SHE'S A CUTTER

 That Jewish lesbian host cut herself off from MSNBC during the 70 weeks of cut offs in DANIEL 9; in Divine confirmation of the Jews accepting the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP as a host of people in 2024.

Coming out right after 9 people died in that weird intersection accident in Clark County, Nevada.

"It was an accident!" THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

Rhymes with 2020 North Las Vegas.

Which is where most of the little people live who work down on the strip.

Most of whom illegally voted for Joe Biden of course.

And of course, there are 9 Supreme Court judges.

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DR RELF NOTE: I once read that WAG THE DOG was written, produced, cast and directed in 9 weeks.

Jerry Seinfeld.

PS ION MUSK: God says that THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON is required reading at 2bc.info. 

THE FRENCH CANADIAN CONNECTION

 The inspiration behind the Canadian truckers' convoy was the scene in WAG THE DOG where Dustin Hoffman puts his finger on a spinning globe, and decides that the terrorists will come down from Canada in his fake news war scenario.

No wonder all the A-list ladies in Hollywood want to play doctor with me these days.

Especially since it's so damn hard to find a private doctor who makes house calls under Obamacare.

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PS WOODY ALLEN: Last night I dreamed that some thing is going to happen on Granny Grass' birthday anniversary this Thursday, which somehow relates to RIF/KIN'S FESTIVAL. 

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Do you actually scoop up all of the dog shit every day in your back yard?

Or do you hire somebody else to do it for you?

RIFKIN'S FESTIVAL

 "I think we should lay all of our cards on the table."

According to a variety of reports, the SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL made exactly zero dollars at the live theater box office after a ten day run.

So now we're supposed to believe that RIFKIN'S FESTIVAL was a big flop because the paranoid Jews are afraid to die from an art theater flu bug with a 99.8% recovery rate.

"Filmmaking is not for the faint of heart." Orson Welles

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NOTE FROM DR. RELF: A couple bottles of ROBITUSSIN should be all you need if you get the flu this winter.

Assuming that you're also taking your zink pills and eating lots of carrots.

That said, if you are in your 90s, who gives a shit about test case numbers rising or falling from one week to the next.

DOG GONE IT!

 Some folks say "Dag gain it!"

Whichever, watch every old fashion western movie trailer from the 1950s like that.

Back when only non religious communist Jews in New York and Hollywood were black-listed.

And not today's devout white christian Republicans from Orange County, Florida, or Orange County California, yada yada.

Talk about Judah vaccinating Ephraim in ISAIAH 11.

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PS ERIC JADERHOLM: I have been notified that I will receive a Doctorate of Letters from BYU next November.

I have always wanted to say, "Yes, I'm a doctor." when arguing science with Covidists, etc.

Who just keep asking me if I'm a doctor, instead of answering my logical questions.

MAC MILLER'S BLUE SLIDE PARK

 The above 2011 rap album prophecy is about when that "rusty" blue state steel bridge would fall into a ravine park that looks like Kent's Mill Creek Canyon Earthworks Park in Washington [DC].

Not to mention Seattle's Ravenna Park bridge on 20th Ave N.E.

See INLAND EMPIRE's screaming lady movie star trailer.

Remember, the young Levite rapper died from an overshot of illegal Mexican fentanyl.

Rhymes with the fully vaccinated who are now dropping dead in droves at theblaze.com etc.

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DAMN DOG!

 Today's Chinese Olympics table tennis pingpong ball number is 7.

Because Bill 77 is about not letting the lying and cheating Jews stab America in the back again in the next Presidential election in 24.

Michael Medved.

Remember when MICROSOFT's WINDOWS 7 was supposed to be the end to all of your PC problems?

Rhymes with pussy.

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HOT DOG DAM DOG PARK

 That bridge in Shitsburgh collapsed on the day Joe Biden came to town for a WAG THE DOG preview of coming extractions. 

Whereas the above dog walking park was right below the bridge.

Frickin' A man.

Then for example, the Governor of West Virginia told Bette Middler to kiss his bull dog's butt hole.

Just for the shits and giggles of course.

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[A.k.a. the Sausage King of Chicago.]

PS BABY GIRL: God describes the NFL descendants of Ham as "the beasts of the field" at 2bc.info for a prophetic football field reference.

"You can't live like a [Larry] king unless you have slaves!" Adolf Hitler 

PS DEBRA MESSING: Last night Michael spoke the name "Debra" to me. And the first thing that came to my mind was, I don't know anyone named Debra. Unless he's talking about the actress of course.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?

"This is the worse video in the world!" NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 

 The new FOX NEWS video of that dying Washington State trooper who told Jay Inslee to kiss his ass looks like the man is in his early 60s.

In confirmation of the suffering school kids in the NAPOLEON DYNAMITE prophecy about today's Napoleonic complex school administrators.

Obviously, many local FOX afilliates still have a Jewish problem in their backrooms.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: You were in that Shitsburge indie film for a reason.

Which is where Rush Limbaugh also got his start on radio.

Go STEALERS!

A BRIDGE TOO FAR

 The prophetic President Carter era movie trailer for A BRIDGE TOO FAR is all about the kind of overconfidence and pride that always comes before the fall.

Take for example POLITICO's poll from yesterday about how Biden will have an easy victory over Trump in 2024.

What a snow job.

"I'm not going to lose to Joe Biden." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP. 

Who will be the first three term President of America since FDR.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: That guy who ran over the fire hydrant in front of your Tri/beca shag pad is from Ashburn, Virginia.

The one who flashed his bottle of Russian vodka on INSTAGRAM right before the act.

PS JENNIFER: What's cookin' good lookin'?

NO CHURCH FOR OLD MEN

 The retirement of 83 year-old Justice Stephen Breyer represents the upcoming forced retirement of the twelve apostles of the LDS church in Utah.

Steven Spielberg.

Whose idea of having a good time is eating a bowl of BREYERS vanilla ice cream.

And after that, nobody who looks like them will be allowed to hold any priesthood leadership office in the newly baptised mornon church at 2bc.info .

Don't laugh, Jesus finished his work on this earth at age 34.

And Joseph Smith died on Bud Harkcom's June 27 birthday at age 38.

Talk about the rest of us living on barrowed time.

Which begs the question. How old is that little shit who thinks he's the dictator of French Canada?

