Having problems getting pregnant lately?
I am the great great great... grandson of Jesus Christ afterall.
Maybe that's the problem with you.
Jesus doesn't want you to have another one of his retarded babies?
Think ERASERHEAD meets SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK.
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This too shall pass.
In the upcoming mormon Kingdom of God, there will be no lesbians or homosexuals.
Just lots of guys with seven wives; and what their wives do in their spare time with each other is none of my business.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: My idea of a great fried trout is lots of garlic butter and chopped basil.
Dont worry baby, it only takes about 8 hours before my sperm count starts to add up.
After that, it's Katy bar the door.
I my not be Jesus Christ, but I do know how to make miracles happen in bed.
Sunday is my fun day, when I don't have to run day.
Dont you just love all of those great 1980s songs?
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KRISTEN STEWART: Plan on spending the whole day with me. Because it usually takes a half day before I can produce enough sperm to also get your girlfriend pregnant.
Meanwhile, how about a nice pinot blanc with a nice French trout almond beside the pool?
All good things come to those who wait.
Yes, you are a member of God's only true church upon the earth, circa 2bc.info .
But does that give you the right to vote negro?
For example, last week I dreamed that I was interviewing candidates for my militia to go up against Joe Biden.
Oddly enough, most of them were short little Hispanics who already had their own guns.
And all they needed was a little more ammo.
Then that guy with a green card murdered 5 of his foolish neighbors in Cleveland, Texas.
"He could be anywhere by now." Sheriff Greg
Lots of Mormons down in Mexico.
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Larry David walked out of the LAKERS play-off audience like a nondescrpt background extra in Woody Allen's 1983 ZELIG prophecy, and shook Jack Nicholson's hand.
"Seems like they are everywhere theses days." Adolf Hitler, 1933.
Of course back then, there was no such thing as the dark web.
"My servants are just ordinary people." Jesus Christ
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PS DAN BONGINO: I am going to get one of those applications on my iPhone just for you baby.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: At least when I am fucking Kristen Stewart, I don't have to pretend that she is 33 years-old.
PS VV: Brilliant idea. They have regular dodge ball games in the gym at the Seniors Center in Kent.
It's not a very pretty sight to see of course...
Last night I was pondering the sceptre of Judah prophecies now happening in London, England.
Then the Spirt of Jesus Christ said "Howard Stern" a.k.a. THE KING OF ALL MEDIA.
Wheras "The Jews are so egotistical!" Adolf Hitler, 1929.
Whatever, we will know that the tide has turned when Stern interviews PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP on the radio.
For like the 100th time.
Yeah, really.
Shit happens.
Of course most mormons in Utah don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about.
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Or like Rush Limbaugh used to say, we only get to spend 2% more next year instead of 5% more.
Time to go back to gasoline cars I guess.
Next year in Jerusalem. Not.
Maybe next year.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I know that you have most of your assets tied up in real estate right now. So I will only ask you to give me around 10% of the cash that you have on hand right now. Which I estimate is around 3 big ones.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: You can pay me back later. The first thing that we have to do right now is get you knocked up.
First things first.
Unless you have entered into the covenant, you are fare game to me.
So many girlfriends, so little time.
They must be at least 16 years old of course.
Anything younger than that and I would have to get her father's permission.
I do believe in the Bible.
Take for example Kate Holmes' 17 year-old daughter.
There is no reason in hell why she has to go running around seeking after strange sex these days.
Especially since she is still getting $40,000 a month in child support.
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Katy Perry will be singing at some coronation event in London next week.
Holding on, working on a miracle...
"All good things come to those who wait." Martha Stewart
Don't doubt me on this one. Even Megan Fox didn't show up at MACHINE GUN KELLY's over the top egotistic birthday party.
Obviously, she would rather fuck me now than that jackass.
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Are you talking to me?
Because I don't see anyone else in my room.
You wouldn't happen to be related to the late Bishop Nelson?
Sheriff Fortney is related to my first girlfriend you know.
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The gentiles will tread under foot the white lost tribes of Israel for 42 months in REVELATION 11.
That comes to April 2024 according to the two witnesses parable.
Joe Biden being the figure head of the 1290 days abomination of desolation in DANIEL 12.
Satan is real.
There must be opposition in all things.
"Steel sharpens steel." Jesus Christ
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There is a reason why my antihero in this ALFA ROMEO movie looks like a physically transfigured Prince Charles.
The one where yours truly walks through the train station carrying my 1990s attache.
And don't forget the scene where I fuck my French exwife.
Very cutting edge stuff back in the day.
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PS FOX NEWS: Trump is going to overturn the Jewish run 2020 election operation by 5 points in 2024.
In the last days, Judah will no longer vex Ephraim in ISAIAH 11.
At least if you make a fuck film with me, people are going to see it on the big screen in a real movie theater up in funky town.
The thrill is never gone where I come from.
