JIM CARREY AS THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE?

 It should be quite obvious by now to the better half of America, that Democratic Covidism is the new Satanism. 

"Democracy is mob rule" Ayn Rand

Oh yeah, most polls show that a comfortable majority support government ordered mask mandates.

Talk about the Repulic of Texas celebrating Independence Day on March 2.

Which also happens to be Washington State Day in Olympia, Washington.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Hard to believe I know. But the last real estate appraisal for the Biltmore complex came in at only 157 big ones. Including plenty of raw forest land for at least two full size golf course developments. Not to mention a full service movie studio complex with it's own private jet landing strip.

Think about it. Back in the 1980s, North Carolina was supposed to become the new Italian style Hollywood.

Think HARRY POTTER meets PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN at www.biltmore.com .

PS JC: Pelosi and Shumer are ragging like the devil because he knows how little time he has left.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Tell daddy to buy up lots more farm acreage in Tennessee. Same thing goes for you too Reese Witherspoon.

PS KEN KEISLER: Yesterday I dreamed that Courtney Cox wanted to be one of your new business partner wives.

IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE STILL ALIVE?

Maybe we should ask Joe Biden that same question.

Because making fun of Jacob's white pillows in DANIEL 5:25-31 is not that cutting edge anymore.

No wonder FOX has finally kicked the bucket too; and is now falling down way behind in the undead ratings for MSNBC and CNBC.

Well well, hear tell that the Biltmore Estate in North Carolina is also secretly open to any serious career offers these days.

Lease with option to buy?

30-year mortgage with hot-air alloon payment in 5 years?

Nothing down, no payments due for 36 months?

Or just cash money on the barrel up front, Italian style. A little nudity and language may be required of course.

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BE THE FIRST JEW ON YOUR BLOCK TO GET IT.

 "I love you grandma, but you're going to get it." BLUE VELVET, North Carolina.

Yesterday at 8:03 am, I had a vision of a lady walking down the sidewalk in a red and black outfit that represented the marine flag storm warning. 

If you see two of them, it means hurricane warning.

Lots of marinas and sailboat docks down in Tampa; rhymes with TAMPAX; looks like face masks.

"Smells fishy to me." CAPTAIN RON

"Back then, we didn't care about the niggers and the spics... it was the Jews..." Leslie Winn, talking to me about coming of age in Denver; circa 1967 in Seattle.

"I voted for Governor George Wallace. I'd love to see him become President; then maybe get assassinated after six months." Leslie Winn.

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PS MILE HIGH GIRL: That Indian Arrowhead Springs landmark in the INLAND EMPIRE relates to the Kansas City CHIEFS' team logo. Yours truly being the polished arrow hidden in God's secret cinema quiver backpack.

PS TEXAS: The only way to make a clean break from KINKOS' phony paper money copy system is to establish a hard currency state banking system that is based on gold, silver and copper. Even crude oil royalties and wheat crop futures could work. Anything that can be converted into something of real physical value that you can feel and hold in your hand.

Talk about seed money.

THE BIG CHILL OUT

 "It's about everything... suicide, dispair... Where did our hope go?.. That's it!.. Lost hope!" Jeff Goldblum on the telephone, talking to himself in front of a mirror; who opens the above 1983 movie trailer.

Talk about the 1980s GAP generation who started the KINKOS copy center STUDENTS FOR A DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY revolution in 2020.

And we all know how well that ended in EASY RIDER meets the [amazon.com] DELIVERANCE prophecies.

Yeah baby, "I was a member of the original Seattle Seven." THE BIG LEWBOSKI.

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THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING IN WESTERN WASHINGTON

 "I can't bear this lightness, this freedom." Says my ex wife look alike in the above trailer. 

 Who also suddenly split the scene in Stanwood, Washington; because I didn't have a good big government corporation establishment "situation".

No wonder the French have gone so mad for the false claims and hopes of Covidism and climate change scientology.

Which leads to the second civil war uprising in this 1988 film that came out right after the anticommunist Reagan revolution.

Remember, this was long before everyone and his dog had a hand held movie camera in their pocket.

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PS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "Don't wait until it's too late. Always strike while the iron is hot." Donald Trump, 2005.

"What are you waiting for?" ZERO EFFECT

THE UNITED STATES OF OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON.

 I'm still hoping that Hwy. 101 Olympia will become the third wheel in the three part breakup of the holy city in REVELATION 16.

Think 570 KVI meets 770 KTTH. Right after the 710 KIRO church rids itself of the likes of Mitt Romney and Liz Chenney.

Think SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES on Valentines Day in Chicago, Ill. in SHE'S HAVING A BABY and HOME ALONE.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: Don't forget to listen to ARK MIDNIGHT live every Saturday night. Even if you have to overnight delivery your retro 1980s KENWOOD shortwave radio on Craig's list etc.

PS GOOGLE: Oh for Christ's sake, don't wear a mask; and please help speed up the [Amber] heard effect of CODE 19. "No pain, no gain." Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1979.

I.e. "We want to pump you up." with the 1980s 666 vaccine on SNL meets MTV.

PS EVA LONGORIA: Last night I dreamed that you wanted me to massage your back with your favorite lotions from goop.com. Whereupon, I got such a hard on that I accidently on purpose pushed my 7" nail into your small tight virgin size pussy from behind, doggy style.

Then you said, "I should have known that that would happen."

HOTEL SATAN

 Now that the great Orange County Satan is no longer President of THE UNITED STATES OF CALIFORNIA, the frosty breath MTV video homage for DEAD POOL takes place at a TRUMP HOTEL during the winter time in MARK 13:14.

As confirmed by the trailer's prophetic pirated election flag that stands for THE BUCCANEERS team logo in SUPER BOWL LV.

Talk about Tom Cruise getting his head cleared on deck of that SCIENTOLOGY ship tied up down in Clearwater, Florida.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: At 6:26 pm today, I had a flash vision on my iPhone of some snowplowed highway ten day ACUWEATHER forecast for February 3-13. Maybe it was in Denver, possibly Salt Lake City. 

