The EDMONDS BEACON put Rick Steves on their latest Hollyween eve front page with a rather scary looking short nazi haircut.
Think George Clooney hanging out with Connan O'Brien at their secret temple palace on Como Lake, Italy.
Now we're talking.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, those twin earthquakes in Lima, Montana are what I AM is talking about.
In confirmation of the CONTINENTAL DIVIDE line running all the way down to the 42 months boot heel border line in New Mexico.
And yes, Nancy Pelosi's leathery brown face mask look is some kind of an inspired HANNIBAL meets CHAINSAW MASSACRE college lecturer thing.
Yeah baby, looks are everything these days.
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Thursday, October 31, 2019
I MEAN THAT ONE OF COURSE
That unremarkable '59' earthquake along the CONTINENTAL DIVIDE was for the divided three uncle Martians in E.3, S.2; circa the episode's "Empire threeway mirror" earthquake ending in REVELATION 16.
It running down from the Triple Lake Divide opening to that shinning example Steven King movie with the MT HOOD LODGE exteriors at Government Camp, Oregon.
Featuring my second born son Andrew.
Starring My forerunner actor Jack Nickleson.
All of this 70 weeks shit happing west of [Mrs.] Browning and Cut Bank, Montana in Indian country.
Of course, south of Lincoln is the Scotish named MacDonald Pass divide flr the lost tribes Hwy.12 landmark of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Located in the two witnesses' Lewis and Clark County of Judah and Ephraim; south of Twin Peaks and Mel Gibson's Gibson Dam reservoir.
GLACIER NATIONAL PARK representing the glacier ice melting in DC 133 because nobody gives a shit.
Not even Oprah Winfrey.
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PS JIM CARREY: When you don't pay me my 10% skim, you have no more promises; no more brass rings; no more cigars; no more lucky stars; no more nothing, yada yada.
Think THE IRISHMAN meets THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE meets THE KING OF NEW YORKSHIRE.
NEW READER NOTES: All of those prophetic latter-day-saint landmarks in Montana and Idaho derive from the two states' silollette profile borderline image of Alfred Hitchcock's signature 1960s 19" tv set series.
For example, in the above schizophrenic multiple personalities episode, President Nelson himself tries to help cure crazy uncle Greg.
But in the end, he is the one with the haircut who gets arrested for making false [newsletter] reports to the Utah coppers.
"It's a felony to post a fraudulent document on a federal web site." Sheriff Joe, Pheonix, Arizona.
Not to mention the front page of the NEW YORK TIMES.
It running down from the Triple Lake Divide opening to that shinning example Steven King movie with the MT HOOD LODGE exteriors at Government Camp, Oregon.
Featuring my second born son Andrew.
Starring My forerunner actor Jack Nickleson.
All of this 70 weeks shit happing west of [Mrs.] Browning and Cut Bank, Montana in Indian country.
Of course, south of Lincoln is the Scotish named MacDonald Pass divide flr the lost tribes Hwy.12 landmark of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Located in the two witnesses' Lewis and Clark County of Judah and Ephraim; south of Twin Peaks and Mel Gibson's Gibson Dam reservoir.
GLACIER NATIONAL PARK representing the glacier ice melting in DC 133 because nobody gives a shit.
Not even Oprah Winfrey.
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PS JIM CARREY: When you don't pay me my 10% skim, you have no more promises; no more brass rings; no more cigars; no more lucky stars; no more nothing, yada yada.
Think THE IRISHMAN meets THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE meets THE KING OF NEW YORKSHIRE.
NEW READER NOTES: All of those prophetic latter-day-saint landmarks in Montana and Idaho derive from the two states' silollette profile borderline image of Alfred Hitchcock's signature 1960s 19" tv set series.
For example, in the above schizophrenic multiple personalities episode, President Nelson himself tries to help cure crazy uncle Greg.
But in the end, he is the one with the haircut who gets arrested for making false [newsletter] reports to the Utah coppers.
"It's a felony to post a fraudulent document on a federal web site." Sheriff Joe, Pheonix, Arizona.
Not to mention the front page of the NEW YORK TIMES.
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
ONE LOVE... TWO FUCKERS...
That 2.7 at Lincoln, Montana was for the prophetic civil war divorce scenes shot at the LINCOLN CENTER fountains of youth in MANHATTAN meets MOONSTRUCK.
And you thought that LA was the only place left on earth where today's celebrities are still obsessed with looking young again.
Ergo, Jennifer Aniston and her co-star of MULHOLLAND DRIVE got divorced because she liked LA STORY and he liked MANHATTAN.
"You say tomato, I say tomatoe..."
Whatever, she's still a "...one ton tomato..." Anyway you slice it.
And I still say this as a man who loves a thick slice of ripe red tomato on his sliced yellowish egg bagle vagina donut icon.
Pink smoked salmon Philly cheese spread is sooo good too; hope I didn't leave anything out here.
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PS ST PETER: Thanks for the $50 birthday boy tip.
NEW READERS: I still rank SMOKEN' ACES' naive FBI movie as one of the top ten two witnesses period movies because of it's fancy Indian casino setting.
Right up there with BURN AFTER READING and the second coming of ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAPPED.
PS BOBBY D: "I love it when you get that uncontrollable urge..." MANHATTAN meets AFTER HOURS.
And you thought that LA was the only place left on earth where today's celebrities are still obsessed with looking young again.
Ergo, Jennifer Aniston and her co-star of MULHOLLAND DRIVE got divorced because she liked LA STORY and he liked MANHATTAN.
"You say tomato, I say tomatoe..."
Whatever, she's still a "...one ton tomato..." Anyway you slice it.
And I still say this as a man who loves a thick slice of ripe red tomato on his sliced yellowish egg bagle vagina donut icon.
Pink smoked salmon Philly cheese spread is sooo good too; hope I didn't leave anything out here.
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PS ST PETER: Thanks for the $50 birthday boy tip.
NEW READERS: I still rank SMOKEN' ACES' naive FBI movie as one of the top ten two witnesses period movies because of it's fancy Indian casino setting.
Right up there with BURN AFTER READING and the second coming of ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAPPED.
PS BOBBY D: "I love it when you get that uncontrollable urge..." MANHATTAN meets AFTER HOURS.
ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER
"How can we expect that God will stay his hand in judgment against us?" MORONI 9:14
Cat napping on the evening of my birthday, I had a flash vision of my BM opened to MORONI at 9:14 pm with my orange PILOT pen lying on it.
Who of course is the orange one who is blowing Donald Trump's warning trumpet on top of the mormon temple in West LA.
As confirmed by God by a branch that started the Getty Fire up in the 7 hills of Lamanite LA.
Who well, you hate the whitie, I hate the blackie; ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD HILLS.
Whereas, when Elijaha signed those impeachment subpoenas on his death bed last week, he was actually signing his own death warrent.
As confirmed by the timely death of that 'spook' Mr Con/year.
I know, pretty spooky stuff, all things considered.
White is right, yada yada...
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QUOTES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS: "Mormonism is racing through parts of Africa like a wildfire, and that's a good thing." GSR/TWN, circa 2005
PS JON HEDER: How about a dark comedy about some 'late bloomer' 29ish LDS missionary from Idaho in South Africa?
Who ironically was suddenly sent back home from his first apostate mormon mission like my nephew Chad Harkom was; son of Bud Harkom.
Think OUT OF AFRICA meets THE DARLING LIMITED.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I'm gonna need at least 3 big ones apiece for my next three speck scripts.
"JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN!!" CHASE, 2019
"I love your work man... Playing one side against the other side." THE BIG LEBOWSKI
PS ST. PETER: Your first born son went on his LDS negro priesthood mission to South Africa for a latter day London, England BREXIT era two witnesses time-line.
Cat napping on the evening of my birthday, I had a flash vision of my BM opened to MORONI at 9:14 pm with my orange PILOT pen lying on it.
Who of course is the orange one who is blowing Donald Trump's warning trumpet on top of the mormon temple in West LA.
As confirmed by God by a branch that started the Getty Fire up in the 7 hills of Lamanite LA.
Who well, you hate the whitie, I hate the blackie; ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD HILLS.
Whereas, when Elijaha signed those impeachment subpoenas on his death bed last week, he was actually signing his own death warrent.
As confirmed by the timely death of that 'spook' Mr Con/year.
I know, pretty spooky stuff, all things considered.
White is right, yada yada...
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QUOTES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS: "Mormonism is racing through parts of Africa like a wildfire, and that's a good thing." GSR/TWN, circa 2005
PS JON HEDER: How about a dark comedy about some 'late bloomer' 29ish LDS missionary from Idaho in South Africa?
Who ironically was suddenly sent back home from his first apostate mormon mission like my nephew Chad Harkom was; son of Bud Harkom.
Think OUT OF AFRICA meets THE DARLING LIMITED.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I'm gonna need at least 3 big ones apiece for my next three speck scripts.
"JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN!!" CHASE, 2019
"I love your work man... Playing one side against the other side." THE BIG LEBOWSKI
PS ST. PETER: Your first born son went on his LDS negro priesthood mission to South Africa for a latter day London, England BREXIT era two witnesses time-line.
Tuesday, October 29, 2019
ACE CARD
Trump's prophetic cameo in CELEBRITY talks about him razing the great and abominable church of the whore in D&C 86 and building something much taller and nicer in it's place.
Tweet tweet...
"I thought I saw a pussy cat!.. I did, I did see a pussy cat"! TWEETY BIRD
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Tweet tweet...
"I thought I saw a pussy cat!.. I did, I did see a pussy cat"! TWEETY BIRD
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HERO ACE HARDWARE
Woody Allen's post 1260 CELEBRITY prophecy features a cast of physically transfigured celebrities who wish to get secretly mentioned on the hotest gossip blog on the planet.
When today's hard core Nazis and right-wing Jews would be mixing it up after hours for cheese plate bagels and cocktails at DAPHNE'S expatriot bar.
Written by a former ACCIDENTAL TOURIST travel writer who turned to Donald Trump celebrity politics news after his bitter divorce from an English as a second language teacher.
Where in the move trailer, we see Caprio role playing River Pheonix as LOVE ISRAEL's last group sex babe.
Who is now some kind of an underground gamer music score sensation.
So in the 1:49 supermodel Charlize Theron freaks out when yours truly crashes his vintage ALFA into an ACE hardware store; because then all the tabloids will report that she has been messing around in funky town lately.
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PLANNING NOTES: I also plan on opening a black angus chop house down in the village.
Think of it as DANIEL'S BROILER north meets CHRISTIES, Chicago west side, circa DC 58.
So what's next you might ad?
Duh... some 5-star French restaurant that takes almost a haft hour to prepare and serve your first fried trout in almonds dish.
Also some kind of an authentic little Federico Fellini expatriot atmostphere place that serves up a great chicken livers pasta marinara; using only heirloom tomatos of course.
Either that or an Australian style Bolognese shiraz meat sauce spaghetata to die for.
Hey, at 50 bucks an entre, people will expect something that is a little different and above the cut; tip not included; desert extra, yada yada.
Hope I didn't leave out your basic heath food luncheon that offers sprouts and cream cheese on whole wheat with a good bean barely onion soup.
When today's hard core Nazis and right-wing Jews would be mixing it up after hours for cheese plate bagels and cocktails at DAPHNE'S expatriot bar.
Written by a former ACCIDENTAL TOURIST travel writer who turned to Donald Trump celebrity politics news after his bitter divorce from an English as a second language teacher.
Where in the move trailer, we see Caprio role playing River Pheonix as LOVE ISRAEL's last group sex babe.
Who is now some kind of an underground gamer music score sensation.
So in the 1:49 supermodel Charlize Theron freaks out when yours truly crashes his vintage ALFA into an ACE hardware store; because then all the tabloids will report that she has been messing around in funky town lately.
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PLANNING NOTES: I also plan on opening a black angus chop house down in the village.
Think of it as DANIEL'S BROILER north meets CHRISTIES, Chicago west side, circa DC 58.
So what's next you might ad?
Duh... some 5-star French restaurant that takes almost a haft hour to prepare and serve your first fried trout in almonds dish.
Also some kind of an authentic little Federico Fellini expatriot atmostphere place that serves up a great chicken livers pasta marinara; using only heirloom tomatos of course.
Either that or an Australian style Bolognese shiraz meat sauce spaghetata to die for.
Hey, at 50 bucks an entre, people will expect something that is a little different and above the cut; tip not included; desert extra, yada yada.
Hope I didn't leave out your basic heath food luncheon that offers sprouts and cream cheese on whole wheat with a good bean barely onion soup.
Monday, October 28, 2019
ACT 1
The so called 'Getty Fire' that came like a thief in the night is g-d telling the Jews that Jesus is LORD.
Imagine BURN AFTER READING meets Lee Smith's new book about the Jewish antichrist suddenly making the scene in Hollywood from out of nowhere man.
The 1260 days era co-star of LOST HIGHWAY in the night bearing the surname Getty.
Ergo, now we are hearing that certain Jewish lawyers are trying to burn the above book.
Talk about getting burned in SEX LIES AND VIDEO meets MYSTIC PIZZA during the big hairdo era of the1980s in Westwood, LA.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Time to start fucking a man who is at least as tall as yourself.
Enough with the little plastic doll boy toy dildos.
Holding onto a great head of hair is not the most pressing thing in this short life.
Imagine BURN AFTER READING meets Lee Smith's new book about the Jewish antichrist suddenly making the scene in Hollywood from out of nowhere man.
The 1260 days era co-star of LOST HIGHWAY in the night bearing the surname Getty.
Ergo, now we are hearing that certain Jewish lawyers are trying to burn the above book.
Talk about getting burned in SEX LIES AND VIDEO meets MYSTIC PIZZA during the big hairdo era of the1980s in Westwood, LA.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Time to start fucking a man who is at least as tall as yourself.
Enough with the little plastic doll boy toy dildos.
Holding onto a great head of hair is not the most pressing thing in this short life.
CHAPTER 1, PAGE 1
Obviously, g-d caused MANHATTAN to come out when my "immoral, psychotic and promiscuous" French whore left me for that old gray lady newspaper man in 2020.
Hope I did'nt leave anything out.
Now happening during the heat of Donald Trump's bitter Manhattan divorce from the capital 'M' background lady, who is now herself an actual old grey lady; not to mention Bob DeNiro and Al Baldwin.
So now Lee Smith's new chapter 1, page 1, book about my prophetic 1979 breakup is coming out tomorrow, yet on my own private Idaho October 29 birthday.
God willing and the creek don't rise down in Texas.
[Michael just told me "Thursday." Probably some Halloween joker thing.]
Who would probably also agree with Dr.Evil's recent "coiled-jungle-wild-cat" decision at AMAZON to suddenly divorce Woody Allen like a thief in the night, yada yada.
Even after two law enforcement agencies had already thoroughly investigated all of those nasty rummors about him, but found nothing.
