana State EASY RIDER motorcycle license. See the official movie trailer for EASY RIDER and then go from there.
Note the 1969 trailer's sparkling silvery background.

FACEBOOK NOTES: Check out my new FACEBOOK page at 'Gregory Relf facebook'. Chock full of nutty party people snappings and a list of friends that goes on forever. Not.

THE FLASH FORWARDING

Last night I got a flash foreward vision of DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS in a two DVD box set.
Which starts out with Keira Knightley donating her TIFFANY pearls of great price to the Crown Prince of England, "But for the children..." who are suffering from so many mental issues due to the defective pine cone seed of Israel.
This being the other Prince in DANIEL 9 with a capital 'P'. Whose freedom fighters need the support of his rich wives in order to over come the 42 months of politically correct tyranny in London.
Then his younger and better looking physically transfigured alter ego shows up in paradise.
 In Divine confirmation of the recent tabloid narative about some [LA STORY] guy who is scamming all of Hollywood's royalty out of millions for the promise of looking 29ish again.
Plus the younger ones get to have baby movie stars who look like the ones in RAISING ARIZONA meets SHE'S HAVING A BABY.
Watch the above prophetic 1980s Reagan Democrat era trailer if you can. Costarring some REVELATION 12 mother in great pain named Elizabeth McGovern.

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PAIN IN THE ASS NOTES: Most of today's vexatious Jews in ISAIAH 11 and REVELATION 11 are a lot like Robert Mueller.
And I quote from WHAT ABOUT BOB? "He's never gone!"
Therefore see the two trailers for WHAT ABOUT BOB meets SEARCHING FOR BOBBY D.
Wherein the last one has Carma Electra auditioning for the sexy physically transfigured Melania role of First Lady in 2016 meets 2020.

SUNDANCE NOTES: Sometimes movies happen that no one on God's green earth can stop from happening.
Shit happens.

PUTTING ON A FRESH FACE

Stephen Fresh's late mother, who left us in St. George, Utah, Washington County, circa 2008, looked exactly like my rather supportive high school secretary in FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF for a special purpose.
As was planned by Jesus Christ himself from the very beginning.
Whereas Seattle's garage band [SOUNDGARDEN] breakout album entitled SUPERUNKNOWN would happen at the same time that I AM debuted my own private underground KINKOS publication called THE TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER on drive time talk radio in 1994.

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PS NEVE CAMPBELL: More 37ish, less 47ish.
Ah fuck it...
Let's just go for the full monty 27 year-old wanna-be SHAMPOO look and get it all over and done.

FILM SCHOOL NOTES: All of those classic theatrical hair and makeup jokers in the BATMAN movies are role playing yours truly. As some kind of a religious sex cult mormon polygamist freak who believes in the physical transfiguration's face job.
Not to mention me fucking two underaged virgin teenagers at the same time on my twin VOLVO in San Francisco, California.
Mama Mia, AM I no different than any other guy in this life? Who needs to get a job in order to pay my bills.

THE HALF MOON HAPPENING

The day 1290 abomination of desolation was finally declared unconstitutional in I-35 Texas on the same day that the Jewish run neocon WEEKLY STANDARD called it quits during the Michael Medved talk show on 770 AM in Seattle.
Wherefore, the wall will finally get to be built during the last 70 weeks period in DANIEL 9; no thanks to them assholes.
Hey, with friends like these, who needs enemies?
See the movie trailer for THEM!
Which obviously was a 1954 prophecy about America's Jewish pests threatening America during the 70 weeks period in DANIEL 9 and REVELATION 9 meets EZEKIEL 9.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: My open ended one year three-step contract from FORTIS FILMS allows me to make JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS and BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF at the same time in any way that I want.
 Naturally, yours truly will be your sleazy old booking agent who is constantly fucking you in the ass for free.
Just as long as his old fucked out wive get to watch us doing it; co-starring my two wives in real life; namely Jennifer Aniston and Charlize Theron.

PS BRUCE WILLIS: How about a small 5-stars boutique hotel and casino in Las Vegas, called LAST TANGO IN PARIS?
Hear tell there is a small lot for sale just off the strip that is not half as big enough for your usual highrise resort hotel monstrosity.
Which has been sitting there vacant for at least two decades.
Therefore, you could probably pick it up for dirt cheap.
See the two movie trailers for CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND meets WHAT ABOUT BOB.

SEEING DOUBLE

DANIEL 9 says that it will require exactly 70 weeks to "finish the transgression" of America turning over half of thier Holy City to the filthy rich Jewish peoples of the half Jewish prince in Mark 13:14 during winter time.
You can look it up in the Bible if you don't believe me.
Which then comes to the last week of the party on May 9, 2020. That is if you start the [LAST DAYS OF DISCO meets CLUB 54] count down after the first week that it all started happening in January 2019.
Wherein the latter movie's movie trailer we see Trump himself pull up to the curb with two women at a time. And the club owner is sporting the usual red state RL POLO gear.
So if this 2020 DOUBLE WHAMMY interpretation is true. There would have to be some kind of a defining moment that clarifies the 9th chapter's fiat to rebuild the temple walls in REVELATION 11 and ALMA 11, etc.
Otherwise, we're back to the 70 weeks of set ups that began right after Donald Trump was elected PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP back in 2016.


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PS MS MAY DAY: According to Our Lord, there is no back door way out of BREXIT.
One can only enter into THE KINGDOM OF GOD through the House of Lords' front door.
See the 1951 movie trailer for ROYAL WEDDING if you don't believe it.

THE DOUBLE AGENT LIFE OF GREGORY SCOTT RELF

"Ample make this bed
Make this bed with awe;
In it wait till judgement break
Excellent and fair

Be it's mattress straight,
Be it's pillow round;
Let no sunrise' yellow noise
Interrupt this ground

Emily Dickinson

Yesterday's news about the BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA going into chapter 11, because too many of their scoutmasters were putting their dicks into innocent little boys, is the what and why for the above domestic atomic bomb explosion prophecy.

Which is the bright sunshine yellow noise reflected on the picture window at MLS# 1392262. It being the same old brown house in the woods with blacked out windows in Sandra Bullock's new Pacific Northwest evergreen forest [TWIN PEAKS] ripoff movie called BIRD BOX.
Arriving at a home theater next to your own private bedroom on the eve of FESTIVUS.

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PS SANDY: Know that the Christian name Gregory means protector in the old tongue. If you know what's good for you.

FILM SCHOOL CLIFF NOTES: Virtually every other take on 007 is a double edged sword thing in REVELATION 19. Especially the earlier, more sweet and sour ones starring Sean Connery and Roger Moore. Ergo, the series' brilliant usage of tongue and cheek humor. That was later taken to extremes in the AUSTIN POWERS two witnesses period, just for the shits and giggles.

PS SPEILBERG: When you equate collective anger with collective hate you just make the collective more angry with the group-think antichrist Jews in ANNIE HALL meets THE FRONT.

