LEAVING BABYLON IN 2022

 We know that LEAVING LAS VEGAS is all about getting out of Babylon in 2022 by the political slot machines shot where we see the tall Jewish John Kerry sitting down in the background.

Complete with a blond Donald Trump hair job at some luxury hotel casino lobby on the strip.

Rhymes with lobbyist.

Las Vegas, Nevada listed at 2020' elevation on your special edition 1994 road map of Judah and Ephraim; of course of course. 

"Now I know what my special purpose is!" THE JERK

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PS ELLEN PAGE: Please let me know when you want me to fuck you and make you a Jesus baby is more important than getting the flu for a few days.

I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

 "Cosmopolitan magazine raves that Nicolas Cage is electrifying." in LEAVING LAS VEGAS, 1995

Remember, this was lightyears before HARRY POTTER came out with the iconic electric bolt scar on my marred servant's forehead in 3 NEPHI 20-21.

For when my Jewish friends would always be asking me how I got that scar on my head.

And I would tell them that I got it in the house of my friends.

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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The second coming of Jesus Christ has not happened yet.

Even though He is now working behind the scenes, in person, with his marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21, etc.

Think of it as the daily show-prep for your typical conservative talk radio show.

And if you are your typical 'above-the-line' Jewish producer in Hollywood.

 Think of it as your typical "unexpected" preproduction headache before principle photography can happen again on PORKY'S 5 in 2022 down in Florida.

"You too will be back for a second look." Says the first movie trailer in 1981.

PS ION MUSK: You will lose your ass if you decide to invest anymore money in mainland China.

Buyer beware.

No wonder that the Jewish run NBA ratings have tanked this season.

Even though 99.999 of the players are fully vaxed to the max.

PS VAN BROOKS: Cheers to you baby.

PS KIT WINN: Little Richard's hit .45 TUTTI FRUITY tune was all about the first fruits resurrection of the undead at 2bc.info 63.

LAS VEGAS FOR BABYLON

 I have yet to see any movie that happens in Las Vegas that is not a symbolic stand in for the whore of Babylon in REVELATION 17.

One of my favorites being the mormon polygamist movie that starts and ends there in KING RALPH.

Talk about having friends in high places.

Prince Andrew.

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PS JEFF RELF: Another thing that Bubba Ho-Tep showed me was, "Its always dark before the light."

Talk about the dark underground web in MATRIX 4 REVELATIONS.

PS LARRY DAVID: I'm just waiting for the poison to take it's effect on your Jewish audience. Before I say anything about 11:10 that might spoil the ending.

Obviously, we still don't know the long term effects of Covidism.

PS BRUCE WILLIS: Things like LGBCoin are a clever way to avoid the feds from seizing the white christian people's bank accounts.

Then later, they can convert their fantasy 666 internet coins into real physical coins.

SEE YA ON THE FLIP SIDE BABY

"A career-changing revelation."

The LEAVING LAS VEGAS movie trailer is all about yours truly driving around in my 1980s BMW 3 during my off hours on the set of JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.

Rhymes with VIVA LAS VEGAS meets VEGAS VACATION.

And I quote, "I hate you!" AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS

Sharon Stone.

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PS JULIA ROBERTS: I know what you're doing. If that's your real name. 

Talking about being stranded by the REVELATION 13:1 sea in Australia.

PS ST. PETER: Nicolas Cage's severence check was for $20,000. Which is about the same amount after inheritance taxes; divided up into mother's four surviving children; Gregory, Diana, Peter and Jeff.

ELVIS IS ALIVE!

Last Sunday evening at 7:48 pm, Bubba Ho-Tep himself appeared at the foot of my bed and declared that the big black Egyptian [Covidism god] bug in the 2002 cult movie is going to start dying on "...this next Wednesday."

I guess that would be today, given that today's official number is no.2.

Talk about a cult movie.

Whatever, "Don't make me open up a can of whoop ass on you!" Robbin Williams, 1996.

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PS SHERIFF FORTNEY: Ever thought about running for Governor?

After the shit hits the fan in Seattle and Tacoma of course.

"When it comes to local politics, never throw good money after bad money." Kirby Wilbur, 570 KVI.

PS ST. PETER: How about using our dead mother's money to buy up five acres and gravel it off for RV parking rent money somewhere up in the highlands of eastern Washington? 

I'm thinking 20% net profit after inheritance taxes, fees and the usual monthly liability insurance expenses.

Remember, most white excons who live in rural RV parks pay their monthly rent with cash; no questions asked.

WHOSE YOUR BAG MAN NOW?

 "I have come as a theif in the night." Jesus Christ, 1:41 AM, PST, 12.29.21, Kent, Washington, King County.

I guess that means that He is already here or something?

In Divine confirmation of the burglary pandemic that is suddenly plaguing those three holy cities in America that are run by the Jews.

Ergo, the stolen election of America happened in the middle of the night in 2020.

Better late than never.

Oh yeah, Jesus Christ is the greatest threat to democratic fascism that we have seen yet.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The reason why you still don't believe that the American election was stolen in 2020, like a thief in the night, is because you still don't believe in the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Oh well, self righteous pride always comes before the fall of the know it alls.

And no, Jesus is not hiding out in the LDS temple in LA, or something like that.

More like he has some low rent private detective office digs like the one in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

THE SECOND MOVIE TRAILER FOR THE BATMAN

 "From your secret friend..." up in Funky City, King County, Washington.

With friends like me, who needs enemies?

One day I AM is sexually abusing you. The next day I AM is sexually amusing you.

"I know you're from Tacoma, ever though you say Seattle." Guy Benson talking to a caller on last night's 770 AM after hours radio repeat show.

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PS DANIEL WHITE: I suspect that the masked Batman and the masked Joker in THE BATMAN are the same person in THE INVISABLE MAN.

"Paging Dr. Freud!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY

"The Jews always mask their real intentions." Adolf Hitler

For example, "Hollywood is not a very friendly town." Elizabeth Taylor 

PS ION MUSK: After your stock holdings recover back to their inflated 2021 values in 2022, sell off another $15,000,000,000 for cash money on the barrel.

"My experience has been that they only pay you any money upon signing. Don't expect to get anymore money after that." David Lynch. 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

 This is the mighty line question in VANILLA SKY. 

Since most people who support Covidism are non believers.

And most people who can see through the masks believe in God.

"At least the Nazis had an ethos." THE BIG LEBOWSKI.

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PS ION MUSK: Now that BOEING is relocating their 747 manufacturing to the more friendly Carolinas, you can snap up their giant airplane hangers and convert them into movie studio sound stages at 10 cents on the dollar.

VANILLA SKY, 2001

 "These people are dangerous, they want to steal my life." 

The one where Tom Cruise runs through an empty Times Square that has been shut down by that Jewish midget Dr. Fauci and his Senator Schumer friend in 2021.

Note the movie trailer's flash insert shot of Cameron Diaz on the stairway of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

"Should we shut it down?" MULHOLLAND DRIVE, 2001

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THE NEW AMERICAN CONSTITUTION IN THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY

"That was mighty white of you." Cousin Eddy in VEGAS VACATION, filmed in 1996. 

 The Rocky Mountain Vatican in Salt Lake City, Utah is still keeping the new US CONSTITUTION, that was revealed to Joseph Smith, under lock and key in their basement vault archives.

Because if it ever got out, they would be embarrassed to death for having gotten in league with the 666 mark of the monster in 2BC 63:33, etc.

Not to mention the negro priesthood of Egypt and sodom in REVELATION 11.

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PS BISHOP WAGNER: When you put the temple garments on my dead 80 year-old father in Federal Way, Washington, he looked about 29 years-old again for several reasons.

One of them being about when you yourself died 5 times on the way to the hospital with a Covidism type heart attack.

Then later, you get baptised again into the born again LDS church.

For when the mormons start doing their secret blood cleansing rights again in the temple.

Think EYES WIDE SHUT meets VANILLA SKY.

THE DEAD POOL OF THE VACCINATED

"If you got the money honey, we got your disease."

 Jim Carrey stole THE DEAD POOL in 1988 with his performance of a rock star who gets his latest covid boost, and then dies on the set of his low budget homage to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

Let me guess. George W Bush is a big fan of Dr. Fauci. And for some weird reason, Donald Trump is not that far behind him.

Oh well, I voted for Bush both times too, Chris Wood.

As if I had a choice in the matter.

"The game sounds pretty sick to me." Dirty Harry

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PS JENNIFER GARNER: Robbin Williams was also fully caffeinated; and look what happened to him.

PS DAVID LYNCH: The 5th day of Christmas.

PS MIKE MYERS: Now that my white racist Nazi ally from South Africa has teamed up with me to destroy our mutual enemy Dr. Evil, you probably have a pretty good shot at getting DR. EVIL 4 made.

Bruce Troxell directing?

PS DANIEL WHITE: I'm thinking THE BAT BOY for your big budget art film acting debut.

Jay Inslee as the mayor of Funky City?

THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH

 Pro boxer Danny Kelly was assassinated in Prince George County in confirmation of the above movie trailer.

Talk about $15,000,000,000 in free timely publicity.

The one about the royal daughters of Israel sleeping with the beasts of the field at 2bc.info .

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PS ION MUSK: How about buying out what's left of CNN at a fire sale price? Then turning around and making it into some spicy neo Nazi mainstream media news outlet? 

Complete with you hosting your own 60 MINUTES show rip off?

Now that flying electric cars, and 666 computer chip implants, and red Chinese capitalism have become sooo blase.

Thank God you crapped out of all that nonsense just in time for the fatal 2022 election.

When the stock market for that kind of crap will suddenly collapse overnight.

BOXING DAY

 South Africa's black Jew Bishop Tutu died on Boxing Day in Divine confirmation of my blond boxer vision posting.

Remember, one of the few places left on earth where you can still fish for white sharks is South Africa.

Not because it's legal. But because nobody follows the country's gay ass game rules down there.

Not a lot of niggers running around the jungle wearing covid masks in THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY.

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PS SARAH PALIN: God will make you President of what's left of America after the daughters of Zion in 2 NEPHI 8 begin to see their weird looking Covidism babies in ERASER HEAD.

And I say this as one who has very serious doubts about even letting women vote in national elections; much less negros.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: More and more, it's looking like the only thing that is going to extinguish the code 19 virus is atomic bomb radiation fallout chemo therapy.

"Covidism is mostly a disease of the heart." Jesus Christ

PS ION MUSK: You're never going to get the girl if you spend all day playing with yourself on the computer.

