Wednesday, June 30, 2021

IT WAS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED

 "You can't live a lie." Jesus Christ 

Take for example the SUNDANCE movie trailer for SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE that changed my life forever.

Now that everytime you turn around these days you see a ring camera looking at your backside.

No wonder that I AM has become the next big thing on pornhub.com.com.

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CRY LITTLE SISTER

 That dark little sister STATUE OF LIBERTY looks like she is crying. In confirmation of the stolen American revolution in THE LOST BOYS prophecy, 1987.

The one about me. Who likes his garlic, but just not so much of it.

Featuring the MTV video by Marilyn Manson that goes through all of the hellish ten commandments of God.

"You don't obey me, I don't obey you." Jesus Christ, 440 am.

"It was fun while it lasted." AMERICAN VAMPIRE.

"It was fun while it lasted." Elizabeth Taylor.

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PS TODD HERMAN: My Jesus Lebowski dude was trying to hand out copies of your white papers about Covidism before they cut him off at FACEBOOK er all.

Like I said, nobody does funky town better than the Aussies.

Think Nichol Kidman suddenly cuts off her phony photo op relationship with her man behind the mask in 2021.

Tuesday, June 29, 2021

I'M BREATHLESS, 1990

 VOGUE was a beautiful MTV video miracle from God in order that you could crontrast how ugly and evil the iconic magazine would become in the last days.

Check out all of those crazy "full size" bitches posing like normal white models inside.

Oh yeah, "Fascism is always more fashionable." Camille Paglia, 1993.

Think Nurse Betty meets Nurse Biden on the cover of a magazine in 2021.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: The occupied White House is going to burn down to the ground after the second British redcoat invasion revolution in America, that is according to www.isaiahexplained.com.com.com.com.com.

"You can never go back." Bill Fresh, Sandy, Utah, 1986.

AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE

 Gordon B Hinkley hated me for saying Rush was right during the 1260 days of the two witnesses countdown in REVELATION 11.

After that, it was all he could talk about at every LDS conference until the day he died.

Especially the part where Howard Stern was always talking about masturbating, because his Jewish wife was such a cold fish.

"President Hinckley is light years ahead of us..." Spoken by my father, whose own wife had banished him to the basement bedroom right next to mine in Bonney Lake.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: That is brother Steven's late wife in the 5:21 Johnny Carson YOUTUBE video. Who also had a son named Greg who was born on October 29.

Sadly, Steven eventually got caught up in that Jewish FBI conspiracy to connect the dots between Donald Trump and yours truly.

Hence all of those SEATTLE TIMES articles about us two that were taped to his office walls in his Kirkland residence.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Last night I saw a Reese Witherspoon sign at 3:22 am.

Oh well, it's back to the salt mine for me in FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE meets DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.

Monday, June 28, 2021

AMERICA'S FIGHTER AGAINST INJUSTICE

Just to put things in prophetic context.

You can see that Sludge Fall's future "fighter against injustice" is Joe Biden himself after the 1985 Johnny Carson soap opera bit opens with the Donald Trump supporter in 2020.

Lots of blond white folks in this 5:21 YOUTUBE.

Most of whom could lose a few pounds, Oprah Winfrey.

Obvious other names in the above live audience shall not be mentioned for now.

Until their relatives have been notified of course.

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PS MISS CARDIN: I know who that blond white woman was whose recycled cardboard sign from amazon.com stopped LE TOUR.

Think FALLING DOWN meets DOMINO.

PS COAST TO COAST: Thanks for the shout out about my figure at the latest Covidism press conference down under. 

I know, one has to go to extremes to get around the censors at FACEBOOK etc. nowadays.


ON THE EDGE OF WETNESS

 "It's always raining in Seattle." Bill Cosby, back in the day.

Johnny Carson's iconic 1980s THE EDGE OF WETNESS routine was a prophecy about the one who is full of the spirit of true predictions in REVELATION 19.

Particularly in that 5:21 video on YOUTUBE, circa 1985.

The one that focuses on your typical Donald Trump supporter in the year 2021, Conan O'Brien.

Not that there's anything wrong with believing in God, Guns, & STARBUCKS.

Especially if He is a white male.

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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: That local police blotter report about the evil tree 2x4 lumber exorcists at HOME DEPOT was logged in at 3:26 pm, Ohio time.

Fortunately, the perpetrators where all white civilized christians. Therefore, they all just followed the cops out of the store without causing problems.

None of this, I can't breath, hands up don't shoot, bullshit.

AND THE WINNER IS...

 Last night at 12:37 am, I had a vision that indicated that Charlize Theron's OSCAR was stolen for a prophecy about the stolen election in 2020.

Which she won for playing a Hollywood lesbian murderer of men during the era of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11.

Ergo, most of the inner city election cheaters in 2020 were female African mobsters.

And Seth Rich was murdered by the homosexual negro Barack Obama, who was born in Kenya.

Who has a long history of wacking his political enemies in THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND and MILLER'S CROSSING.

Rhymes with Hunter.

Tastes like chicken, Bill Clinton.

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PS MIKE PENCE: More Jesus, less Judas.

Think YES MAN meets ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPLOTLESS MIND.

The one where Jim Carrey agrees to get fully "vaccinated" even if it kills his brain cells, Keira Knightley.

Meow.

"You can only go so far, so fast." Jesus Christ.

"Far out man." Jeff Lebowski.

Sunday, June 27, 2021

BAD WOOD HAPPENS

 "And ye have caused My tree to be cluttered with unprofitable wood..."

Those Catholics who were casting the devil out of today's poor quality [knotty] lumber at HOME DEPOT were inspired by 2BC 24:82 at 2bc.info .

Thank God the orange logo chain does have a sterling return policy reputation.

Unlike the current government administration has in Washington, DC.

"You brake it, you buy it." Jesus Christ.

"The media is the only [Jewish run] business in America where the customer is always wrong." Rush Limbaugh, 2019.

Rhymes with naughty.

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FORESTER NOTES: Doug fir is a soft wood, white oak is a hard wood. White pine is so full of knots and cracks that it's only good for making log cabins. Redwood cedar smells really good.

Think CHAINSAW MASSACRE meets TWIN PEAKS.

