Tuesday, February 28, 2023
EVEN CNN IS ON MY SIDE NOW.
Who wouldn't want to fuck two teenagers at a time?
That is unless you are Brad Pitt and you have a few sexual hang ups that go back to the 1960s.
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THIS IS POWERFUL STUFF
And I mean that in an Austin Powers kind of way, always bragging about myself, but not taking myself that seriously.
Yes I have a 7" boner and I can hold it up for thirty minutes if two wives are involved.
You would too if you were in my situation.
"It's all done by design." Jesus Christ
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TO DIE FOR AGAIN
Now all I have to do is die and go to heaven for 3 1/2 days before I get to fuck Nicole Kidman forever, and her girlfriend too.
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THE BODY OF CHRIST
What you are seeing when you look at pictures of Miley Cyrus on INSTAGRAM is the gathering of the lost tribes of Israel.
I know, they give me a pretty good boner too, if only I had that kind of fuck you money.
I ain't no mormon Mitt Romney you know.
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GOD BLESS YOU
While checking out the new photos of Miley Cyrus last night on INSTAGRAM, the Holy Ghost said 'Jacob'.
And you know what that means girls.
Daddy is coming over to your house and we are going to have a party.
Don't forget the $150 cab and French blue cheese.
If you want the best you are going to have to pay for it.
The governor of California does not look like Dracula for nothing.
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NATO NOTES: The idea of NATO protecting Europe from a Russian atomic bomb attack is like something that you would see in a tourist video made in Edmonds, Washington.
Monday, February 27, 2023
THE ALEC BALDWIND EXERIENCE
The niggers are never going to try to sue Alec Baldwin for more money until we get rid of them.
Therefore we need a new government, and not just a new judge in the case.
We have been there and we have done that already.
God only knows how many people are suing Howard Stern because of what he said about them on the radio.
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THE NEW CONSTITUTION
The state constitution movement is gaining ground.
All we need now is a few more states if I can legally fuck Jennifer Aniston from behind while my cousin July is watching us do it in Kirkland.
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WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS AMERICA'S JEW PROBLEM.
The sooner that we can get rid of her the better.
Problem is, too many of today's Jews are into that whole son of Ham thing.
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I NEVER WANTED TO HAVE MORE KIDS
But then I read in my new updated edition of the 2BC that my wives need to have blond hair and blue eyes children.
Naturally my first wife met that prescription perfectly.
My mother never had no dumuy.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO FUCK JENNIFER ANISTON.
And she does believe in Jesus you know.
Hopefully we can convince one of her best friends to make us an omlett breakfast in the morning.
Personally I like my eggs on the wet side.
Sunny side up being my preference.
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HONEST TO GOD NOTES: You can still buy wild grown mushrooms at SAFEWAY today. But I don't know where in the hell they get them from from.
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I am not done with you yet. God promised me back in 1996 that I am is going to have more children.
GOD DAMN IT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Pardon my French. But I do believe that LAST TANGO IN PARIS was all about me.
You would have an ego problem like me if you had a prostate the size of an Idaho potato.
Keep it coming Dan Bongino, I can't get enough.
N3xt year in Jerusalem.
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PS BROADWAY: The OSCARS will be happening on the anniversary of when my father died in Federal Way in 2010.
Now it's starting to take over the world and make all of our niggers become our slaves.
"Nothing wrong with that." Larry David
I BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR.
So obviously I will be voting for the return of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024.
And not that wicked liar and deceiving apostate mormon Mitt Romney.
A man has to know his limitations.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: You can still have another baby if you want one. But don't wait for too long.
My boner only lasts for about 15 minutes these days.
"Time to wake up pretty girl." MULHOLLAND DRIVE
Sunday, February 26, 2023
THE MOTHER OF WHORES
I will never forget when I saw his mother getting into his pickup truck with such a discusting look on her face.
No wonder he married a female preacher in the Angelican church.
Who Putin made a special point to mention why he invaded Ukrain and started to kill all of thier children in 3 NEPHI 20-21.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You need to get more realistic.
I'm not done with you yet, and your girlfriend too...
Like they say, number one with a bullet.
A SLAP ON THE WRIST.
Edmonds, Washington better be grateful for that's all they get for now.
We'll take care of the niggers first.
But God is no respecter of persons.
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CUT THE CRAP.
God says that we need to start eating fresh ground whole wheat bread that has not been degermanated.
Rhymes with German.
That is if you are sick and tired of kids with emotional problems living in your house.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I have noticed that you have not had any children yet.
"COME AND LOOK AT THIS."
Last night I asked Jesus to give me a title for my next posting. And the above words were his answer.
Sounded like something that you would hear in a crazy Jim Carrey movie.
"You don't always get what you want." Elizabeth Taylor
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BASKETBALL MAN
I get a free ride to the mansion in BEING THERE by my future wife who believes every thing that I AM is saying.
Too bad that most of today's Jews, queers and niggers don't believe in a word of it.
"I'm just trying to do everything that I can." Jesus Christ
Think SON OF LEBOWSKI meets SON OF FLUBBER.
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PS MICHAEL KNOWLES: Plural marriage is where the rubber hits the road.
Saturday, February 25, 2023
BEEN THERE DONE THAT BEFORE.
I've been poor and I've been rich. And I like rich better.
People who think that you have to give it all away in order to do all of your banking with God's credit union don't get it.
Big fucking deal, your local bishop is your money manager and your CPA.
Better than having the IRS being in control of all of your money during the era of the 666 beast in REVELATION 13.
