"I can't do it all by myself!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE
When it gets right down to it, Alec Baldwin's career is now stuck in second gear again because he is only married to one crazy woman.
How else could you explain his insane obsession with the 666 antichrist's mark of the bipartisan Republican Party beast on my forehead?
Oh what two-for-one fun!
No wonder I gave up my own acting career as a salesman to become such a phenominom on the dark web back in 1994.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JEFF RELF: The NSA used to GPS my unibomber love shack up in Bonney Lake with their black helicopters and blacked out windowless SUVs.
But then after that Sandra Bullock FBI agent comedy about my secret hideout in the woods, they finally realized that it was all just a waste of time and company resources.
Talk about chasing after your own shadows on the wall.
PS CHRIS WOOD: After Mel Gibson dies and starts looking more young again in that B-25 bomber movie he made; he is going to be on the lookout for new talented filmmakers and acters.
Dennis Wood.
Meanwhile, "We all have our screenplay problems." Dan Aykroyd
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