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INSIDE BASEBALL NOTES: Miraculously, my stubborn cramps have now turned into a Mexican style anything goes Montezuma's revenge dish of brown refried beans and brownish green guacomo goo dip.
PS RZ: Old crazy Bonnie from upstairs told me on Sunday that you owned it in JUDY.
I know, sometimes we all try to get ahead of ourselves.
Been there, done that.
But then Jesus slaps our butt face right back into real time reality tv, circa 2020.
PS MR PRESIDENT: After the House burns itself down in a heroic blaze of glory in 2020, how about doing a great new reality tv apprenticeship show called MR SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON?
Hope I did'nt leave anything out.
Now happening during the heat of Donald Trump's bitter Manhattan divorce from the capital 'M' background lady, who is now herself an actual old grey lady; not to mention Bob DeNiro and Al Baldwin.
So now Lee Smith's new chapter 1, page 1, book about my prophetic 1979 breakup is coming out tomorrow, yet on my own private Idaho October 29 birthday.
God willing and the creek don't rise down in Texas.
[Michael just told me "Thursday." Probably some Halloween joker thing.]
Who would probably also agree with Dr.Evil's recent "coiled-jungle-wild-cat" decision at AMAZON to suddenly divorce Woody Allen like a thief in the night, yada yada.
Even after two law enforcement agencies had already thoroughly investigated all of those nasty rummors about him, but found nothing.
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INSIDE BASEBALL NOTES: Miraculously, my stubborn cramps have now turned into a Mexican style anything goes Montezuma's revenge dish of brown refried beans and brownish green guacomo goo dip.
PS RZ: Old crazy Bonnie from upstairs told me on Sunday that you owned it in JUDY.
I know, sometimes we all try to get ahead of ourselves.
Been there, done that.
But then Jesus slaps our butt face right back into real time reality tv, circa 2020.
PS MR PRESIDENT: After the House burns itself down in a heroic blaze of glory in 2020, how about doing a great new reality tv apprenticeship show called MR SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON?
Sunday, October 27, 2019
CHAPTER 1, VERSE 1
One of the main central themes that is still missing right now down in the Edmonds village is an open all night dinner.
And until that happens, the funky little town will still feel a little too G RATED than upper west side PG RATED.
For example, "My wife won't let me go to any R (17) RATED movies anymore." Eric Jaderholm, circa 1978.
Let me explain; Ed Town has two very nice English pubs; and a world class historic movie theater.
But if you want to enjoy an after hours cup of Joe with a chocolate milkshake and salty French fries; you still have to drive all the way up the hill to the DENNYS in Lynnwood.
'Denny' being a common nickname for the more formal birth certificate name Daniel.
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And until that happens, the funky little town will still feel a little too G RATED than upper west side PG RATED.
For example, "My wife won't let me go to any R (17) RATED movies anymore." Eric Jaderholm, circa 1978.
Let me explain; Ed Town has two very nice English pubs; and a world class historic movie theater.
But if you want to enjoy an after hours cup of Joe with a chocolate milkshake and salty French fries; you still have to drive all the way up the hill to the DENNYS in Lynnwood.
'Denny' being a common nickname for the more formal birth certificate name Daniel.
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CHAPTER 1
MANHATTAN: 2 takes place when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is America's no.45, again.
The above 1979 trailer featuring Allen in Scottish plaid juxtaposed to a fancy TRUMP HOTEL type setting.
Complete with his sharp trumpeting tweets that always play out sometime between sundown and sunrise.
Kind of like that traditional Jewish Barbara Striesand song that goes, "...sunrise... sunset..."
Talk about it "...killing me softly with His words", yada yada.
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DOUBLE TAP NOTES: Reportedly, they just wrapped the latest James Bond chase movie on Friday, entitled 007: NO TIME TO DIE;
and right on time to re-boot.
PS BRUCE: Alas, my SNL live movie premier date with a reliable old used sports car was a no show.
Sorry about that, shit happens.
Whatever, I still believe that you are today's modern inspiration for all of us Roger Corman wannabes out there.
PS MEL: Live Mike tells me that he has a really nice used brown leather WW:II bomber jacket just waiting for me out there in a Lynnwood thrift shop with my name on it.
Hello George McLeod Sr.
Nice to see you again.
The above 1979 trailer featuring Allen in Scottish plaid juxtaposed to a fancy TRUMP HOTEL type setting.
Complete with his sharp trumpeting tweets that always play out sometime between sundown and sunrise.
Kind of like that traditional Jewish Barbara Striesand song that goes, "...sunrise... sunset..."
Talk about it "...killing me softly with His words", yada yada.
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DOUBLE TAP NOTES: Reportedly, they just wrapped the latest James Bond chase movie on Friday, entitled 007: NO TIME TO DIE;
and right on time to re-boot.
PS BRUCE: Alas, my SNL live movie premier date with a reliable old used sports car was a no show.
Sorry about that, shit happens.
Whatever, I still believe that you are today's modern inspiration for all of us Roger Corman wannabes out there.
PS MEL: Live Mike tells me that he has a really nice used brown leather WW:II bomber jacket just waiting for me out there in a Lynnwood thrift shop with my name on it.
Hello George McLeod Sr.
Nice to see you again.
Saturday, October 26, 2019
CHAPTER 1
Last night I had a flash vision of some snowy winter picture on the front page of the NYT.
So I took another look at the MANHATTAN trailer that opens with a depiction of the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY's horse and buggy from the 1800s era of Joseph Smith.
Cutting to a snowy winter season shot just like the one in my vision.
Probably for a winter time abomination of desolation thing in MARK 13:14.
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ASIDE NOTE: I had to cancel my LOVE ISRAEL FFing class for the little virgins at Martha Lake on Saturday because the winds were gusting in from the northwest at a steady 20 knots.
HOT MIKE NOTE: Last night at 1:46 am radio time, Michael warned me that, "He's looking for you..."
Don't worry boys and girls; The shadow man is always strapped and ready and waiting to spring into action.
Talk about having eyes in the back of your head.
Not to mention an itchy trigger finger, if you get my drift.
"They bring a [cutting edge] knife to the fight, we bring a gun." Barack Obama, a.k.a. the abomination of desolation in DANIEL 7-9.
PS JAMES COMEY: I did not know that New Zealand does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S.A.
Guess you learn something every day.
NEW READER NOTES: WW: 1-2-3 was started by some conspiracy theory [psycho taxi driver] election loser who shot the princess of Germany with his SNL special 9mm short pocket pistol.
Hey guys, why pay over $500 for a new plastic designer label 380 SIG purse pistol?
When you can get an almost new JENNING 380 ACP, made of solid steel; and does the same job for under $200 at any used gun shop along Old Hwy.99?
Box of bullets and cleaning kit included.
INSIDER NOTES: Tonight's live SNL midnight radio CC show will guest host a viewer who claims to have a direct spiritual connection to yours truly.
So I took another look at the MANHATTAN trailer that opens with a depiction of the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY's horse and buggy from the 1800s era of Joseph Smith.
Cutting to a snowy winter season shot just like the one in my vision.
Probably for a winter time abomination of desolation thing in MARK 13:14.
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ASIDE NOTE: I had to cancel my LOVE ISRAEL FFing class for the little virgins at Martha Lake on Saturday because the winds were gusting in from the northwest at a steady 20 knots.
HOT MIKE NOTE: Last night at 1:46 am radio time, Michael warned me that, "He's looking for you..."
Don't worry boys and girls; The shadow man is always strapped and ready and waiting to spring into action.
Talk about having eyes in the back of your head.
Not to mention an itchy trigger finger, if you get my drift.
"They bring a [cutting edge] knife to the fight, we bring a gun." Barack Obama, a.k.a. the abomination of desolation in DANIEL 7-9.
PS JAMES COMEY: I did not know that New Zealand does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S.A.
Guess you learn something every day.
NEW READER NOTES: WW: 1-2-3 was started by some conspiracy theory [psycho taxi driver] election loser who shot the princess of Germany with his SNL special 9mm short pocket pistol.
Hey guys, why pay over $500 for a new plastic designer label 380 SIG purse pistol?
When you can get an almost new JENNING 380 ACP, made of solid steel; and does the same job for under $200 at any used gun shop along Old Hwy.99?
Box of bullets and cleaning kit included.
INSIDER NOTES: Tonight's live SNL midnight radio CC show will guest host a viewer who claims to have a direct spiritual connection to yours truly.
CHAPTER 1
The prophetic 1979 MANHATTAN trailer repeats the chapter one themes about me fucking two wives at a time up in FUNKY TOWN on the west side.
In confirmation of my new home town's two eternally ejaculating works of art that are set in stone.
Whereas my French ex-wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS really did leave me for that other REVELATION 17 woman in the director's cut.
Whose real named is boldly tattooed across her forehead in all caps, that reads MYSTERY.
As in all of today's annonimous whistle blower fire starters in the House; whose real names, associations and motives are still an unknown mystery.
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NEW READER NOTES: The 1260 days movie trailer for BRIDE OF CHUCKY is a Hillary Clinton look alike prophecy, circa 2020.
Some things bear repeating.
PS MILEY CYRUS: We can always shoot JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS at any number of the finest competing Indian casino hotels in Washington.
Who spend big money to bring in the best no.1 impersonater acts from around the world.
Plus, it doesn't hurt that do you look like some sexy half breed Indian from Manhattan, Montana to boot.
I'm thinking that the two conflicting Joplins play against each other as the Jesus freak hippie chick versus the rightwing hard rock girl.
Possibly bringing in Kristen Stewart to play the latter hard ass bitch.
Never hurts to throw in another ten big ones into the budget.
Just for the shits and giggles and a few extra $billion$ in free publicity.
Me getting a [cold stone pilot] up front 10% off the top.
In confirmation of my new home town's two eternally ejaculating works of art that are set in stone.
Whereas my French ex-wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS really did leave me for that other REVELATION 17 woman in the director's cut.
Whose real named is boldly tattooed across her forehead in all caps, that reads MYSTERY.
As in all of today's annonimous whistle blower fire starters in the House; whose real names, associations and motives are still an unknown mystery.
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NEW READER NOTES: The 1260 days movie trailer for BRIDE OF CHUCKY is a Hillary Clinton look alike prophecy, circa 2020.
Some things bear repeating.
PS MILEY CYRUS: We can always shoot JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS at any number of the finest competing Indian casino hotels in Washington.
Who spend big money to bring in the best no.1 impersonater acts from around the world.
Plus, it doesn't hurt that do you look like some sexy half breed Indian from Manhattan, Montana to boot.
I'm thinking that the two conflicting Joplins play against each other as the Jesus freak hippie chick versus the rightwing hard rock girl.
Possibly bringing in Kristen Stewart to play the latter hard ass bitch.
Never hurts to throw in another ten big ones into the budget.
Just for the shits and giggles and a few extra $billion$ in free publicity.
Me getting a [cold stone pilot] up front 10% off the top.
Friday, October 25, 2019
42÷42=1
The prophet Elijah called upon g-d to change the climate for 3 1/2 years because the people in REVELATION 11:11:11 were liking the sodomites and mixed race Egyptian darkies more than they were liking the GOD fearing pure white skinned Israelites.
Watch the newest movie trailer for ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAPPED if you still need a couple of 42% alcohol tequela shots to the head to get your mind right.
After decades of rabbitical confirmations about the latest 3+ years drought out in California being at the root of today's fire starters in the House.
[90% of the red head Levite tribe still vote Republican.]
Which is why the 1989 WILD AT HEART prophecy opens with a lit stick match from a Jewish DIAMOND cutters match box.
Talk about being as sharp as a carpenter's skinny 2" finish nail.
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FUNERAL NOTES: Some old cunt curbed her black pickup in front of BECK'S on 5th with a LOVE IS EVERYTHING rear window sticker.
So how is that shit working out for today's most recognized single mother black widow spider mama Courtney Love these days?
Just asking...
Nothing meant by it...
Of course of course...
GOODWILL FUCKING NOTES: Just because I get to fuck Gisele Bundgen on a regular weekly basis for the next five decades; that does not mean that she is still not married to America's sweetheart quarterbacker Tom Brady in the long run.
Hey, sometimes a guy has to do what Jesus tells him to do, and he likes it in the meantime.
Charity being the free love concept of the so called JEWS FOR JESUS freeks in the 1960s.
For example, "That's just your opion man." THE BIG LEBOWSKI
Watch the newest movie trailer for ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAPPED if you still need a couple of 42% alcohol tequela shots to the head to get your mind right.
After decades of rabbitical confirmations about the latest 3+ years drought out in California being at the root of today's fire starters in the House.
[90% of the red head Levite tribe still vote Republican.]
Which is why the 1989 WILD AT HEART prophecy opens with a lit stick match from a Jewish DIAMOND cutters match box.
Talk about being as sharp as a carpenter's skinny 2" finish nail.
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FUNERAL NOTES: Some old cunt curbed her black pickup in front of BECK'S on 5th with a LOVE IS EVERYTHING rear window sticker.
So how is that shit working out for today's most recognized single mother black widow spider mama Courtney Love these days?
Just asking...
Nothing meant by it...
Of course of course...
GOODWILL FUCKING NOTES: Just because I get to fuck Gisele Bundgen on a regular weekly basis for the next five decades; that does not mean that she is still not married to America's sweetheart quarterbacker Tom Brady in the long run.
Hey, sometimes a guy has to do what Jesus tells him to do, and he likes it in the meantime.
Charity being the free love concept of the so called JEWS FOR JESUS freeks in the 1960s.
For example, "That's just your opion man." THE BIG LEBOWSKI
5+5÷10=1
I plan on walking by BECKS 7-star rated funeral parlor at 405 on 5th on the same day that they throw a huuge party for Elijah Cummings in Bal/timore.
As predicted in the 1970s voodoo trailer for that black exploitation 007 action film entitled LIVE AND LET DIE.
Shot, cut and stabbed in THE BIG N.O. no less.
Then cutting straight to the chase up in Harl/em, NY.
Whereas PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP plans on attending the 5th game of THE WORLD SERIES OF LOVE; song by the late great purple PRINCE.
If there is one.
That other little prince in DANIEL 7-9 said to be there or be square as well.
Damn straight, "This is not a good time to be a Nazi." JOJO RABBIT
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MIDDLEAST STUDIES NOTES: If they happen to have a third 50/50, razor thin, ten virgins election in Israel; it will be about the holy city dividing into three parts in REVELATION 16.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: The best national brand of nutty peanut butter in America comes from Tacoma, Washington; under the label of ADAMS.
And of course there is always the exception that proves the rule.
Such as TRADER JOES' crunchy [dancing elephant] nut butter from Valencia, Spain.
NEW READER NOTES: Emma Watson's family owned garage flat was all about her going to BROWN and then becoming some brainwashed psycho femminist...
"Lost in space in space and time..." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
Much in the same spirit of Hillary Clinton and her plain looking daughter Chelsea.
As predicted in the 1970s voodoo trailer for that black exploitation 007 action film entitled LIVE AND LET DIE.
