FOREWARNING

 While checking up on the latest earthquakes in Turkey at 12:53 pm today, Michael whispered "forewarning" in my ear.

Rhymes with turkey.

Turkey being the favorite meat dish in Israel. 

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS JIM CARREY: I have been completely sober for a half week for the past three years. Never touch a drop during those periods.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Don't forget the promise that I made to you. You are going to star in JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS, even if I have to direct it myself.

Jim Carrey playing your older sex pervert talent agent manager?

I can fix that part of the screenplay if you think that it needs it.

PS GISELE BUNCHEN: I think you still got it in the acting department.

Remember, Orson Welles put his own wife in his movies. She wasn't that good, but she wasn't that bad either.