We're not exactly talking FATHER KNOWS BEST or MY THREE SONS here...
And I don't care who knows it.
Whereas, the secret inspiration behind this Friday's INCREDIBLY SICK, INCREASINGLY VILE AND DISCUSTING release has it's climatic roots in today's "gutless and spineless" men movie trailer for FATAL ACTRACTION.
Wherein Charlize Theron decides to take a long shot on yours truly as her next secret mystery guy in one of those 1950s motorcycle rebel movies about the good girls always falling for the bad boys.
Therefore, we are still seeing lots of older VW buses driving around Edmonds, Washington with kayaks and canoes tied down on top of them.
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PS MS BARR: Barr's summery of Crazy Bob's witch hunt has caused so much confusion and mistrust among the American Communist peoples because of his repeated public propaganda about Bob's impeccable integrity.
Tuesday, April 30, 2019
THE SECRET LONG SHOT
Rush Limbaugh's secret double eagle on Sunday was Providential publicity for Charlize T/heron's Friday opening of THE LONG SHOT.
South Africa's official long neck bird being the blue heron and so on.
Wherein yours truly is supposed to be Ms Heron's new political campaign ghost writer, who represents the upcoming independent third party happening in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Problem is, we already have an exciting and new independent PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the Greek White House.
Who already established his long shot political viability back in 2016.
Whereas, the United States Government can not be born again, unless and until, it dies in the first place and then comes back to life as a new thing.
Since it says in 3 NEPHI 20-21 that there must be freedom of religion before the KINGDOM OF GOD can get started in earnest.
See the BOOK OF MORMON prophecy movie trailer for AGAINST ALL ODDS just for starters.
Co-starring those two physically transfigured sailer dog dudes in SON OF LEBOWSKI, namely Jeff Bridges and James Woods.
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PS BRUCE: How about we call our new independent movie channel simply CHANNEL 9?
Whatever, I'm already scouting out the local marina sail boat locations in Edmonds, Washington for our first two for one shoots; namely SON OF LEBOWSKI and THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI.
Lots of nice Greek Olympics background shots here, and over at Kingston.
Plus a large selection of sailboats that are available to rent on just a weekly basis.
PS NIC CAGE: I have a very exotic and challenging role in mind for you too in one of my Edmonds movies.
South Africa's official long neck bird being the blue heron and so on.
Wherein yours truly is supposed to be Ms Heron's new political campaign ghost writer, who represents the upcoming independent third party happening in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Problem is, we already have an exciting and new independent PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the Greek White House.
Who already established his long shot political viability back in 2016.
Whereas, the United States Government can not be born again, unless and until, it dies in the first place and then comes back to life as a new thing.
Since it says in 3 NEPHI 20-21 that there must be freedom of religion before the KINGDOM OF GOD can get started in earnest.
See the BOOK OF MORMON prophecy movie trailer for AGAINST ALL ODDS just for starters.
Co-starring those two physically transfigured sailer dog dudes in SON OF LEBOWSKI, namely Jeff Bridges and James Woods.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS BRUCE: How about we call our new independent movie channel simply CHANNEL 9?
Whatever, I'm already scouting out the local marina sail boat locations in Edmonds, Washington for our first two for one shoots; namely SON OF LEBOWSKI and THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI.
Lots of nice Greek Olympics background shots here, and over at Kingston.
Plus a large selection of sailboats that are available to rent on just a weekly basis.
PS NIC CAGE: I have a very exotic and challenging role in mind for you too in one of my Edmonds movies.
Monday, April 29, 2019
THE SECRET RIVER
Did Larry King's secret unreported heart attack happen at his castle size mansion along the Provo River in Utah County?
Is the Pope a secret Mormon?
Whatever, TMZ is not saying right now, but I suspect it did.
[Utah County is around 30 miles by 30 miles.]
Because my favorite grey hackle red dry fly drift is no less than 100' over from it's walled in backyard.
Located just on the other side where my brother's father-in-law lived, before he too died of a heart attack.
Think A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT is the same Biblical river prophecy in DANIEL 12.
Which was the original inspiration behind the Montana buckhair wet fly.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: We will probably have to start up our own private YOUTUBE in order to put out our first series of cutting edge art films.
So expect to lose a little money in the beginning.
Or as Orson Welles once put it, "At this rate, I expect to go broke in 60 years."
Is the Pope a secret Mormon?
Whatever, TMZ is not saying right now, but I suspect it did.
[Utah County is around 30 miles by 30 miles.]
Because my favorite grey hackle red dry fly drift is no less than 100' over from it's walled in backyard.
Located just on the other side where my brother's father-in-law lived, before he too died of a heart attack.
Think A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT is the same Biblical river prophecy in DANIEL 12.
Which was the original inspiration behind the Montana buckhair wet fly.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: We will probably have to start up our own private YOUTUBE in order to put out our first series of cutting edge art films.
So expect to lose a little money in the beginning.
Or as Orson Welles once put it, "At this rate, I expect to go broke in 60 years."
THE SECRET PLAN
Heard the one about the woman who jumped in front of the Rabbi to save his life? While she was at the Synagog of Satan to morn her dead MOTHER OF WHORES?
When some teenager who was obsessed with super hero comic books arrived with a blazing AR-15, but it miraculously jams just like the lady's gun does in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE.
So then one of the negro stars in AVENGERS: ENDGAME tells VARIETY that he too wishes that some white Trump hating fan like him would do the same thing.
In confirmation of the above Rabbi getting his GSR/TWN index finger blown off for good measure; as a sign from g-d that Jesus is the one and only.
Traditionally expressed by pointing one's pointing finger straight up to the heavens above in a right angle.
I know, sounds pretty far out.
But we're talking action hero comic book stuff here.
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PS CHAD: I overlooked one other very important category of trout flies that you should always have in your fly box.
Which would be a few select yellow professor buckhair wet flies in the #10 to #8 range.
Just in case you come across some backwater beaver damn full of fat eastern brookies in the 14" to 18" range.
PS CHARLIZE: My first time was after the 9 mile hike into Jade Lake in 1967; using a wet Montana Buckhair with a soft top action 8' ST CROIX fly rod from your adopted home state of W/is/con/sin.
It was one of those exotic Montana black spotted cutthroat, in the 9 to 10 inch range, probably originally stocked by the Trail Blazers back in the FDR era.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE is the kind of G RATED low budget UFO vampire white nazi invasion horror movie business model that you and I could easily shoot on a two week schedule this summer.
And if all we can get up front from your online streaming distributor at AMAZON is a lousy 25k, well at least we will have doubled our money.
Plus a gazillion bucks in free money publicity.
Jesus Christ, we could probably shoot the whole she bang on Kit Winn's private property off of Cherry Creek Road; which would eliminate all of those pesky requirements for getting shooting permits, etc. plus any additional home fire insurance add ons.
Or like they used to say at MIRAMAX back in the special 1260 days period, no free publicity no little indie film.
When some teenager who was obsessed with super hero comic books arrived with a blazing AR-15, but it miraculously jams just like the lady's gun does in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE.
So then one of the negro stars in AVENGERS: ENDGAME tells VARIETY that he too wishes that some white Trump hating fan like him would do the same thing.
In confirmation of the above Rabbi getting his GSR/TWN index finger blown off for good measure; as a sign from g-d that Jesus is the one and only.
Traditionally expressed by pointing one's pointing finger straight up to the heavens above in a right angle.
I know, sounds pretty far out.
But we're talking action hero comic book stuff here.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CHAD: I overlooked one other very important category of trout flies that you should always have in your fly box.
Which would be a few select yellow professor buckhair wet flies in the #10 to #8 range.
Just in case you come across some backwater beaver damn full of fat eastern brookies in the 14" to 18" range.
PS CHARLIZE: My first time was after the 9 mile hike into Jade Lake in 1967; using a wet Montana Buckhair with a soft top action 8' ST CROIX fly rod from your adopted home state of W/is/con/sin.
It was one of those exotic Montana black spotted cutthroat, in the 9 to 10 inch range, probably originally stocked by the Trail Blazers back in the FDR era.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE is the kind of G RATED low budget UFO vampire white nazi invasion horror movie business model that you and I could easily shoot on a two week schedule this summer.
And if all we can get up front from your online streaming distributor at AMAZON is a lousy 25k, well at least we will have doubled our money.
Plus a gazillion bucks in free money publicity.
Jesus Christ, we could probably shoot the whole she bang on Kit Winn's private property off of Cherry Creek Road; which would eliminate all of those pesky requirements for getting shooting permits, etc. plus any additional home fire insurance add ons.
Or like they used to say at MIRAMAX back in the special 1260 days period, no free publicity no little indie film.
Sunday, April 28, 2019
THE SECRET REASON FOR IT NOT HAPPENING.
Right now things are not exactly functioning in the United States Government, in the same spirit as the democraticly approved BREXIT vote is not being honored in the UK.
In confirmation of the huuge GRAND CANYON NATIONAL PARK divide in NURSE BETTY meets DELIVERANCE.
Hey, nobody likes to get fucked in the ass by some nameless deep state never Trumpers, who are threating to flood your little peacefull country village per REVELATION 12 through 17.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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FIELD OF DREAM NOTES: I woke up from a deep dream at 12:06 pm on 4.28, about Larry King handing over all of his kingdom's powers and riches to me; including his two beautifully transfigured sister wives, Shannon and Shawn, from Provo, Utah.
Then I saw Barack Obama and David Wagner placing bets on a desk top calender about how long it would last, starting on October 23 in 2020.
In confirmation of the huuge GRAND CANYON NATIONAL PARK divide in NURSE BETTY meets DELIVERANCE.
