NATURAL BORN KILLERS 2022

 Who would have thought that 1994's NATURAL BORN KILLERS prophecy would end up being about the bloody conflict between Covidism and natural immunity.

Not me, and I'm the best in the business.

Hence, Joe Biden didn't show up at that fountain of youth G20 photo shoot in Roma because he knew it was a tourist trap.

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MORMON MISSIONARY JOURNAL NOTE: For whatever it's worth, the Pope of Roma has my lost 4-1 LDS scriptures book on the shelf in his private Vatican library.

God works in mysterious ways.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You have at least $100,000,000 in the bank; yet you're still only doing big stupid projects that are paid for by the big Jew media corporations?

"The clock is ticking." THE BATMAN

PS KIT WINN: The trumpet shaped chanterelles usually appear in the highlands around the same time that the shaggy manes come out. Anywhere from around 1000' to 2000' elevation in the northwest regions of North America.

3-2 BRAVES

 3.2 is both Texas Independence Day and Washington State Day for a historical prophecy about Washington being delivered from the current dictators of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11.

"Covidism is a pyramid scheme." Jesus Christ

Olympia being just south of funky town's famous white shark landmark juxtaposition to a federal prison ghost town; which they used to call "The Rock North".

Right there being Devil's Point and Pitt Passage, for today's Covidism pit of captivity.

Take for example the blood drenched ending to the NATURAL BORN KILLERS prophecy in REVELATION 14:20.

"I don't see anyone who is going to turn this ship around." Dori Monson, wink wink.

A.k.a. Mr Ballard.

OR:

"Whitie needs to show blackie how to do it." Charles Manson. [Read backwards for Son of Man.]

Rhymes with mason.

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GREEN NOTES: There is rational reason for the traditional expression of a sick person looking 'green behind the gills'.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Now Michael is saying that the stinger in the butt in REVELATION 9 is the two jabs in 2021. Wherein the AIDS virus was just an introduction to the advent of the 1980s Italian Style AIDS guru Dr. Fauci.

"Most of the homosexuals in Berlin are Jewish!" Adolf Hitler 

THE SHIT IS STARTING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

"Need the info." Dr. Evil in AUSTIN POWERS 2.

OR: 

"Let me know if that kind of thing ever happens again at AMAZON." Dr. Evil

 The HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER prophecy at 2bc.info started with the murder of that dark skinned crazy horse Indian CEO billionaire who won 10k at an Indian casino hotel resort in the PENNSYLVANIA 6-5000 prophecy.

Fucking idiots.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: On my 70th birthday, God gave me the gift of a 27ish Charlize Theron sucking on my 29ish 7" cock in a dream.

Problem was, all of my old dead 29ish looking buddies were standing around and watching us do it with envy. So I couldn't concentare enough to relax and let it come.

Talk about an embarrassment of riches.

PS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Pretty sure now that the 3 1/2 years of the devil tormenting you, after the 1260 days of the two witnesses, leads up to the final 70 weeks cut off of Joe Biden in DANIEL 9.

PS COAST TO COAST: Michael tipped me off at 10:49 am PST today to listen to christian 'midnight cowboy' radio this weekend.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Your 5th serious boyfriend is a 5 virgins wedding warning.

Now it's time for you to decide whether you are in, or you are out.

Taylor Swift.

2-0 BRAVES MAKE IT 2-1 IN NO.3

 "Deliver us from all evil." Jesus Christ

The third woe game was a solid two witnesses sign of Judah and Ephraim confirmation.

Happening on the same day USA time that Joe Biden was holidaying in Rome. 

Read Rome, Georgia, just over from the DELIVERENCE movie prophecy location.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The prophetic 1290 days WAG THE DOG miracle movie happening is going to happen no matter what.

Think CRY BABY meets HAIRSPRAY.

MOVIE NOTES: The new star of THE BATMAN has a younger look than the other ones because it's all about the physical transfiguration.

Who is "...dead all over." again.

ROMAN HOLIDAY 2021

 "To find the kind of forbidden excitement she's always longed for." Says the uncensored 1953 era movie trailer.

Like walking down the street window shopping in Rome without being forced to wear a diaper on your pretty face by today's Jewish fascists.

See every MISSION IMPOSSIBLE sequel that is about my mormon missionary in ROMA, circa 1 NEPHI 14.

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MOVIE NOTES: The incredulous liberal news lady at the end of SHAUN OF THE DEAD looks like Kamala Harris in 2021 for a rational reason.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: For whatever it's worth; the appointed lifetime EIFF jury panel will be paid full union scale; non of this voluntary slave bullshit.

"THE MIRACLE IS YOU." WILL FERRELL

 It was a miracle that Alec Baldwin killed those two witnesses on the set of his spaghetti western homage ripoff called RUST.

In Divine confirmation of Rush Limbaugh's prophetic nickname being Rusty.

Per all of today's rusty Mormons who need to wake up and shake the dust off their boots.

The 007 one about my marred servant saying that it is very liberating when you finally kill someone with an Israeli UZI 9.

Meanwhile, Wayne Newton is role playing yours truly fucking all of those miraculous hot virgins in white linen inside his private temple chamber in Texas.

"Donald Trump voters are a cult!" Nancy Pelosi 

"You can't be wrong all of the time." Jesus Christ 

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PS WILL FERRELL: There is a rational reason why you are starting to look like John Travolta these days; from certain camera angles.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Good news. My birthday rains are producing a bonanza of shaggy mains in the grass up in funky town. Typically you have to act quick with these little white miracles from God. Usually they give you about a three week season window max. Then it's all over untill next year.

Better grab a few cases of the better Spanish sherries immediately; before the supply chain runs dry.

Talk about panic buying, Gwyneth Paltrow.

PS CLINT EASTWOOD: Your new Mexico movie is miraculously all about Alec Baldwin's New Mexico movie; which was cut off during the 70 weeks time frame in DANIEL 9.

TODAY IS A TRAVEL DAY

 Joe Biden is traveling to the 7 hills of Rome on the same travel day of the 7 WORLD SERIES OF LOVE in 21.

No wonder the antichrist Jews moved the ALL STARS MLB game to the 7 mountains of Denver, Colorado in SLEEPER.

Fucking hook nose kikes at the SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER in BARTON FINK meets MILLER'S CROSSING.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Covidism will crash right after the fall of Babylon in REVELATION 18-19.