Pretty soon, every day will be an international film festival sensation happening in Edmonds, Washington.
24/7/12
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Last Friday I had a vision of ten wheelbarrows lined up in a row.
Then on Saturday I saw those pictures of Kate Middleton pushing her 5 year-old virgin Prince in a wheelbarrow; him sitting on a bed of cut grass, weeds and leaves, etc.
Which made him look like he was sitting in a bird's nest.
Ain't I sitting pretty these days in Kent.
Expect to see many white horses on parade at the coronation of my D&C 85 stand in proxy on May 6 in London.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight.
PS WOODY ALLEN: How about a horny mormon missionary movie that takes place in Siena, Italia?
Pretty sure that I could guarantee you that it would play for weeks on end at that little theater in Edmonds.
Wherein everybody who matters in this world will be sure to see it before it goes into late night tv reruns.
"One shot is all it takes." DIRTY HARRY
Time to buy gold and silver boys and girls.
You like your shit?
Then start doing something about hanging onto it right now.
Never forget, right after that mass school killing in Texas, Matthew Machaunghey went straight to the gun manufactures and blamed them for it.
Fucking egotistic opportunistic Jew.
Next year in Jerusalem.
"My husband is not very romantic." Mrs. Matthew Machaunghey
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Taylor Swift cut her hand backstage in Houston, Texas for a sign from God that she is supposed to do a cover of THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST by Sheryl Crow.
Baby I know...
Because Jesus tells me so...
Think 2016 meets 2024, after the very painfull second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.
"You don't always get what you want." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS ION MUSK: While you are at it, you might as well throw in enough money for me to remake Hannibal Lecter with Sienna Miller in style.
Talk about paying for your sins in the middle ages.
Think James Bond is Ted Bundy while on a luxuray tour for old rich retired Jews from Florida in Florence, Italy.
Sienna Miller playing the filthy rich young wife of another man with a bad American accent.
Governor Newsom could have written and directed Joe Biden's new reelection movie trailer.
A bit too stagy of course...
Whereas the handsom Dracula look alike politician from California has been lecturing Florida lately about human rights and freedom.
"Don't you want to feel free?" EATING RAOUL
Let's hope he's talking about fucking two girls at the same time.
Never forget, I am still endorsing Hunter Biden for the first Vice President of California.
So what, we have all made a few mistakes in our younger lives.
It's not like most of us had very much parental training back in the 1960s.
Jennifer Aniston.
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PS DAN BONGINO: Back on March 28, 2020 at 9:16 am, I had a close up flash vision of you staring at me very seriously.
PS MILEY CYRUS: Ion Musk has ten months left to fork out the budget for JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
The longer he waits, the more it is going to cost him.
Big time.
Last night I checked my sperm count by hand.
The results were positive.
So yeah, Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend get to have my two first babies.
There is more where that is coming from Miley Cyrus.
Next year in Jerusalem.
GSR
NOTE: I'm probably going to need Renee Zellweger to keep a handle on my wives after I move back to Edmonds, Washington.
She does have that certain soft touch.
PS CHARLIZE THERON: I will go all the way when it comes to you.
NOTE: Hitler was the first 666 beast in REVELATION 13.
Then along came Sally.
Say what?
But you thought that I was a white supremacist?
Close enough, so I will give you a pass for now.
Meanwhile, don't waste your time.
"The hour is late." Jesus Christ
GSR
NOTE: May 6 will start the royal revival in England.
Many people are going to get rebaptised for the living dead on that very day.
PS MEL GIBSON: I also have another screenplay that your people should read, entitled THE DEPARTMENT.
"Liberals have no sense of humor." Rush Limbaugh
"Why so serious?" J2
Oh thats right. They are about to get destroyed without mercy in the upcoming second coming re election.
And then after that it's 3 NEPHI 19 time.
"I wouldn't want to be in her shoes." Elizabeth Taylor
Talk about your typical October surprise election scandal.
Maybe the Russians really did get PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP elected back in 16.
Which is what Hillary Clinton is still claiming.
Maybe she's onto something that we don't know about.
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PS SEATTLE: Stay clam.
"Seattle is now the center of the universe." Jerry Sienfeld
Next year in Jerusalem.
HOWARD STERN NOTES: "Dude you are so serious." A perplexed Howard Stern interviewing Will Ferrell live on the radio back in the day.
"Fuck you." Jesus Christ
I only say what Jesus tells me to say these days.
Take for example; only half of the ten virgins are wise to Joe Biden because they only get their news from the lying Jews.
Don't forget. Only half of the Jews in Europe were killed by Adolf Hitler. And the other half were wise enough to get out while the getting was good.
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DEAR DAN BONGINO: Now I suppose that I need to get one of those apps things, whatever those are.
I thought you said that you were going to retire from talk radio next April, not this April.
Therefore, just like clockwork, old Joe just announced that he is going to make a big reelection announcement next week.