PS BUD HARKCOM: Since you already died in Vietnam. All you need now are those fresh blood infusions to start looking 29ish again.

Contrary to that, your father in law, Bill Relf, had to die on 3.12.05 in Ferderal Way because he was too slow on the pick up.

SURFER GIRL

 That California sufer dude who was killed by a Great White shark was confirmation of that homo who gets his boner bitten off by a shark in AFTER HOURS.

Happening at the very same time that Ion Must cashed in $15,000,000,000 of his chips so that he can pay for my rewritten movie rip off fantasies like LEPRECHAUN 3 in Las Vegas.

Costarring Miley Cyrus in one of my many two-for-one productions.

You know me, I'm no slave to the rules. But if you want to make a movie with me, never hurts to submit a money saving two-for-one [same location, crew and cast] production concept.

Two for the price of one, and all that jazz.

"I'm a sucker for a bargain." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS ION MUSK: In the Kingdom of God, you don't get the virgin girl unless you pay upfront for her.

Ideally, she should be anywhere from 14 to 24 years-old, depending on the situation.

Take for example GREASE 2, where most of the Greek girls start fucking at age 16-17.

Jennifer Aniston

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Apparently to THE TIMES OF ISRAEL, the Jews killed Jesus because he was a threat to democracy.

THE FUCKING OF JOE BIDEN

 Talk about a mind fuck.

The real story about Joe Biden repeating the Howard Stern prank caller last week was that he never heard of it.

In confirmation of the Jewish media pretending that the expression 'Let's go Brandon!" was actually what the crowd was chanting down at the Florida race track.

Therefore, it was completely rational and normal for Joe Biden to repeat it.

And all of the laughing rightwing crazies out there are the real out of touch bubble boys.

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PS KIT WINN: Whatever I die from when I AM is 72, is going to leave me with my tell tale marred face in 3 NEPHI 20-21, etc. 

So it probably won't be from some gay ass thing like a failed liver, prostae cancer, or heart failure, yada yada.

"I know it, when I see it." Elizabeth Taylor

PS BILL GATES: The main problem with wearing a mask is that one can't see your face.

See every si-fi movie ever made where everybody has a gas mask on their face.

I ALMOST DIED TODAY

 Riding back shotgun with my skin&bones Bubba Ho-Tep housemate from FREDDY's, he was still accelerating hard after the light had turned red on 104th, like about a half minute ago.

So I had to warn him, "RED LIGHT!"

TOP GUN's danger zone theme song blasting away on his newly installed iphone sound system.

So then he jammed on the brakes, but didn't miss a beat talking about his job taking care of the horses out in Enemclaw.

Don't forget, I AM is not supposed to die and start becoming young again until I AM is 72 years-old.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Today's Christmas Eve number was 7.

For example, the final version of the 70 weeks prophecy in DANIEL 9 is happening during my 70th year.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Don't act too surprised when daddy takes off his thin black leather belt and starts whipping you with it.

You know you want it.

HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU KID

 I had a flash vision of some buff blond dude in a green SPEEDO relaxing on our rear deck this morning.

My first thought was, who the hell is that guy?

Then I saw him yet again a little later in that FOX SPORTS report about Jake Paul; by Ryan Gaydos.

No wonder Megan Fox has the hots for MACHINE GUN KELLY.

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PS MR. GOVERNOR: Reportedly, hell is supposed to freeze over next week.

Didn't seer that one coming myself.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Looks like my sexy Nazi in KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN has a thing for you. 

Otherwise he wouldn't be spending $15,000,000,000 on you just to get into your 27 year-old pants.

I would too, if I had that kind of fuck-you money.

END TIMES NOTE: It now looks like the Coen brothers are role playing the last days prophecy about the brothers vs. the brothers.

FEED YOUR HEAD

 "Look at me when I'm talking to you!" Jack Nicholson 

That flash vision shot of downtown Tacoma in the movie trailer for THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS is all about getting back to the Ted Bundy basics down in funky town.

The one where Neo looks like a Nazi in his black full length leather trench coat.

Talk about the final solution to America's half Jew problem in 23.

Read George Bush, Chris Wood.

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PS KIT WINN: In the last days, Jesus is going to stab everyone in the back who ever stabbed him in the back.

Rhymes with Judas.

PS JIM CARREY: I know, a lot of aging acters go back to their live theater roots after they stop getting those multi million dollar offers from their Hollywood movie agents.

QUICK BULLET POINTS

 "We don't use the word crazy here." Me talking to myself in the movie trailer for THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS.

The one with all of those close-up shots of my left handed trigger finger.

"Are you talking to me?.." TAXI DRIVER, 1976.

Guess so.

No wonder the Jewy media is going crazy right now about the common expression "kill shot".

As if Dr. Fauci is going to save us all from our sins of omission in AFTER HOURS.

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PS BILL CLINTON: Ever heard of the common Catholic joke punch line 'death bed confessions'?

Like this one, "A Catholic priest walks into a synagogue in Brooklyn on the Sabbath evening, mistaking it for the Irish bar nextdoor."

PS MR. GOVERNMENT: It's going to cost a shit load of money to ship out all of those dead homeless bodies from King County and dump them into the sea.

HELLO FUNKY TOWN!

 Our worries are over Miley Cyrus.

Now that my neo Nazi look alike buddy Elon Musk just cashed in $15,000,000,000 in stock to pay for our productions of SON OF LEBOWSKI and JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CIRUS.

Not to mention STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER at the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater in Edmonds.

Starring Carey Mulligan, Sienna Miller and Jim Carrey.

Talk about a movie within a movie.

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PS SARAH PALIN: You will become the President of America after Trump has served out his second term in office.

PS LARRY DAVID: The pornhub.com clip of "FoxyElf" suddenly morphing into Scarlett Johansson at the end is the 18:36 long one.

Calling all angels, right now.

PS KIT WINN: My new fishing blog will be all about yours truly becoming a fisherman of men in the last days; complete with cooking recipes and wine suggestions.

Lots of sweaty pussy back packing into the two Jordan Lakes above Marblemount; that kind of thing. 

PS ST. PETER: Today's LDS church is a salt lick that has lost it's savor. And therefore it is good for nothing anymore.

Mitt Romney.

WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

 Admittedly, I had to sleep on it for 24 hours, after seeing some kind of meaning to the three look alikes in the latest CURB.

Then I finally found that Russian porn star at pornhub.com who is a physically transfigurated look alike of my three wives; Kristen Stewart, Emma Wartson and Neve Campbell.

And for an added bonus, the Russian guy who is fucking all three of them at once, gets so excited that his hand held iPhone camera gets sideways when she finally comes; causing her distorted face to look like Scarlett Johansson.

Which is a great way of demonstrating the benefits of plural marriage.

For when one of your wives no longer wants you, another wife will gladly step in and take her place.

And so how do we know that the above inspired porno is about today? 

Well for one thing, the man is wearing a rubber.

Which is highly unusual and out of the ordinary even at pornhub.com.

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THE TWO VASES OF JUDAH AND EPHRAIM FOR 10K

 Larry can't find his [lost and found] lamb wool sweater in 11:9 as he searches in vain for the church of the lamb symbol in the BM.

Which represents the ten virgin wool "vase" jar that David Lynch uses to swirl his ten virgin Chinese pingball numbers in every morning.

Prettty sure about this one.

Given the episode's hilarious homage to the upcoming physical transfiguration of the old grey lady's vagina in DC 63, yada yada.

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PS NO.45: The word 'trump' appears in D&C 45:45, of all places.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The Senator who cut off Joe Biden's legacy on FOX comes from the "virgin" state shaped like a scrotum with a little cut off penis.

FOX NEWS being the first to jump on board the stolen election wagon train in 2020.

Ever heard of a little movie called THE STING?

PS DAN BONGINO: The latest conspiracy theory going around is that Bill Clinton is about to get "suicided".

Ironically, he was one of the best at keeping his mouth shut.

NAMING NAMES

 According to THE TRIAL prophecy, the accused is going to start naming names right after Joe Biden's little fireside chat with America on Tuesday.

"The Jews are such name droppers!" Adolf Hitler, 1933

For example, "Sometimes I wish Joe Biden would just keep his mouth shut." Barack Obama, 2012

Loose lips sink ships.

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IS THAT UNBELIEVABLE OR WHAT?

 You have to remember that AFTER HOURS came out in 1985, at the height of the AIDS pandemic, back when men were just homosexuals, and girls were just lesbians.

None of this transgender Covidism bullshit about everybody and everything is the same thing.

"Back when I was growing up, men were not afraid to die with their boots on." Robbin Williams talking in his best John Wayne voice.

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PS JOE BIDEN: Enough already, it's high time to cut it out and start acting like a man.

James Carville.

If you two don't believe it, look up the word "trump" in DC 45, etc.

IS THAT ALL THERE IS?

 Keep in mind yours truly running for his life in AFTER HOURS, when Joe Biden talks about the various variations of variants of CORONA 19 on Tuesday.

After awhile, it starts to get pretttty boring.

Doesn't he have anything else to do with his life?

"You can only milk the same cow for so long." Elizabeth Taylor.

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PS AP: The hospital beds are filling up because of you guys; not the flu.

"Panic city baby!" Robbin Williams

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

 THE TRIAL movie trailer prophecy ends with an old fashion FDR news real shot of everybody running for their lives at SEA-TAC INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT in 2021 during the height of Christmass travel season.

After some stranger had suddenly stood up in the crowd and shouted, "OH MY GOD!.. I TESTED POSITIVE!" 

Talk about having a negative attitude about life.

"Oh ye of little faith." Jesus Christ 

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NEWSWORTHY QUOTES: "There is no pandemic." Woody Norris, recipient of the MIT inventors award.

"It's all an illusion." MULHOLLAND DRIVE

FORBIDEN LOVE

 The strange FDR era movie called THE STRANGER is about when even the gays rebel against their mask masters in the AFTER HOURS east village square clock scenes.

Compare the two movie posters if you don't believe it.

Wherefore, last night at 1:17 am, I had a flash vision of Kent's no.1 bus racing north past TARGET on 104th.

Remember, these are the same folks who survived AIDS. 

And now they are supposed to get all freaked out by a nasty flu virus with a 99.999% survival rate for anybody under 40?

"45 is the new 35." Elizabeth Taylor 

Oh yeah, "Never trust anyone over 70." Robin Williams 

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: The final scenes of VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA feature Granny Grass at the airport during Christmass season.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Seeing you wearing a black mask on your face at SNL was a major hard off. Let me guess, your Jewish agent made you do it.

