Woody Allen's post 1260 CELEBRITY prophecy features a cast of physically transfigured celebrities who wish to get secretly mentioned on the hotest gossip blog on the planet.
When today's hard core Nazis and right-wing Jews would be mixing it up after hours for cheese plate bagels and cocktails at DAPHNE'S expatriot bar.
Written by a former ACCIDENTAL TOURIST travel writer who turned to Donald Trump celebrity politics news after his bitter divorce from an English as a second language teacher.
Where in the move trailer, we see Caprio role playing River Pheonix as LOVE ISRAEL's last group sex babe.
Who is now some kind of an underground gamer music score sensation.
So in the 1:49 supermodel Charlize Theron freaks out when yours truly crashes his vintage ALFA into an ACE hardware store; because then all the tabloids will report that she has been messing around in funky town lately.
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PLANNING NOTES: I also plan on opening a black angus chop house down in the village.
Think of it as DANIEL'S BROILER north meets CHRISTIES, Chicago west side, circa DC 58.
So what's next you might ad?
Duh... some 5-star French restaurant that takes almost a haft hour to prepare and serve your first fried trout in almonds dish.
Also some kind of an authentic little Federico Fellini expatriot atmostphere place that serves up a great chicken livers pasta marinara; using only heirloom tomatos of course.
Either that or an Australian style Bolognese shiraz meat sauce spaghetata to die for.
Hey, at 50 bucks an entre, people will expect something that is a little different and above the cut; tip not included; desert extra, yada yada.
Hope I didn't leave out your basic heath food luncheon that offers sprouts and cream cheese on whole wheat with a good bean barely onion soup.
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