Not sure, it happened too fast for me to get a good look. We'll see.

Meanwhile, I hear they're also having a rather snowy winter in England this season.

PS GWYNETH PALTROW: The other night at 10:29 pm, I dreamed that we were two heavy breathing virgins who couldn't wait to get married in the penthouse on top of the TRUMP TOWER in Seattle; go figure.

PS JC: Spiritual Covidism comes before physical 666ism. 

Much like spiritual Communism always comes before physical fascism.

For example. When they won't let you breath openly and freely, you know that it's the end of the world as we know it. And 99% of the forever young people still feel fine.

KING VS QUEEN

 "What can we expect from the reformed Frank White?" 

Answer, "I want to be mayor." KING OF NEW YORK, 1990

How can I lose? Nobody has to wear a dirty election mask over their honest face anymore. Plus, all of the hottest restaurants in Chinatown get be open for inside business again.

Fuck Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Garner. Those two aging bitches are too old school for me anyway. 

"I tried to get Jennifer Aniston in person for that one, but I guess she was just too busy." Larry David

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PS MILEY CYRUS: You now have won the vampire daughter role in LOST BOYS LV if you want it. Lots of big money involved in this one. Jim Carrey playing the father figure? Charlize Theron playing the mother? Ellen Page in the role of your older twisted sister?

The sky's the limit, when money is no object; and the devil may care.

GOING DEEP SHIT

"There's no such thing as America anymore." Jeff Goldblum in DEEP COVER, 1992

This secret cinema DEEP COVER prophecy explains why PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP got more of the black vote in 2020 than any Republican since Abraham Lincoln.

Think THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND meets KING OF NEW YORK.

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PS DOWNLOADERS: Try dailywire.com too if that's your thing. 

Be the first on your block to get it, yada yada.

"The Jews are too clever for their own good!" Adolf Hitler

GREG'S COLLEGE TOWN PIZZA: Cut the white powdery crust with half fresh ground brown whole wheat. Double the yeast infection because it's more heavy and takes twice as long to rise. 

PS MILEY CYRUS: That glowing yellow snow plow CAT in the sky was a snowy winter time reference to MARK 13:14.

Lots of cold winter season themes throughout INLAND EMPIRE.

PS VV: I'm with you. Always have been a Chicago style deep pan pizza crust guy myself. Ever since I got the taste for it in Pisa, Italy.

HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS ASSHOLE

"Will the [video] game continue?" DEATH POOL, 1988

 The imminent physical death of Joe Biden is about the original spiritual sins of his condemned political soul back in 2020.

I know, sounds like something that Pope Gregory would have said back in day.

Talk about BRIDES OF DRACULA in England meets every low budget horror movie that Andy Warhol ever exectutive produced in Italy.

DEAD POOL itself ending with the one mighty and strong line that reads, "You're shit out of luck."

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PS JC: There is no cure for the herpes that comes from a research-science lab needle. Same thing goes for climate change. Only a contrite spirit and a broken heart can do the trick in both cases.

PS JERRY SEINFELD: Last night at 9:51 pm, I awoke from a deep dream about you and your friends going back to school in 12 days. Which counts up to February 7 on my 2001 Gregorian calendar.

WELCOME TO AMAZON, HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL?

 "Welcome to the jungle..."

If your Messianic complex calling has anything to do with your Davidic genealogy tree of Jesus Christ, then the score for DEAD POOL is all about you love.

Don't forget, this iconic rock song was a huuge hit many many years before amazon.com ever happened.

And it took even a decade after that before Dr. Evil started to design his rocket to the moon plans in AP: 2, with offices based in Kent, Washington.

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PS TRADER JOES: Talk about masked pirates in full costume. I have about a two weeks supply left of your garlic powder in my jar; desperate people do desperate things.

PS MILEY CYRUS: This year's Valentine's Day SUPER BOWL [massacre] does have a certain 2020 football season election pirates theme to it. 

PS SEATTLE: Keep clam everybody.

GREG'S CLAMS LINGUINI: Just don't overcook the clams, less they become too hard and rubbery; too much garlic and cream to the extreme of course.

That said, "The most important thing is that the clams are fresh." BLUE JASMINE

IT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD DO

 Those two Israeli cousins' 1986 trailer for 52 PICK-UP opens with the prophetic code 19 pandemic line that reads, " You have to have positive (test) indentification."

Then it goes strait to that lying Jew fuck who looks like Matt Drudge, who is now sweating bullets in the year 2021.

Meanwhile, the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY movie protagonist and antagonist are a couple of dueling look alikes who look like me. 

As in, there needs be opposition in all things at 2bc.info.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: My newest first look news site for trainwrecks, car crashes, exploding houses, earthquakes and mass shootings etc is at oann.com. 

PS ITALIA: We can't make STEALING BEAUTY 2 until you get rid of those stupid looking face masks, plus your idiotic lock-downs and closed movie theater government policies; not to mention LAST TANGO IN ROMA.

"Va bene, a few people have to die for the good of the people." Ben Mussolini, 1937.

For Christ's sake, even the modern day Communist Pope still believes that Jesus had to die from a slow and painful death for the people's sins.

Think New York meets California.

HANNA MONTANA AND HER SISTERS

 "Better watch this one, came with me all the way, never screws up." the 1998 MONTANA trailers.

Oh sure, in the end we try to kill each other. Nothing unusual about that, if you have ever been married to some hot sexy bitch long enough.

Hell, I still have nightmare sequels about being happily married to my French ex-wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS 2.

Usually role played by some very charming 27ish looking actress; like a Sienna Miller or a Scarlett Johansson.

Not so much Miley Cyrus, because that would be just too spot on and boring on the big screen.