Talk about tragic comedy.

"God has an amazing sense of humor." Newt Gingrich 

PS KIT WINN: Babylon is crony capitalism, not free enterprise. 

"The Jews are a dirty band of cronies!" Adolf Hitler

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Hoping that you can find the time to be on the jury panel for selecting BEST PICTURE in the upcoming EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL.

Unlike most film festivals, the judges will have a perminate lifetime position.

And the three best movies will be given one of 3 ribbons each; blue, red and yellow, etc.

7-2 ASTROS

"Watch your back."

7.2 is Lindsay Lohan's 1986 birthday in the MEAN GIRLS prophecy that came out back in 2004.

Whereas America's bloody red rose SOCIALIST WORKERS PARTY was founded in Seattle, circa ON THE WATERFRONT.

And all of the young belle in Roma were always telling me that I looked like Gregory Peck in 1953's ROMAN HOLIDAY.

Even though they only knew me as Anziano Relf.

Literally translating as "older Mr Relf" in Americano.

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CLIFF NOTES: 8 1/2 was basically about a surrealist filmmaker from Seattle who is obsessed with making a REVELATION 10 rocket man movie.

Back when Seattle was still known as the Jet City; home of the SPACE NEEDLE.

[Read needle.]

6-2 BRAVES

"My WORLD SERIES OF LOVE began with the continuing 6.2 number reference to THE BREAKUP." Jesus Christ 

I would only add; that was confirmed by the mostly white union members booing Chicago's mayor off the stage after speaking for only one minute.

The one where an earthquake breaks up the city and destroys 10% of it in REVELATION 11.

Looks are everything these days you know.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Monday's Chinese ping pong ball no.7 happened on the eve of the 7 game series.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: After you read three really good comedy screenplays, the 4th one will be the best one for now. And the 5th and last one will just be the icing on the cake.

Then you will have to die and repeat the process all over again.

PS TRADER JOE'S: Every time that I have desired to got back to your prophetic store again in Kent, Jesus has warned me not now.

Think CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM meets TWIN PEAKS.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Covidism is like taking a shower with a raincoat on; natural immunity is like fucking without a rubber.

PS ALEC BALDWIN: I will be absolving you of all of your sins of omission on the same day that the guilty-as-hell Joe Biden visits the Pope of San Francisco on my no.70 birthday.

Oh well "Someone has to pay for this." DIRTY HARRY 3

"I might as well be doing something while I'm doing nothing these days." Jesus Christ, 2:11 pm, PST, Kent, Washington.

Think HOLIDAY IN ROME meets HAIL CAESAR.

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: January 6, 2022 will become the next July 4th, 1776 national holiday in the near future.

STEALING SECOND BASE

 God caused Prince's "World Series of Love" to happen in Georgia and Texas because the blue states stole the election from the red states in 2020.

Given that the Jews are such passionate baseball fanatics.

Not to mention basketball.

Ergo, you have to be pretty brave these days not to take the mark of the beast.

During a time when everyone is so mad about rocket scientists and astronauts.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Read any interesting comedy screenplays lately?

THE LONG MARCH

 Today's long march of Democrat Party voters headed to America's unprotected borders in EZEKIEL 38 represents the prophetic "Long March" of red Trump supporters headed back to DC to restore democracy in 2022.

Obviously, the establishment elites don't stand a chance this time either.

History repeats itself.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Read any interesting comedy screenplays lately?

MOA ZEDONG'S LITTLE RED BOOK

 Given China's current infatuation with fiery rockets, my rocket man who eats the little sweet&sour book in REVELATION 10 has to be about ye.

You betcha sweetheart, "We all live in a yellow submarine." Jennifer Aniston 

Don't forget, it was the inspired red Chinese who invented rocket fireworks for the future 4TH OF JULY celebrations in the New World.

Not to mention the invention of pasta and rice paper money.

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GREG'S PASTA ROMANA: Blend a half tub of TRADER JOE'S chicken liver pate into a simmering pot of their brand name marinara sauce. Let it cook until the splash of their TWO BUCK shiraz red is fully de alcoholized. [I usually add a quarter cup of filtered water so it doesn't become too thick and pasty.]

Serve on RONZONI's 'extra thick' spaghetti a dente. Sprinkle on top with the most stinky grated 5-blend cheese you can find.

Pairs well with any good Scotch on the rocks from Islay Island.

THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION

 The prophetic red state Cultural Revolution in China killed around the same number of people who will die in the upcoming cult/ural revolution in today's Chinese government cult America.

The one where the young unmasked students dragged their leftwing fascist university professors out of their classrooms and beat them to death in the street.

Much like when a young Abraham destroyed the 666 idols of his older father.

Some say 40,000,000 died. Others say that it was more like 66,666,666.

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PS ALEC BALDWIN: The hot babe who is fucking my Jewish foreign student's girlfriend in TO ROME WITH LOVE is Miley Cyrus in a blond wig.

Think IRRATIONAL MAN meets VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

God damn right, "The Jews run Hollywood." Marlon Brando quoting Truman Capote quoting Hitler.

PS BIG BOY: Mormon polygamy is not the same thing as 1960s style free love by half.

PS HOWARD STERN: Relax, calm down, we all make mistakes.

"She had it coming anyway." MATCH POINT

CURB YOUR RATIONALITY

 Alec Baldwin is in TO ROME WITH LOVE for a crazy reason.

Leading up to Joe Biden visiting the Pope on my 70th birthday in 2021 for a crazy reason.

See every other Woody Allen movie ever made where he can't stop joking about the Pope for some reason.

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PS KIT WINN: 2+2=4.

PS ALEC BALDWIN: Now that you have died and gone to Hollywood limbo hell, you get to become the new poster boy for the physical transfiguration in TO ROME WITH LOVE meets ROMA in REVELATION 2019.

When much is given, much is expected.

CABLE TV NOTE: "Curb set a new standard for rationality tv." Ted Danson

YOU LOOK LIKE A JEW

 THE TIMES OF ISRAEL put up a Vince van Go look alike banner on top of it's web site that looks like the blind sided protagonist, with a missing ear, in SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

"Now we're talking about something that interests me." NINE

Think LAURENCE OF ARABIA meets BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR.

Looks are everything these days.

Think Steven Spielberg meets Bill Gates in AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER.

"They all look the same to me." MAO ZE/DONG 

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THE KINGDOM OF GOD

 What a great name for a restaurant chain based out of Seattle.