Shot, cut and stabbed in THE BIG N.O. no less.
Then cutting straight to the chase up in Harl/em, NY.
Whereas PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP plans on attending the 5th game of THE WORLD SERIES OF LOVE; song by the late great purple PRINCE.
If there is one.
That other little prince in DANIEL 7-9 said to be there or be square as well.
Damn straight, "This is not a good time to be a Nazi." JOJO RABBIT
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MIDDLEAST STUDIES NOTES: If they happen to have a third 50/50, razor thin, ten virgins election in Israel; it will be about the holy city dividing into three parts in REVELATION 16.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: The best national brand of nutty peanut butter in America comes from Tacoma, Washington; under the label of ADAMS.
And of course there is always the exception that proves the rule.
Such as TRADER JOES' crunchy [dancing elephant] nut butter from Valencia, Spain.
NEW READER NOTES: Emma Watson's family owned garage flat was all about her going to BROWN and then becoming some brainwashed psycho femminist...
"Lost in space in space and time..." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
Much in the same spirit of Hillary Clinton and her plain looking daughter Chelsea.
Thursday, October 24, 2019
AM I THE ONLY 1 OUT THERE WHO KNOWS IT?
"You know it." NAPOLEON DYNOMITE, 2004
The annimated co-star of the new ADAMS FAMILY VALUES remake looks like the same Adam Schiff who is now conducting secret seance sessions down in some basement mansion chamber called the SCIF.
Who is obviously now standing in for that basement si-fi cold war room spoof in the 1996-wrote WAG THE DOG prophecy; flast forwarding to 2020 of course of course.
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PS DEMI MOORE: Your legendary Hollywood marriage crashed and burned because you had bought into all of that marxist crapola about sexual equality.
"Modern liberalism destroys everything that it touches." RUSH LIMBAUGH
The annimated co-star of the new ADAMS FAMILY VALUES remake looks like the same Adam Schiff who is now conducting secret seance sessions down in some basement mansion chamber called the SCIF.
Who is obviously now standing in for that basement si-fi cold war room spoof in the 1996-wrote WAG THE DOG prophecy; flast forwarding to 2020 of course of course.
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PS DEMI MOORE: Your legendary Hollywood marriage crashed and burned because you had bought into all of that marxist crapola about sexual equality.
"Modern liberalism destroys everything that it touches." RUSH LIMBAUGH
1+1÷1=2
They imploded those two damaged crucifix looking cranes at the HARD ROCK CASINO ROYALE down in the THE BIG N.O. for a sign from g-d about the results of the Ukraine investigations into Hillary's missing 33,000 emails during the 2016 election.
Talk about Russian poetry.
Now for another no.2 sign and witness, yet another BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE wildfire exploded up in Nancy's red wine country.
In confirmed of the poetic process in BUCKET OF BLOOD meets THE SATANIC LDS CHURCH RITES OF DRACULA.
Say what you will about Adam Shiff and Mitt Romney.
The two do look like something straight out of central casting, Hollywood 1963.
One the handsome and sophisticated baron vampire; the other that crazy bug-eyed sidekick in both ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA and ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN.
Warhol was your typical liberal New York Republican, yada yada.
"At least I never cut corners when it came to hiring the perfect actor for the part." Roger Corman, today's perfect Mitch McConnell look alike.
Reportably still alive and living somewhere out in the California desert.
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FINAL CUT NOTES: Reportedly, they are rereleasing a director's cut of ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD at 1000 70mm 1960s cinerama theaters this weekend; go figure.
PS MEL: No worries mate.
You are about to get a very generous offer that you can't refuse from my people at the UNITED ORDER credit union.
Talk about quid pro quote.
"That was very white of you." GUILTY AS CHARGED meets IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
FFING NOTES: I will be hosting my free flyfishing class for the kiddies on Martha Lake this late Saturday afternoon; weather permitting, and the creek don't rise.
Talk about Russian poetry.
Now for another no.2 sign and witness, yet another BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE wildfire exploded up in Nancy's red wine country.
In confirmed of the poetic process in BUCKET OF BLOOD meets THE SATANIC LDS CHURCH RITES OF DRACULA.
Say what you will about Adam Shiff and Mitt Romney.
The two do look like something straight out of central casting, Hollywood 1963.
One the handsome and sophisticated baron vampire; the other that crazy bug-eyed sidekick in both ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA and ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN.
Warhol was your typical liberal New York Republican, yada yada.
"At least I never cut corners when it came to hiring the perfect actor for the part." Roger Corman, today's perfect Mitch McConnell look alike.
Reportably still alive and living somewhere out in the California desert.
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FINAL CUT NOTES: Reportedly, they are rereleasing a director's cut of ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD at 1000 70mm 1960s cinerama theaters this weekend; go figure.
PS MEL: No worries mate.
You are about to get a very generous offer that you can't refuse from my people at the UNITED ORDER credit union.
Talk about quid pro quote.
"That was very white of you." GUILTY AS CHARGED meets IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
FFING NOTES: I will be hosting my free flyfishing class for the kiddies on Martha Lake this late Saturday afternoon; weather permitting, and the creek don't rise.
Wednesday, October 23, 2019
THE NEXT ONE IS WHERE IT'S AT
E.3, S.2 has Uncle Martian getting struck by lightening and turning into the three faces of today's politicians in DANTE'S INFERNO meets SILENCE OF THE LAMBS meets HANNIBAL.
Hey, any actor at my age who wants to get his first big brake in Hollywood has to start somewhere.
"You have to start somewhere, so you might as well start at the top..." Joan Rivers, DANIEL 12, 1984.
"Behold, I will make them of the synagog of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them come and worship before Donald Trump's feet, and to know that I have loved them." REV. 3:9-16
The devil being in the [witness testimony] details of course of corse.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: Magical tv serial type breakfast cereal shows sponsored by the likes of "TRIX are for kids." and chocolate [negro] CHEERIOS is a the root of your mind bending delusions.
Hey, any actor at my age who wants to get his first big brake in Hollywood has to start somewhere.
"You have to start somewhere, so you might as well start at the top..." Joan Rivers, DANIEL 12, 1984.
"Behold, I will make them of the synagog of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them come and worship before Donald Trump's feet, and to know that I have loved them." REV. 3:9-16
The devil being in the [witness testimony] details of course of corse.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: Magical tv serial type breakfast cereal shows sponsored by the likes of "TRIX are for kids." and chocolate [negro] CHEERIOS is a the root of your mind bending delusions.
1+1=FUCKING 2/3
I knew it.
Miley Cyrus' timely deep throat operation was going to help her sound more like an authentic Janis Joplin in her new promotional futuroid POLAROIDs on INSTAGRAM.
Whereas, Donald Trump is the most authentic President in my lifetime.
The one where she shows off her new t/horny rose tattoo in GOING STRAIGHT TO NO.1 in 2020.
Bye bye Barabara and Jane; time to move down the bench; yours 1260 days are over.
Like in THE GOODBYE GIRL movie trailer during the theatrical CINERAMA release of LAW/ENCE OF ARABIA and the future no.45 administration of the blatantly blond PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Say hello to my hot new video stars in BOOGIE NIGHTS meets WILD AT HEART.
Talk about crossing the county line and breaking parole, circa 1989.
Then going straight back to jail again, and never getting to see your kid grow up.
Oh well, there's more where that cum from.
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THE CRAMPS UPDATE: Last night I asked the Father in the name of the Son for any ideas about how to get rid of it.
Less than a minute later, I had a flash vision of me drinking directly out of a prune juice bottle.
I shit you not.
Miley Cyrus' timely deep throat operation was going to help her sound more like an authentic Janis Joplin in her new promotional futuroid POLAROIDs on INSTAGRAM.
Whereas, Donald Trump is the most authentic President in my lifetime.
The one where she shows off her new t/horny rose tattoo in GOING STRAIGHT TO NO.1 in 2020.
Bye bye Barabara and Jane; time to move down the bench; yours 1260 days are over.
Like in THE GOODBYE GIRL movie trailer during the theatrical CINERAMA release of LAW/ENCE OF ARABIA and the future no.45 administration of the blatantly blond PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Say hello to my hot new video stars in BOOGIE NIGHTS meets WILD AT HEART.
Talk about crossing the county line and breaking parole, circa 1989.
Then going straight back to jail again, and never getting to see your kid grow up.
Oh well, there's more where that cum from.
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THE CRAMPS UPDATE: Last night I asked the Father in the name of the Son for any ideas about how to get rid of it.
Less than a minute later, I had a flash vision of me drinking directly out of a prune juice bottle.
I shit you not.
Tuesday, October 22, 2019
BE YE THEREFORE LIKE NO.1
Finally... there's a new 1:39 movie out there in theaters that I could actually sit through this week.
Which is about my BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant in DC role playing a more age approppriate yours truly killing shit loads of Jews, queers and darkies.
That said, I really did want to see JOKER, but it was just too long for me.
Same shit happened with ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
Whatever, I got the cramps last night after eating some bad chichen leftovers from QFC.
In Divine confirmation of THE CRAMPS' many inspired and prophetic 1976ish songs that can relate to the inevitable and fateful reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
Sometimes your own private shit don't quite happen for a reason.
And I quote, "Donald Trump is just a punk..." Joe Biden, circa 2015.
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PS JEFF: Something tells me that Seattle's "other Jeff" is ready for his well deserved accidental tourist vacation, via TJ Mexico and Havanna, Cuba.
Where a 10-pack carton of their finest unfiltered second hand smokes taste like a cigarette should for only $4-6.
Plus, for only a $50 bill, you can spend all night with a couple of hot he/she 15 year-olds; morning coffee and orange marmalade toast included.
And if that doesn't get your escape goat, you can always fly down to Brazil for about the same airfare costs.
Plus the boys and girls down there are even a year or two younger, Biblically speaking.
Which is about my BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant in DC role playing a more age approppriate yours truly killing shit loads of Jews, queers and darkies.
That said, I really did want to see JOKER, but it was just too long for me.
Same shit happened with ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
Whatever, I got the cramps last night after eating some bad chichen leftovers from QFC.
In Divine confirmation of THE CRAMPS' many inspired and prophetic 1976ish songs that can relate to the inevitable and fateful reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
Sometimes your own private shit don't quite happen for a reason.
And I quote, "Donald Trump is just a punk..." Joe Biden, circa 2015.
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PS JEFF: Something tells me that Seattle's "other Jeff" is ready for his well deserved accidental tourist vacation, via TJ Mexico and Havanna, Cuba.
Where a 10-pack carton of their finest unfiltered second hand smokes taste like a cigarette should for only $4-6.
Plus, for only a $50 bill, you can spend all night with a couple of hot he/she 15 year-olds; morning coffee and orange marmalade toast included.
And if that doesn't get your escape goat, you can always fly down to Brazil for about the same airfare costs.
Plus the boys and girls down there are even a year or two younger, Biblically speaking.
MY SECRET LOST HIGHWAY 1 INFRASTRUCTURE PROJECT
After the end of the 70 weeks scenario in DANIEL, everybody in DC will at least agree that we should be spending more of our time and money on rebuilding America's roads and bridges and border walls.
Talk about having a winning short term strategy.
Damn skippy; eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
And that's a good thing, for now anyway.
Jesus being full of grace and free love, yada yada.
Meanwhile, the green hills of Pacific Palesades went up like a torch in confirmation of those two YORGA vampire prophecy happenings.
Co-srarring my main co-star in MANHATTAN meets THE APPRENTICE in WEEKEND AT BERNIES.
Meanwhile that big twister in Dallas struck at the same time the NYT did a splash piece on TALKING HEADS meets the B-52S.
"A twister is coming!" BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
It ending in Richland, Texas for the fact that it was Rich who leaked the DNC emails to WIKILEAKS; and not the red state commies.
"Isn't it rich... Isn't it queer..." Jody Collins, SEND IN THE CLOWNS
And apparently, "...I'm the only one who knows about it." STARDUST MEMORIES meets CONSPIRACY THEORY meets TAXI DRIVER
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MOVIE LAND NOTES: Back in the 80s and 90s actors would often use a payphone to remain annonymous.
Talk about making a small 85 minute private channel YOUTUBE movie phone call on your 666 camera phone for under 10k.
And yes, that's a threat, artistically speaking.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Mel looks like Bud in the 1997 CONSPIRACY THEORY trailer for a reason.
Ergo, "I'm the new Bud." Chad Harkom.
"What are you talking about?" NAPOLEON DYNAMITE:2
COAST TO COAST NOTES: YORGA 1&2 was a prelude to Art Bell.
Talk about having a winning short term strategy.
Damn skippy; eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
And that's a good thing, for now anyway.
Jesus being full of grace and free love, yada yada.
Meanwhile, the green hills of Pacific Palesades went up like a torch in confirmation of those two YORGA vampire prophecy happenings.
Co-srarring my main co-star in MANHATTAN meets THE APPRENTICE in WEEKEND AT BERNIES.
Meanwhile that big twister in Dallas struck at the same time the NYT did a splash piece on TALKING HEADS meets the B-52S.
"A twister is coming!" BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
It ending in Richland, Texas for the fact that it was Rich who leaked the DNC emails to WIKILEAKS; and not the red state commies.
"Isn't it rich... Isn't it queer..." Jody Collins, SEND IN THE CLOWNS
And apparently, "...I'm the only one who knows about it." STARDUST MEMORIES meets CONSPIRACY THEORY meets TAXI DRIVER
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MOVIE LAND NOTES: Back in the 80s and 90s actors would often use a payphone to remain annonymous.
Talk about making a small 85 minute private channel YOUTUBE movie phone call on your 666 camera phone for under 10k.
And yes, that's a threat, artistically speaking.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Mel looks like Bud in the 1997 CONSPIRACY THEORY trailer for a reason.
Ergo, "I'm the new Bud." Chad Harkom.
"What are you talking about?" NAPOLEON DYNAMITE:2
COAST TO COAST NOTES: YORGA 1&2 was a prelude to Art Bell.
Monday, October 21, 2019
HE NO.1 BEST SALESMAN
Hey, why not let PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP completely take over and run the country at this very crucial point in time?
Or like it says in the Bible, anybody who does not believe in Jesus Christ is an antichrist.
And who in their right mind would want that?
I.e. some aitheist Jew lawyer who is always fucking you in the ass after her secretly hooks up with your X-15 year-old French wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS:2.
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PS WOODY: Have your people call my people if nobody out there right now has the rocks to touch your next "last cut rights" project.
The late Paul Allen would have wanted it that way;
wrongo spelling and all.
PS JIM CARREY: Last night in a very repetitive and vivid dream, Jesus said that you should be opening your new show at ZINC, Pioneer Square on my October 29th birthday.
Possibly because the main star of FRAZIER was some stuck up Glenn Beck look alike Mr Anderson moderate Republican stereotype.
Just for the shits and giggles, of course...