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PS JC: "Take another look..." There had to be an amazing Ken Keisler cameo in the DEAD POOL trailer, just to give it a little more prophetic San Francisco style authenticity.

BAPTISM FOR THE UNDEADHEADS

The crazy white man Jim Carrey dies from a lethal injection of horse vaccine in California in DEAD POOL. In order that he could rise up from the dead and become a new born member of THE INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

In complete confirmation of Sean Penn also dying from a lethal injection in DEAD MAN WALKING.

Personally, I wouldn't mind taking the little prick in my butt myself. But it just sounds too much like a cure to the AIDS virus in REVELATION 9 right now.

Not that there's anything wrong with that Larry David.

You go first.

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PS ARK: The God of Abraham altered the DNA of the lost ten tribes of Israel so that the 666 NBA giants of Judah could not uncover their whereabouts in the last days.

Kind of like CBS er all not being able to see any trace evidence of the obvious 2020 relection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Not to mention Barack Obama's fake birth certificate.

THE DEAD POOL, 1988, CHINATOWN

 "If you got the money honey, we got the disease."

Talk about dirty elections.

This being the 5th and last installment of the DIRTY HARRY movies; that people actually went to see live in movie theaters.

"We can see the writing on the wall." Jesus Christ, 5:50 pm, Sunday, paraphrasing DANIEL 5: 25-31.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: There is a reason why you felt so inspired to invest so heavily in Texas; think MISS CONGENIALITY 1&2.

"What goes around comes around." Sandra Bullock, co-star of TWO WEEKS NOTICE and PRACTICAL MAGIC.

Oooh yeah, "It takes two to make a thing go right... It takes two to make it out of sight!"

LET'S GET INTO PHYSICAL

 Elivia Newton John's strange lover in the flesh suddenly went missing in confirmation of Joe Biden himself going missing in a New York minute.

"Joe Biden has not been with us [mentally] since last fall." Todd Herman

"Someone's missing... That's what I m thinking." MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

Maybe he fell off of a charter fishing boat down in Mexico. 

Maybe not, metaphorically speaking.

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LARRY KING IS DEAD

 Oh well, guess I'm gonna half to step up and take care of his two widowed sister wives for now. Less they go out and start seeking after strange flesh.

Think Jennifer Garner meets Jennifer Aniston.

"All things must happen spiritually before they can happen physically." 2BC.INFO

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WELCOME TO THE PARTY

 "I'm the kind of guy who likes to party, if you know what I mean."

Says my hot Latino lover to the naive white mormon missionary nurse. Who is going around the neighborhoods in LA testing everybody for the code 19 bugger in EATING RAOUL.

Oh yeah, "Last one in is a rotten egg!"

Whereas, the first shall be last; and the last shall be first.

"First come, first serve!" M.A.S.H. The November Thanksgiving seasoning one.

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WARNER BROTHERS' KEY LARGO

"Hold your course!"

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is now laying low and playing golf down at MAR-A-LAGO for the time when the 1948 KEY LARGO prophecy will happen.

Note the William Barr look alike who role plays today's deep state FBI mobsters in the vintage black and white movie trailer.

Which opens with a shot of my old nitty gritty buddy Kent "McLeod". Who is lost somewhere out at sea in the foggy Puget Sounds on his old salmon charter fishing boat.

Who himself had once served a stint in the US ARMY as a radio operater in Germany during the Cold War in 1973.

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THE GREEN MILE PROPHECY

 Expect a miracle to happen that will save America's guilty as hell green party politicians who are now literally sitting on death row in Washington, DC.

So what, you guys stole the election from Jesus in 2020. As if she was any great prize to begin with.

That's like the niggers stealing a couple of chickens and a few watermelons from Miley Cyrus' family farm in Tennessee.

"There needs be opposition in all things." 2BC.INFO

Or as the new age baby boomer ballad goes, "I can see clearly now..."

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PS MR PRESIDENT: The name of the born again nation party that replaces the dead state party in the last days is "THE INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY".

THE NEXT WRONG STEP

 Senator Mitch McConnell just said that old Joe Biden is starting out with a step in the wrong direction.

Wrongo again; Joe is actually the old dead man walking who is stepping in the wrong direction for a reason.

Whereas the father figure in DEAD MAN WALKING is just role playing Joe's part as the mongoose to Mitch's deep state snake.

For example, in the BM, the evil Lamanites were cursed with a dark skin in order to punish the more rightious white Nephites in 2 NEPHI 8.

Take for example Kate Holmes and Nichole Kidman.

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DEAD MAN WALKING

 "That scum robbed me of my only son." Says the Joe Biden father figure in the above 1260 days era movie trailer prophecy.

Of course, this was back in the days when people were still allowed to go to movie theaters.

"Anybody on death row today has a 99% chance of dying before they get executed." Charles Manson.

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STUCK IN 2ND GEAR

"Time to wake up pretty girl. " MULHOLLAND DR.

There will be no second time around for this winter's camp David Oslo Accords reset button, according to MARK 13:14.

"And I don't care who knows it." AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER

This time, not even the two witnesses can stop Austin Powers.

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THE ABOMINATION NATION

 "But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not..." MARK 13:14

That was not Joe Biden who you saw today. That was Barack Obama: 3.

The one whose fraudulent papers were never investigated by the FBI. Even the same FBI that never looked into the fraudulent election of Joe Biden.

Therefore, those 200,000 little Americans flags at his funeral represented the cemetary flags of the dead soilders in the upcoming wars of THE WHITE HOUSE PROPHECY.

"Joe Biden will be gone by November." The November Man

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PS MR PRESIDENT: I had a vision that you will be back in action by next fall's mushroom hunting season in France.

THE DEATH OF A NATION

 According to the spoken Word at 2bc.info, section 9, you can not become a born again American Christain until you kill off all of your [DC 86] family ties with the mainstream Republican Party church in Utah.

Whereas, NAKED GUN 33.3 is the final insult prophecy about the no.33 church that used to be the no.34 church in the BM.