PS NANCY PELOSI: Dirty Harry's 74 year-old girlfriend just died of breast cancer. So where does that leave you? Not to mention that ugly hook nosed Jewess cunt in the Supreme Court scenes in the original PLANET OF THE APES prophecy.

PS JIM CARREY: If I don't see your current INVISIBLE MAN career figure making tracks in the fresh snow at SUNDANCE this winter, I AM is going to have to rethink a few things. Nothing personal of course; we're only talking about you co-starring in my own private roadmap remake of REPO MAN.

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

Or should I say it just keeps getting better?
Whatever.
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN trailer uses a gold plated 1911 in confirmation of no.45's executive order to release for sale those thousands of WW II .45 pistols that are now availble at PISTOL ANNIES in Bonney Lake, Washington.
And get this. You get your pick of any one of them for under $1000.
 Many of which have never even been used.

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PS CHAD: Your Chinese wife is a direct descendent of the royal Pe/king Dy/nasty.
See the inspired movie trailers for EMPIRE OF THE SUN meets YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE meets INDIANA JONES AND THE [LDS] TEMPLE OF DOOM.
Take note of those two repeated futuristic iPHONE icons in the above 1967 double 007 movie trailer.
CLIFF NOTES: Those black cockroaches in cousin Dale's temple underwear represent the negro pest infestation of today's LDS temples.
Much like those two wild negro children who are now running around inside of Sandra Bullock's Tudor PLAYBOY MANSION in LA.

A WHOLE LOT OF SHAKING GOING ON OUT THERE

That rare 4.4 shaker near Athens, Tennessee at 4:14 am Wednesday was for George Albert Smith's temple vision of a Greek President who would emerge the [NIKE] victor after WW III happens in the blink of an eye.
Per all of those old basketball man NIKE shoes hanging by a thread on high wattage lines in the WAG THE DOG meets BEING THERE limousine liberal prophecies.
Whereas WW III will happen so fast; and be over before you even know it; that it will seem like some fake reality tv show that you got a glimpse of on your latesr Chinese made iPHONE gadget.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: Realistically speaking, the only James Bond remakes that I would ever consider redoing are the ones co-starring an older 55ish Roger Moore with skinny arms.
Preferably starting out with something like me during Christmas season in THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN movie trailer. Which features his trusty blond Bond Girl who is a physically transfigured you in the back trunk of my red state AMERICAN MOTORS sports coup that I bought for a cool grand in Lake City, Seattle. Right after they had repoed my 1976 ALFA that only had about 10,000 miles on it.
You can look up my own private REPO MAN trailer if you don't believe it.

PATHETIC RHYMES WITH PROPHETIC

Last night God showed me in a sad dream that Mr. Pine Cone also represents my long lost seed of Israel who are now living like two little brown gentile monkeys in the Amazon jungles of Baby/lon.
Ergo, my tall blond girlfriend in WILD AT HEART always refers to me as her "baby".
And why not?
According to the revealed Word, the restored gospel of Jesus Christ is for every nation, kindred and tongue.
 Which would also include the little third world people who look like little brown jungle monkeys.

"Look who's talking." says Charlize Theron's mother figure in her South African Dutch Sandinavian accent in AMERICAN GIGOLO meets CASINO ROYALE.
See every movie that was ever made where the famme fatale looks like the prophetic latter day saints wife of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in OCTOPUSSY meets CASINO ROYALE.

Talk about the new facial recognition technology that was originally featured in A VIEW TO A KILL's throwback to DIAMOMDS ARE FOREVER meets SMOKIN' ACES, circa 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.

See the above Ben Affleck movie trailer featuring a spiritually sicko James Comey FBI agent if you don't believe it.

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MAKING SANDWHICHES

I Bingoed 'cousin dale in wild at heart' and found a great 2:48 YouTube clip of yours truly, in modified temple garments, measuring out the temple walls in REVELATION 11:1. Wherein we see the dark hand of the rubber skinned illegal aliens residing inside of the House of Israel. Rather than staying outside of the insider court walls where they belong.
That ends with me holding the above measuring stick while standing in front of today's flimsy little short fence that is just not cutting it.
All of which is happening right now during this 2018 Christmas season.

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PS MR. PRESIDENT: You already can juice the $5 B that you need for a wall out of the 5 STAR PENTAGON; by simply withdrawing all of America's armed forces from black Africa.

PS MEGAN FOX: Having trouble understanding your latest spoken word revelation from Michael in GREASE:2 ? You can always just text it to me at 801 310 8543 and I will get right back to you with the full monty meaning to it.

THE THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM

After Sandy had appeared in Brazil wearing royal blue and that missing gold coin in LEPRCHAUN 3, I took another look at the 1995 film's prophetic WW III 2020 movie trailer.
Wherein the late night talk show fantasy world of Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Kimmel finally gets it's shit together. Not to mention Glenn Beck at all.
You can watch the trailer for DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER if you don't believe it.
And while you're at it, go ahead and see the prophetically inspired 007 trailer for A VIEW TO A KILL.
Wherein the first person who objects to President Trump's secret blond Russian collusion plot to destroy silicon valley is a Mitt Romney look alike mormon Republican.

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PS JIM CAREY: At this year's SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL, all of the 54" wide tv screenings, with full surround hi fi, will be happening at that snow bound ski chalet shack located around two blocks up from THE EGYPTIAN.

LIVING THE DREAM IN REAL TIME TERMS.

My special purpose smoked salmon pasta sauce shit hits the fan at around 42 hours after my crazy uncle Santa Clause figure has measured out the temple's border walls in WILD AT HEART.
Or like my own beloved mother always used to say to everybody about me,
"My son is very sick..." Like in the BRIDES OF DRACULA movie trailer about me on YouTube. Wherein the head vampire hunter is always some Joseph Smith look alike mormon prophet. And the actual vampire is sporting a rather youthful looking physically transfigured blond haired shampoo die job.
When even back then, there were no Jewish actors in your typically restricted retro 1950s David Lynch movie.
And only the occasional very well bred negro gentlemen; if and when the plot line actually called for it.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Why that limited BIRD BOX office theatrical release on Taylor Swift's 12.13 birthday?
Any comments? Could be nothing to it.

IT'S STARTING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS

Talk about having a white Christmas.
This Christmas season's BIRD BOX trailer has yours truly driving the young white ladies crazy. Who had dared to look at Mr. Pinecone's face hanging from everywhere you look in the film's evergreen tree wilderness escape scenes.
See the NETFLIX trailer if you don't believe it.
Keep in mind too; the lower reaches of the evergreen forests along the Hwy.101 Olympic Penninsula are thick with wild pink and red rhododendron bushes.

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CLIFF NOTES: The sick at heart woman with child in BIRD BOX is the same crazy mormon church lady in REVELATION 12.

PS MR. PRESIDENT: The prophetic 1981 trailer for WOLFEN features both you and your beautiful eastern Eurpeon wife in the first few shots. Before it descends into a tall tale about the Jews trying to crucify America's white christians all over again.