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PS TIM COOK: I know the feeling. Although I was making around $1000 for a page of monologue jokes back in the mid 1980s, I still refused to pay child support [extortion] payments for my two kidnapped kids.

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Your reelection in 2024 is going to be like a walk in the park.

PS JOE BIDEN: Easy come, easy go.

THE TIM COOK EXPERIENCE

Ms Choi Fuck claims the Tim Cook is the father of her two twins of Judah and Ephraim.

It doesn't get any better than that when it comes to screenwriting.

No wonder God inspired me to focus more on my acting when he relocated me up to Edmonds, Washington.

Rhymes with fuck us.

Tell me about it, it's very lonely at the top.

Everyone is gunning for you, behind your back.

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PS LARRY DAVID: About ten years ago, I dreamed that God had cast me down into a hell of eternal and never-ending suffering for 24 hours.

And the worse part about it was that nobody would leave me alone for even one second.

Talk about Chinese torture, drip by drip.

SENATOR WALKER

 Suck on it bitch.

Yesterday Michael told me that Herschel Walker will be the new Republican Senator from Georgia.

Rhymes with JOHNNY WALKER BLACK LABEL.

Personally, I prefer their peated green label.

Oh well, half a loaf is better than no loaf these days.

Ever heard of that southern Russian country called Georgia?

Eat me bitch.

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PS MAYOR RALF: Those five small earthquakes near Little Lake were a five wise virgins sign from God about Clark Lake.

PS HOWARD STERN: 6,666,666 Jews were gased to death because they had no covid masks on their faces. The rest of them probably died from the flu, or something like that.

CHOP SUEY

 "I have to take mental medicine because of you,"

Said the lady who threatened to kill Tim Cook two times back in 2020.

Anyone out there looking for an amazingly original and inspired replacement scriptwriter?

Like I said, I want to focus more on my acting now, as long as the writing is up to par.

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YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT

 Admittedly, I know squat about any of these assholes who run silicone valley these days in California.

Hell, I barely know how to use my iPhone camera.

So you can't blame me when I saw that picture of Tim Cook in FOX's stalker report, that depicted him as your typical aging Republican RHINO with a haircut.

And that that was such big news to me.

I had always just assumed that he was a moderate Democrat.

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PS KING 5: There will be no permanent housing solution in Seattle for the homeless families until all of the needle freaks and sex traffickers have been executed.

Not to mention the shoplifters, yada yada.

Remember, this is how Mussolini made the trains start running on time again in Rome.

PS CHAD HARKCOM: This morning I dreamed that your father died in a car crash. But then he got right up and started walking around and talking again.

PS KIRO: China Joe acted like a no.2 shit when he banned those life saving antibody shots down in Miami, Florida, for all of those older Jewish retirees who voted for him in 2020.

"The Jews will always betray the revolution for their own self serving reasons!" Adolf Hitler

CAN WE BE FRIENDS?

 That crazy Chinese lady from Virginia faxed a copy of her new [used] 5-round wheel-gun double-action 357 to APPLE's Tim Cook for a foolish five virgins statement.

As a thing about how sweet these megalomaniac guys in A VIEW TO A KILL have become on China.

Rhymes with messianic.

Of course, the feelng is mutual.

Back in the 1980s, those kind of fanny pack guns were quite popular.

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TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE

 74 year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger was papped riding around town on Pee Wee Herman's old fashion German SCHWINN bicyle with fat tires on the day after.

No wonder that today's German high shift lingo is about 40% Hebrew dialectic materialism.

Think BICYLE THEIF meets LA DOLCE VITA.

The one about today's youth cult that started out in California with REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE, followed up by EASY RIDER and YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, yada yada.

A.k.a. The New World, The New Jerusalm, The New Wave, yada yada.

Not to mention, THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The mighty line in the original TERMINATOR was about when Arnold Schwarzenegger would come back to us.

PS ION MUSK: I'm thinking we make Sylvestor Stalone the spokesperson for your new line of retro 1970s sports cars.

Then we go from there.

Yours truly fucking Charlize Theron in the backseat of my 2+2 929 MAZDA sports coup in 1978, that kind of thing. 

SO MANY FRIENDS, SO LITTLE TIME

 The Jewish stock market vacilated big time on the same day that the David Shwimmer look alike star starts his new prime time gig at FOX.

But don't expect there to be any breaking news about the stolen election in 2020; not to mention the assassination of Seth Rich, or Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate.

"Line upon line, precept upon precept..." Jesus Christ

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PS ION MUSK: Personally, I like the look of the British 1973 TRIUMPH.

That is if you can't buy out the rights to the 1973 Italian VELOCE.

I HAD A CASSANDRA'S DREAM SUNDAY

 "This is a way out for me too!"

Said the Jew to the Ephraimite in ISAIAH 11.

This 2007 movie trailer opens with my antihero losing big time in a Trump card game to a gang of Jewish election cheats.

So he turns to another small time family business owner operater, who is also your typical Trump supporter.

Note the classic 52 PICK-UP XKE too in the first two shots.

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PS ION MUSK: The best way to kick off your born again retro gasoline sports car line is to buy out one of those small independent sports car makers in England.

Whereas, in the above British Woody Allen movie, "Uncle Ed" represents all of today's dime billionaires living it up in Edmonds.

That way, you're already tooled up and ready to go, with a team of experienced engineers and employees.

They don't call me King Relf for nothing in Snohomish County, right across from Kingston.

"The engines will be made in Africa, but the cars will be assembled in England." KING RALPH

And don't forget about Paine Field's former 747 manufacturing plants. That you can now buy out for about ten cents on the dollar.

Don't let Dr. Evil beat you to the punch on this one. Plus the Chinese are already thinking about buying up the entire real estate property and turning it into a special reduced taxes industrial zone.

JESUS IS THE NEXT BIG THING.

 Now that Ion Musk has relocated to Texas, I can't wait to see his new line of strickly gasoline 4-banger sports cars with mechanical ignition, and no GPS tracking computer systems from outer space, etc.

Complete with the optional extra thick steel gage body for just a few tho more.

Oh yeah, all my Xs live in Texas.

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I WILL BECOME CLARK KENT ONCE AGAIN

 I saw the first born again SUPERMAN remake at that huge theater in Bellevue, Washington, King County that looked like a converted old 1950s bowling alley.

