LUST FOR A VAMPIRE starts in 1830 with one of Joseph Smith's secret wives getting her throat cut upon the desecrated temple ark of the covenant on day 1290.
Where the blood from her neck drains into the Holy Grail; that will be used to revive the satanic cult of a MARRIED WITH CHILDREN style Jesus Christ Jew.
Which takes place in some dark mormon chapel that has no blood dripping crucifixes or crosses on display, yada yada.
Then Smith arrives at the school for virgin daughters of Israel up in the mountains. Where he sees the fair ladies performing a dance involving God's protective white clouds fluttering above their heads.
However, the 'Lastrange' religion hero soon falls in lust with the most beautiful blond vampiress of them all.
For the film's christian traditions of monogomy that ultimately lead to the widows seeking after strange flesh.
All of which comes to a violent end when we see Mel Brooks in one of his trademark cameos getting a wooden stake to the heart.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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