"I'll do kink... I'll do whatever you want!" AMERICAN GIGOLO
I had a vision yesterday at 8:06 pm of thousands of mail-in ballots being copied at a typical 1980s KINKOS shop in L.A.
Because the joint was originally founded by some Jewish hippie college sophomore back in 1970 who was into kinky pubic hair sex.
Yeah. Really. No shit.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BEN AFFLECT: You and your girlfriend Matt Damon were born to play the bad boy fusion character in BOONDOCK SAINTS: THE 5 VIRGINS.
If the money is right of course. Otherwise, I'll get Daniel Day Lewis to do it for me, as a personal favor. Hear tell that he is also getting pretty tired of wearing his dirty jockstrap over his face. Plus, he could use a few more big ones right now than you two guys.
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