"13 is my favorite number." Taylor Swift
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Your daughter accused you of sexually abusing her after God turned you over to the buffetings of the devil.
BEING THERE AGAIN
By now it should be obvious that the old man who dies in the first act of the BEING THERE prophecy is Joe Biden.
Politically speaking.
Where I show up during basketball season and give PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP a bit of advice on how to save America.
"My word is so simple that even a child can understand it." Jesus Christ
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IT'S TIME FOR THE 2X4 TO HIT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD.
One of the things that the Jewish media never talks about is that Russia has more virgin timber forests than the entire rest of the world.
Talk about the wicked punishing the wicked in the last days.
Nowadays you can't even go camping in America and have a campfire.
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AMERICAN LOOK ALIKES
Richard Gere just moved into my first cousine's house in Kent, in confirmation that my housemate Jeff Bishop Evans never got even a birthday card from Taylor Swift.
Wherefore, if that bitch with blond hair and blue eyes wants to get into movie directing, she better do what I say.
Never thought that I was going to be the movie star in the remake of AMERICAN GIGOLO.
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PS MICHAEL KNOWS: Having sex with more than one wife is your weak point.
By the way, I rarely listen to Ben Shapiro anymore because he is a never Trumper neocon Jew who still does not believe in Jesus Christ.
THE THIN MAN
Who do you suppose that the thin man in the original CHARIZE ANGLES movie represented in the same SPACE NEEDLE house where they shot BODY DOUBLE?
Hint hint, he was the same guy from Seattle who thought that every day was Christmas in WILD AT HEART, 1989.
Even that same guy who published a little red REVELATION 10 book entitled HOW TO SKIN A RAT.
"The Jews are rats!" Adolf Hitler
"He ratted on me." Humphrey Bogart
"Ok, that's enough." Elizabeth Hurley
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PS HUGH GRANT: Time for you to get with the program. Enough with this half breed shit that is destroying England.
Elvis was a white man from Mississippi you know.
Friday, February 24, 2023
I'M A BETTER ACTOR THAN YOU ARE.
If there was really a rise in white supremacist threats this weekend, one should think that I would have heard about it by now.
Afterall I AM is the half Jewish master of the human race in the 5 part PENTAVERATE series.
"Didn't get the memo." AUSTIN POWERS 5
Need the info.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: My skinny white man housemate was not very happy about you not sending him a signed photograph for his 56th February 15th birthday.
Personally I could care less. That's your problem now, not mine.
NEIL SIMON QUOTES: "Comedy is opinion." I would only add that science is opinion.
THE PHYSICAL TRANSFIGURATION
"Wherefore, children shall grow until they become old; old men shall die; but they shall not sleep in the dust, but they shall be changed in the twinkling of an eye." D&C 63: 51
But first Jesus Christ has to return for a second time in the same way he went up to heaven on the Mount of the Transfiguration.
After 3 /2 days.
An obvious prophetic reference to the two witnesses playing dead in the street for 3 1/2 days.
Probably around the same time that the gentiles are done treading under foot the lost tribes of Israel for 42 months.
And then the tall blond Jewish man makes his big return.
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FOX NEWS NOTES: One of the things that you never see in the Jewish media are the women at a Trump rally who are weeping.
PS DAN BONGINO: You knocked another one out of the ballpark today.
Happening on TWIN PEAKS DAY in North Bend no less.
PS BERNARD AMAULT: Telephone call from Jesus on line one.
"These are the [last] days." Natalie Merchant
Tuesday, February 21, 2023
I PUT MYSELF THROUGH COLLEGE SELLING THE VITAMIX 3600
How does $1000 a day sound to you?
Remember, this was back in the 1970s.
Ergo that explosion at a steel plant near Cleveland, Ohio.
I was living in Provo, Utah on 5th north at the time.
Driving an ALFA, going on fly fishing vacations in France every summer.
And fucking a wife who was a Princess Diana look alike.
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HOW I LEARNED TO LOVE THE BOMB
I can't think of anything else that is going to kill off Joe Biden's green energy insanity.
It certainly won't be the democratic process.
Maybe Camiglia Pollick was right. Fascism is much more fashionable.
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PS DREW BARRYMORE: You are a stupid girl.
PS CHARLIZE THERON: Ok, you get one more time tonight, but you're pressing your luck.
I'M LOOKING PRETTY GOOD THESE DAYS
Granted, I'm no George Clooney, but I could handle any Anthony Hopkins sequel that they ever wanted to make me re make.
If you got it, you got it.
George Clooney directing?
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Monday, February 20, 2023
I'M INTO HER
I'll let Charlize Theron have another free bonus one tonight.
But she better not forget who is paying for it.
I'm not made out of money.
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PS JOE BIDEN: Russia has one bomb that can destroy all of the billions in bombs and tanks that you have given to Ukraine.
Never forget, I played the commander of the boat in RED OCTOBER.
Sunday, February 19, 2023
THE FIRST THIING THAT I AM GOIING TO DO AFTER I GET MY MONEY IS BUY A G 17 PURSE GUN.
I understand how gay that sounds, but the crime situation in Kent has gotten out of control.
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SHE DIDN'IT PUT IT OUT.
Of course I enjoyed every second of it for a minute with Charlize Theron.
But her girlfriend was just not that into it.
Because was I not fucking her too hard, or too softly?
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HERE IT COMES
China better be careful because the niggers are now in control of America. Who tend to be wild at heart and rather childish.
Plus they have too many bombs.
So who do I think is going to win the NBA championship?