Ergo, "When law abiding citizens are forced to live in fear, we look to protection from one man." 

The one about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP coming out of retirement to finish what he started.

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NAKED GUN 33 1/3: THE FINAL INSULT

 Senator McConnell's joke about no election fraud was the final insult in the above movie lobbyist poster art for the final installment of the NAKED GUN trilogy.

It happening during the last days' 1260s period of the two witnesses in 1994.

Note the one sheet's basic concept at wiki about some newspaper story that is shot full of holes.

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DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA

 The new mega earthquake cluster fuck in Argentina is about those famous blue state blossom trees in the above MADONNA music video for MTV.

No wonder so many white right wingers escaped to Bueno Aires after the Communists took over the capitol of Germany in WW 2.

"Sometimes a girl just has to do what a girl has to do." Cameron Diaz, 2005

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I'D WALK A MILE FOR A CAMEL HUMP

 "You other guys, start walking."

Google the above iconic ad line and watch my future antihero in LAST TANGO IN PARIS 2 finally get a little satisfaction.

And don't get me started with all of those JOHNNY WALKER ads back then in PLAYBOY magazine.

I know, Hugh Hefner was famous for his open bar parties that only served the cheapest Scotches that were comped by the case from his advertisers.

What would you expect anyway from a guy who only drank PEPSI in 16 oz. glass bottles?

Talk about not knowing shit from shineola.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Back on Mel Gibson's Sunday morning birthday at 7:10 am, Michael said "Not till Tuesday." Right after I had an unusually long vision.

Think CONSPIRACY THEORY meets THE NEW AMERICAN.

And I quote, "Martin Luther King Jr. is a communist." THE NEW AMERICAN

SMELLS LIKE NO.2

 "A sequel so big, they had to add another half."

Remember, 1991 was the time when MICROSOFT was coming out with another halfass 0.5 softwear sequal WINDOWS update about every other year.

See every film noir crime movie where the drama queen is standing next to a set of window curtains.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: I know the feeling, "If it's not dangerous, he's not interested."

PS ALEC BALDWIN: Can we at least agree on one thing? That there are too many Jewish bitches with ivy league degrees at the CIA and the FBI; not to mention NBC. 

I too like a little hairy pussy with huuge bouncing tits sometimes, just to spice things up. But every god damn fucking night and day of the week for years on end?

PS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: Last night I had a visionary dream that the open heart surgery scar on your chest was shaped like a flacid 9" penis.

THE NAKED GUN 2 1/2: THE SMELL OF FEAR

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP does the REVELATION 16 splits from out of the blue on the above movie lobby poster for this wham dingy in 1991.

Second term President in exile? Second term administration at the Jacob's pillars Greek White House?

How can you lose?

And I quote, "Don't worry, you're gonna get the girl [vote]." AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME

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PS JEFF BEZOS: Time for you to get back into the game? 

I'm thinking AP: 4 for starters.

Talk about paying for the forgiveness of your 2020 election sins with cash money on the barrel at the Vatican in ROMA.

I AM THE OTHER MAN

 In the alternative DVD extras ending to THE BREAKUP in Lincoln Park, Chicago, Jennie meets up with her replacement husband and wife.

Finally, she gets it.

Per the 10% prophecy about Jacob having a little pillow talk with her in GEN: 28; 22.

Sometimes bad shit happens for a good reason. 

"All is well that ends well." SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE

"You're fired!.. Not!" THE APPRENTICE, 2004 

And I quote, "President Trump's biggest weakness is he's just too much of a nice guy... He doesn't like to fire people." ARK MIDNIGHT

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THE NAKED GUN

 "But one man has seen enough." 

And that man is PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the above 1988 movie trailer prophecy.

Co-starring OJ Simpson.

"Another [golf] slice anyone?" THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, shot in 75.

Oh yeah, "Looks like a hunting lodge for rich weirdos."

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PS TOM CRUISE: The ongoing earthquake cluster around Toms Place is happening because you are starting to have second thoughts about why Hollywood has turned into some old California ghost town.

"Hollywood is a small town." Jack Nicholson in CHINATOWN.

JACOB'S PILLOW STONE

 The new syndrome surrounding that MY PILLOW guy exiting the White House, with papers and a cup of Joe in hand, is all rooted in the Jacob's pillow stone story in the Bible.

Even the one that Queen Elizabeth 2 sat down on when she too was inaugurated back in the day.

As best satirized in the 1988 movie trailer for THE NAKED GUN.

For example, folks who still say that O.J. didn't do it, are the same FBI twits who say that the 2020 election was not a rip off.

Oh yeah, "His best friend, is in a coma." THE NAKED GUN movie theater trailer.

"Some of my very best friends are African Americans." Mitt Romney, 2008

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PS MITT ROMNEY: Some of my best friends are niggers.

PS JOE: "You either got it, or you don't." Lauren Bacall, DARK PASSAGE, 1947.

"Nice guys never win." Jack Nicholson, THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE

CAMEL VS. KENT

 Talk about the manly bold flavor of an unfiltered crazy CAMEL fucker muslim compared to the filtered truth of a regular white Christian church goer in Kent, Washington.

"KENTs are for faggots." Steve McQueen, on the set of BULLITT, 1968.

No wonder that the smoke of choice for most GI JOES back in WW II was LUCKY STRIKE.

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PS CHRIS WOOD: "If you want to live, you have to get back into the game." THE NOVEMBER MAN

PS BRUCE WILLIS: For every 2,000,000 people who test positive, only about half of them are actually positive. And only a half of that half are nog asymtomatic. Lots of 50/50 signs happening these days during the ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.

Sorry about the above double negatives. 

PS NANCY: Impeaching PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP two times was an inspired confirmation of the two witnesses' role in REVELATION 12.

Ergo, there must be at least two witnesses in the Bible to convict someone of a crime. Clearing, only one article of impeachment, with no evidence, was not enough.