Just as long as you don't over do it and put your [WOLFGANG PUCK] brand name on every frozen pizza and can of soup at your local SAFEWAY store.

I know, that sounds a bit snobby. But that whole Jesus would love to fuck you thing is not for everybody.

Better to keep it more exclusive. No listed phone number; that kind of thing.

"Guys always want what they can't get." Elizabeth Hurley 

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GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE, THE EARTH SAYS HELLO...

 "You fuck me, I fuck you." Jesus Christ 

Spoken to me right after I saw that piece about Emma Watson interviewing Al Gore in a black bra on FOX at 1:09 am, PST, Kent, Washington, October 23, 2021.

Then I got so excited that I skipping the read and just got right down to blogging about it.

No doubt, she never asked him anything about the rise of the new 666 beast in Greenville, America.

Who will be responsible for the cold blooded slaughter of 6,666,666 undead Jews again in DANIEL 13:14, etc.

Crazy in the head, great in bed.

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PS JEFF RELF: For $350 a month in free loot food stamps. We two could be grilling fresh salmon and eating fresh heirloom tomatoe pasta every day of the week along Pasadena and off I-5 at 45th in Seattle's U District.

Fine wine off the lees and all of that wonderfulness at D&C 58.

"Somewhere over the rainbow." Jesus Christ, 2:02 am, PST, this morning.

THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER STAR

NBC's Alec Baldwin shot both the DP and the director with one live COLT .45 bullit for a two for one special indie film movie production budget deal.

Think Dracula meets Frankenstein by Andy Warhol back in the 70s for half the price.

"It's either wholesale or no sale." Andy Warhol 

"Andy was the biggest cheapskate I ever met." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS KIT WINN: Last night I dreamed that your flirty fishing LDS mission in this life would end in about two to three months. Then after that, you would become a mormon missionary in the spirit world of the dead for about six months.

Then you will come back to us in the first friuts erection of the born again undead in the 2004 SHAUN OF THE DEAD movie trailer.

Which begs the immortal question, "You go to bed with it?"

WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE

 "...and when she's done, she'll eat him." Says the above 1993 movie trailer for this one about the school teachers forcing the kids to get today's 666 Covidism shots.

OR

"That woman is going to be the death of you." Jesus Christ, 1:19 am, PST, October 22, 2021.

Think FACE/OFF 1997 meets FACE/BOOK 2021.

See every prophetic movie trailer where the cops become the bad guys.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: My inspired protege from Mentor, Ohio asked me what this next Monday's number is going to be.

Mentioning that Monday will be "picture day" at school.

Hell if I know. Could be a MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL thing, for all I know.

PS JOE BIDEN: Is the Pope Catholic?

I'M THE LAW NOW IN SEATTLE

 "Something out there might be eating people" THE WOLFEN

"You are being seperated." THE WOLFEN

The one about yours truly becoming THE MAYOR OF MAYORS up in Funky Town, circa REVELATION 19.

"I figure about half of the people are going to have to die before things get back to normal." AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS, IDAHO

Talk about packing heat in HARRY IN YOUR POCKET.

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PS PAUL GARRISON: The old used GLOCK 9 6-round compact is the new .22 Saturday Night Special; 7th bullit in the chamber of course.

Never hurts to go around town looking like you're fully loaded and ready to bear these days.

Now that Joe Biden er all is moving all of those rent free niggers with food stamps into Bonney Lake these days.

"My $3,500,000,000 infrastructure bill will not cost Americans anything." Joe Biden 

THE KING OF KING COUNTY

 Since I AM is the royal forerunner to the KING OF KINGS in REVELATION 19. All of the deep rooted problems in King County, Washington etc. etc. are not going to be solved at the ballet box.

"You spill my blood, I spill your blood." Jesus Christ.

Imagine MACHINE GUN KELLY fucking Megan Fox on a sacrament table and you start to get the picture.

"I'll do anything for him if he is committed." Megan Fox

Talking like she is the first wife of Charlie Manson, circa 2021.

Think Jack Nicholson meets Roman Polanski in HARRY [cock] IN YOUR POCKET, starring James Coburn, 1973.

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THE POPE OF SEATTLE

 Look at it as your historic conflict between the Mormon Pope of Utah and the city state of Florence, Italy in some STEVES' EUROPE tourist video.

Back when the Vatican was a sovereign state for exactly 1260 years. Complete with it's own minted coin, and an army of tall white Swiss guards in armor at the walled off iron gates.

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!" paraquoting my skinny sex pervert polygamist in THE BIG LEBOWSKI.

Even the one about my antihero Nazi porn star in the film's romantic LOG JAMMIN' sub plot video.

Who is now here to fix your cable tv problems.

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NEXT YEAR IN SEATTLE

 Looking for a way to get rich quick and fuck two hot babes at a time on your vintage $500,000 used sailboat?

Boy do I have the place for you.

"I'm not trying to be funny... It is what it is." Rush Limbaugh on 570 KVI back in the day.

Think SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES at IVAR'S ACRES OF CLAMS.

Ivar being a very popular Scandinavian Russian name.

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: According to Machiavelli, when your enemies become so blind with hatred towards you, they are at their most weak and vulnerable position.

Talk about getting blind sided by the wisdom of King Solomon.

JESUS SAVES GREEN STAMPS

One of these early 1960s tv commercials that I remember the most is; the one that promises you a full set of crystal glasses.

In Divine confirmation of you getting to look like that again in a Chevy convertible if you vote for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

The one who will be supporting your local independently owned and operated mom and pop gas station in 2022.

See every other horror movie ever made where the shit hits the fan at some lonely gas station in the middle of the night out in the desert.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: The main reason why I hesitated to move into your deluxe 2000' basement mother-in-law apartment in Lehi for free was basically this; Jesus says that Satan dwells just underneith ground level at 2bc.info .

OH COME ALL YE FAITHFULL

"Oh come on man!" Joe Biden catch phrase.

Citizen Kayne changed his name to Ye because he has a strong testimony of Jesus Christ. Which is the spirit of prophecy in REVELATION 19.

Hence, the more you believe in Jesus, the more you believe in the prophecy about the 666 beast in the LAST DAYS OF DISCO.

Miracles happen.

Take for example those priests of Sodom and Egypt also turning their Jewish Moses staffs into snakes.