I'll let you know just after I get off of my knees and stop licking off Charlize Theron.
It usually takes about 15 minutes.
I like to take my time and make sure that the job gets done right.
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THE NIGGERS ARE ANIMALS.
Enough said.
When was the last time that you saw Paris Hilton at a basketball game?
Talk about March madness.
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NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES
Cara Delevigne is going to be my wife even if I have to cast her in an interesting little art film that doesn't mean anything at some film festival.
Now that I got that much fuck you money that I could not think what the Jews are saying about me.
"They better worry about their own problems." Jesus Christ
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THE IT GIRL
Right now it's Cara Delevigne for me.
I like em hard and I like em young.
Miley Cyrus watching?
Talk about the physical transfiguration.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: I told you that you would have a ton of fun last night. What if I told you that you were even have more fun tonight? Then would you start believing me?
MOTHER MARY COMES TO ME
Every once in awhile when I get down, the Madonna says "I love you."
Nothing better than having a wife who always supports you no matter how bad things get.
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Saturday, February 18, 2023
TAY!OR SWIFT IS MY BITCH.
According to ISAIAH 56, I am is going to fuck Taylor Swift like I do in all of her pornhub.com look alike videos.
Nothing like getting so bored with your life that you would like to try something diferent.
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BRILLIANT DEFFINITION
I knew that I was a pretty smart guy until I met my match on the Dan Bongino show.
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I DREAMED THAT I WAS FUCKING TAYLOR SWIFT.
The most interesting part of this dream last night is that we had to move over a bit so that the kids playing in the front yard couldn't see us doing it.
Meanwhile, Charlize Theron almost choked on my load because it was so big.
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THE MORMONS' MITT ROMNEY PROBLEM
When you read about how "wicked" the leaders are of God's only true church on the earth are at 2bc.info, all you have to do is think of the squirrelly fence sitter Mitt Romney.
He's Jewish you know.
And so is that short little turd Reese Witherspoon.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: You're gonna have a lot of fun tonight. And I don't mean that in a negative way.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: Rice crakers seem to go best with smoked salmon.
HOW DOES A BILLION DOLLARS SOUND?
I'm going to make a movie about me fucking Miley Cyrus if that's what it takes.
If the screenplay is right of course.
No reason to throw good money after bad money.
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SKINNY LEGS AND ALL: THE MOVIE
Sienna Miller knows that she still has the part in this paperback movie adaptation.
I'm just saying this for the guys who don't think that they are ever going to get lucky in their life.
If only they would just believed in Jesus.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I know, you're stuck in a trap.
Oops, I forgot to remember that I'm not supposed to say your name anymore.
My bad.
Friday, February 17, 2023
THE JEWS WILL GET IT FIRST.
No kidding, Jesus actually says that the Jews will start believing in His spoken word at 2bc.info first.
They do own all the banks and control all of the money you know.
Plus, they don't allow anybody to come across their borders unless they show their papers.
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PS FOX NEWS: Enough with the girl talk. Time for you guys to man up and tell us like it is.
WILL OBAMA OVERCOME HIS HOMOSEXUALITY?
You have to wonder now that the FBI is going after Mr Pence.
The only politician that I have ever heard say that homosexuals can be cured.
Ergo, he doesn't stand a chance of being the next President of Sodom and Egypt in 2024.
Maybe the next time around?
He does have that mormon apostle haircut look.
But so does Mitt Romney.
Not to mention Joe Biden in HANNAH AND HER SISTERS.
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PS JIM CARREY: Does two billion dollars sound interesting to you? Of course you would just give it all to the United Order in Edmonds. But the publicity would be priceless for your next old guy fucking teenagers movie.
THE GRAND FINALE
Miley Cyrus still has the more age appropriate role in my remake update of LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Nobody wants to see an old man fucking a teenager in the butt.
The one who I am no longer allowed to talk about directing?
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PS PARIS: The shit is going to hit the fan in October 2027.
Then the people will realize that climate change is caused by ISAIAH 50, etc.
And not the other way around.
SERIOUS MONEY
"You're money baby!" Vince Vaughn talking to me.
Nothing like having friends in high places.
I want him to star in my next movie, he snaps right to it and asks me where the hair and make-up trailer is.
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DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN
It is going to take someone like PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP to bring America back to life again.
"We all need to lose a little weight." Donald Trump
No pain no gain.
Talk about the physical transfiguration.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Paine Field was designed so that you could get in and out of Edmonds on your jet set without anybody knowing.
Of course you are going to have to wear a hat and sunglasses. You can't expect God to do everything for you.
PS JIM CARREY: Your blood sucking vampire movie is just waiting for you to happen. Written and directed by Mike Myers. Otherwise it can't ever happen.
"Every girl in Hollywood wants to star in this one." MULHOLLAND DRIVE meets BODY DOUBLE meets CHARLIZE ANGELS in 2024.
YOU CAN HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.
"Sometimes I say one thing, then other times I say another thing, just to test your faith." Jesus Christ in Mel Gibson's next tied up sailboat movie based out of Friday Harbor.
All we need now are two topless teenagers in bikinis with small tits who are the daughters of famous actresses.
They would have to have blond hair and blue eyes naturally.
But they also would have to know how to act. No shortage of a girls with that kind of talent up in funky town. Publicity is everything.
Take for example Watcom County, Washington, where 90% of the girls are Dutch.
The one whose name can not be mentioned directing?
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Thursday, February 16, 2023
JESUS LOVES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ANYWAY.
So what, you are a lonely sex pervert who watches porn videos in your mother's basement.