Or like it says in the Bible, anybody who does not believe in Jesus Christ is an antichrist.
And who in their right mind would want that?
I.e. some aitheist Jew lawyer who is always fucking you in the ass after her secretly hooks up with your X-15 year-old French wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS:2.
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PS WOODY: Have your people call my people if nobody out there right now has the rocks to touch your next "last cut rights" project.
The late Paul Allen would have wanted it that way;
wrongo spelling and all.
PS JIM CARREY: Last night in a very repetitive and vivid dream, Jesus said that you should be opening your new show at ZINC, Pioneer Square on my October 29th birthday.
Possibly because the main star of FRAZIER was some stuck up Glenn Beck look alike Mr Anderson moderate Republican stereotype.
Just for the shits and giggles, of course...
THE ONE LITTLE SECRET WHITE PILL THAT KILLS IT
"I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them..." ISAIAH 66:4+
After Mrs Brown takes the Mars pill, she goes crazy and starts to sound like America's favorite pill Hillary Clinton.
Speaking in her same loud shrill [red scare] voice about her political opponents being Russian assets who are in bed with Donald Trump.
Then she is joined by her 1260 days husband Bill Clinton, who seams to be "stranded" somewhere out there himself, circa 1996.
Fortunately the final [dropped bomb] pill seems to help her calm down and come out of it.
"It really was a tranqulizer." Says a relieved Uncle Martian in the end.
Wherein all is well that ends well.
"Your love is like a bomb." Sings the fat negro Oprah lady in WILD AT HEART
"Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is..." 1963-66, ABC/CBS/NBC
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PS MITT ROMNEY: In the appallingly impolite words of Elton John, 1996, LAX, "Oh fuck off for Christ's sake."
PS JIM CARREY: Guys who never return my old fashion 1960s ground line phone calls are the same guys who did the same thing back in ISAIAH 66:4.
Believe it or not, there still is a coinop payphone down at the Edmonds ferry dock.
Probably left there, or maybe even put there later, for some kind of an artistic/historic live theater interactive sculpture art piece.
PS CARA: Your own private underaged look alike actress from Idaho in the MANHATTAN movie trailer says you get to star in my next LAST TANGO IN PARIS rip off, shot down in Ed Town in my own private shag pad loft located right above STARBUCKS.
Think INTERVIEW meets INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE.
Talk about having fuck me money, and you liking it; and your girlfriend too.
PS MR SUNDANCE: Last night I had a fresh vision of me looking out from my backyard window at all of the new fall season mushrooms.
When suddenly a 29ish version of you drove by in a flash in a small red van.
After Mrs Brown takes the Mars pill, she goes crazy and starts to sound like America's favorite pill Hillary Clinton.
Speaking in her same loud shrill [red scare] voice about her political opponents being Russian assets who are in bed with Donald Trump.
Then she is joined by her 1260 days husband Bill Clinton, who seams to be "stranded" somewhere out there himself, circa 1996.
Fortunately the final [dropped bomb] pill seems to help her calm down and come out of it.
"It really was a tranqulizer." Says a relieved Uncle Martian in the end.
Wherein all is well that ends well.
"Your love is like a bomb." Sings the fat negro Oprah lady in WILD AT HEART
"Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is..." 1963-66, ABC/CBS/NBC
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PS MITT ROMNEY: In the appallingly impolite words of Elton John, 1996, LAX, "Oh fuck off for Christ's sake."
PS JIM CARREY: Guys who never return my old fashion 1960s ground line phone calls are the same guys who did the same thing back in ISAIAH 66:4.
Believe it or not, there still is a coinop payphone down at the Edmonds ferry dock.
Probably left there, or maybe even put there later, for some kind of an artistic/historic live theater interactive sculpture art piece.
PS CARA: Your own private underaged look alike actress from Idaho in the MANHATTAN movie trailer says you get to star in my next LAST TANGO IN PARIS rip off, shot down in Ed Town in my own private shag pad loft located right above STARBUCKS.
Think INTERVIEW meets INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE.
Talk about having fuck me money, and you liking it; and your girlfriend too.
PS MR SUNDANCE: Last night I had a fresh vision of me looking out from my backyard window at all of the new fall season mushrooms.
When suddenly a 29ish version of you drove by in a flash in a small red van.
Sunday, October 20, 2019
ONE PILL MAKES YOU TALLER, AND ONE PILL MAKES YOU SMALL, BUT THE PILLS THAT MOTHER GIVES YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL
The big WEBSTERS dictionary that gets dropped on the feet of the two in E.2, S.2 represents the big boulder in DANIEL 2 that falls down and smashes the size 17 NIKE feet of the giant Egyptian ball players in the NBA.
It happening when there is a Greek President in the Greek WHITE HOUSE, and the LSD church is being lead by the [FACEBOOK] likes of Mitt Romney and Barrack Obama.
"Far out man..." THE BIG LEBOWSKI meets BUCKETS OF BLOOD
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PS ETHAN COEN: I could go for a literal remake of BARTON FINK:2 using the same actors and same screenplay, 20 years later, yada yada.
Realizing of course that Gus Van Sant tried to do the same thing in his word for word PSYCHO:2 rip off.
But it didn't quite work out so well because all of the original cast was already dead and long gone.
It happening when there is a Greek President in the Greek WHITE HOUSE, and the LSD church is being lead by the [FACEBOOK] likes of Mitt Romney and Barrack Obama.
"Far out man..." THE BIG LEBOWSKI meets BUCKETS OF BLOOD
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PS ETHAN COEN: I could go for a literal remake of BARTON FINK:2 using the same actors and same screenplay, 20 years later, yada yada.
Realizing of course that Gus Van Sant tried to do the same thing in his word for word PSYCHO:2 rip off.
But it didn't quite work out so well because all of the original cast was already dead and long gone.
MY SECRET 007 SERVICE
Those silicone pills make Mrs Brown and Dr Nichols think that they are landing on Mars in a VIRGIN tourist rocket in E.2, S.2.
Her flying in a X703 that stands for the 703 anniversary of the 1260 days prophecy.
Where in the end, the 3 woes explosion will bring them back down to earth again and start acting "normal" Biblically speaking.
That is, after their use of so many 666 IPHONE "labor saving" devises had put them up there in the first place.
And even Uncle Martian's "brain clearing" SIENTOLOGY device was not enough to save them from themselves in the end.
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X-15 NOTES: Be aware on the number 15 right now. Since the X-15 was the forerunner to the modern day [Tom] cruise missile; circa REVELATION 15.
A.k.a. the TOMAHAWK in the TOP GUN trailer; all things reconsidered.
G7 NOTES: The G7 SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT summit will not happen at TRUMP in order that today's christian conservatives might understand that today's G7 is the new 7 hills 666 beast of crazy Bernie Sand/ers er all in REVELATION 13.
"Just get rid of it." REPO MAN
DIRECTOR'S CUT NOTES: Only the director's cut of ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINATOWN USA can play in China; because of those two huuge paralell plot point cuts in DANIEL 9.
Time to stop monkeying around monkey boy.
PS BERNIE SANDERS: Guess I forget to mention that WEEKEND AT BERNIES was also an inspired prophecy about this particular SUKKOTT weekend; my bad.
Her flying in a X703 that stands for the 703 anniversary of the 1260 days prophecy.
Where in the end, the 3 woes explosion will bring them back down to earth again and start acting "normal" Biblically speaking.
That is, after their use of so many 666 IPHONE "labor saving" devises had put them up there in the first place.
And even Uncle Martian's "brain clearing" SIENTOLOGY device was not enough to save them from themselves in the end.
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X-15 NOTES: Be aware on the number 15 right now. Since the X-15 was the forerunner to the modern day [Tom] cruise missile; circa REVELATION 15.
A.k.a. the TOMAHAWK in the TOP GUN trailer; all things reconsidered.
G7 NOTES: The G7 SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT summit will not happen at TRUMP in order that today's christian conservatives might understand that today's G7 is the new 7 hills 666 beast of crazy Bernie Sand/ers er all in REVELATION 13.
"Just get rid of it." REPO MAN
DIRECTOR'S CUT NOTES: Only the director's cut of ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINATOWN USA can play in China; because of those two huuge paralell plot point cuts in DANIEL 9.
Time to stop monkeying around monkey boy.
PS BERNIE SANDERS: Guess I forget to mention that WEEKEND AT BERNIES was also an inspired prophecy about this particular SUKKOTT weekend; my bad.
Saturday, October 19, 2019
MY SECRET LITTLE WHITE PILL
1967's VALLEY OF THE DOLLS movie trailer is what the next one is all about.
Wherein Uncle Martian invents a desk top computer that helps me get over my French ex-wife obsessions in LAST TANGO IN PARIS: 2.
"Take two [magic] aspirin and call me in the morning." Yada yada.
For example, check out the latest new POLAROID of Barabara Strei/sand.
And you tell me if that ain't the cure for the neverending monotony of apostate christian mormon monogamy.
"I rest my case." TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
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PS KATE HOLMES: Yes/terday I had a flash vision of me crossing the street with an old leather overnight garment bag strapped over my shoulder.
So I went down there this afternoon to see what I could see.
And I saw you drive by me in an older grey OUTBACK.
"Is it live, or is it MEMOREX?" circa 1978
PS AOC: Darling, sweetheart; SOYLENT GREEN style eco-socialism [arm of flesh materialism] cannibalism always turns itself into somekind of a more realistic and practical form of reformed Roman Catholic Judeo "values" capitalist fascism system.
Which is why the Vatican was a sovereign state religion in Fellini's ROMA for exactly 1260 years.
Wherein Uncle Martian invents a desk top computer that helps me get over my French ex-wife obsessions in LAST TANGO IN PARIS: 2.
"Take two [magic] aspirin and call me in the morning." Yada yada.
For example, check out the latest new POLAROID of Barabara Strei/sand.
And you tell me if that ain't the cure for the neverending monotony of apostate christian mormon monogamy.
"I rest my case." TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
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PS KATE HOLMES: Yes/terday I had a flash vision of me crossing the street with an old leather overnight garment bag strapped over my shoulder.
So I went down there this afternoon to see what I could see.
And I saw you drive by me in an older grey OUTBACK.
"Is it live, or is it MEMOREX?" circa 1978
PS AOC: Darling, sweetheart; SOYLENT GREEN style eco-socialism [arm of flesh materialism] cannibalism always turns itself into somekind of a more realistic and practical form of reformed Roman Catholic Judeo "values" capitalist fascism system.
Which is why the Vatican was a sovereign state religion in Fellini's ROMA for exactly 1260 years.
MY SECRET E.1 DREAMS
Uncle Martian dreams up Sandra Bullock's traditional little German sausages Christmass tree breakfast in E.1, S.2.
Shown right after the appearance of my seductive three [I DREAM OF GENIE] wives Charlize Theron, Gwyneth Paltrow and of course Sandy.
Who are still hiding in the coat closet next to the front door in ISAIAH 22:22.
Whereas, this one was made in the same year when she was born.
And one of the nicer things about having a few older wives, who still got it, is that they don't always need to have a boyfriend hanging around and getting on her nerves 24/7.
"It's the younger ones who wear you out." BIG LOVE
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Shown right after the appearance of my seductive three [I DREAM OF GENIE] wives Charlize Theron, Gwyneth Paltrow and of course Sandy.
Who are still hiding in the coat closet next to the front door in ISAIAH 22:22.
Whereas, this one was made in the same year when she was born.
And one of the nicer things about having a few older wives, who still got it, is that they don't always need to have a boyfriend hanging around and getting on her nerves 24/7.
"It's the younger ones who wear you out." BIG LOVE
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Friday, October 18, 2019
GOING STRAIGHT TO 001
E.1, S.2 is about Uncle Martian's dreams coming true.
Like my dream last night about watching the weather forecast on old fashion KIRO channel 7 television.
That predicted a big storm this weekend in the Everett, Washington area; passing directly over the Clinton ferry line of course, of course.
Probably because we just learned that State was asking CROWDSTRIKE to hand over Clinton's secret basement server that still contains those missing 33,000 emails.
James Comey being one of the key secret agent players who was responsible for hiding the evidence of Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate.
Ergo, that 3.5 on the edge of Lynnwood, CA during the midnight CC RADIO debate between Judah and Ephraim, circa ISIAIAH 11:11:11...
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PS JIM CARREY: Relax, don't do it.
CO2 does not cause global warming; never has; never will.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Those pure SMART WATER springs on the south side of the white people's NEW JERUSALEM temple in EZE.47:1 represent the southern border wall being built up again in DANIEL 9's 70 weeks of cut-offs and fuck-yous.
Like my dream last night about watching the weather forecast on old fashion KIRO channel 7 television.
That predicted a big storm this weekend in the Everett, Washington area; passing directly over the Clinton ferry line of course, of course.
Probably because we just learned that State was asking CROWDSTRIKE to hand over Clinton's secret basement server that still contains those missing 33,000 emails.
James Comey being one of the key secret agent players who was responsible for hiding the evidence of Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate.
Ergo, that 3.5 on the edge of Lynnwood, CA during the midnight CC RADIO debate between Judah and Ephraim, circa ISIAIAH 11:11:11...
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PS JIM CARREY: Relax, don't do it.
CO2 does not cause global warming; never has; never will.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Those pure SMART WATER springs on the south side of the white people's NEW JERUSALEM temple in EZE.47:1 represent the southern border wall being built up again in DANIEL 9's 70 weeks of cut-offs and fuck-yous.
AMERICA'S SECRET POLITICAL ASYLUMS IN CHINATOWN, USA
The night club dance between Judah and Ephraim in E.5, S.3 that ends with crazy Mr.Brennan getting locked up in a magician's cheap tricks trunk is what I AM is talking about here.
Think THE JADE SCORPIO meets MURDER IN MANHATTAN.
Like in the prime overnight deliverance COAST TO COAST debate between some crazy fast-talking Jew and a stuttering square pants Ephraimite.
Which was all about the prophetic FEAR AND LOATHING IN 2020 LAS VEGAS trailer picture about passion distorting reality.
Hopefully, this will help today's naive Mr.Andersons in the Christian Republican Party understand who the real antichrist is; i.e. anybody who would crucify Jesus Christ.
"Donald Trump is the greatest President of my life time." Some caller from the swing state of Ohio last night on his 1996 mail order CC RADIO.
Probably some older white Viet Nam war vet who is sick and tired of America's involvement in all of these neo con wars to protect the uncivilized darkies from themselves
Not to mention seeing who is actually the second born again WW III 666 beast.
Yeah baby, "This time it's personal." AP:1-2-3
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PS JIM CARREY: Ok, we get it. IT:2 and JOKER:1 are all about going straight to no.1 with a bullet.
So how about we both make an honest dollar and a penny of profits from it?
You do what you do; I do what I do; and we both get the girl in the end.
Think THE JADE SCORPIO meets MURDER IN MANHATTAN.
Like in the prime overnight deliverance COAST TO COAST debate between some crazy fast-talking Jew and a stuttering square pants Ephraimite.
