Obviously, g-d caused MANHATTAN to come out when my "immoral, psychotic and promiscuous" French whore left me for that old gray lady newspaper man in 2020.
Hope I did'nt leave anything out.
Now happening during the heat of Donald Trump's bitter Manhattan divorce from the capital 'M' background lady, who is now herself an actual old grey lady; not to mention Bob DeNiro and Al Baldwin.
So now Lee Smith's new chapter 1, page 1, book about my prophetic 1979 breakup is coming out tomorrow, yet on my own private Idaho October 29 birthday.
God willing and the creek don't rise down in Texas.
[Michael just told me "Thursday." Probably some Halloween joker thing.]
Who would probably also agree with Dr.Evil's recent "coiled-jungle-wild-cat" decision at AMAZON to suddenly divorce Woody Allen like a thief in the night, yada yada.
Even after two law enforcement agencies had already thoroughly investigated all of those nasty rummors about him, but found nothing.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
INSIDE BASEBALL NOTES: Miraculously, my stubborn cramps have now turned into a Mexican style anything goes Montezuma's revenge dish of brown refried beans and brownish green guacomo goo dip.
PS RZ: Old crazy Bonnie from upstairs told me on Sunday that you owned it in JUDY.
I know, sometimes we all try to get ahead of ourselves.
Been there, done that.
But then Jesus slaps our butt face right back into real time reality tv, circa 2020.
PS MR PRESIDENT: After the House burns itself down in a heroic blaze of glory in 2020, how about doing a great new reality tv apprenticeship show called MR SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON?
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