In prophetic confirmation of yours truly now living in Kent, and fishing on Clark Lake for huge black crappie this early spring with my protege from Mentor, Ohio.

Plus a few big large mouth bass.

Was I ever so young and that good looking?

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PS MAYOR RALF: How about graveling off another 50' of easy access shoreline on Clark Lake so that the kiddies can fish from shore with worms and bobbers? 

Wouldn't hurt either to plant a few thousand German brown trout into the spring fed pond just to keep things more interesting.

Many of these lowland lakes in western Washington are overpopulated with stunted blue gills, yellow perch and sunfish.

Not to mention all of the kids' pet gold fish that they dump into them.

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: 2 NEPHI 15 is all about the caged J-6 patriots acting like roaring lions when it comes to protecting their freedoms and their children.

FUCKING HOOK NOSE JEW BASTERD

 Talk about flirty fishing.

"You don't half to have a big nose to be a Jew... Some of my best friends have small noses." Robbin Williams

In the latter-days, the group-think Jews will all accept Donald Trump as their last President of America, just like in "one people under God." etc.

"The Jews all think alike!" Adolf Hitler

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PS COAST TO COAST AM: I also had an SDE when a dear old friend of mine died of a heartattack late last year.

For a sign from God that when I die, my body will not be laid under the ground. 

Rather, I will suddenly rise up after 3+ days and star once again in the latest LIVE AND LET DIE 1970s style James Bond vampire movie.

PS JEFF BAZOS: I got the hot young talent who loves to fuck, if you got the distribution. BOOGIE NIGHTS.

Call me a pervert, but all I want is to make a dollar and a penny in the movie business.

THE THIRTY MILE ZONE

 Because the Jewish homosexuals at TMZ are still refusing to tell us the name of that bitch who got her head wounded. 

When her red PRIUS was totaled on Sunset Blvd. by the original TERNIMATOR movie star.

Who was driving your standard FBI issue blacked out SUV.

Jesus is going to name her name on January 23rd.

Talk about another exciting deadline idea for a 24 HOURS reboot series.

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CRASH 2022

 Eye witnesses claim that Friday's crash scene on Sunset looked like a movie stunt from the 1990s art film CRASH.

I wasn't there of course, but the stills from the set sure look like it.

Everybody standing around, discussing if the continuity looks right, etc.

"I'm thinking Governor Schwarzenegger gets down on his knees and prays that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will make him his running mate sidekick in 24." Jesus Christ.

Think STAR MAPS meets EATING RAOUL.

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PS MITT ROMNEY: "If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem." Arnold Schwarzenegger 

Who himself took about 4-5 years off before making his big residency come back like Adele.

WECRASHED ON SUNSET BLVD

 America's favorite neocon Nazi look alike got cut off and flipped his 4x4 onto a mysterious lady's red PRIUS [Larry David] icon Friday.

Can't wait to find out what her name is.

Reportedly, she was the only one in the staged stunt car accident at Allenford who got hurt.

Rhymes with cunt.

"I'm thinking Hugh Hefner goes down on Jennifer Aniston at the Scottish PLAYBOY mansion castle." Jesus Fucking Christ, 7:35 pm, TMZ time.

Pardon my French.

"Always give credit where credit is due." Arnold Schwarzenegger 

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WARWICK DAVIS LOOKS LIKE A 3'6" WOODY NORRIS.

 Because why?

Because he has co-starred in all of those futurist 666 MIT science fiction movie rip offs.

You can Google it if you don't believe it.

No wonder God inspired me to drop out of BYU, in my senior [years] in order to promote his Japanese made electronic mosquito covid stinger repellers.

And then my French ex-wife also suddenly dropped out of our marriage to merry a tall Jewish lawyer and adulterer from Hillsdale, Oregon in Washington County; home to the 666 INTEL corporation.

Rhymes with America's various lying and cheating intel agencies.

Located right next to NIKE in Beaverton, for example.

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PS JOE BIDEN: The Chinese table tennis pingpong ball was no.10 on inauguration day.

I wonder what that means.

PS SIENNA MILLER: We're still good to go if you want to make my creepy and sexy  mormon missionary president screenplay set in Siena.

Paul Nestor directing? At least the visuals would be amazing.

Just as long as we stick to my Andy Warhol inspired script. And we don't go over the low two-for-one budget.

HELLO FROM THE FLIP SIDE

 By the end of the 62nd week in DANIEL 9, it became clear that Adele got cut off from her 666 residency gig at CAESARS PALACE in confirmation of my antihero's white Roman Greek palace in LAST LOOKS.

Think VEGAS VACATION meets LEPRECHAUN 3 in LEAVING LAS VEGAS.

Wayne Newtown has one too in the above first movie. 

Who also took about five years off to confirm his White House look as the future PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020 Las Vegas.

But as a brunet of course, let's not confuse ourselves here.

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PS HOWARD STERN: If people infected with Covidism were not allowed into hospitals, more of them would just go home and survive the flu virus that has a 99.8% survival rate.

"Take a pill!" Robin Williams 

PS JOE BIDEN: Everyone is going to flip on the abomination of desolation in the end.

LOOK AT ME!

 I AM is wearing Hugh Hefner's silk bathrobe in the desecrated 1290 day playboy temple when the secretive Jewish FBI comes to arrest me in LAST LOOKS.

No wonder I gave up screenwriting years ago to dedicate myself strickly to acting.

Who needs those kind of headaches anymore?

When all you do everyday is memorize your brilliant lines, then go out there and say them, then go back to fucking Miley Cyrus or whoever at your trailer. 

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GREG'S TEN MOST FORGETABLE MOVIES OF 2021: See all ten of the movies that played in regular theaters last year.

PS HOWARD STERN: The second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is nigh at the doors in ISAIAH 22:22.

Ergo "Those who are afraid to die, are also afraid to live." Timothy Leary

Read become born again and fully accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior from the 666 Covidism beast in REVELATION 13, circa 2023.

CAN I CRASH AT YOUR PLACE TONIGHT?

 Yeah baby! "I come as a thief in the night." Jesus Christ

WECRASHED is a 70 weeks Joe Biden prophecy, pure and simple.

"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." PRESID3NT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP 

And I don't misquote, "And I sent Mine Only Begotten and ye received Him not, neither did ye regard His word." 2BC 22:46.