Hey, nobody likes to get fucked in the ass by some nameless deep state never Trumpers, who are threating to flood your little peacefull country village per REVELATION 12 through 17.
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FIELD OF DREAM NOTES: I woke up from a deep dream at 12:06 pm on 4.28, about Larry King handing over all of his kingdom's powers and riches to me; including his two beautifully transfigured sister wives, Shannon and Shawn, from Provo, Utah.
Then I saw Barack Obama and David Wagner placing bets on a desk top calender about how long it would last, starting on October 23 in 2020.
THE SECRET REASON FOR IT HAPPENING.
The secret 666 beast in REVELATION 13 is the secret combi/nation behind why the US government is not functioning during the secret 70 weeks scenario in DANIEL 9.
Just like the secret lost ten tribes of Israel are right there in front of your nose.
But you can't see them because the great and abominable church of the warm and fussy whore does not like that.
Ergo, all of those 2BC prophecies about the MLK/JFK type white tail deer hunters killing the ladies, one by one, starting this next hunting season in 2019.
Because of what they had done to their country.
Mule deer being the big game attraction in states like Utah and Idaho.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS CHAD: Basically, you only need 4 categories of trout flies in your tackle box:
The royal coachman, both wet and dry, in sizes 14 to 8.
The grey hackle red dry fly, in all of the above sizes and shades.
The Carrey Special caddis fly nymph attractor pattern, in all the above sizes.
The Montana buckhair terrestial bug [August-October] imitator, usually the bigger the better, but not too big.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Just yesterday I noticed that INTERIORS OF EDMONDS is located at number 326, on the crossroads of 4th and Main.
Might just be a prophetic INTERIORS movie trailer thingy.
Just like the secret lost ten tribes of Israel are right there in front of your nose.
But you can't see them because the great and abominable church of the warm and fussy whore does not like that.
Ergo, all of those 2BC prophecies about the MLK/JFK type white tail deer hunters killing the ladies, one by one, starting this next hunting season in 2019.
Because of what they had done to their country.
Mule deer being the big game attraction in states like Utah and Idaho.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CHAD: Basically, you only need 4 categories of trout flies in your tackle box:
The royal coachman, both wet and dry, in sizes 14 to 8.
The grey hackle red dry fly, in all of the above sizes and shades.
The Carrey Special caddis fly nymph attractor pattern, in all the above sizes.
The Montana buckhair terrestial bug [August-October] imitator, usually the bigger the better, but not too big.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Just yesterday I noticed that INTERIORS OF EDMONDS is located at number 326, on the crossroads of 4th and Main.
Might just be a prophetic INTERIORS movie trailer thingy.
Saturday, April 27, 2019
THE SECRET NEWS
Forget about what is fake news, or what is real news...
Boring.
We all know by now that the real problem with today's phony pop politics media is what I would call the secret news.
Or as the extremely popular Paul Harvey used to call it out of Chicago back in the 1960s, "...THE REST OF THE STORY!"
Flash forward to today when some 30,000,000 Americans regularly tune into the two radio shows of Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern just to hear the rest of the story.
Think ZERO EFFECT meets CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets easily reelected again in 2020.
Cue the ominous sounds of muted trumpets.
"It's not about what the media says. It's about what the media does not say." Newt Gingrich, 1993.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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GREAT CRANE NOTES: My blue heron MICROSOFT nest egg posting was confirmed by that sudden and unexpected construction crane tragedy happening near Dr.Evil's lair in Seattle.
Most crane nests are safely located way up high in the evergreen trees, etc.
Boring.
We all know by now that the real problem with today's phony pop politics media is what I would call the secret news.
Or as the extremely popular Paul Harvey used to call it out of Chicago back in the 1960s, "...THE REST OF THE STORY!"
Flash forward to today when some 30,000,000 Americans regularly tune into the two radio shows of Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern just to hear the rest of the story.
Think ZERO EFFECT meets CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets easily reelected again in 2020.
Cue the ominous sounds of muted trumpets.
"It's not about what the media says. It's about what the media does not say." Newt Gingrich, 1993.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
GREAT CRANE NOTES: My blue heron MICROSOFT nest egg posting was confirmed by that sudden and unexpected construction crane tragedy happening near Dr.Evil's lair in Seattle.
Most crane nests are safely located way up high in the evergreen trees, etc.
THE SECRET JOE BLOW JOB
It's no secret that Joe Biden's corrupt attorny general son had Larry Sinclair arrested at his press conference about his two secret homogaysexual hook ups with Barack Obama on the down low north of Chicago.
Who had once bounced a check at some no tell hotel in Delaware, only later to replace it with a cashiers check. However, the warrant for doing it was still on the books.
So then by the grace of God, Biden's same politically corrupt Obama era law enforcement family mob figure died from a brain dead tumor.
In confirmation of today's tumor pulled out of Dr.Evil's head in SHAZAM.
Whereas, the entire above extremely nasty and vile episode was never reported in his future local Washington newspaper.
And even to this day, your average Joe Blow has no idea that Barack Obama was not even a US citizen, for the same reason.
Much less the fact that the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim in REVELATION 11 are Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern.
"Smell ya, shouldn't have to tell ya..." THE MATADOR, about some time in the near future at 5:45 am.
When the American wall will be built on the Mexican borderline.
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Who had once bounced a check at some no tell hotel in Delaware, only later to replace it with a cashiers check. However, the warrant for doing it was still on the books.
So then by the grace of God, Biden's same politically corrupt Obama era law enforcement family mob figure died from a brain dead tumor.
In confirmation of today's tumor pulled out of Dr.Evil's head in SHAZAM.
Whereas, the entire above extremely nasty and vile episode was never reported in his future local Washington newspaper.
And even to this day, your average Joe Blow has no idea that Barack Obama was not even a US citizen, for the same reason.
Much less the fact that the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim in REVELATION 11 are Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern.
"Smell ya, shouldn't have to tell ya..." THE MATADOR, about some time in the near future at 5:45 am.
When the American wall will be built on the Mexican borderline.
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Friday, April 26, 2019
THE SECRET GHOST WRITER
J.T. LEROY came out on the same day that AVENGERS: ENDGAME came out in order that the more naive and foolish among us could also understand who wrote the Bible.
Think ADAPTATION was ghost written by the same mystery writer who wrote every bad movie that was ever made based upon some little Stephen King book.
[LeRoy means the king in French.]
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PS MEL: Chris Wood's religious background is in semi trucking 18 wheeler logistics.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: So I'm walking along the amazing seaview dog walk in Edmonds, minding my own business, and suddenly I notice a cute little bungalow bearing your own private 326 birthday number.
Then I actually see two KIA SOUL London taxis parked in front of it; one red, and one black.
Then an evergreen car bearing double '...3535' plates goes by me.
So just what AM I is supposed to do?
Just ignore what is actually happening to me now in the MY LIFE AS A DOG prophecy?
Whereas Edmonds has become a safe haven retirement community of choice for all of those Scandinavian [white flight] refugees from Ballard. Many of whom purchased MICROSOFT stock during the two witnesses' special 1260 days period.
So now they are sitting on a huuge nest egg the size of a giant blue heron nest on Whidbey Island.
Think North London meets North Seattle.
Think ADAPTATION was ghost written by the same mystery writer who wrote every bad movie that was ever made based upon some little Stephen King book.
[LeRoy means the king in French.]
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS MEL: Chris Wood's religious background is in semi trucking 18 wheeler logistics.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: So I'm walking along the amazing seaview dog walk in Edmonds, minding my own business, and suddenly I notice a cute little bungalow bearing your own private 326 birthday number.
Then I actually see two KIA SOUL London taxis parked in front of it; one red, and one black.
Then an evergreen car bearing double '...3535' plates goes by me.
So just what AM I is supposed to do?
Just ignore what is actually happening to me now in the MY LIFE AS A DOG prophecy?
Whereas Edmonds has become a safe haven retirement community of choice for all of those Scandinavian [white flight] refugees from Ballard. Many of whom purchased MICROSOFT stock during the two witnesses' special 1260 days period.
So now they are sitting on a huuge nest egg the size of a giant blue heron nest on Whidbey Island.
Think North London meets North Seattle.
THE SECRET CLUE GAME SHOW ANSWERS
Note to Jimmy Fallon:
Mitt Romney is spin.
Joe Biden is spin.
Donald Trump is not spin.
Bernie Sanders is not spin either.
Get the picture?
Hint, like it says in the KING JAMES [Bond] BIBLE; either you are a Jew for Jesus; or you are some kind of a secret gossipy antichrist anti American Jew conspirator.
For example, semi loads of cheap white notty pinewood planks just crashed and burned on I-70 in Lakewood, Colorado, because the smart guys like Chris Wood and Woody Allen still can't decide where they stand.
Ergo, it is going to take the full 70 weeks of steel hammers pounding steel nails into wood during DANIEL 9 in order to get their minds right, circa ISAIAH 22.
Per that crazy black 8 ball motif in SHAZAM.
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SIDE NOTES: Taylor Swift's new MTV/TMZ music video release entitle ME is based upon those two for one retro 80s auditionings in MULHOLLAND DRIVE meets GREASE:2.
PS JIM CARREY: Your comedy masterpiece called CABLE GUY was a personal prophecy about my own nephew related problem sons; Chad, Andy, and Sean; once upon a time, a long time ago.
Mitt Romney is spin.
Joe Biden is spin.
Donald Trump is not spin.
Bernie Sanders is not spin either.
Get the picture?
Hint, like it says in the KING JAMES [Bond] BIBLE; either you are a Jew for Jesus; or you are some kind of a secret gossipy antichrist anti American Jew conspirator.
For example, semi loads of cheap white notty pinewood planks just crashed and burned on I-70 in Lakewood, Colorado, because the smart guys like Chris Wood and Woody Allen still can't decide where they stand.