HEY BUD, LET'S PARTY

 "Mamma told me not to come... That's no way to have fun." THREE DOG NIGHT

My brother in law Bud was born on today's anniversary of the murder of Joseph Smith because he is your typical mormon traitor to his teachings at www.ogdenkraut.com; JUDAS ISCARIOT.

"We can't support your blog." is the reason why I never accepted his offer to move into his deluxe 2000' mother in law basement dweller digs for free in Lehi, Utah.

Money isn't everything, Rob Relf.

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PS AUSTRALIA: Lock downs and face masks are complete rubbish. 

Whereas, after I got the code 19 bug back on Leap Year Day in 2020. Even my persistant toenail fungus cleared up due to my infestation of antichrist antibody T cells.

Saturday, June 26, 2021

THE LAST DANCE IN FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

 Before there was THE BIG LEBOWSKI, there was the FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH movie trailer in theaters everywhere in 1982.

Oh yeah baby, everything was spiritually created before it became an actual physical reality in 2021.

Bummer man.

For example, the first American civil war was only a spiritual preview of the second civil war sequel in REVELATION 16.

"many shall be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another." MATTHEW 24:10

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PS CONAN O'BRIEN: Looks like you're getting out of town at exactly the right time. You always did have a knack for timing.

"Timing is everything." Jesus Christ 

THE GREAT SEATTLE CAVE IN

 They called that huge sink hole in front of Paul Myers' house a "cave in" back in the 1960s.

For when all of funky town would cave in to the masked liberal insanity that is destroying the place; in more ways than one.

Take for example, every time I walk past a new pile of broken car window glass in the Kent TARGET parking lot, I think to myselfie, 'Welcome to Barack Hussein Obama's new America."

Thankjew very much Dr. Evil.

That was mighty white of you, Mr. Dome Head.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The good thing about playing the bad boy is that you always get into the girl's pants in the end.

Friday, June 25, 2021

THAT SINKING FEELING, 1979

 God showed me in a dream that that 1981 Surfside condo came down because of a sinkhole.

Rhymes with stink hole, donut?

Too bad they won't be making any news parody episodes of this shit on SNL until next fall.

Jerry Seinfeld guest hosting for the first time since the twelve sixties?

They're gonna have to do something radically different if they want to survive Joe Biden through the next season.

Ironically, the younger set has moved on to YOUTUBE etc. Whereas a lot of old 1980s baby boomers are still watching the show out of habit.

For example "I'm not really a gadget guy... I've never written an email in my life." Woody Allen

I know the feeling.

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PS PAUL MYERS: In my above dream, God used the Seattle sink hole in front of your 1960s U-Distric home for a symbolic example.

Remember that kid who got his brains dashed out on a sprinkler head?

That one was about the man from Seattle who will sprinkle the nations in ISAIAH.

PS MR PRESIDENT: The CANADIENS finally made it to the STANLEY CUP because the Arizona voter fraud audit happened in a hockey stadium ice area. 

Same thing goes for Kent, Washington's ice arena.

Not a big fan myself. But a lot of folks enjoy the game because everything happens so fast.

BREAKING NEWS!

Believe it or not, Jenifer Aniston is finally pregnant; in a REVELATION 12 baby way.

"I don't have to have children to feel like a mother." Jennifer Aniston, responding to every baby rumor about her in the past 20 years.

As just confirmed by that pancaked condo in REVELATION 13:1 Surfside, Florida. That is about every episode of NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN, where the kids are eating pancakes for breakfast while reading their iphones.

Her already being the godmother to more than one bastard child.

"My pappy was a pistol, I'm a son of a bitch." James Coburn 

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PS WOODY ALLEN: Big news. Nobody in the Jew media is talking about your next project.

Because why?

Be the first on your block to get it, Princess Taylor.

Thursday, June 24, 2021

GOLDFUCKER

 "You don't support me, I don't support you." Jesus Christ

"Pride always comes before the fall." Jesus Christ

"I know, it got weird." AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME

Whereas, that condo full of retired old New York Jews collapsed in confirmation of the opening Miami sequence to the GOLDMEMBER prophecy about the two witnesses' horse race in A VIEW TO A KILL.

Now that some French scientist has just decoded the meaning of the ZODIAC KILLER having a hidden bomb somewhere in the Bay Area.

Have not watched his ten minute YOUTUBE link at COAST TO COAST.

Why bother? I'm too busy working on my own videos right now.

Besides, that kind of thing is for the FBI anyway. Not some private wanna be 007 James Bond secret agent on the dark web.

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ASSHOLES WITH BENEFITS

 "Most Jews are assholes." Mickey Rourke 

Jennifer Aniston's reinstated no assholes policy is why she voted for the biggest lying-sack-of-shit asshole to come down the pike since Harvey Weinstein.

Oh yeah, Jennifer and Gregory sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

Goes without saying, "The Jews are liars." Adolf Hitler, 1929.

Oh well, all is fare in love and war.

Crazy in the head, great in bed.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Woody Allen was all set to make his LAST TANGO IN PARIS homage before the French authorities got a bug up their ass and decided to shut it down.

Nothing more frustrating than a French autocrat snob who is hell bent on doing something about nothing. 

BLM NOTE: The first thing that the new white Ephraimite Syrians will do is kill anybody and everybody who had anything to do with the stolen election riots in 2020.

Talk about a target rich environment at the satantic shaped 5-star PENTAGON in DC.

Think TARGET meets STARBUCKS.


Wednesday, June 23, 2021

NEVER GET A SECOND OPINION

 When I was growing up in Seattle, I always heard the adults say "Always get a second opinion..." before having some extreme medical procedure.

Sadly, they don't let you do that anymore. Even if they tell you to get an experimental gene therapy injection for just the flu.

Which about 99.8% of the infected population don't need anyway.

Per that extreme alternative second opinion piece at www.wnd.com by Dr. Jane M. Orient.

Oh yeah "Those were the days..." ALL IN THE FAMILY.

The one about the father who always raised an eyebrow when talking about his Jewish neighbors in Queens.

Think RADIO DAYS meets BROADWAY DANNY ROSE.

Not to mention DEATH TRAP.