It's not like you are the president of the mormon church who should know better than that.
Not to mention that you dutifully got all of your covid injections last year.
So now you have about a 40% chance of dying before your time is up.
Oh that's right, there has been a 4000% increase in premature babies born again in the past two years.
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KATE HOLMES COMES TO MIND
Kate Holmes would never let me fuck her teenager daughter just to get the part.
But I'm not so sure about her father Tom Cruise.
Of course we would have to be married.
He is a baptised SCIENTOLOGIST mormon you know.
Plus he lives on an ark in Tampa, Florida now where there are still no state taxes.
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PS KATE HOLMES: The best actresses tend to be shy and a little poker faced in real life.
Take for example Scarlett Johansson's mother who never believed that her daughter could become a successfull actress in life.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: So are you going to tell us about it or what?
THE ORSON WELLES EXPERIENCE
"Playing the bad guy is more fun." Orson Welles
Maybe this is why Joe Biden is such a bad guy, and all of the Jews in the media want to get a piece of the action.
Not to mention my two OSCAR winning wives Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman who can't wait to fuck me at the same time.
Sadly, they have both become too old for me by now.
That said, I would definitely be interested in hooking up with their teenager daughters.
Most actresses would do anything in life to make make sure that their girls have successful acting careers.
Who wants to settle for them having fertilize babies from guys like Ion Musk?
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I HAD TWO VISIONS
"Nevertheless, the time soon cometh that the United States Government will no longer function..." 2BC 48: 55.
Several days before the train wreck outside of East Palestine on the Joe Biden border of Pennsylvania, I had two visions of a huge dark cloud billowing up outside of a small town.
Which I assumed was a major volcano eruption.
Then I saw the exact same two images from the same two diferent angles at thedailypundit.com that informed me that it was something else.
Palestine being located on the east side of Israel. And around 80% of the Jews voted for Joe Biden's abomination of desolation follow up in DANIEL 12.
Right there being the day 1290 Ohio River, etc.
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PS DAN BONGINO: February 17 is Paris Hilton's birthday if you get my drift.
On a sidenote, I was rather surprised when I read that Jesus says South America will also be a part of the New Jerusalem.
Which is where most of the Lamanites are today.
Ever heard of a little movie called THE JEWEL OF THE NILE?
PS ION MUSK: According to 2bc.info , you and Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates are not going to start bankrolling the United Order credit union until after the tribulations, not to be confused with the calamities that come later.
"Easy money baby." WILD AT HEART
"It will be worth it." Jesus Christ
PS JIM CARREY: If I were Mel Gibson I would make you the star of my next Jesus Christ movie.
The guy who once got baptised into the mormon church in Canada. But then he had to get baptised again because he was deceived by the devil.
Tuesday, February 14, 2023
I'M COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT
Katy bar the door.
This is the earthquake that the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY is going to cause in 2024.
Lots of white guys getting their shit together and kicking ass up in Everett, Washington.
Not to mention Kirkland.
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PS SEATTLE: You're next, we've got you surrounded, and we are not taking any prisoners this time.
Monday, February 13, 2023
BLUE VELVET
This is the first David Lynch movie that changed my life.
Then they kept coming after that and banged on my head like a hammer.
Then came TWIN PEAKS the tv show when I went back to Seattle from Provo because I was all out of money.
God, what a wonderful life I have lived.
What's next?
I get to fuck Larry King's wife now that he has dead?
And her sister too...?
"It's back to the salt mine." FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
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I'M NEVER TOO DRUNK
Don't shit in your pants Jim Carrey.
If it wasn't for me your movie career would already have been dead back 2001.
Oh that's right, I think that I am Jesus Christ.
I'm full of grace you know.
Hope you buy that special house up in Edmonds for 3 big ones.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
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I THINK I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN.
"Thank you Greg."
Now I'm having amazingly vivid dreams about making wonderful love to Catherine Zeta Jones, and then I turn over on the mattress and find Scarlett Johansson welcoming me into her arms.
Obviously this is all about the principal of you having to take care of your brother's wife if he dies prematurely from his covid imjections.
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I'M HOT AS HELL AND READY TO GO
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Unlike Bill Gates, I know which way is up.
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Sunday, February 12, 2023
WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL?
Last time I googled that they still didn't have an answer.
But obviously what I was really wondering about was who got to fuck who before, during and after her Super Bowl party.
She does have more than one guest room you know.
But was she away at work on location?
Well I guess then that she would have had three spare bedrooms.
The more the merrier.
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THE HAPPENING HAS TO HAPPEN
One of the most disappoints in my life is when I read that Mickey Rourke took a big dump on Donald Trump.
Which is right up there with Ken McLeod never asking me to go fishing with him again.
And I always thought that he was one of us.
And I'm not talking about Michael Medved, he can go to hell for all I care.
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THAT WAS A DAMN GOOD CUP OF COFFEE
I don't care if David Lynch is dying from lung cancer.
He changed my life. And I will go to hell to bring him back from the Bill Gates of hell in the first friuts of the first resurrection.
Normally I don't do this kind of thing.
But these are not normal times.
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WHY I AM IS ALWAYS RIGHT
Sometimes my imagination gets away with me.
But I always know when that is happening.
You think that he sat down next to that white girl for no reasonable reason?
How in the hell did she ever get that much money in first place ?
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JENNIFER ANISTON LIKES ME
Talk about having fuck you money.
The Holy Ghost actually said this to me at 3:51 am this morning.
Friends with benefits I guess.
I don't know however way to explain it.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP
I will come like a thief in the night.