Just asking. How long does it take to fill out an application for a free app and then receive it in my email box?
PS MEL GIBSON: The devil is on my tail, so I'm going to have to keep moving. It usually takes him around a year to find me out.
This time I'm thinking about moving into one of those small apartments with a roommate, located behind that small orthodox Catholic church in Edmonds, and I don't care who knows it.
The place is surrounded by so many destroying angels that you would be committing suicide if you decided to even go there.
By the way, I do have a screenplay that you should ask one of your people to read, called SON OF LEBOWSKI.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You are about to have the best make up sex that you have ever had in your life.
"For Satan was the founder of this black race..." 2BC 25: 19
As the one who is mighty and strong in D&C 85, I strongly recommend that you download the first 100 sections at 2bc.info for free.
Especially if you are a pure blooded negro, and not a cursed mixed race descendant of Ham.
Beware.
Most white folks out there don't know the difference between the two.
"They all look alike to me." Chairman Mao
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: In the A CLOCKWORK ORANGE prophecy, the bigger white guys pound the Jewish runts who were sexually abusing the white girl.
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"To make a spoil..." EZEKIEL 38: 12
FOX.com posted an image of those violent mobs that raided the conveiniace store gas station in California.
If you looked closely, not one in the picture was a negro.
Wherein Gog will invade Israel in the latter days, not Judah.
Whose borders have been left wide open by the abomination of desolation.
"Something has to be done." Mark Levine
Exactly.
Like the white Christian mormons need to start believing in prophecy.
Not a lot of niggers crossing the border illegally these days.
Think THE WATCH.
In the past week I have been experiencing many impressions of Ben Stiller staring at me.
Certainly there are a few from Africa.
But I have never met a first generation negro from Africa in my life who was a nigger.
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PS MICHAEL KNOWLES: When I was a mormon missionay in ROMA, most of the medicine school college students from Africa spoke better English than me.
And their skin was as black as ink.
PS MILEY CYRUS: Ion Musk's toy rocket exploded in order that he will give us the money to make JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Here's an idea, do a video cover of one of her rough sex songs and let the guys know what they are missing.
You will probably have to get a license to drive a motorcycle for this one.
So what.
The wives are supposed to support their husbands' at 2bc.info .
Not that the scandals about President Biden have become undeniable. But expect him to ramp things up in the Ukrain.
World War III anybody?
Three and I'm through is my motto.
I especially like the scene where Woody Harrelson gets the hots for that gas station owner's daughter of Zion.
The guy was probably fucking her too; jealousy can be a very terrible force in REVELATION 17.
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PS ION MUSK: Sorry about that, try to do better next time around.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Why are you still denying the second coming of the tall blonde Jewish man in 2024?
I always thought that you were a bit fan of the movies.
Was I ever so young back in the 1990s.
PS MILEY CYRUS: Let's hang out sometime and suck and fuck cock in Edmonds, Washington.
Next year in Jerusalem.
Absolutely.
"Nobody can stop me, not ever Bud Harkcom." Jesus Christ at 2:00 pm, today.
Here's another little ditty that I would love to hear Miley Cyrus cover.
Taylor Swift could do it too, but it would not have the same raw feeling.
You have to get fucked in the ass before you can sing the blues.
I'm pretty sure that Taylor Swift has never had anal sex in her life.
But I could be wrong about this one.
She is kind of a tight ass.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Last night I dreamed that I was eating you out.
Guess you are wanting to have a Jesus baby with me.
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He will of course, but a lot of you assholes are not going to like how He does it.
No pain no gain.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, the Jews are still more worried about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
As well as they should be.
"I'm not letting them off the hook." Jesus Christ, 7.18 am today.
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PS CHINA: Catch and release is not my bag baby. I always go for the kill when I am using a bamboo fly rod.
I love the way how gently it lays my grey hackle red dry fly down apon the Provo River.
And no I AM is not bisexual.
How about you download the first free 100 sections at 2bc.info and figure it out for yourself.
Wherein you do not have to be a member of the mormon church to obtain eternal life.
But you will need to be a member of the club next year in Jerusalem.
"A man has to know his limitations." DIRTY HARRY
"I don't like to tell anybody what to do." Jesus Christ 3:39 am, April 16, 2023, west coast time.
And of course you are going to get it.
That's a given.
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PS TARANTINO: Have you ever thought about doing the next James Bond movie?
More Fellini less Spielberg?
More nude sex scenes naturaly. I do like them young with nice hard perky asses.
How about you bitches ask Jesus who is supposed to be your husband the next time around?
You will receive a sign and a witness if you do that.
Instead of going to some singles bar in Florida and hooking up with some handsome stranger who catches your fancy.
"I don't have time for that anymore." Elizabeth Taylor
By the way, I don't give a damn if Cara likes girls.
I like the girls too.
At least she has never been married before.
