Have you ever noticed how many names Jesus Christ uses?
Talk about having a license to drink Scotch and fuck "underaged" girls who are not married to me.
No wonder my blues brothers at the School of Prophets still can't figure me out.
Meanwhile Boise, Idaho is still about 500 miles away from my home in that Llynn Davis movie.
Better start getting your shit together boys.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS REESE WITHERSPOON: You are not supposed to fuck another man unless Jesus Christ says so.
Who knows, maybe you should really be the wife of Tom Brady? You could do a lot worse.
The guy does have certain unusual talents.
Plus he would not be asking you for money all the time.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I'm gonna need about $130,000,000 to get the party started next year. And I don't care where you get it from.
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