Ergo, it is going to take the full 70 weeks of steel hammers pounding steel nails into wood during DANIEL 9 in order to get their minds right, circa ISAIAH 22.
Per that crazy black 8 ball motif in SHAZAM.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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SIDE NOTES: Taylor Swift's new MTV/TMZ music video release entitle ME is based upon those two for one retro 80s auditionings in MULHOLLAND DRIVE meets GREASE:2.
PS JIM CARREY: Your comedy masterpiece called CABLE GUY was a personal prophecy about my own nephew related problem sons; Chad, Andy, and Sean; once upon a time, a long time ago.
Thursday, April 25, 2019
THE HOLY GHOST SECRET
TMZ reports that there was just a huge spike in herpes at COACHELLA for a Holy Spirit confirmation of Jim Carrey's latest inspired words about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP being a threat to democratic fascism.
Or as the Jewish Ayn Rand put it, "The political battle between fascism and socialism is just gang warfare."
For example, see Carrey in the two movie trailers for CABLE GUY and ME MYSELF & I.
Wherefore, God has brought upon man His two forms of herpes punishments; one of the mouth, and the other of the pussy penis.
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PS CHRIS WOOD: Those 7 dogs from hell blew up those christian family hotel tourist churches of THE MOTHER OF WHORES on Easter Sunday, during the release of SHAZAM, because guys like you and Mel Gibson are too chicken shit to ever call me at 801 310 8543.
[The iconic Babylonian mother in SHAZAM being an Angelina Jolie foster mother look alike icon.]
Or as the Jewish Ayn Rand put it, "The political battle between fascism and socialism is just gang warfare."
For example, see Carrey in the two movie trailers for CABLE GUY and ME MYSELF & I.
Wherefore, God has brought upon man His two forms of herpes punishments; one of the mouth, and the other of the pussy penis.
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PS CHRIS WOOD: Those 7 dogs from hell blew up those christian family hotel tourist churches of THE MOTHER OF WHORES on Easter Sunday, during the release of SHAZAM, because guys like you and Mel Gibson are too chicken shit to ever call me at 801 310 8543.
[The iconic Babylonian mother in SHAZAM being an Angelina Jolie foster mother look alike icon.]
THE SECRET HOST
The cowardly fence sitting super hero in SHAZAM is supposed to be the polite moderate Republican from upper New York State, Jimmy Fallon.
Holy Ghost Batman!
Who eventually decides to take a stand, and start fighting for truth, justice, and the American way; once his family is being threatened for real by Dr.Evil er all.
Wherein the battle begins in earnest on top of the TRUMP TOWER.
Ergo, "...the [cut off] time soon cometh that the United States Government will no longer function," in the year 2019.
2BC:48; 55-58
Take it away!.. ROOTS!
Whatever, tonight's mystery guests on his talk show are supposed to be...
[Nothing confirmed on Google just yet.]
Meanwhile, just like in the movie, yours truly is living in a nice group home with 7 bedrooms in Edmonds, Washington, Snohomish County, USA.
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MOVIE GOER NOTES: One can really hear the Kingston ferry's horn sounding in Puget Sound on a full theater sound system in the AVENGERS: ENDGAME trailer.
RESTAURANT REVIEW NOTES: I had a half hour to kill before the next Edmonds 196 bus; so I walked into SPUD FISH AND CHIPS for their two piece meal.
Where I saw a blond 27ish Susan Olson sharing a 4 piece meal with three friends.
Later that night on COAST TO COAST, they were talking about a girl who once talked to her dead grandmother in her bedroom.
PS JIM AND JUDY: The last time that I saw a smiling grandma Sanders was when I walked out the door to go see BABETTE'S [D&C 58] FEAST prophecy at the 7 GABLES art house theater on Roosevelt and 50th in the U District.
Holy Ghost Batman!
Who eventually decides to take a stand, and start fighting for truth, justice, and the American way; once his family is being threatened for real by Dr.Evil er all.
Wherein the battle begins in earnest on top of the TRUMP TOWER.
Ergo, "...the [cut off] time soon cometh that the United States Government will no longer function," in the year 2019.
2BC:48; 55-58
Take it away!.. ROOTS!
Whatever, tonight's mystery guests on his talk show are supposed to be...
[Nothing confirmed on Google just yet.]
Meanwhile, just like in the movie, yours truly is living in a nice group home with 7 bedrooms in Edmonds, Washington, Snohomish County, USA.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
MOVIE GOER NOTES: One can really hear the Kingston ferry's horn sounding in Puget Sound on a full theater sound system in the AVENGERS: ENDGAME trailer.
RESTAURANT REVIEW NOTES: I had a half hour to kill before the next Edmonds 196 bus; so I walked into SPUD FISH AND CHIPS for their two piece meal.
Where I saw a blond 27ish Susan Olson sharing a 4 piece meal with three friends.
Later that night on COAST TO COAST, they were talking about a girl who once talked to her dead grandmother in her bedroom.
PS JIM AND JUDY: The last time that I saw a smiling grandma Sanders was when I walked out the door to go see BABETTE'S [D&C 58] FEAST prophecy at the 7 GABLES art house theater on Roosevelt and 50th in the U District.
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
THE SECRET ENDGAME
We all know what's really going on when we see my wife reloading onboard the return Kingston ferry run, 12:18 ticket and all, during the compressed movie trailer online post for THE AVENGERS: ENDGAME.
That ends with the ver very suggestive two blond babes in a nice threeway shot.
Opening this Friday at no.415 in Edmonds, Washington, Snohomish County, no less.
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: All of those inspired Jewish comic books from the 1960s etc. were ghost written by the Holy Ghost; a.k.a. Michael.
Hear to every talk radio host out there who has ever spoken the words,
"Turn up the mike a little more... Mr. Producer."
Ergo, titles like MARVEL were secret references to God's "marvelous works and wonders" in the last days.
LEVI FASHION NOTES: I only wore 501 LEVIs when I went to my Teddy Roosevelt high school in northern Seattle. Which was a prophetic place about when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP would have his face carved in stone along side Teddy Roosevelt er all at MOUNT RUSHMORE.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: 2BC 48:59... uses my scripted fictitious name 'Lee' for a prophetic type storyline.
Which is why Jesus has always reminded us to study today's very relevant mighty lines of ISAIAH, etc.
That ends with the ver very suggestive two blond babes in a nice threeway shot.
Opening this Friday at no.415 in Edmonds, Washington, Snohomish County, no less.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: All of those inspired Jewish comic books from the 1960s etc. were ghost written by the Holy Ghost; a.k.a. Michael.
Hear to every talk radio host out there who has ever spoken the words,
"Turn up the mike a little more... Mr. Producer."
Ergo, titles like MARVEL were secret references to God's "marvelous works and wonders" in the last days.
LEVI FASHION NOTES: I only wore 501 LEVIs when I went to my Teddy Roosevelt high school in northern Seattle. Which was a prophetic place about when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP would have his face carved in stone along side Teddy Roosevelt er all at MOUNT RUSHMORE.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: 2BC 48:59... uses my scripted fictitious name 'Lee' for a prophetic type storyline.
Which is why Jesus has always reminded us to study today's very relevant mighty lines of ISAIAH, etc.
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
MY SECRET WOODY ALLEN LIFE
STARDUST MEMORIES' film trailer was my first actual Woody Allen role in real time terms.
Which came out in various select little art film houses simultaneously with my own disgusting private life in Utah and Washington.
Whereas MY LIFE AS A DOG was a Swedish fuck film prophecy about the dog eating dog Koreans, living on both sides of the border.
Describing the time in my life when COAST TO COAST UFO radio would become even more popular than the late great NYT.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Woody Allen's INTERIORS was about you baby.
Which came out in various select little art film houses simultaneously with my own disgusting private life in Utah and Washington.
Whereas MY LIFE AS A DOG was a Swedish fuck film prophecy about the dog eating dog Koreans, living on both sides of the border.
Describing the time in my life when COAST TO COAST UFO radio would become even more popular than the late great NYT.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Woody Allen's INTERIORS was about you baby.
THE SECRET CINEMA IS IN EDMONDS
There is a reason why the little theater at 415 in Edmonds harks from the same 1960s era as the one featured in the prophetic ending to THE SECRET CINEMA.
For when the time would come in 2020 that the only invisible presidential candidate on the Democrat Party movie ticket would be Michelle Obama herself, real USA birth certificate and all.
And how do I know this?
Well, for one thing, Mayor Steve from [bend over] South Bend, Indiana just asked us to imagine the most gay thing that comes to mind when we think of him.
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PS DRUDGE: Never forget that the little Irish Catholic tv prophet in LEPRECHAN 3 predicted that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP would become reelected in 2020.
Or as the tall Con Man O'Brien magician in the pioneering video streaming movie on TNT says, "I'm gone!"
PS KIT WINN: I keep seeing some little silver WV bugger tooling around the Edmonds village sporting personalized license plates that say 'WINN'. Could be he's from BC.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: Whenever you use a can of Canadian bacon grease to fry up your trout catch, just make sure that it has no nitro in it.
What I always do is just drain off the pork oil and replace it with a melted garlic butter with toasted almonds and fresh chopped basil.
Therefore, it still has that wonderful French Canadian bacon taste without all of the carcinogenic toxins in it.
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: You still are the most sexy secret poster girl out there for 2BC:46 at 2bc.info.
Ergo, you are the reason why I keep doing what I AM is doing night and day.
For when the time would come in 2020 that the only invisible presidential candidate on the Democrat Party movie ticket would be Michelle Obama herself, real USA birth certificate and all.
And how do I know this?