"Never ask for a second card..." HOW TO WIN AT BLACKJACK, 1979 

For example, "I got out of Atlantic City at exactly the right time." Donald Trump 

I AM THE NOVEMER MAN

 Not that bad for some old sophisticated expatriot actor from Seattle. Who was getting up in his years back then out in the weedy boondocks of Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County.

Who among you can blame me for being that vain back then? When I looked like that in the above movie trailer.

And all of the hottest youg A-list stars in Hollywood would hit my shit in a heartbeat.

Oh yeah, "I'm long and I'm strong..." BABY GOT BACK, metaphorically speaking.

Actually, I'm only around 7" tops, but it's thick, and hard as a nail.

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WATERMELON VS. CHICHEN

 "They're green on the outside, and red on the inside." Jesus Christ, 1999

"Even the leaders of my own church have become cowards." Jesus Christ, 1980

Choose your poison, Mitt Romney or Joe Biden; same creepy haircut, same creepy smile.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: I usually order a tall drip with a shot in the dark at FREDDY'S.

I know, a cup of black Joe isn't that good for you, but neither is communism light.

Also, TWITTER is for bird brained twits of course.

For example, "TRIX are for kids, silly rabbit." 1966

PS JENNIFER LOPEZ: I had a strange dream about you two weeks ago. But for the life of me, I can't remember anything about it. The only thing that I do remember about it was that it was so strange to have a dream about you in the first place.

Maybe it's ERASER HEAD meets that movie you once made with Ben Afflect. Will get back to you on this one.

Most no.2 soft lead pencils are painted yellow of course. Which is why they constantly need sharpening.

And their eraser heads are as pink as a New York Republican.

THE JOKE IS ON YOU GIRL

 What a class act.

Talk about your classic double intender.

No shit, cat napping on Wednesday afternoon at 3:50 pm, I was suddenly shaken awaken by a flash vision of a wall of fire coming right at me.

Exactly like one of those violent insert shots in a David Lynch movie that fills the entire movie theater screen.

Then a little angelic virgin appeared and knocked on my closed door three times at 3:57  am and asked me to help her open a can of something.

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PS KIT WINN: "The 357 back-kicks like a mule, and the fireball is blinding." Leslie Winn, 1967

PS MEL GIBSON: I don't pretend to know what is going happen this weekend. But apparently it will be enough to R.S.V.P. me for a double date Sunday brunch with both Gwyneth Paltrow and Charlize Theron.

PS ERIC: You still got the gig if you want it. Every major movie star in history has always needed a trusty assistant who he can depend his life on; never hurts either if he knows how to handle a gun.

Union scale plus double per diem, of course of course. 

Tell me about it, "You get what you pay for."

FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 801 310 8543

Talk about the writing on the stall in public bathrooms.

Take for example, "Call me... I'm at your home right now!" LOST HIGHWAY

Like if you are having the same surreal nighmares that I AM is having lately, you might want to call me later, sometime after this MLK JR weekend.

Time waits for nobody.

God is no respecter of persons.

Especially if you are one of those monkey business negros who fooled around with the white man's re-election votes in Atlanta, Georgia.

"Who would you rather be, a watermelon thief or a chichen thief?" Howard Stern, 1996.

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WHY KENT?

 "...the mild kind taste of Kent..." was the same naive tv commercial concept behind today's Mormons with haircuts who look like Mitt Romney.

This one shot in some winter resort ski area log cabin [Republica] map location; like Deer Valley or Lake Tahoe; maybe Aspen.

No wonder, "I wouldn't walk a block for a KENT." Jack Nicholson, 1983

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PS AVRAHAM GILEADI: The warring armies who almost give up the fight in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY are the civil war National Guard in REVELATION 16.

Remember, half of today's American armed forces are either inner city minorities or white middleclass lesbians from the boondocks. The other half made up of those die hard Trump supporters in 3 NEPHI 20-21, etc.

CLIFF NOTES QUICK QUIZ: Those two female FBI agents in the first two HANNIBALs were both lesbians; because why?

A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK AGAIN?

 It's raining cats and dogs out and flooding in Washington State on the birthday of the two witnesses for a Divine map location reason.

Where the time will come that the worldly will deal with the flooded swamp that is threatening the church lady and her kid in REVELATION 12.

"Scandinavian Seattle is the third top market in the country for Woody Allen movies." THE SEATTLE TIMES, 1985

Not too bad for the 17th largest city in America.

For example, "People in Seattle drink a lot of coffee and go to the movies so much up there because it's always so cloudy and rainy out..." Rob Rhiener.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: It's supposed to hit an unseasonable 55 and be rainy all day today in Kent.

Reminds me of, "Change to KENT... If you smoke alot." 1956

GRAND CANYON STATE PARK

"Alright!.. Alright!.. Maybe I over did it." Says Michael Douglas as he rips in half his sunday NYT LIFESTYLE section in THE WAR OF THE ROSES.

Just like Nancy did during the last State of the Union.

For example, all of the national parks will be converted into state parks in the states that break away from the Ferderal Reserve Bank government in REVELATION 16.

No central bank, no central government; not to mention the bogus 16th Amendment.

"Money talks, bullshit walks." Teddy Roosevelt, as played by the late Robin Williams.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: You can't make a clean break from the whore of Babylon unless and until enough of the locally owned and operated state banks are fully behind you.

Otherwise, the IRS er all will just seize all of your after tax monies.

"Always cut the rope from the life boat, so you don't go down with the ship." Alfred Hitchcock, 1965

PS JIM CARREY: Yes or no; ever been in a movie where you played some funny money bank loan officer?

PS ARK MIDNIGHT: Secret underground conspiracy shortwave radio is still a viable alternative to Nazism.

"We are not going to be silenced!" PRESIDENT ELECTED DONALD TRUMP

Worked out pretty well for Art Bell back in the occupied 1260s, not to mention the Free French resistance during WW II.