The one about that apple.

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ALL YOU HAVE IS ME.

 The movie trailer for WECRASHED is all about my antichrist hero from Seattle in CRASH.

Now that yours truly is crashing at some cliff house on the edge of Mill Creek Canyon in Kent, Washington for Kent, England in 2022.

Talk about a mind fuck.

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SHAUN OF THE DEAD IN 2022

 "It is vital that you stay in your homes... Avoid all physical contact with the [J6] assailants." 

Who would ever have believed back in 2004 that there would be a war to the finish between the vaccinated and the unvaccined in DANIEL 9 meets REVELATION 9 meets EZEKIEL 9, yada yada.

As just confirmed by that peer reviewed MIT report about how Covidism can make you brain dead.

No wonder SEINFELD ran for 9 seasons. And then ended with the entire Jewish cast rotting in a staged jail cell inside of NBC's sound stage no.9.

"Don't expect there to be some popular rebellion in New York City. Seems like everybody on the upper West Side loves their masks and covid passports." Dan Bongino

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TODAY'S NO.7

 Catnapping all Sunday afternoon on MLK weekend, I dreamed that Putin was standing above me to the north on a ridge in the woods. And the stormy winds were blowing the firs' branches pretty hard to the west.

Just like in a TWIN PEAKS movie.

Obviously, it was a winds-of-war message. But I had to sleep on it for another night before I realized that this was my strong MLK Northridge earthquake impression from last week.

Now that the situation with Russia and the G7 beast just took a turn for the worse today during the Dan Bongino radio talk show.

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: The brewing situation with Russia is God punishing the lying Jews for trying to crucify his BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant for 42 months non stop in REVELATION 11.

PS ALEC BALDWIN: Don't let the government try to fool you. It was His will that you shot that woman dead on a Hollywood movie set in New Mexico.

PS JIM CARREY: I know the feeling. God has also made me invisible numerous times in order to protect me from the niggers.

"Don't worry about the mosquitos, it's the no-see-ems that will get you every time. And they can leave a red welt on your neck the size of a quarter." Leslie Winn, 1967

COVIDISM IS GARBAGE

 Talk about white trash.

No wonder that all the garbage workers have joined the French revolution against the new wave in Paris.

Whereas, the west coast strike in America is against a company called REPUBLIC.

And all of their garbage trucks are painted blue.

Yah yah baby, California still knows how to party.

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PS DONALD TRUMP JR: Your father will be like a Moses figure who leads the Israelites out of today's Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: Hungarian gulosh made with sour cream and mushrooms was one of Steve's favorite dishes.

PS MIKE MYERS: The other night I dreamed that Miley Cyrus liked to fuck my limo driver in WAYNE'S WORLD 2.

PS DAVID: The no.2 comforter told me yes/terday that tom/orrow's number is the real earthquake number.

STINKING GARBAGE

 MLK JR. was in Memphis, Tenn to support a garbage worker's strike when he was shot in the neck by a white tail deer hunter with that same 30/30 WINCHESTER used in SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

Whilst standing in a bathtub at some cheap no-tell-motel named after my French exwife.

In confirmation of Monday's official no.10 pingpong ball during the current garbage worker's strike happening on the west coast.

And now the French are trying to get into the act by banning no.1 from the FRENCH OPEN.

Oh well, another one bites the dust.

What's next?

The granddaddy of them all at Wimbledon?

Talk about major earthquakes, metaphorically speaking.

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MARTIN LUTHER KING JR WAS AN AMERICAN MARXIST.

 "And behold the wicked rage when they hear that which is the truth, for their hearts have been taken over by that evil one and they list to his desires, and plainness is contrary to their natures." 2BC 18:54

Of course, Marxism always deteriorates into reformed democratic fascism.

Which is why Benito Mussolini always carried a gold plated medallion of Karl Marx in his front pocket, just to remind himself of his traditional Jewish political values.

"The Jews always undermind the revolution for their own personal gain!" Adolf Hitler

Think AN EDUCATION meets EDUCATING RITA.

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PS ALEC BALDWIN: More real hate, less fake love.

"Jesus loves everyone!" Megan Fox speaking in tongues whilst I licked her clit with my tongue in a recent dream.

ALEC BALDWIN NEEDS MORE WIVES TO HELP HIM OUT.

 "I can't do it all by myself!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE

When it gets right down to it, Alec Baldwin's career is now stuck in second gear again because he is only married to one crazy woman.

How else could you explain his insane obsession with the 666 antichrist's mark of the bipartisan Republican Party beast on my forehead?

Oh what two-for-one fun!

No wonder I gave up my own acting career as a salesman to become such a phenominom on the dark web back in 1994.

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PS JEFF RELF: The NSA used to GPS my unibomber love shack up in Bonney Lake with their black helicopters and blacked out windowless SUVs.

But then after that Sandra Bullock FBI agent comedy about my secret hideout in the woods, they finally realized that it was all just a waste of time and company resources.

Talk about chasing after your own shadows on the wall.

PS CHRIS WOOD: After Mel Gibson dies and starts looking more young again in that B-25 bomber movie he made; he is going to be on the lookout for new talented filmmakers and acters.

Dennis Wood.

Meanwhile, "We all have our screenplay problems." Dan Aykroyd 

I WONDER WHAT TOMORROW'S EARTHQUAKE NUMBER WILL BE?

 "It's not the size, it's how you use it." AP 3

Since tomorrow is the MLK JR Day anniversary of those two Kobe and Northridge earthquakes.

Well well, "I was not that impressed by the size of his dick." IT'S THE WHISKY TALKING about Dennis Rodman doing pushups in the nude.

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PS JEFF RELF: Our left-handed brother Peter is mostly of the tribe of Benjamin. So he is supposed to be more tuned into the practical temporal things than the spiritual magic things.

I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes the head Bishop of the LDS church at 2BC 18:41 after the no.2 hits the fan.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: Grandma used to drop off our father Bill and his brother Bob every Saturday afternoon at the CLOUD 9 theater's double feature matinee, complete with cartoons and door prizes during intermisson.

Which would give her around five hours of private time.

OPEN YOUR EYES

 What's now happening at the AUSTRALIAN OPEN is what's going to open the eyes of the better half of the kin folks down under.

Also known as the land of thunder.