Well, for one thing, Mayor Steve from [bend over] South Bend, Indiana just asked us to imagine the most gay thing that comes to mind when we think of him.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS DRUDGE: Never forget that the little Irish Catholic tv prophet in LEPRECHAN 3 predicted that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP would become reelected in 2020.
Or as the tall Con Man O'Brien magician in the pioneering video streaming movie on TNT says, "I'm gone!"
PS KIT WINN: I keep seeing some little silver WV bugger tooling around the Edmonds village sporting personalized license plates that say 'WINN'. Could be he's from BC.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: Whenever you use a can of Canadian bacon grease to fry up your trout catch, just make sure that it has no nitro in it.
What I always do is just drain off the pork oil and replace it with a melted garlic butter with toasted almonds and fresh chopped basil.
Therefore, it still has that wonderful French Canadian bacon taste without all of the carcinogenic toxins in it.
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: You still are the most sexy secret poster girl out there for 2BC:46 at 2bc.info.
Ergo, you are the reason why I keep doing what I AM is doing night and day.
Monday, April 22, 2019
MY SECRET THINGY
Monday's 5.5 ten virgins shaker, west of Port Hardy, BC, happened right when I received a flash vision of Justin Theroux, walking on the sidewalk with two very very young actresses, outside of Edmonds' DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS secret basement offices on 3rd at 1:44 :45 pm.
Which actually was a follow up quicky to the 4.6 earthquake that marked the 4.6 date of the Lamb's sacrifice for all of our Vancouver Island hippie commune orgies during the late 60s, early 70s.
In Divine confirmation of his MULHOLLAND DRIVE movie trailer reputation as being, "...dynamite in the sack." skinny leather jacket and all.
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PS EVANGELINE LILLY: Time to wake up pretty girl. Said the straight shooting MARLBORO man Republican Fag fag to his sleepy cowgirl lesbian Democrat Party bitch.
PS KEN MCLEOD: Mikey just let me know that if you bequeath unto me your full line of royal coachman, grey hackle red, Montana buckhair flies, in your final will and testament, you get to go directly to flyfishing paradise.
Which actually was a follow up quicky to the 4.6 earthquake that marked the 4.6 date of the Lamb's sacrifice for all of our Vancouver Island hippie commune orgies during the late 60s, early 70s.
In Divine confirmation of his MULHOLLAND DRIVE movie trailer reputation as being, "...dynamite in the sack." skinny leather jacket and all.
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PS EVANGELINE LILLY: Time to wake up pretty girl. Said the straight shooting MARLBORO man Republican Fag fag to his sleepy cowgirl lesbian Democrat Party bitch.
PS KEN MCLEOD: Mikey just let me know that if you bequeath unto me your full line of royal coachman, grey hackle red, Montana buckhair flies, in your final will and testament, you get to go directly to flyfishing paradise.
MY SECRET BIZZ
No.1 and no.7 were just snapped dancing for joy outside of EL COMPADRE, smoking cigarettes and all, in reference to my secret inside job wedding to the two in THE CURSE OF THE JADED SCORPIO.
Talk about making two different movies at the same time for the price of one in Spanish.
Kind of like my own practice of always cooking a big DC 58 feast that has enough leftovers for a second or third meal in the days to come.
[Shiraz is the only wine that keeps for days after the bottle has been opened.]
There are always the exceptions of course.
For example, fresh seafood does not make for good leftovers.
But a basil cream sauce pasta with smoked salmon can last for days; a smoked clams linguini, not so much.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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Talk about making two different movies at the same time for the price of one in Spanish.
Kind of like my own practice of always cooking a big DC 58 feast that has enough leftovers for a second or third meal in the days to come.
[Shiraz is the only wine that keeps for days after the bottle has been opened.]
There are always the exceptions of course.
For example, fresh seafood does not make for good leftovers.
But a basil cream sauce pasta with smoked salmon can last for days; a smoked clams linguini, not so much.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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Sunday, April 21, 2019
MY SECRET JIZZ
The speedy no.196 bus going down to Edmonds village came by at the exact minute on Easter Sunday.
It probably wasn't going over 50, but it sure looked like it...
Whatever, the driver looked like he was in some kind of a trance, as he just stared forward and did not see me.
Which immediately reminded me of how many times my life has been spared by God's miraculous cloak of invisibility that he has placed upon me in ISAIAH 49:2.
Wherein many a time some sinister looking character has walked right up to me, but could not see me.
Then I understood the inspiration behind my special super powers screening of SHAZAM! for this Easter.
Meanwhile, little Miss Sire Us posted her latest naked PLAYBOY BUNNY picture up on her INSTAGRAM, just to be sure that I would see her.
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GREG'S EASTER EGGPLANT PASTA: After you have deep fried your peeled whole garlic cloves, thick chunks of half-cut onion rings, and chopped up eggplant in a boiling pot of medieval virgin olive oil; dump in a full load of DAVE'S heirloom tomatoe jizz.
Serve over any egg pasta with a bottle of earthy Australian shiraz, that's priced over $35, and you can't miss.
"I've never tasted a $35 bottle of Australian shiraz that I didn't like." Greg Relf to El Wood, circa 2005.
PS CARA: Take a lesson from Miley Cyrus, who knows how to come just as easy as she goes.
It probably wasn't going over 50, but it sure looked like it...
Whatever, the driver looked like he was in some kind of a trance, as he just stared forward and did not see me.
Which immediately reminded me of how many times my life has been spared by God's miraculous cloak of invisibility that he has placed upon me in ISAIAH 49:2.
Wherein many a time some sinister looking character has walked right up to me, but could not see me.
Then I understood the inspiration behind my special super powers screening of SHAZAM! for this Easter.
Meanwhile, little Miss Sire Us posted her latest naked PLAYBOY BUNNY picture up on her INSTAGRAM, just to be sure that I would see her.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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GREG'S EASTER EGGPLANT PASTA: After you have deep fried your peeled whole garlic cloves, thick chunks of half-cut onion rings, and chopped up eggplant in a boiling pot of medieval virgin olive oil; dump in a full load of DAVE'S heirloom tomatoe jizz.
Serve over any egg pasta with a bottle of earthy Australian shiraz, that's priced over $35, and you can't miss.
"I've never tasted a $35 bottle of Australian shiraz that I didn't like." Greg Relf to El Wood, circa 2005.
PS CARA: Take a lesson from Miley Cyrus, who knows how to come just as easy as she goes.
THE SECRET NUMBERS
I walked by that little number 415 theater in the Edmonds village Saturday afternoon, just to make sure that I got the time right for my own private secret cinema screening of SHIZAM!
Not missing the fact that my special 3:00 pm screening would be shown with French film style subtitles for the hard of hearing.
Later that night, Michael gave me yet another number word puzzle clue, "108 days" from the time line that they moved me into "DAVE'S NUT HOUSE" until my French exwife's birthday.
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PS MILEY: Shortly after you turn 27, this year, the wheels of fortune will start to turn again in your favor.
"Always bet on black." PASSENGER 57, the movie trailer.
Be patient, I understand, 6 months in girl time is like 6 years in the life of a dog.
Meanwhile, sit back and relax watching one of Woody Allen's favorite Swedish films; like MY LIFE AS A DOG.
Wherein my own mother was a crazy blond Kate Holmes look alike.
During the crazy 1960s summer vacations of my youth at LISABUELA on [570 KVI] Vashon Island, in Puget Sound.
Not missing the fact that my special 3:00 pm screening would be shown with French film style subtitles for the hard of hearing.
Later that night, Michael gave me yet another number word puzzle clue, "108 days" from the time line that they moved me into "DAVE'S NUT HOUSE" until my French exwife's birthday.
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PS MILEY: Shortly after you turn 27, this year, the wheels of fortune will start to turn again in your favor.
"Always bet on black." PASSENGER 57, the movie trailer.
Be patient, I understand, 6 months in girl time is like 6 years in the life of a dog.
Meanwhile, sit back and relax watching one of Woody Allen's favorite Swedish films; like MY LIFE AS A DOG.
Wherein my own mother was a crazy blond Kate Holmes look alike.
During the crazy 1960s summer vacations of my youth at LISABUELA on [570 KVI] Vashon Island, in Puget Sound.
Saturday, April 20, 2019
THE SECRET KING
Critics are saying that the last HBO season of GAME OF THRONES is about the new secret KING OF ENGLAND FOR LIFE, like it or not.
"It is what it is..." says Rush Limbaugh.
No wonder that SHAZAM! came out in theaters at the same time.
Incorporating my own private HARRY POTTER lightening bolt forehead scar right above my royal sire's $104,000,000 hammer.
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Jeff Bezos decided to hurt you after he saw your Miley Cyrus video series.
"It is what it is..." says Rush Limbaugh.
No wonder that SHAZAM! came out in theaters at the same time.
Incorporating my own private HARRY POTTER lightening bolt forehead scar right above my royal sire's $104,000,000 hammer.
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Jeff Bezos decided to hurt you after he saw your Miley Cyrus video series.
THE SECRET INSIDE JOB
Woody Allen once regretted that THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPIO was probably his worst movie ever.
Not realizing at the time just how much his past casting regrets had to do with his future role as special insurance policy investigator Robert Mueller, both physically and mentally.
Therefore, the now regretful trigger word 'collusion' has been quietly replaced by the new secret 666 computer gadget password 'obstruction'.
This being the deep state's new unspoken word 'cursed' to best describe the Democrats' regretful chances in 2020.
In Divine confirmation of Joan Collins' luxurary London townhouse guest room walls catching on fire last Palm Sunday by the Sun's intense WINDOWS reflection on a mirror for THE MIRROR OF LIFE metaphor in the British made VAMPIRE CIRCUS prophecy.