Give credit where credit is due.
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The above song lyrics are the best ones to make love to after midnight.
How I would love [read fuck] to hear Taylor Swift do a cover of that number.
Her voice is not that soft. But that might give it a more sexy edge.
"Some girls are screamers." MASH.
Kristen Stewart behind the camera?
I did have a vision last night of K looking at me with those eyes that are to die for.
HALF ASLEEP IN FROG PAJAMAS...
Works for me every time.
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LUDE NOTES: It's time to put an end to it Larry David.
Right now.
Jesus Christ.
My TWIN PEAKS housemate look alike received his 4 pendents from Taylor Swift today.
So then he showed them to me and let me handle them.
They were all very nice, but I was surprised how heavy they are.
I guess he got what he payed for.
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And no, I'm not as innocent as a dove.
Not yet.
Because most of my wives love the wrong guys, so I'm still playing the snake these days.
Next year in Jerusalem.
After I drop 100 big ones into the bank in Salem, Utah.
Talk about paying for your sins in the Catholic church, circa 1600.
Don't worry guys. I have the money. So we're all good to go.
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Have you ever seen that little 1989 movie called WILD AT HEART?
Well guess what, the guy is now my housemate who is expecting to receive a package of pictures and 4 pendents today and Monday from Taylor Swift.
You better deliver it baby.
"Dady is all pent up!" AUSTIN POWERS: 4
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Those Biblical floods in the white Republican panhandle of Florida was for all of those Republicans who do not want the tall blond Jewish man to return again.
Talk about not believing in the Book of Mormon.
"I have a bug up my ass." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
You can say that again.
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PS PENCE: We need to start worrying more about Jesus Christ than EL PRESIDENTE TRUMP.
We need a leader right now who can save America.
Just like in ISAIAH, at 2bc.info I have gathered together a much larger assembly of men who are more wise and faithful than that small group of righteous men in Salem, Utah.
Ok, maybe we are not as righteous as them. But we sure as hell have more billions than them.
"It takes money to make money." Jesus Christ
Remember, my readers hold a controlling interest in those copper mines in Utah, Montana, Arizona and South America.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
How would you guys like 10% of that action?
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PS RICHARD: Ion Musk will be talking between the lines this Monday and Tuesday.
Be sure not to miss it.
Maybe that is why the Spirit told me that he doesn't support you anymore when I mailed in my $50 for the latest copy of the 2BC.
I play the devil and you play God in my first fully budgeted movie role.
"Playing the bad guy is more interesting. "Orson Welles
Taylor Swift directing?
Remember that I will become the KING OF NEW YORK starting on this 5.6 in London.
Much shit is going to go down in London on that date.
Whereas hairy married a half breed from Africa, because he has an Irish temper.
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Rhymes with Tel Aviv.
Yes the lying Jews run FOX.
Many of whom are related to the son who is now running the phony conservative show that his neocon father used to run.
At least at NBC they don't pretend to be someone else.
You have to respect them for that.
"Own it baby!" PRETTY WOMAN
There is even honor among thieves says Jesus Christ.
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007 NOTES: Reports are coming out already that the new James Bond will have to be an older white man, who is at least in his late 30s.
Guess they saw what happened to BUD LIGHT. So they decided not to cast him as a tranny.
PS NYT: You have two weeks to get your shit together. People are not buying what you are selling anymore.
That would be around May 6th tops, give or take a few days.
"You have been put on notice." Jesus Christ
After Dan Bongino went on about that dangerous 5' 6" Sicilian shrimp named Vinny from Queens.
The Jews came out with a first look production video of THE PENGUIN.
I was the mormon Zone Leader missionary in Parlermo in 1972.
When we used to dare anybody to lay a finger on us.
Of course, all of my guys never used copper plated bullets back then
Sounds like a hot Rusian video to me.
"He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he thats kills by the sword must be killed by the sword. Here is the patience of the saints."
REVELATION 13:10
No wonder that last night at 5:56 am that an angel told me that "Jesus has not fucked you."
Yet.
And then later Dan Bongino said that the Republicans should start playing fuck you politics just like Democrats.
Which is going to be a real hard sell.
Since most Mormons and Republicans are cowards.
Who are more interested in pleasing the world than pleasing Him.
Earlier in the week, Bangino was obsessed with the AI technology of 666ism.
Go figure the numbers.
It's pretty much a 50/50 ten virgins toss up these days.
"You are either a Jew who is for me or against me." Jesus Christ
Sadly, "Half the Jews are athiests!" Adolf Hitler
Most of whom live in New York of Tel Aviv, Israel naturally.
Rhymes with television.
"I never want to get us into another war again." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP
That's fine with me. I run deep and I run strong in RED OCTOBER.
Let me take care of the details if you don't mind.
You take care of the green new deal.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Had any problems with those lying Jews in the music business lately?
