LAKE MAJORITY, ITALY

 Those flash shots in the two HOUSE OF GUCCI trailers look like they were taken at Lago Maggiore.

For when the House would be taken back by a majority of today's white christian Italian Republicans.

Because that was the same area where they caught up with Mussolini and his girlfriend; then shot the two of them; then hanged both of them upside down at some green stamps gas station.

Shame on you George Clooney. You were raised up a good Jewish Irish Catholic.

And now look at you.

You too, Alec Baldwin.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

NEW READER NOTE: Barack Obama was also black Irish; and his white mother was a Jewish woman from Lake Washington's Mercer Island. Which is shaped like the continent of Africa; where he was born on 8.04.

PS MILEY CYRUS: I hope that the next time you're rubbing your little rubber ducky in the bathtub you think about Mr. G.

PS STEVEN FRESH: It's amazing how much the classic MAZDA 929 coup looks much like the Italian sports car in HOUSE OF GUCCI. 

PS GWYNETH PALTROW: The 'splendor in the grass' mushroom season starts next week at Clark Lake park in Kent.

You can Google 'shaggy mane recipes' if you don't believe it.