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PS CHAD: Half of Both/ell village burned down leading up to the election of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2016.
For a sign from God that the town's inferno was caused by it's restoration of America reconstruction MAGA hat wearing workers.
Not realizing at the time just how much his past casting regrets had to do with his future role as special insurance policy investigator Robert Mueller, both physically and mentally.
Therefore, the now regretful trigger word 'collusion' has been quietly replaced by the new secret 666 computer gadget password 'obstruction'.
This being the deep state's new unspoken word 'cursed' to best describe the Democrats' regretful chances in 2020.
In Divine confirmation of Joan Collins' luxurary London townhouse guest room walls catching on fire last Palm Sunday by the Sun's intense WINDOWS reflection on a mirror for THE MIRROR OF LIFE metaphor in the British made VAMPIRE CIRCUS prophecy.
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PS CHAD: Half of Both/ell village burned down leading up to the election of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2016.
For a sign from God that the town's inferno was caused by it's restoration of America reconstruction MAGA hat wearing workers.
Friday, April 19, 2019
THE SECRET C.W.
The two secret trigger words in Crazy Bob's redacted report are 'Mad/agascar' and 'Constant/inople'.
Which constantly drive the hypnotized people of sodom and Africa mad every time that they hear them so plainly spoken on conservative talk radio.
Ergo, the Chinatown movie poster art for THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPIO depicts the luna/tic full moon season starting with tonight's Passover Eve, a.k.a. Nisian 14.
Flash forward to today's mysterious Chinatown status quo of the hidden deep state.
When Woody Allen is already in preproduction on his two for the price of one FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS film in Spain.
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WORD PUZZLE NOTES: Reading about Israel cutting off boarder crossings for ten days during Passover, Michael gave me the simple word clue 'weekday'.
The first thing that came to mind was me seeing some store in Lynnwood called TUESDAY MORNING, located right next to a DAVE'S BRIDAL outlet.
NOTE: I will be attending my own private screening of SHAZAM! at the EDMONDS theater this Easter Sunday afternoon at 3:00 pm; located at 415 on Main Street.
And will be available afterwards for an informal Ernest Hemmingway style Q&A at the expatriot French bar next door.
Which constantly drive the hypnotized people of sodom and Africa mad every time that they hear them so plainly spoken on conservative talk radio.
Ergo, the Chinatown movie poster art for THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPIO depicts the luna/tic full moon season starting with tonight's Passover Eve, a.k.a. Nisian 14.
Flash forward to today's mysterious Chinatown status quo of the hidden deep state.
When Woody Allen is already in preproduction on his two for the price of one FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS film in Spain.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
WORD PUZZLE NOTES: Reading about Israel cutting off boarder crossings for ten days during Passover, Michael gave me the simple word clue 'weekday'.
The first thing that came to mind was me seeing some store in Lynnwood called TUESDAY MORNING, located right next to a DAVE'S BRIDAL outlet.
NOTE: I will be attending my own private screening of SHAZAM! at the EDMONDS theater this Easter Sunday afternoon at 3:00 pm; located at 415 on Main Street.
And will be available afterwards for an informal Ernest Hemmingway style Q&A at the expatriot French bar next door.
Thursday, April 18, 2019
THE SECRET REDACTIONS
One can see THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORIO prophecy for free on any number of Danite Russian media hacking sites.
Just Google the film's title in English with the word 'video' and you can enjoy watching the full length unredacted director's cut about a Jewish [FBI] "insurance policy" investigator who ends up investigating himself in the end.
Who eventually exposes him own self for trying to steal the precious rare election gem of 2016 at some huuge mansion that looks like Mar-a-Lago.
Co-starring Charlize Theron in the last movie that she ever acted in for Woody Allen.
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POLITICO NOTES: The Meuller report is not a tragedy, it's a comedy.
Just Google the film's title in English with the word 'video' and you can enjoy watching the full length unredacted director's cut about a Jewish [FBI] "insurance policy" investigator who ends up investigating himself in the end.
Who eventually exposes him own self for trying to steal the precious rare election gem of 2016 at some huuge mansion that looks like Mar-a-Lago.
Co-starring Charlize Theron in the last movie that she ever acted in for Woody Allen.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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POLITICO NOTES: The Meuller report is not a tragedy, it's a comedy.
THE SECRET NAMES
It took over two years for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to work out some kind of an official legal language arrangement with their teams of Jewish lawyers, which simply establishes the fact that the two are now seperated; but not yet divorced.
Obviously, we're probably looking at around a 3 1/2 years timeline on this one.
For a Providential 42 months period confirmation of the crazy Bob Meuller report, that cost America over two years of it's time, and millions of dollars, just to state the obvious.
Wherein the breakup of America prophecy in REVELATION 16 was just confirmed by the S&P 500 civil war numbers coming in at 2900.45 on the eve of the "Trump Russia" report; as C/BS radio likes to describe it.
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PS BRUCE TROXEL: Suzanne Somers' own private California picture has her sitting in a white cloud bathtub.
Talk about getting a few names for your next cloudmakerpictures.com production.
PS SIENNA: Sitting on my own private Ken McLeod memorial bench on the beach in Edmonds on a breezy Wednesday afternoon, enjoying the amazing blue skies full of puffy white clouds in every shade of grey, I suddenly realized that the bench's surname Jaeger was a play on the surname Jagger.
Ergo, the Scottish surname McLeod is pronounced "Mac Cloud". The name Ken meaning kin.
PS MR. PRESIDENT: See the inspired RADIO DAYS movie trailer for a better understanding of what is happening today with the pop culture media.
Wouldn't hurt either to check out those two trailers for PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO and THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION.
That said, any filmmaker who could make Woody Allen look like Robert Mueller, has to be some kind of a cinematic genious.
Obviously, we're probably looking at around a 3 1/2 years timeline on this one.
For a Providential 42 months period confirmation of the crazy Bob Meuller report, that cost America over two years of it's time, and millions of dollars, just to state the obvious.
Wherein the breakup of America prophecy in REVELATION 16 was just confirmed by the S&P 500 civil war numbers coming in at 2900.45 on the eve of the "Trump Russia" report; as C/BS radio likes to describe it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE TROXEL: Suzanne Somers' own private California picture has her sitting in a white cloud bathtub.
Talk about getting a few names for your next cloudmakerpictures.com production.
PS SIENNA: Sitting on my own private Ken McLeod memorial bench on the beach in Edmonds on a breezy Wednesday afternoon, enjoying the amazing blue skies full of puffy white clouds in every shade of grey, I suddenly realized that the bench's surname Jaeger was a play on the surname Jagger.
Ergo, the Scottish surname McLeod is pronounced "Mac Cloud". The name Ken meaning kin.
PS MR. PRESIDENT: See the inspired RADIO DAYS movie trailer for a better understanding of what is happening today with the pop culture media.
Wouldn't hurt either to check out those two trailers for PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO and THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION.
That said, any filmmaker who could make Woody Allen look like Robert Mueller, has to be some kind of a cinematic genious.
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
THE SECRET DEAL
One way to hide the fact that you are making two movies for the price of one, is to invite some unnamed genius filmmaker to do a documentary of whatever you claim to be filming.
Just like Orson Welles did more than once in the making of F FOR FAKE and IT'S ALL TRUE.
Or as Rodger Corman used to put it, double (threeway) scheduling and casting saves both time and money.
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PS CHAD: Ever thought about having an in-house cook, domestic butler, house-cleaner, and weekend flyfishing guide gadfly for the price of one?
Talk about living like a king on a budget.
Much like all of those retired expatriot Americans who are living it up down in Argentina and Chile.
Hells bells.
We could probably tape the whole thing and make money off of it as some YOUTUBE reality freak show; distribution via my friends at cloudmakerpictures.com naturaly.
PS KIT WINN: We could easily put together some white trailer trash beaver dam flyfishing reality show called THE FAT TROUT.
Using just a month of video takes in and around your Drunken Charlie Lake property in east Twin Peaks, King County.
Just like Orson Welles did more than once in the making of F FOR FAKE and IT'S ALL TRUE.
Or as Rodger Corman used to put it, double (threeway) scheduling and casting saves both time and money.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS CHAD: Ever thought about having an in-house cook, domestic butler, house-cleaner, and weekend flyfishing guide gadfly for the price of one?
Talk about living like a king on a budget.
Much like all of those retired expatriot Americans who are living it up down in Argentina and Chile.
Hells bells.
We could probably tape the whole thing and make money off of it as some YOUTUBE reality freak show; distribution via my friends at cloudmakerpictures.com naturaly.
PS KIT WINN: We could easily put together some white trailer trash beaver dam flyfishing reality show called THE FAT TROUT.
Using just a month of video takes in and around your Drunken Charlie Lake property in east Twin Peaks, King County.
THE SECRET FASCIST
Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders did FOX's small town village hall appearance in Bethlehem, PA on the same day that Our Lady went up in a cloud of smoke.
It happening in Democrat socialist Paris, France of course.
Whereas old school fascism was destroyed by FDR er all in order to make way for the new and improved democratic fascism.
"You must all be equal with each other!" Adolf Hitler.
Or as Bill Clinton er all like to call it, the third way between communism and capitalism is the way of the future.
Problem is; the KINGDOM OF GOD can not happen unless and until the white christian men of St. George, Utah, Washington County are free to have more than one wife at a time in the sack.
Per those 3 NEPHI 20-21 quotes from 2 NEPHI 8 by today's marred servant who has half his brain tied behind his head just to make it fair.
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PS STEVEN FRESH: Mick Jagger's recent white cloud tree blossom [walk in the park] pic shows him wearing a 50 SHADES OF GREY cap on his head in Central Park, NYC.