No worries girl, all of your problems with those mother fuckers will finally be over by August of 2003.
See you in Roslyn, Washion this summer.
Because the lost tribes of Israel need to learn the difference between right and wrong.
It's not like anybody in the churches are teaching that these days.
A few are, but most are not.
Nowadays it's mostly all warm and fuzzy Mormonism.
Forgive thy neighbor for sexually abusing your children at school, yada yada...
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Much like that opening short film in THE DARLINGTON LIMITED.
People make inspired movies about me for a reason.
Good or bad, it's all the same.
You don't get to go to heaven if you don't believe in revelation.
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Sometimes you have to just do what God tells you to do.
Do I have to go to jail for killing 6,000,000 Jews?
Then so be it.
But according to the Jesus, it is more of a sin to disobey his Spirit.
Rather than comitting any sin in the flesh
Boy is that a relief to know. Because I have jerked off one too many times in my life, while looking at pictures of Charlize Theron.
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"And the third of the host of heaven, yea even those who were cast out in the 2024 election, even Satan and his Charlize angels are raging in the hearts of men, even taking possession of their bodies, causing them to commit all types of heinous crimes and sins." 2bc.info 8: 17
Sorry about the above misquotes.
But Joe Biden will be visiting Ireland today.
So see every LEPRECHAUN zombie vampire movie that was ever made.
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How can I make a movie if that Jew fuck Larry David is always sending me notes?
So what, you are paying for it.
I can always get the money from someplace else.
You do not believe in Jesus Christ.
You fucking liar.
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Vanity and pride has always been one of my weaknesses.
For example, I am one of the best ham actors in the word.
And I know it.
"Make no mistake about that." Jesus Christ
This said, it has also given me the over confidence to go up against 10,000 feds and kill everyone of them in the room with my AK 47 in PULP FICTION.
"I'm not shitting around this time." Jesus Christ
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: When you see me walking around town in Roslyn this summer, you will know that the end is near.
Miracles always happen for a reason.
That would be me of course, pretending to be the man upstairs who cares.
No wonder that Megan Fox starts speaking in tongues every time that she is having an organism.
I may not have the gift of revelation, but I do have the gift of interpretation.
That said, Jesus told me at 1:11 am last night that he is going to get rid of Joe Biden next year in Jerusalem.
Thank you Jesus.
Do you have anything else that you would like to tell right now?
Today is 4.10 afterall.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Sorry about that.
I can't tell you how much I would love to fuck Halley Berry, who is probably the most beautiful woman in Babylon.
But Jesus says that I can't do it or I would lose my Mormon priesthood.
Hopefully we get to fuck our slaves in the Kingdom of God.
With their husband's permission of course. Who has to pay for their college tuition.
Sex is not free.
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The tall blond Jewish man will return again in 24.
Never forget that 1/2 of the Jews are going to start believing in Jesus next year in Jerusalem.
That would definitely tip the scales in the next election.
Time to go all they way girls.
Don't let false religious traditions get in the way of doing what you want.
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PS NBC: The Russians jailed that Jewish American reporter for the same reason that so many innocent Christian Ameicans are still in jail in Washington, DC.
"Two can play that game." Elizabeth Taylor
PS JOE BIDEN: You and your guys at the DOJ and the FBI have eleven months left to go now.
Better start making up medical excuses why you need to retire next year. In order that you don't lose your pensions and health plans.
PS CHINA: The next President of America is going to make you wear a crown of thorns. He is a prophetic Jesus Christ figure you know.
Revenge is mine says the Lord.
And don't forget that if you even lay one figure on my hot Jewish girlfriend I will kill you without mercey.
And that goes for you too Iran.
So what, you are going to sink one of my aircraft carriers.
But you don't have a chance in hell to destroy my yellow sea submarines.
"I will get to you before you get to me." Jesus Christ
Wise up girls, you are not supposed to have sex with the negros.
Sorry about my repetiveness.
But that is where we are at right now.
Every week is spring break in Tel Aviv, Israel.
Too many Jews looking for free sex these days.
Even if they have received a sign and witness about which one they are supposed to fuck.
They don't even care what God says anymore these days.
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Why do you suppose that I am is the most important ham actrer in Hollywood today?
Could it have anything to do with next year?
A lot of Jews think that Israel is supposed to be the new Hollywood.
Less taxes and less regulations of course; reminds me of Vancouver, BC in the 1980s
But then they figured out that Canada is now a communist Jew run operation.
Now everybody is making their internet tv shows on the down low at the Scientology studios.
Tom Cruise now lives in Florida full time you know.
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Call me a hep cat.
But I know where this is all is going.
Take for example, Edmonds,Washington, which is about 99% white billionaire hippies from the 60s.
Not a lot of niggers sleeping on the streets up there, because that is against the law.
"I don't tolerate the negro." Jesus Christ
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According to 2bc.info 91, I was raised among the gentiles.
