After my pretend girlfriend from Mentor, Ohio dumped me for her smack daddy last weekend, I finally woke up to the fact that girls like discipline the most, even more than sex.
Which of course is a fundamental aspect of Biblical polygamy.
"I want a man, not a boyfriend." Lauren Bacall, 1951
"Safety first!" David Letterman, back in the day.
No wonder my French wife dumped her Republican husband salesman for a socialist capitalist lawyer from Oregon back in 1980, Larry David.
Think TIILLAMOOK CHEESE meets NIKE.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS EMMA WATSON: Last night I dreamed that we were two spy lovers who recovered the Seth Rich thumb drive from the mob. Then after that it was a piece of cake.
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