For the Seattle based movie's prophetic [TRUMP TOWER] roof top penthouse helicopter location themes.
PUBLICITY NOTES: Woody Allen's new Basque, Spain film shoot will be all about FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS in Sun Valley, Idaho, etc.
Hello Bruce Willis.
"Wash him up and bring him over to me." Queen mother Julia on the set of THE MEXICAN.
PS WOODY ALLEN: Okay, your film production people will be spending so much government money and time on your new Spanish Fly purple VIAGRA pill movie this summer.
So why not sneak in a second unit back-to-back movie just like they did on ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN meets ANDY WARHOL'S VAMPIRE?
Wherein some rich old retired American expatriate is living it up in style with three young hotties like Selena Gomez, Cara Delevigne, and or Miley Cirus.
Think KILL CRUISE meets WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
It happening in Democrat socialist Paris, France of course.
Whereas old school fascism was destroyed by FDR er all in order to make way for the new and improved democratic fascism.
"You must all be equal with each other!" Adolf Hitler.
Or as Bill Clinton er all like to call it, the third way between communism and capitalism is the way of the future.
Problem is; the KINGDOM OF GOD can not happen unless and until the white christian men of St. George, Utah, Washington County are free to have more than one wife at a time in the sack.
Per those 3 NEPHI 20-21 quotes from 2 NEPHI 8 by today's marred servant who has half his brain tied behind his head just to make it fair.
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PS STEVEN FRESH: Mick Jagger's recent white cloud tree blossom [walk in the park] pic shows him wearing a 50 SHADES OF GREY cap on his head in Central Park, NYC.
For the Seattle based movie's prophetic [TRUMP TOWER] roof top penthouse helicopter location themes.
PUBLICITY NOTES: Woody Allen's new Basque, Spain film shoot will be all about FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS in Sun Valley, Idaho, etc.
Hello Bruce Willis.
"Wash him up and bring him over to me." Queen mother Julia on the set of THE MEXICAN.
PS WOODY ALLEN: Okay, your film production people will be spending so much government money and time on your new Spanish Fly purple VIAGRA pill movie this summer.
So why not sneak in a second unit back-to-back movie just like they did on ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN meets ANDY WARHOL'S VAMPIRE?
Wherein some rich old retired American expatriate is living it up in style with three young hotties like Selena Gomez, Cara Delevigne, and or Miley Cirus.
Think KILL CRUISE meets WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
Tuesday, April 16, 2019
THE SECRET LADY
Emma Watson turned 29 on the same day that Our Lady's hair got on fire.
Because the actress, who was originally born in Paris, will suddenly become born again in Paris at exactly 3:00 pm in the afternoon in the near future.
The popular French Greek name Emma being a word play on the Latin letter 'M'.
As in THE MOTHER OF WHORES, whose M icon is used in such 1960s movies as BANANAS and CASINO ROYALE.
Ergo, Woody Allen has now been blacklisted by the same paranoid Hollywood backstabbing Jews who he exposed in THE FRONT.
Talk about guys who will say or do anything just to get laid.
For talking about the above April 1971 movie trailer that incorporates the STARBUCKS logo as one of it's key plot point icons.
For when the time would also come in America that the socialist revolution invasion from Central America will be "cut off" during the final 70 weeks of plot twists in DANIEL 9.
See every chapter and verse in the scriptures where the term "cut off" refers to some horrible war start up.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: Woody Allen's act alike girlfriend in BANANAS represents a physically transfigured look alike Gwyneth Paltrow actress.
PS MEL GIBSON: Yeah I know already. You actually did have your own private 'Nurse Betty' moment like about ten years ago.
I AM is only harping on it now for the sake of our devout Catholic friends who are late to the GSR/TWN party.
Stick with me on this one.
"It will be worth it." Says the Lord at 2bc.info.
Who over ten years ago promised me in person that, "It won't break you..." to pay Him a full tithe on my own private business profits.
Because the actress, who was originally born in Paris, will suddenly become born again in Paris at exactly 3:00 pm in the afternoon in the near future.
The popular French Greek name Emma being a word play on the Latin letter 'M'.
As in THE MOTHER OF WHORES, whose M icon is used in such 1960s movies as BANANAS and CASINO ROYALE.
Ergo, Woody Allen has now been blacklisted by the same paranoid Hollywood backstabbing Jews who he exposed in THE FRONT.
Talk about guys who will say or do anything just to get laid.
For talking about the above April 1971 movie trailer that incorporates the STARBUCKS logo as one of it's key plot point icons.
For when the time would also come in America that the socialist revolution invasion from Central America will be "cut off" during the final 70 weeks of plot twists in DANIEL 9.
See every chapter and verse in the scriptures where the term "cut off" refers to some horrible war start up.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: Woody Allen's act alike girlfriend in BANANAS represents a physically transfigured look alike Gwyneth Paltrow actress.
PS MEL GIBSON: Yeah I know already. You actually did have your own private 'Nurse Betty' moment like about ten years ago.
I AM is only harping on it now for the sake of our devout Catholic friends who are late to the GSR/TWN party.
Stick with me on this one.
"It will be worth it." Says the Lord at 2bc.info.
Who over ten years ago promised me in person that, "It won't break you..." to pay Him a full tithe on my own private business profits.
THE SECRET STATE
The former governor of Catholic Mass. William Weld, declared his GOP candidacy on the same day Our Lady burned.
Who is running on the same ideals of Pope Francis meets Mitt Romney meets Howard Schultz.
In Divine confirmation of the village elder in VANPIRE CIRCUS who assures everybody that they have "...nothing to fear." about the circus' black panther act.
As he enters into the traveling show's warped MIRROR OF LIFE attraction.
Whatever, maybe the Nostra Damus restoration fire was caused by a welder.
One thing for sure, it was definitely a DA VINCI CODE movie trailer sign about the royal queen mother of Jesus' BRANCH DAVIDIAN children.
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PS NICOLE: Royal coachman flyfishing season always starts on Easter Sunday in Washington State.
Who is running on the same ideals of Pope Francis meets Mitt Romney meets Howard Schultz.
In Divine confirmation of the village elder in VANPIRE CIRCUS who assures everybody that they have "...nothing to fear." about the circus' black panther act.
As he enters into the traveling show's warped MIRROR OF LIFE attraction.
Whatever, maybe the Nostra Damus restoration fire was caused by a welder.
One thing for sure, it was definitely a DA VINCI CODE movie trailer sign about the royal queen mother of Jesus' BRANCH DAVIDIAN children.
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PS NICOLE: Royal coachman flyfishing season always starts on Easter Sunday in Washington State.
Monday, April 15, 2019
THE SECRET CHURCH
ICON's showrunner Mel Gibson is now having his own cloudmakerpictures.com Nurse Betty moment.
That was triggered by the bell tower fire of THE CHURCH OF OUR LADY in Paris, France.
For a Divine church manifestation of my own private hunchback sidekick in CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER meets CARNIVAL OF SOULS.
See every "church lady" skit ever done by the agnostic liberal secular Jews at SNL/NBC.
In the exact same spirit of the Devil's own private mouthpiece who sits on his throne in the Vatican.
So therefore...
See every ripoff forerunner movie of THE DA VINCE CODE that was ever produced by the likes of HAMMER and Roger Corman, a.k.a. "The Pope of Pop Culture".
Starting again on this 5.3 with the opening of EXTREMELY NASTY, PERVERTED AND VILE in theaters everywhere in Pierce County, Washington.
Or something like that.
Who have been mocking PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP ever since he got elected in 16. Just because he likes the ladies.
Whereas, as it says in MORONI, the original temple spire trumpet blower, "...it is by the wicked that the wicked are punished." in the NURSE BETTY prophecy.
Since most of the hospital nurses in France are actually Catholic nuns from Africa who wear those funny white cloud hats on their heads.
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PS CHRIS WOOD: The real Mother Mary Virgin of Jesus Chris/t wants you to call her beloved great great... grandson at home this week in Edmonds, Washington; via my privately listed Utah line at 801 310 8543.
"We've met before, haven't we..." LOST HIGHWAY.
That was triggered by the bell tower fire of THE CHURCH OF OUR LADY in Paris, France.
For a Divine church manifestation of my own private hunchback sidekick in CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER meets CARNIVAL OF SOULS.
See every "church lady" skit ever done by the agnostic liberal secular Jews at SNL/NBC.
In the exact same spirit of the Devil's own private mouthpiece who sits on his throne in the Vatican.
So therefore...
See every ripoff forerunner movie of THE DA VINCE CODE that was ever produced by the likes of HAMMER and Roger Corman, a.k.a. "The Pope of Pop Culture".
Starting again on this 5.3 with the opening of EXTREMELY NASTY, PERVERTED AND VILE in theaters everywhere in Pierce County, Washington.
Or something like that.
Who have been mocking PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP ever since he got elected in 16. Just because he likes the ladies.
Whereas, as it says in MORONI, the original temple spire trumpet blower, "...it is by the wicked that the wicked are punished." in the NURSE BETTY prophecy.
Since most of the hospital nurses in France are actually Catholic nuns from Africa who wear those funny white cloud hats on their heads.
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PS CHRIS WOOD: The real Mother Mary Virgin of Jesus Chris/t wants you to call her beloved great great... grandson at home this week in Edmonds, Washington; via my privately listed Utah line at 801 310 8543.
"We've met before, haven't we..." LOST HIGHWAY.
THE SECRET CIRCUS
Tiger Woods miraculously came from behind to win the MASTERS' green jacket in confirmation of the tiger and black panther vampires in VAMPIRE CIRCUS.
See every classic vampire movie ever made where the lead vampire is called "master" by his minions.