The one where yours truly kills my mother in the MATCH POINT prophecy, co-starring my 27ish post herpes American Jewish wife Scarlett Johansson.

Lucky me.

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PS WOODY NORRIS: When you suddenly die like a thief in the night, and then you rise up and become young again in the morning after.

You will start to realize that actually nothing really has ever been invented yet.

And then maybe you might want to think about getting back into filmmaking.

PS MEL GIBSON: My LAST LOOKS picture opens on February 4 for a lead up to THE BATMAN revelations in March. 

Hopefully, enough of today's aging millennials will still recognize my prophetic white trash trailer in SNATCH.

Talk about today's smash and snatch politics.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

 "Know ye not that when you serve Me [play me] the whole world is against you?" 2BC 12:7.

Take for example the new 2022 movie trailer for LAST LOOKS.

Wherein I AM is investigating myself for murdering my ex-wife whore of Babylon in REVELATION 17.

 Yours truly playing the brilliant ham actor in this one. And my other physically transfigurated self playing the ingenious method actor.

"There's two schools of thought when it comes to acting." Jack Nicholson 

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NOTE: That massive REVELATION 13 sea volcano sent 3.33' waves onto the shores of America at the start of this MLK weekend projects.

Reportably, Joe Biden is also supposed to announced his new smash-and-grab shoplifting police policies on this three-day holiday weekend.

PS COLORADO: You might want to reopen that cold case file of those two older lesbians who were shot in the head with a model K .22 at their remote cabin up in the MEDICINE BOW MOUNTAINS in 1978.

Just for public health reasons of course, good luck with that one.

FUCKING A MAN

 Alec Baldwin just handed over his smart phone to his friends at the CIA, because he believes that it will help his friends at the FBI; in order to protect his friends in the deep state in BURN AFTER READING meets GET SMART.

Nothing like having the feds examinate all of your private communicatiosn and files etc. and then officially announce to the embedded media that you are completely innocent of all wrong doing.

That, plus he hopes that this will inspire the Coen brothers to finally start returning his phone calls once again.

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PS JEFF RELF: Just so you know, all of our iPhone text communications are being monitored by the NSA and the AP.

How fun!

See every campy 1960s spy movie where the government is listening into your private phone calls.

"We know how to find out what you're writing on your blog." Bud Harkcom, 2018

No shit Sherlock.

AMERICA'S NEW POSTER BOY

 That irrational humanities professor at Ferris is America's new poster [bubble] boy for Covidism.

In Divine confirmation of my anti hero protagonist in FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF in Chicago.

The one where his naive liberal Jewish parents were so easily fooled by the Jewish Dr. Fauci.

"The Jews don't care about us Germ/ans." Adolf Hitler 

Which is only half true of course; given that most of the best doctors in the world are Jewish. 

That said, there are a lot of stand out dentists out there who are Ephraimites.

"He never smiles, but he's the best dentist in the world." Elizabeth Taylor 

You think that's funny?

"I only go to mormon dentists." Robin Williams

Joking about how half of the dentists in California are from Utah.

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THE BLUES BROTHERS 2

 Last night the second comforter informed me that the two [stand in] witnesses for Judah and Ephraim will be lying in the street in Chicago for 3 1/2 days by proxy.

"And the rest is History." GREASE 2

Like, "Now for the rest of the story." Paul Harvey, 1969

And or, "God has a flair for the dramatic." Woody Allen in LOVE AND DEATH, circa 1975

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PS JEFF RELF: Tell Peter Relf that I finally got a job selling a 16 oz. pint of my primo royal blood line at CSL PLASMA once a week for "up to $1000 a month."

The way I see it, if your average Jewish surgeon is making up to $100,000 a month, I'm gonna want a slice of that action.

"The Jews are blood suckers." Adolf Hitler, 1933

PS KIT WINN: At least most Canadian JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES know enough to not let their blood become contaminated by the latest Covidism craze. 

I wish I could say that much for the American mormon church at 2bc.info 17.

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

 AC-DC's prophetic lyrics about making me a "social call" were sung light years before people were making masked death threats on social media.

Ergo, many of today's social media connections are still happening on regular underground ground-line-telephone systems.

Wi-Fi rhymes with si-fi, etc. etc.

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PS JEFF RELF: "Give us this day our daily can of soup." Jesus Christ, 6:51 pm, PST, January 13, 2022.

Probably because in the near future, the 1930s style soup lines will be replaced by today's more practical free canned soup lines.

One per person of course.

33% APPROVAL RATING

 The abomination of desolation's approval rating sank to 1/3 on the 62nd week in DANIEL 9.

In Divine confirmation of the holy city breaking up into three parts in REVELATION 16.

Take for example California and New York; where Joe Biden probably still has a 66% aproval rating amongst the Jews, queers and niggers.

Average that out with his zero percent approval rating in white Peoria, Illinois and it comes to around 33%.

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PS MIKE MYERS: Note those cum soaked jeans in the official music video for DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP.

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEEP DOWN UNDER

 "It's time you make a stand!"

The official AC-DC video for DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP is a prophetic Donald Trump rock star concert.

Because at 2:45 into it, we can finally see that the Scottish born band leader from Australia is a Mike Myers look alike.

And 50% of these folks would kill you for free if you injected some experimental poison into their children's blood stream for free.

No more free concert passes for the billionaire elites Jerry Seinfeld.

You wanna go to a movie? You stand in line and buy a ticket just like everyone else.

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PS DR. EVIL: Now we know who no.1 is. Who also was born on January 12.

Ever heard of baptism for the dead by proxy baby?

PS JOE BIDEN: You and your communist Jewish friends who hate America are all on your own now.

PS HOWARD STERN: Most of the AC-DC band members are fairly short because they are Ephraimites.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA: My new skin and bones housemate looks like Harry Dean Stanton in TWIN PEAKS and WILD AT HEART.

Don't underestimate me on this one. He is more of an exact alike, than a look alike.

NO.1 WITH A BULLET

 Today's Chinese tennis table pingpong ball was no.1.

In confirmation of David Lynch's many no.1 hit song inspirations in his daily LA weather reports.

Today, I myself am thinking about DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP by AC-DC.

Howard Stern.

You do have to wonder how much those two niggers got for shooting that white super patriot Seth Rich in the back.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: If you don't believe in Jesus Christ, then you are a neocon Republican slave to the lesbian Prespitarian priesthood antichrist.

