"They're green on the outside, and red on the inside." Jesus Christ, 1999
"Even the leaders of my own church have become cowards." Jesus Christ, 1980
Choose your poison, Mitt Romney or Joe Biden; same creepy haircut, same creepy smile.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I usually order a tall drip with a shot in the dark at FREDDY'S.
I know, a cup of black Joe isn't that good for you, but neither is communism light.
Also, TWITTER is for bird brained twits of course.
For example, "TRIX are for kids, silly rabbit." 1966
PS JENNIFER LOPEZ: I had a strange dream about you two weeks ago. But for the life of me, I can't remember anything about it. The only thing that I do remember about it was that it was so strange to have a dream about you in the first place.
Maybe it's ERASER HEAD meets that movie you once made with Ben Afflect. Will get back to you on this one.
Most no.2 soft lead pencils are painted yellow of course. Which is why they constantly need sharpening.
And their eraser heads are as pink as a New York Republican.
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