Saturday, December 25, 2021

SURFER GIRL

 That California sufer dude who was killed by a Great White shark was confirmation of that homo who gets his boner bitten off by a shark in AFTER HOURS.

Happening at the very same time that Ion Must cashed in $15,000,000,000 of his chips so that he can pay for my rewritten movie rip off fantasies like LEPRECHAUN 3 in Las Vegas.

Costarring Miley Cyrus in one of my many two-for-one productions.

You know me, I'm no slave to the rules. But if you want to make a movie with me, never hurts to submit a money saving two-for-one [same location, crew and cast] production concept.

Two for the price of one, and all that jazz.

"I'm a sucker for a bargain." Elizabeth Taylor 

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS ION MUSK: In the Kingdom of God, you don't get the virgin girl unless you pay upfront for her.

Ideally, she should be anywhere from 14 to 24 years-old, depending on the situation.

Take for example GREASE 2, where most of the Greek girls start fucking at age 16-17.

Jennifer Aniston

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Apparently to THE TIMES OF ISRAEL, the Jews killed Jesus because he was a threat to democracy.

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