Back when we went to aunt Judy's house in Kirkland every Easter and she sliced the ham roast so thin that you thought she was making us a deli sandwich.
And no gravy on top of that either.
Sadly, I don't even remember what the desert was; and usually I always remember those kind of things.
However, I do remember how hot looking my 2nd cousin Julie looked, and how much I would love to fuck her.
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PS DAN BANGINO: Thank you for your testimony of Jesus Christ on Good Friday. Personally I am more of an Easter Monday Canada kind of guy.
Which happens to fall on 4.10 this year.
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: "Do what you want to do, but don't forget to do what you are supposed to do." Jesus Christ
I cant' make you a Jesus baby if you are not properly eating.
Because I don't need that kind of trouble anymore in my life.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Jennifer Aniston has never had a bady because she is not doing it the right way,
"If you don't obey my commandments, you have no promise." Jesus Christ
If she has had a sign and a witness about you then you get to fuck her even if you two are not married.
But in the Kingdom of God there are rules.
So if you have entered into the covenant, and you do that, then you are in a shit world of trouble.
Basically you lose everything, and I'm not just talking about the house and the kids.
It goes way beyond that.
Ok that's enough, Elizabeth Hurley.
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PS JOE BIDEN: The in crowd is a very exclusive and small group of people. Who would never touch your ilk with a ten foot pole.
Two nights ago I had a flash vision of the grey top that Jennifer Aniston is wearing in her recent internet picture.
There was a time when I thought that God was telling me that she is supposed to be my wife.
Now I hope that she is Adam Sandler's problem and not my problem.
Whatever, I could deal with her if I had to, hope to die and go to heaven next year in Jerusalem.
Honest to God.
I know, I'm very popular with the in crowd. But I'm trying to not let it go my head.
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Of course she is. But that has been happening for decades now.
I'm talking more about the lost ten tribes of Israel in the holy city of the New Jerusalem, circa REVELATION 16.
Not to mention Poland.
You can't have the best trout streams in Europe and not be a responsible person.
Felt any earthquakes lately?
France and Germany have some pretty good ones too, so I do have my options.
Not to mention California and Orogon.
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PS JENNIFER GARNER: As you well know, I do not believe in catch and release.
That kind of thing is for gays.
I have never had sex in my life with another man.
"Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double." REVELATION 18: 6
Talk about being on the edge of wetness on the Johnny Carson show back in the 1980s.
No wonder that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has so much staying power that he will have a second term.
"You have to admire the guy." Elizabeth Taylor talking about her marrying her husband for a second time around.
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PS REESE WITHERSPOON: Maybe you should take Tom Brady for a test dive and see if you like it. You wouldn't have to buy the car if you didn't like it. He ain't the only ride in town you know.
PS GOOGLE: I appreciate the fact that you have told your top brass to keep their hands off of me. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
PS THE SCHOOLS OF PROPHETS: I am thisclose to dumbing a few billion dollars into your credit unions. So you better get ready for it. All hands on deck!
PS KRISTEN STEWART: I know, you are acking to have a baby. But if you do it now and you are not eating enough whole wheat bread then you are asking for it.
Just joking, if they have white skin and blue eyes they get to get in for free?
Never forget, Jerry Seinfeld used to wait at the entrance to a movie theater in a Century City movie theater.
It's not like he didn't have a dollar in his pocket.
He just wanted you to know who owns the place,
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This one snuck up on me from behind.
I thought that the movie's location shooting was supposed to be happening well into this summer.
Oh well, I'm not that much of a hep cat these days in Hollywood.
Old man expression intended.
Hopefully I still get to fuck Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox at the same time.
I am a child of the 60s you know.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I need you to pretent that you are a hippie girl, and I am your lover who believes in free love.
And no, I do not believe that the entire royal family is going to get electrocuted to death like they do in the opening to KING RALPH.
That already happened last year when their hot headed red head Levite grandson came out with his book.
Which was basically all about him celebrating being married to a half negro woman from Africa.
Therefore now he is cursed.
You don't get to go to the party if you are a communist.
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The Jews crucified Jesus Christ because he was healing the sick and casting out the devils on the Jewish holy days in his first term.
Guilty as charged.
So they all voted for Joe Biden the next time around.
Including the conservative Jew with a shaved face Michael Medved.
Go figure.
"Fucking Jews ..." Mickey Rourke
Long time Democrat Party member.
Typical racist, and we are going to need more guys like him in order to form the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY.
"People have had enough of the Jews." Adolf Hitler
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Have you ever noticed how many names Jesus Christ uses?
Talk about having a license to drink Scotch and fuck "underaged" girls who are not married to me.
No wonder my blues brothers at the School of Prophets still can't figure me out.
Meanwhile Boise, Idaho is still about 500 miles away from my home in that Llynn Davis movie.
Better start getting your shit together boys.
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PS REESE WITHERSPOON: You are not supposed to fuck another man unless Jesus Christ says so.
