Sunday, April 21, 2019

MY SECRET JIZZ

The speedy no.196 bus going down to Edmonds village came by at the exact minute on Easter Sunday.
It probably wasn't going over 50, but it sure looked like it...
Whatever, the driver looked like he was in some kind of a trance, as he just stared forward and did not see me.
Which immediately reminded me of how many times my life has been spared by God's miraculous cloak of invisibility that he has placed upon me in ISAIAH 49:2.
Wherein many a time some sinister looking character has walked right up to me, but could not see me.
Then I understood the inspiration behind my special super powers screening of SHAZAM! for this Easter.
Meanwhile, little Miss Sire Us posted her latest naked PLAYBOY BUNNY picture up on her INSTAGRAM, just to be sure that I would see her.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

GREG'S EASTER EGGPLANT PASTA: After you have deep fried your peeled whole garlic cloves, thick chunks of half-cut onion rings, and chopped up eggplant in a boiling pot of medieval virgin olive oil; dump in a full load of DAVE'S heirloom tomatoe jizz.
Serve over any egg pasta with a bottle of earthy Australian shiraz, that's priced over $35, and you can't miss.
"I've never tasted a $35 bottle of Australian shiraz that I didn't like." Greg Relf to El Wood, circa 2005.
PS CARA: Take a lesson from Miley Cyrus, who knows how to come just as easy as she goes.

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