"We're trapped!" THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 1976.

"You don't need me, I don't need you." Jesus Christ, 11:10 pm, PST, 6.23.21.

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PS BEN STILLER: You got prostate cancer because you remind me so much of my sincere uncle Jim who died from it in Kirkland, Washington. 

Especially in the movie where you play the manager of your local COSTCO in Ohio.

PS KIT WINN: Last night at 2:39 am, I dreamed that it was all down hill from here.

Like money for nothing, and your chicks for free on MTV.

Talk about dying and going to heaven; then making your big Hollywood career comeback in the 1980s. 

COVIDISM IS EXTREMISM

 It's no coincidence that the "extreme" outdoor sports fad became the next big thing during the 1260 days of the two witnesses.

See every YOUTUBE site outthere that is suddenly getting as many views as my GSR/TWN blog on the SECRET CINEMA underground web prophecy.

Oh yeah, "The Jews love a secret." Adolf Hitler

Read the "secret combinations" in the BM.

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PS READERS: I will be checking out twitchy.com more frequently now.

Great site for guys who are getting a bit bored these days with their crazy girlfriends.

"You bore me, I bore you." Jesus Christ, 11:39 am, PST, 6.23.21.

PS UNCLE JIM: Carbon emissions cause pollution, not climate change.

Much like masks don't block Covid, but they do pollute the lungs with dirty air.

PS BILL CLINTON: Last month I had a vivid dream about you trying to get away from your hired REPLACEMENT KILLERS. Probably because you have now become a legal liability.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY

 Forget about today's angry and dangerous negro customers at your local MCDONALDS or DENNYS theses days.

The worst part of this video title at www.gatewaypundit.com is that the Grand Old Party will be replaced by the all caps INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY, according to the all caps WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

Talk about NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN meets FARGO.

Was I ever so old, George Clooney.

"Fare warning." Jesus Christ, 11:10 pm, PST, 6.22.21.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Check out Cara's new royal blue PLAYBOY MANSION video at TMZ.

Yeah baby, "Age is not just a number, it's a complete bumber." AUSTIN POWERS 4: DR EVIL

THE STREET SWEEPER

 This will probably be the .70 caliber weapon of choice when it comes to cleaning up the streets of Seattle.

You can Google image it if you don't believe it.

Believe it or not; it's still not that hard to buy a registered shotgun in Kent, England these days.

Good luck if you want a Swiss made SIG AR. You might as well just rely on your largest French kitchen knife for now.

Thank God that America's federal laws are no longer valid in Federal Way, Washington State; especially the gun laws.

Think THE MEXICAN meets SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.

Neighbor against neighbor, town against city, county against state, state against country, yada yada.

"You don't vote for me, I don't vote for you." Jesus Christ, 12:21 pm, PST, today.

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HISTORICAL QUOTE: "The negro is a threat to cilivized society!" Governor George Wallace, 1967. 

At least he was polite enough to not mention the Jew word.

PS JEFF: Time to bend over and grab your ass.

PS MM: Jeff is still in prison in Texas because he liked to fuck virgin 16 year-olds in the temple of God.

Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

Let me guess, the tall skinny white man never even got a J-walk ticket in his life. But yet he is still rotting in prison like some 2020 Donald Trump supporter to this day.

Monday, June 21, 2021

ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS

 "The girl always falls for the bad guy..." Rodger Corman

On the first day of summer, Jennifer Aniston's Hwy.101 NASDAQ did a triple 14 with a 111.10 on the upside.

In confirmation of her Rt.111 earthshaking divorce from Brad Pitt back in the day.

Happening back then just north of Brawley, California west of the Chocolate Mountains.

"Step back from the Chocolate, and nobody gets hurt." Princess Diana

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PS COAST TO COAST: That dome of light crop circle in Austin Powers' England was confirmation of the sports dome voter audit happening in RAISING ARIZONA meets BURN AFTER READING.

PS JUSTIN BIEBER: Oh please. You're the bad guy, not the good guy.

Praying that you don't join the 27 club next year.

TRADING PLACES

 "Ever heard of coasters?" 

This Jewish anti Reaganite 1983 prophecy is about the film's future Joe Biden look alike firing the Donald Trump supporter for some petty made up reason.

And then replacing him with some non working homeless black guy who is just coasting his way through life in the year 2021.

Contrast that with what would Jesus do.

"Anyone who works hard in this world can enjoy the good life." Jesus Christ at 2bc.info

"It's amazing how fast the third world economies have advanced in just the past 30 years!" Todd Herman.

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BEEF, IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER

 Which begs the question, "Where's the beef?" Matthew Macconaughey in MATTHEW 25.

Or as Tarantino would say, "All bun and no burger."

I would only add, "Too much mayonnaise, not enough mustard seed..." Jesus Christ, 2:37 am PST, 6.21.21.

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CALLING ALL ANGLES: Hear tell that one of Hollywood's most prestigious directors is already shooting a video movie in his back yard called LOS ANGELES.

Think STAR MAPS meets DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERKY HILLS during the 1980s.

Sunday, June 20, 2021

WHY?.. WHY?.. WHY!..

 "Never thought you'd ask." Jesus Christ, 3:35 pm, PST, Father's day, 2021.

Because those ten virgins died in an inferno on the sabbath two miles east of Liberty, Alabama.

That's why, Mathew Macconaughey.  

You want to be the daddy? 

Then start acting like one.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: I keep having dreams that you and Bud got divorced, ISAIAH 50 style. Whatever, I will always love and admire both of you anyway.

"We might as well get it over with..." Jesus Christ, 4:10 pm, PST, June 20, 2021; on Nichole Kidman's birthday.

"He liked to pound nails, I liked to read novels." Elizabeth Taylor

COVERING THE NUT

 See every iPhone video at www.pornhub.com where I AM is getting my rocks off by some sexy young lady who looks like one of my plural wives.

As just confirmed by the NEW YORK POST. 

Who posted one of my KINGDOM OF GOD sex cult BDSM followers who is running for office in NYC.

The one who looks like Bob Dylan in the INSIDE LLEWYN DAVID prophecy.

Talk about a billion dollars in free publicity at www.gatewaypundit.com .