Which was all about the prophetic FEAR AND LOATHING IN 2020 LAS VEGAS trailer picture about passion distorting reality.
Hopefully, this will help today's naive Mr.Andersons in the Christian Republican Party understand who the real antichrist is; i.e. anybody who would crucify Jesus Christ.
"Donald Trump is the greatest President of my life time." Some caller from the swing state of Ohio last night on his 1996 mail order CC RADIO.
Probably some older white Viet Nam war vet who is sick and tired of America's involvement in all of these neo con wars to protect the uncivilized darkies from themselves
Not to mention seeing who is actually the second born again WW III 666 beast.
Yeah baby, "This time it's personal." AP:1-2-3
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PS JIM CARREY: Ok, we get it. IT:2 and JOKER:1 are all about going straight to no.1 with a bullet.
So how about we both make an honest dollar and a penny of profits from it?
You do what you do; I do what I do; and we both get the girl in the end.
Thursday, October 17, 2019
MY SECRET FIGHT CLUB FIX
The prophetic 1999 FIGHT CLUB movie trailer co-starring Brad Pitt is about tonight's great debate between the plain talking Josephite and the squirrely lying Jew.
Wherefore, after tonight's WEST SIDE STORY style radio rumble, the futuroid 2020 election polaroid picture will become much more clear.
Katie bar the door.
This one promises to be a real humdinger.
As just confirmed by today's publicity build up to it with a new deal BREXIT fix and a fixed new Turkey deal double feature.
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PS JIM CARREY: In my modern day royal circles, your are what we would call a "useful idiot"; or the court jester; even sometimes the village idiot.
Like back in the day when King George was always interested in hearing what the more inspired, intelligent and functional skizophrenic [jokers] had to say.
And that's a good thing sometimes.
Wherefore, after tonight's WEST SIDE STORY style radio rumble, the futuroid 2020 election polaroid picture will become much more clear.
Katie bar the door.
This one promises to be a real humdinger.
As just confirmed by today's publicity build up to it with a new deal BREXIT fix and a fixed new Turkey deal double feature.
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PS JIM CARREY: In my modern day royal circles, your are what we would call a "useful idiot"; or the court jester; even sometimes the village idiot.
Like back in the day when King George was always interested in hearing what the more inspired, intelligent and functional skizophrenic [jokers] had to say.
And that's a good thing sometimes.
COMING STRAIGHT TO NO.1
Elijah Cummings died on the anniversary of the Russian communist revolution, during SUCKKOT no less, because Israel is now coming out of the negro Egyptian captivity cited in REVELATION 11.
Reformed socialism [real 666 fascism] being the futuroid big picture pyramid scheme for top down politics and centralized command and control economics and state religion.
It happening right right after the Catholic, Jewish, and negro leadership of the above 42 months mob stormed out of the white WHITE HOUSE.
Meanwhile, the PENTAGON is refusing to obey thier secret Soviet style impeachment tribunal for a WAG THE DOG sign from g-d.
And Turkey is refusing to surrender those 50 NATO nukes for a ten virgins 50 United States Thanksgiving weekend theme.
No wonder ancient Israel went to war against the Kingdom of Judah over oppressive taxation, regulation, and Jewish lawyer litigation.
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WARNING: Anyone else who lays their rubbery plastic 666 hand on the ark of the covenant in order to steady it will die.
"America will never become socialist." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP:2
CC RADIO NOTE: Don't forget folks, October 17 is the big picture civil war debate on COAST TO COAST between Judah and Ephraim.
No holds barred.
GET READY TO RUMBLE!!
Reformed socialism [real 666 fascism] being the futuroid big picture pyramid scheme for top down politics and centralized command and control economics and state religion.
It happening right right after the Catholic, Jewish, and negro leadership of the above 42 months mob stormed out of the white WHITE HOUSE.
Meanwhile, the PENTAGON is refusing to obey thier secret Soviet style impeachment tribunal for a WAG THE DOG sign from g-d.
And Turkey is refusing to surrender those 50 NATO nukes for a ten virgins 50 United States Thanksgiving weekend theme.
No wonder ancient Israel went to war against the Kingdom of Judah over oppressive taxation, regulation, and Jewish lawyer litigation.
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WARNING: Anyone else who lays their rubbery plastic 666 hand on the ark of the covenant in order to steady it will die.
"America will never become socialist." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP:2
CC RADIO NOTE: Don't forget folks, October 17 is the big picture civil war debate on COAST TO COAST between Judah and Ephraim.
No holds barred.
GET READY TO RUMBLE!!
Wednesday, October 16, 2019
THE OTHER 1
Britney Spears just posted her new blond switcheroo shampoo [POLAROID] heads up to Mel Gibson on INSTAGRAM.
Fot every other guy out there, like Bruce Willis or Brad Pitt, who are still too weak to be seen arriving arm and arm with two of their hot young wives at the Seattle, CINERAMA premier of CHASED on Hillary Clinton's upcoming October 26 birthday.
"Hey, if you don't want it, I'll take it." REPO MAN
Oh yeah, Jewess feminism is Jewish communism.
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Fot every other guy out there, like Bruce Willis or Brad Pitt, who are still too weak to be seen arriving arm and arm with two of their hot young wives at the Seattle, CINERAMA premier of CHASED on Hillary Clinton's upcoming October 26 birthday.
"Hey, if you don't want it, I'll take it." REPO MAN
Oh yeah, Jewess feminism is Jewish communism.
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I ALWAYS ORDER IT WITH NO.1 SPICE AT ROYAL INDIA
I happened to watch that one about a very frustrated Mr. Brennan topping off his Egyptian pyramid boxes with two of Rush Limbaugh's brown Cuban cigars during SUCKKOT's remmemberance of the 12 tribes escaping Egypt via the REVELATION 13 Red Sea during the futuroid POLOROID/INSTAGRAM period of my extremely polorizing Moses figure at 2bc.info 91.
Harking back to Rush Limbaugh's own 1260 days tv show that always featured a sterling silver pelican pin on his lapel.
Alas, no pelicans in Edmonds, but lots of seagulls, and at least one metal pelican statue.
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PS JIM CARREY: Guess I forgot to tell ya.
That little orange front ZINC gallery up in Ed Town is just a BRANCH DAVIDIAN excuse for their mother load location down in Pioneer Square, Seattle.
Nothing like having some little convient spot in the burbs where a rich guy can stop by for a last minute Christmas for his wife.
Harking back to Rush Limbaugh's own 1260 days tv show that always featured a sterling silver pelican pin on his lapel.
Alas, no pelicans in Edmonds, but lots of seagulls, and at least one metal pelican statue.
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PS JIM CARREY: Guess I forgot to tell ya.
That little orange front ZINC gallery up in Ed Town is just a BRANCH DAVIDIAN excuse for their mother load location down in Pioneer Square, Seattle.
Nothing like having some little convient spot in the burbs where a rich guy can stop by for a last minute Christmas for his wife.
Tuesday, October 15, 2019
THE LATEST 1
Today's earthquake with another '42' tag happened at Tres Pinos, below the Diablo Range.
It be about those three Mexican amigos who currently lead the 12-pack.
Just google every quotation by Joe Biden where he uses the 'amigo' term of endearment with a heavy Americano accent.
All this shit happening during the Jewish run media week of SUCKKOT.
No wonder that the biggest secret CHINATOWN location in America is in the Bay Area.
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NEW READERS: The THREE AMIGOS trailer is about those three Nephites who will never die in 3 NEPHI.
E.1, S.2 NOTE: Today at 11:57 am, I had a vision about this one.
It be about those three Mexican amigos who currently lead the 12-pack.
Just google every quotation by Joe Biden where he uses the 'amigo' term of endearment with a heavy Americano accent.
All this shit happening during the Jewish run media week of SUCKKOT.
No wonder that the biggest secret CHINATOWN location in America is in the Bay Area.
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NEW READERS: The THREE AMIGOS trailer is about those three Nephites who will never die in 3 NEPHI.
E.1, S.2 NOTE: Today at 11:57 am, I had a vision about this one.
PAGE 1 SECRETS
That 4.5 struck under the DIABLO HILLS golf club at 10:33:42 pm in confirmation of the Silicone Valley earthquake prophecy in A VIEW TO A KILL.
That will happen during the 45th administration of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Right there being Walnut Creek, CA for the only place left to get the NYT in the Ed Town bowl is at WALNUT CREEK CAFE 410; located next door to the EMERALD PALACE condos.
Which is your typical hipster joint with lots of atmosphere; serving weak and watered down coffee to go with their free used newspapers.
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CLASSIC TV NOTES: E.5, S.3, ends with Mr Brennan losing his mind again in 2020 AD.
After Uncle Martian invents a pink light beam "reassembler" unit that causes some kind of a switcheroo that erases all of the hostility between Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11:11:11...
Just in time for this Thursday's secret midnight debate between Judah and Ephraim; happening during SUKKOT no less.
Yeah baby, I come like a thief in the night.
"I must be losing my mind!" BURN AFTER READING
That will happen during the 45th administration of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Right there being Walnut Creek, CA for the only place left to get the NYT in the Ed Town bowl is at WALNUT CREEK CAFE 410; located next door to the EMERALD PALACE condos.
Which is your typical hipster joint with lots of atmosphere; serving weak and watered down coffee to go with their free used newspapers.
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CLASSIC TV NOTES: E.5, S.3, ends with Mr Brennan losing his mind again in 2020 AD.
After Uncle Martian invents a pink light beam "reassembler" unit that causes some kind of a switcheroo that erases all of the hostility between Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11:11:11...
Just in time for this Thursday's secret midnight debate between Judah and Ephraim; happening during SUKKOT no less.
Yeah baby, I come like a thief in the night.
"I must be losing my mind!" BURN AFTER READING
Monday, October 14, 2019
1 ÷ 1 + 1 X 1 = NO.1
Time to cut it out kids.
Now that we are looking at the final cuts in the DANIEL 9 prophecy about the last 70 weeks before PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP takes over, once again.
"Help yourself to some of the prime cuts on your way out." GANGS OF NEW YORK.
Says my antichrist hero leader against today's Jewish, Catholic, and negro invaders of America at the 5 corners showdown in Ed Town, Washington, 2020.
Oh yeah, Edmonds is like 90% white protestant.
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Now that we are looking at the final cuts in the DANIEL 9 prophecy about the last 70 weeks before PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP takes over, once again.
"Help yourself to some of the prime cuts on your way out." GANGS OF NEW YORK.
Says my antichrist hero leader against today's Jewish, Catholic, and negro invaders of America at the 5 corners showdown in Ed Town, Washington, 2020.
Oh yeah, Edmonds is like 90% white protestant.
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MY SECRET $75 WEDDING
The writer's secret temple wedding by proxy on today's disputed Mexican border ends at the bull fights circa 2020 in E.4, S.3.
Which is a prophetic "futuroid" snap shot of the two bulls in a net in 2NEPHI 8.
"I AM is a jealous g-d." Yada yada
Typically, violent bloody bull fighting happens in a bowl.
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DEBATE NOTES: Tuesday's DEM debate sequel promises to look like some SNL skit called DEBATE OF THE ZOMBIES: 2.
The real debate happening during SUKKOT on COAST TO COAST this Thursday.
"It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out!"
AP:1, Las Vegas, Nevada.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Who are you today baby?
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: GRRR...
PS JIM CARREY: Late Saturday afternoon, Claire Douglas Beach suddenly appeared out of the blue again and asked me when your show was supposed to open at ZINC.
I was so startled by her presence that I didn't know what to say.
So I just mumbled something about his people talking to my people, etc. ending it with, "Hopefully by this Christmas shopping season..."
And yes, she does look exactly like crazy 'Bonnie' from upstairs in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
Which is a prophetic "futuroid" snap shot of the two bulls in a net in 2NEPHI 8.
"I AM is a jealous g-d." Yada yada
Typically, violent bloody bull fighting happens in a bowl.
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DEBATE NOTES: Tuesday's DEM debate sequel promises to look like some SNL skit called DEBATE OF THE ZOMBIES: 2.
The real debate happening during SUKKOT on COAST TO COAST this Thursday.
"It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out!"
AP:1, Las Vegas, Nevada.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Who are you today baby?
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: GRRR...
PS JIM CARREY: Late Saturday afternoon, Claire Douglas Beach suddenly appeared out of the blue again and asked me when your show was supposed to open at ZINC.
I was so startled by her presence that I didn't know what to say.
So I just mumbled something about his people talking to my people, etc. ending it with, "Hopefully by this Christmas shopping season..."
And yes, she does look exactly like crazy 'Bonnie' from upstairs in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
Sunday, October 13, 2019
2+2=4 TIMES SQUARE
E.4, S.3 has the two trying to figure out which 1 of the 40 sexy bunnies at THE PLAYBOY CLUB in London is supposed to be the King's future queen in FUNKY TOWN.
Talk about the LSD church of the RLDS whore in DC 86 meets THE WIZARD OF OZ in ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
And that ain't the half of it.
"Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a wife.
And couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin-shell.
[Read bowl]
And there he kept her very well."
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PS DAN SAVAGE: Relax. Don't do it.
Today's millennial queers who have not been taught the law are not subject to the law.
We're talking 50 years from now, at least.
Meanwhile, "PARTY ON DUDE!!"
For tomorrow we die, relatively speaking.
Talk about the LSD church of the RLDS whore in DC 86 meets THE WIZARD OF OZ in ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
And that ain't the half of it.
"Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a wife.
And couldn't keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin-shell.
[Read bowl]
And there he kept her very well."
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PS DAN SAVAGE: Relax. Don't do it.
Today's millennial queers who have not been taught the law are not subject to the law.
We're talking 50 years from now, at least.
Meanwhile, "PARTY ON DUDE!!"
For tomorrow we die, relatively speaking.
MY SECRET NO.1 FIRE ENGINE HOSE
The warm and fuzzy wuzzy [Never Trumper Relublicans] fire engine that opens BLUE VELVET is about today's fire starters in Congress.
Who are using their day old liberal newspapers to kindle their latest weekend news cycle CAMPFIRE GIRL scandal in WAG THE DOG meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE.
Google the latest wildfire updates using 'LA Police Chief [Indian] Michel Moore' if you don't believe it.
Then go back and watch the above movie trailer prophecy made in North Carolina.
I shit you not.
"ACE IS THE PLACE!.. For all of your hardware needs."
And the smoked chichen there ain't that bad either.
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MOVIE NOTES: The newly released 1976 movie trailer for MR KLEIN features a prophetic A-lister ensemble cast by; Jimmy Fallon, Robert DeNiro, Sasha Baron, Brad Pitt; and of course at core yours truly in spirit.
Bit played by that Edmonds AMTRAK train station look alike Jim Carrey limo driver.
"PAGING DR. FREUD!.." AP:2
Who are using their day old liberal newspapers to kindle their latest weekend news cycle CAMPFIRE GIRL scandal in WAG THE DOG meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE.