PS ALEC BALDWIN: If I were you, I would do the same thing that Hillary Clinton did with her iPhone. 

NEW READER NOTES: Orson Welles' THE STRANGER prophecy was about today's scandalous headlines about my hot young actress wives falling in love with a charming Nazi.

COMING SOON

"...The more interesting ones stick in my mind." 

Says Orson Welles' advocate in THE TRIAL movie trailer; talking about the cases that are about REVELATION 9 through DANIEL 9.

For example, "Cases!.. cases!.. cases!.." says Todd Herman on thetoddhermanshow.com 

My own personal favorite being THE STRANGER from 1946.

Featuring the future transsexual look alike director for today's dominatrix FBI.

In case you're wondering.

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BEHIND THE NEW GREEN DEAL DOOR

 Another thing that puts THE TRIAL into the year 2022 is the giant and oppressive green door on the 1962 art house film's movie poster at Wikipedia.

Thus "Progressive rhymes with oppressive." Jesus Christ, 9:46 am, PST, December 17, 2021.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

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PS MEL GIBSON: This morning at 7:32 am, Mother Mary said to me, "Condition 1" which means locked and loaded.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: Cousin David's sexy mail order bride from China is trying to seduce me.

Though I'm not the least bit tempted, it does amuse me, maybe even flatter me.

Whatever, I probably have too much time on my hands these days.

Seems like the more I ignore her, the more she wants me.

God did warn me about her in a dream last year.

Julia Roberts.

PS KEN KEISLER: Ever thought about opening up a small chain of exclusive furniture store boutiques? Never hurts to have a back up plan in place.

I'd start with the first one in Kirkland, Washington; then expand out from there.

BBC NEWS NOTES: I have never heard or read anything positive on American conservative media about the backstabbing neocon Jew Boris Johnson.

Rhymes with JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

THE TRIAL

 "The Trial is the best film I have ever made." Orson Welles

We know that THE TRIAL is about the trial of 'we the people' from the 1962 film's prophetic scenes of the accused white man standing before Congress in 2022.

And the dirty Jew run Democrat Party likes it on FACEBOOK.

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PS THE WRAP: Sunday's CURB 11:9 promises to be a real game changer.

PS MISS CARDIN: The authoritarian Vichy government in WW II was a prophecy about Paris being taking over by the reformed fascists in 2021, happening right before WW III.

Talk about the French Resistance to the invasion of Israel in EZEKIEL 38 in October of 2027.

IT'S HIGH TIME TO RESOLVE THE MATTER.

 "...and the wicked shall slay the wicked."

Talk about the final solution torpedos in HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER about the stolen election in 2020.

The one where the wicked take care of the wicked in DC 63:33.

Most of whom are Jewish of course.

Take for example my Jewish ex wife, who left me for a tall Jewish lawyer supporter of Bernie Sanders.

"Was I ever so young?" George Clooney

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Headboards are another thing. People who spend a lot of time sitting up in bed reading books, etc. want something comfortable to lean back on.

So the hight-adjustable book shelf should be above the head, and not jutting into the neck, etc.

Padded leather, sailboat canvas, etc. would be a great optional price add on to make the line more profitable.

SUNDAY SCHOOL STUDY NOTES: The rich saints in DC 63 who tarry in Kirkland for 100 years, are my wealthy family and friends in the Kirkland, Washington region; who send their tithing monies back to Zion in the meantime.

Anyway "You can't take it with you when you die." Elizabeth Taylor.

IT'S A SNOW JOB

"You're spoiling my high." BEVERLY HILLS COP

DANIEL 9's week 62 happens in the winter time of Joe Biden; also confirming Mitt Romney's DEER VALLEY ski resort hotel reservations in Park City, Utah.

Now that they're admitting that the covid shots usually wear out after about 70 weeks.

And they weren't that good to begin with anyway.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: It's worth noting that Larry David was wearing the standard 1970s mormon missionary outfit for his CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAM 11 red carpet premier.

PS DAVID LYNCH: Last night I dreamed that Jessica Biel also wanted me to feel up her tits.

On a side note; my captain's bed kit would probably have to be made out of solid oak. In order that the brass bolt screw together fittings would hold up after numerous take downs and set ups at different locations.

None of this cheap laminated pressboard crap in a box from IKEA, etc.

Available at wherever fine furniture is sold, etc. etc.

NOW THAT I THINK ABOT IT

 I used to think that fascism was a cut above Nazism; less rules, more fun in the sun, yada yada.

But after I watched all of those movie trailers and video clips of HOUSE OF GUCCI, I'm begining to rethink my position.

At least the straight talking Nazi Ephraimites were not a stylish clique of lying back stabbing rich Jewish weirdos pretending to be your friends.

After awhile, the sun, sex and pasta lifestyle begins to wear thin.

Hope I didn't leave anyone out.

George Clooney.

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On another note; I'm thinking about starting up a new blog entitled UNCLE GREG'S FISHING JOURNAL.

Incorporating lots of flash back memories of when we two where fishing buddies. 

THE RUDE AWAKENING OF AMERICA

 There is a reason why the ten virgins prophecy happens in the dark of night, when everyone else is sleeping, in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE.

Take for example the old Rick Steves vs. the new Rick Steves.

Who never knew that the little white church that opens the above show is the same one right nextdoor to his masonic brick head office mansion for rich weirdos in Edmonds, Washington.

As was confirmed by that rude black crow who attacted one of his female employees when I walked through the front door in 2019.

Looking to find a hard copy of ACCIDENTAL TOURIST.

Just off the set from California in Alfred Hitchcock's THE BIRDS prophecy.

The one about everybody sealing off the doors and windows so that the bird flu virus from Chinatown can't get into the house.

Oh well "The cast is completely crazy." goes THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW trailer.

And yes, that is Larry David who greets the two naive Young Republicans at the door.

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ZERO SIDE EFFECTS

Ergo, the mainline law and order Republican who gets a heart attack at the end of ZERO EFFECT; after he had respectfully agreed to receive the two Covid shots in his arm.

Who represents today's polite society Republicans who never read such rude and disturbing web sites as; thegatewaypundit.com or wnd.com.

Talk about having your head buried down in the sands of Australia.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Joe Biden's 62nd week in DANIEL 9 happens in January 2022.

PS DAVID LYNCH: My captain's bed should have about two inches of top side rim so that the mattress doesn't slide off of it.

It would also be nice if the kit was completely made with inserted bolt and screw casings. That way I could easily disassemble it and reassemble when I move.

SO BAD IT'S BRILLIANT:

 THE WRAP has images of Nyle Smith's overweight daughter who was my latest mormon wife revelation in my ZERO EFFECT Portland, Oregon dream.

Talk about curbing my enthusiasm for hot young actresses in their twenties.

That said, she looks exactly like what my brilliant brother Jeff would go for back in the day.

Like for example "I'll fuck anything that walks!" BLUE VELVET

Rhymes with whatever works.

Talk about sloppy seconds.

As per "You don't know what you're missing." MULHOLLAND DRIVE 

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NEW READERS: The nasty bug that stung the fat lady in the next office in MULHOLLAND DRIVE was Covidism 19.

PS HOWARD STERN: That crazy BLM nigger who had an in-flight nervous breakdown; then had to be strapped and tied down and put down in Oklahoma City; was Divine confirmation of my two TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN! postings.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night Michael said to me "1,2,3,4..."

THE ONLY WAY OUT BY NOW.

 "I need the matter resolved." 

Seriously.

Says the older white Irish Trump supporter in Portland, Oregon in the ZERO EFFECT movie trailer prophecy about the final third way solution to the Jews in 2022.

Talk about ground zero.

Hello MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO situation.

"Actions speak louder than words." Taylor Swift, unwittingly quoting Benito Mussolini in 1933.

"Better dead than red!" Hillary Clinton, Chicago, Illinois, 1964; deliberately quoting Senator Goldwater of Arizona.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You half to have a rather younger small tight ass in order to wear leather. Which usually adds about ten pounds onto the back side.

One of the more successfull examples of this being Elizabeth Hurley.

Not to mention Mick Jagger.

For example, "The camera adds ten pounds." Elizabeth Taylor.

CHRISTMAS IN ASPEN, COLORADO WITH JACK NICHOLSON

 "What are you doing, who are these people!"

Today, I woke up for the second time at 9:33 am from a dream about Nyle Smith in Portland, Oregon.

Which confirmed that Ben Stiller really will be my sidekick in the 1998 ZERO EFFECT movie trailer prophecy about THE WATCH movie trailer prophecy.

Based in part on that deadly twister in Graves County, Kentucky.

The one about the first fruits from the grave in SLEEPER; filmed above I-70, east of Denver.

For example "I have one foot in the grave." Jeff Relf, Seattle, Washington 2021.

Who turns only 62 in January of 2022.

See every free HAMMER FILMS movie on YOUTUBE where the vampire dies in the end. But in the next one, he suddenly rises up from the grave yet again.

Much like the alien who suddenly comes alive again in THE WATCH.

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PS HILLARY CLINTON: You are the whore of Babylon who the beast hates in REVELATION 17.

"She was just 17, if you know what I mean..." THE BEATLES

PS IAN PUNNETT: More now, less later.

WAG THE DOG OR DIE HARD

 Joe Biden has no choice now but to start a phony war in order to save his cratering reality tv show ratings.

And of course, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP could never be elected House Speaker in 2022 if the Republicans didn't get the shit scared out of them.

Hell, half of them still support Biden's involvement in Covidism.

As if Dr. Fauci himself wasn't enough already to do the job.

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FAKE NEWS NOTES: Scientists are now saying that only 6% of the "800,000" who have died from Covid in America actually died from Covid.

You can read about it at www.thegatewaypundit.com if you don't believe it.

And if you need a second opinion, go to www.wnd.com.

No wonder the truth serum virus injection has a forced 99.8% survival rate in every spy tv show series from the 60s.

SNL GOES WEIRDO

 "It got weird didn't it..." Dr. Evil in AUSTIN POWERS 2

Role played by Austin Powers in AUSTIN POWERS 3

Which was just a rip off of the first AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.

I told you that NBC was going to be the first domino to fall.

"OK, that's enough." Larry David

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The UU in Utah County, Utah is one of the best kept secrets in higher education.

The faculty is about 50/50 conservative/liberal. So the kids get exposed to both sides of the issues.

