"...EXTREMELY PAINFUL AND INSULTING."

"My name is Gucci too!" HOUSE OF GUCCI

That 15 year-old natural born killer shot all of those 15 year-old kids, east of Hwy.15, in Divine confirmation of my very insulting No. I-15 posting.

The one about Charlize Theron fucking some cartoonish man child NBA basketball man in the backseat of a limo in BEING THERE.

Oh yeah baby, in the latter-days, everything will be revealed.

"Time to put the cards on the table." CASINO

Think NURSE BETTY meets THE FULL MONTY.

"I know what you're doing." LOST HIGHWAY 

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: It doesn't matter if you have tested positive for the African herpes virus variant or not.

You're an OSCAR winning actress for God's sake. Play along with it for now; maybe you do, maybe you don't. 

"Always keep them interested and guessing." Elizabeth Taylor 

Even bad publicity is better than no publicity.

DOING THE RIGHT WING THING

Do you really think that some flu bug with a 99.8 % survival rate from Africa is our biggest problem right now?

How about the rightious biblical concept of black slavery becoming restored again in the white KINGDOM OF GOD? Like in the post 1980s movie trailer prophecy for DO THE RIGHT THING at 2bc.info.

And you think that THE BOOK OF MORMON was dictated to Joseph Smith by the devil.

"You ain't seen nothin' yet." NATURAL BORN KILLERS

CUT BACK TO: 

"I'm afraid that we have awaken a giant." Sam Huston, Huntsville, Texas.

Mitt Romney.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: You will probably not be able to start comprehending the full meaning of the FARGO prophecy until the winter season starts this December.

THE CORONA 19 VIRUS

 Charlize Theron contracted the herpes virus after she fucked some NBA basketball star nigger in the backseat of a limo in BEING THERE.

Which is why she has not hooked up with any white guy in the past five years or so.

In Divine confirmation of the latest COVIDISM fad coming from OUT OF AFRICA.

So now the only hope that she has to save her life, and her Hollywood acting career, is to hook up with the man upstairs in INLAND EMPIRE.

Scarlett Johansson.

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PS AMBER HEARD: Say what you think about Miley Cyrus. At least she doesn't have herpes.

ARE YOU FUCKING ME?

Oh well. "You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 

See every Hollywood movie where the aging A-list movie star actress tries to get her life and career back by fucking the older male movie star; who's still got it in spades.

They didn't call him 'The King of Hollywood' for nothing back in 1951.

"I never understood why Lauren Bacall married Humphrey Bogart until I saw them together in TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT some years later." Truman Capote.

"Manhattan was once a town where you could see old movies in theaters." Woody Allen

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHTY: "Always give a man a backdoor out." is my motto.

THE MCDONALDS BIG MAC PROPHECY

 "Have it your way." BURGER KING

This one was about no.45 having two terms in office.

Because the two golden arches burger has two patties that are interupted by a middle toast concept.

I shit you not. 

Check out the WHAT A BURGER scene in PULP FICTION.

"I need the element of surprise." Says Samuel L. Jackson, right before he puts the junkie in his trunk in PULP FICTION.

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THE SECOND TEMPLE ADMINISTRATION

 Mark Levin's two part interview of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP marked off the Hanukkah prophecy about no.45's second term in office.

After the Greek king in REVELATION 9 is kicked out of Israel for good in 2022.

As just confirmed by Matthew McConaughey deciding that being the mild mannerd monogamous Governor of Texas would be... BORING!

And then explaining on TWITTER that he would rather be donating his money "for now" to such local projects as THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS; maybe even partnering up with RICK STEVES' EUROPE on a few indie film productions.

Not to mention being a major sponsor of THE EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL.

"My husband is not very romantic." Mrs. Matthew David McConaughey.

That was then, this is now.

"Ride' em cowboy!" Jack Nicholson 

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PS DR. EVIL: Every good screenplay has what they call a "character ark". Maybe you already know that; but it still seems that you are always going in the same linear direction; with no end in sight.

Jennifer Aniston.

"Too much, too soon." BLACK BALL

COVIDISM UPDATE: "They keep moving the goal posts." Rush Limbaugh

Former NFL host on ESPN who got let go after about three games.

HOCUS POCUS

 Dr. Evil's personal doctor [read Dr. Fauci] is now saying that you will need to get poked by some Dr. Feelgood needle for the rest of your life.

And you'll like it.

I'll never forget when I got my mandatory return missionary medical in 1973. 

And the smiling doctor in Orem, Utah seemed to enjoy it too much when he poked his gloved finger up my butt and wiggled it around too much.

Not wonder I haven't seen a doctor since then.

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PS CAREY MULIGAN: I'm not trying to rip off your brand name or anything.

 But they do have an offer that you can't defuse at THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater up in Edmonds, Washington.

Rumor has it, Jeff Bezos has come to their rescue with another $100,000,000 injection into their local theater arts budget.

Guys will do anything to get laid of course

But there's always a price to pay, of course, of course.

Like $1000 apiece for the cheaper seats in the back row? 

"You get what you pay for in this life." Orson Welles 

AMAZON PRIME TIME

 That 7.5 earthquake happened up in the highlands of the Amazon River as Providential publicity about tonight's interview of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP on Mark Levin.

The one about Trump getting those 75 million votes that won him all 5 of the swing states in 2020.

And even Dr. Evil's Washington, DC newspaper can't stop him next time.

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PS LARRY DAVID: That is a doodled copy of the 2BC on the table in the IRRATIONAL MAN movie trailer.

PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: You live in North London for a North Seattle, King County reason. Take for example North England, which is about half Scandinavian Vi/king.

Eric Jaderholm.

PS NICOLAS CAGE: Last night I dreamed that Mat Damon just got a divorce from his same sex marriage to the Sodom and Egypt queen in REVELATION 11.

I'M THE IRRATIONAL MAN?

 "This is the meaningful act that I was searching for!" Says yours truly hooking up with Emma Stone at HASTY TASTY in Seattle's University District in 2015.

No wonder Todd Herman' s indie film radio podcast show debuts on Woody Allen's birthday next week.

The above mighty line being a born again idea for a fantasy romance movie.

Thankfully, today's police detectives have become so demoralized and defunded, that they would probably just rule that the movie's elevator crime scene finale was an accident.

It's almost impossible to know if a week-old dead body has any bruises on it, or what.

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PS LARRY DAVID: Last night I dreamed that you were peddling as fast as you could on Pee-Wee Herman's German brand SCHWINN bicycle. But then you lost your brakes and went out of control and crashed into a wooden fence up in Lynwood, Washington.

WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP?

 According to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, all of the copy-cat Jews in the Jewish media always step in the same direction.

And then they all fall down at the same time and play dead in Madison, Wisconsin in 2022.

In confirmation of Joe Biden spending this Turkey Day at some hunting lodge estate for rich weirdos.