Who knows, maybe you should really be the wife of Tom Brady? You could do a lot worse.
The guy does have certain unusual talents.
Plus he would not be asking you for money all the time.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I'm gonna need about $130,000,000 to get the party started next year. And I don't care where you get it from.
"We were fighting for the wrong side." Leslie Winn, 1967
After listening to Mark Levin for all these years, I have come to understand that it's all bullshit at the Jew run CNN.
Especially if you are a communist Jew who hates the Nazis.
And if you are a woman, that makes it even worse.
"I have been abused more by women than men in Hollywood." Jennifer Aniston
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Did you get the memo? You are supposed to have a Harry Dean Stanton look alike in you first serial Green River killer indie film.
Never hurts to sex things up a little just to get people interested.
I baptised only two converts during my mormon mission in Italy.
And both of them were hot virgin teenagers.
One in Pisa, and the other one in Palermo.
Now I can't wait to get rebaptised myself.
"Go wash him off and bring him over to me." Julia Roberts on the set of THE MEXICAN.
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Probably this time, but not next time.
Sure, a lot of shit is going to happen in the next 7 days.
But nothing like next year in Jerusalem.
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Maybe not tomorrow, but definitely 12 months from now.
Something has to happen to pave the way for the return of the tall blond Jewish man who is going to save America.
And I don't think that it is going to happen through the legal process.
Hell's bells, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's next day in court is December 4.
And he doesn't even have to be there.
"I can't wait forever." Jesus Christ
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"...for the accuser of our brethern is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night." REVELATION 12; 10
The war in the pre existence was over liberty vs. tyranny. Wherein 1/3 of God's spirit children fell into the hands of satan.
Ergo, about 1/3 of America today is communist, and most of them are either darkies or Jewish runts with brown eyes.
Not all them of them of course, Dan Bongino being the exception that proves the rule.
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PS DAN BANGINO: I voted for Nixon at the American conosolato in Palermo, Siciliy.
Was I ever so young.
PS KIT WINN: "The niggers have no concept of day or night." Leslie Winn, 1967
I would only add that Joe Biden doesn't know if he is afoot or horseback.
Now the Jews, queers and niggers are going to have to live with PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP forever after the 42 months prophecy ends in REVELATION 11.
Not to mention the white heterosexual Christians in the south.
Can you imagine having a President who is a mormon polygamist?
Oh the horror.
That kind of thing is supposed to be illegal in America.
"Do you want to burn in hell forever or do want to believe in Jehovah?" PRINCE
A bit too simple minded of course, but you get the point.
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PS GLENN BECK: Two is better than one. Three is even better.
That fat chin MLK look alike, with bug eyes, charged PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP on the 4.4 anniversary of Dr. King's assassination.
Then hours later, the National Wheather Service reported that the bullseye of the new storm is Memphis, Egypt, Tenn. USA.
Who cares if it deviates one way or the other. The damage has already been done.
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NOTE: Joe Biden could be assassinated with a BB gun.
But folks, please don't anybody try to do that. Nowadays, they put you in jail for 800 days without a trial for just trespassing on government property.
Which I suspect is around how long the Russians will keep that Jew from the WSJ in jail just to make a point.
Of course, money talks, bullshit walks. He could walk free tomorrow if the money is right. Never look a white Russian gift horse in the mouth.
"The Jews only care about money." Adolf Hitler
Not true of course, but close enough.
"And again, there were many others who followed not after the evil one, but yet were indiferent in supporting the cause of freedom, and the plan of the Savior." 2BC; 206: 12
Jehovah explains why the negro was born with a dark skin into this mortality in the above section.
And the only way that he is going to enter into His kingdom is as a slave.
Who has all of the human writes as any white Israelite man. But he will have to adjudicate his grievances before the courts of the High Prieshood.
Most of whom would be Jewish.
Talk about 40 acres and a mule and a 4,000 square foot stucco house with 18" brick walls house.
Not to mention his 20 horse stable barn out in back and a huge free range chicken barn.
Your God damn right that's racism.
No wonder the mormon church has lost its priesthood, not to mention the gift of revelation.
Mitt Romney.
"You fucking asshole." TWIN PEAKS
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I learned everything that I know about racism from my niggers.
Especially the idea that you have to have a sense of humor about it.
"Life's a joke." Marlon Brando
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God speaks in other ways when the people don't listen to his inspired talk radio servants.
The latest being that freak accident at the New York airport on Monday.
Stay tuned for more silence from God as he speaks in other ways.
Sometimes silence is golden.
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I pray to God that I'm going to get a piece of that action some day.
The bartender at TOSCANA did say that I will be famous some day while I was waiting to see GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Remember, this was back in the day when people still went to see movies in theaters.
"Fuck you very much." THE KING OF NEW YORK
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Train wrecks in Paradise, Montana.