It happened so fast.
"I'm so excited!" MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO
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Saturday, February 11, 2023
SUPER BOWL 65
I asked the Father in the name of Jesus to give me a blog title for tomorrow.
And the above is what I got.
Some over excited fan up in the stands suddenly dies from a heartattack.
I could fucking care less.
It's his call, not mine.
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PS AUNT JUDY: I had a dream last night that your daughter July wants to be my wife.
Wouldn't be the first time.
THE GREEK PROTAGONIST WITH THE INNER CONFLICT
I think that the quarterback for the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS is the most interesting athlete that I have ever seen in my life.
That said, the quarterback for the 1776 EAGLES is a pretty righteous dude too.
Anyway, I'm guessing that both of them have gotten their covid injections.
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YOU INSPIRE ME
My detractors claim that all I want to do is get into Cara Delevigne's pants.
True enough, but that's not even the half of the story.
In my opinion, she might be one of the best low budget horror movie [scream] actresses of our age.
Anyway, I have at least three horny 16 year-old daughters of famous celebrities who are demanding my attention right now.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Write this down.
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WHOOMP THERE IT IS
I became of age during the 1980s watching MTV.
So today's gen z niggers don't even stand a chance going up against me.
"You don't even have a name tag, so why don't you just lay down and pretend that you are dead." AP 3
There were not a lot of pure black acters in the Austin Powers movies.
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PS MIKE MYERES: I'm just warming up now, wait till I get down to the nitty gritty.
I CAN'T DRIVE 55
Nixon tried to do that back in the 70s.
Now Biden is trying to do it again.
Which will be one of the three main reasons why America is going to break up into three parts for that kind of thing.
"People need to be free." Jimi Hendrix
He was a Jehovah's witnesses you know.
And so was the musician known as Prince for that matter.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: In the Kingdom of God, I will be your husband, and we will have a thousand slaves.
Sounds like a great video game if you ask me.
PS JIM CARREY: How about a sailor boat movie where the 16 year-old girls don't even wear any bikinis?
Friday, February 10, 2023
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
It's very simple.
All Kristen Stewart needs to do is ask the Father in the name of the Son who is supposed to be the father of her first child.
And then the Holy Ghost will tell her that it is King Greg in my 15 minute late night cowboy SUPER BOWL 65 commercial.
So go to the bathroom and do all of your other business before you sit down and start watching the game.
Something tells me that I will knock you up on the same sofa throne that you were sitting on when you watched the game.
And your sister too, "There's more where this came from." Jesus Christ
Don't forget, the king of red wine is a strong cab with a backbone in the hundred dollar range, goes well with French blue cheese. And if that's too much for you to take right now, go with the more graceful pinot black with smoked salmon on white crackers.
Of course, if I had your kind of money I would put both options on the coffee table and let your girlfriends decide which way to go.
Some of them will decide to drink cheap white wine of course, so keep a jug of that shit in your refrigerator.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: God has a future plan for you too, but he just doesn't want to talk about it right now because you are not ready to hear it.
YOU'RE HAVING A BIRTHDAY
I do hope and pray that the time will come some when I get to fuck Jennifer Aniston whilst her sister wife Sheryl Crow is waiting for me to fuck her too.
Nothing like having an ulterior motivation in this life.
"Everybody deserves a second chance." Elizabeth Taylor
Take for example PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Not to mention the second coming of Jesus Christ.
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PS JIM CARREY: We all have to suffer with our blood in this life.
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST
I'm gonna have to borrow my mormon missionary bible from the Vatican library in Rome for just a week. In order to prove that I received the priesthood by revelation.
Then they can have it back.
Which doesn't mean that I don't need to get rebaptised again in HANNIBAL LECTER: SIENA.
We all have certain things that we need to repent for.
"I only killed people who deserved it." Saddam Hussein
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FUNKY TOWN CENTRAL
There are a lot of funky towns up in Puget Sound. Which God often refers to as temporary places of refuge at 2bc.info.
Take for example Bellingham, which is mostly white people whose dairy farm grandparents came from Holland.
Therefore there is a mountain of protection on I-5 if the niggers ever want to go up there and start causing trouble.
Talk about cutting them off at the pass in all of those white horse cowboy movies from the 50s.
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PS JIM CARREY: God says that it is alright if we have our own private EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL; just as long as we do all of our banking at his credit union; 10% skim off the top naturally.
We don't want the niggers coming around fucking with us and stealing our shit on opening night do we. Lots of rich white people driving expensive cars up in Edmonds.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I know when I'm done. And I AM is not done with you.
50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER
"Oh God, this is not good."
Now the liberals are even turning on Seymour Hersh.
Ever seen a little crazy movie called REDS, costarring Diane Keaton and War/ren Beatty?
Not to mention THEY SHOOT HORSES DON'T THEY?
And of course there is A MAN CALLED HORSE.
And then there was THE HORSE WHISPERER.
All of which were inspired by the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
If wishes were horses.
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PS YOU KNOW WHO: Could you at least send him a birthday text message at 253 365 5980?
I'm starting to get a good feeling about this.
IN THE YEAR 2024
Although Michael Knowles admits that the Democrats obviously stole 2% of the votes last time in the razor thin 666 election.
He now he is wondering what else could PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP possibly do next time that would ever change anything.
Well for one thing, the tall blond Jewish man with blue eyes could win the next national ten virgins election by an insurmountable 5 points.
In other words, 5-2=3.
Of course, a lot of shit would have to go down before that could ever happen.