Unlike Harvard, etc. where the Jewish faculty is about 50/50 fascist/communist.

PS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: Last night God told me that I get to feel up your wife's tits.

Sorry about that.

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY

My naive exwife goes crazy on me in THE SHINING prophecy because I never stop blogging about how she is harming my son with the two needles of Judah and Ephraim in 2021.

No wonder I have been experiencing such "...a tremendous sense of isolation." for the past 20 years.

As now being confirmed by the sudden snow storm blowing into the Rockies this week.

Note the JUST FOR MEN hair job on Jack Nicholson in this one.

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QUOTES FROM THE 7:39 VICKY CRISTINA VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

 "My God, this guy is so interesting."

As just confirmed in published online reports of that AMAZON "fullfillment center" getting destroyed by a twister just north of I-70 in Ed/wards/ville, Ill.

Only hours after Dr. Evil himself launched his classic 1950s si-fi JOHNNY ROCKET burger into outer space from western Texas.

"You gotta admire his no bullshit approach." SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

Not so much Matthew McConaughey.

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PS GOOGLE: The exception always proves the rule, when it comes to censorship.

WHATEVER WORKS TO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

 "All you have to offer me is death!" 

No wonder TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN! came out on my exwife's birthday.

Because you will never be able to look that good again until you die and become born again in the physical transfiguration process.

"Nothing in this life is free... especially love." Elizabeth Taylor 

Whereas, the inspiration behind WHATEVER WORKS is the ultimate question about why so many hot young actresses can be so interested in a 70 year-old guy like me.

Whatever works.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: My simple 2x4 bed box concept is along the lines of your traditional captain's bed. But with two open sides, no fussy drawers; supported by a middle beam of course, where you can just push under it a few suitcases or travel bags, etc. 

Suitable for one of those single Scandinavian double-layered mattresses, or perhaps a thicker Japanese cotton futon.

Whatever works.

"Salvation is free, fucking is not." Jesus Christ, 10:44 am, PST, 12.11.21

"You have to draw the line somewhere." Jesus Christ 

TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!

 At least you can still find the 1988 movie trailer on the internet for this one.

Which is all about the Jews who want to tie you up and tie you down and give you the two Covid infusions of Judah and Ephraim in 2021.

Good luck with that one Howard Stern.

Which thymes with stern.

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PS DANIEL WHITE: One of the best pieces of advice that my German Levite stepfather Leslie Winn ever gave me was, "Everyone has to pay their dues to get into the club."

Take for example "The Jews always find a way to never pay their taxes!" Adolf Hitler

PS BUD HARKCOM: If you're not doing much of anything this spring, how about stopping by and building me an 18" high 2x4 box for my single size futon Japanese mattress?

LAW OF DESIRE

 You'll just have to satisfy yourself with all of those amazing extended videos of 1987's LAW OF DESIRE prophecy on YOUTUBE; because apparently the short and condensed movie trailer for it has somehow disappeared in the matrix.

Thereby forcing anyone who is interested to take a closer and more thorough look at it anyway.

Oh well "Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?" Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS MRS. GREGORY SCOTT RELF: The nice thing about Utah is that you can keep your pot iron leprechaun safe packed full of gold coins, and not have to worry about the niggers trying to break into your house and stealing it in LEP IN HOOD, etc.

PS NO.9: Your official number nine stands for REVELATION 9 and DANIEL 9 and EZEKIEL 9, yada yada.

So don't worry if daddy has to take an official time out for now. 

And then get back in the game next season.

Nothing sweeter than fucking another brother now and then; just to get his jealous attention.

"I am a jealous God." Jesus Christ, 2:08 pm, PST, Friday, 12.10.21.

MEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

"You must admit, this is a little weird." WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN in 1988

Now that all the men are acting like women. And all the women are acting like men in 2021.

But it gets better in 2022, 2023 and 2024.

"It's a comedy, but not everyone's laughing."

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PS AUNT JUDY: Last night Michael said that I can fuck my second cousin Julie.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: Any mormon Priesthood holder who sleeps with even a part negro woman immediately loses his Priesthood; that according to the revelations at 2bc.info.

Exactly like all of today's mormon negro priesthood leaders. Who will never be allowed to hold any office in the LDS church ever again; even after they do repent and become baptised again.

Even today's same wicked men who are saying that you should get "vaxinated" again.

AN EDUCATION

 "Sometimes an education isn't by the [rule] book." 

The one above from 2009 where Joe Biden was put into office against all the rules.

And now the Jews need to be taught a lesson about lying and cheating and taking advantage of the foolish and naive virgins.

Not to mention the neocon mormons.

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PS LARRY DUARGHTEY: I noticed that you recently joined the official warm and fuzzy LDS FACEBBOOK page.

Don't suppose that there is much back and forth on there about section 85 at 2bc.info.

That would be just too rude.

SCRAMBLED GREEN EGGS

 FRASIER's radio talk show doctor was a therapy prophecy about Seattle becoming so mentally and politically ill in the future.

Remember, Kelsey Grammar is one of the few openly Republican actors in Hollywood.

Think Bruce Troxell hooks up with Kamala Harris on FACEBOOK.

And it kind of makes sense in a strange way.

At least it looks that way.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: No fresh ground MAGIC MILL wheat bread, no fucky sucky babies for you.

PS MRS. GREGORY SCOTT RELF: Do hope you got the riverside [HOUSE OF GUCCI] brick walled mansion in Provo, Utah after your divorce from the late great Larry King.

The one with the four car garage where I can keep my ALFA parked on the weekends.

COVIDISM IS TODAY'S BLACK PLAGUE VARIANT

 Seriously, if it wasn't for the stealing and cheating blacks who have now overrun most of America's major cities; there would be no abomination of desolation in the Greek White House today.

Thank God that the blacks are in such a minority in the Pacific  Northwest.

Talk about being outgunned by 100 to 1.

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PS MR GOVERNATOR: Word on the street is nobody is asking for your papers in Seattle.

Whereas, it does seem that Covidism has completely scrambled the green eggs political scene in FRAZIER the KIRO radio show meets NORTHERN EXPOSURE.

Plus, Dr. Evil's attempt to take over the world from on top of the SPACE NEEDLE didn't exactly help things either.

"If anybody can fuck things up, it's Joe Biden." Barack Obama 

HIS ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS

 Larry David's annoying bald persona in HOUSE OF GUCCI was meant to come out IN SYNC with season 11 of CURB for a Divine rational reason.

Since so many of today's know-it-all Jews at CNN etc. are still not reading any other books or web sites these days.

Therefore, the inspired ending to my all time favorite SEINFELD episode ever entitled BUBBLE BOY.

The one about today's Covid bug that the Jews still have stuck up their ass.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Liked your new FACEBOOK webbing pix that indentify with CURB's current BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN themes.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: The snow storm moving into Park City, Utah is God's way of saying HOUSE OF GUCCI is about my own fantasy marriage to Mrs. Gregory Scott Relf back in the 70s.

Think THE SHINING meets CHRISTMAS VACATION.

PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: I'm thinking CHRISTMAS IN THE CARIBBEAN is going to be a must see in 2022.

CAPTAIN RON meets KILL CRUISE with BAD SANTA at the helm for under ten big ones... How can you miss?

PS KATE HOLMES: "Are you just going to stand there, or are you going to do something about it?" ZERO EFFECT

THE NEW NORTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER

 Those 5 Jewish lawyers from Brooklyn who founded the SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER should probably go back to where they came from now.

Now that the Jewish mayor of New York has issued his final dictate that is going to create a shit load of unemployment and human rights violations.

By the by; desperate people say and do desparate things.

"If the Jews run Hollywood, they certainly must run New York." Orson Welles, tongue in cheek on THE DICK CAVETT SHOW

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PS DR. EVIL: You mess with me, I mess with you.

"You bless me, I bless you." Jesus Christ, 9:58 pm, PST, Pearl Harbor Day, 2001.

PS DAVID LYNCH: All of those shallow no.4 plus earthquakes out in the REVELATION 13 sea, west of Hwy. 101, are about Governor Brown and the rebels in Lincoln County, Oregon.

PROBABLY NOT NOW, MAYBE LATER, WE'LL SEE.

 They probably disappeared Larry David last Sunday evening because my irrational man cameo in 11:7 was just too hard for them to take.

But of course, they had to reappear Larry after the social media pressure became too much for them to take.

Talk about doing a 180 in 2021.

"They are always looking to get ahead of the line." Adolf Hitler 

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Do you prefer the soft swirl? Or do you like the hard in and out?

FIDDLER ON THE ROOF

 Tradition my ass.

Talk about fiddling while Rome is burning.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden will be zooming in with Putin today; in confirmation of him and his Russian fuck buddies screwing the believing Jews at every turn in 2022, 2023 and 2024.

Traitor Joe is not the abomination of desolation front man in MARK 13:14 for no shit.

For Christ sakes, 85% of the Jews in America voted for the jerk in 2020.

While 70% of the Jews in Israel were hoping and praying that no. 45 would be reelected again.

Think Larry David meets Mark Levin in a dark back ally in CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND SET.

"Oil and water don't mix." Elizabeth Taylor

EXAMPLE:

"Gasoline and matches anybody?" THE BATMAN 

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PS CHRIS WOOD: David Lynch was thinking about the 1954 song EARTH ANGEL, by THE PENGUINS, on your birthday.

I wonder what will be the musical number of the day on Mel Gibson's upcoming 1.03.2022 birthday?

PS SARAH SILVERMAN: You're getting warmer. Now take one small step to the right.

I like to play games too.

PS JOE BIDEN: "You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with PEPSIDENT.

Rhymes with president.

PS MISS CARDIN: More or less, HOUSE OF GUCCI is the 1970s biopic of our brief 5 year royal wedding fantasy.

The one where we were married in the Provo temple on Nicole Kidman's birthday in 1974. And the wedding dinner was catered by a bucket of KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

Waiting at the bus stop Monday morning, Michael told me that "Russia is armed." 

And then the free shopper shuttle to FREDDY'S finally arrived. 

Then I sat down in front of that Russian immigrant who always has his bicycle strapped onto the front of it's carriage.

The one who never wears some gay ass pussy mask on his mouth.

Pray to God that Rush was right about America forming an unstopable army of angry lesbians who are having their period.

Otherwise, we're all dead.

Larry David.

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NOTE: Ethan's house number in Oxford, Michigan is 112.

PS HOWARD STERN: Joe Biden has the same type of cancer that you have.