Rhymes with Joe Biden's mostly Jewish White House staff in the latter-days.

Yada yada.

"Looks can be deceiving." Elizabeth Taylor

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THE POPE OF GREEN/WICH VILLAGE

"We could do better, a thousand percent better!"

 Says my old business partner Paul Nestor to my other old business partner Ken Keisler in the above 1984 movie.

Sadly, yours truly didn't have the streets smarts of those two back when.

Therefore, Joe Biden thinks that he can pull one over on us by visiting the Pope in Roma on my upcoming Octber 29th no.70 birthday.

Meanwhile, DRUDGE is still trying to play the same long-con game plan in MATCHSTICK MEN. 

The one about the Don from New York being the bad guy during those 42 warm summer months from across the sea in REVELATION 11-13.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Thank you too, it was my pleasure.

PS SIENNA MILLER: See ya on the flip side baby. Says my marred servant doll figure in LEP 3.

CITIZEN KANYE

 It would be fair to say that Kanye West finally gets it after his two rounds of TMZ pictorials depicting him wearing wedding party masks.

Yeah yeah, rap music and opera sound very different; but the spirit is the same in many ways.

Think LA DOLCE VITA meets ROMA.

"Some things never change." Jesus Christ

"You look the same!" Frank Di Amore looking at me on Vashon Island in the summer of 1973.

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PS TMZ: Kanye West's second airport head mask appearance was inspired by the one that the Russian assassin wears in SMOKIN' ACES.

COVIDISM UPDATE: "Comedy is opinion." Neil Simon, born on the FOURTH OF JULY in 1927.

THE EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL

 After a series of very embarrassing delays and cancelled dates, I'm proud to announce that THE BATMAN with be premiering at my EIFF debut after SUNDANCE.

Better late than never.

Note the above big budget art film's spare use of expensive special effects.

"Lots of money doesn't always make a good movie." Sylvestor Stallone 

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PS JEFF: Funky town's many steep sloped and deep ravines represent the proverbial 'pit of captivity' that God has prepared for those who worship the new 666 beast in the last days.

Which is why the ashes of our two beloved brothers were unceremoniously dumped into Ravenna Park from off the 15th Ave N.E. bridge.

BATMAN IS HERE

 When the novel Corona 19 flu virus first appeared on the scene back in 2020, they were calling it "The bat virus".

Back when they were still putting together their complete understanding of THE BATMAN dailies; enough to throttle together a few good movie trailer's on it.

Was it supposed to be some 50 SHADES OF GREY thing called 50 SHADES OF BLACK?

But then the most evil doctor in the history of America suddenly took over the White House without firing a shot.

And things started to really crystalize after that happened.

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHTY: "Football is kind of gay." Howard Stern

LET'S GO LONGHORNS!

Orange colored jerseys, that kind of thing.

PS JEFF: That flame-thrower finale to BUBBA HO-TEP represented the flames coming out of the two witnesses' mouths in REVELATION 11.

Kind of like tourching all of those diseased homeless camps underniegth the I-5 bridges in Seattle.

Take for example those Jews who were shot in their stiff necks in various ravines during WW II.

Because the same polite Jews are responsible for all of the needle and sex trafficking that goes on today is Seattle's many city park ravines.

You stick it to me. I stick it to you.

THE BATMAN IS HAPPENING

 "It's my happening baby... and it freaks me out!" AUSTIN POWERS 2.

THE BATMAN movie trailer for March 2022 exclaims that "Fear is a tool..."

That opens with the feds arresting me at STARBUCKS because I'm not wearing my mask.

Whatever it is; it's definately a homage spoof ripoff of CRASH meets THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.

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PS DRUDGE: Welcome back to the party. Better late than never.

PS MEGAN FOX: Having a hard time keeping up with my rapid-fire postings? Maybe your fuck buddy MACHINE GUN KELLY can help you.

PS JEFF: Hard to tell, but the new Batmobile looks like a skinny black 1970 gay ass CHALLENGER with very few modifications in the above preliminary movie trailer.

Whatever, I AM will probably be relocating to the belly of the beast sometime next year.

WEDDING CRASHERS 2005

 "I love you." is the mighty line for this phony ten virgins wedding prophecy that came out in 05.

Can't wait to see this weekend's wedding pictures.

Happening on the 5th day that Bill Clinton is stuck in a hospital bed in LA; read Hollywood. 

Who is married to Bill Gates' best friend forever Hillary Clinton of course.

Which ends with the next big thing being funeral crashers.

The one about Will Ferrell living with my long suffering mother of 6 in Bonney Lake.

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PS LARRY DAVID: How about making a couple of movies written and directed by Woody Allen?

Now that HBO er all won't touch him with a ten foot pole.

Talk about social distancing.

Granted, we would need a few name actresses in each one who are not afraid to take their clothes off; if the money is worth it.

SPECIAL DELIVERY PACKAGE

 Right after I wrapped DELIVER US FROM EVIL, Jesus said "THUNDERBALL" at 10:21 pm.

In reference to the 1965 Bond movie where we see 007 run past the abomination of desolation as he is trying to get away from the bad guys.

Then we see RIHANNA dancing on hot coals in the scene where Nicole Kidman gets shot in the back in AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME.

Later they made the IN LIKE FLINT homage spoof sequel to OUR MAN FLINT there.

The one about a fake President impersonator planted in the White House in 2020 by the CIA.

Which ends with yours truly having a weightless threeway with Sienna Miller in a rocket capsule in cyberspace.

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PS WOODY ALLEN: It appears that everyone involved in the over-the-top wedding of Bill Gate's daughter is in on the joke; except the father of the bride.

Think THREE WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL.

Julie, Jamie and Jana Relf.

STICK IT UP YOUR ASS.

 "You stick it to me. I stick it to you." Jesus Christ

That polite society MP got stabbed to death by a rightwing polygamist in a mainstream christian church because; Methodists support gay marriage; Methodists support female priesthood; Methodists support mandatory Covidism stabbings.

Yada yada.

You can't have a slice of your cake and eat it too; SKY NEWS.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: I dreamed that you will be my free desert at CHILI'S this weekend.

Whatever that means.

Kids always eat there for free of course.

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Friday morning at 6:51 am, some kid named Donald shouted "JESUS IS HERE!"

PS JOE BIDEN: When I was growing up in the 50s and 60s, there were all these commercials on tv about Jesus saving GREEN STAMPS at your local gas station.