"Keep your eye on Arizona." Barry Goldwater
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PS MITT ROMNEY: More mormon, less Christian.
See every prophetic HAMMER FILMS movie where the blood sucking vampire is a secret member of the mormon church.
Especially yours truly in BRIDES OF DRACULA meets THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: More neocon, less neoliberal.
The era of the common sense Democrat Jew like you has reached it's limit.
Thursday, February 9, 2023
THE PLAYBOY MANSION PHILOSOPY
There is a reason why the PLAYBOY MANSION looks like a Scotish castle in CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND.
And yes, I do think that Hugh Grant could play him in that "HEFNER" biopic screenplay that has been floating around in Hollywood for the past three years.
A lot of time spent in the hair and make-up trailer of course; let's not kid ourselves.
Woody Allen directing? He does know the 1960s territory if you know what I mean.
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50 SHADES OF GRAY
I woke up Thursday morning at 6:23 am with a flash vision of George Clooney wearing deep purple scrubs.
I do like the nurses who are little too young for me these days.
Whereas, older men who have a couple of devoted 27ish looking mormon wives have no need for erectile dysfunction treatments.
Word to the wise.
"Sex keeps you young," Hugh Hefner, PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, 1974
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PS LINDSAY LOHAN: Jim Carrey wants to get out and come up to funky town and co-star in some blood sucking type Andy Warhol vampire movie; since he is sick and tired of having the herpes.
THE STARS ARE BLIND
Paris Hilton's black and white video for THE STARS ARE BLIND takes place upon the sands of Israel in front of the desecrated temple in DANIEL 12 etc.
Take for example Joe Biden's State of the Union address. Where we see the mormon Mitt Romney lapping it all up and clapping in the original Masonic temple of George Washington.
The crazy stars of Isreal and all that crap.
Or take for example Kevin Costner believing that Liz Cheney is a hero.
If you built it they will come.
"The pretty ladies first..." Elizabeth Taylor
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1996 CRASH QUOTES: "You have to crash to connect." [With God]
PS JIM CARREY: I plan on seeing you up in funky town after you sell the house in Brentwood for 29 big ones.
Talk about getting out while the getting is good.
Read any good sailboat screenplays lately?
I'm thinking DEAD CALM meets CAPTAIN KANGAROO.
PS MEL GIBSON: One of the things that I admire about Jim Carrey is that he never got those freakish covid injections so that he could make another stupid Jewish Hollywood movie.
Unlike "They forced me to do it!" Larry David
Like I said, climate change is for the Jews.
"The Jews want to take over the world and control all of us!" Randy Quaid, quoting Adolf Hitler in the five part QUENTAVERATE series.
'Santan wanted to control everybody in the prexistance resistance." Jesus Christ
SHE HAD A BABY TWO WEEKS AGO.
Paris Hilton was pregnant in a REVELATION 12 way when she introduced her new line of LOVE RUSH fragrances in homage to Rush Limbaugh, who died on her February 17 birthday.
Naturally she has blond hair and blue eyes. Not like all of those brown eyed beauties in STARS ARE BLIND.
No wonder Sienna Miller walking into STARBUCKS this morning in Kent and picked up her iPhone coffe order.
Hope I wasn't being too rude because I could not stop staring at her.
At least I didn't stick out my tongue.
"Give the guy a break." Marilyn Monroe.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: When I googled images of your signed autograph photos yesterday, the Holy Spirit said "She's a tough one."
Guess Harry Dean Stanton won't be seeing a birthday card from you next week.
And I always thought that you were getting so bored with the music scene that you wanted to get in directing movies.
Now I have egg on my face.
PS U2: Climate change is for Jews, not Catholics ....
"Most Jews don't even believe in God!" Adolf Hitler
Monday, February 6, 2023
THE BIG LEBOWSKIE GAMES
I'm thinking about a movie that features older middle aged men who look like him engaged in various exciting sports competitions.
Obviously, black balling on the grass course up in Edmonds.
But now with stem cell injections in the kness and elbows etc. how about a little tennis, maybe even a softball game series.
Lots of topless hot babes in the cedar hot tub afterwards who look like Jane Fonda.
That kind of thing.
Think we could get to shoot the ending awards ceremonies at the PLAYBOY MANSION if George Clooney was writing and directing?
Depends on how much money was involved.
Of course, Brad Pitt would have to be one of the more outstanding Lebowski look alike contenders.
And I don't say that with a smile on my face. There are a couple of guys up here in funky town who would give him a good run for the money.
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FOREWARNING
While checking up on the latest earthquakes in Turkey at 12:53 pm today, Michael whispered "forewarning" in my ear.
Rhymes with turkey.
Turkey being the favorite meat dish in Israel.
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PS JIM CARREY: I have been completely sober for a half week for the past three years. Never touch a drop during those periods.
PS MILEY CYRUS: Don't forget the promise that I made to you. You are going to star in JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS, even if I have to direct it myself.
Jim Carrey playing your older sex pervert talent agent manager?
I can fix that part of the screenplay if you think that it needs it.
PS GISELE BUNCHEN: I think you still got it in the acting department.
Remember, Orson Welles put his own wife in his movies. She wasn't that good, but she wasn't that bad either.
BEAUTIFULL YOUNG WOMEN WITH BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES WHO ARE NOT OVERWEIGHT.
I had a dream last night that this is how it will be in the Kingdom of God.
Hard to keep a good man down these days in Texas.
Not to mention Tennessee.