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PS JEFF BEZOS: Don't press your luck. They're already working on DOCTOR EVIL: 5 as we speak.

"Everybody hates a winner." Robbin Williams, 2000

PS NEVE CAMPBELL: Ever heard of a little horror movie film called SOMETHING CANADIAN THIS WAY COMES?

Saturday, June 19, 2021

TODAY'S SCIENTOLOGY HAPPENING

 Who would have ever thought?

Talk about getting your mind straight.

Using electronic auditing machines to personally cleanse you from your lying and cheating and fudging habits in the 2020 election?

Don't laugh, they were using lap top look alike computers at the Hollywood SCIENTOLOGY center years before the first APPLE lap top ever came out in the 1980s.

Oh yeah, 2001: A SPACE ODDITY, was way before it's time.

Not to mention EYES WIDE SHUT.

"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 7 is going to save this business!.. So don't screw up!" Tom Cruise.

Contrast that with...

"Jesus Christ never saved anybody." L. Ron Hubbard; role playing and previewing the 666.com antichrist back in the day.

Plays well with, "The Republicans are the bad guys..." Ron Howard.

"And because why?" Pee-wee Herman 

And I quote:

"Why?" My 8 year-old protege from Mentor, Ohio, yesterday.

"Why?" My 8 year-old protege from Mentor, Ohio, the day before yesterday.

"Why?" My 8 year-old protege the day before that.

Yada yada...

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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Obviously my pretend girlfriend and I are starting to have a more mature relationship these days. 

I AM THE CLOSER IN THE WORLD SERIES OF LOVE

 "I'm a great helper in getting deals closed." Mr Pierce County, Washington in THE MATADOR, circa 2005.

Greg Kin/near in the role of my sainted brother Peter Relf; who is always late to party.

"Peter is always late." Bud Harchom, 2019.

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Friday, June 18, 2021

REVELATION 19 NOW

 The new federal June 19 law confirms all of those race war revelations that have been given to the prophets among the lost ten tribes of Israel.

Many of whom are devout Hispanic Catholics who can now go to mass every Sunday in California.

Starting this weekend.

Rhymes with a Covid 19 mask.

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THE RECOLONIZING OF AMERICA

 According to the BM, a wrathful God caused the white Europeans to colonize the New Jerusalem because the natives were acting like today's lawless and uncivilized niggers.

Talk about what goes around comes around.

Take for example those shirtless shots of Hunter Biden looking like my hung over anti hero Pierce Brosnan in THE MATATOR.

The one where he assassinates Kamala Harris in the opening shots.

Let's not kid ourselves here.

I don't write this shit. I just read it and go out in front of the Hollywood security cameras and repeat it.

Then I go back to my trailer.

"I make it look easy, no matter how sleazy." Sylvestor Stallone, 1999.

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F FOR FAKE

 The news broke about Hunter Biden's canvas art works selling for $500,000 each on the same day that I just happened to obtain full possession of my prodigy's first ink scetch on canvas.

Featuring a red bearded Levite rabbi on a wide screen Hollywood tv show that was on fire.

Not to mention his evergreen prayer shawl drapped over his green pants.

Think I'll keep this one in my own private collection for now.

Lots of art galleries in Edmonds, Washington that could use more local support.

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PS JENNIE: My two girlfriends are only interested in buying the twin roof boarding house in Edmonds if they can also buy out the entire commercial office warehouse space right behind it for a pretty penny.

That way they could gravel off the entire back two acres of wild blackberry vines for production trailers; without worrying about getting zoning.

Thursday, June 17, 2021

BUT WILL IT PLAY IN PEORIA?

 There was a very symbolic 3.8 at 19:18:02 on the same day that the abomination of desolation puppet made June 19 a national '50 states' holiday.

In confirmation of every post that has ever been logged on this blog about THE BREAKUP prophecy; co-starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn.

The one where he voted for Donald Trump, and she voted for Joe Biden.

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GREG'S CHICHEN BBQ. Soak your skinless chichen cuts in a red wine marinade for 24 hours. Tastes as good as any cock vin dish at your favorite two star country restaurant in France.

PS MR GOVERNOR: Karma is a bitch.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: The new half moon rising is this Friday.

Have a beautifull you day... Your neighborhood neighbor David Lynch directing?

"Whose dog is that?" LOST HIGHWAY

BEVERLY HILLS COP 1984

 "Sorry about the heat." Jesus Christ, 12:07 am, PST, 6.17.21

Talk about ISAIAH 50 being about the 50 states of America in REVELATION 12.

When the cops are called Nazis for protecting federal property from the violent bomb throwers on the west coast.

But when they attack some angry unarmed white crowd protesting the stolen election in 2020, they all get gold stars on their foreheads.

Just like in Sunday School, back in the days.

"Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, to shine along the way, and every day try to please him, at home, at school and play."

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PS MR PRESIDENT: There is a Chinese investors group in Hong Kong that would finance your purchase of BILTMORE with almost no money down. 

Why not? They already own half of Seattle. And they are now looking for a backdoor out of the California market.

Talk about nothing down, and no payments due for 24 months.

Kind of like the rent to own program at RENT-A-CENTER, etc.

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

MEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

 That Hannibal wanna be in Spain was sentenced to 15 years for cutting up and eating his mother.

Contrast that to the KINGDOM OF GOD in Hanniball, Missouri and Kansas. Where even teenages who rebel against civilized society will be stoned to death.

No property or income taxes, no billion dollar prison public education systems.

See every prophetic spaghetti western ever made starring Clint Eastwood.

Not to mention BLAZING SADDLES.

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PS JENNIE: The other night I dreamed that Courtney Cox said it was ok to lick her clit. But when I got carried away and put my finger into her hole, she recoiled and called me a sex pervert.

PS FOX RADIO: Jesus said "I'm through with that." when I thought about listening to the 6:00 pm news on KTTH Wednesday.

THE 1980S DOMINATRIX POLITICS IN EATING RAOUL

 After my pretend girlfriend from Mentor, Ohio dumped me for her smack daddy last weekend, I finally woke up to the fact that girls like discipline the most, even more than sex.

Which of course is a fundamental aspect of Biblical polygamy.