EVERY MOTION PICTURE TELLS A STORY.

 "All of life's riddles are answered in the movies." Says Steve Martin in the 1991 RV trailer for GRAND CANYON.

The one about Kent's MILL CREEK CANYON EARTHWORKS PARK in King County, Washington, USA, 2020.

"Washington State reminds me a lot of North Carolina." David Lynch, on the job in 1991.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: A major part of making the original America great again is converting it's worthless KINKO copies [mail-in-voter] paper money into hard ass currency. 

"Wherever there's copper, there's also gold." Brigham Young, 1847.

PS MILEY CYRUS: We can make you my girlfriend in AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN 2 meets AMERICAN GIGOLO 2 later; first things first.

Right now, I'm kind of busy working on my latest rewrite of LOGAN'S RUN 2. 

I COME AS A THIEF IN THE NIGHT

 "It's just not cricket baby." AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE CIA SPY WHO FUCKED ME

Talk about stealing the relection of God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN President in the middle of the night on 4.11 in London.

Then the same thing happens to you when you least expect it; sooner rather than later.

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

"The poor bastards never had a chance." THE WAR OF THE ROSES, this Christmas season, 2020.

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PS NANCY: Last week Michael suggested that my only "December 30" date-stamped posting on this blog was all about you baby.

PRESIDENT-ELECTED DONALD TRUMP

 Talk about a great reality tv show concept for next season.

Much like THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW, coming to you from the boondocks of Ohio.

Where the audience always breaks into a riot everytime some new guests crank up the bullshit volume; like in AP 2.

And then the Jewish host just steps aside and lets the Jewish network editors, hiding behind the glass, zoom in on the anti-Semitic action.

How can you lose?

Think RT. 111 meets Brawley, California in Imperial County, due west of the Chocolate Mtns' field artillery gunning range.

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THE WAR OF THE ROSES

 "When the trouble begins, it comes at you from directions you never expect." Says Danny De Vito in the above 1989 moving trailer. 

Who later got divorced himself, and then he went and remarried the same crazy bitch again.

Not that 'Daniel' ever was any great prize himself.

Oh well, "If love is blind, marriage is like having a stroke." Says the short Jewish lawyer who plays Senator Schumer this time around in 2021.

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READER NOTES: Wondering about the Saturday night live ARK TO MIDNIGHT radio show yesterday, Michael suggested that I take a "listen".

PS TWITTER: Your boss looks like that crazy twit in BANANAS for a pro reason. You can goggle the slang word 'twit' if you don't belief it.

SEX ON THE BEACH

 One of the great things about THE BREAKUP prophecy is that you don't have to wear a mask anymore when you go on some winter time bikini sex [free cocktails included] vacation down in the Dutch Virgins Islands.

Think CAPTAIN RON beats KILL CRUISE any day of the week at the box office.

Remember, the ten virgins prophecy is like a 50/50 thing; and not a 60/40 thing, or some variation of that.

Which has been the current legal divorce standard for decades now anyway. Ever since the 1960s style introduction of no fault divorce in California.

No wonder that today's courts are now dominated by fat female negro judges who hate the skinny redneck white man from the boondocks of America.

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PS NANCY: If you actually believe that you are the new face of America, then I'm the future billionaire monarch of Edmonds, Washington. Who is fucking both Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevigne on the beach in my next sailboat road movie.

PS MR PRESIDENT: I now have enough gold credit on my card to buy that gated off MCDONALDS drive up mansion in the BEING THERE prophecy. Then turn it into the new Capitol of America. Talk about making America great again.

"My new BENTLY makes a ROLLS ROYCE look like some old FORD sedan made in Detroit." Rush Limbaugh, 2014

WE HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT

"Nuts!" Said General McAuliffe, to the arrogant propaganda Nazi Jews who were invading Belgium during WW II.

Rhymes with news.

Obviously, there will be no peaceful surrender of power on January 20, 2021.

Because Joe Biden can not, and will not, be the next President of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Whereas, how can one become some new tin pot President of a country that no longer even exists?

Nice try amigo, but no cigar.

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PS MR MAYOR: The first thing that I will do when I become the king of funky town, is order that all of the trains stop blowing their horns. A few bright flashing lights at every crossing should be more than enough.

Come on guys! This is not the 1940s anymore. Back when half of the old cars had no brakes and a worn out clutch.

LE FREAK C'EST CHIC!!

 "In the future, everyone will be in control of everything for 15 minutes." Andy Warhol, 1968.

No wonder that most of today's old 70s disco generation are suddenly completely freaked out and horrified by Wednesday's 500k white man epiphamy in DC.

Talk about the birth of a new nation.

The number 500 being a traditional Biblical civil war sign between the valiant Ephraimites and the back stabbing Jews, queers and niggers in ISAIAH 11.

"Coming!!" Shouts the very kinky yours truly, two times, in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 1976.

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PRESIDENT FOR ETERNAL LIFE DONALD TRUMP

 President Pierce's 1853 wiki site is a must read.

 If you ever hope to know why he looked so much like the latter-day-saints figure Mitt Romney in his NAPOLEON DYNOMITE uniform, posing for a shot on his white horse with a pretty face; symbolizing the MYSTERY woman in REVELATION 17.

Talk about never going to class and getting by with a quick study of the CLIFF NOTES from your local CROWN BOOKS store in the 1970s.

Not that bad of an idea really. 

Who wants to sit in class for an hour and listen to some Jewish professor go on and on about what a dictator Donald Trump is. Who is probably the first President in American history to never start a new foreign affairs war during his entire first term in office.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Page 66 explains how the AMERICAN INDEPENTENT PARTY will rise up from the ash heap of the two warring Democrat and Republican parties in WAG THE DOG 2.

"Civil wars are usually the most ugly and violent." Michael Medved, 1996

And I quote, "This time it's personal." AUSTIN POWERS 4: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

Yeah baby, "Wearing a [rubber] mask should be a private and personal decision." Todd Herman. Speaking to us from his own private idaho basement studio lair, located somewhere in up northern Idaho.