No wonder Judah is going to accept Jesus Christ as their savior at the same time.

"Never be the first, and never be the last." Benjamin Franklin 

OR:

"Last one in is a rotten egg!" EATING RAOUL 

AND: 

"Too often, great minds like to think alike." William F Buckley Jr, GOD AND MAN AT YALE, 1951

Think IRRATIONAL MAN meets STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER.

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FITS LIKE A GLOVE

 The reason O.J.'s black leather glove didn't fit his hand is because it got wet and shrank after if dried out.

Not a lot of niggers can wear GUCCI leather and get away with it; too much junk in the trunk for one thing.

No wonder the Jews are going to get fucked in the ass in 2022.

Michael Medved.

If it fits, you must convict.

That said, "Black guys' palms feel like soft leather." Tom Brady

Which is why today's wide receivers all wear tight leather white gloves that are easier to spot down field.

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WHO ARE YOU?

 "Who are you today, baby?" AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME 

Talk about getting screwed by the little pricks at the WHO in 2022.

Heard any good penis jokes lately about the small size of Asian dicks?

Back when I was growing up in Seattle, a lot of white guys liked the smaller Japanese made rubbers because they fit so tight.

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PS ST LOUIS: Heard any good Jewish doctor jokes lately?

Here's one, "Some of the biggest dicks in the world are just little pricks." 

Talk about Ephraim's penis envy complex in ISAIAH 11.

See every Jewish Hollywood si-fi movie ever made where the rocket looks like a big 9" boner.

REVELATION 9 NOTES: The NU mutation of Covidism is a physical transfiguration promotion for NUSKIN; based in Provo, Utah.

Think FLETCH meets FOOTLOOSE.

I AM THE HEAVILY MUTATED ONE IN 3 NEPHI 21.

 "Heavy baby." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY

The one that rips off DR. WHO at today's secret science WHO organisation who is trying to take over the world.

Listen to every secret combination of podcasts at thetoddhermanshow.com that expose who the WHO really is; starting next week on Woody Allen's 86th birthday.

Also see every Hollywood horror movie ever made where the bad guy is a heavily mutated monster; who just wants to be understood and accepted by sensitive society.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: "Horses don't take holidays." SKINNY LEGS AND ALL

On a personal note; before you walk down that aisle in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW; you better make sure that you only want to have one special girlfriend in your life for the rest of eternity.

MGM

 The niggers started looting high end designer shops for a billion dollars in free publicity for HOUSE OF GUCCI.

Meanwhile, Dr Evil was also moved upon by the spirit to donate $100,000,000 in free publicity to the abomination of desolation's crooked TOWER OF BABYLON outside Chicago.

"Your friends will try to be like you." Says my patriarchal blessing, given to me by brother Horn in 1964.

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PS NBC: The covid flu is a paper money tiger.

See every Hollywood movie ever made where things are not what they seemed to be in the third act.

AMERICA'S BACK IN THE USSR

 "Oh come on..."

In this particular 1960s video, the BEATTLES are thrilled about Georgia stealing the election for Joe Biden er all back in 2020.

In Divine confirmation of the fact that you can't even get on a commercial airplane these days if you have not been shot up.

"I find it rather strange, that apparently none of the Beatles are heroin addicts." Truman Capote 

OR: 

"Virtually all of the billionaires in today's Russia are Jewish [read aithiests]." THE NEW AMERICAN

Larry David.

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PS DR. EVIL: The reason why WHOLE FOODS went down hill so fast, after you bought it out, is because you yourself is not a foodie. 

Stick with what you're good at, is one of the basic principles in THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON.

"You're out of your element!" THE OTHER BIG LEBOWSKI 

PS CBS: Today's hospitals in Michigan are overwhelmed by the foolish five virgins who agreed to receive the 666 mark of the beast. 

Let me guess, most of them are as white as rice.

IF YOUUUU CAN BELIEVE IT!

 I can believe that Kyle Rittenhouse really is a BLM supporter; after his long drawn out trial proved beyond a doubt that he is not a liar.

And I say this as a hired gun for Christ who knows that those three white trash dudes down in Georgia did the right thing when they gut-shot that nigger.

"Praise God and pass the ammo." Bruce Willis

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PS LARRY DAVID: How about spicing things up on CURB with some kind of a reality murder mystery gossip theme? I'm sensing that today's younger Jewish critics are starting to get tired of your old cranky Jew from Brooklyn routine.

PS MISS CARDIN: THE SHINING's room number 237 in the [winter time] TRUMP hotel resort scene stands for the two sticks of Judah and Ephraim in EZEKIEL 37. 

No wonder the sexy young woman in that room looked much like you did back in 1974. But then she suddenly deteriorated into an old rotten hag in her late 60s by the year 2022.

"Life is a bitch, and then you die." Jack Nicholson 

IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE WHITE TRASH

 Ever been to a Lady Gaga concert?

Who needs niggers with white friends like these?

99.8 % of whom vote for the Red Chinese party line every time.

"Level red alert!" DOCTOR NO

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PS TARANTINO: That Fingers Lakes map tattoo on the back of Hunter Biden is about the five fingers of death punch in KILL BILL 3.

Think REAR WINDOW meets PSYCHO.

"Having sex with Keanu Reeves was just too much of a Zen master experience for me." Sandra Bullock.

HOWARD STERN ALERT!

 Joe Biden got so freaked out by my PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE posting that he immediately declared that anyone crossing state lines must get the DANIEL 9 needle by January 22, 2022.

Talk about the most obviously transparent presidency in his/story.

Kind of like the Red Chinese disappearing their tennis star right as my "tennis anyone?" posting rolled out about Taylor Swift's new RED video about the ten virgins wedding prophecy.

So now what?

"What are we going to do about Howard Stern?.. HA HA..." Hillary Clinton, 1996.

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CHINA FLU UPDATE: Check out Dr. Zelenko's new site at www.zstacklife.com/gateway

"If you have an issue, here's a tissue." AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: My protege from Mentor, Ohio just got herself a new underground bunker bomb shelter bedroom, complete with no windows and concrete walls; much like the one in GREASE 2.

Including lots of built-in shelves for emergency canned food and water supplies.

In confirmation of that guy whose face looks like an older and more trim and more sophisticated and more styling multimillionaire Kyle Rittenhouse in MY DATE WITH DREW.

SUNDANCE 2022

 "The film festival looks more like a tourist trap these days." Robert Redford 

Proof of two 666 injections required to even get into it this year?

Don't really want to know; I don't travel in those circles anymore.

Take for example, "I no longer fly commercial." Todd Herman.

And I don't even know what big budget art film is supposed to debut at it this winter in Salt Lake City, Utah.

I suppose I could Google it and find out.

But, "I don't care!" Pee Wee Herman quoting Adolf Hitler.

