"The power of Christ compells you!" demands Dr Evil of Jeff Bezos' fancy office seat of power at amazon.commie, that is currently possesed by the devil in the Oval Office.
No thanks to him and his ilk in AUSTIN POWERS 2.
I know, sounds like a Todd Herman opening monologue in the first hour on 770 AM in Seattle.
Not that far out when you look back on it in your rearview mirror.
"Sitting in the Atilla the Hun chair behind the golden EIB microphone." Typical Rush Limbaugh intro; pre Florida.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JEFF BEZOS: Dude, do you actually sleep with it?
More power to ya.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: What's not to like? You get the girl and the blond blue eyed Jesus babies. And I have to fuck you two whenever you need to spice up your relationship.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Covidism is the same thing as articial insemination.
Wherein some stranger, wearing rubber gloves, sticks a needle full of some other stranger's cum into your vagina.
Basically, it's the same thing as getting an abortion in reverse gear.
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