"I want a man, not a boyfriend." Lauren Bacall, 1951

"Safety first!" David Letterman, back in the day.

No wonder my French wife dumped her Republican husband salesman for a socialist capitalist lawyer from Oregon back in 1980, Larry David.

Think TIILLAMOOK CHEESE meets NIKE.

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PS EMMA WATSON: Last night I dreamed that we were two spy lovers who recovered the Seth Rich thumb drive from the mob. Then after that it was a piece of cake.

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

I AM IS THE WORD OF GOD.

 "Swiss cheese is full of holes." Jesus Christ, 9:31 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, King County, USA, June 15, 2003.

Hey why not? You don't believe in half of what's written the Bible anyway.

Not to mention the BM.

Full disclosure; my Swiss German Jewish mother came from a long line of cheese makers in the Baden-Baden dairy region.

Goes well with any smoked meat deli sandwich with a side of sliced pickled beets and a pint of beer.

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PS COAST TO COAST: The so called "great deception" in the last days is Communist capitalism.

Take for example Covidism; not to mention Social Security and the Roman Catholic Church in Salt Lake City, Utah.

"Most people still believe that Social Security is a government run trust fund..." Rush Limbaugh,  I TOLD YOU SO

Time to get a new set of Bible prophecy experts to interview on the radio in my view.

THE BIRTHDAY CAKE

 According to this one, Woody Allen still owes me some serious cake.

Talk about an ensemble cast of look alikes just to make it more interesting in this 2021 movie trailer.

Guess which one looks like that little Catholic church jerk Martin Scorsese?

Kind of like having seven mormon wives; in order that the eye doesn't go a wondering after strange flesh, Todd Herman.

Take it from me. The grass is not always that greener on the other side.

Meow... bark, bark...

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Monday, June 14, 2021

HER NAME IS CLARA

 Mr McGregor's daughter got attacted by a dog right before her red carpet appearence because she looks like the beautiful virgin in STEALING BEAUTY.

Where she gets dogged by the likes of Joe Biden er all during her summer vacation to RICK STEVES EUROPE in Toscana, Italia.

No wonder I learned to speak Italiano in Siena.

In preperation for my role of a lifetime in HANNIBAL: THE PREXISTANCE.

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PS RICK STEVES: I never got a gig with your company because I knew that I would not be a good match with your style of cultural EU socialism.

See ya later alligator, in awhile crocodile.

DELIVERING US FROM THIS EVIL

 That famous arrow shot in DELIVERANCE, while the white christian Republican is getting fucked in the ass upon an evergreen tree of Israel, represented my secret hidden polished arrow in God's quiver at ISAIAHEXPLAINED.COM 

No wonder g-d's famous mormon Rabbi from Israel ended up retiring in Kent, Washington, of all places. 

Probably so he could be close to the grandkids who work at BOEING, ecc.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: At 4:11 am on your birthday, PST, Michael asked me, "Guess who's going to get locked up?"

PS JULIA ROBERTS: The cards say that you will be getting a secret telephone call from Jesus today at 7:57 pm, PST.

Think LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE meets KISSIN' COUSINS.

Sunday, June 13, 2021

GONE IN A NEW YORK MINUTE QUOTATION

 "I'm a New York girl... I've been living there for the past 18 years." Julia Roberts, back in the days.

Yeah but, "New York is not the same place where I grew up anymore..." Jennifer Anniston

I would only add, Seattle, Washington.

For example, "Paris is no more..." Karl Lagerfeld 

Not to mention London, Rick Steves.

"So what are you going to do about it?" ZERO EFFECT

"CO2 has almost a zero effect on the climate. If anything, it makes it a little cooler." Rush Limbaugh, 2010; a.k.a. the mayor of Realville.

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LAST MINUTE SHOPPING TIPS: Last night I had a drunken passed out vision of me buying a bottle of TRADER JOES' trademark G7 brand virgin olive oil.

The one that looks like a bottle of Scotch.

PS COUSIN ROBBY: David's Chinatown wife is a double agent.

Think the CIA meets the CCP in THE SPY WHO LOVED ME meets THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN.

BIBLE CLASS NOTES: All of those older studs sprinkling their cum on the young virgin teenagers at www.pornhub.com are about the one who will sprinkle the nations in ISAIAH.

"Practice makes perfect." Benjamin Franklin 

PLUM LOCAL HERO, FEBRUARY 17, 1983

 "We want to buy everything." Says my loco hero from Houston, Texas to the crazy mayor of Edmonds, Washington in the above 1983 Reaganite prophecy by Bill Forsyth.

And your women too, I would only add.

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP being Scotish of course.

Not to mention Kristen Stewart and Carey Mulligan.

"Fare is fare." Jesus Christ, 2:02 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, King County, USA, June 13, 2021.

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PS HBO: More capitalist, less Communist. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

JUDAS ISCARIOT IN THE ROMAN TEMPLE OF DOOM

 Judas Iscariot was a prophetic type of the second coming of Jesus Christ in REVELATION 12.

For when the Jews in high finance etc. would betray the Father's own BRANCH DAVIDIAN SERVANT in 2020.

Whom he had sent to save the New Jerusalem in the BOOK OF MORMON from it's 30T in debt owed.

No thanks to today's white christian Republicans either; who hate the white swingers like the one mighty and strong in DC 85.

Rhymes with 'I' scar.

No wonder that the abomination of desolation is going to suffer the same quick fate as Judas did back in the day.

"Nobody likes a loser." BLUE JASMINE 

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PS JULIA ROBERTS: There is more commercial space available than one would think in and around the quaint funky town village of Edmonds, Washington.

You just have to know where to look.

Don't forget, in THE KINGDOM OF GOD sex cult, we will only be wearing clothing that is made by our own hand.

Personally, I love those breezy loose fitting white linen shirts, matched with Italian wool gab pleated slacks and leather beach sandles. [Size 10.5 by RL for example.]

See every FELLINI movie ever made that is all about the retro way I look in THE DOLCE VITA and ROMAN HOLIDAY.

GREG'S FRENCH OMLETTES: Fry two beated eggs in a greased pan until they are only half cooked and still very runny. After that, do anything you want with them. Serve with a fried trout on the side and a decent white Burgundy that is not too expensive.