"I don't know what's the problem." Senator Biden, glibbly responding to his critics back in the day.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Heads up. Hear tell Larry David's 11th CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM series is supposed to include a "homage" spoof of CRASH; featuring comedians driving around in cars getting coffee.

CAGED LIKE ANIMALS

Talk about caged free eggs.

Now that every day that those ordinary American patriots who protested the stolen election in 2020 are still rotting in chickenwire cages.

Making that another billion dollars in free publicity for making Donald Trump SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE FOREVER in 2022.

And there is nothing that the chicken shit Republicans in the Senate can do about it.

Damn the torpedoes!

Let's go Brandon!

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PS FOX: The above political prisoners are still being held hostage because you cheating and lying Jews have not admitted your guilt in stealing the phony baloney 2020 election.

Better dead than red I guess.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Tell me about it, "I don't care if Barack Obama was born on Mars."

Bullshit.

PS DAVID LYNCH: Today's Jewisg college town art theaters had to die in order that they could become born again after nobody has a 666 iPhone in their hand anymore.

Rhymes with phony don't it.

DELIVER US FROM EVIL

 "I like Donald Trump." Burt Reynolds

Obviously, all of the white suburbanite characters in the prophetic 1290 days [DANIEL 12] river movie trailer for DELIVERANCE are huge Trump supporters, circa 2022.

As just confirmed by that rightwing polygamist convert with a hunting bow and arrow in Scandinavia.

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PS DR EVIL: I've never seen a rocket in my life that looks so much like a giant penis, complete with bulging blood veins on the sides of it.

Hats off.

PS CHAD: Those prophetic river rapids shots in DELIVERANCE represent the Wenatchee River on the eastern slopes from Stevens Pass, along Hwy.2 in Washington.

PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Your inspired UZI 9 scene in FALLING DOWN was about when Joe Biden would be falling down too during the 70 weeks scenes in DANIEL 9. 

THE HANNIBAL HAPPENING

 "I'm the bad guy?" Michael Douglas in FALLING DOWN

HANNIBAL 2001 is about what happens when the lesbian FBI of Sodom and Egypt starts to go after the good guys instead of the bad guys in 2021.

Rhymes with the number 21.

The one where yours truly comes face to face with a psychotic FBI agent with a haircut played by Jim Carrey.

"See every movie where the cops are the bad guys." scoffs Nicolas [Cage] in ADAPTATION.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: About half of the back stabbing Jews in Israel are going to survive the atomic bomb explosion from the east in MARK 13:14.

Because guys like you and George W Bush voted for Joe Biden back in 2020.

5 CARD STUD

 Back to our old bad habits that wrecked our last marriage in the first place are we?

Ben Affleck.

That said, nothing wrong with spreading the money around with your old less fortunate high school buddies.

Just as long as you don't over do it.

"Giving ten percent of your profits to the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION is not going to break you." Jesus Christ, 2021.

A.k.a. the second comforter.

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PS DAVID: Guys who work for an hourly wage are not supposed to pay any tithing; not to mention income taxes.

Read a book for Christ's sake.

And stop watching so many fake reality tv shows.

COVIDISM IS FOR SUCKERS

The Jewish William Shatner returned from outerspace in the same prophetic spirit that Dr. Evil did in AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER.

Hell why not? Half of the Republican Party [LDS church] leadership is around his same age. And he is one of the few openly Republican acters in Hollywood who supports Joe Biden's "little prick" mandates.

Talk about science fiction movies and tv shows.

Especially the ones about some crazy Jewish doctor with a messianic complex who is trying to take over the world in 2021.

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PS JENNIFER GARNER: There is a reason why you have fucked at least seven men in your life so far. Probably not including your legally married husbands of course.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The novel 19 virus was created by God in order to set up an [arm of flesh] 666 bear trap for today's stiff necked Jews.

That they might understand why he let the first beast kill 6,666,666 of them in the first place.

What goes around comes around in EZEKIEL 10, yada yada.

"You stick it to me. I stick it to you." Jesus Christ, 12:08 pm, PST, Wednesday, Kent, Washington, USA, October 13, 2021.

PS WILL FERRELL: Joe Biden is the target, Donald Trump is the solution.

PS PAUL GARRISON: Around ten years ago, everybody was trading in his old GLOCK 9 for the latest and greatest .45 pistol sensation.

So apparenly you can still get one of those old used GLOCKS at half the price in certain places.

Never hurts to have a back up tucked in your back belt for when the shit hits the fan in 2022, and you don't have the time to reload.

"Two in the head, and you know they're dead." NURSE BETTY.

The one about everybody getting their two shots, just to make sure.

LOCAL ELK'S LODGE NO.42

That elk in the wilderness of Colorado had a tire [tread] stuck around his neck for two years.

That represented the yoke around the neck of today's Rocky Mountain saints.

That was placed there by the wicked who would [tire] tread upon the righteous for 42 months in REVELATION 11.

The news story's I-70 landmark giving context to the 70 weeks plot line in DANIEL 9.

Where the state governor was just married to his homosexual husband by a female prieshood memeber in the land of the seven [pyramid] mountains in REVELATION 17.

"She was just 17, if you know what I mean." THE BEETLES.

"Everyone is wearing the beetle shaped haircut now." KJR, Seattle, Washington, 1964.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Clear Creek County is Colorado's most famous gold mine ghost town tourist destination.

Which was the stand in location used for CITIZEN KANE's Park City, Utah silver mine bonanza history.

Bare in mind, Woody Allen's futuristic first friuts resurrection movie called SLEEPER was filmed right above I-70, due west of the Mile High City in the early 70s.

The one about Ken Kemp and Ken McLeod attending the SCHOOL OF PROPHETS in the woods with yours truly as their teacher and Indian guru guide.

And the film's director was so paranoid about the local ticks sucking out his blood, that he wore rubber bands on top of his pulled up socks over his pants.

MY GLOCK IS TICKING

 As I approach the prophetic DANIEL 9 age of 70.

 I AM is liking my ultra lightweight plastic GLOCK 9 more and more in my MY OWN PRIVATE MONTANA prophecy called simply MONTANA.

Now that even my own English China tea cup of Joe is starting to feel a little more heavy in the hand.

Nothing that I can't handle of course.

But still, it's kind of strange that something so simple as that could be so noticeable.