Google the latest wildfire updates using 'LA Police Chief [Indian] Michel Moore' if you don't believe it.
Then go back and watch the above movie trailer prophecy made in North Carolina.
I shit you not.
"ACE IS THE PLACE!.. For all of your hardware needs."
And the smoked chichen there ain't that bad either.
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MOVIE NOTES: The newly released 1976 movie trailer for MR KLEIN features a prophetic A-lister ensemble cast by; Jimmy Fallon, Robert DeNiro, Sasha Baron, Brad Pitt; and of course at core yours truly in spirit.
Bit played by that Edmonds AMTRAK train station look alike Jim Carrey limo driver.
"PAGING DR. FREUD!.." AP:2
Saturday, October 12, 2019
MY SECRET PET ROCK HAPPENING
The new HARD ROCK pancaked after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was in town because WILD AT HEART is a true movie prophecy.
Talk about THE BIG N.O. when it comes to overthrowing America's democratically reelected President in 2020.
Ergo, those two silver dollars in the above David Lynch film were representative of a casino slot machine at some TRUMP CASINO winners party in 2020 Las Vegas.
Oh well, sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
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PS JENNIE: Every angel has a few broken feathers; welcome to the club.
Talk about THE BIG N.O. when it comes to overthrowing America's democratically reelected President in 2020.
Ergo, those two silver dollars in the above David Lynch film were representative of a casino slot machine at some TRUMP CASINO winners party in 2020 Las Vegas.
Oh well, sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
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PS JENNIE: Every angel has a few broken feathers; welcome to the club.
ALL IT TAKES IS 1 LITTLE SPARK
My antihero hot dogger in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy claims that I AM will be the secret spark of eternal life in the last days.
Spoken in the above 1976 film's secret blood letting temple chamber physical tranny scenes.
"Behold, all he that [kendall] a fire, that compass yourselves about with sparks: walk in the light of your fire, and in the [impeachment] sparks that ye have kindled. This shall ye have of my hand; ye shall lie down in sorrow." ISAIAH 50:11
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PS JANE: "...they all shall wax old as a garment; the moth shall eat them up." ISAIAH 50:9.
COAST TO COAST NOTES: Very much looking forward to Thursday's big midnight debate between Judah and Ephraim; happening during SUCKOT no less.
PS BRUCE: LA Police Chief Michel Moore says that the new explosive wildfires were caused by sparking 666 power lines.
I would just add that it all started on Thursday night in the same area where the Blands bought that old converted restaurant mansion in their little low budget EATING ROAUL dog food prophecy.
See both of the YORGA vampire trailers that happened during Andy Warhol's low budget art film period.
Spoken in the above 1976 film's secret blood letting temple chamber physical tranny scenes.
"Behold, all he that [kendall] a fire, that compass yourselves about with sparks: walk in the light of your fire, and in the [impeachment] sparks that ye have kindled. This shall ye have of my hand; ye shall lie down in sorrow." ISAIAH 50:11
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PS JANE: "...they all shall wax old as a garment; the moth shall eat them up." ISAIAH 50:9.
COAST TO COAST NOTES: Very much looking forward to Thursday's big midnight debate between Judah and Ephraim; happening during SUCKOT no less.
PS BRUCE: LA Police Chief Michel Moore says that the new explosive wildfires were caused by sparking 666 power lines.
I would just add that it all started on Thursday night in the same area where the Blands bought that old converted restaurant mansion in their little low budget EATING ROAUL dog food prophecy.
See both of the YORGA vampire trailers that happened during Andy Warhol's low budget art film period.
Friday, October 11, 2019
2+1=3÷42
Do the math yourself.
Anyway you figure it, the FLYING W MTN. never Trumper monument is right over there next to the TRES HERMANAS MTNS. in Luna County, USA.
But it gets worse.
Right east of that shit is the FLORIDA MTNS. range above Rt.11.
Bare in mind, all of this desolate region looks like the barren surface of Mars.
For example, a little place called Animas is right there on Rt.9 along the Continental Divide in the boot heel.
Which stands for the animas that Judah has for Ephraim in ISAIAH 11:11:11... yada yada.
Coming down from the BLACK RANGE below Diamond Peak, [read leak] north of Silver City and Kingston, NM.
The whole she bang being west of Truth or Consequences and Elephant Butte.
"Russian interference in our elections is less than a knat on an elephant's behind." Barack Obama, 2015.
"I could work with either Clinton or Trump, but I would prefer Clinton." Putin press conference, Moscow, August, 2016.
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Anyway you figure it, the FLYING W MTN. never Trumper monument is right over there next to the TRES HERMANAS MTNS. in Luna County, USA.
But it gets worse.
Right east of that shit is the FLORIDA MTNS. range above Rt.11.
Bare in mind, all of this desolate region looks like the barren surface of Mars.
For example, a little place called Animas is right there on Rt.9 along the Continental Divide in the boot heel.
Which stands for the animas that Judah has for Ephraim in ISAIAH 11:11:11... yada yada.
Coming down from the BLACK RANGE below Diamond Peak, [read leak] north of Silver City and Kingston, NM.
The whole she bang being west of Truth or Consequences and Elephant Butte.
"Russian interference in our elections is less than a knat on an elephant's behind." Barack Obama, 2015.
"I could work with either Clinton or Trump, but I would prefer Clinton." Putin press conference, Moscow, August, 2016.
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GOING STRAIGHT TO NO.1 AFTER A GREAT NO.2
Those two earthquakes west of New Mexico's 42 months boot heel road map location were about Elizabeth Warren's dark skinned Indians going to war against the great forked tongue white man in Cochise County, Arizona.
As just confirmed by Adam Shiff refusing to visit America's hordes of Reagan Democrat type FDR era retirees who will love America until their last dying breath.
See every politically incorrect 1950s western that Reagan ever starred in; and his 1960s television commericals too.
Better watch your back you commie Jew fuck.
Those old fuckers still living down around Miami still know how to vote, and vote often.
Any many of them are still hung up on the conspiracy theory about the comming antichrist egomaniac in DANIEL 9 being half Jewish.
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RED STATE NOTES: That I/ran tanker was hit by those two missiles of Judah and Ephraim in the Red Sea right after g-d's BRANCH DAVIDIAN red state rally on the north end of the day 1290 Miss/iss/ippi River in the twin cities.
Who played that PURPLE RAIN swan song by the little dark skinned prince in DANIEL 7-12.
PS DUSTIN HOFFMANN: Last night I dreamed that a little brown weiner dog was chasing after little brown virgin rabbits.
And they were liking it.
PS KH: The day after I had a really wonderful romantic dream about you, I received a 1978 money penny in change; and the next day too; and the next day after that, and the next day...
Sometimes they were those 5 pence hook nose LAmanite Jew nickels , or 10 pence FDR era dimes, or even a two bit worn down quarter; same thing, same meaning.
As just confirmed by Adam Shiff refusing to visit America's hordes of Reagan Democrat type FDR era retirees who will love America until their last dying breath.
See every politically incorrect 1950s western that Reagan ever starred in; and his 1960s television commericals too.
Better watch your back you commie Jew fuck.
Those old fuckers still living down around Miami still know how to vote, and vote often.
Any many of them are still hung up on the conspiracy theory about the comming antichrist egomaniac in DANIEL 9 being half Jewish.
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RED STATE NOTES: That I/ran tanker was hit by those two missiles of Judah and Ephraim in the Red Sea right after g-d's BRANCH DAVIDIAN red state rally on the north end of the day 1290 Miss/iss/ippi River in the twin cities.
Who played that PURPLE RAIN swan song by the little dark skinned prince in DANIEL 7-12.
PS DUSTIN HOFFMANN: Last night I dreamed that a little brown weiner dog was chasing after little brown virgin rabbits.
And they were liking it.
PS KH: The day after I had a really wonderful romantic dream about you, I received a 1978 money penny in change; and the next day too; and the next day after that, and the next day...
Sometimes they were those 5 pence hook nose LAmanite Jew nickels , or 10 pence FDR era dimes, or even a two bit worn down quarter; same thing, same meaning.
Thursday, October 10, 2019
MY NO.1 TWINS
"TWINS Basil!!" AP: III
Those twin 3+ earthquakes south of THE MEXICAN border wall, over from Douglas, Arizona, were confirmation of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's 2020 reelection rally in the twin cities of Judah and Ephraim in FARGO meets BURN AFTER READING, the latest secret telephone call transcript.
Oh yeah, this time it's CIVIL WAR: 2.
I could never make a [Scandinavian] movie as great as "THE SEVENTH SEAL..." Woody Allen, 1984
"They do know how to make a great fuck film..." Will Ferrell in SEMI PRO, a.k.a. Bush 2 on SNL, etc.
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PS A. BALDWIN: The French cast STATUE OF LIBERTY stands for republicanism, not socialism.
And you yourself will grow to understand this better after going bald from the same kind of freak mutation atomic bomb radiation fallout [cancer eradication cure] like in some inspired low budget 1950s SI-FI horror movie prophecy.
"You should die of cancer!" Says the old grey lady to Jerry Lewis in THE KING OF COMEDY
Those twin 3+ earthquakes south of THE MEXICAN border wall, over from Douglas, Arizona, were confirmation of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's 2020 reelection rally in the twin cities of Judah and Ephraim in FARGO meets BURN AFTER READING, the latest secret telephone call transcript.
Oh yeah, this time it's CIVIL WAR: 2.
I could never make a [Scandinavian] movie as great as "THE SEVENTH SEAL..." Woody Allen, 1984
"They do know how to make a great fuck film..." Will Ferrell in SEMI PRO, a.k.a. Bush 2 on SNL, etc.
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PS A. BALDWIN: The French cast STATUE OF LIBERTY stands for republicanism, not socialism.
And you yourself will grow to understand this better after going bald from the same kind of freak mutation atomic bomb radiation fallout [cancer eradication cure] like in some inspired low budget 1950s SI-FI horror movie prophecy.
"You should die of cancer!" Says the old grey lady to Jerry Lewis in THE KING OF COMEDY
MY SECRET UNDERWEAR
After some deep state antidisestablishmentianism spy leaked pix of my secret white cut-off clown socks; VANITY FAIR splashed the same top cut look on their reprise of Jennifer Aniston's pages 331 to 339 pictorial going back to 2005.
Just in time for Miley Cyrus' new temple initiation garment pictures on INSTAGRAM.
GO WHITE SOCKS!!
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PS JB: The dude does look quite fuckable in his full length tighties; wrong color of course.
Whereas, "I like a little more support down there..." Glenn Beck, LEPRECHAUN 3.
"Wash him off and bring him over to me." Julia Roberts on the set of THE MEXICAN.
PS MEL: The latest new Green Deal Pope represents your own private crazy Catholic green period, going way back to 1993 to 1996.
When you were driving around Malibu in a SMART WATER CAR, contrary to what it says in ISAIAH 50.
Just look what happened to Sterling David and his free water energy conspiracy theories.
And I say this as an older guy who also likes the younger underaged virgin 23 year-old girls too, Biblically speaking.
PS BRUCE: E.3, S.3 features my astonishing born again [career] look alike white German nazi [58ish] antihero in ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN meets ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA.
Talk about making two PG rated HAMMER FILM rip offs for the price of going straight to no.1.
You writing, producing, and directing, me starring; cash on the barrel up front Italian style, of course of course.
Just an idea; try to make me look like a more hip and with it Anthony Hopkins; rather than some old school square like Christofer Lee in my 1/2 angle close up shots.
Think Gregory Peck meets Laurence Olivier in LAWENCE OF ARABIA.
Talk about having a messianic complex.
Just in time for Miley Cyrus' new temple initiation garment pictures on INSTAGRAM.
GO WHITE SOCKS!!
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PS JB: The dude does look quite fuckable in his full length tighties; wrong color of course.
Whereas, "I like a little more support down there..." Glenn Beck, LEPRECHAUN 3.
"Wash him off and bring him over to me." Julia Roberts on the set of THE MEXICAN.
PS MEL: The latest new Green Deal Pope represents your own private crazy Catholic green period, going way back to 1993 to 1996.
When you were driving around Malibu in a SMART WATER CAR, contrary to what it says in ISAIAH 50.
Just look what happened to Sterling David and his free water energy conspiracy theories.
And I say this as an older guy who also likes the younger underaged virgin 23 year-old girls too, Biblically speaking.
PS BRUCE: E.3, S.3 features my astonishing born again [career] look alike white German nazi [58ish] antihero in ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN meets ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA.
Talk about making two PG rated HAMMER FILM rip offs for the price of going straight to no.1.
You writing, producing, and directing, me starring; cash on the barrel up front Italian style, of course of course.
Just an idea; try to make me look like a more hip and with it Anthony Hopkins; rather than some old school square like Christofer Lee in my 1/2 angle close up shots.
Think Gregory Peck meets Laurence Olivier in LAWENCE OF ARABIA.
Talk about having a messianic complex.
Wednesday, October 9, 2019
HIS NO.1 SECRET CINEMA STORY
The completely Jewish made up WAG THE DOG miracle was about God drudging up a fake war on DRUDGE in order to protect his Jewish BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant from the dark skinned forces of satan in REVALATION 2019.
Talk about necessary collateral damage when it comes to absolutely having to kill every mother fucker in the house with a mail order Russian AK-47 in PULP FICTION meets JACKIE BROWN.
And the rest is cinematic his story.
Artistically speaking.
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PS SANDY: Your fascination with the CINEMA PARADISO prophecy was about when you would be pulling up stakes and moving on up to funky town in 2020.
See every accidendal video ever put out by RICK STEVES EUROPE about Italy's romantic southern Italian boot country.
Unlike the NYT er all, I don't make this shit up.
Talk about necessary collateral damage when it comes to absolutely having to kill every mother fucker in the house with a mail order Russian AK-47 in PULP FICTION meets JACKIE BROWN.
And the rest is cinematic his story.
Artistically speaking.
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PS SANDY: Your fascination with the CINEMA PARADISO prophecy was about when you would be pulling up stakes and moving on up to funky town in 2020.
See every accidendal video ever put out by RICK STEVES EUROPE about Italy's romantic southern Italian boot country.
Unlike the NYT er all, I don't make this shit up.
CUTTING TO THE CHASE
PRESIDENT NO.1 was secretly inspired by the bad guys getting cut off at the pass in E.2, S.3.
That stands in for the Hwy.410 White Pass area where they shot CHASED in just weeks for under 70k.
Coming in on time and under budget to boot.
Meanwhile, wonder what ever happened to that SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT movie they made starring James Franco off of Hwy.410 along the White River?
Entitled MY OWN PRIVATE RIVER.
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That stands in for the Hwy.410 White Pass area where they shot CHASED in just weeks for under 70k.
Coming in on time and under budget to boot.
Meanwhile, wonder what ever happened to that SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT movie they made starring James Franco off of Hwy.410 along the White River?