COUNTERFEIT GUCCI MERCHANDISE

 "Gucci is dead." HOUSE OF GUCCI

The brain dead abomination of desolation was at the Smithsonian on Sunday; preaching about restoring the Greek family temple values of Covidism.

Rip off!

In Divine confirmation of that LDS missionary from Dayton, Ohio who was shot by a Priesthood nigger on the basketball court down in Alabama.

Because the mormons are playing [Joseph Smith] brand name games with the latter-day counter/feit 1260-1290-1335 days numbers in MARK 13:14.

Not to be confused with numbers 2022, 2023 and 2024 in DANIEL.

Ergo "The Republican brand name means almost nothing anymore." Todd Herman

Jennifer Aniston.

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YOU CAN GOOGLE IT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT.

 I can't believe that I googled for the latest breaking reviews of CURB 11: 7 on Sunday evening and came up with squat.

Sometimes less is more I guess.

Whatever, if they can 'disappear' somebody like a Larry David, they can certainly disappear someone like you.

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PS SEINFELD: According to Todd Herman, they are now doing selective censorship. 

For example, I Google something, I get nothing. They Google something, they get everything.

"Inside information is the coin of the realm theses days." Newt Gingrich

PS ALEC BALDWIN: I don't feel any guilt either.

PERFORMANCE ART

 Ethan tried to explain that his graphic sketches were just story boards for his upcoming live performance in Oxford.

Sadly, there's still not enough public funding for the arts in the suberbs of Detroit; north of the 8 mile line.

Otherwise, the school's administrators would have been more suspicious of me when I joined the faculty in the IRRATIONAL MAN liberal arts film prophecy.

"Some get it, some don't." Elizabeth Taylor

"In some ways, Elizabeth is the most down to earth ordinary person that I have ever known." Richard Burton

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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Apparently, only you can play the Joan of Arc figure who saves Australia from the English Empire covidists. 

Now that all of the little men with their big knives have run for the tall grass in MONTE PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.

GOVERNMENT EXHIBIT 52

 "The history of the world in telephone numbers." MULHOLLAND DRIVE, 2001.

Spoken right before yours truly drilled one through the private eye's head with his classic 007 WALTHER .32 look alike gun.

Wherefore, God caused Epstien's little black book to be introduced into discovery on Friday.

And surprise, surprise; Alec Baldwin's private phone number is right there in on it.

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CLIFF NOTES: In the above 2001 David Lynch movie scene; the hired assassin is a short haired Ephraimite; and the private gossip spy guy is a long haired Jew.

PS ALEC BALDWIN: Baptism for the dead by proxy is real.

Talk about taking a bullet in every spaghetti western homage rip off film ever made by Quentin Tarantino.

Where the bad guys always win; and the good guys always lose.

PS LARRY DAVID: "I was just following orders." Will not be a valid defense in the 12th season of Young Larry.

COVIDISM IS NOW INTO IT'S 4TH STAGE CANCER TERM.

 Whereas the biblical earthquake in Chicago is also going to effect a large part of Wisconsin.

Also known as "The land of 10,000,000 cows."

Where their Jewish governor just vetoed the white Christian Republican's new 4th term abortion ban bill; while surrounding himself by a gang of Jewish lesbians, Jewish doctors and Jewish communists.

99.8% of whom have probably already had their 4th jab at.

That was mighty white of you Governor. Not that many negros in the photo shopped picture that I saw.

"Basically, Hitler tried to abort the entire Jewish race." Newt Gingrich 

"The people voted for Joe Biden because they wanted America to get back to normal." Karl Rove

Who himself voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 election.

Not to mention Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Medved, Jay Leno and Alec Baldwin, yada yada.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I don't really care anymore who you voted for back in 2020. In the upcoming KINGDOM OF GOD, most women won't be allowed to vote anyway.

Much less testify against their husbands in court.

ART HOUSE THEATER

 Ethan's parents were found hiding out at an art gallery in Detroit; probably somewhere north of the 8 mile line.

Who wouldn't be if some cunt like the Oakland County DA was after you.

Talk about rubbing salt in the bullet wounds.

Detroit being the murder capital of America.

See Art Moore's latest piece about Dr Robert Malone at www.wnd.com.

Not to be confused with THE NEW YORKER or THE NEW YORK TIMES.

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PS ALEC BALDWIN: Your claim that you didn't pull the trigger was an inspired court testimony in favor of Ethan's parents in Oxford.

The kid should have been stoned to death months before the fact; according to the Word at 2bc.info .

You win some, you lose some.

COVIDISM IS A DISEASED HEART

 "I come to heal the sick, not the well off." Jesus Christ

"Joe Biden is a sick guy." PRESIDENT FOR ETERNAL LIFE DONALD TRUMP 

NO.45.

Whereas, I capped some jerk in the head, who just raped that little retarded lady who works at the QFC on Hwy.524 in Lynwood.

And then a pingpong ball with the number '4' on it popped out of the left side of his brain dead head.

See every 1980s tape cassett commercial that asked, "Is is real?.. Or is it MEMORY X?"

Or, see every upcoming CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM episode in season 12 where we see a 711 sign in the mise en scenes in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets THE FRENCH DISPATCH.

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PS SANDY: Nice code work.

"Always keep the ladies happy, is my motto." Jack Nicholson 

PS KEN KEISLER: I know, I have always been too much of a blabber mouth.

But somebody has to say out loud what nobody else can say these days.

Talk about the village idiot in Edmonds, Washington who just walks around town talking to himself. 

GREGORY SCOTT GUCCI JR.

 Talk about being dressed to the 9s back in the 1980s.

Back when I gave my "GHOSTS R US" Holy Ghost business card to the Coen Brothers at SUNDANCE.

Suggesting that they might want to call me if they ever need a new screenwriter.

And the rest was his/story.

Think THE JERK meets L.A. STORY.

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PS SANDY: Expect a break in the weather this weekend.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Expect to catch a break this weekend.

Like for example, "You should get cancer and die!" Says Joan Rivers to Jerry Lewis in THE KING OF COMEDY, 1982

I HATED HEAVEN

 I HATED HEAVEN and MY FATHER WAS A CARPENTER were Ken Kemp's two self published breakout paperbacks that were about today's government imposed germ free utopia.

Bruce Troxell writing and producing the two futurtist 1984 adaptations?

Chris Wood doing all the dirty work as director?

In confirmation of MY BLUE HEAVEN happening in the same San Diego LDS Mission District tourist attraction where he grew up in the President Spencer Kimball 1970s.

Think Eugene, Oregon Vs. San Marin County, California.

"One man's asshole, is another man's pussy." Jack Nicholson 

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Seems like it's getting harder and harder to find a real loaf of whole wheat bread these days.

But you can still buy a MAGIC MILL on line, and have them ship it with a couple 50 lb. sacks of hard red winter wheat from Montana.

Who wants to get stuck with a retarded baby for the rest of your life anyway?

I know I don't.

THE OTHER LARRY DAVID

This Sunday's No.7 looks to be the CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM breakthrough episode that we have all been waiting for.

Remember, the Jews just love to play follow the leader.

Ever since the season 9 SEINFELD finale ended with all those Jewish kids trapped inside of some quarantine prison cell.

"I admit it, I'm a germaphobe." Jerry Seinfeld 

Rhymes with German.

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WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT UNTITLED PROJECT

Think YOUNG LARRY meets YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN; and he gets to tap that shit in SCOOP meets MATCHPOINT.

Not to mention LOST IN TRANSLATION.

Whereas that young shooter in Oxford looks like River Phoenix's younger brother; for a Divine plot confirmation of his other younger brother making plans to escape to Oxford, England in the IRRATIONAL MAN prophecy.

On the same day the Joe Biden was cutting it pretty thick in the 1290 days Mississippi River headwaters state.

"Name one movie for me where all the girls go crazy for the good guy." Jack Nicholson 

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COVIDISM IS A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

 Hey why not?

Since everyone who is so freaked out by the nasty Covid thing, is also making a big deal out of WORLD AIDS DAY; a.k.a. day 1335 on the Howard Stern calender in 1996.

Don't forget, the more liberal Coen brother with long hair represents Judah. And the more conservative Coen brother with short hair represents Ephraim.

"Sorry about that." CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND

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DOCTOR NOTES: Ever noticed that people who have herpes rarely go swimming in salt water? Much less a chlorinated swimming pool. Because it makes their open STD soars start to burn even more.

Talk about rubbing salt in the wounds, Lindsay Lohan.

You too Paris Hilton.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the King of Gossip, Truman Capote!" Johnny Carson.

I'M SORRY. BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU.

 "We got a shooting, and then this execution type thing." FARGO 1996.

America's brain dead Joe Biden was in Dakota County, Minnesota, near Waterford, when that shooter killed those Covid kids near Waterford, Michigan with his father's brand new SIG 9.

Rhymes with brand name.

Don't forget, WW 1 was started after the princess was assassinated with a 9 short.

Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill.

Ergo, FARGO takes place during the winter time in MARK 13. Happening all around those 1290 days landmarks near Brainerd.

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PS TODD HERMAN: I had a JUMPIN' JACK FLASH vision of a .45 revolver during your last radio show at 6:45 am today.

PS SANDY: My loving parents never said "I"m sorry." when they were right. 

But I do remember my father once saying, "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you." As he was taking off his belt."

How cliche, it was probably just a generational thing.

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Five years ago I had a vision about the year 2023.

Wherein my beloved mother's rear deck collapsed into a pile of broken boards and rusty nails.

"...EXTREMELY PAINFUL AND INSULTING."

"My name is Gucci too!" HOUSE OF GUCCI

That 15 year-old natural born killer shot all of those 15 year-old kids, east of Hwy.15, in Divine confirmation of my very insulting No. I-15 posting.

The one about Charlize Theron fucking some cartoonish man child NBA basketball man in the backseat of a limo in BEING THERE.

Oh yeah baby, in the latter-days, everything will be revealed.

"Time to put the cards on the table." CASINO

Think NURSE BETTY meets THE FULL MONTY.

"I know what you're doing." LOST HIGHWAY 

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: It doesn't matter if you have tested positive for the African herpes virus variant or not.

You're an OSCAR winning actress for God's sake. Play along with it for now; maybe you do, maybe you don't. 

"Always keep them interested and guessing." Elizabeth Taylor 

Even bad publicity is better than no publicity.

DOING THE RIGHT WING THING

Do you really think that some flu bug with a 99.8 % survival rate from Africa is our biggest problem right now?