PS DAVID LYNCH: Just think about it; the young girls; the new money; the freedom to make any movie that you want; wherever and whatever; including last cut rights. Plus every Sunday morning in laid back LA, we and the above said girls get to enjoy our late breakfast mornings at DENNYS. On me of course.

JUST YOUR AVERAGE TWO FACED HALF JEW MOTHERFUCKER BACKSTABBER

My organic Mr. Pine Cone Christmas tree ornament at MLS# 1392262 has the same two faces of Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11.
 Note the multiple Hebrew skull caps on his brown monkey head that represent today's multilevel aspects of the Messianic Orthodox Jew era that began back on January 20, 1993.

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PS MEATHEAD: That fightening reflection on GG's picture window at MLS# 1392262 looks at first like some huge fiery explosion happening. But alas, it is only a sunny [reelection] reflection of my marred servant's Christmas tree birthmark in AMERICAN GIGOLO meets FOUR CHRISTMASSES meets FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL meets WEDDING CRASHERS. And the list goes on.
Look it up for yourself at lds.org and check out the site's dual reality DC 113 links if you don't believe at least the half of it.
PS SIENNA: On a personal level, I prefer your performances in the English tone, verses the American tone.
Which might be why my big budget movie debut in HANNIBAL: WW III is supposed to be about me and you hanging out in Florence. While the director and crew are getting ready for the next set up.
PS DAVID LYNCH: Note the TWIN PEAKS tribute photo to you at www.teamhancockre.com.
By the way, second hand smoke does not bother me. Because when one is in the white mission fields of DC 4 etc. he can drink poison and never die.

BOB HONEY WHO JUST BOMB STUFF

MLS# 1392262 is pretty much where things are at right now in real terms.
For example, that Mr. Pinecone in the foreground is actually the marred servant of the marred evergreen tree seed of Jesse.
Who is hanging by a thread from the marred branches of that marred evergreen tree on 192nd Ave E.  in Bonney Lake, Washington.
Who does actually look like my royal birthright birthmark in AMERICAN GIGOLO meets PRETTY WOMAN.
Hey, take a picture. It lasts longer.

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TRAILER TRASH NOTES: The trailer for AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS includes an insert shot of the Civil War during the PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP period in 2020 Las Vegas.
See ya on the flip side baby.

PS PENN: I would have agreed to cast you in the lead role for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF, but it seemed just too close to the mark.

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE: All of those Elvis Presley movies about you getting re-elected again in 2020 Las Vegas etc. portray THE KING as some mormon simpleton from Memphis, Tenn. Think KISSING COUSINS meets CLAM BAKE meets THE FAT SPY.

A SWEETHEART DEAL

In the future TRUMP INC. resort golf club era of AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS, the Unibomer's love shack has now been remodled into a luxury backyard guest house at one of my rich wives' mansions in Beverly Hills.
Wherein yours truly spends most of his post production down time fine editing his latest blog post fantasy movie concept; co-starring Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus.
And then he arrives late to the DC 58 liberal media cocktail party in a red state helicopter. Right as their anti hero is about to jump off the roof.
However, all is well that ends well; the boy gets the slutty girl; the bad guys get what's coming to them; I get the juice money that all of my cunts still owe me.
Co-starring Ms Zeta-Jones as the British rom com version of Sandra Bullock. And Billy Crystal's surname being some mysterious Davinci code word for the physical transfiguration remodeling ideas in the 2001 movie's various hair and makeup scenes.

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PS VV: Denny Hancock looks like a younger you in confirmation of you too getting married to a successful real estate agent in Chicago.

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES

The young lady in black ROCK STAR shoes who prepped out Granny Grass' 1971 post modern Unibomber Cabin on Friday looked like a physically transfigured Sandra Bullock. Who is herself a big time fixer-upper small house flipper.
Believe me you. The original poor as a church mouse actress in SPEED etc did not become worth a cool 350 big ones in real estate time share condo investment opportunities overnight.
She did it one house and one high rise office building/condos complex at a time.
You can look it up for yourself at www.teamhancockre.com MLS# 1392262 if you don't believe it.

PS PARIS HILTON: For the time being anyway. Don't change a thing in the past ten years of your life style. Especially about the part of fucking only one guy for the next thousand years.

Alas, it was God's will that you got the two herpes of Judah and Ephraim during their special purpose 1260 days period.
 In order that you would go back to reform school for juvenile delinquents in Provo, Utah. And thereby continue with your vampiric blood cleansing sessions at THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS, circa 2bc.info.

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RE LISTING NOTES: Try to point out that rusty 5-point [STARBUCKS logo] Hollywood sidewalk of fame movie star icon on the front porch's iron security door, whenever you enter the above listed Bonney Lake, Washington [FOR SALE] property.
First impressions are everything. Especially when it comes to buying a piece of history.
Let the bidding wars begin.
See ya on the flip side.
Ok that's enough.
PS SANDY: If I were you, I would just go with a cool 350 and bag the whole thing right now.  Thusly turning over the whole she bang to one of those popular fixer-upper shows for a break even price.
It's not like you have anything else to do with your time right now.

PS VV: That underaged dude from street number 14405 SE 36th Street, Suite 100, Bellevue, Washington; who just listed GG's old brown vintage 1971 house in Bonney Lake, Washington; looks like a physically transfigured you tuber in THE BREAK UP's alternative ending.

POP TEST NOTES: The John McCain look alike role plays the Navy vet hero in a wheelchair who refuses to spill the beans under torture in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS.
Because why?

POSITIVELY NEGATIVE

Kevin Hart is now being pussy whipped into submission by the same 666ers who charged Gwyneth Paltrow's look alike X factor husband in THE AVENGERS meets GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Ergo, no hard thinking required. Just lots of warm and fuzzy feel good electricity vibrations.
Per the same day burial of pussy Bush no.41 south of Palestine, Texas.
Where the girls are pretty. And the men are even prettier.
Anderson County, Texas standing in for the George H. Bush Republican simpleton figure in BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD; from 1993 to 1996 on MTV.
Talk about being there at the exact right time and place in outer space on overnight COAST TO CLOAST talk radio.
Toasted by America's premiere Mr Anderson impersonator talk radio personality who has no record of ever being there.

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PS CHARLIE: Your inspired casting in THE CIDAR HOUSE RULES was about the time after WW III when all of the A list starlettes in Hollywood will want to look as young and beautiful as that again.
Watch the trailer if you don't believe it.

PS SANDY: Let me know if there is anything else that I can do for you right now at: 801 310 8543. Cause I AM is gonna be little bit busy in a year or two from now.

THE AIRING OF THE GRIEVENCES NOW

That C-130 crashed into the Sea of Japan on the same USA day-date of Bush Sr's WW II hero funeral.
In confirmation of Tom Hanks' recognition as a heroic war actor in SAVING PRIVATE RYAN meets FOREST GUMP, yada yada. Which now makes him uniquely viable to role play Mr. Rogers as a kinder and more gentler George H. Bush simpleton.
Meanwhile, they're already doing the pre production work on no.45's inevitable carving on the west face of Mount Rushmore.