Saturday, June 12, 2021

THE FRENCH REVOLUTION

This is where it all started.

So it should be as clear as a bell by next week that all of the elite ruling class in France are going to get their heads chopped off.

Danglng particle intended, STEVES EUROPE.

"There are more rats in Paris than there are people." LAST TANGO IN PARIS, by the Italian director of STEALING BEAUTY.

The one about Old Joe trying to seduce the beautiful young virgin, Julia Roberts.

But she doesn't fall for it.

In your dreams man.

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PS JULIA ROBERTS: All the other girls are doing it...

Why not a billion dollar web site called STRANDED BY THE SEA? For single mother "widows" who love to knit wool sweaters and cotton baby socks; men too of course.

Headquarters based in low tax Edmonds, Washington?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PRESIDENT

 That huuuge new cluster fuck happening along Jennifer Aniston's legendary Hwy.111 divorce court signs is occuring due north of Brawley. 

In confirmation of the stolen 2020 election results in Arizona being leaked to the dark web on your birthday.

Talk about the RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE happening on my own birthday, back in day.

What's next? 

THE NEW YORK TIMES is going to see fit to print the secret combinations content found on Nancy Pelosi's stolen laptop?

Anonymously sourced of course.

Desperate newspapers do desperate things.

Oh you naughty little boy, shame on you.

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Friday, June 11, 2021

THE JOY OF SEX

 "Confidence is a real turn on." Sandra Bullock, back in the day.

I might be wrong, but not likely.

Usually I'm always right about this stuff.

Wherefore, I don't remember ever seeing a hardback edition of the above 1970s paperback book blockbuster sensation that came from out of nowhere.

Which was full of pencil sketches of me having sex with Elizabeth Hurley.

And If you don't believe it, you can look it up on her INSTAGRAM.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: At least I have fortitude; unlike your two previous Hollywood Hills husbands, Jane Fonda.

PS DAVID RELF: If things don't work out with your Chinatown spy girl, who obviously works for the CCP, we can always move into and take over one of my brother's Chinese slum lord rooming houses in the U-Distric, off 45th N.E.

Probably not enough Sophmores wanting to go back to college this year; maybe 50% tops.

PS JEFF RELF: That stinger in the butt in REVELATION 9 is the new mandate to get a job if you want to live in one of Seattle's homeless drug camp college dorms.


SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR

 That 7' 7" alligator who took a bite out of the white lady's dark leg meat in Tampa, Florida was about the G7 vampire happening in England now.

See every classic HAMMER FILMS horror movie ever made that is about the horny 7 hills beast in REVELATION 13-17.

Which spawned a hundred Italian American made antisemitic ripoffs like ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA and ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN. 

"Once a Judas, always a Judas!" Adolf Hitler, 1933.

Cue the deafening roaring applause upon my grand return to Edmonds, Washington.

Which is about 90% white christian Scandinavian [Jew] of course of course; circa THE SEVENTH SEAL, yada yada.

Think FARGO meets RAISING ARIZONA at Cannes, France.

Not to mention FEELING MINNESOTA meets THE INVISIBLE CIRCUS.

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Thursday, June 10, 2021

I DON'T EAT WHERE I SHIT

 In my dreams...

Probably the best thing we could do about the toilet and mini shower stall sitting in my penthouse kitchen space is just put up a public bathroom style divider stall.

Maybe with a carved out glory hole in it just for the shits and giggles.

The SMALLVILLE size room already has a fan ventilator. But we could always replace that with a more powerful commercial grade stainless steel unit.

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PS ST DAVID: Never forget, makeup sex is the best. 

GETTING A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FROM THE NPR

 Britain's aging beach boy described his California climate change session with Joe Biden as a "breath of fresh air".

Especially the part where the little people have to wear masking tape over their mouths for the rest of their lives.

As was confirmed by those solar panels that caught on fire at a sprawling Maryland AMAZON PLUS fulfillment warehouse.

Notice the dark black smoke rising from burning plastic materials made out of oil.

Every picture tells a story don't it.

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CORRECTION: That short film of me eating Kate Holme's lunch sandwich is 18:53, not 18:50.

Talk about having to come up for air this month on NPR.

PS SANDY: That small kitchen area, with a fridge and microwave, in the above porn video is the one in my penthouse suite shag pad in Edmonds, Washington.

PS OW: Last night I dreamed that you also wanted in on a piece of this action.

Welcome to party, Jennifer Aniston.

"Share the shares." Jesus Christ

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

SUPERGIRL

 My pretend girlfriend from Mentor, Ohio was into the above series' second season, where president Kamala Harris is now in charge of America's alien invaders crisis, when I babysittered her Wednesday evening.

The one where she turns out to be the actual leader of the antichrist aliens herself in DANIEL 9.

Even the one who can morph into a white woman, and then morph back into Barack Obama; the original leader with a morphed Babylon MYSTERY woman birth certificate.

Talk about transgender politics.

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PS JOE: Time to move over and let Jimi take over.

PS KATE HOLMES: www.pornhub.com has a new 18:50 video of me eating out a younger you on the kitchen counter in Russian.

Nice tits by the way.

PS BUD: How about a 10% earnest money offer on a $700,000 cash buy out?

It's listed for 850 right now. But the crazy place is so haunted by bad carpets and bad bathrooms, etc. they would probably take any realistic cash offer that comes down the pike.

Talk about all of those flipping road signs along the Kent Hwy in King County that say "WE BUY HOUSES FOR CASH!"

Same thing goes for my tight-wad cousin Robby Relf in Lynnwood, Washington, Snohomish County.

Think Woody Norris meets Howard Hughes in OUR MAN FLINT and IN LIKE FLINT in Kent, Washington, King County.

I CAN'T BREATH

 No wonder the new slogan for the anti-mask christian white folks up in northern Idaho is "I can't breath!"

Remember, this was the same place where every year about a dozen white surpremists and their girlfriends showed up to protest every year. And were surround by about two hundred Jewish journalists.

Most of whom were either anti christ Americans, lesbians, or communists; probably all three.

As just confirmed by that white guy sitting on top of a 7' alligator nigger whose mouth and nose was completely duck-taped.