"Age has a way of sneaking up on you." Jack Nicholson 

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Even after you do become the [White] House Speaker in 2022; it will probably take all of those 42 months in REVELATION 11 to completely clean house.

Remember, it only takes one rotten apple to spoil the barrel.

HENREY THE 8TH I AM I AM

 The 8th beast that will come out of the G7 beast in REVELATION 17 is I AM.

Even the one who married that woman who was married seven times before.

Wherein the 8th beast who hates the whore will destroy her with fire and violence.

"The second American civil war will be one of total destruction, no prisoners taken." Jesus Christ.

Kind of like when General Sherman invaded Atlanta, Georgia; which is around 90% black Democrat these days.

Rhymes with T/odd Herman in the above HERMAN'S HERMITS video that looks like a physically transfigurated David Letterman joker.

I know, I know, I've been kind of a hermit living in his basement in recent years.

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PS JONATHAN CAHN: I think you're onto something about the 8th king of the ancient Kingdom of Israel being a prophetic type of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the latter-days.

Take for example Rush Limbaugh's famous line about being proven right 98.7% of the time. Which is statistically the same number of folks who recover from Codism.

PS ST PETER: Why not call our fancy upscale 24 hour short order joint on Old Hwy.99 in Everett, Washington BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS?

Think 13 COINS meets HASTY TASTY.

Talk about a gold chain mine.

I'm thinking at least three locations throughout Puget Sound. 

Homemade whipped eggwhite waffles and firm fresh steamed potatoe hashbrowns in the morning; homemade mashpotatoes and gravy with slow baked chicken in the evening?

For real homemade apple pie for desert, served up in 1/4 pan size cuts with two huge scoops of vanilla icecream imported from Cashe Valley, Utah?

Fucking A man, the late night, early morning nigger sex traffic alone would make us cash money millionaires overnight.

Not to mention all of those 24/7 airliner pilots from PAIN FIELD.

THE FRENCH CANADIAN REVOLUTION

 In gay Paris, the democratically elected President gets a 6.66 year term in office.

Like when the Republicans sweep the table in 2022 and make PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP the de facto House Speaker.

And then President Harris gets impeached in a heartbeat by the same back stabbing Jews who elected her in the first place.

Yeah baby! He returns like a thief in the night.

Hello REVELATION 14:20.

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NEW READERS: Canada is also going to break up into three parts. But it won't be as bloody. 

Maybe a few fist fights here and there, but that's about it.

Australia, same thing, but probably a bit more bloody.

Which does make one wonder what is going to happen in White Russia.

SUB NOTE: Hong Kong, Taiwan, and China represent the three parts of the holy city in REVELATION 16; just for starters.

PS WOODY ALLEN: New York metro is basically devided into Manhattan Island, Brooklyn, and Long Island, yada yada.

Take for example the three regions of the so called Bosh-Wash east coast complex.

San Francisco, LA and San Diego, same difference.

GETTING BACK TO THE BASICS

 Nancy Pelosi visited the same Pope who is featured in Federico Fellini's 1973 LDS missionary calling prophecy called ROMA.

They don't call me Mr. Sunshine for nothing in this one.

Ken Keisler. Apparently still prospering as a small business owner operater in San Francisco.

You don't get to be like me if you don't pay the price.

Like back when my Italian LDS Mission President was Brother Call from Sacramento, California.

Cowboy boots and all.

"You can't get anything done in Rome if you don't pay someone." President Call, 1973.

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AINT' NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING BABY

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is still deciding whether to become the third time President elect of the real America; or maybe the first President of the New America in exhile.

I can understand why. There are still a lot of really smart people in high places who continue to believe that Barack Obama's birth certificate is not a fake news thing.

The vast majority of whom are way into Covidism.

"Americans are obsessed with being the first in everything." Jacques Chirac.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Last night I dreamed that Bubba Ho-Tep offered me a sip from his green vial in REVELATION 15.

Even that same guy in the pre Codism cult film where the average age of a covid death victim is 82.

Talk about assholes sucking the life out of everything. 

"I just got tired of that whole Jewish malcontent thing." Larry David's exwife.

PS DANIEL CRAIG: More guns, less roses. There is a time for everything. And now is not the time for gay ass assholes who hate their own blood in MOSES 7:33, etc.

UP PERISCOPE

"Staring James [Bond] Garner as the human torpedo." in DOCTOR NO meets UP PERISCOPE, 1959.

OR

"...another piece of crap that Warner Bros stuck me in while I was under contract." James Garner

Whatever, smells like my protege from Mentor, Ohio launched a torpedo again on the downstairs home theater floor on her 9th birthday.

Right after I awoke from a dream that the skin and bones BUBBA HO-TEP figure in cowboy boots was standing right outside my bedroom door; then he was standing in front of our front door; and then he walked by the kitchen sink window outside with a flashlight at night. 

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SUB NOTES: They will start to hunt down the leaders of the DC 86 church after the birth defects from Covidism start to happen.

Not to mention the irreparable financial damages.

"The only color of money is green." Bill Cosby

THE HUNTER FOR RED OCTOBER

 In this very timely and realistic one, the torpedo captain must first confirm with the secret hidden boat's "Commander Bond" figure that a target "solution" has been determined before given permission to launch.

Ever heard the common expression, 'Damn the torpedos'?

For example, most Jews join the Navy or the Coast Guard, for whatever reason.

And it was the lying and cheating Jews who put Joe Biden into office back in 2020.

No wonder that all the cool heros in the above movie, on both sides, were so fucking handsome and good looking.

Senator Shumer being the Nazi poster boy exception that proves the rule.

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SUB NOTES: The only guy to ever confront me in person for being a blood sucking billionaire vampire Jew "faggot!" movie acter from Romania; was some white Russian immigrant living in Kent.

At least he got the money part right.

Anyway, he looked like he could bash my teeth in; so I just said 'yes sir' to everything that he was saying.

Always turn the other cheek.

That said, "Defend yourself if you have to." Jesus Christ

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: That is my future grandchild protege from Mentor, Ohio in the BARRY LYNDON movie trailer. Who turns 9 today.

Rumor has it, I have a couple grandkids of my own these days.

THE GRAND SLAM FINALE

 Because the 62nd week in DANIEL 9 leads up to the two birthdays of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim on January 12, 2022; one has to wonder if Joe Biden is the ultimate fulfilment of the 70 weeks prelude to God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

"Some people believe that Donald Trump is the second coming of Jesus." Michael Medved.