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THE CHICAGO BLUES

 Dr. Evil just announced his $100,000,000 donation to the abomination of desolation foundation based at Obama's crooked TOWER OF PISA presidential library.

"Big wow..." Ornella Fresh in the 1997 STAR MAPS movie trailer.

No shit, the real life name of the young red horse prophecy stud in the movie is Douglas Spain.

See every video at pornhub.com where the guy has a big ugly crooked penis erection.

Whatever "Kyle Rittenhouse looks Hispanic." Whoopie Goldberg.

Read black Irish.

BFD, Jimmy Kimmel looks like an Arab terrorist who hates white people; especially the Jewish ones.

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MY NAME IS GUCCI TOO...

 If it wasn't for the nigger rich blacks lawfully buying up everything at GUCCI, with their legitimate MC credit cards during the holidays for the past five decades, there wouldn't even be a HOUSE OF GUCCI brand name anymore.

And I'm not talking about a few gangs of BLM mobs, here and there, sacking and pillaging the white people's shit once in awhile.

Just to make the point that LBJ's decision to finally abolish negro credit slavery was the wrong way to go back in 1964.

Talk about supply chain problems. 

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PS JOE BIDEN: "Why don't you just lie down and play dead?.. You don't even have a name tag." AP: 3.

THE BBC

"On the BBC... yeah!" MING TEA in AUSTIN POWERS 1-3

That white BBC reporter Kate Mitchell was last seen at a fancy TRUMP type hotel before she was found dead in Ethiopia, Africa.

Meanwhile, the Holy Spirit fell upon Kyle Rittenhouse so hard that he started shaking like a REVELATION 16 earthquake happening.

Then the Santa Anna winds began to blow in from the east in California.

Read every low budget indie film vampire screenplay that has ever been submitted to Miley Cyrus' acting agent.

"Maybe they're not really like us afterall." Said the white lady on the radio to the late Rush Limbaugh during some recent BLM riot.

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CURB NOTES: Sunday's 11: 5 HBO episode was the best. In a kind of dark web internet conspiracy theory way.

Lots of lines and posings that don't make any sense at all to the uninitiated for a rational reason.

No wonder that so many protestant white folks still believe that the world is being run by a secret combination of mormon Masonites.

So what, do you white christian guys really want the planet to be taken over and run by a gang of apes?

GET OFF OF MY CLOUD.

 "For when a man boasts in his own strength, and gives not the glory unto whose right it is, behold that man is in danger." 2BC 91:20

"My middle name is Danger." Austin Powers

Whereas, Joe Biden supposed that he could jump on the cloud of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP and fly it over the moon back in 2020.

"The Jews are thieves!" Adolf Hitler quoting Dante.

"Rip off!" AP 2

As just confirmed by those niggers making "a spoil" in EZEKIEL 38 at the Jewish owned and operated NORDSTROMS in polite society's Walnut Creek, California.

Talk about the land of the friuts and nuts in HOUSE OF GUCCI.

"It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out." AP 2

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THE DIVINE COMEDY

 Check out the hook nose and dangling covid mask on Dante Alighieri at his Wikipedia page.

In Divine confirmation of the nude statue of David being his city state's main attraction.

Since the city was founded by Jewish BRANCH DAVIDIAN merchants and traders back in the day.

And there was a lot of commerce flowing back and forth between her royal sister city Venezia.

Don't laugh, most Jews still don't even know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish.

And half of them still cling to the belief that climate change is caused by sports cars.

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: I had a vision that the upcoming federalist government in DC is going to allow the state governors to cut off their over-the-top ties with the abomination of desolation crowd in DANIEL 9.

Think THE BAD NEWS BEARS back in 1976; followed up by two sequels.

"The Jews can never leave a good thing alone!" Jesus Christ quoting Adolf Hitler, 5:57 am, PST, today.

LAKE MAJORITY, ITALY

 Those flash shots in the two HOUSE OF GUCCI trailers look like they were taken at Lago Maggiore.

For when the House would be taken back by a majority of today's white christian Italian Republicans.

Because that was the same area where they caught up with Mussolini and his girlfriend; then shot the two of them; then hanged both of them upside down at some green stamps gas station.

Shame on you George Clooney. You were raised up a good Jewish Irish Catholic.

And now look at you.

You too, Alec Baldwin.

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NEW READER NOTE: Barack Obama was also black Irish; and his white mother was a Jewish woman from Lake Washington's Mercer Island. Which is shaped like the continent of Africa; where he was born on 8.04.

PS MILEY CYRUS: I hope that the next time you're rubbing your little rubber ducky in the bathtub you think about Mr. G.

PS STEVEN FRESH: It's amazing how much the classic MAZDA 929 coup looks much like the Italian sports car in HOUSE OF GUCCI. 

PS GWYNETH PALTROW: The 'splendor in the grass' mushroom season starts next week at Clark Lake park in Kent.

You can Google 'shaggy mane recipes' if you don't believe it.

THIS IS NOT A WOMAN'S GAME

 "I'm sick of the niggers." Howard Stern, back in the day.

Therefore, today's original GUCCI movie theater trailer opens with a flash shot of George Clooney sitting at a cafe table for a homage to ROMA meets CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND.

Which was pretty shocking stuff back during the 1260 days in REVELATION 11.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Along came a spider and sat down beside her.

PS KIT WINN: You had to wear thick black rim glasses when you were a kid; because later in life your mother would suffer from bad vision issues.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: You better start thinking about how you can keep your precious adopted daughter from being raped and lynched. Rather than fantasizing about her becoming the next President Kamala Harris no.47.

MONEY, FAMILY, POWER, SEX, BETRAYAL, AMBITION, LOYALTY, SCANDAL, MURDER

 "GUCCI needs new blood." Goes the first trailer about the physical transfiguration for HOUSE OF GUCCI.

Rhymes with House of Israel.

Which ran in theaters before the #2 trailer ran that features Bruce Troxell in the "Don't miss." mighty line shot; spoken by Ornella Fresh.

Hope I didn't leave anybody out.

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PS RICK STEVES: Most Italian surnames that end with the letter 'I' like Gucci or Fellini, originate from the Jewish geneology regions of Tuscany.

Think FERRARI meets LAMBORGHINI meets MASERATTI.

HOUSE OF GUCCI, OFFICIAL TRAILER #2

 "Gucci is a rare animal, it must be protected." 

Think Lake Tahoe meets Lake Como meets Lake Washington in King County.

Not to mention King Lake, located up in the highlands of eastern King County.

Talk about getting down up in funky town.

Lots of ham actors in this one.

Only in theaters this Thanksgiving.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: That is your son Damion in the JUMPIN' JACK FLASH video at VEVO.

PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHTY: Believe it or not, GUCCI even has a line of stylish midnight cowboy hats; priced north of $500 bucks of course.

NBC KING 5 Seattle.

I'M JUMPIN' JACK FLASH

 Skinny arms and all... what a gas gas gas.