A conservative on 60 MINUTES who tells it like it is.
Something tells me that somebody is sneaking through the backdoor, and climbing through the side windows at Woopie Goldberg's house.
Those fucking Jewish producers will always betray you.
I bet that she has a really nice house by the by.
I certainly know that Oprah Winfrey has a couple of them.
"The negro wears so much jewelry for a reason." Jesus Christ
And no, I'm not Jesus, I just say what he tells me to say.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Jesus tells me that you are supposed to have two of my babies.
Guess it's back to the salt mine for me in FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE.
"The Jews are not going to get away with it anymore!" Adolf Hitler
Then Katie bar the door.
If you want to know what will happen after they take the tall blond Jewish man to court, just read your white christian Bible.
Especially the part where Jesus Christ casts seven devils out of his wife Mary.
It's official, we are now in the 1290 days at the end of DANIEL.
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PS NANCY: Who let the ginie out of the bottle?
After they put a gag order on PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, Gov. De Santis is going to have to step up and become his spokesperson.
Kind of like Moses needed a younger guy to speak for him.
"You do what I say, you get a multitude of blessings." Jesus Christ
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Getting pregnant and having a baby is only one year away for you. So you better start feathering the nest by next year.
Having a baby does keep the mothers up at night.
PS MILEY CYRUS: You are next in line.
This Tuesday will be the best show in town.
Wish I had the money to buy me a front row seat.
Meanwhile, my roommate is sending Taylor Swift a registered US MAIL money order for $60 to get 4 of her pendents.
He wants to make sure that she gets it.
Come on girl, play along with me.
Acting is reacting.
I am the stalker that you have always dreamed of; I slap you in the face, then I throw you down on the bed and have my way with you.
You have to pay a price if you want to have a Jesus baby.
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Expect to see another Green River killer case discovery this next week.
No wonder that God is always prompting me to listen to the Jason Rantz show.
I should be so lucky.
"He knew that he could get away with it for only so long." Elizabeth Taylor
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Talk about women who want to feel safe.
Julia Roberts is one those common sense Reagan Democrats who will be voting for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024.
Probably because she is sick and tired of all of those drug addicts shitting on her beach front property in Malibu.
Sooner or later, you have to wake up and smell the coffee.
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Florida's Governor De Santis needs to officially drop out of the race in 2024 and enforce PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024.
Talk about having an ego problem.
"What are you waiting for?" Jesus Christ
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The storm that blew the roof down at THE APPOLO concert happened for a reason.
Not a lot of darkies 70 miles west of Chicago.
With white rock band names like MORBID ANGLE, SKELETAL REMAINS and REVOCATION; you know that it ain't gonna be pretty.
Think NATURAL BORN KILLERS 2 meets SMOKIN' ACES 2.
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PS CARA: "There will be plenty of time for grab ass later." SMOKIN' ACES 2.
Not to mention a little fly fishing.
But right now daddy is kind of busy.
Meanwhile, buy a whole wheat grinder and a 50 lb. sack of hard red winter wheat.
We don't want to get fucked with a retarded child that we have to take care of for the rest of our lives.
"I have lived in Malibu all of my adult life." CHER
And look what happened to Miley Cyrus' animal house on the other side of the mountain when it burned down to ashes in a New York minute.
She barely escaped with all of her cats, dogs and pet pigs at the last minute.
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"It's almost impossible to protect someone from a long range sniper." Dan Bongino
You think that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP supporters are dangerous?
You don't know the half of it.
Don't forget, the Russians caused him to get elected in 2016.
Hardy har har...
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HUSH HUSH NOTES: Talk about the elephant in the room.
Not?
Guess we are going to have to ram things up your ass a little further this next Tuesday.
"Bad things happen to bad boys." Elizabeth Taylor
Think A FISH CALLED WANDA.
Look what happened to Bruce Willis.
He forgot about me.
So God caused him to lose his memory faculties.
You can't be a movie star anymore if you can't remember your lines.
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"The Jew will always betray you." Adolf Hitler
You can say that again.
Take for example, the first 666 beast's head was injured in WW II, but then he got back up on his feet and went right back at you again in WW III.
See every zombie movie that was ever made.
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I saw the new Cara Delevigne spread at SAFEWAY Friday.
Whereas most girls will do anythingthing for you if you make them feel safe.
"I can do that." Jesus Christ
"I'm going down... I bet you are." SMOKIN' ACES.
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There was another major storm in Little Rock, Ark because Joe Biden visited the stormy damage east of the Mississippi River in DANIEL 12.
Ever heard of a little ditty called STORMY?
"First you say no, and then you say yes."
"A girl has a right to change her mind." Elizabeth Taylor
"Let your love light shine!" THE BLUES BROTHERS 2, the concert finale in Louisiana.
"I can't wait to get a piece of that." TWIN PEAKS
Ok, that's enough, Cara Delevigne.
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