"Tennis anyone?" THE GREAT LEBOWSKI
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THERE WILL BE NO PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
That giant earthquake at 17:17 that confirmed the train wreck in East Palistine was ment to spook all of the spooks at the GRAMMYS.
Beyounce is a half breed you know.
And the show is completely run by white Jews.
They don't call me the midnight cowboy for nothing.
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PS IRAN: You will never be able to destroy Israel because there are just too many back stabbing Jews in your house.
Sunday, February 5, 2023
"THE CRAPTASTICT FANTANSTICT!"
No shit. These were the actual words that the Holy Ghost said to me at 9:00 pm tonight to wake me up from my evening nap.
And the first thing that came to my mind was that I was supposed to listen to the DAN BONGINO SHOW this week.
You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing.
Peace out.
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CHARLIZE THERON IS FAIR GAME
The Holy Ghost says that I can still talk about Charlize Theron if it is something positive and constructive.
Like me fucking her and she having her first white baby.
Naturally, I'm going to have to suck all of the blood out of her first.
Nobody wants to have a Frankenstein baby who they have to take care of for the rest of her life.
Magnan Fox co-starring? The one who I dare not speak her name directing?
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WHAT A LUCKY BASTERD AM I
See every Woody Allen movie where I get to fuck Scarlett Johansson, and I don't give a damn how it ends.
Remember, Orson Welles was never that interested in finishing any of his movies either.
Great minds think alike.
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IT'S TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE.
The niggers do have a way of explaining things in simple terms that even the children can understand.
Let the party begin.
By the way, if you drink too much you can't get a boner.
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I DO HAVE A BUG UP MY ASS.
Listen to the DAN BONGINO SHOW next week if you are such a stupid Jew that don't listen to talk radio.
Oh that's right, tonight is THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY party event in LA.
Wish I was in bed tonight with Jennifer Aniston and her best friend after we all fucked each other rotten and watched THE GRAMMYS on tv.
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THERE WILL BE NO BLACK ACTERS IN MY FIRST TEN MOVIES.
After that we can relax and spice things up a bit.
I'm not even opposed to me fucking Halle Berry if the screenplay requires it.
I should be so lucky.
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Saturday, February 4, 2023
BLACK IS BLACK, I WANT MY BABY BACK
This 1966 song put a historical time stamp on western culture that represented Adam's wife Eve sleeping with one of the black beasts of the field at 2bc.info.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Larry David
Which is why there were no black people on SEIGNFELD or FRIENDS.
Not to mention FRASIER.
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PS THE COEN BROTHERS: Maybe the thrill is gone for some folks. But I got enough money now to rent out the Edmonds theater for a year and play any movies there that I want.
And for however long I want. By the way, the bar will be open next door during intermission, Italian style.
The drinks will be on me of course, so what, a few cheap skates will sneak in and have a few free ones too. The more the merrier. Not a lot of poor people up in Edmonds anyway.
This much I can promise you, LAWERENCE OF ARABIA will be playing for two weeks straight at the theater. Cross my heart and hope to die.
PS BRAD PITT: The airport at PAINE FIELD was designed exactly so that my wives could get in and out and fuck me without anybody noticing. Don't laugh, some them are barely 18 years-old.
A LITTLE LESS TALK AND A LITTLE MORE ACTION.
So now that the Holy Ghost has told me to stop talking about Taylor Swift, he didn't say anything about me getting Miley Cyrus knocked up in SON OF LEBOWSKI.
"You're never too old to have fun." Jane Fonda
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TOO LITTLE TOO LATE
Way to go Joe.
You shot down that Chinese trial balloon after it transmitted back all the Intel that it wanted.
Big fucking deal anyway. It was all about the symbolism in EZEKIEL 38 from the start.
Otherwise you would have shot it down the instant it crossed the border.
Oh that's right, anybody and anything can come across our borders these days.
"Joe Biden is not fooling anybody." Dan Bongino
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: From now on I promise that I will keep my mouth shut about you. Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. A great title for a movie by the way. Peace out.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I would make the same sacred promise to you if it even mattered.
But you have fucked more guys in your life than I have ever jerked off.
And yet you still don't have herpes.
Must be a sign from God that we are supposed to get married and have babies.
Not right now, but pretty soon.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: You can have my baby just as soon as you want. And I promise that I will never brag about it.
But tell your sister that she gets to have one too if she doesn't get too excited about it and going around telling everybody about it.
Loose lips sink ships.
IT'S A TRAIN WRECK
That fantastic train wreck explains how the rule over America is going to end after 42 months.
Obviously, there will be no Jews, queers and niggers in the Kingdom of God.
Only white people who believe in Jesus.
"White people act like black people are their slaves!" Whoopie Goldberg
Hey, why not? If they can't govern themselves, then somebody else will have to do it.
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PS MADONNA: Expect to see lots of overblown arguments with the referees at SUPER BOWL 666.
You come from Michigan, so you should know a thing or two about American football.
CHICKEN SHITS
I'm sorry to spoil the ending to Brad Pitt's and George Clooney's new fixers movie being made so far up in Jewish Harlem.
But I do this kind of thing because most people don't know what's happening these days.
Not to mention Prince Harry.
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Friday, February 3, 2023
TAYLOR SWIFT SUCKS
And I don't mean that in a negative way.
Most girls who suck off your coffee cup just spit it out.
Remember, we can't have a Jesus baby if we are not eating whole bread from Montana.
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JUST GET IT OVER WITH!
Oh for Christ sake, just shoot the thing down and let us get back to our conversations on the Dan Bongino show about Joe Biden being a secret foreign agent.