As per the 666 VAMPIRE CIRCUS, the black panther actually turns into a great Tiger Woods look alike himself. Complete with blood red shirt and a more groovy 70s haircut.
Who then prowls through the woods hunting down the helpless villagers and their innocent school children.
Before he gets slain in the end, by the movie's heroic younger Tom Cruise figure named Anton. As the bells ring out the sounds of victory at the Lynwood cross/roads location of TRADER JOES.
All of which takes place 15 years after the villagers killed the story's transsexual Count Dracula rock star.
In accordance to God's Divine timeline that goes back to the last year that Tiger won THE MASTERS in Augusta, (Roma) Georgia; for his 15th majors title.
Located right next to a small village called Schultz Hill.
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See every classic vampire movie ever made where the lead vampire is called "master" by his minions.
As per the 666 VAMPIRE CIRCUS, the black panther actually turns into a great Tiger Woods look alike himself. Complete with blood red shirt and a more groovy 70s haircut.
Who then prowls through the woods hunting down the helpless villagers and their innocent school children.
Before he gets slain in the end, by the movie's heroic younger Tom Cruise figure named Anton. As the bells ring out the sounds of victory at the Lynwood cross/roads location of TRADER JOES.
All of which takes place 15 years after the villagers killed the story's transsexual Count Dracula rock star.
In accordance to God's Divine timeline that goes back to the last year that Tiger won THE MASTERS in Augusta, (Roma) Georgia; for his 15th majors title.
Located right next to a small village called Schultz Hill.
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Sunday, April 14, 2019
THE SECRET FAMILY
Uncle Jim and a blond aunt Judy get lured into the vampire castle scene in Seattle by a future Howard Schultz look alike in THE KISS OF THE VAMPIRE.
Where STARBUCKS' corporate green city scene of Seattle is worn by all the lead vampire players.
Who eventually trap aunt Judy inside their D&C 86 temple chambers of Egypt and Sodom.
While my rather agnostic uncle Jim is shunned by the rest of the family for his own good.
But later, the wounded beast in REVELATION 13 is stopped when the Washington monument of Egypt crashes down on Dr Evil's henchman.
Then today's illegal alien invasion in EZEKIEL 38's country with no walls is summoned by the British spirit of Alfred Hitchcock.
Whose San Francisco sanctuary city prophecy in THE BIRDS plays out over the Biblical trumpet ram horns of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Note the MASTERS green jacket tie in to the two 1963 movies' stormy endings in THE BIRDS trailer; co-starring a physically transfigured uncle Jim and aunt Judy.
[Aunt Judy ran her own children's school for decades in Kirkland, Washington.]
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Where STARBUCKS' corporate green city scene of Seattle is worn by all the lead vampire players.
Who eventually trap aunt Judy inside their D&C 86 temple chambers of Egypt and Sodom.
While my rather agnostic uncle Jim is shunned by the rest of the family for his own good.
But later, the wounded beast in REVELATION 13 is stopped when the Washington monument of Egypt crashes down on Dr Evil's henchman.
Then today's illegal alien invasion in EZEKIEL 38's country with no walls is summoned by the British spirit of Alfred Hitchcock.
Whose San Francisco sanctuary city prophecy in THE BIRDS plays out over the Biblical trumpet ram horns of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Note the MASTERS green jacket tie in to the two 1963 movies' stormy endings in THE BIRDS trailer; co-starring a physically transfigured uncle Jim and aunt Judy.
[Aunt Judy ran her own children's school for decades in Kirkland, Washington.]
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Friday, April 12, 2019
THE SECRET KING ARTHUR
In the surprise ending to CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER, yours truly, a.k.a. the King, wields his sacred cross REV.19 sword against vampires in a big castle size PLAYBOY mansion up on a hill.
Wherein the lead vampire, who drains his victims of their youth, turns out to be the future British made film's ageless rock star Mick Jagger.
And his female partner is non other that Hollywood's ageless ROCK STAR co-star Jennifer Aniston.
Ergo, the only thing that can stop Jagger is a certain surgical steel blade to the heart; rather than the traditional crude wood stake.
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REVELATION 19
PS UNCLE JIM: Two nights ago I had a flash vision of a single HERSHEYS kisses sitting on top of the toilet lid in your upstairs bathroom in Kirkland, Washington.
So I decided to see HAMMER's earlier 1963 movie, THE KISS OF THE VAMPIRE. Before watching their inspired VAMPIRE CIRCUS prophecy.
Whereas, CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER came out in movie theaters on the same day that I met my French ex-wife coed at a BYU campus movie theater.
Wherein the lead vampire, who drains his victims of their youth, turns out to be the future British made film's ageless rock star Mick Jagger.
And his female partner is non other that Hollywood's ageless ROCK STAR co-star Jennifer Aniston.
Ergo, the only thing that can stop Jagger is a certain surgical steel blade to the heart; rather than the traditional crude wood stake.
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REVELATION 19
PS UNCLE JIM: Two nights ago I had a flash vision of a single HERSHEYS kisses sitting on top of the toilet lid in your upstairs bathroom in Kirkland, Washington.
So I decided to see HAMMER's earlier 1963 movie, THE KISS OF THE VAMPIRE. Before watching their inspired VAMPIRE CIRCUS prophecy.
Whereas, CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER came out in movie theaters on the same day that I met my French ex-wife coed at a BYU campus movie theater.
Tuesday, April 9, 2019
THE SECRET VIRGIN
Both a younger and older Elizabeth Hurley returns in HAMMER's physical transfiguration allegory called COUNTESS DRACULA.
Wherein she needs the blood transfusions of beautiful young virgins in order to look young again.
In confirmation of Viginia winning in overtime by DC 85 to DC 77 in the Twin Cities, on the same day I saw it's trailer for the first time.
Whereas, the physical transfiguration turns one into a new virgin again as well.
Which is why it is also refered to at times as the spiritual transfiguration.
Ergo, all things were created spiritually before they were created physically.
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COLD TURKEY NOTES: A man riding on a British BREXIT made TRIUMPH medicine wheel motorcycle was just struck in the chest by a wild turkey in Michigan.
Even that same sexy TRIUMPH bike featured in MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets my own private BYU student film NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.
Where in the above first movie trailer we see River Phoenix holding up God's protective white cloud suds in the indie film's bathtub vampire homage to Andy Warhol.
PS JEFF: Cousin David just got engaged to a beautiful younger Chinese lady who he met only two weeks ago on some international LDS match-maker web site.
So now she wants to kick out everyone here but Dave's two daughters.
Then move in the rest of her extended immigrant family members.
Which is quite understandable under the circumstances.
Hell, my own last girlfriend from Bothell, Washington was South Korean.
And she was the best 19 year-old girlfriend that I ever had.
The one that got away.
Wherein she needs the blood transfusions of beautiful young virgins in order to look young again.
In confirmation of Viginia winning in overtime by DC 85 to DC 77 in the Twin Cities, on the same day I saw it's trailer for the first time.
Whereas, the physical transfiguration turns one into a new virgin again as well.
Which is why it is also refered to at times as the spiritual transfiguration.
Ergo, all things were created spiritually before they were created physically.
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COLD TURKEY NOTES: A man riding on a British BREXIT made TRIUMPH medicine wheel motorcycle was just struck in the chest by a wild turkey in Michigan.
Even that same sexy TRIUMPH bike featured in MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets my own private BYU student film NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.
Where in the above first movie trailer we see River Phoenix holding up God's protective white cloud suds in the indie film's bathtub vampire homage to Andy Warhol.
PS JEFF: Cousin David just got engaged to a beautiful younger Chinese lady who he met only two weeks ago on some international LDS match-maker web site.
So now she wants to kick out everyone here but Dave's two daughters.
Then move in the rest of her extended immigrant family members.
Which is quite understandable under the circumstances.
Hell, my own last girlfriend from Bothell, Washington was South Korean.
And she was the best 19 year-old girlfriend that I ever had.
The one that got away.
Monday, April 8, 2019
THE SECRET EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL AND VILE HAIRDO
Zac Efron's new cloud shampoo job went viral for a powerful Providential promotion of his upcoming Tacoma, Piece County biopic about yours truly of Bonney Lake, Washington.
Whereas last Wednesday at 8:57pm, Michael told me that my very talented friend at www.cloudmakerpictures.com is about to have his own private surprise "Nurse Betty" movie trailer ending.
Which was also directed by a fellow BYU film studies gradute named Neil LaBute.
If you don't believe it. Take a look at Zac's physically transfigured washboard [dirty laundrey] 6.66 abs that only took a miraculous 15 reps to achieve.
Of course it's unbelievable!
That's the whole idea.
One day you look just ok.
Shazam! That next day you look fabulous; no more crutches, walkers, or wheelchairs.
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PS MEL GIBSON: Don't worry, your own surprise Nurse Betty style D&C 86 moment is right around the corner.
Whereas last Wednesday at 8:57pm, Michael told me that my very talented friend at www.cloudmakerpictures.com is about to have his own private surprise "Nurse Betty" movie trailer ending.
Which was also directed by a fellow BYU film studies gradute named Neil LaBute.
If you don't believe it. Take a look at Zac's physically transfigured washboard [dirty laundrey] 6.66 abs that only took a miraculous 15 reps to achieve.
Of course it's unbelievable!
That's the whole idea.
One day you look just ok.
Shazam! That next day you look fabulous; no more crutches, walkers, or wheelchairs.
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PS MEL GIBSON: Don't worry, your own surprise Nurse Betty style D&C 86 moment is right around the corner.
Sunday, April 7, 2019
THE SECRET GAME
"It's a phenomenon that no one ever saw coming,..." says the Dragon Queen herself in Sunday's NYT 58,290.