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FESTIVUS NOTES: This holiday was born after Frank got into a Black Friday fight over some toy doll; which was destroyed in the process. Then it developed into some future TRUMP INC. beauty contest.
 Circa MISS CONGENIALITY 2 meets MISS FIRECRACKER.
So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and Google the two movie's trailers and compare them side by side with each other.

PS JEN: The other night my new J7 started humming and flashing and beeping at 2:11 am while it was getting a new upgrade or download or something.
Whatever, "I'm not really a gadget guy." Woody Allen, doing a rare bit of publicity for BLUE JASMINE. See that movie's trailer too darling.

THE AIRING OF THE GRIEVENCES. NOT!

Half of high society's better butt fucker assholes at H's wake looked like they were in dire need of a good PREPERATION H lubrication finger job.
Whereas Providentially confirmed by Tom Hanks' inspired work in progress about America's dead as a door nail MR. ROGERS movie.
Wherein all of the little movie's big publicity pix feature Hanks wearing his friendly neighborhood child molester pervert in a red state Republican lamb wool sweater.
["Republicans only want to kill the children!" Tom Hanks er all, 1993-1996.]
Posing on the steps of all those white trailer trash folks who voted a second time around for Trump in RAISING ARIZONA meets NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN meets LEPRECHAUN 3.
Whereas even Conan O'Brien is starting to look pretty long in the tooth these days, circa 2020.

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PS SANDY: You're welcome. Always and forever your back door man.
Same thing goes for you Jennifer Aniston; no pay, no play.

PS KEVIN COSTNER: When I was throwing out all of my old books about Hollywood movie making, I suddenly saw your little 256 page book with a 39ish looking picture of yours truly with a JUST FOR MEN shampoo job on the front jacket.
Any thoughts about a physically transfigured remake of THE BODY GUARD?
If the money is right of course.

SULLY THE SERVICE DOG PRETTY MUCH SOILED IT FOR THE REST OF US

"Bush Sr. was the last President who was completely devoted to the service of humanity."  Paris Hilton, Wednesday, December 5, 2018; or something like that.
Who gives a dog shit anyway...
Whereas, Frank confronts Krammer inside of the mom and pop H&H BAGELS shop in SIENFELD no.10, season 9, for a George H. Bush asshole Nazi soup theme.
Flash backwards to the time when H.'s special purpose service dog was pissing and pooping all over everything that Ronald Reagan had stood for; especially lowering taxation, litigation, and regulation.
[Say what you will about Hitler, he loved dogs.]
In Divine confirmation of that old man from Kansas who was just wheeled up to no.41's vampire coffin meeting in BEING THERE meets DEAD AND AND LOVING IT.
For when that vampiric looking old Jew, namely Robert Mueller, would be running the show for 42 months.
Rather than some demographically elected PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP dictator of America in SHAMPOO meets REDS.
Or in confirmation of Joseph Smith's WHITE HOUSE PROPHCY; wherein the rest of us are getting pretty tired of all this fake news bullshit.
Not to mention Bill Clinton and Tom Hanks.

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FESTIVUS NOTES: This traditional season's flag pole grievances time are a rod of Jesse remembrance of our long lost family heritages in ISAIAH 11.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night at 9:57, I dreamed that your giant negro son knocked you out cold with one roundhouse punch to the blind side of your marred servant face in 3 NEPHI 20-21.
So then I went over to WALMART to check out their latest BLACK ANGUS beef cuts.
However, since I had not eaten a thing for the past 24 hours, I decided to go with a more kinder and gentler smoked salmon in a pasta cream basil sauce.

PS FOX NEWS: Actually, H's obedient servive dog was a Democrat, and not a Relublican.

PERSONAL BUSINESS NOTES: That gentleman who just listed the late GG's home in Bonney Lake, Washington is a Providental 1990ish physically transfigured 29ish Ken Keisler look alike figure.
Go figure. Do the numbers.

PS PRESIDENT NELSON: Bernie Sandlers looks like my friendly Mr Rogers neighbor in Bonney Lake, Washingtton . Who is trying to convert me back into the apostate mormonism of CARIVAL OF SOULS meets ERASER HEAD.

GETTING A BIG LOAD OUT OF ME

The unrepentant Arnold Schwarzenegger was still trying to place his strong and mighty hand upon the ark in Poland this week. When they ceremoniously placed that old (shoe) man's coffin in the Capitol rotunda with full honors; WAG THE DOG style.

As confirmed by Bush H's white service dog lying below his casket in BEING THERE meets SEINFELD episode 10, 1999. 

Wherein the rest of us celebrate FESTIVUS with various feats of strength. Like when the daughters of Zion put on their strength in 2 NEPHI 8, yada yada.

Complete with a big DC 58 meatloaf feast on December, 23, 2018.

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PS KS: Before the royal 'WE' start fucking you and your girlfriend too in the vagina. I AM is going to half to have a serious man style sit down interview with you two.
Preferably over a glass of hard headed red cab and moldy French cheeses.
While asking you two a few personal questions about your daily eating pussy habits.
"In wine there is truth."

A KINDER AND GENTLER PUSSY WHIPPED AMERICA

Bush Sr. was rightfully hailed for dealing with our international enemies.
But what about our own domestic Jewish antichrist/antihero enemies in the media and today's pop tart culture?
Who are even more dangerious to the white christian promised land of Zion than any dark skinned tin pot dictator overseas.
Wherefore, 'H-bomb' Bush kicked the bucket at just the right time in order to contrast the Republican Party with the rest of us during Festivus.
Or as it says in 2 NEPHI 8; "Thy sons [of Bush] have fainted save these two."
And then Jesus goes on to explain in more detail the particulars of his marred two witnesses period servant.
 Who is depicted in the background of Woody Allen's small little book prophecy entitled ZELIG, per 3 NEPHI 20: 43-45.
Also see chapter 21. Which goes into still more of the reasons behind the upcoming May 9, 2020 cut off time; actually using the code phrase "cut off" at least 4 times.

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PS NYT: It was your precious Jewish run CIA that keep the half Jewish Bush Sr. informed about the Russians colluding with Sadam to overthrow America and her client state of Israel.

PS TAYLOR: That twister in Taylorville was confirmation of the twister warning at the end of BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE. Not to mention your flash vision cameo in CARNIVAL OF SOULS.

PS BRUCE WILLIS: Last night I had a flash vision of your version of the uniquely marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21. Wherein your bald head looked exactly like that spinning map globe in WAG THE DOG. Which suddenly came to a stop in the eastern Europe map regions.

PS SIENNA MILLER: Heff's 12th blond 27ish wife looks a lot like you. Maybe not quite as pretty or all that interesting looking; but still worth noting.

IS PARIS BURNING?

You tell me. The above movie's 1960s co-star is a handsome young Macron look alike greenie who rides a bicycle around town with his sexy girlfriend.
But suddenly out of nowhere, he crashes down on the same road that is now being repaired in DANIEL 9.
CUT TO:
The NYT putting a poster boy size picture of No.41 on their Sunday newspapers. In confirmation of their front page 666 propaganda publication of Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate.
And I say this as a naive young man who voted for Bush Sr. in vain at some 666 government run high school in Orem, Utah, circa 1992.
Since I was in the area anyway because I was working a VITA MIX 3600 pitch joint with my late father at some white christian preppers convention at THE SALT PALACE.
Hey, nobody in this life is perfect.