How about the rightious biblical concept of black slavery becoming restored again in the white KINGDOM OF GOD? Like in the post 1980s movie trailer prophecy for DO THE RIGHT THING at 2bc.info.

And you think that THE BOOK OF MORMON was dictated to Joseph Smith by the devil.

"You ain't seen nothin' yet." NATURAL BORN KILLERS

CUT BACK TO: 

"I'm afraid that we have awaken a giant." Sam Huston, Huntsville, Texas.

Mitt Romney.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: You will probably not be able to start comprehending the full meaning of the FARGO prophecy until the winter season starts this December.

THE CORONA 19 VIRUS

 Charlize Theron contracted the herpes virus after she fucked some NBA basketball star nigger in the backseat of a limo in BEING THERE.

Which is why she has not hooked up with any white guy in the past five years or so.

In Divine confirmation of the latest COVIDISM fad coming from OUT OF AFRICA.

So now the only hope that she has to save her life, and her Hollywood acting career, is to hook up with the man upstairs in INLAND EMPIRE.

Scarlett Johansson.

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ARE YOU FUCKING ME?

Oh well. "You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 

See every Hollywood movie where the aging A-list movie star actress tries to get her life and career back by fucking the older male movie star; who's still got it in spades.

They didn't call him 'The King of Hollywood' for nothing back in 1951.

"I never understood why Lauren Bacall married Humphrey Bogart until I saw them together in TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT some years later." Truman Capote.

"Manhattan was once a town where you could see old movies in theaters." Woody Allen

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHTY: "Always give a man a backdoor out." is my motto.

THE MCDONALDS BIG MAC PROPHECY

 "Have it your way." BURGER KING

This one was about no.45 having two terms in office.

Because the two golden arches burger has two patties that are interupted by a middle toast concept.

I shit you not. 

Check out the WHAT A BURGER scene in PULP FICTION.

"I need the element of surprise." Says Samuel L. Jackson, right before he puts the junkie in his trunk in PULP FICTION.

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THE SECOND TEMPLE ADMINISTRATION

 Mark Levin's two part interview of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP marked off the Hanukkah prophecy about no.45's second term in office.

After the Greek king in REVELATION 9 is kicked out of Israel for good in 2022.

As just confirmed by Matthew McConaughey deciding that being the mild mannerd monogamous Governor of Texas would be... BORING!

And then explaining on TWITTER that he would rather be donating his money "for now" to such local projects as THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS; maybe even partnering up with RICK STEVES' EUROPE on a few indie film productions.

Not to mention being a major sponsor of THE EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL.

"My husband is not very romantic." Mrs. Matthew David McConaughey.

That was then, this is now.

"Ride' em cowboy!" Jack Nicholson 

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Jennifer Aniston.

"Too much, too soon." BLACK BALL

COVIDISM UPDATE: "They keep moving the goal posts." Rush Limbaugh

Former NFL host on ESPN who got let go after about three games.

HOCUS POCUS

 Dr. Evil's personal doctor [read Dr. Fauci] is now saying that you will need to get poked by some Dr. Feelgood needle for the rest of your life.

And you'll like it.

I'll never forget when I got my mandatory return missionary medical in 1973. 

And the smiling doctor in Orem, Utah seemed to enjoy it too much when he poked his gloved finger up my butt and wiggled it around too much.

Not wonder I haven't seen a doctor since then.

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PS CAREY MULIGAN: I'm not trying to rip off your brand name or anything.

 But they do have an offer that you can't defuse at THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater up in Edmonds, Washington.

Rumor has it, Jeff Bezos has come to their rescue with another $100,000,000 injection into their local theater arts budget.

Guys will do anything to get laid of course

But there's always a price to pay, of course, of course.

Like $1000 apiece for the cheaper seats in the back row? 

"You get what you pay for in this life." Orson Welles 

AMAZON PRIME TIME

 That 7.5 earthquake happened up in the highlands of the Amazon River as Providential publicity about tonight's interview of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP on Mark Levin.

The one about Trump getting those 75 million votes that won him all 5 of the swing states in 2020.

And even Dr. Evil's Washington, DC newspaper can't stop him next time.

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PS LARRY DAVID: That is a doodled copy of the 2BC on the table in the IRRATIONAL MAN movie trailer.

PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: You live in North London for a North Seattle, King County reason. Take for example North England, which is about half Scandinavian Vi/king.

Eric Jaderholm.

PS NICOLAS CAGE: Last night I dreamed that Mat Damon just got a divorce from his same sex marriage to the Sodom and Egypt queen in REVELATION 11.

I'M THE IRRATIONAL MAN?

 "This is the meaningful act that I was searching for!" Says yours truly hooking up with Emma Stone at HASTY TASTY in Seattle's University District in 2015.

No wonder Todd Herman' s indie film radio podcast show debuts on Woody Allen's birthday next week.

The above mighty line being a born again idea for a fantasy romance movie.

Thankfully, today's police detectives have become so demoralized and defunded, that they would probably just rule that the movie's elevator crime scene finale was an accident.

It's almost impossible to know if a week-old dead body has any bruises on it, or what.

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PS LARRY DAVID: Last night I dreamed that you were peddling as fast as you could on Pee-Wee Herman's German brand SCHWINN bicycle. But then you lost your brakes and went out of control and crashed into a wooden fence up in Lynwood, Washington.

WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP?

 According to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, all of the copy-cat Jews in the Jewish media always step in the same direction.

And then they all fall down at the same time and play dead in Madison, Wisconsin in 2022.

In confirmation of Joe Biden spending this Turkey Day at some hunting lodge estate for rich weirdos.

No wonder Judah is going to accept Jesus Christ as their savior at the same time.

"Never be the first, and never be the last." Benjamin Franklin 

OR:

"Last one in is a rotten egg!" EATING RAOUL 

AND: 

"Too often, great minds like to think alike." William F Buckley Jr, GOD AND MAN AT YALE, 1951

Think IRRATIONAL MAN meets STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER.

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FITS LIKE A GLOVE

 The reason O.J.'s black leather glove didn't fit his hand is because it got wet and shrank after if dried out.

Not a lot of niggers can wear GUCCI leather and get away with it; too much junk in the trunk for one thing.

No wonder the Jews are going to get fucked in the ass in 2022.

Michael Medved.

If it fits, you must convict.

That said, "Black guys' palms feel like soft leather." Tom Brady

Which is why today's wide receivers all wear tight leather white gloves that are easier to spot down field.

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WHO ARE YOU?

 "Who are you today, baby?" AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME 

Talk about getting screwed by the little pricks at the WHO in 2022.

Heard any good penis jokes lately about the small size of Asian dicks?

Back when I was growing up in Seattle, a lot of white guys liked the smaller Japanese made rubbers because they fit so tight.

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PS ST LOUIS: Heard any good Jewish doctor jokes lately?

Here's one, "Some of the biggest dicks in the world are just little pricks." 

Talk about Ephraim's penis envy complex in ISAIAH 11.

See every Jewish Hollywood si-fi movie ever made where the rocket looks like a big 9" boner.

REVELATION 9 NOTES: The NU mutation of Covidism is a physical transfiguration promotion for NUSKIN; based in Provo, Utah.

Think FLETCH meets FOOTLOOSE.

I AM THE HEAVILY MUTATED ONE IN 3 NEPHI 21.

 "Heavy baby." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY

The one that rips off DR. WHO at today's secret science WHO organisation who is trying to take over the world.

Listen to every secret combination of podcasts at thetoddhermanshow.com that expose who the WHO really is; starting next week on Woody Allen's 86th birthday.

Also see every Hollywood horror movie ever made where the bad guy is a heavily mutated monster; who just wants to be understood and accepted by sensitive society.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: "Horses don't take holidays." SKINNY LEGS AND ALL

On a personal note; before you walk down that aisle in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW; you better make sure that you only want to have one special girlfriend in your life for the rest of eternity.

MGM

 The niggers started looting high end designer shops for a billion dollars in free publicity for HOUSE OF GUCCI.

Meanwhile, Dr Evil was also moved upon by the spirit to donate $100,000,000 in free publicity to the abomination of desolation's crooked TOWER OF BABYLON outside Chicago.

"Your friends will try to be like you." Says my patriarchal blessing, given to me by brother Horn in 1964.

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PS NBC: The covid flu is a paper money tiger.

See every Hollywood movie ever made where things are not what they seemed to be in the third act.

AMERICA'S BACK IN THE USSR

 "Oh come on..."

In this particular 1960s video, the BEATTLES are thrilled about Georgia stealing the election for Joe Biden er all back in 2020.

In Divine confirmation of the fact that you can't even get on a commercial airplane these days if you have not been shot up.

"I find it rather strange, that apparently none of the Beatles are heroin addicts." Truman Capote 

OR: 

"Virtually all of the billionaires in today's Russia are Jewish [read aithiests]." THE NEW AMERICAN

Larry David.

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PS DR. EVIL: The reason why WHOLE FOODS went down hill so fast, after you bought it out, is because you yourself is not a foodie. 

Stick with what you're good at, is one of the basic principles in THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON.

"You're out of your element!" THE OTHER BIG LEBOWSKI 

PS CBS: Today's hospitals in Michigan are overwhelmed by the foolish five virgins who agreed to receive the 666 mark of the beast. 

Let me guess, most of them are as white as rice.

IF YOUUUU CAN BELIEVE IT!

 I can believe that Kyle Rittenhouse really is a BLM supporter; after his long drawn out trial proved beyond a doubt that he is not a liar.

And I say this as a hired gun for Christ who knows that those three white trash dudes down in Georgia did the right thing when they gut-shot that nigger.

"Praise God and pass the ammo." Bruce Willis

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PS LARRY DAVID: How about spicing things up on CURB with some kind of a reality murder mystery gossip theme? I'm sensing that today's younger Jewish critics are starting to get tired of your old cranky Jew from Brooklyn routine.

PS MISS CARDIN: THE SHINING's room number 237 in the [winter time] TRUMP hotel resort scene stands for the two sticks of Judah and Ephraim in EZEKIEL 37. 

No wonder the sexy young woman in that room looked much like you did back in 1974. But then she suddenly deteriorated into an old rotten hag in her late 60s by the year 2022.

"Life is a bitch, and then you die." Jack Nicholson 

IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE WHITE TRASH

 Ever been to a Lady Gaga concert?

Who needs niggers with white friends like these?