I'm a foreign agent too behind the lines of Babylon in THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD.
So I know what I'm talking about in THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME and GOLD FINGER.
Not to mention CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND.
Oh that's right, Brad Pitt and George Clooney are now making a movie about the Jewish fixers who are trying to save Joe Biden's ass.
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BANG BANG, HE SHOT ME DOWN.
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP would have already shot down that trial balloon that the Chinese are now floating across America.
And he was the last President who ever wanted America to get involved in another war.
Ergo, Alec Baldwin is now on trial for shooting down his DP with a .45 in RUSTY. Which was Rush Limbaugh's nick name to those who were familiar with him.
What goes around comes down.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: How about just an old fashion western movie like BLAZING SADDLES?
PS ALEC BALDWIN: They are going to convict you of murder in New Mexico. Which is where the red horse meets the white horse in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Of course, you didn't do it on purpose. As if that matters anymore.
Kind of like being a white supremacist supporter of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP. Even though you believe that most of today's violent criminal niggers are going to get it.
THE BEASTS OF THE FIELD
SUPER BOWL 666 is supposed to take place at the SUN BOWL in Arizona on 2.12.
So expect to see some degree of publicity leading up to it on this weekend's GRAMMYS in the city of angels.
No wonder that I was Mr Sunshine in Federico Fellini's mormon missionary movie about me entitled ROMA.
The one where I have dinner with Gisele Bundchen. Then we fuck later and have more Jesus babies.
Sounds like a Taylor Swift sailboat movie if you ask me.
"He was an animal in bed." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: "I have the new talent if you have the distribution." BOOGIE NIGHTS
It is what it is.
Sorry about riding on your ass so hard lately. But my philosophy in life has always been shoot first and ask questions later.
TAYLOR SWIFT DIRECTING
"She sucked on my cock until it started bleeding." Nicholas Cage
How about a really cool vampire movie?
Something that has to do with a sex cult that believes in the physical transfiguration.
But the catch is that you have to get all of your contaminated blood sucked out of you if you want to live forever.
"There's always something." Elizabeth Taylor
See every vampire movie where Prince Dracula bites the girl on the neck and sucks all of the blood out her.
My favorite one being that Italian mormon missionary one that was produced by Andy Warhol back in the day.
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Today is our mother's birthday anniversary.
"She's having a birthday!" THE BEATLES
Thursday, February 2, 2023
SMOKING HOT ASSES
"When do we get concerned?" SMOKIN' ACES
I still can't seem to get this one out of my mind...
Yours truly living in a TRUMP casino penthouse.
The naive and corrupt FBI trying in vain to go after him.
Two black lesbian assassins hired by the east coast mob.
A gang of white surpremistist domestic terrorists who kill white high society people.
That crazy kid living with his crazy mother in a log cabin in Bonney Lake.
Ben Affleck gets it because he was going after me.
Various Russian bad guys who start WW III.
Hope I didn't leave anyone out...
Oh that's right, the Jewish lawyer acter sounds just like Dan Bongino.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Let me know in your own way when you want to get into directing. Ever heard of a little movie called THE GREEN RIVER KILLER?
Hear tell that every hot young actress in Hollywood is dying to be in it.
Calling all angels.
PS SIENNA MILLER: The screenplay for HANNIBAL LECTOR: SIENA has already been written and financed by Ion Musk. All we need now is some actress who looks like you.
MARRIAGE LICENSE TO FUCK YOU.
Take for example my flash vision of a nude 27ish Kate Hudson squatting on my bed with her legs spread.
Talk about raising three diferent kids with three different husbands.
But yet she still wants to have more children with Jesus.
"Practice makes perfect." Elizabeth Taylor
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THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY SHAKY.
Rymes with "Things are getting pretty flaky." Jesus Christ
You will not be able to have more than one mormon wife in Kansas and Missouri etc. until the US government fails; and the US CONSTITUTION is replaced by the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY; based upon the new constitution that was revealed to Joe Smith.
And no that does not mean that get to have free sex with your cute underaged slaves.
Talk about governor De Santis the sanctimonious.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Sooner or later, you are going to have to get over your christian monogamy hang ups in ROCK STAR meets ROCKY HORROR.
14 MONTHS AND COUNTING
"It'll never be the same." Michael, 5:32 am, 2.2.23
"You can always count on Joe Biden to fuck up." Barack Obama, 2020
This based upon the abomination of desolation revelations that Dan Bongino is making by proxy on his former Rush Limbaugh show.
Which have him role playing Ephraim, who God has always numbered with the gentiles.
As opposed to the Jews, who at least understand that they are the descendents of Jacob.
"Most Ephraimites are almost as numb as Joe Biden." Jesus Christ
I would only add that about 80% of the Hollywood Jews in the media are also that stupid.
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PERSONAL HISTORY NOTE: My father's favorite expressing for stupid people was "numb brain."
He was left handed and had brown eyes of course; per my dream about me needing to have my bood work done at the endowment house of the Lord in Texas.
Otherwise, I don't get to fuck any of my brown eyed wives like Never Campbell, Julia Roberts, or Jennifer Garner, just for starters.
Not to mention Emma Watson.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: You still live on the south end of Mercer Island in EZEKIE 47:1 because Prince Harry had married his cursed half breed wife of Cain from Africa.
And you thought that this was a thing of naught.
Or is it the other way around for the gentiles at 2BC 118.
No wonder that he has been officially uninvited to my fake news coronation in KING RALPH.
"I wouldn't touch that guy with a ten foot pole." Steven Spielberg
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