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PS SPIKEY: If you agree to do my fake Janis Joplin biopic. You get a buy one and get one for free deal from me. See the latest offer at mypillow.com
BEING THERE NOTES: There are actually two old men who die back to back in my own private BEING THERE prophecy.
So who do you think will be the next one?
My guess is as good as yours, relatively speaking.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Last night I dreamed that a blond 27ish Annalynne McCord wanted me to fuck her sooo bad. And not in the butt or in the mouth, but right square inside of her vagina.
Any thoughts about that from you?

THE GOLDMEMBERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON CHRIS WOOD'S BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR.

Which probably has something to do with Wood's original small screenplay, that was rejected unread by Mel Gibson er all in 2005, entitled PALESTINE, TEXAS.
Per Spikey's new MTV video movie that features two Catholic priests at the WHISKY A GO GO in her upcoming Janis Joplin art film.
Wherein the Grace of Jesus is only sufficient after one repents of his or hers sins and becomes born again in Christ.
Or like they say in Hollywood, LA, "...every wagging dog has his day."
Flash forward to May 9, 2020.
 Or like they say in West LA, "No big publicity, no little movie."

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BATMAN, 1989.

PS CHRIS WALLACE: Howard Stern was the bitter pill that Bush 41 had to swallow. Because he was just too self righteous and full of himself to even listen to Rush Limbaugh for one or two minutes. Especially after he started to become a very old and weak man during the abominable Barack Obama years.
Meanwhile, his small minded mini me son 'W' was no better or stronger than he was.
"New world order..." my ass.
PS BIG BEN: Your next two-at-a-time underaged girlfriends will inspire you to become twice the man that you were always meant to be in movies.
Same thing goes for your pussy whipped girlfriend Matt Dam/on.
Talk about growing up in the 60s and with no more correct society hangups.
I kid you not. This is exactly what Mel Gibson is up to right now. And he is even about ten years older than you.
BATMAN TRAILER NOTES: "Wait until they get a load of me." is the most mighty line of all in the original 1989 dark knight movie about my marred servant configuration in 3 NEPHI 20:37 and 21:10.

FALLING DOWN IN ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA DURING THE 1980S REAGAN DEMOCRAT ERA IN 2020

That clock fell down and crashed to the ground at PERDUE right after I heard three toll bells ring out from the BIG BEN clock tower in London.
In confirmation of the old polite society man who dies in BEING THERE.
Was there ever a man who lived in the WHITE HOUSE who was as bland and boring as No.41?
As compared to yours truly; who is known for spiking two underaged hotties at the same time at THE WHISKY A GO GO happening in BRIDES OF DRACULA meets MEAN GIRLS, 1994.
Or in other words;
"...that he may tithe his people, to prepare them against the day of vengeance and burning," like in Paris, France, 2018.
Dude, all I AM is asking for is my usual take after expenses.

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Day 1335, circa 1996.

PS MISS MONTANA: Your own private bright yellow love bus movie called LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE happens to come to an end in Orange County, or thereabouts, for a post production WW III reason. Which ends with the constant annoying sounds of a high pitched muted trumpet car horn.
Welcome to the crazy zone.
PS CHRIS WALLACE: I grew up in a Cleon Skousen style mormon church household; where NATIONAL REVIEW and PLAIN TRUTH magazines were lying around the house everywhere.
So when George H. Bush got elected back in 1988, I knew in my gut that he and the Republican party had gone completely nuts. Not to mention the LDS church leadership in Utah.

SAVING THE GIRL

That is a physically transfigured Ben Affleck who jumps through the car's open window in Spikey's new broken heart MTV 1980s disco scene video.
Per my lucid dream that happened the other night about big Ben partnering up with the rest of us in order to turn WW III into a gazillion $$$$$$$ publicity stunt for my upcoming standard three-step production deal for my first three movies.
1.) BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
2.) JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
3.) LAST TANGO IN PARIS: THE RIP OFF.

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P.O. Box 8161 Bonney Lake, Washington
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PS BEN: Your best career years happened when you looked 29ish going on 39ish.
For example, yours truly was also fucked in the ass when I was 29ish; and my French ex wife was 27ish.
PS MR PRESIDENT: That never Trumper neocon half Jew mother fucker no.41 died at the same time that you were dealing with all of those G20 butt fuckers of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11 meets ISAIAH 11.
For example, both John McCain and W did not vote for God's messianic BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant in 2016 and again in 2020.
Not to mention Mitt Romney and Michael Medved circa D&C 86.
For the last time that I showed my INVISIBLE MAN shadow in the snow tracks at Park City, Utah was around 1986.

GREG'S FRENCH TOAST: Instead of dropping a little vanilla extract into your French toast eggnog dipping; splash in two or three table spoons of R&R's naturally flavored vanilla whisky from Kentucky.
Same thing goes for your favorite walnut bread pudding sauces or roasted glazed duck icings.

THE OSCAR FILES

That secret brown 6x9 envelope in THE ODESSA FILE trailer contained my latest GSR/TWN mailing during the special purpose 1260 days period.
Representative of all of those secret spy envelope exchanges that happen ever year at the OSCARS.
Wherein nobody knows what is inside until they open it before millions of live witnesses around the globe.
For example.
Smikey's new broken heart video is a Juice Man biopic of the OJ chase scenes featuring my own private S&W .22 during the era of the no.42.
Wherefore, my own beloved sainted mother's last words to me were, "I'm as weak as a cat." Spoken to me right after she simply whispered the word, "juice".
 Probably because she wanted me to give her another little sip of her favorite raspberry lemonade juice from WALMART.

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KINKOS copy shop, South Hill Puyallop, Washington, 1996.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Mind if I call you Spikey for now? Like when I AM is spiking you in the butt in my own private Idaho [LAST TANGO IN PARIS] remake about the 9 1/2 weeks physical transfiguration [health spa] baptism process outside of Paris.
Happening during a time when France would have the youngest 29ish elected leader since that NAPOLEON DYNAMITE antihero [Paul Nestor] butt fucker came out of nowhere from Idaho in 2004.
PS EMMA WATSON: In Spikey's new music video, she is the mysterious 4th wheel with dark brown hair.
 Who was sitting in the back seat of my London taxi dream.
Which was all about you being behind the wheel and me sitting in the front passenger seat.
And Spikey sitting in between Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller in the back seat.
See every "Fab 4" video clip out there on the internet, times two.

THE ODESSA FILINGS

There are five or six points worth noting when you watch the short 1:57 minute movie trailer for the 1974 THE ODESSA FILE prophecy.
1.) The film's blond die job anti hero is an undercover agent for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, circa 2020.
2.) Odessa is a place in the Ukraine. That ends up as a secret code word at the G20 summit in [Bel Air] Argentina.
3.) My girlfriend refuses to say where I AM at now.
4.) The above movie trailer highlights the usual trumpeting sounds of every movie ever made about Donald Trump getting elected two times, back to back.
Per all of those brazen trumpet heraldings for Johnny Car/son during the Reagan Democrat 1980s.
Back when yours truly was writing monologue jokes [notes] for his main substitute guest host Joan Rivers.