Talk about putting the peddle to the metal in 1968.

Take for example, last night I had a flash vision of a daisy flower.

Then up in Covington in the morning, a yellow JEEP with a daisy flower spare wheel cover drove by me at the STARBUCKS bus stop; bearing '...322' plates on back.

"I can do this all day long if you're up to it." Jesus Christ quoting Vince Vaughn at 12:18 am, PST, today.

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PS MISS MONTANA: This one's for you baby. I know how much you like getting jumped and covering classic rock tunes.

Me too.

PS KIT WINN: This year's amazing wild mushrooms explosion up in the Douglas fir highlands of TWIN PEAKS represents the upcoming atomic bomb mushroom cloud happening.

Rhymes with Ken McLeod.

CUT OFF AT THE PASS IN DANIEL 9

 NBC SPORTS just got cut from the media roster by a white christian Judge who has had it to here with the Jews playing their little games.

Remember, Wisconsin is like 99.8% German.

No wonder God gave His priesthood keys to the valiant Ephraim, and not to the more flaky and untrustworthy Jewish writers at USA TODAY.

Much like Howard Stern speaking out of both sides of his mouth on his satellite 666 radio show in REVELATION 13.

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PS RICK STEVES EUROPE: If you're still looking for new and exotic places to go in Europe; how about a video series based on BYU's foreign student exchange program in Florence?

Believe me you, it's a lot more sexy than it sounds; in a horny coed virgins kind of way.

Lots of pillow fights in the girls' hotel rooms; that kind of thing.

"Think STEALING BEAUTY meets LAST TANGO IN SUN VALLEY, IDAHO." Jesus Christ, 12:37 pm, PST, today.

MAD MAX 5

 A woman's car was crushed by a symbolic MAD MAX trucker on I-5 Tuesday in Washington State.

But she miraculously survived it for a message from God that Covidism has a 99.8% survival rate.

Even though it's almost impossible to believe.

Just like the MAGA truckers are going to crush Michael Medved er all in the upcoming 2022 election.

Remember, the cutting edge of the French Revolution guillotine blade in Nevada comes down hard along the California border line; and not along the I-15 Utah and Arizona line.

Charlize Theron.

That said, Joe Biden's mission in life is to destroy the USA TODAY media status quo and build it back better with the new US CONSTITUTION.

That was revealed to the Joseph Smith polygamist figure in MAD MAX 4: ROAD WARRIOR.

Alec Baldwin.

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WORD UP IN THE HOUSE

 "The best serial killers in the world are from Seattle." Jesus Christ, 8:29 am, PST, today.

"I'd love to do a project in Seattle." Neil Simone, 1985, born on the 4th of July.

"Seattle is the [green] pesto sauce of cities" SEINFELD 

Rhymes with pest.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Hollywood says that they are working on another two angry white dudes MAD MAX road warrior movies.

BLM NOTES: You have 1000 niggers waiting to go? What a joke. Dan Bongino and his millions are going to squash you mother fuckers like a big shiny black ant.

And I quote, "I suppose I'm a Republican..." Howard Stern, 2020

MAD MAX 4: FURY ROAD

 No wonder Kent's Green River killer misogynist was in the trucking industry. Nobody hates the "green" whores more than truckers.

Kind of makes sense out of Tacoma's Ted Bundy frat boy in ANIMAL HOUSE.

Whereas in the above video, we see Dr. Hannibal in his hockey mask going after Dr. Fauci and his lawless gang of FBI lesbians in covid masks.

May the best man win.

Talk about a movie prophecy suffering in development hell for 30 years until the time is right for it's public release.

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PS NAOMI WATTS: Of all places, there is an unknown artist in Indonesia that you might want to get behind of and start promoting.

Nothing better than getting in on the ground floor. Then going public and making a killing in stocks.

Like TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN's Virgin Stockwell character does in 1968, released in 1969.

YOU LOOK LIKE JENNIFER ANISTON BITCH!

 Come on already Liz Chenney, not only do you look like her, but you think and act like her, for an irrational reason.

Crazy in the head, great in bed, yada yada.

The nice thing about Jenny being; you can shag her rotten, and still be friends the next afternoon over a plate of clams linguini.

Doesn't hurt either that the boutigue sherry on the table is north of $100 a bottle.

I know, "Guys will say or do anything to get laid." Howard Stern

That said, "It's not bragging if it's true." Rush Limbaugh

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Destiny is calling on line one. Do you want me to put her on hold?

PS TODD HERMAN: If you are not fucking two hot underaged wives at a time; you have not humbled yourself and repented of all your sins yet.

Bud Harkcom.

TENNESSEE IS A RED STATE FOR A REASON

 "Tennis anyone?" THE GREAT GATSBY 

Taylor Swift's new ten virgins wedding do over debut marks the five months of hurt in REVELATION 9.

Which leads up to the middle finger of April, after the 70 weeks of deep cuts ends in DANIEL 9.

They always run back and forth to daddy don't they.

"Ouch baby!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATION MAN OF MYSTERY 

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PS NEVE CAMPBELL: I will never let you go.

TODAY'S NUMBER IS THE CRAZY 8 BALL.

 "Computers aren't real." Timothy Leary, 1991

Rhymes with leery.

Monday's Chinese made ping pong ball no.8 was God's joke about China Joe looking into his plastic computer screen and talking to Mr. X.

See every 007 movie ever made that has a secret Chinatown angle.

My favorite being the one about the relection of no.45 in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

Chinese, Japanese, they all look the same to me.

No wonder "China Joe" got his nickname by trading secrets with the Chinese on Hunter's computer; that was left at some build-back-better repair shop in Delaware.

Rhymes with be aware.

Ten percent for Mr. Big of course, yada yada.

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PS COUSIN ROB: Cancel that; I've decided to buy Gary's 1984 BMW 5 after his wife dies from her stage 4 cancer case next year.

Anything to make me feel young again.

"All Greg ever cared about was his Italian sports car." Laurence Pierson, 1980.

No wonder she also mentioned, off hand, that I was the best in bed.

YOUNG LARRY MEETS YOUNG WOODY

 Those three bright UFO lights in England's dairy country confirmed the mystery cow concept in CURB 11:4, circa 2021.

Ergo, God gave Elizabeth Hurley her amazing big tits in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY for a prophetic reason.

Think KILL CRIUSE, the indie film low budget movie trailer.

Union scale with benefits of course.

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PS MEL GIBSON: Next year's THE BATMAN is basically an art film rip off homage of MAD MAX 3. But with tons more money to burn.

PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Daddy has to spank you because you don't listen.

DEATH TO THE JEWS!!

 Heard any good Polish jokes lately?

How about the dictator of Austria is a Jew?

Get It? Hitler came from Austria, and was a wanna be painter too, just like Hunter Biden.

See every Woody Allen movie where the artist turns out to be a faker with fascistic tendencies.