Because the 2020 election was stolen from America during the PLANET OF THE APES prophecy at 2bc.info 67: 13.

And the abomination of desolation himself, who was born in Africa, is not an American citizen.

Whatever, it sure looks like nobody is coming to his rescue these days; not even Robert De Niro.

And that's a bad thing in the short run.

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PS JEFF RELF: By the end of the last 70 weeks happening in 2022, people are going to get much more interested in replacing their toxic blood stream with the pure blood of Christ in THE BLOOD OF DRACULA meets BLOOD SIMPLE.

"Choose your poison." Professor Spartano, BYU, 1974; after I asked him for the name of that French coed in his Dante class.

Who later died from some AIDS related blood cancer.

THE ZODIAC KILLER

Talk about the Green River killer from Kent, Washington, King County.

♧◇♡♤

So now we know that the inspired cold case plot line of NO TIME TO DIE was confirmed by the latest pencil sketch of the antihero Zodiac Killer at COAST TO COAST. 

Who looks too much like Daniel Craig in LIZ CLAYBORN designer glasses just to be a coincidence.

No wonder they have not found Brian Laundry yet.

Maybe next year in Salem.

"It is amazing how many serial killers are in Scorpio on the Zodiac chart." Art Bell.

See every 007 movie ever made about a secret agent man who has a license to kill.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: As I was whiping my torpedo launch hole last night, Michael said "April". Which comes after the 70th week that Joe Biden stole the election back in 2020.

"YOU LOOK LIKE A LADY!" AEROSMITH

 "I ask you to turn yourself over to the experience." BARRY LYNDON, the 1975 movie trailer.

The one where the young rogue conservative outsider shoots the old Republican Party establishment man.

You can Google every image where an older Steven Tyler looks just like Nancy Pelosi on a bad day, if you don't believe it.

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHTY: "I know what you are doing." LOST HIGHWAY

BARRY LONDON, 1975

 This prophetic movie trailer opens with America's contemporary [red state] patriots marching to war against today's high society degenerates wearing mask makeup.

Most of whom are Jewish of course.

"Onward Christian soilders, marching off to war. With the cross of Jesus, going on before."

I shit you not. Apparently Rick Steves is living in sin with some female priesthood woman who is both German Lutheran and English Angelican.

"Once you've seen one, you've seen em all." Elizabeth Hurley 

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THE BIG GREEN APPLE

"Everybody has to serve somebody." Bob Dylan 

Whereas, the CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964 was about when the lost sons of Able became confederate with the black descendants of Cain in 2BC 67:13+.

And soon after that, they became the white slaves of their former black slaves.

"Life is black and white." Truman Capote in LIFE magazine.

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PS KATE HUDSON: Last night I dreamed that you followed me into a bathroom and kissed me on the lips. Right after I sat down and a big brown torpedo shaped turd was sliding out of my submarine hole.

Then Jennifer Lopez came in and sat down on my lap and let me feel her up.

Then I woke up and wondered if this was some kind of a timely BAD SANTA 2 movie sign.

I did have a dream the other night that Angelina Jolie was very angry at me for stealing coins out of her 1990s technology coin-op pay-phones.

BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Wherever there are two different things, one is always greater in value than the other; PEARL OF GREAT PRICE.

MINNESOTA POLITE

Ever met anyone in Seattle who has family from North Dakota coming for the holidays?

There is really no polite way to describe how the white folks of the north countries are going to deal with their Nazi counter part wannabes in Seattle, etc.

You either get it, or you don't.

Take for example the cold-hearted 1996 two witnesses movie trailer for FARGO.

Co-starring Judah and Ephraim at each others' throats in the future MARK 13:14 winter season of 2021-2022.

Talk about making a killing.

Larry David.

"The new 007 is not your typical looking Englishman." Michael Medved, back in the day.

No wonder half of the UK is either Scandinavian or Black Irish. And the rest of them are Jewish refugees like me from Normandy, France.

Think BARRY LYNDON rhymes with London.

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RICK STEVES' EUROPEAN COUNTY

According to google images, Rick Steves looks enough like Gov. Jay Inslee to understand why the big trouble is going to start in Snohomish County and spread from there like a novel flu virus with a 99.8% recovery rate.

As confirmed by the Bond Girl in NO TIME TO DIE who looks like your typical Scarlett Johansson babe walking down the sidewalk in Edmonds, Washington.

"All the money in the world can't make you look that good. You either got it, or you don't."  Elizabeth Taylor.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: How about sissy and hubby and the kids starting up their own fantasy tourist botique brand based in Edmonds, Washington? 

Success begets success.

In my busines opinion, Rick Steves has just scratched the surface of a billion dollar gold mine.

I'm thinking millionaires and billionaires wading through the thick evergreen jungle forests of Vancouver Island in search of the rare 12" native coastal cuttthrout trout.

Then it's back to the lodge in time for a plate of trout almondine and a good soak in the hot tub with a nice glass of white wine.

That kind of thing.

NO TIME TO DIE RIGHT NOW

"Makeup sex is the best." SEINFELD 

They made NO TIME TO DIE look more like the classic James Bond movies that I like for a conciliatory reason.

Including the mostly blond blue eyed Bond girls.

Think DR. NO WAY meets GOLD BRICKER meets AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.

No kidding. Some of the babes in this last one have that hot retro 1960s makeup look in DR. NO meets GOLDFINGER.

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NO TIME TO DIE NOTES: You can not be born again if there is no time in your busy schedule to die.

"Too much too soon." some times, BLACK BALL

THE FINAL SOLUTION STARTS IN SEATTLE.

 It's not so much about mass murdering the antichrist half Jews who hate white Christian America. It's more like getting rid of the tall 7' plus 666 monster giants in the NBA that they have created.

Woody Norris.

Take for example modern Israel.

Where now it's coming down to either us or them.

I prefer us.

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PS COAST TO COAST NOTE: Your friends at FACEBOOK went dark for 7 hours after you deleted your report about that innocent virgin girl in high tech India who is crying pebbles.

Think TWITTER meets CBS at 710 KIRO.

Let me guess; your low-payed junior editors who handle those things at the home office studio are like 99.8% Jewish.

OCTOBER IS WHITE HISTORY MONTH IN SEATTLE.

 Last night I dreamed that the government's 666 schools in Washington State were not teaching the white Scandinavian kids about their Israelitish history.