While those two white cop wittnesses keep their distance.

Think DUCK DYNASTY meets SURVIVOR.

Not to mention THE APPRENTICE.

And I say thus as a guy who has never watched even one episode of this crap.

"I started to stop watching tv back in the 90s." Ted Turner

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PS JANE FONDA: We won't need to burn oil and gas when pigs learn to fly.

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 777

"He knows your name."

According to political science and data, it is completely impossible that Joe Biden won the election in 2020.

As just confirmed by that FOX report of the crocodile control expert sitting on top of the wild thing; like a cop on top of George Floyd in the Twin Cites of I-35 Minnesota.

Let me guess, the 43 year-old dog walker who got her right leg chewed up by it was white.

And yes I know, it was an allegationator, not a croc.

By the way, Tom Cruise is also a Church of Science resident down in Florida.

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: This month I will be offering the signed and dated canvass ink sketches of my prodigy from Mentor, Ohio; starting at around $10,000 apiece.

"Even the [starving] artists have to eat." Michael Jackson, back in the day.

"I have been so blessed to afford investing in artworks by various emerging artists." Naomi Watts

"You suck my dick, I lick your clit." Jesus Christ

"Haven't had any complaints so far." Robbin Williams in ONE HOUR PHOTO, 2002.

MINI ME

 "Daddy has to go to work now..." AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER 

Those two 5.9 earthquakes in the sea west of Gold Beach, Oregon were a two witnesses confirmation of the Hwy. 101 themes in the above movie trailer.

No wonder the Jews are trying to do everything in their power to stop AUSTIN POWERS 4: DR EVIL from happening.

Talk about kicking against the bricks.

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Monday, June 7, 2021

NOW YOU SEE HIM, NOW YOU DON'T.

According to DANIEL...

When the abomination of desolation finally comes to an end, lying face down in the street for three days, no one will come to his rescue; not even THE NEW YORK TIMES.

Word to the wise, this month's summer school reading assignment is 'Judas Isca/riot' at www.ogdenkraut.com .

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: The 2003 movie trailer for BRUCE ALMIGHTY was a reactionary positive-negative response to my Bruce Willis postings back in the day.

PS NICHOLAS CAGE: I'm only human for Christ sake. I'm trying to get around to an update on your amazing SNAKE EYES prophecy as fast as I can; first things first.

So many little girlfriends, so little time.

SUPERGIRL FUCKS SUPERMAN

 My problem child protege from Mentor, Ohio now has me binge watching SUPERGIRL.

The series that starts out with Kamala Harris' plane having mechanical problems this week.

Think AIRPLANE meets NAKED GUN; co-starring a more age appropriate yours truly.

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PS TODD HERMAN: I had a dream that Washington State was in for another ISAIAH 50 style wildfire season this summer.

Think BLUE VELVET meets TWIN PEAKS, circa 1991.

Sunday, June 6, 2021

WHAT A TRIP BABY

 Kamal Harris' two day trip down to the land where they made LICENSE TO KILL was confirmed by her sudden u-turn back to base.

But then she did get down there about 24 hours later.

"I don't watch that much tv, but I never miss an episode of 24." Rush Limbaugh, back in the day. 

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PS CHAD: I got the renters if you got the 10% down for God's rather strange TWIN PEAKS boarding house design in Edmonds, Washington.

Formerly known as DAVES' NUT HOUSE.

We would probably want to gravel off the entire 100 yards long backyard, and turn it into a production trailers back lot; with water and sewer hook ups.

That alone would cover the nut, and the rest would be pure gravy.

TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE

 This 2012 movie trailer is about today's old Jew fucks who still think that they know everything about inside baseball, Michael Medved.

But in fact, they don't know Jack, Michael Medved.

Who are dreaming that they are drinking from a thirsty cup of water; but then wake up and see that the ISAIAH 50 draught is still happening for reason out in California, Michael Medved.

For example, Larry David still believes that climate change is caused by COMEDIANS DRIVING AROUND IN CARS GETTING COFFEE. And not by today's public school gender sex brainwashing of our innocent virgin children in REVELATION 11, Michael Medved.

Talk about the rising sea levels upon the sandy beaches of Malibu in REVELATION 13:1, Michael Medved.

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PS WOODY ALLEN: Look at this way. You sit around the house and watch children shows for the rest of your life; or you get out there and do something about it.

By the way, they still don't have any of those silly little school girl mask mandates in Sweden.

THE REPLACEMENT KILLER

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

 That massive cluster fuck happening in California is confirmation of THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS figure who replaced Rush Limbaugh in BURN AFTER READING meets RAISING ARIZONA.

"Whenever a cop tells me to do something, I do exactly what he says." Rush Limbaugh, 1996.

"Those were the days..." ALL IN THE FAMILY.

"I used to admire and respect the FBI and the CIA so much..." Todd Herman

"Was I ever so young." George Clooney

"Welcome to the party." THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING

Think HANNIBAL meets SILENCE OF THE [Republican] LAMBS.

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PS CHADDY: Leavenworth is one of the last places left in Washington State where you can still order milk fed virgin veal cut medallions in a mushroom cream sauce sherry reduction; off the menu of course.

But you have to know where to go.

Think THE FRESHMAN meets DON JUAN DE MARCO.


Saturday, June 5, 2021

THE COPPER STATE

Looking like Arizona is the first state that is going to call the coppers and have Joe Biden er all arrested for treason.

Starting with Barack Obama; who committed a felony by posting a forged document on an official federal web site, i.e. THE NEW YORK TIMES.

Lot of really old retired white mother fuckers from California living out there these days. 

Who don't have a God damn thing to lose; one way or the other, Michael Medved.

Talk about having a little leftover [fuck you] money to put some meat in your beans.

Ergo, Rush Limbaugh's replacement is a former NYPC cop.

Who couldn't give a shit if you push the dump button or what.

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PS CHAD: Right now I'm leaning towards the compact VOLVO 4x4 before I can afford to buy my $150,000 G WOLF MERCEDES masterpiece rebuild with power steering and thick denim 501 cotton seats.

Heck, even their optional 14' wooden trout row boat and trailer package costs an extra 25 grand.