Entitled MY OWN PRIVATE RIVER.
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Tuesday, October 8, 2019
THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST
The 1st cut off in the 70 weeks scenario in DANIEL 9 just happened on the eve of THE DAY OF ATONMENT, 19.
Counting down backwards to the Republican convention nomination of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in August of 16.
In confirmation of the two words "cut off" always having something to do with a war in the BIBLE; or the start of a war somewhere; this time in Syria, of course of course.
"Maybe, we'll see..." THE APPRENTICE.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Last week Michael told me that Hillary Clinton is still the "ring leader" slash talent agent and Hollywood manager of the abominazione della desecration in MARCO 13:14.
Actually, if you watch the movie trailer for Mel Brooks' THE PRODUCERS prophecy, the spring time timing for the upcoming 2020 election season is not as crazy as it seems.
Counting down backwards to the Republican convention nomination of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in August of 16.
In confirmation of the two words "cut off" always having something to do with a war in the BIBLE; or the start of a war somewhere; this time in Syria, of course of course.
"Maybe, we'll see..." THE APPRENTICE.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Last week Michael told me that Hillary Clinton is still the "ring leader" slash talent agent and Hollywood manager of the abominazione della desecration in MARCO 13:14.
Actually, if you watch the movie trailer for Mel Brooks' THE PRODUCERS prophecy, the spring time timing for the upcoming 2020 election season is not as crazy as it seems.
MY SECRET NO ONE
"No one can stop me now, not even Austin Powers." AP:III
[Read Judge Oprah Win/frey.]
In Providential confirmation of the CHASED premier in Seattle on Hillary Clinton's upcoming birthday that stands for the above CHINATOWN sequel movie theater.
Hello AP:4
Which will feature a cast of nobodies directed by some nobody from BYU film school.
Hello NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: 2, The Prophecy.
Better hurry, the joint is already half sold out.
No scalper rules or regulations either, to my best of knowlege.
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PS MEL: Paul Allen bought up all Malibu's best beach front properties because he knew that "Something bad is happening..." along MULHOLLAND DRIVE, 2000.
And that's a good thing.
Think LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE meets KISS'N COUSINS.
Particularly the scene where King Elvis beats the crap out of those union bullies and thugs at the LA TIMES.
[Read Judge Oprah Win/frey.]
In Providential confirmation of the CHASED premier in Seattle on Hillary Clinton's upcoming birthday that stands for the above CHINATOWN sequel movie theater.
Hello AP:4
Which will feature a cast of nobodies directed by some nobody from BYU film school.
Hello NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: 2, The Prophecy.
Better hurry, the joint is already half sold out.
No scalper rules or regulations either, to my best of knowlege.
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PS MEL: Paul Allen bought up all Malibu's best beach front properties because he knew that "Something bad is happening..." along MULHOLLAND DRIVE, 2000.
And that's a good thing.
Think LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE meets KISS'N COUSINS.
Particularly the scene where King Elvis beats the crap out of those union bullies and thugs at the LA TIMES.
Monday, October 7, 2019
BE YE THEREFORE 1
The entire idea of Jesus being so politically divisive in MATTHEW 10 has to do with Edmonds not allowing any filthy dirty homeless people to sleep on their sidewalls and in their streets; nor in their beautifully groomed public parks.
Whereas, in the 2bc.info KINGDOM OF GOD, any of the teenager sons of Israel who refuse to get a job, and stop taking drugs, will be stoned to death in the public square.
Same thing goes for any man who sleeps with another man like a woman.
"I don't care what people do in the privacy of their own bedroom." Bud Harkom meets Peter Relf.
Close, but no cigar.
And I say this as a moderate libertarian anarchist with white nationalist antichristian tendencies who believes that the Jews are the superior white race.
Duhh...
Therefore, "Everybody must get stoned..."
Because, "He makes love just like a woman." Bob Dylan.
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Whereas, in the 2bc.info KINGDOM OF GOD, any of the teenager sons of Israel who refuse to get a job, and stop taking drugs, will be stoned to death in the public square.
Same thing goes for any man who sleeps with another man like a woman.
"I don't care what people do in the privacy of their own bedroom." Bud Harkom meets Peter Relf.
Close, but no cigar.
And I say this as a moderate libertarian anarchist with white nationalist antichristian tendencies who believes that the Jews are the superior white race.
Duhh...
Therefore, "Everybody must get stoned..."
Because, "He makes love just like a woman." Bob Dylan.
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IL MIO NUMERO UNO SEGRETO
After Elizabeth Warren's fake Hollywood Indians are holding the two white witnesses hostage, Uncle Martian declares, "This is no time for a question and answer period." of impeachment.
So he dons the famous African mask of the abomination of desolation' fake birth certificate in MARK 13:14; in order to summon up the war god's "delusionary delusions" in the mind of Nancy Pelosi er all; in order to pit the bad guys against each other.
Ergo, "It is by the wicked LAmanites that the wicked Nephites are punished."
"Yeah, I wrote that..." Dr Evil, AP:II.
Think BLAZING SADDLES meets HIGH ANXIETY.
"Fuck you very much." KING OF NEW YORK, a.k.a. Frank White.
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PS COLLIN POWELL: "I never killed anybody who didn't deserve it." Sad/dam Hussein quoting Adolf Hitler.
"I'm sorry Spokane, but I did it for your own good." Jesus Christ, speaking prophetically, way back in 1999.
God chases those whom he loves.
"He's chasing me!" Barbara Hershey in SPLITTING HEIRS meets KING RAPLH.
Not sure yet which one comes first.
Time will tell.
So he dons the famous African mask of the abomination of desolation' fake birth certificate in MARK 13:14; in order to summon up the war god's "delusionary delusions" in the mind of Nancy Pelosi er all; in order to pit the bad guys against each other.
Ergo, "It is by the wicked LAmanites that the wicked Nephites are punished."
"Yeah, I wrote that..." Dr Evil, AP:II.
Think BLAZING SADDLES meets HIGH ANXIETY.
"Fuck you very much." KING OF NEW YORK, a.k.a. Frank White.
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PS COLLIN POWELL: "I never killed anybody who didn't deserve it." Sad/dam Hussein quoting Adolf Hitler.
"I'm sorry Spokane, but I did it for your own good." Jesus Christ, speaking prophetically, way back in 1999.
God chases those whom he loves.
"He's chasing me!" Barbara Hershey in SPLITTING HEIRS meets KING RAPLH.
Not sure yet which one comes first.
Time will tell.
Sunday, October 6, 2019
RIDING ON MY NO.1 FREEWAY TO LOVE ISRAEL
Three of my top secret no.1 friends just posted their threeway joke picture on INSTANGRAM because they are about to get out of funky town LA and move on up to God's new sanctuary city of free love, a.k.a. Malibu, circa 1964.
Rhymes with OMBU doesn't it.
Plus, most the small town's 1950s and 1960s 2x4 wood construction homes look exactly like the ones up in Ed Town, Washington.
Plus, most the small town's 1950s and 1960s 2x4 wood construction homes look exactly like the ones up in Ed Town, Washington.
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PS MR BRENNAN: Crazy like a fox, to you.
PS RICK STEVES: You should have known that after SIDEWAYS came out on video that you were beat, hands down, fair and square.
And it had nothing to do with the Russians.
And it had everything to do with the Jews.
Think CHARIOTS OF FIRE meets AN INCONVENIANT TRUTH.
"HE'S DOWN FOR THE [1260] COUNT!!" RAMBO, 1976, Phillidelphia, PA.
PS KIT WINN: Edmond's small late 50s, early 60s mod home painted in limestone green, located nextdoor to the "GET YOUR BODY BACK' gym in BURN AFTER READING, is what I AM is talking about baby.
PS RICK STEVES: You should have known that after SIDEWAYS came out on video that you were beat, hands down, fair and square.
And it had nothing to do with the Russians.
And it had everything to do with the Jews.
Think CHARIOTS OF FIRE meets AN INCONVENIANT TRUTH.
"HE'S DOWN FOR THE [1260] COUNT!!" RAMBO, 1976, Phillidelphia, PA.
PS KIT WINN: Edmond's small late 50s, early 60s mod home painted in limestone green, located nextdoor to the "GET YOUR BODY BACK' gym in BURN AFTER READING, is what I AM is talking about baby.
NO.1 WITH A FUCK YOU
"Trump is always on offence..." RUSH
They play the triumphant trumpets when the white calvery come to the rescue of the white mormon pioneers in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN family tv show.
"And I don't care who knows it." AUSTIN POWERS: 3
Especially that atomic bomb explosion that clears the McLeods' cloudy minds at the end of the second one in S.3.
Where Mrs Brown's house is located in the HANDCOCK PARK area of LA that stands for John Handcock's bold and brave signature on the U.S. CONSTITUTION.
Oh yeah, "Thy [mormon] sons have fainted save these two." 2 NEPHI 8.
"You left me just when I needed you most." goes the old 1979ish pop song on soft rock radio.
"They don't want to disrupt their tranquility." Jesus Fucking Christ himself at www.2bc.info
"FESTIVAS for the rest of us!" SEINFELD, Queens, NY, circa 1993-1996.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Make that 4 will-call window tickets for my $100 check written on my former 666 CHASE MANHATTAN BANK debit account in the 666 US MAIL.
Gonna need a couple of beefy lesbian bodyguard limo drivers with me on this one.
Just like in that family values HANNAH MONTANA movie called SOME KIND OF WONDERFULL.
Still have not decided to go with that whole demure classic 1959 green JAGUAR limo thing.
Or maybe just pull up to the curb in a flash in a my new repaired silver 1967 ALFA space craft convertible from ALFA ROMEO TACOMA; sporting two hot 2+2 convertible girls who love to suck me off and fuck me at the same time.
"I'm in this business because I like money, and I like sex." Billie Piper, on SHOWTIME
They play the triumphant trumpets when the white calvery come to the rescue of the white mormon pioneers in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN family tv show.
"And I don't care who knows it." AUSTIN POWERS: 3
Especially that atomic bomb explosion that clears the McLeods' cloudy minds at the end of the second one in S.3.
Where Mrs Brown's house is located in the HANDCOCK PARK area of LA that stands for John Handcock's bold and brave signature on the U.S. CONSTITUTION.
Oh yeah, "Thy [mormon] sons have fainted save these two." 2 NEPHI 8.
"You left me just when I needed you most." goes the old 1979ish pop song on soft rock radio.
"They don't want to disrupt their tranquility." Jesus Fucking Christ himself at www.2bc.info
"FESTIVAS for the rest of us!" SEINFELD, Queens, NY, circa 1993-1996.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Make that 4 will-call window tickets for my $100 check written on my former 666 CHASE MANHATTAN BANK debit account in the 666 US MAIL.
Gonna need a couple of beefy lesbian bodyguard limo drivers with me on this one.
Just like in that family values HANNAH MONTANA movie called SOME KIND OF WONDERFULL.
Still have not decided to go with that whole demure classic 1959 green JAGUAR limo thing.
Or maybe just pull up to the curb in a flash in a my new repaired silver 1967 ALFA space craft convertible from ALFA ROMEO TACOMA; sporting two hot 2+2 convertible girls who love to suck me off and fuck me at the same time.
"I'm in this business because I like money, and I like sex." Billie Piper, on SHOWTIME
Saturday, October 5, 2019
MY SECRET NO.1 SANCTUARY CITY QUOTATIONS
The time will soon come when my many no.1 wives from foreign counties will be able to fly in and out of PAINE FIELD on my own private G6 with no politically correct hassles.
Not to mention North Carolina and Kansas City meets Provo, Utah.
"We don't need no stick'n papers" THE MEXICAN
"OUCH!! That hurts baby." AP:4
Oh yeah, "I'm fly like a G6..." SMART WATER
"They call me mellow yellow... That's right slick." DONOVAN
"People are strange, when you're a stranger." THE DOORS, circa ISAIAH 22:22.
"OK. That's enough... " Elizabeth Hurley.
"Quote the [black] raven nevermore..." Edger Allen Poe.
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PS CARREY: Some old strange lady in her late 80s suggested that we just clear everything out at ZINC and start all over with a big consignment blow out showing of your orange period paintings.
Works for me.
Not to mention North Carolina and Kansas City meets Provo, Utah.
"We don't need no stick'n papers" THE MEXICAN
"OUCH!! That hurts baby." AP:4
Oh yeah, "I'm fly like a G6..." SMART WATER
"They call me mellow yellow... That's right slick." DONOVAN
"People are strange, when you're a stranger." THE DOORS, circa ISAIAH 22:22.
"OK. That's enough... " Elizabeth Hurley.
"Quote the [black] raven nevermore..." Edger Allen Poe.
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PS CARREY: Some old strange lady in her late 80s suggested that we just clear everything out at ZINC and start all over with a big consignment blow out showing of your orange period paintings.
Works for me.
MY SECRET NO.1 INDIAN BRIDE
Elizabeth Warren's savage Indians go to war with the rightious white dudes in 2020, most of whom are white actors wearing fake Indian makeup in the sequel.
It being the second term sequel where the white calvery come to the rescue of the white pioneers riding on their medicine wheel wagons along the mormon trail.
And the foolish Mr Brennan with a sterling silver star of David in his leather football chest, is still trying to tackle the very white guys who are trying to save him.
Which eventually ends with the two white guys making an extra place at the DC 58 feast's table for the 3rd red horse man in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Flash forward to the pale face of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP carved in white granite stone at MOUNT RUSHMOR.
Who is now facing off today's [hole in the border wall] gang led by CRAZY HORSE to the west by southwest.
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DATE NOTES: Today is 10.5; see ya baby on the flip side.
LOCATION NOTES: I already knew that the 1979 Scandinavian video disco prophecy called FUNKY TOWN was about my first three wives moving on up to Edmonds, Washington.
However I did not remember that the lead singer was my ex wife [Princess Diana] look alike from Epinal, France; located just outside of Nancy.
Maybe because I never even knew it in the first place ???
Time will tell.
It being the second term sequel where the white calvery come to the rescue of the white pioneers riding on their medicine wheel wagons along the mormon trail.
And the foolish Mr Brennan with a sterling silver star of David in his leather football chest, is still trying to tackle the very white guys who are trying to save him.
Which eventually ends with the two white guys making an extra place at the DC 58 feast's table for the 3rd red horse man in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Flash forward to the pale face of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP carved in white granite stone at MOUNT RUSHMOR.
Who is now facing off today's [hole in the border wall] gang led by CRAZY HORSE to the west by southwest.
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DATE NOTES: Today is 10.5; see ya baby on the flip side.
LOCATION NOTES: I already knew that the 1979 Scandinavian video disco prophecy called FUNKY TOWN was about my first three wives moving on up to Edmonds, Washington.
However I did not remember that the lead singer was my ex wife [Princess Diana] look alike from Epinal, France; located just outside of Nancy.
Maybe because I never even knew it in the first place ???
Time will tell.