"I am surrounded by traiters!" THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND

TWO DOWN AND ONE TO GO.

 I wonder who that one will be tomorrow?

Now that Dr. Fauci and Nancy Pelosi have died.

Remember, everything happens spiritually before it actually happens out there on THE HAPPENING.

"There is no such thing as happenstance." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS JENNIFER GARNER: Those two big earthquakes off the Rat Islands on 1.11 were about the above two rats who are now going down with the election pirates' ship.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: "I always try to stay ahead of the curve." Hugh Hefner, 1969.

THE LAST DAY OF THE 62ND WEEK IN DANIEL 9 IS WEDNESDAY.

See every Sherlock Holmes movie made by Guy Richie where everything is explained in the end.

Throw in REVENGE OF THE NERDS 2 and LEPRECHAUN 2 and you're pretty much set to go.

Time to get off the fence Steven Spielberg and Bill Gates.

Both of you two are not getting any younger these days.

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PS NBC: Tell me something I don't know already. Whereas 90% of the really old and really sick folks in BUBBA HO-TEP are dying from Covidism.

TUESDAY IS THE SECOND DAY OF THE JACKASS

 In THE DAY OF THE JACKAL, my prophetic Prince of England figure demands $500,000 to do the job. 

Which is about $5,000,000 in today's imaginary bitcoin money.

"I make that much money every time I take a crap." Elton John 

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PS COUSIN ROBBIE: In the Kingdom of God, $5,000,000 in hard currency assets is the limit.

That same amount goes for each of your seven wives too in 2 NEPHI 14, etc.

The rest is surplus funds that you can bank in your name at the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION in Edmonds, Washington, Snohomish County.

Ever heard of a little place called NORTHGATE COINS? They're definitely your kind of people.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: $5,000,000 in gold is worth about $5,000,000,000 in today's APPLE stock values; post WW III of course.

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE...

 FOX's new star looks like David Schwimmer. The proverbial Jewish fence sitter for ten years on FRIENDS.

Rhymes with John Waters.

America's poster boy for the Log Cabin Republicans from Chicago, Illinois.

My guess is that Jennifer Aniston fucked him a few times just to see, but she prefered the more manly Joey in the long run.

"They always run back to daddy." Jack Nicholson 

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PS KEN KEISLER: Susan Olson became so irate with you because you cheated on her with a nigger bitch, and not even some white trailer trash woman.

Talk about the ultimate insult, Bruce Troxel; now also living in Tacoma, Washington.

SHOUTING FIRE! IN A CROWDED THEATER

 That fire at street no.333 in Tremont [three mounds] is the result of Joe Biden's Covidism mandates that have reduced the number of fire fighters all arcross the America of DANIEL 9.

"We got there in three minutes." NYFD

BFD

See every local news report where some crazy lady stands up and starts shouting when she sees someone in a theater who is not masked.

No wonder that everything will be revealed when THE BATMAN comes out in theaters this March.

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PS AOC: Oh for Jesus sake, you're not going to die. Take one of those little white horse prophecy dewormer pills and shut the fuck up.

You do know how to swallow, don't you?

PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: If there was a vaccine for the herpes, there would be a vaccine for Corona 19 already.

Baby girl.

PS JAY INSLEE: Why do you always have to be such a shit every time that the Chinese pingpong ball is no.2?

I get it. Some people get TWIN PEAKS. Some people don't get it.

But that's no excuse to be a major asshole all the time.

Rob Rheiner.

SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE

 By the end of the 62nd week in DANIEL 9, most of today's naive millennial news reporters from NYU will be asking Joe Biden the same question.

"Most guys don't start to grow up and get serious until they reach their 40s." Uncle Bob Relf, Orem, Utah, 1989.

Who himself went back to college after selling wingtip shoes at SEARS for 20 years, right out of high school.

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PS PRINCESS PEGGY: Guess how much your folks' Dutch house in Utah County is worth now? 

Talk about a million dollar view.

PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Two nights ago in a dream, I told Prince Charles that he needs to man up and start packing a pistol on his belt.

In my dream, it was an old fashion SMITH & WESSON 357. Which of course was just a prophetic metaphor of something in that range.

Nowadays you can get almost that much firepower in a plastic GLOCK 9 that weighs half as much. 

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The plastic SIG 380 is the perfect lightweight purse gun; just so you know.

THE DAY OF THE JACKASS IS TWO DAYS FROM NOW.

 The French Inspector slaps himself on my forehead scar when he suddenly realizes that the 7th attempt to assassinate the tall Jewish hooknosed backstabber of France will happen on Liberation Day in the 1973 movie trailer for THE DAY OF THE JACKAL.

In confirmation of yesterday's official pingball no.7.

Talk about getting cut off at the 6.2 week pass in DANIEL 9 in THE BREAK UP. Which included a second ending option on the take-home DVD.

Just in case you didn't like the movie's first ending.

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PS SHERIFF FORTNEY: Are you related in any way to my first girlfriend forever Lane Fortney?

PS LARRY DAVID: Now that you are the biggest jackass on the planet next to me and my runner up Prince Charles, care to tell us what your next project might be?

PS MR GOVERNOR: When I was growing up in Seattle listening to KJR radio, there were so many false "emergency test" interruptions that after awhile it became just background noise.

THEY SHOOT HOMOS DON'T THEY

 All of those fully vaccinated liberals who drop out of the foot race with failing heart problems in THEY SHOOT HORSES DON'T THEY, was just confirmed by I/ran's new threat to destroy the back stabbing Jews in America; a.k.a. the New Jerusalem.

Talk about an inside job.

Rhymes with New York, New Mexico, New Jersey, yada yada yada.

This would include liberal neocon Republicas too, of course.

Think New Zealand meets New Caledonia.

Talk about the decadent western democracy values of a George Bush or a Liz Cheney.

Not to mention Mitt Romney.

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THE PLAIN TRUTH

 No.45's new TRUTH SOCIAL publication was inspired by THE PLAIN TRUTH maga/zine from Republican Pasadena that changed Hollywood forever back in the days.

Not to mention THE NEW AMERICAN magazine from Apple, Wisconsin; of all places.

Which was always full of very serious straight-faced gossip. Backed up by extremely unbelievable and completely accurate quotes, about Mitt Romney's Republican father being a communist or something.