So I prayed for more understanding about it.

And God showed me that the XFINITY race car winner on Saturday looked like a Nazi Youth boy scout because the white Jews are superior to the gentile darkies.

Ironically, his name is Brandon Brown.

See every COEN BROTHERS movie where the white guys are acting like niggers.

Tom Brady.

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GREEN NOTES: Don't laugh, FOSS' tug boats have been pulling double barges full of gravel, logs, and coal down to California for decades; weather permitting.

Usually they go far enough out to sea where the currents are more favorable.

For example, you wouldn't want to dump 10,000 rotting dead bodies into the sea if they were just going to wash up on your own shores and cause a stinking mess.

JAMES BOND HISTORY NOTES: The physically transfigured marred servant in the new 007 movie is the same guy in the 1989 one that co-starred my Wayne Newton sex cult figure in LICENSE TO KILL.

What goes around comes around.

THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST WILL START IN SEATTLE.

Talk about going viral at MICROSOFT, AMAZON, COSTCO, STARBUCKS and BOEING; just for starters.

My own personal favorite being TWIN PEAKS.

☆

Some of my most precious memories of growing up in Seattle's U-District at 5717 16th Ave. N.E. were walking into the UW HOMECOMING street dance scene and listening to THE WAILERS from Tacoma play LOUIE LOUIE. 

And over at the next free beer block party it was PAUL REVERE AND THE RAIDERS from Boise, Idaho playing the same song.

Then it was over to PIZZA PETE'S were all five of us virgins could come up with enough money to order a large pizza with black olives and green peppers.

Talk about BENNIE AND THE JETS.

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GREEN NOTES: Greenwood is located above Green Lake in the Emerald City in the Evergreen State. For when the best organic way to get rid of the dead homeless bodies is take them out to sea in barges and feed them to the fishes.

Think SOYLENT GREEN meets THE GREEN HORNET.

You can YOUTUBE it if you don't believe it.

Seeing is believing.

For example; Bill Gates is trying to buy out all of the animal farms across America and convert them into green protein soybean farms.

SUFFER EACH OTHER'S BURDENS, GALATIONS 6:2

 "Three days of understanding... moving with one another." ERIC BURDON & THE ANIMALS

"You're an animal!" Austin Powers, role playing Adolf Hitler in all three that were about the three plus days of the two witnesses in REVELATION 11.

Think OCEANS 11, 12 and 13.

Howard Stern on drums in this one, circa 1967.

Sienna Miller as the proverbial flower girl.

Talk about type casting.

"I'm a big believer in type casting." Larry David, with a wink and a smile.

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PS LARRY DAVID: I'm the WWW printer/blogger, and my secret web list master is my editor in DC 57.

Note the various footnotes for DC 58.

Jesus suffered for your sins.

SPILL THE WINE

 "We all came to California's wine country for the 'sun, sex and pasta' life." Michael Savage, world renown rightwing talk radio epidemiologist; author of 24 books on the subject.

Light-years before Covidism became the next big establishment thing in California.

You can't Google it if you don't believe in it.

And don't even bother with Wikipedia. That will get you nowhere fast.

"...and I heard her say, one more time." Eric Burdon, 1970.

At least you can still youtube that if you don't believe it.

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BIG FOOT NOTE: Michael Savage's son founded the MONSTER energy drink line; which he eventually sold to COCA COLA.

"Caffien prevents headaches, but has other negative long term side effects." Yul Brynner, NATIONAL HEALTH FEDERATION convention, Denver, Colorado, 1976.

PS SEATTLE TIMES: When the NEW ORDER rules, there will be no minimum wage laws, not to mention needles lying around everywhere on the sidewalks.

Kind of like Switzerland; where the average hourly wage is around $37; and "...the sidewalks are so clean that you can eat off of them." Rick Steves, Edmonds, Washington.

THE MARK WAHLBERG EXPERIENCE

 Why do you suppose that Mark Wahlberg looks like the physically transfigurated lead singer in the [1965] THE ANIMALS video on YOUTUBE for WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE?

Thank God that there is still someplace on social media where we can go to find out the truth these days.

Since you are no longer allowed to Google it anymore if you don't believe in it.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: I have a bag full of blond blue eyed babies if you want a couple more.

Be sure to check out David Lynch's number for the day this next Tuesday.

"I never became a lesbian because there was no pay-off in it." Carrie Fisher

CRY LITTLE SISTER

 The video of that virgin Indian girl crying pebbles is God's take on Pebble Beach, California's head vampire in LOST BOYS.

Who represents the 666 beast of the beach in REVELATION 13:1.

Located due south of Castroville, north of Monteray.

Which means 'king of the mountain' in Americano.

See every HAMMER film where the vampire baron's castle sits on top of a mountain or a high hill in REVELATION 17.

Including the latter ones that where shot in California during the 1970s.

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PS NBC: President Nixon won the presidential election for a second time in 1968 on a law and order platform.

Don't forget, the first time he won the election, it was stolen from him by the 666 political machine in Chicago.

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Joe Biden's paper money 5.5 trillion bill is the CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 2021.

McConnell er all support the stand-alone infrastructure bill because his younger Chinese wife likes the green commuter train money.

PS DANA RALPH: After the NEW ORDER takes over in 2024, the cops will be allowed to do their jobs again.

There is a real-world difference between living in a left-wing police state and a right-wing police state.

THE NEW ORDER WILL START IN SEATTLE.

 "Seattle is the pesto sauce of cities." JERRY SEINFELD

"Seattle is sooo white!" Alison Roth [Read Scandinavian]

Speaking about Seattle's trend setting reputation for starting the latest foodie fads and crazy 666 political happenings.

Flash forward to the NEW ORDER in 2024.

Talk about the second wave of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

For when I was a mormon missionary from Northwest Seattle in ROMA. And the main right wing party over there was simply called "FORWARD!".

Talk about progressive politics.

Rhymes with THE NEW YORKER.

Larry David.

"Hitler never invaded Norway because he didn't have to." Winston Churchill 

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PS LARRY DAVID: That famous plastic bumble elevator at the SEATTLE WORLD'S FAIR was a prophecy about when the city state's liberals would be living in a futuristic bubble fantasy world.

Take for example that giant glass bubble moon station at AMAZON'S head office.

That represents the bubble on the back of my own head that came out during the 1990s.