"And I don't care who nose it!" APP 3.

"The fun and games are over!" Adolf Hitler, 1933

PS LARRY DAVID: I'm thinking Daniel White reprises River Phoenix in Gus Van Sant's mormon missionary sequel to MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets ROMA. 

Nice to have a tried and proven [second term] director who you can just talk to over the phone for a few minutes; then not have to worry about all the little details.

VIOLENT KINKY SEX

 Last Monday at 8:57 pm, Michael whispered "1853" in my ear.

Later, I read that Democrat President-elect Franklin Pierce was in a train wreck derailment near Boston on January 6, shortly before his 1853 inauguration. Wherein his son was practically decapitated. 

Then a month after that, his VP William R King suddenly died on him, and was never replaced.

Whereas, if there ever was a historic train wreck in America, it would be Joe Biden and his VP pick Kamala Harris.

These two being the rotten fruits of the abomination of desolation in MARK 13 during winter time.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: I don't know about you, but I'm starting to get a serious case of Steve Martin style happy feet. Which is an old Pentecostal expression for suddenly jumping up out of your seat and shouting for joy in tongues.

Sometimes it gets so bad that I can't even sleep at night.

See every INSTAGRAM pic where Miley Cyrus is sticking out her long wet tongue; ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW style.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: I know, historians consider President Pierce to be one of the worst US Presidents ever. But at least he was born in America, and was legally elected. Remember, this was back in the time when most negros were not allowed to vote.

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS II: ALL SAINTS DAY

 "The brothers are back." Says the 2009 movie trailer.

You can say that again.

Whereas, in the first one, the two guys with guns go around the priests of corrupt high society politics from Catholic Boston in order to worship at the feet of Jesus Christ.

Lots of votive candles in this one too.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Pondering a nice old man's black LINCOLN MARK VIII parked at TARGET Wednesday morning, Michael said, "That car went apart." Reminding me later at 6:16 pm that I had noticed his 1960s peace symbol earring when I stopped to chat for a minute. Him mentioning that it was having it's first serious mechanical problem now, ever since he bought it back in the 90s.

He also mentioned, out of the blue, that he had six daughters; but we didn't get into that.

Whatever, President Lincoln was also famous for imposing Marshall Law in order to save the US CONSTITUTION, relatively speaking.

MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND

Tough guy Mike Pence just confirmed his failed attempt to get rid of yours truly in the FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE prophecy.

Think MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS meets THROW MAMMA FROM THE TRAIN.

"Whose trapped in the basement now Nancy?" FRIDAY THE 13TH: VIII

Whereas today's violent counter revolution in DC is also God's confirmation of the valiant Ephraimite Assyrians threat to crash through the Capitol doors on the anniversary of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP assassinating that crazy Iranian leader.

Rhymes with Indian.

"It's going to be wild!" PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP

Guess it's time to get myself a new pair of yellow logo CATERPILLAR bulldozer boots with my free Covidism money at MARSHALLS' close-out in Covington, Washington, King County.

Katy bar the door.

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PS JEFF BECK: Page 175 in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY explains how the Chinese will align with California's 666 technocrats in an attempt to [divide and conquer] America into three separate countries.

BREAKING NEWS: As things blew up, someone was killed and dragged away from the crowd in DC today.

I'm thinking BANANAS meets THE KILLING FIELDS.

Have not seen the Iranian terrorists movie trailer yet for THE WAY BACK. That's probably a good one to check out too today. Also a lot of really angry noboby extras in that one.

BLOW UP

 "Someone's been killed... What a drag." BLOW UP, 1966

Ever seen this little PLAYBOY CLUB film made in London, England? 

The one that inspired AUSTIN POWERS: 2, THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME.

Talk about today's born again KINKOS scene happening with a vengence in 2020.

If the money is right of course. 

I'm thinking maybe two big ones below the line; five big ones above the line, tops; four week shoot at the most; including weekends off.

Take for example WAG THE DOG 2.

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PS RUSH LIMBAUGH: April showers bring May flowers.

Same thing goes for you too Howard Stern. Always sign on the dotted line when the ink is still wet.

PS ELLEN PAGE: Just had a couple more A-list writer screenplays cross my desk. So you're probably sitting pretty for now. But don't press your luck little girl. The clock is ticking. And God knows you could use the money.

THINGS GOT KIND OF KINKY IN 2020

 "I'll do kink... I'll do whatever you want!" AMERICAN GIGOLO 

I had a vision yesterday at 8:06 pm of thousands of mail-in ballots being copied at a typical 1980s KINKOS shop in L.A.

Because the joint was originally founded by some Jewish hippie college sophomore back in 1970 who was into kinky pubic hair sex. 

Yeah. Really. No shit.

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PS BEN AFFLECT: You and your girlfriend Matt Damon were born to play the bad boy fusion character in BOONDOCK SAINTS: THE 5 VIRGINS.

If the money is right of course. Otherwise, I'll get Daniel Day Lewis to do it for me, as a personal favor. Hear tell that he is also getting pretty tired of wearing his dirty jockstrap over his face. Plus, he could use a few more big ones right now than you two guys.

THE EPIPHANY OF THE JEWS

The Epiphany is this Wednesday, January 6, for all Catholics; including Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, and even Michael Moore.

Ever heard of a little low budget courtroom drama that came out of nowhere called THE BOONDOCK SAINTS?

Not a lot of law and order happening either in that one.

I'm thinking we can keep the original cast and throw in Ben Afflect and Matt Damon as the two faced Irish Catholic bad boy; just to punch up the [voter] box office numbers.

"If you don't have a bad guy, you don't have a movie." Roger Corman.

Whatever it takes to get the job done and keep the theaters open these days; not to mention the churches.