Have a look at me working behind "the counter" at HASTY TASTY in THE FRONT if you don't believe the quotes.

The one where yours truly testifies before the unamerican activities JANUARY 6 committee in Congress.

Don't laugh, back then, Woody Allen was a regular reader of NATIONAL REVIEW magazine.

And I gave uncle Jim a subscription of the magazine for a Christmas present in 1968.

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PS COUSIN DAVID: That Jewish girl who died after getting her covid shot looks like an older Vivian variant at thegatewaypundit.com. 

PS JOE BIDEN: Back in Edmonds circa 2020, I dreamed that sometime after I got my 4th covid variant relief check boost, the federal government went bust.

PS RICK STEVES: You better make sure that this is what you want. Before you hand over your signed AMERICAN EXPRESS tourist checks to me at the end of MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

Because after that, it's a done deal. And there is no going back.

DOING A NO.3 ON A FRIDAY.

 Going no.3 means that it's starting to come out of both ends, while you are still going no.1.

Which is why most of the good Jewish boys who obeyed the law and got both of the two needles, and then a third boost; are beginning to wonder if somebody in the government is shitting them.

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out with a third new Covidism PSA in California.

☆☆☆

He's originally from Austria, you know. And his father was a policemen.

Oh yeah, "We want to pump you up!" SNL, back in the day.

☆☆☆

"I just want people to do what's best for them." Tom Cruise talking to Oprah.

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PS JIM CARREY: That symbolic black cable snake in your hand in CABLE MAN was for 23.

"I was just kidding man... I'll juice you up!"

YOUR NUMBER IS UP.

 Using a more accurate 7-days weekly countdown only from November 3, 2020, the first day of the 62nd week in DANIEL 9 started on January 6-7 in 2022.

No wonder the Chinese pingpong ball was no.9 yesterday.

I wonder what it will be today?

See every David Lynch movie that is wracked with various film critic conspiracy theory reviews. 

Most of them fairly positive, on the whole.

Take for example, "I thought BLUE VELVET was the best movie of the year... I just liked everything about it." Woody Allen

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NOTE: A leap year has 52 weeks and 1 day.

PS BARRY: Posting a forged birth certificate on a federal website is the same thing as dumping a thousand fake federal [voter] photo copies into a US POST OFFICE box in the middle of the night.

I come as a thief in the night, yada yada.

Just a thought, "Only cats have nine lives." Elizabeth Taylor 

WHY I GOT THE SHITS ON JANUARY 6.

 Talk about getting the shit scared out of you by Dr. Fauci, er all.

Must have been that days-old turkey salad I ate. Since no one else in the house seemed to want it.

No biggie, I lost all of it after only three visits to the throne.

Nothing like having a clean colon after a triple enema.

Which basically is the same therapeutic idea behind Bubba Ho-Tep sucking all of the shit out your ass in that shady rest home for really old and sick people who are dying from Covidism.

Ergo, the black Egyption shit eating bug god and his sidekick homosexual killer Barack Obama.

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PS BEN AFFLECK: You look like the corrupt cop who stole the corrupt FBI evidence bag in BRIDE OF CHUCKY.

PS TED CRUZ: What happened? You used to be so cool. Now you're just hanging out with all of those other Republican Party squares with haircuts.

What the fuck, "I never joke about the mormon missionaries... I don't want to live in burning hell for eternity." Robbin Williams 

COVIDISM KILLED THE COOL CATS.

 That is a blond Liz Cheney who kills the Republican cop in BRIDE OF CHUCKY, 1998.

And then she gets changed into a white trash blond doll with a plastic nose job in Niagra Falls, New York's upper Republican zone.

After the scene where the other Republican officer gets killed with a hundred covid booster nail shots.

Dare I quote, "Maybe it's time to let someone else drive around in the van." Steven Soderbergh.

Take for example this one:

"Half of the people live in trailer parks in Wyoming." Robbin Williams, dissing Dick Cheney back in the days.

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PS TODD HERMAN: This morning at 7:36 am, Jesus said that we will find out about what January 6 was all about on January 7. Whereas, some times you start the countdown on the same day. Other times, you begin counting the days starting on the morning after.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Let me guess; you're starting to wonder if Jesus Christ really is your savior; and not Dr. Fauci.

PS LIZ CHENEY: I sold the tall Jewish man in black two VITA MIX 3600s at the rodeo in Cheyenne, Wyoming.

One for his wife, and one for his other wife.

Remember, it was a pretty big deal back then if you paid $199 for just a blender.

THE DAY OF THE JACKAL

 The assassin who assassinates the tall Jewish French jackass in 2022 looks like the Prince of England who was driving an ALFA back in the day. 

And his headquarters were located down in Rome because that is where he went on his LDS mission.

Of course, they had to cheat the angle of the ending in order to put enough Jewish assholes in the prophertic [FORD] theater seats.

The one where I had to show my forged covid papers in order to cross the tourist border at RICK STEVES EUROPE.

Think King County meets Snohomish County in 2023.

Like in that scene where Nicolas Cage breaks parole when he crosses the county line, without having government permission, in WILD AT HEART.

Just because he killed some nigger who had it coming.

White Mountain pass is right north of there of course.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: I got word today that I AM is about to receive a substantial inheritance from the will of our dead rich uncle Jim Relf in Kirkland.

Didn't see that one coming.

I was thinking more like he would just leave me his used HONDA S coupe, or something along those lines.

PS AUNT JUDY: God showed me in a dream that you and Jim will return to us in the first fruits resurrection at 2bc.info 63.

PS COUSIN ROBBIE: Sorry about that; but anyone who is related to me in any way, is going to have to suffer in the flesh like I did.

"No pain, no gain." Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1981

THE PLAY WAS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE.

 One thing I learned from reading hundreds of biographies about famous Hollywood celebrities who made it big; the Broadway play was usually better than the movie screenplay adaptation.

I guess that "Less is more sometimes." Elizabeth Taylor 

Don't get me wrong now. I'm not saying that JAWS or STAR WARS were adaptations of hit off Broadway plays.

The exception always proves the rule.

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WHAT'S UP DOC?

 Your best chance of finding a big 9" carrot that looks like one of those old thick syringe needles, with a tapered pointy tip on the end, is at your local organic farmers' market.

You can Google "weird looking carrots" if you don't believe me.