Friday, October 4, 2019
MY SECRET NO.1 BENCH DOWN IN THE VILLAGE
THE VILLAGE VOICE had to die in order to hand the keys over to the less political psycho urban weekly in Seattle called THE STRANGER.
Talk about Jesus coming as a thief in the night.
Ergo, I too had to move DRUDGE down the memorial bench a few seats because the hour is late, and it's past time to stop fooling around.
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PS BRUCE: I will be getting a P.O. BOX number down in the village that is large enough to handle hard copy screenplays, 100 page legal Hollywood contracts, and all of those big checks coming in via certified legal size envelopes that require my signature in person at the counter.
Talk about Jesus coming as a thief in the night.
Ergo, I too had to move DRUDGE down the memorial bench a few seats because the hour is late, and it's past time to stop fooling around.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSPAPER
PS BRUCE: I will be getting a P.O. BOX number down in the village that is large enough to handle hard copy screenplays, 100 page legal Hollywood contracts, and all of those big checks coming in via certified legal size envelopes that require my signature in person at the counter.
THE SECRET SEQUEL TO THE NO.1 EPISODE IN S.3
E.1, S.3 ends with Jennifer Aniston wondering if she is ever going to have a family and grandchildren.
"TO BE CONTINUED" in the spirit of the historic family owned Edmonds movie serials theater established in 1924.
Meanwhile, the bloody riots in the season's 1st one are a prelude to the same two thing things in CASINO ROYALE.
Whereas, there is no way Jose that the two witnesses scenario can play out if there is not a temporary breakdown in law and order during the 70 weeks scenario in DANIEL 9.
All of which started in this one when the talking Mr Ed horse tipped off Uncle Donald as to the whereabouts of Mrs Brown in 2020.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." says crazy uncle Greg.
To be continued, of course of course.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: The double tall "red eye" vodka BLOODY MARIES at the above expatriot bar nextdoor to no.415 are to die for.
Talk about "two and I'm through..."
PS MR PRESIDENT: Every afternoon at 5, President Reagan had the CASA BLANCA chef/barista serve him a tall gin and tonic in the Lincoln Room.
"Of all the gin joints in the world..." Hompy Bogart, Edmonds Theater, husband of Lauren Bacall, back in about 1951; thereabouts.
PS BRUCE TROXEL: I ran out of legal 8x11 size envelopes on Thursday.
So you might not get my box office [two will-call tickets] $50 check from CHASE until YOM KIPPUR, a.k.a JUDGEMENT DAY.
That is until I get a chance to drop into THE DOLLAR STORE next door to TRADER JOES today or Saturday; seroiusly, not joking this time.
The check is in the mail.
"No... Really..." JOKER
"TO BE CONTINUED" in the spirit of the historic family owned Edmonds movie serials theater established in 1924.
Meanwhile, the bloody riots in the season's 1st one are a prelude to the same two thing things in CASINO ROYALE.
Whereas, there is no way Jose that the two witnesses scenario can play out if there is not a temporary breakdown in law and order during the 70 weeks scenario in DANIEL 9.
All of which started in this one when the talking Mr Ed horse tipped off Uncle Donald as to the whereabouts of Mrs Brown in 2020.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." says crazy uncle Greg.
To be continued, of course of course.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: The double tall "red eye" vodka BLOODY MARIES at the above expatriot bar nextdoor to no.415 are to die for.
Talk about "two and I'm through..."
PS MR PRESIDENT: Every afternoon at 5, President Reagan had the CASA BLANCA chef/barista serve him a tall gin and tonic in the Lincoln Room.
"Of all the gin joints in the world..." Hompy Bogart, Edmonds Theater, husband of Lauren Bacall, back in about 1951; thereabouts.
PS BRUCE TROXEL: I ran out of legal 8x11 size envelopes on Thursday.
So you might not get my box office [two will-call tickets] $50 check from CHASE until YOM KIPPUR, a.k.a JUDGEMENT DAY.
That is until I get a chance to drop into THE DOLLAR STORE next door to TRADER JOES today or Saturday; seroiusly, not joking this time.
The check is in the mail.
"No... Really..." JOKER
Thursday, October 3, 2019
GOING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF NO.1
The new audio of Hollywood's no.1 actor going crazy on his vice president of production is what I AM is talking about in the here and now.
Never forget that JOKER is a direct Robert DiNero rip off of THE KING OF COMEY meets TAXI DRIVER meets AFTER HOURS; in all due respect.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Never forget that JOKER is a direct Robert DiNero rip off of THE KING OF COMEY meets TAXI DRIVER meets AFTER HOURS; in all due respect.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
MY LAST SECRET NO.1 VIRGIN IN PARIS
Those 5 little virgin earthquakes in the Missouri boot heel on ROSH HASHANAH happened near Marston as publicity for E.1, S.3 taking place on the day 1290 Mississippi River [Pheonix].
Whereas practically every other episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN has something to do with the 42 months boot tread prophecy in REV.11:11:11... AM/PM.
"There's a lot of tarheals up in Darrington." George McLeod, 1969.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
TWO MONTHS NOTICE: About two months from now is Woody Allen's last 42 months prophecy birthday.
PS JIM CARREY: What? Still nothing?
How about we call your 42 months period happening at ZINC "Carrey's Orange Period" ???
"I'm just trying to get with it here man!" THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
Whereas practically every other episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN has something to do with the 42 months boot tread prophecy in REV.11:11:11... AM/PM.
"There's a lot of tarheals up in Darrington." George McLeod, 1969.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
TWO MONTHS NOTICE: About two months from now is Woody Allen's last 42 months prophecy birthday.
PS JIM CARREY: What? Still nothing?
How about we call your 42 months period happening at ZINC "Carrey's Orange Period" ???
"I'm just trying to get with it here man!" THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
Wednesday, October 2, 2019
WHY THE SECRET NYT PAPER IS NO LONGER NO.1
The MARK 13:14 winter season movie trailer for FARGO is why the northern [loon] state will go blood red in 2020.
Which was just confirmed by the remarks of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP at Wednesday's Scandinavian president presser.
You betcha, blood is thicker than water.
See the prophetic trailer for THERE WILL BE BLOOD if you're still to stupid get it.
Think BLOOD SIMPLE meets BLOOD DIAMOND.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JIM CARREY: Looks like Edmonds' orange ZINC show room is now already available for special commissioned showings.
Just in time for this holliday gifting season.
What I would do is display a few of your political pieces among the majority of your other own private Idaho art works.
Just to spice things up and create enough publicity to bring in the buyers with big money.
Rest assured, I'll have my people at THE STRANGER do a big front page splash on it.
PS ETHAN COEN: Relax. I now have the money to pay you to make it for me in my place.
Plus, I would never have the time anyway to write, direct, and produce something like SON OF LEBOWSKI, meets BARTON FINK: TWO.
Anyway, BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF meets JOKER is more down my ally, at half the price.
"Always follow your heart." Oprah Winfrey, 1986.
Which was just confirmed by the remarks of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP at Wednesday's Scandinavian president presser.
You betcha, blood is thicker than water.
See the prophetic trailer for THERE WILL BE BLOOD if you're still to stupid get it.
Think BLOOD SIMPLE meets BLOOD DIAMOND.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JIM CARREY: Looks like Edmonds' orange ZINC show room is now already available for special commissioned showings.
Just in time for this holliday gifting season.
What I would do is display a few of your political pieces among the majority of your other own private Idaho art works.
Just to spice things up and create enough publicity to bring in the buyers with big money.
Rest assured, I'll have my people at THE STRANGER do a big front page splash on it.
PS ETHAN COEN: Relax. I now have the money to pay you to make it for me in my place.
Plus, I would never have the time anyway to write, direct, and produce something like SON OF LEBOWSKI, meets BARTON FINK: TWO.
Anyway, BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF meets JOKER is more down my ally, at half the price.
"Always follow your heart." Oprah Winfrey, 1986.
MY SECRET NO.1 SHOT AT IT
The REVELATION 17 boss lady takes lots of shots at Uncle Martian at the TWITTER shooting gallery but never can hit him.
Because after every shot at the birdie, he just pops up for another TWITTER birdie.
So I watched it again and let the YOUTUBE series go directly to the no.1 episode of S.3.
Well suck my dick Jesus.
S.3 was shot in full living color. In order that we could recognize Uncle Martian's new blond look for the future's reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
"You got the look in my book..." PRINCE
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE: You should be getting my symbolic $50 hard copy check for Larry Johnson [two tickets will call] from CHASE in the US MAIL by this Friday's JOKER premier.
Whereas I'm gonna need 50 big ones up front from the other Bruce before we can commit to SON OF LEWBOWSKI and THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
Most of it going straight to Brad Pitt and Leo Wilhelm DiCaprio in the first place.
"Money talks, bullshit walks." Dr.Evil, AP:4
PS JIM CARREY: That small space with a big sidewalk picture window is where you will be debuting your 42 MONTHS PERIOD paintings.
It located directly across the street from the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS offices.
Don't laugh, more [Russian] folks have the kind of vanity play money to show off and burn on a whim in Edmonds, Washington than they do in all of Toronto, Canada.
If you get my drift.
You might as well be painting or sketching something while you're doing nothing anyway.
Paraphrasing NAPOLEON DYNOMITE: TWO.
Because after every shot at the birdie, he just pops up for another TWITTER birdie.
So I watched it again and let the YOUTUBE series go directly to the no.1 episode of S.3.
Well suck my dick Jesus.
S.3 was shot in full living color. In order that we could recognize Uncle Martian's new blond look for the future's reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
"You got the look in my book..." PRINCE
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE: You should be getting my symbolic $50 hard copy check for Larry Johnson [two tickets will call] from CHASE in the US MAIL by this Friday's JOKER premier.
Whereas I'm gonna need 50 big ones up front from the other Bruce before we can commit to SON OF LEWBOWSKI and THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
Most of it going straight to Brad Pitt and Leo Wilhelm DiCaprio in the first place.
"Money talks, bullshit walks." Dr.Evil, AP:4
PS JIM CARREY: That small space with a big sidewalk picture window is where you will be debuting your 42 MONTHS PERIOD paintings.
It located directly across the street from the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS offices.
Don't laugh, more [Russian] folks have the kind of vanity play money to show off and burn on a whim in Edmonds, Washington than they do in all of Toronto, Canada.
If you get my drift.
You might as well be painting or sketching something while you're doing nothing anyway.
Paraphrasing NAPOLEON DYNOMITE: TWO.
Tuesday, October 1, 2019
MY SECRET LOVE POTION NO.1
There has to be a latter day prophecy reason why Rush is no.1 on radio, and FOX is no.1 on cable, and Taylor Swift is still no.1 on the top 20 hard copy pop charts.
Not to mention that her song bird look alike on tumblr.com is the most down loaded porno in the world.
Oh yeah, "I get by with a little help from my friends..."
And also quite a few of my antihero friendenemies.
Every great modern [Greek President leader] screenplay must have a noble protagonist with an inner conflict." Tad Danielewbowski BYU, 1985.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO FRIENDS NEWSLETTER
PS MATT DAMON: Big wow. You did not make $100,000,000 doing AVATAR because you decided to make only half that much doing other things.
PS KIERA KNIGHTLEY: You only have to spend 50k a year on personal expenses because you live in a middle upper class home in North London with no mortgage.
And that's a good thing.
"I don't see any reason to own a car if you live in London." to paraphrase the alien invasion movie trailer for SHAWN OF THE DEAD
PS JUSTIN BEIBER: Last night I dreamed that you gave me the shiny keys to your super sexy $250k sports car.
But then it turned out to be just an old white run down 1996 GEO 4-gear stick shift two door 4-banger.
Then I read that you got married yet again, for a second or third time or 4th time on Monday; for whatever inspired symbolic reason God only knows.
"Judge not, that you not be judged..." by the NYT or CNN, er all, yada yada.
Not to mention that her song bird look alike on tumblr.com is the most down loaded porno in the world.
Oh yeah, "I get by with a little help from my friends..."
And also quite a few of my antihero friendenemies.
Every great modern [Greek President leader] screenplay must have a noble protagonist with an inner conflict." Tad Danielewbowski BYU, 1985.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO FRIENDS NEWSLETTER
PS MATT DAMON: Big wow. You did not make $100,000,000 doing AVATAR because you decided to make only half that much doing other things.
PS KIERA KNIGHTLEY: You only have to spend 50k a year on personal expenses because you live in a middle upper class home in North London with no mortgage.
And that's a good thing.
"I don't see any reason to own a car if you live in London." to paraphrase the alien invasion movie trailer for SHAWN OF THE DEAD
PS JUSTIN BEIBER: Last night I dreamed that you gave me the shiny keys to your super sexy $250k sports car.
But then it turned out to be just an old white run down 1996 GEO 4-gear stick shift two door 4-banger.
Then I read that you got married yet again, for a second or third time or 4th time on Monday; for whatever inspired symbolic reason God only knows.
"Judge not, that you not be judged..." by the NYT or CNN, er all, yada yada.
THE NO.1 SECRET ABOUT THE NYT THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW
Since the NYT is owned and operated by a secret clique of rich Jewish aethiests, [read communist homosexuals] there was a swarm of 5 little virgin earthquakes in and around Howardsville, Miss/our/I on the 1st day of ROSH HASHANAH; right off of Zion's very own I-55 ten virgins dividing line landmark.
Located just south of that other Ephraimite witness' town located along the muddy waters of the day 1290 river in DANIEL 12.
All of this shit corresponding directly with the latest reports of a new Russian Jew wave [white flight] to Israel.
Not to mention Snohomish County, Washington, USA.
"One little, two little, three little Indians... four little, five little, six little Indians... seven little, eight little, nine little Indians..."
GO WARREN!!!
Rumor has it that the Democrat Party is now pretty evenly divided into three parts; give or take 1%, here or there.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SANDY: Your inspired Austin, Texas movie trailer for HOPE FLOATS was also an Edmonds, Washington prophecy.
Both of which are on Jesus' top 20 list.
"Location location location..."
Spoiler alert; so is Colorado Springs, Colorado and Manhattan, Montana.
Not to mention the Bend, Oregon area; just for starters.
Located just south of that other Ephraimite witness' town located along the muddy waters of the day 1290 river in DANIEL 12.
All of this shit corresponding directly with the latest reports of a new Russian Jew wave [white flight] to Israel.
Not to mention Snohomish County, Washington, USA.
"One little, two little, three little Indians... four little, five little, six little Indians... seven little, eight little, nine little Indians..."
GO WARREN!!!
Rumor has it that the Democrat Party is now pretty evenly divided into three parts; give or take 1%, here or there.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SANDY: Your inspired Austin, Texas movie trailer for HOPE FLOATS was also an Edmonds, Washington prophecy.
Both of which are on Jesus' top 20 list.
"Location location location..."
Spoiler alert; so is Colorado Springs, Colorado and Manhattan, Montana.
Not to mention the Bend, Oregon area; just for starters.
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