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RIMINI PIZZA by the slice; Westwood, LA 1988.

CLIFF NOTES: That is the baby in REVELATION 12 who precariously rolls down the stairs in THE BATTLESHIP POTEM/KIN prophecy about the lost ten tribes of Israel.
As portrayed in that corrupt FBI cops movie located in Chicago; co-starring Kevin Costner.
Wherein the DOJ's Mueller investigation farce is completely untouchable.

THE POPTARTS ARE BREATHTAKING

The latest breathtaking TRUMP TOWER news from the breakfast pop tart media is Divinely inspired confirmation of the PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP prophecy about his secrect penthouse meeting place high atop his own private [1980s LA TOWER RECORDS & VIDEO] time-line in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER meets FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE.
Ok then already.
Melania is not Russian. But she does come from that same region and speaks with an eastern European style white Russian accent.
See such other fish-out-of-water films as; I SERVED THE KING OF ENGLAND and THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND; just for starters.

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LEASURE WORLD, South Hill Puyallop, Washington, 1994.

GREG'S TAKE'N BAKE PIZZA: I always get my bake-your-own-pizza ahead of dinner time at PAPPA MURPHY. Then I let it sit on the kitchen counter for a good two hours more. Until the yeasty smelling dough has risen up at least half as high again.
And only then, do I put it into the oven with a generous sprinkling of extra virgin olive oil and granulated garlic powder.
PS SMILEY: If sticky gluten whole wheat dough gives you problems, it means that you have some other bread-of-life style problems to overcome.
Gluten is rather sticky and smells like cum for a reason.

THE AVENGERS HAPPENING

All of today's more interesting shows are on tv video these days; as Providential fulfillment of all those prophetically inspired television series from the 60s. Many of which were shot on 35mm film and then transferred into digital video.
For example.
Gwyneth Paltrow's X got electrocuted while sitting on the fence in THE AVENGERS because he was neither negative nor positive about America's future PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Who got re-elected again in 2020 because of his DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER law and order border fence protection policies.
Or for example.
You are some beautfull blond white Nephite girl who does not want to get raped by some other dark skinned illegal alien LAmanite.
Which is now happening before our very own private movie eyes. As President Blowfeld is suddenly metamorphing into President Jimmy Dean during this era of the 42 months happening in REVELATION 11.
 Don't laugh, "I haven't laughed so hard since I was a little girl." Dr Evil in AP: 123.

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THE SUNSTONE SYMPOSIUM, 1994; at THE HYATT Hotel's LDS conference center in SLC, UT.

PS JIM CARREY: God gave you those two kinds of herpes during the special purpose 1990s for an LA STORY type object lesson unto the daughters of Israel in 2 NEPHI 8 etc.
Therefore, after you repent and become baptised again into the new and improved LDS templer Scotish rites on Sunset Blvd; the girls will start to go crazy for you again. Provided you had also entered into the blood cleansing rites at the PLAYBOY MANSION. And then started to feel as free as those 1980s swingers down the hall in EATING RAOUL meets THE FULL MONTEY.
PS KS: The wine critics are saying that the new French 2018 Beaujolais is, "... likely to go down in history as legendary."

THE WHISKY A GO GO HAPPENING IS NOW HAPPENING

One of the reasons that Hanna Montana's animal farm fantasy had to burn down was because the Jews in Westwood, LA were still stonewalling my brilliant 85 page screenplay two page synopsis for her Janis Joplin biopic.
Which starts out with original footage at THE WISKY A GO GO in the first act. Then cuts to Miley Cyrus in a wig and a bathtub SPEEDSTER tooling around the strip in 2020 Las Vegas.
Which eventually worked out well for the best of us during FESTIVUS, circa 2018.
Now that I get to retain the little script book movie rights and keep all of the above the line money.

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KINKOS copy shop, La Palms, LA, circa 1987.

PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Your black and white border fence dress at THE LINCOLN CENTER is the kind of thing that keeps me alive and interested in having my way with you and your younger sisters.

Being THE KING DAVID OF ENGLAND FOR LIFE does have it's privileges.
See every BBC CHANNEL 4 episode of THE AVENGERS. Especially that one about Gwyneth Paltrow's future exhusband look alike fence sitter.

GLOBAL WARMING IS SOOO GAY

Today's world wide warming insanity will only stop when the reformed [synagog of satan] Jewish school rabbis stop promoting transgender temple underwear satanisn and born again christian church type reformed nazism.
Think WEDDING CRASHERS meet I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY. Not to mention KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN and THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
Hello the upcoming G20 summit setting in Madanna's DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA populist plot film flop entitled EVITA.
Or Google all of those news stories in the past two years where the beaming newlyweds; get killed in a fiery limo or private plane crash; fall off a mountain cliff while holding onto each other "until death do us part"; or one of the two newly espoused is suddenly gunned down at the special lurpose day 1290 alter by one of their exboyfriends.

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KALL AM talk radio, SLC, Utah, 1994, LDS CONFERENCE weekend.

PS KEN KEISLER: Your own private biopic entitled I SERVED THE KING OF ENGLAND was about you inheriting a rather large TRUMP INC resort hotel fortune in the homeland of his Larry King look alike wife Melania.
But then having half of it confiscated by the IRS and California State income taxes.
Which was a political born again object lesson for you about the old beast rising up from the dead in RAISING ARIZONA meets TAXI DRIVER meets DIE HARD.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: All of those self righteous Sabbath keepers in Jerusalem became extremely angry with Lehi when he told them that the New Jerusalem of the new world must be destroyed because of their smarty pants neocon ways.

BREAKING THE BANK

WIKIPEDIA has placed a $1,000,000 bet on the table that Manafort has never met Assange at Ecuador's 50/50 zero latitude location in London. Which is probably more cash money than the GUARDIAN even has left in the bank.
Hey why not?
They already have an outstanding guaranteed cash reward outthere for anybody who rats on those two niggers who assassinated Seth Rich. Who had downloaded that batch of fateful DNC emails that sank Hillary Clinton's [MISS CONGENIALITY: 2] pirate ship in 2020 Las Vegas.
For yet another fulfilment of that London based pokerfaced masterpiece made by the ex husband of Madonna.
Wherein the Marxist pirate Internationalist Socialist [May Day] gang who were running the show in the UK for 42 months lose it all in the blink of an eye on May 9, 2020.
All just because of one single Trump card happening to fall down on the card table like an autumn leaf in late 2018.

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PS LA GUARDIAN: The name Luke Harding is a timely Luke warm waters thing.
Ergo, Hardyfishing.com has pretty much corned the market on flyfishing gear in Poland. Where the spring creek trout fishing waters still run as clear and cold as a gin and tonic on ice with a slice of lime.
NOWHERE MAN NOTES: The NOWHERE MAN song by the BEATTLES was about the 42 months of mindless mormon type ignorance and stupidity in REVELATION 11.