VIEWER WARNING: You'll also see lots of huge orange carrots that have a big boner nob on the end of them.

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PS JUDY RELF: No one ever told me that uncle Jim died back on December 4.

Back when I was still writing all of those madcap posts about him dying with his covid mask on.

SNAKE EYES

 "I AM the king!"

All I can say right now is that you bitches at the FBI better watch this 1998 movie trailer very carefully.

You gamed me on 1.6.21, I game you exactly 365 days later in 22.

Just for the shits and giggles of course.

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THE OTHER MAN

 All will be revealed when THE BATMAN comes out at the end of the last 70 weeks scenario in DANIEL 9, circa March 22.

This according to the ending of the ANOTHER WOMAN movie trailer from 1988.

The one about all of today's married movie [STAR MAPS] wives in Hollywood who want me.

 Instead of their gay ass husbands who are still hiding out in the closet.

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PS DR. EVIL: About ten years ago, Jesus said that if you eat one carrot a day, the covid flu bug will not be as severe, nor last as long.

"What's up Doc?" Bugs Bunny 

Rhymes with funny.

FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The other woman in ANOTHER WOMAN is the mystery Babylon woman in REVELATION 17.

See every Woody Allen movie where the jerk screws the bitch.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: Cousin Robbie fell down hard and broke his Adam's rib on New Years Day in Lynnwood, Washington.

PS CHAD HARKCOM: When I came of age in the late 1960s, Stevens Pass was also the Rt.2 highway to heaven.

Some things never change.

OFF BROADWAY MUSICALS

 One way for local live theater to replenish their struggling box office is by hosting Broadway bound musicals.

Think HANNAH MONTANA meets HAIR meets THE FULL MONTY for $1000 for the cheap seats.

"Sometimes a local girl has to do what a girl has to do." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS SENATOR JEW: Doing away with the filibuster is a Jewish death trap for the Democrats in 2022.

Besides, who will need Congressional approval of anything anyway when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be holding all the cards again?

"Communism could degenerate quickly into decadent western democracy if we don't remain diligent." CHAIRMAN MAO ZEDONG.

PS JIM CARREY: Hoffman died from a severe reaction [side effect] to his last daily covid booster jab.

And no, I don't believe that your girlfriend committed suicide just because you injected her with herpes. 

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You're playing with fire if you think that you can game me.

BULLETS OVER BROADWAY IN 2022

 "No!.. Don't speak, don't speak... Silence!"

For example, read the new piece at wnd.com about what Dr. Mercola says is an "epidemic of madness".

Whereas the movie first came out during the 1260 days period of the two witnesses in REVELATION 11-13.

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PS MEL GIBSON: Today is the 10th day of Christmas.

PS KATY PERRY: I found out after midnight last night that the symbolic "Katy" who died in a car crash last month was my beloved uncle Jim.

"Has anyone seen Kitty?" Philip Seymour Hoffman in the stage production of MONTANA at THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater.

Some older former movie star like Kieth Sutherland playing that role? 

And if we can't get him, how about Ken Keisler?

THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS

 Katy Perry's PLAY is an inspired gestation of my many inspirations on how to turn around the box office fortunes of THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS in Edmonds, Washington.

Oh well, "God knows I could use the royalties of a hit play." Michael Caine in DEATH TRAP

Like the one about anyone and everyone who is involved in the film's Broadway play is a backstabbing Jew.

Much like in the prophetic 1994 movie trailer for BULLETS OVER BROADWAY, standing in for the year 2022.

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PS MAYOR RALF: It's looking like Jeff Bezos is finally starting to get into the swing of things.

Don't forget, Twin Falls, Idaho is one of the too many sister cities of Kent, Washington.

Not to mention Tacoma, Washington.

Bruce Troxell.

PLAYERS PLAY

 That is the sound alike voice of Jim Carrey behind the talking mask in Katy Perry's new art performance happening in Las Vegas.

Talk about street art.

For when the children will destroy the idols of their fathers in the last days of disco.

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PS MATTHEW MACONAUGHEY: See what happens when you don't stand up and count for anything?

Meanwhile, all you do is post vapid warm and fuzzy family photos on socialist media.

As if that is enough to destroy the 666 antichrist virus in the latter-days.

THE DESERT SONG HOTEL

 The dying baptism shot in the movie trailer for LEAVING LAS VEGAS has just been confirmed by the complete free concert play of Katy Perry at thegatewaypundit.com. 

Her parents are still Republican Baptist Christians from Santa Barbara, you know.

"The apple never falls that far from the tree." Elizabeth Taylor 

I know, hard to believe. And Miley Cyrus is still a Pentecostal from Tennessee who is on the verge of marrying a mormon polygamist who also "speaks in tongues".

Still nothing?

How about Neve Campbell is a French Canadian Catholic who comes from a long line of Orthodox Jews in Amsterdam?

Even though her maiden name is Scotish Presbyterian.

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PS KATY PERRY: Last night my 9 year-old prodigy from Mentor, Ohio said that you died a month ago in a car crash.

Of course that's not rue. So all I could think to say back to her was something like, everything happens spiritually befor it happens physically, yada yada.

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST ALONG HWY.101 IN OREGON, 1975.

 The YOUTUBE still shot for the ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST video trailer depicts Jack Nicholson holding a full 52 [weeks] card deck of Donald Trump cards in his hand, circa 2022.

The one where the Nazi nurse ratchets it up every day; insisting that everybody get their flu shots and little white prescription pills on a regular bases.

Role played by the current Governess of Oregon code named Nurse Brown.

And in the end, the silent majority beast, who hates the loud talking whore in REVELATION 17, does what he has to do to break free of today's 666 insanity.

Note that about 80% of the crazy inmates in this Hollywood movie trailer look like neurotic Jews.

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NEW YEAR'S DAY NOTES: The official number for the first day of 2022 was no.2.

As in, "I'm society's XLAX pill." Howard Stern

Rhymes with LAX.

YOUNG LARRY DAVID

 The 1995 movie trailer for LEAVING LAS VEGAS opens with a young Larry David producer sporting a short Nazi haircut at the peak of SEINFELD; masking me about what I'm going to do now? 

Because in 2020 so many guys would be leaving California and moving out to low-taxes Texas or Las Vegas with everything they own packed into their BMW.

Just like Orson Welles did back in day.

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