Friday, June 11, 2021

THE JOY OF SEX

 "Confidence is a real turn on." Sandra Bullock, back in the day.

I might be wrong, but not likely.

Usually I'm always right about this stuff.

Wherefore, I don't remember ever seeing a hardback edition of the above 1970s paperback book blockbuster sensation that came from out of nowhere.

Which was full of pencil sketches of me having sex with Elizabeth Hurley.

And If you don't believe it, you can look it up on her INSTAGRAM.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: At least I have fortitude; unlike your two previous Hollywood Hills husbands, Jane Fonda.

PS DAVID RELF: If things don't work out with your Chinatown spy girl, who obviously works for the CCP, we can always move into and take over one of my brother's Chinese slum lord rooming houses in the U-Distric, off 45th N.E.

Probably not enough Sophmores wanting to go back to college this year; maybe 50% tops.

PS JEFF RELF: That stinger in the butt in REVELATION 9 is the new mandate to get a job if you want to live in one of Seattle's homeless drug camp college dorms.


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