THE CRIMEA HAPPENING

WW III getting sparked by the Black Sea Crimea happened is a 42 months sign from God.
In confirmation of the institutional crimes that are now being committed by Bob Mueller er all.
Who are complicit in covering up Hillary Clinton's deleted emails collusion with the Russians in order to effect the 2016 election outcome.
Which would include Seth Rich getting assassinated for downloading the DNC emails and passing them on to WIKILEAKS.
Not to mention Barack Obama's shamefull fake news birth certificate on the front page of THE NEW YORK TIMES.
See that little book that was published by Larry Sinclair.
Which was later completely rejected and denounced by all of those self righteous apostate Christians at WND er all.
Most of whom still believe that Joseph Smith was a false prophet.

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Since 1994.

PS CBS: Why do the rest of us have to go out and seek after strange flesh at BRIETBART etc just to get the minimum facts about those invaders putting the women and children in the front in order to get pix of them getting gassed?
Yeah yeah we know already. According to the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY, all of those LAmanite pests are going to get exterminated.
But isn't there anybody in your news organizition in the tme being who can do at least that much for the rest of us?
In order to save us the time and aggravation to dig a little deeper on the Internet in order to learn the truth?
PS PRESIDENT RUSSELL M. NELSON: Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: As we all know by now, the prophetic LDS CARNIVAL OF SOULS actress is a personal prophecy about the life and times of Gwyneth Paltrow.
But who is your surprising look alike in that one insert shot?

EATING THE PUSSY LIKE A KING

Sunday afternoon at 3:43 pm, I had a vision of my late 29ish looking father giving me $10 from his wallet. Then later Michael told me to fry a BLACK ANGUS steak in olive oil.
So I walked over to WALMART and grabbed the best looking one for $10 plus change. While stopping by their inhouse MACDONALDS to pick up a small 12oz. drink that produced a time-stamped receipt with the bold black ink number 343 on top.
Then when I got back home with the huuge top sirloin, I realized that I could cut it in half and make two meals out of it. For a nice ten virgins 50/50 sign from God.
Which obviously had something to do with WWIII starting in and around the Black Sea of REVELATION 13:1.
Which in ancient times was named THE SEA OF ISRAEL. According to all of those free PLAIN TRUTH MAGAZINE boxes on the sidewalks of Westwood, LA during the Reagan Democrat 80s.
Meanwhile, NATO is now going ape shit over the whole affair. In confirmation of Meuller's upcoming "devastating" report about how the Russians will definitely be influcing the reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the upcoming 2020 DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER presidential election.
Circa VEGAS VACATION meets VIVA LAS VEGAS.
Hey, I don't write the shit that appears on this blog on a daily basis.
I just memorize the last minute lines that are given to me in the voices in my head. And then I go out there on the Internet and try to do my best with what I AM is given.
Which is why they pay me the big bucks without me ever having to waste my valuable time reading and rereading the screenplays.
Since I now have lots of overpaid staff people who do that for me.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: How about a DARK PASSAGE remake co-starring an older fit and trim balding Bruce Willis figure hooking up with some underaged and more edgy looking babe?  Who is around the same age as Chloe Moretz and Dakota Fanning's younger sister.
Then they escape to Arizona on that same GREYHOUND BUS featured in FORCES OF NATURE meets David Cronenburg's masterpiece movie CRASH.
And not that piece of shit rip off that you made using the same title.
If you don't believe it you can watch the original movie's film trailer at BINGO.
Which is obvious about you role playing getting seriously injured in some car crash, metaphorically speaking.
In order that you might become the equal to your marred servant husband in 3RD NEPHI 20:37, yada yada.

SHAMPOOING THE MONEY

That older blond die job actor who played the Nixonian PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the SHAMPOO prophecy was the same Nixonian figure who reprised his role in BEING THERE.
Whereas my antihero gourmet cook figure also reprised his role at the same PLAYBOY MANSION vampire happening in the hold out red state of North Carolina.
Hey. I'M only the main movie star actor in the above 4 blockbuster movie prophecies.
I swear to God. I had nothing to do with the writing, producing, and directing.
It was just by chance that I ended up being the center of every movie that the Jews ever made back in the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s.

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BEING THERE CLIFF NOTES: I always like to watch the official movie trailers that pop up whenever I search for an old movie at BINGO.com.
That said.
You can also watch them at GOOGLE er all. But you just have to dig a little bit deeper into their search engine results.

BEING THERE FOREVER

BEING THERE opened on the same day in 1979 when my ex wife called me from France and said that she was not coming home.
Wherefore, it took me over 20 years to understand that BEING THERE was a movie that was completely about me. During the NBA winter time when America's secret templre in THE DAVINCI CODE prophecy would become PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Who would always have his ear when it comes to my wintery INVISIBLE MAN advice about the economy etc. Me always using my secret underground code name Chance Gardener.
Who eventually takes up shack in the master bedroom at one of my wealthy wives country estates and starts acting like he is the Lord of the House.

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PETER SELLERS CLIFF NOTES: Peter Sellers' full name meant that God always wanted him to role play my many loser salesman anti heros in real life.
Costarring him in everything from DEATH OF A SALESMAN to the ROD STEELE CASINO ROYALE [0014] civil war finales about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP breaking the bank in 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.
See CHRISTMAS VACATION meets LEPRECHAN 3. As opposed to say; CASINO meets VIVA LAS VEGAS.
This kind of 100% primo shit from South America is not for everyone.
PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: More cracker, less onion dip.

THEY'RE RIOTING IN GREENVILLE

In my visionary dream about the greens rioting on University Avenue in Seattle around Thanksgiving; I was walking a block over along 15th Ave. NE when I noticed plumes of blueish tear gas clouds rising up from "the Ave" down below.
So I cut down across at 56th Ave. and asked some lady who was selling popcorn and soda to the gathering crowds of spectators what was going on over there.
Whereupon she replied that, "They're rioting in Greenville."
As in the sudden civil war riots now happening in 'Greenville', Paris, France.
Where the last of Barack Obama's [Paris Climate Accords] holdouts in government are still trying to raise taxes on Trump's die hard trucker supporters in order to control climate change.
Rather than repent of their own support for the dark skinned gentile invaders from sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11 meets EZEKIEL 38.
Which always leads to draught and famine every time you try it. Like in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE meets THE SHINING.
But if you don't believe it. You can always goggle everything that the Pope has said about climate change for the past two years.
Most all of which would sound exactly like what Mel Gibson or Michael Moore would say on any given Sunday.
Then compare that worldly foolishness with what Jesus' dry mormon DAVINCI CODE servant has been saying during the same time period.
Ergo, Seattle's Thanksgiving season riots will be happening next year, not this year.
Which would be more closer to the end of the 42 months period in REV.11.
Leading up to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's inevitability re-election plastic fantastic explosion happening after the May 9 cut off time in 2020.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: Darling sweetheart, my first breakout full budget movie will be my own private remake version of HANNIBAL TWO. Wherein I get to show off my fluent Italian speaking skills.

