Last night I checked my sperm count by hand.
The results were positive.
So yeah, Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend get to have my two first babies.
There is more where that is coming from Miley Cyrus.
Next year in Jerusalem.
GSR
NOTE: I'm probably going to need Renee Zellweger to keep a handle on my wives after I move back to Edmonds, Washington.
She does have that certain soft touch.
PS CHARLIZE THERON: I will go all the way when it comes to you.
NOTE: Hitler was the first 666 beast in REVELATION 13.
Then along came Sally.
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