I'm thinking THE THIRD MAN meets CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets INLAND EMPIRE.

"If you wanna get screwed, go to Hollywood." Jack Nicholson.

Get It? Rhymes with Jewed, ha ha ha...

I wonder what tomorrow's number will be.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I know you have your doubts. But one thing that I can tell you for sure is Reese Witherspoon is not Jewish.

Of course you already know this. But I'm just putting it out there for the people who don't know that you APPLE series is a Judah Vs. Ephraim thing.

PS TODD HERMAN: The dictator of Austria looks like KIRO's morning show Jew David Ross for a reason. Born on 4.10 in 52, yada yada.

BUY GOLD NOW

 Just saying...

I don't claim to be some investment guru on a weekend morning radio show.

But I can tell you this.

That for the past three decades, these prepaid-for infomercial shows have been recommending American owned Australian gold companies.

 So after a while, you begin to wonder. 

Are they basically doing something right, if they can stay in business and prosper for that long?

"The Jews never go away!" Adolf Hitler

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PS LARRY DAVID: Can't wait to see those two HBO bonus episodes in season 11.

I've always wondered, why only 10 episodes?

Am I missing something here?

PS DR EVIL: I know that you see yourself as some cutting edge dude who pushes the envelope.

So why not get ahead of the brainwashed heard and admit that Covidism is not based on science?

Guys like you, and their plastic tit girlfriends, are a dime a dozen in Kent, Washington.

Just because you love technology, it don't mean that it will love you back.

Bill Gates.

PS HUNTER BIDEN: More Andy Warhol, less Jennifer Aniston.

GOING NO.2 ON THE SIDEWALKS OF SAN FRANCISCO

 "Your stock is rising number two." Dr. Evil in AP: 2

Today's number was 2 in confirmation of that second rare sized 5.3 quake down under: registering in at 05:05:53 London time, at 10.00 km under the ground.

Tennessee being a latter-day saints ten virgins landmark back in the 50 states.

For example, MAD MAX 2 is about the second woe in REVELATION 9. And MAD MAX 3 is about the chapter's third woe.

"I can feel it!.. The dice are rolling!" MM 3

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Your earth shaking hand salute in Friday's weather report was a nice "weekend projects" touch.

I wonder what tomorrow's number will be?

PS JOHN KERRY: In the near future, the hourly tax free worker's wage will be $1. 

PS THE TIMES OF ISRAEL: Time to wise up boys and girls. In the BM it says that the wicked will punish the wicked again in WORLD WAR 3.

Read a web site for Christ's sake.

PS EL WOOD: Those 70 mormon missionaries who were robbed of their iphones and pocket cash down in Mel Gibson's Mexico was about the 70 weeks in DANIEL 9.

Since the LDS temple in SLC, Utah is surrounded by a very high wall and strong iron gates.

AMERICA IS MAXXED OUT TO HER LIMITS.

 The cops stopped Mel Gibson doing 90 in a 55 limit zone for a ten virgins prophecy about Malibu, California.

Remember, this was back in the days when he was still a big fan of Michael Moore.

And yours truly was still a huge Howard Stern fan.

Oh well.

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: Mel Gibson was only half right of course; the Jews didn't start every war in history; just all of the back-stabbing civil wars in the western world.

"Always follow the money." Rush Limbaugh, Sacramento, California, 1988.

CORRECTION: Michael informed me at 7:15 am today that my latest NATIONAL REVIEW quote was from 1968, not 1967.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Hope you had a wonderful split moon pie Friday. I know I did.

Half a loaf is better than no loaf, yada yada.

PS ROB: I will be buying a used Japanese car with under 100k on the motor next year; any suggestions?

PS JOHN KERRY: By the year 2030, gas will be down to around $.29 a gallon; and you won't need to have an illegal alien driver's license to drive a car or even vote.

Not to mention carry a gun.

"Getting so much better all the time." SGT. PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND, 1967 

HOOK, LINE AND SINKER

Gary's old salmon fishing boat parked nextdoor to me on Woodland Way in Kent, Washington, since 2006, is for George McLeod's frozen herring SURE STRIKE bait brand prophecy.

Miraculously, he kept the color-coded bait in stock at your local independently owned shops until into his 90s.

Of course, he was one of those rare tall Jewish aithiests with street smarts who always voted Republican; and cursed like a sailer.

Like Ted Cruz from south Texas in BLOOD SIMPLE, but without the language.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANNSON: Just like there is no vaccine for the herpes virus, there is no vaccine for the covid flu virus. Anybody who tells you otherwise is just trying to get into your pants.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Thank God you escaped to Tennessee before the feel-good fascists had taken over Australia for the next five months.

Which is around the same time that it takes to write, produce and direct a Hollywood video movie these days.

MAD MAX 3

 Talk about supply chain problems.

As just confirmed by those crazy desert rats who just took over the American embassy somewhere out in the desert in LAURENCE OF ARABIA meets THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT in Australia.

"Feelings are everything these days." William F Buckley Jr 1967, NATIONAL REVIEW

"Here is where it shall be decided."  MAD MAX 2

"I felt like dying." Mr Ballard on the Todd Herman show talking about his second woe shot in REVELATION 9.

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PS BUD HARKCOM: I don't see any end to the world's insatiable diet for Idaho potatoes in the next 50 years.

Ergo, one of the only little thin books that is recommend by God at 2bc.info is THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON.

"It takes money to make money." Jesus Christ, 1:17 pm, PST, today.

MAD MAX 2022

 "This is a land that prays for a hero."

MAD MAX 2 is about when Joe Biden has caused such a drought of gasoline in America; that even the white Christian Republicans in polite society start to forget their manners.

Desperate dudes do desparate things in this 1981 climate change movie trailer.

"You want to get out of here, you talk to me." MAD MAX 2

"Talk to me." MULHOLLAND DRIVE

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PS TODD HERMAN: The Greek name of the king of Covidism in REVELATION 9:11 rhymes with Apollo, the ancient god of medicine.

PS AUNT JUDY: Don't freeze me out. I have a right to know how my beloved uncle Jim is doing these days.

POST COVID NOTICE: Don't worry if they strapped you down and forced you to get their rainbow of 666 injections in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. 

You will be OK again once we drain all of that toxic blood out of your body when you get baptised again for the dead.

Otherwise, your ass is grass.

MISS AMERICA

 "She once was a true love of mine."

Talk about fifty ways to leave your lover in 2024.

Goes THE GRADUATE movie trailer prophecy that took place in the same location where the plastic fantastic APPLE computer revolution happened.

For whatever it's worth, I did max out my free plastic money MASTER CARD at the fancy Nancy ST. FRANCIS HOTEL restaurant in San Francisco in 1986.

Which some city bank had prematurely sent to me right before I was supposed to graduate with honors from BYU.