TIMING IS EVERYTHING

JERRY MAGUIRE came out on Taylor Relf's December 13th birthday in 1996; only days after the final 1335th day of America's Jewish pop culture witness on the left side in DANIEL 9 through 12.
In confirmation of the tall blond 27ish singer who grew up on an evergreen Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania.
Who is the same split personality girl who is prophetically role played in BLUE VELVET meets WILD AT HEART.
Not everyday is Christmas.
Ergo, "All President Trump has to do to get reelected in 2020 is win Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.." Michael Medved on the record at 770 KTTH, Seattle.

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PS MICHAEL MOORE: You forgot to include Taylor Swift for VEEP in 2020.
More COAST TO COAST late night talk radio from the midwest heartland of America.
Less early morning NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO from the alien occupied east coasts and west coasts.
"Focus on where you come from, not on where to want to go." THE DARLING LIMITED.

SHOW YE THE MONEY!

Today's prophetic 2018 NFL season time line in JERRY MAGUIRE is established in the opening act's fancy pants TRUMP TOWER office location.
In confirmation of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP getting elected in the first quarter. And then getting reelected again in the second quarter. And then the same thing happens in the third quarter.
Due to the millions of divorced single white christian mother's out there who feel like, "You had me at hello."
So then by the time that the famous "Show me the money!" line happens, Trump has already defeated every Republican and Democrat Party mormon out there who believed that he never had a chance in the first place.

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CRY BABY BYU FILM SCHOOL NOTES: You logged onto 2bc.info but you could not even hack it for one little minute?
Try watching John Water's filthy and disgusting CRY BABY prophecy about yours truly; then try looking at it again for another two or three minutes.
Same thing goes for all of my so called friends and enemies who can't even stand to listen to Rush Limbaugh for at least two or three minutes.
Much less look at me directly in the eyes in Sandra Bullock's latest paranoid liberal rip off movie.
Think GREASE meets GREASE:2.

RALPH BREAKS THE BANK

Maybe the third time around is a charm?
Since I have tried at least two times before to get through the 1980s Reagan Democrat PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP prophecy entitled JERRY MAGUIRE.
But I always started to puke my guts out after the first "Show me the money!" scene.
However, that was then, and this is now.
Now that one of Hollywood's most charming actresses in the iconic movie is starting to look a little long in the tooth.
Wherefore now she is much more interested in my 'up front no questions asked' cash money deal that I have to offer her.
You can Google it if you don't believe it. Where it will say that her net worth is $60,000,000.
Yeah right. It's probably more like about half that on a good day.
Which means that she still owes me around a cool $3,000,000 in back tithing.

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PS STEPHEN KING: Stop bitching about it like some old Mormon church lady. Who feels like TRUMP INC must be impeached and lifted up upon the cross of Jesus Christ.
Wow. Just start putting it all down on paper in your next little small book project.
Or like it says in THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON; stick with what you are good at. And don't go chasing after unfamiliar get rich quick schemes and wasted political capital investments.
Been there, done that myself.
For example, yours truly was ment to become a major reality tv movie star in 2020. Who is fucking all of the most beautiful younger starletts in Hollywood at the PLAYBOY MANSION.
[David Lynch directing of course.]
Who got his start in such small 85 minute long independent films as BUCKET OF BLOOD and THE BLOB.
See every 1950s movie that was ever made where the younger sexy girl falls in love with the older cold hearted bad boy who treats her like shit.

DREAMING ABOUT THOSE SWEET WALLA WALLA ONIONS

I once had a dream that my French exwife and my [LAST TANGO IN PARIS] look alike lover had pulled over to one of those many roadside onions stands in and around Walla Walla, Washington.
And now I finally know why it happened.
Now that America finally has a real man who God had raised up to rebuild those two fire walls of Judah and Ephraim in DANIEL 9.

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GREG'S ONION DIP: After I had discovered Georgia's mind boggling sweet ass Vidalias back in the late 80s and early 90s, I kinda forgot about my own state's special purpose WALLA WALLAS produce.
Even though they were still the best ones to slowly bake with a 4" thick and beefy pot roast and lots of those thin skinned pink pussy potatoes from Moses Lake, Washington.
"My favorite dish is pot roast and potatoes with gravy and a bottle of PEPSI." Hugh Hefner, 1969, PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.
Who died at 91 last year on Gwyneth Paltrow's 45th birthday.

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

One of those two rich 666 high-tech brothers who were fighting with each other burned down the other brother's white mansion in Colt Neck, New Jersey.
 For some kind of a "quadruple homicide" heart surgery happening about the suicidal [talking heads] media burning down America in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY time zone between NYC and DC.
"Many of today's Jews are frustrated aithiests with unfulfilled suicidal fantasies." Michael Medved, 770 AM Seattle, Washington.
Wherefore, the same-named 1980s tune by David Bynre ends with the warning, "A twister is coming!"
Meanwhile at a theater near you, RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET is opening out on Thanksgiving weekend; starting at midnight new wine time.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: A Jewish couple who were cleaning house down in your neck of the woods found a winning lost lottery ticket that was worth around the same amount of after-tax money that you and your girlfriends owe me.
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! You wanna look 27ish again? It's gonna cost you at least 10%, plus expenses. Otherwise, you have non of those little pillow talk promises that I Michael has been giving you for the past 27 years or more.
PS SMILEY: Much like you and I, the star of STOP MAKING SENSE was a Quaker. Happy birthday girl, see you on the flip side.
"Say goodbye... to all this." Says the new surprise PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP pitchfork rebellion leader at the end of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy that happened at the PLAYBOY MANSION in LA.
ODDBALL NOTES: Michael told me this afternoon that anyone who does not have an invitation to some family Thanksgiving dinner feast in DC 58 should just go out to their local BURGER KING franchise and order anything that they want off the menu. Whereas they will all be treated like royalty for only around $9 a plate, including soda.
I know, it sounds like some crazy thing that a stranger from Moscow, Idaho would say on midnight talk radio.
But I really did hear him say that to me in those very same words.

I AM YOUR BACK DOOR MAN DARLING.

By the time that Nancy Pelosi becomes the FATAL ATTRACTION voice of the BASIC INSTINCT House of symbolic 60s culture representatives; I will already be setting up camp in her own back yard. Wherein my protagonist in both of these prophetic movies learns how to deal with her kind during the Democrat Reagan 80s.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamed that Scarlett Johansson was mopping her hardwood floors with two mops; next to her own home's back entrance sliding doors. For today's duel parallel reality situation movie called SLIDING DOORS.
What the hell, she did say to me, "We can still love each other even if we have family quarrels."
Like for example, I can't stand the fact that my wife is fucking other men.

INSTAGRAM NOTES: At least Elizabeth Hurley had the guts to post that pic of me walking behind her in silk tiger pajamas.
Which is more than you can say right now for most of my scaredy cat wives in London, England.
Meow.