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PS MEL GIBSON: I smell opportunity when I see all of those big church halls that have been closed down by today's 666 atheists. Many of which are already set up with big wide screens, video projectors and great sound systems.

HOW CAN YOU LOSE?

 One of the most unsuccessfully repeated lines in the long running reality tv show about winning, called THE APPRENTICE, was "How can you lose?"

Believe me you, I know the feeling.

That is if the usual fall season election tv rating results can be taken for real.

See every tv talent show where the audience is allowed to vote for the winner as many times as they want.

Somethings bear repeating when you're dealing with unruly children of course, especially the boys.

"I grew up in a family of screaming Democrats." Female call in listener from Missouri on the EIB show last November.

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PS TOM CRUISE: White guys like you are now living under Covidism captivity because you guys lead the rest of us white guys into the dark 666 captivity of Covidism hell in REVELATION 13.

Get the picture? What goes around comes around. Same thing goes for your soul brother midget filmmaker Spike Lee.

SURF'S UP DUDES!

 "But I am the Lord thy God, whose waves roared; the Lord of Hosts is my name." 2 NEPHI 8:15

The BUTTHOLE SURFERS did a great cover of Donovan's 1968 HOLY GHOST MAN ballad in 1991; which is still on video at YOUTUBE.

In Divine confirmation of the effeminate [Scottish] Donovan looking just like the boyish Kristen Stewart playing acoustic guitar.

The latter one from 1991 featuring the Austin band's Howard Stern look alike behind the wheel of an FDR era HUDSON car look alike. Who also doubles as a longhaired blond Jesus who loves to barbeque meat.

Oh yeah, "You could have bad teeth in those days and still be a rock star." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.

See the only real surfer movie that was ever made in the UK called BLUE JUICE.

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CLIFF NOTES: Don't be confused by all of today's British surfer docu-drama reality video films. Nowadays, any yahoo with a waterproof hand camera can make a beach party movie.

And some of them are actually pretty good, comparatively.

Whereas, even Boris Johnson still fancies his wild blond haired surfer dude look. 

Oh well, some guys never grow up.

DON'T GO THERE GIRLFRIEND!

 All of today's Republican Party squares who are trying to discredit the election discreditors in DC are the same bunch who discredited the Birthers back in the day.

Whereas, the 2020 election was just as real and legitament as Barack Obama's KINKOS copy birth certificate back in 2008.

Contrary to what all of the forensic crime lab examiners are still saying to this day.

"Most of the experts do believe that his birth certificate is a forgery." Mike Pence, 2016.

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THE GREAT GATSBY 1974

 "The greatest issue today is cowardice." Said the Hurdy Gurdy Man to me last night at 9:37 pm.

Rhymes with, baptism by fire of the Holy Ghost; sometimes just called "fire water" by the North American Indians.

The one where east coast high society gets the blues when their family estate money is cut off by the wealthy PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Back when the best country clubs were all restricted of course. The Scotish PLAYBOY MANSION being the 1974 exception that proved the election rules in SHAM/POO.

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CLIFF NOTES: That helicopter flying over Rome in 1974, pulling a statue of Jesus hanging by a thread in ROMA, was a WHITE HOUSE PROPHECY shot. 

PS GISELE BUNDCHEN: Jennie claims that she likes to make her pastachiutti with butter instead of olive oil. For a little stick of butter up the butt joke, wink wink.

Think LAST TANGO IN ROME meets STEALING BEAUTY in Sienna.

PS MEL GIBSON: Malibu is probably the funkiest of all funky towns in the entire new world.

And I quote, "Having money just makes you a bigger whatever you were before." Bill Cosby.

"I was so amazed and astonished by how exotic everything looked, that I immediately filed for my [1971] green card." Anthony Hopkins 

HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND FUCK PEOPLE

 Not!

Way!

Not listening to folks who diss/agree with you is never going to win Mark Zuckerberg any more new friends on his superficial friends FACEBOOK web site.

The one that he made up back when he was just another naive sophomore Jew boy at HARVARD.

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PS BEN SHAPIRO: You're going to have to go full Birther if you want to survive the second term of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

THE BIRTH OF A NATION was a born again Christian Birthers prophecy, obviously.

PS JENNIE: Like your idea about adding a couple more egg whites only into your pasta carbonara tossing. That said, I would probably pump up the volume and flavor with a little extra chopped garlic and [not too much] crumbled blue cheese bits. 

Especially if you make it with a hand full of sherried down wild mushrooms at $45 a half pound.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: Stay away from the expensive older man's cabs for now. Stick with the younger pinots for the time being. 

WHOSE THE 2020 ELECTION LOSER NOW?

 Back in the day, everybody on SNL was mocking me with their big 'L' hand signs; standing for loser; placed upon my marred servant forehead in 3 NEPHI 20-21, yada yada.

Then after that crazy tv fad was finally put to bed, they came up with the term "Birthers" in order to discount the thousands of future fake KINKOS copy mail-in ballots in 2020.

Oh well, "Scars are kind of sexy." anyway, said Shannen Doherty in back way in 2001; featured on the cover of a magazine at FREDDY'S.

Of course, today there is no such thing as a live audience on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE anymore. 

Just a bunch of atheist Jewish losers wearing indoor masks down in their basements. 

Who are so afraid to die on stage, that they just sit there behind their studio glass panels and punch computer screen monitor buttons.

Think WAYNE'S WORLD 1&2.

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PRESIDENT REELECT DONALD TRUMP

 Oh for Christ sake, even Rich/ard Nixon was easily reelected in Orange County, California back in 72.

Get over it people.

The times, they are a changing.

And I quote, "The pump don't work because the vandals stole the handle." Bod Dylan

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PS FART MAN: This morning at 6:54 am PST, I dreamed that Santa Claus wanted to shoot some governor in a northern winter wonderland state because his only son had lost his small business due to Covidism.

I tried to encourage him to be patient and wait until things settled down; but he was so mad that my words just went into one ear and out the other.