"Life is cheap to these people." Yours truly just reading my lines in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

Or for example, "Richard Burton was never cheap with me." Elizabeth Taylor

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COLLEGE CLASS CLIFF NOTES: Those multiple liquid injections given to Rocky in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW represent today's multiple booster squirts that create the monster who kills the Jewish doctor of science in REVELATION 17.

THE GRADUATE

"Hello darkness, my old friend."

 The Governor of California got those two new plastic-fantastic booster shots of Judah and Ephraim in the 1960s Berkley area.

And then he became sick as a dog for ten days.

But he lied about it afterwards; just like the high society parents do in the above iconic prophecy about the whore of Babylon trying to seduce him in 2021.

Think RUMOR HAS IT meets ROCK STAR.

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GREGORY RELF'S EUROPE NOTES: I can get Miley Cyrus in CURB's season 12 series rip off of SON OF LEBOWSKI in Edmonds, Washington.

Sexy people do sexy things.

Charlize Theron as the step mother who is starting to get concerned about her fucking an older billionaire on his vintage sailboat?

Sienna Miller as her real teenage mother who once gave her up for adoption? And now she wants to have her back at some DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS stage comedy? 

See every network tv soap opera episode co-starring Jennifer Aniston's real daddy.

HOWARD STERN IS BACK!

 "I'll be right back." Jesus Christ at 9:34 am Kent, Washington PST, today.

As just confirmed by the news that Stern says he's the only antichrist candidate in America who can beat America's antichrist bogeyman PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024.

Could be, he does support receiving that mark of the beast if you want to stay in business in New York or California.

Fucking amateur on the satellite radio from outerspace.

But you'll first have to get past me if you even want to be on the email ballet.

Take for example Todd Herman's current shock jock morning radio show out of Seattle.

Which is a million times more shocking and disturbing than anything you have ever done in your entire jewvenile delinquent career.

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CONSPIRACY THEORY 2001

 "The main problem remains, namely, to kick the Jew out of Germany."

Read Texas.

Because the 3.19, 2001 HBO movie trailer plot for CONSPIRACY opens in the 1290 days winter season of the abomination of desolation in MARK 13; starring Kenneth Branagh.

Who looks like my own long lost friend Ken Keisler in BLUE JASMINE.

Then came 9.11.01.

"You freeze me out, I freeze you out." Jesus Christ

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHTY: Anytime that anyone is lying about anything, they are involved in some kind of a conspiracy.

Take for example the false use of the words "vacine" and "immunity".

No wonder that every student in class has to stand up, and raise their right hand to the square, and swear to God, that they will only tell the truth, and teach the truth; before school can start at THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS.

Not that extremist when you look back on it.

PS BUD HARK.COM: No worries mate. After my sister Diana divorces your dub ass, and takes half of your shit; you will move up to Twin Falls, Idaho and start making more money every year than you ever made in your entire life.

Hello Chad Harkcom; VP in charge of logistics and marketing?

SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!

 That witch's broom sighting by the AMAZON driver on Halloween was a sign from God about COP26 starting on October 31, and ending with a 13th travel date day.

In confirmation of the church of the devil Pope giving his blessing to the blasphemous climate change [LDS] conference in REVELATION 16:9 meets 1 NEPHI 14.

Don't get me wrong, the elders do talk about "The great and abominable church of the whore..." from time to time."

They just never name names. Because that would cut too close to the bone.

Mitt Romney.

"I like bananas, because bananas don't have bones." MONTANA

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PS DR. EVIL: Jesus is never going to forgive you and your ilk until you pay him enough money, cash on the barrel.

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a buck for a buck.

Like He says at 2bc.info, one cannot be baptised into his church until he has shown forth enough friuts.

"You get what you pay for." THE MARX BROTHERS

"Some guys are fast, some guys are slow." Elizabeth Taylor

"Good things take time." Martha Stewart 

PS DAVID LYNCH: I don't know about you, but I have been experiencing a tidal wave of new CAR 54 signs in the past week. 

At first, I just shrugged it off as business as usual. But then I started to realize the other day that something new is happening.

Call it a change in the weather, whatever.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

 "The power of Christ compells you!" demands Dr Evil of Jeff Bezos' fancy office seat of power at amazon.commie, that is currently possesed by the devil in the Oval Office.

No thanks to him and his ilk in AUSTIN POWERS 2.

I know, sounds like a Todd Herman opening monologue in the first hour on 770 AM in Seattle.

Not that far out when you look back on it in your rearview mirror.

"Sitting in the Atilla the Hun chair behind the golden EIB microphone." Typical Rush Limbaugh intro; pre Florida.

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PS JEFF BEZOS: Dude, do you actually sleep with it?

More power to ya.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: What's not to like? You get the girl and the blond blue eyed Jesus babies. And I have to fuck you two whenever you need to spice up your relationship.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Covidism is the same thing as articial insemination. 

Wherein some stranger, wearing rubber gloves, sticks a needle full of some other stranger's cum into your vagina.

Basically, it's the same thing as getting an abortion in reverse gear.

VAXXED TO THE MAX

 "A man has to know his limitations." FORGIVEN

Especially when nobody in this life is forgiven if they don't follow government orders.

No wonder everyone in the mormon church is going to be given a 12 months deadline to repent and be baptised again; or have their membership records removed.

Which is just a polite way of saying excommunicated.

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PS TODD HERMAN: Joe Biden's abominable white snowman winter season 666 deadline is an easy to see winter time confirmation of MARK 13:14 and beyond.

I can't see any other way right now to look at a third of the two million soldiers dying in that war in REVELATION 9 meets DANIEL 9 meets WAG THE DOG.

PS DR EVIL: I am going to eat your wife's banana split this Friday morning.

AUSTRALIA HAS GONE MAD

 "The maximum force of the future." For sure.

The 1979 made movie trailer for MAD MAX is a proleptic depiction of how the cops down under are going to get so mad at their government rulers, that they go crazy on them in 2021.

Not to mention the Jew media.

See every Hollywood movie where the hero gets shot in the arm, but he still goes on fighting.

"It's only a flesh wound." LEATHAL WEAPON 1-4

OR:

"Put another shrimp on the barbie..." CROCODILE HUNTER 3

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THE FOG OF WAR

Some American critics complained that Sunday's third CURB ending was too vague for their provincial tastes.

Others claimed that it was like some pretentious French art film from the 1960s that was ment to be open to interpretation.

Probably because they didn't have the budget to finish the film anyway.

Personally, I can't wait to see the season's final tits and ass pilot episode of YOUNG LARRY.

"It's gonna cost you if you want me to show my tits." Lauren Bacall 

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PS LARRY DAVID: Hope I didn't jump the gun here. There's always time to get your freak on in season 12 with a willing Keira Sedgwick, or a Sharon Stone; or maybe even a younger Cara Delavigne.

