Friday, February 10, 2023

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

 It's very simple. 

All Kristen Stewart needs to do is ask the Father in the name of the Son who is supposed to be the father of her first child.

And then the Holy Ghost will tell her that it is King Greg in my 15 minute late night cowboy SUPER BOWL 65 commercial.

So go to the bathroom and do all of your other business before you sit down and start watching the game.

Something tells me that I will knock you up on the same sofa throne that you were sitting on when you watched the game.

And your sister too, "There's more where this came from." Jesus Christ 

Don't forget, the king of red wine is a strong cab with a backbone in the hundred dollar range, goes well with French blue cheese. And if that's too much for you to take right now, go with the more graceful pinot black with smoked salmon on white crackers.

Of course, if I had your kind of money I would put both options on the coffee table and let your girlfriends decide which way to go.

Some of them will decide to drink cheap white wine of course, so keep a jug of that shit in your refrigerator.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: God has a future plan for you too, but he just doesn't want to talk about it right now because you are not ready to hear it.

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