99.8 % of whom vote for the Red Chinese party line every time.

"Level red alert!" DOCTOR NO

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PS TARANTINO: That Fingers Lakes map tattoo on the back of Hunter Biden is about the five fingers of death punch in KILL BILL 3.

Think REAR WINDOW meets PSYCHO.

"Having sex with Keanu Reeves was just too much of a Zen master experience for me." Sandra Bullock.

HOWARD STERN ALERT!

 Joe Biden got so freaked out by my PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE posting that he immediately declared that anyone crossing state lines must get the DANIEL 9 needle by January 22, 2022.

Talk about the most obviously transparent presidency in his/story.

Kind of like the Red Chinese disappearing their tennis star right as my "tennis anyone?" posting rolled out about Taylor Swift's new RED video about the ten virgins wedding prophecy.

So now what?

"What are we going to do about Howard Stern?.. HA HA..." Hillary Clinton, 1996.

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CHINA FLU UPDATE: Check out Dr. Zelenko's new site at www.zstacklife.com/gateway

"If you have an issue, here's a tissue." AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: My protege from Mentor, Ohio just got herself a new underground bunker bomb shelter bedroom, complete with no windows and concrete walls; much like the one in GREASE 2.

Including lots of built-in shelves for emergency canned food and water supplies.

In confirmation of that guy whose face looks like an older and more trim and more sophisticated and more styling multimillionaire Kyle Rittenhouse in MY DATE WITH DREW.

SUNDANCE 2022

 "The film festival looks more like a tourist trap these days." Robert Redford 

Proof of two 666 injections required to even get into it this year?

Don't really want to know; I don't travel in those circles anymore.

Take for example, "I no longer fly commercial." Todd Herman.

And I don't even know what big budget art film is supposed to debut at it this winter in Salt Lake City, Utah.

I suppose I could Google it and find out.

But, "I don't care!" Pee Wee Herman quoting Adolf Hitler.

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THE CHICAGO BLUES

 Dr. Evil just announced his $100,000,000 donation to the abomination of desolation foundation based at Obama's crooked TOWER OF PISA presidential library.

"Big wow..." Ornella Fresh in the 1997 STAR MAPS movie trailer.

No shit, the real life name of the young red horse prophecy stud in the movie is Douglas Spain.

See every video at pornhub.com where the guy has a big ugly crooked penis erection.

Whatever "Kyle Rittenhouse looks Hispanic." Whoopie Goldberg.

Read black Irish.

BFD, Jimmy Kimmel looks like an Arab terrorist who hates white people; especially the Jewish ones.

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MY NAME IS GUCCI TOO...

 If it wasn't for the nigger rich blacks lawfully buying up everything at GUCCI, with their legitimate MC credit cards during the holidays for the past five decades, there wouldn't even be a HOUSE OF GUCCI brand name anymore.

And I'm not talking about a few gangs of BLM mobs, here and there, sacking and pillaging the white people's shit once in awhile.

Just to make the point that LBJ's decision to finally abolish negro credit slavery was the wrong way to go back in 1964.

Talk about supply chain problems. 

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PS JOE BIDEN: "Why don't you just lie down and play dead?.. You don't even have a name tag." AP: 3.

THE BBC

"On the BBC... yeah!" MING TEA in AUSTIN POWERS 1-3

That white BBC reporter Kate Mitchell was last seen at a fancy TRUMP type hotel before she was found dead in Ethiopia, Africa.

Meanwhile, the Holy Spirit fell upon Kyle Rittenhouse so hard that he started shaking like a REVELATION 16 earthquake happening.

Then the Santa Anna winds began to blow in from the east in California.

Read every low budget indie film vampire screenplay that has ever been submitted to Miley Cyrus' acting agent.

"Maybe they're not really like us afterall." Said the white lady on the radio to the late Rush Limbaugh during some recent BLM riot.

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CURB NOTES: Sunday's 11: 5 HBO episode was the best. In a kind of dark web internet conspiracy theory way.

Lots of lines and posings that don't make any sense at all to the uninitiated for a rational reason.

No wonder that so many protestant white folks still believe that the world is being run by a secret combination of mormon Masonites.

So what, do you white christian guys really want the planet to be taken over and run by a gang of apes?

GET OFF OF MY CLOUD.

 "For when a man boasts in his own strength, and gives not the glory unto whose right it is, behold that man is in danger." 2BC 91:20

"My middle name is Danger." Austin Powers

Whereas, Joe Biden supposed that he could jump on the cloud of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP and fly it over the moon back in 2020.

"The Jews are thieves!" Adolf Hitler quoting Dante.

"Rip off!" AP 2

As just confirmed by those niggers making "a spoil" in EZEKIEL 38 at the Jewish owned and operated NORDSTROMS in polite society's Walnut Creek, California.

Talk about the land of the friuts and nuts in HOUSE OF GUCCI.

"It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out." AP 2

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THE DIVINE COMEDY

 Check out the hook nose and dangling covid mask on Dante Alighieri at his Wikipedia page.

In Divine confirmation of the nude statue of David being his city state's main attraction.

Since the city was founded by Jewish BRANCH DAVIDIAN merchants and traders back in the day.

And there was a lot of commerce flowing back and forth between her royal sister city Venezia.

Don't laugh, most Jews still don't even know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish.

And half of them still cling to the belief that climate change is caused by sports cars.

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: I had a vision that the upcoming federalist government in DC is going to allow the state governors to cut off their over-the-top ties with the abomination of desolation crowd in DANIEL 9.

Think THE BAD NEWS BEARS back in 1976; followed up by two sequels.

"The Jews can never leave a good thing alone!" Jesus Christ quoting Adolf Hitler, 5:57 am, PST, today.

LAKE MAJORITY, ITALY

 Those flash shots in the two HOUSE OF GUCCI trailers look like they were taken at Lago Maggiore.

For when the House would be taken back by a majority of today's white christian Italian Republicans.

Because that was the same area where they caught up with Mussolini and his girlfriend; then shot the two of them; then hanged both of them upside down at some green stamps gas station.

Shame on you George Clooney. You were raised up a good Jewish Irish Catholic.

And now look at you.

You too, Alec Baldwin.

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NEW READER NOTE: Barack Obama was also black Irish; and his white mother was a Jewish woman from Lake Washington's Mercer Island. Which is shaped like the continent of Africa; where he was born on 8.04.

PS MILEY CYRUS: I hope that the next time you're rubbing your little rubber ducky in the bathtub you think about Mr. G.

PS STEVEN FRESH: It's amazing how much the classic MAZDA 929 coup looks much like the Italian sports car in HOUSE OF GUCCI. 

PS GWYNETH PALTROW: The 'splendor in the grass' mushroom season starts next week at Clark Lake park in Kent.

You can Google 'shaggy mane recipes' if you don't believe it.

THIS IS NOT A WOMAN'S GAME

 "I'm sick of the niggers." Howard Stern, back in the day.

Therefore, today's original GUCCI movie theater trailer opens with a flash shot of George Clooney sitting at a cafe table for a homage to ROMA meets CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND.

Which was pretty shocking stuff back during the 1260 days in REVELATION 11.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Along came a spider and sat down beside her.

PS KIT WINN: You had to wear thick black rim glasses when you were a kid; because later in life your mother would suffer from bad vision issues.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: You better start thinking about how you can keep your precious adopted daughter from being raped and lynched. Rather than fantasizing about her becoming the next President Kamala Harris no.47.

MONEY, FAMILY, POWER, SEX, BETRAYAL, AMBITION, LOYALTY, SCANDAL, MURDER

 "GUCCI needs new blood." Goes the first trailer about the physical transfiguration for HOUSE OF GUCCI.

Rhymes with House of Israel.

Which ran in theaters before the #2 trailer ran that features Bruce Troxell in the "Don't miss." mighty line shot; spoken by Ornella Fresh.

Hope I didn't leave anybody out.

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PS RICK STEVES: Most Italian surnames that end with the letter 'I' like Gucci or Fellini, originate from the Jewish geneology regions of Tuscany.

Think FERRARI meets LAMBORGHINI meets MASERATTI.

HOUSE OF GUCCI, OFFICIAL TRAILER #2

 "Gucci is a rare animal, it must be protected." 

Think Lake Tahoe meets Lake Como meets Lake Washington in King County.

Not to mention King Lake, located up in the highlands of eastern King County.

Talk about getting down up in funky town.

Lots of ham actors in this one.

Only in theaters this Thanksgiving.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: That is your son Damion in the JUMPIN' JACK FLASH video at VEVO.

PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHTY: Believe it or not, GUCCI even has a line of stylish midnight cowboy hats; priced north of $500 bucks of course.

NBC KING 5 Seattle.

I'M JUMPIN' JACK FLASH

 Skinny arms and all... what a gas gas gas.

Talk about putting the peddle to the metal in 1968.

Take for example, last night I had a flash vision of a daisy flower.

Then up in Covington in the morning, a yellow JEEP with a daisy flower spare wheel cover drove by me at the STARBUCKS bus stop; bearing '...322' plates on back.

"I can do this all day long if you're up to it." Jesus Christ quoting Vince Vaughn at 12:18 am, PST, today.

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PS MISS MONTANA: This one's for you baby. I know how much you like getting jumped and covering classic rock tunes.

Me too.

PS KIT WINN: This year's amazing wild mushrooms explosion up in the Douglas fir highlands of TWIN PEAKS represents the upcoming atomic bomb mushroom cloud happening.

Rhymes with Ken McLeod.

CUT OFF AT THE PASS IN DANIEL 9

 NBC SPORTS just got cut from the media roster by a white christian Judge who has had it to here with the Jews playing their little games.

Remember, Wisconsin is like 99.8% German.

No wonder God gave His priesthood keys to the valiant Ephraim, and not to the more flaky and untrustworthy Jewish writers at USA TODAY.

Much like Howard Stern speaking out of both sides of his mouth on his satellite 666 radio show in REVELATION 13.

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PS RICK STEVES EUROPE: If you're still looking for new and exotic places to go in Europe; how about a video series based on BYU's foreign student exchange program in Florence?

Believe me you, it's a lot more sexy than it sounds; in a horny coed virgins kind of way.

Lots of pillow fights in the girls' hotel rooms; that kind of thing.

"Think STEALING BEAUTY meets LAST TANGO IN SUN VALLEY, IDAHO." Jesus Christ, 12:37 pm, PST, today.

MAD MAX 5

 A woman's car was crushed by a symbolic MAD MAX trucker on I-5 Tuesday in Washington State.