"I had a 21 year-old just last night." Jack Nicholson, 2005

Chose your poison.

AMBER HEARD EFFECT ALERT!

Rumor has it at wnd.com that the handsom as hell Governor Newsom has gone missing for the past ten days.

Think SIDEWAYS meets THE INVISIBLE MAN.

Going "sideways" meaning someone who has died.

Becoming "invisible" meaning someone who has become censored by FACEBOOK and TWITTER etc.

Personally, I suspect that the SHADOWS AND FOG sign is more like some guy who got shot four times, but is doing ok and just resting up at home in bed.

Others think that he has the secret password code number 19 to eternal life on midnight radio at COAST TO COAST.

Talk about having to suffer in the flesh in order to become born again in 2021.

Oh well.

"Someone is missing..."

"That's what I'm thinking." MULHOLLAND DRIVE

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PS NEW READERS: Amber Heard's daddy is a prominent surgeon in Texas who believes in natural immunity.

"They always run home to daddy." Jack Nicholson 

WHY THE LARRY DAVID HAPPENING IS STILL HAPPENING AT HBO.

There must be a reason for this shit.

Wherefore, I predict that CURB is just going to get weirder and weirder like the BBC's long running series called THE AVENGERS did back in the 60s.

Whereas, at the end of it's ten years, the critics were calling it basically a science fiction television spy show about the 666 beast and the mystery whore of Babylon, yada yada.

Remember, this was the era when everyone believed that the CIA was some dark mysterious force behind everything evil happening in the world.

And the FBI were a bunch of reactionaries who were spying on MLK JR. er all; just because they looked and talked different than them.

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PS CHARLIE: I'm going to eat your banana split Sunday, all covered with nuts, whip cream and strawberry syrup next Friday morning.

"Just eat it!.. Don't make me repeat it." Michael Jackson 

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: By the end of your third term, gasoline is going to get back to about $.26 a gallon, circa 1968; plus sheets of free green paper stamps if you fill up the tank.

I'll never forget how shocked I was when it suddenly went up to $.29 a gallon in 1969; almost overnight with no warning.

"Water and oil costs about the same much to get it out of the ground and distribute it." CHINATOWN

PS MEL GIBSON: Your original breakthrough movie trailer for MAD MAX was a future Joe Biden prophecy.

Desparate people do desparate things.

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM FOR CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

 CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM is pretty funny stuff for sure.

But just remember that the HBO series is produced by a gang of wealthy international Communist Jewish bankers.

"And I say that with all due respect." Woody Allen in BROADWAY DANNY ROSE

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PS TODD HERMAN: The national flag of slave free Sierra Leone has the same original blue and green colors of the negro league SEAHAWKS. Not to mention the official city logo flag of Kent, Washington.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Never forget the time when that $1 printout from my theater lobby computer in Studio City said that we will become very compatible in future.

PS COAST TO COAST: The Kent museum mansion is haunted.

Just thought I'd let you know.

THAT'S SICK

Even year's before the Covidism craze came down the pike, the teenagers were saying that anything cool and happening was "sick".

And even before that, all the cool cats in pop culture were called really "bad".

Not that my own generation's hep cat scene wasn't expressed by such hit songs as BAD TO THE BONE in Texas, and LONDON CALLING in Great Britain.

Takes one to know one.

The apple doesn't fall that far from the tree.

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PS TODD HERMAN: The spring waters of life in EZEKIEL 47 are symbolic of the legendary slogan for OLYMPIA BEER's "It's the water." Olympia being located in the prophetic South Sound side of funky town. Which is basically everything located to the south of [1290] Days Island in Tacoma.

Talk about the Hwy.16 toll bridge to Gig Harbor and beyond. 

SUB POP NOTES: All of those really sick people who are filling up the hospital hallways now are the ones who got stung by the scorpion in REVELATION 9.

Thank God most of them don't have covid.

"Sting like a bee, float like a butterfly." Cassius Clay.

SHADOWS AND FOG

 "We're getting closer to the zero hour."

I was just starting to get my act together when this one came out on VHS at VIDEO UPDATE in Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County.

Located at 211th and Hwy.410; which later became a GENTAL DENTAL franchise for little innocent virgin children shortly after 911; set below the local MACDONALDS next to CHASE bank and FREDDYS.

Head offices once located up in the twin towers of Manhattan, New York.

Not that over-the-top when you look back on it.

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PS TODD HERMAN: The fallen star that opens REVELATION 9 is the same yellow star on the red Chinese flag; positioned next to those 4 tiny stars that look like Corona 19 viruses.

IT'S NOW OFFICIAL

 Listening to the second hour of the Todd Herman show Friday morning, I was informed by Michael that REVELATION 9 is a Covidism prophecy.

Therefore, the 1980s AIDS plague official Dr. Fauci was the forerunner to a virus that can never be cured with a fake "vaccine" injection.

For example, the dark furnace cloud in it describes the darkness that has come over the world.

Representing the mass deceptions by today's Jewish doctors of science in the elite fields of medicine, climate change and sex change.

Sadly, not everybody can wear leather and pull it off.

So it should be obvious by now, to anyone with at least a tested 160 IQ, that the Jews are the superior white race.

Take for example yours truly.

Joe Biden being the exception that proves the rule in the official WAG THE DOG movie trailer.

"Desparate people do desparate things." RIHANNA

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PS LARRY DAVID: Can't wait to find out what happens with your YOUNG LARRY series on HBO.

I'm hoping SON OF LEBOWSKI meets 1991's SHADOWS AND FOG.

Rhymes with the new Governor of Virginia's last name anyway.

DON'T GET MARRIED

 The inspired 29ish message from 1994's FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL movie trailer prophecy was just confirmed by Kristen Stewart's new gay love wedding announcement.

See every CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM episode on HBO where a snarky old Larry David doesn't really think that much of gay people.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

God only knows why he still votes Democrat 99.8% of the time. There must be reason.

"Born a Jew, die a Jew." Adolf Hitler

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QUICKIE NOTES: Both Jennifer Anniston and Sheryl Crow have the same 211 birth dates because I AM will be fucking both of them in the ass then at the same time.

"Anal sex is no good if you don't have a borner as hard as steel." Jack Nicholson 

THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST.

 Joe Biden's first deadline for 1.04.22 happens on the eve of the 62nd week of employment cut offs in DANIEL 9.

Like when I exited 711 with a cup of Joe and walked across the street along 104th in East Hill Kent yesterday; and saw a big strong white cop at the wheel. 

But his sidekick was some scrony little Hispanic gal who could barely see over the 4x4's dashboard.

Hey, somebody is going to have to do the job, if nobody else will.

"Yes, standards have fallen ever since body cam video." Paraquoting yours truly in THE BIG LEBOWSKI.

A.k.a. Jackie Treehorn; writer, director and producer of LOG JAMMIN'.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Have you noticed that the big thing on pornhub.com these days is small titties?