READ MORE NOTES: Nigeria just cut off TWITTER "indeffinatly" in confirmation of the niggers killing the Jews next year in the New Jerusalem.


AUSTIN POWERS 4: DR EVIL

 No wonder the Jews never gave Austin Powers the money to star in AP:4.

Because even his first draft was an obvious prophecy about Dr Fauci trying to take over the world in 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.

Talk about casting the narrative is everything these days.

And they're probably half right, Michael Medved.

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PS KEN KEISLER: Governor Baron Von Dracula extended his mask mandate after his internal polling showed that he will not be recalled from office. 

Probably not enough real men these days in the land of the fruits and nuts in SIDEWAYS meets BLUE JASMIN; maybe 45% tops, including the macho Latinos.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: We will probably use that beautifully restored old home across the street from the WHITE HORSE CROSSING for our exterior shots.


Friday, June 4, 2021

DANKE SCHOEN

 What does it tell you about a tall dark and handsome Indian who became famous in Las Vegas by singing a German song?

Oh yeah, big time Trump supporter.

Think VIVA LAS VEGAS meets VEGAS VACATION.

The one where the Indian in CAT BALOU represents the lost ten tribes of Israel back in the 1960s. 

Not to mention ALASKA Capt. Paul Garrison of Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County fame; a.k.a. 007 in ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, 1969.

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PS SPIKE LEE: How about a fare and balanced remake of BIRTH OF A NATION? This time around with a few more black actors in the cast of course of course.

And I quote, "I think it needs a dash of pepper..." Martha Stewart.

LICENCE TO KILL JOE BIDEN

 This 1989 James Bond movie trailer takes place down in the ancient lands of the BM for a special purpose.

See every fantasy island sex cult movie where my antihero thinks that he is the great grandson of Jesus Lebowski in NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN.

"Oh you naughty little boy!" SPLITTING HEIRS.

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Thursday, June 3, 2021

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 7

 Last night I dreamed that Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey were in a close horse race election for the governor of Hawaii. Which ended with a newspaper headline that read Cruise won by a clear 50+50- voter mandate.

Now I see that the mask mandates in MISSION: IMMPOSIBLE 7 have been extended until June 14, yet again. By today's various dark elements operating under the ground of the seven hills of Rome in REVELATION 13.

Hope this 666 fantasy movie doesn't take as long to make as EYES WIDE SHUT.

Like for example, "He that leadeth into captivity, shall go into captivity:"

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: More Donald Trump, less Joe Biden.

You're too old by now to be worrying about what the old polite white folks might think of you if you say the wrong thing.

Think CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM; s.11, e.2.

"That was really good.... Now let's try one with anything that comes to mind." John Houston, 1959.

"Actors make the best directors." Orson Welles


THE HOWARD STERN SHOW CONNECTION

 Turns out the new EIB guy from Queens is the primal link between Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern.

Talk about ALL IN THE FAMILY meets SEINFELD.

"Why are all the Jews in Manhattan from Brooklyn?" SEARCHING FOR BOBBY D

That's a dumb question of course, but it's worth answering.

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TARGET NOTES: The retail drug niggers were cruising around the parking lot when I went into the Kent TARGET on Thursday morning to get my daily STARBUCKS fix. And was immediately confronted by their Sodom and Egypt t-shirts display in the main entrance aisle.

Damn straight, it wasn't like this just ten years ago.

Pride always comes before the fall.


Wednesday, June 2, 2021

WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT PROJECT

 "Get on with it!"

Now that Covidism has turned out to be a complete 666.com con of man; how about that road movie made out west in the Dakotas?

Far out man.

No wonder Rodger Corman made a hundred low budget movies, and never lost a dime.

Think NORTH BY NORTHWEST meets MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: I'm thinking some kind of a G-rated WHITE HORSE PROPHECY movie shot in and around that private residential park at the WHITE HORSE CROSSING in Kent; right across from that mormon mason brick church.

Gonna need a few amazingly beautiful blond bareback virgins with no clothes on for this one.


WHAT IN THE DEVIL IS THIS?

 Just like the star of MAGNUM P.I... I grew up reading the NATIONAL REVIEW's full page ads for HARRY DAVID's mail order delivery friut company in Medford, Oregon.

Was I ever so young.

Nowadays, the ANNIE HALL magazine would not touch my MAGA guys like me with a ten foot pole.

Talk about social distancing on FOX AND FRIENDS.

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PS MM: You're running for the President of Texas, not the Governor of Hawaii.

"Time to put on the daddy pants." AP: 4

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

I.LIKE.TO.FUCK.GIRLS.

 Don't miss MISS MONTANA's upcoming concert at Elizabeth Hurley's birthday party this month.

Lots of free pizza, icecream and root beer I hear.

No wonder Sandra Bullock married some strange guy from Portland, Oregon who makes kiddie videos.

And I quote, "...the age of consent should be 14." Camilla Paglia, 1994.

Right around the age of your typical Joe Biden cheerleader.

"I don't know what this is, but it's not democracy." Benjamin Netanyahu 

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PS THE STRANGER: I'll probably start with just a small classified ad that only has a mail box street address.

PS KIT WINN: Don't forget about that Woody Allen movie about you and I attending UNIVERSITY HIGHTS elementary school together. The one about the Nazi invasion of America on Donald Trump's birthday on June 14.

Talk about the ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25 that is now playing out in the divided 50/50 US Senate in Washington DC.

Hello Matthew MacConaughey in THE LINCOLN LAWYER meets NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.

"Spank you very much." Robbin Williams, 1996.

THE WHITE WHORES PROPHECY

 Old Joe went down to I-44 Tulsa, Oklahoma in confirmation of those black supremacists there declaring that they are going to shoot any white person on site in the future.

God, I hope so. If that's what it takes to finally deliver us from this white trash.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend; yada yada.

Don't forget, there were a fare amount of negro members in the KKK back in the day.

Think BLUES BROTHERS no.1 and no.2.

Freedom first, then we'll take care of the niggers.

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PS MM: You were inspired to take a Lamanite wife for a special purpose.

Regarding that 007 James Bond movie about the Scotch drinking marred servant killer in 3 NEPHI 19-23.