But she miraculously survived it for a message from God that Covidism has a 99.8% survival rate.

Even though it's almost impossible to believe.

Just like the MAGA truckers are going to crush Michael Medved er all in the upcoming 2022 election.

Remember, the cutting edge of the French Revolution guillotine blade in Nevada comes down hard along the California border line; and not along the I-15 Utah and Arizona line.

Charlize Theron.

That said, Joe Biden's mission in life is to destroy the USA TODAY media status quo and build it back better with the new US CONSTITUTION.

That was revealed to the Joseph Smith polygamist figure in MAD MAX 4: ROAD WARRIOR.

Alec Baldwin.

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WORD UP IN THE HOUSE

 "The best serial killers in the world are from Seattle." Jesus Christ, 8:29 am, PST, today.

"I'd love to do a project in Seattle." Neil Simone, 1985, born on the 4th of July.

"Seattle is the [green] pesto sauce of cities" SEINFELD 

Rhymes with pest.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Hollywood says that they are working on another two angry white dudes MAD MAX road warrior movies.

BLM NOTES: You have 1000 niggers waiting to go? What a joke. Dan Bongino and his millions are going to squash you mother fuckers like a big shiny black ant.

And I quote, "I suppose I'm a Republican..." Howard Stern, 2020

MAD MAX 4: FURY ROAD

 No wonder Kent's Green River killer misogynist was in the trucking industry. Nobody hates the "green" whores more than truckers.

Kind of makes sense out of Tacoma's Ted Bundy frat boy in ANIMAL HOUSE.

Whereas in the above video, we see Dr. Hannibal in his hockey mask going after Dr. Fauci and his lawless gang of FBI lesbians in covid masks.

May the best man win.

Talk about a movie prophecy suffering in development hell for 30 years until the time is right for it's public release.

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PS NAOMI WATTS: Of all places, there is an unknown artist in Indonesia that you might want to get behind of and start promoting.

Nothing better than getting in on the ground floor. Then going public and making a killing in stocks.

Like TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN's Virgin Stockwell character does in 1968, released in 1969.

YOU LOOK LIKE JENNIFER ANISTON BITCH!

 Come on already Liz Chenney, not only do you look like her, but you think and act like her, for an irrational reason.

Crazy in the head, great in bed, yada yada.

The nice thing about Jenny being; you can shag her rotten, and still be friends the next afternoon over a plate of clams linguini.

Doesn't hurt either that the boutigue sherry on the table is north of $100 a bottle.

I know, "Guys will say or do anything to get laid." Howard Stern

That said, "It's not bragging if it's true." Rush Limbaugh

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Destiny is calling on line one. Do you want me to put her on hold?

PS TODD HERMAN: If you are not fucking two hot underaged wives at a time; you have not humbled yourself and repented of all your sins yet.

Bud Harkcom.

TENNESSEE IS A RED STATE FOR A REASON

 "Tennis anyone?" THE GREAT GATSBY 

Taylor Swift's new ten virgins wedding do over debut marks the five months of hurt in REVELATION 9.

Which leads up to the middle finger of April, after the 70 weeks of deep cuts ends in DANIEL 9.

They always run back and forth to daddy don't they.

"Ouch baby!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATION MAN OF MYSTERY 

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PS NEVE CAMPBELL: I will never let you go.

TODAY'S NUMBER IS THE CRAZY 8 BALL.

 "Computers aren't real." Timothy Leary, 1991

Rhymes with leery.

Monday's Chinese made ping pong ball no.8 was God's joke about China Joe looking into his plastic computer screen and talking to Mr. X.

See every 007 movie ever made that has a secret Chinatown angle.

My favorite being the one about the relection of no.45 in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

Chinese, Japanese, they all look the same to me.

No wonder "China Joe" got his nickname by trading secrets with the Chinese on Hunter's computer; that was left at some build-back-better repair shop in Delaware.

Rhymes with be aware.

Ten percent for Mr. Big of course, yada yada.

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PS COUSIN ROB: Cancel that; I've decided to buy Gary's 1984 BMW 5 after his wife dies from her stage 4 cancer case next year.

Anything to make me feel young again.

"All Greg ever cared about was his Italian sports car." Laurence Pierson, 1980.

No wonder she also mentioned, off hand, that I was the best in bed.

YOUNG LARRY MEETS YOUNG WOODY

 Those three bright UFO lights in England's dairy country confirmed the mystery cow concept in CURB 11:4, circa 2021.

Ergo, God gave Elizabeth Hurley her amazing big tits in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY for a prophetic reason.

Think KILL CRIUSE, the indie film low budget movie trailer.

Union scale with benefits of course.

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PS MEL GIBSON: Next year's THE BATMAN is basically an art film rip off homage of MAD MAX 3. But with tons more money to burn.

PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Daddy has to spank you because you don't listen.

DEATH TO THE JEWS!!

 Heard any good Polish jokes lately?

How about the dictator of Austria is a Jew?

Get It? Hitler came from Austria, and was a wanna be painter too, just like Hunter Biden.

See every Woody Allen movie where the artist turns out to be a faker with fascistic tendencies.

I'm thinking THE THIRD MAN meets CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets INLAND EMPIRE.

"If you wanna get screwed, go to Hollywood." Jack Nicholson.

Get It? Rhymes with Jewed, ha ha ha...

I wonder what tomorrow's number will be.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I know you have your doubts. But one thing that I can tell you for sure is Reese Witherspoon is not Jewish.

Of course you already know this. But I'm just putting it out there for the people who don't know that you APPLE series is a Judah Vs. Ephraim thing.

PS TODD HERMAN: The dictator of Austria looks like KIRO's morning show Jew David Ross for a reason. Born on 4.10 in 52, yada yada.

BUY GOLD NOW

 Just saying...

I don't claim to be some investment guru on a weekend morning radio show.

But I can tell you this.

That for the past three decades, these prepaid-for infomercial shows have been recommending American owned Australian gold companies.

 So after a while, you begin to wonder. 

Are they basically doing something right, if they can stay in business and prosper for that long?

"The Jews never go away!" Adolf Hitler

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PS LARRY DAVID: Can't wait to see those two HBO bonus episodes in season 11.

I've always wondered, why only 10 episodes?

Am I missing something here?

PS DR EVIL: I know that you see yourself as some cutting edge dude who pushes the envelope.

So why not get ahead of the brainwashed heard and admit that Covidism is not based on science?

Guys like you, and their plastic tit girlfriends, are a dime a dozen in Kent, Washington.

Just because you love technology, it don't mean that it will love you back.

Bill Gates.

PS HUNTER BIDEN: More Andy Warhol, less Jennifer Aniston.

GOING NO.2 ON THE SIDEWALKS OF SAN FRANCISCO

 "Your stock is rising number two." Dr. Evil in AP: 2

Today's number was 2 in confirmation of that second rare sized 5.3 quake down under: registering in at 05:05:53 London time, at 10.00 km under the ground.

Tennessee being a latter-day saints ten virgins landmark back in the 50 states.

For example, MAD MAX 2 is about the second woe in REVELATION 9. And MAD MAX 3 is about the chapter's third woe.

"I can feel it!.. The dice are rolling!" MM 3

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Your earth shaking hand salute in Friday's weather report was a nice "weekend projects" touch.

I wonder what tomorrow's number will be?

PS JOHN KERRY: In the near future, the hourly tax free worker's wage will be $1. 

PS THE TIMES OF ISRAEL: Time to wise up boys and girls. In the BM it says that the wicked will punish the wicked again in WORLD WAR 3.

Read a web site for Christ's sake.

PS EL WOOD: Those 70 mormon missionaries who were robbed of their iphones and pocket cash down in Mel Gibson's Mexico was about the 70 weeks in DANIEL 9.

Since the LDS temple in SLC, Utah is surrounded by a very high wall and strong iron gates.

AMERICA IS MAXXED OUT TO HER LIMITS.

 The cops stopped Mel Gibson doing 90 in a 55 limit zone for a ten virgins prophecy about Malibu, California.

Remember, this was back in the days when he was still a big fan of Michael Moore.

And yours truly was still a huge Howard Stern fan.

Oh well.

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: Mel Gibson was only half right of course; the Jews didn't start every war in history; just all of the back-stabbing civil wars in the western world.

"Always follow the money." Rush Limbaugh, Sacramento, California, 1988.

CORRECTION: Michael informed me at 7:15 am today that my latest NATIONAL REVIEW quote was from 1968, not 1967.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Hope you had a wonderful split moon pie Friday. I know I did.

Half a loaf is better than no loaf, yada yada.

PS ROB: I will be buying a used Japanese car with under 100k on the motor next year; any suggestions?

PS JOHN KERRY: By the year 2030, gas will be down to around $.29 a gallon; and you won't need to have an illegal alien driver's license to drive a car or even vote.

Not to mention carry a gun.

"Getting so much better all the time." SGT. PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND, 1967 

HOOK, LINE AND SINKER

Gary's old salmon fishing boat parked nextdoor to me on Woodland Way in Kent, Washington, since 2006, is for George McLeod's frozen herring SURE STRIKE bait brand prophecy.

Miraculously, he kept the color-coded bait in stock at your local independently owned shops until into his 90s.

Of course, he was one of those rare tall Jewish aithiests with street smarts who always voted Republican; and cursed like a sailer.

Like Ted Cruz from south Texas in BLOOD SIMPLE, but without the language.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANNSON: Just like there is no vaccine for the herpes virus, there is no vaccine for the covid flu virus. Anybody who tells you otherwise is just trying to get into your pants.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Thank God you escaped to Tennessee before the feel-good fascists had taken over Australia for the next five months.

Which is around the same time that it takes to write, produce and direct a Hollywood video movie these days.

MAD MAX 3

 Talk about supply chain problems.

As just confirmed by those crazy desert rats who just took over the American embassy somewhere out in the desert in LAURENCE OF ARABIA meets THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT in Australia.

"Feelings are everything these days." William F Buckley Jr 1967, NATIONAL REVIEW

"Here is where it shall be decided."  MAD MAX 2

"I felt like dying." Mr Ballard on the Todd Herman show talking about his second woe shot in REVELATION 9.

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PS BUD HARKCOM: I don't see any end to the world's insatiable diet for Idaho potatoes in the next 50 years.

Ergo, one of the only little thin books that is recommend by God at 2bc.info is THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON.

"It takes money to make money." Jesus Christ, 1:17 pm, PST, today.