"Small tits, tight clits." Jack Nicholson, 2000

PS NEW READERS: The two Virginias represent the divided ten virgins 50/50 states prophecy in MATTHEW 25. 

The biggest one being shaped like a mountain.

The smaller one being shaped like a scrotum with it's tiny penis cut off in the northeastern part of the state.

See every movie where the mystery [positive/negative] woman who can't make up her mind is called Virginia.

YOU'VE BEEN THUNDER STRUCK!.. AC/DC ON MTV IN 1990 FOR 2021

 "It doesn't get any bigger than that." Howard Stern, 1990

So how could anyone miss this one?

Mick Jagger on lead guitar in a mormon missionary outfit?

Woody Harrilson on drums.

Keith Urban on bass.

Think AC/DC means some kind of a shocking electric bipartisanship [forced] Covidism thing.

"I was starting to feel the [666] electricity again." Howard Stern in MISS AMERICA

Think Andy Warhol's FRANKENSTEIN comes alive when he meets DRACULA.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: "Almost every movie star in Hollywood has their on rock band these days." Dan Akryoid, circa 1993.

PS DAVID LYNCH: I couldn't get to sleep yesterday afternoon because the no.4 kept flashing inside of my eye lids.

SHOT TO THE HEART

 Alec Baldwin shot her in the heart because he gives love a bad name.

As confirmed by so many children having heart problems after getting their Democrat Party shots for Covidism.

Ergo, all of the above BON JOVI band members in the 1980s rock concert video have the same hair of the women in REVELATION 9.

Not to mention that you can't even get into these kinds of events anymore if you don't get the shots.

"Do we live in Kent anymore, or do we live in Communist China?" Old gray lady on the free food shoppers shuttle to FREDDYS in Kent, Washington today. 

Which currently is running at half schedule due to a shortage of bus drivers.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Can I be the best man? 

In some religious traditions, the best man also gets to bed the new bride.

"I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU." JESUS CHRIST

The Jewish side of Jesus Christ talking about the kind of sins that will never be forgiven in this life, nor in the next life.

Like injecting the innocent virgin children with toxic body altering drugs; even though you knew better.

"I should have known better..." A HARD DAYS NIGHT, 1964

"The Episcopalian Church is just like the Catholic Church, but without all the guilt." Woody Allen

Think Pope Francis meets Joe Biden.

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PS LARRY DAVID: "Who do you work for?" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY; Las Vegas 2020.

Hope it's not a company that has over 100 employees.

PS RICK STEVES "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Says Rick to his former enemy in CASABLANCA.

Forgive your trespassers and all of that wonderfulness.

PS CHER: What is so horrible about fascism? 

Lots of fashionable tight leather outfits. Nobody forced to go around wearing the same drab military green communist uniforms.

And no crime, or homeless people living on the streets or in the public parks.

GAME 6 ASSHOLES

 "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one." DIRTY HARRY 

Take for example today's FBI; that has been taken over by the Jewiss lesbians and their pet nigger dogs in the Sodom and Egypt of REVELATION 11.

Read CDC.

Even the same ones who tried to stop Dirty Harry from doing his white christian Irish cop thing in all 5 of the DIRTY HARRY movies.

Read FDA.

Especially that one where Jim Carrey dies from a toxic political overdose jab in 2022.

Read WHO.

And of course that one where he blows up the Will Ferrell look alike bad guy on top of a high tower.

Read CIA.

Rhymes with JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

Read BBC.

Boris Johnson.

"Curb 11 is basically about who can be the biggest [Jew] asshole on tv these days." Ted Danson

Think HBO meets CBS.

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PS RICK STEVES: "Hollywood is a small tourist town." Elizabeth Taylor 

THE NATURAL BORN KILLER

 That 1993 flash vision of David Koresh as the blond Jesus in MIDNIGHT COWBOY is what makes the movie trailer for NATURAL BORN KILLERS such a compelling mandate prophecy.

As just confirmed by OSHA's 5 month plot line starting with Monday's 11.1 deadline countdown in REVELATION 9 meets DANIEL 9.

Gisele Bundchen.

"Deadlines can give your movie more drama." Roger Corman

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PS RICK STEVES: Only after Sheriff Fortny turns Snohomish County into an autonomous fortress zone of freedom from the Greek God's of Covidism down in Olympia, Washington; can we then reopen all of the sidewalk cafes, restaurants, pizzerias and trattorias in Edmonds again.

"Political power comes out of the barrel of a gun." Mao Zedong quoting Adolf Hitler.

"Rip off!" Seth Green in AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME

"The Chinese have already stolen most of our [666] technology." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP 

I would only add, just like they stole the [secret combinations] Chinatown, America election in 2020.

I AM THE MAIN ATTRACTION

 Of course I'm not the main attraction you fucking idiots.

I just play Him in movies like NATURAL BORN KILLERS [antibodies] etc. for the shits and giggles.

Rhymes with antichrist for Christ's sake.

"Whatever it takes." Adolf Hitler quoting Karl Marx 

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PS ALEC BALDWIN: God caused you to kill her because you refused to accept her as your second wife in the family.

Read every chapter and verse at 2bc.info where the men are not taking care of the widows and their children.

Brad Pitt.

PS GWYNETH PALTROW: Be sure to not over do it with the Spanish sherry when frying up a crispy batch of the young and more tender shaggy manes. Otherwise, they just go soggy on you.

When it comes to chanterelles, the more the merrier.

GAME 5 ASTROS

 The dramatic 9-5 comeback of the ASTROS in I-95 Georgia represented the prophetic DELIVERANCE plot of the 5 wise virgins in the 10 virgins prophecy.

Happening on the same ALL SAINTS DAY travel day that Joe Biden was returning from Rome.

The Providential luck of the Irish always happens for a reason.

Alec Baldwin.

Think CHUCKY GETS LUCKY after the LEPRECHAUN 4 astronaut disaster went straight to home video.

The last one being about the horrific side effects of today's really creepy experimental Covidism injections.

Talk about a fly in the soup.

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PS LARRY DAVID: How about a vampire film festival movie directed by Woody Allen, located just outside of Waco, Texas? I can get you Johnny Depp for scale-plus if the script is good enough.

Throw in Amber Heard and a pickup truck gang of Miley Cyrus look alikes, and you get a billion bucks in free publicity right off the start.

Let me know when you get tired of all that rich liberal Jew high society bullshit.

Think BUBBA HO-TEP meets CHAINSAW MASSACRE in MIDNIGHT COWBOY; with lots of romantic late night comedy twists.

Young sexy nurses giving the older patients hand jobs, that kind of thing.

PS CHUCK NORRIS: My new skinny [BUBBA HO-TEP] house mate looks exactly like you do in the face. And his father was also a law enforcement officer for the Port of Seattle at SeaTac Airport.

"He only had to use his gun three times." Jeff Nelson