Just like the BREXIT vote was something that the ruling class never saw coming.
Regarding the final season of HBO's biggest hit ever, entitled GAME OF THRONES, ending in the final days of the UK vote to kill, or be killed, by BREXIT.
As the one whom the ten year long series is based on, I would just take the cold turkey route and let the chips fall where they may.
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PS JIM CARREY: The guant faced, self righteous, witch hunter in TWINS OF EVIL is a Robert Mueller prophecy.
Who meets regularly, in secret closed meetings, at his synagog of Satan with the establishment's brotherhood.
On the other hand...
The trimmed down Count Kardashian castle baron is a moderate Republican [Never Trumper] Jimmy Fallon prophecy. Whose muted trumpet, negro bodyguard sidekick, represents the leader of his black band called ROOTS.
Just like the BREXIT vote was something that the ruling class never saw coming.
Regarding the final season of HBO's biggest hit ever, entitled GAME OF THRONES, ending in the final days of the UK vote to kill, or be killed, by BREXIT.
As the one whom the ten year long series is based on, I would just take the cold turkey route and let the chips fall where they may.
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PS JIM CARREY: The guant faced, self righteous, witch hunter in TWINS OF EVIL is a Robert Mueller prophecy.
Who meets regularly, in secret closed meetings, at his synagog of Satan with the establishment's brotherhood.
On the other hand...
The trimmed down Count Kardashian castle baron is a moderate Republican [Never Trumper] Jimmy Fallon prophecy. Whose muted trumpet, negro bodyguard sidekick, represents the leader of his black band called ROOTS.
Saturday, April 6, 2019
THE SECRET SPIRIT
I still had not decided which one of the blonds in LUST FOR A VAMPIRE reminded me the most of Elle Fanning when I moved on to the HAMMER trilogy's final Kardashian castle episode entitled TWINS OF EVIL.
Wherefore I immediately forgot about the Fanning question when I saw that the last film's satanic cult leader was a stunning slimmed down dead ringer for Jimmy Fallon.
So naturally, I did a breaking news search on him and found a video of Jimmy and Elle lip synching together on his late night tv show just last night.
Her in a blond Marilyn Monroe outfit. There to promote her new evil TEEN SPIRIT horror movie sub plot about the suicidal rock star vampire from Seattle.
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Wherefore I immediately forgot about the Fanning question when I saw that the last film's satanic cult leader was a stunning slimmed down dead ringer for Jimmy Fallon.
So naturally, I did a breaking news search on him and found a video of Jimmy and Elle lip synching together on his late night tv show just last night.
Her in a blond Marilyn Monroe outfit. There to promote her new evil TEEN SPIRIT horror movie sub plot about the suicidal rock star vampire from Seattle.
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THE SECRET FORECAST
It's supposed to get very cloudy in Britain later this week.
After a period of warm spring weather that brought out all of the fair ladies in their best white cloud outfits to the annual high society horse races.
Note that the best six ones on the DAILY MAIL's list feature the kind of huge ripe melons that would even give Elizabeth Hurley a run for the money.
And I say this as a legs man.
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PS JIM CARREY: More mormon economics, less Catholic economics.
Whereas, THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING was a much better anticommunist brainwashing movie than your pro socialist propaganda rip off called ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS [PC] MIND.
After a period of warm spring weather that brought out all of the fair ladies in their best white cloud outfits to the annual high society horse races.
Note that the best six ones on the DAILY MAIL's list feature the kind of huge ripe melons that would even give Elizabeth Hurley a run for the money.
And I say this as a legs man.
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PS JIM CARREY: More mormon economics, less Catholic economics.
Whereas, THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING was a much better anticommunist brainwashing movie than your pro socialist propaganda rip off called ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS [PC] MIND.
Friday, April 5, 2019
THE SECRET LOVE
LUST FOR A VAMPIRE starts in 1830 with one of Joseph Smith's secret wives getting her throat cut upon the desecrated temple ark of the covenant on day 1290.
Where the blood from her neck drains into the Holy Grail; that will be used to revive the satanic cult of a MARRIED WITH CHILDREN style Jesus Christ Jew.
Which takes place in some dark mormon chapel that has no blood dripping crucifixes or crosses on display, yada yada.
Then Smith arrives at the school for virgin daughters of Israel up in the mountains. Where he sees the fair ladies performing a dance involving God's protective white clouds fluttering above their heads.
However, the 'Lastrange' religion hero soon falls in lust with the most beautiful blond vampiress of them all.
For the film's christian traditions of monogomy that ultimately lead to the widows seeking after strange flesh.
All of which comes to a violent end when we see Mel Brooks in one of his trademark cameos getting a wooden stake to the heart.
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Where the blood from her neck drains into the Holy Grail; that will be used to revive the satanic cult of a MARRIED WITH CHILDREN style Jesus Christ Jew.
Which takes place in some dark mormon chapel that has no blood dripping crucifixes or crosses on display, yada yada.
Then Smith arrives at the school for virgin daughters of Israel up in the mountains. Where he sees the fair ladies performing a dance involving God's protective white clouds fluttering above their heads.
However, the 'Lastrange' religion hero soon falls in lust with the most beautiful blond vampiress of them all.
For the film's christian traditions of monogomy that ultimately lead to the widows seeking after strange flesh.
All of which comes to a violent end when we see Mel Brooks in one of his trademark cameos getting a wooden stake to the heart.
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THE SECRET LEBOWSKI
That 40ish son of a bitch who looks like a transfigured Jeff Bridges, and smacks me off some subway bench in the JOKER trailer, is role playing my own son in my hand written screenplay for THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI.
It happening after we see my late mother's SEDAN DE VILLE curbed across the street from a medicine wheel pharmacy and stacks of black plastic body bags lying on the sidewalk.
No wonder that the new hot spot for signs and wonders has been the SUBWAY shop at 76 and 196 in Edmonds for the past 4 weeks.
Starting with a flash vision of my same age nephew Chad Harkom stopping to give me a ride right there at the curb.
And ever since then; it's been one KING'S PLUMBING truck, or tree pruning services trailer, and or a string of white OUTBACKS; each and every time I walk by the franchise.
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Have you ever made a movie sequel rip off just for the big money?
Maybe it's time to try something a little different.
Just... for the shits and giggles.
It happening after we see my late mother's SEDAN DE VILLE curbed across the street from a medicine wheel pharmacy and stacks of black plastic body bags lying on the sidewalk.
No wonder that the new hot spot for signs and wonders has been the SUBWAY shop at 76 and 196 in Edmonds for the past 4 weeks.
Starting with a flash vision of my same age nephew Chad Harkom stopping to give me a ride right there at the curb.
And ever since then; it's been one KING'S PLUMBING truck, or tree pruning services trailer, and or a string of white OUTBACKS; each and every time I walk by the franchise.
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Have you ever made a movie sequel rip off just for the big money?
Maybe it's time to try something a little different.
Just... for the shits and giggles.
Thursday, April 4, 2019
THE SECRET CUT
The final "cut off"s happen toward the end of the 62/69/70 weeks scenario in DANIEL 9.
That will be happening around 12 months from now.
Leading up to my own spoken word revelation on the subject that says, "The cut off time is May 9." circa 2020.
Hence PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's new one year warning about cutting off the Lake Casa Blanca border line with Mexico, at I-35 and Hwy.59, Webb County, Texas, one year from now.
And he don't care who know it.
Wink wink, Seattle, Washington's owner of the WASHINGTON POST, a.k.a. Dr. Evil, of Austin Powers fame, is now the largest land baron in the State of Texas, yada yada.
See every western movie ever made where the land baron is the bad guy.
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That will be happening around 12 months from now.
Leading up to my own spoken word revelation on the subject that says, "The cut off time is May 9." circa 2020.
Hence PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's new one year warning about cutting off the Lake Casa Blanca border line with Mexico, at I-35 and Hwy.59, Webb County, Texas, one year from now.
And he don't care who know it.
Wink wink, Seattle, Washington's owner of the WASHINGTON POST, a.k.a. Dr. Evil, of Austin Powers fame, is now the largest land baron in the State of Texas, yada yada.
See every western movie ever made where the land baron is the bad guy.
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THE SECRET CLOUD
Here is why Mick Jagger is getting his bad heart fixed on 4.5 Friday in NYC.
For the final interpretation from God of His inspiration behind the mysterious GET OFF MY CLOUD lyrics.
Wherein the ROLLING STONES are living high atop some future TRUMP TOWER in the city during the final 42 months of the wicked treading upon God's protective cloud of Zion.
Ergo, there are no more clouds and rain in certain places because of the tyranny of sodom and Egypt.
Wherefore.
See every HAMMER FILM where the evil polygamist mormon vampires are protected by a white cloud.
While keeping in mind the song's 1965 civil rights lyrics about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim being a crowd.
Who just want to prevent everyone from having a good time like me in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW trailer meets the ROCK STAR trailer.
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For the final interpretation from God of His inspiration behind the mysterious GET OFF MY CLOUD lyrics.
Wherein the ROLLING STONES are living high atop some future TRUMP TOWER in the city during the final 42 months of the wicked treading upon God's protective cloud of Zion.
Ergo, there are no more clouds and rain in certain places because of the tyranny of sodom and Egypt.
Wherefore.
See every HAMMER FILM where the evil polygamist mormon vampires are protected by a white cloud.
While keeping in mind the song's 1965 civil rights lyrics about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim being a crowd.
Who just want to prevent everyone from having a good time like me in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW trailer meets the ROCK STAR trailer.
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Wednesday, April 3, 2019
THE SECRET JOKE
"When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by."
One gets the joke, and smiles about it, in the new JOKER trailer when we see the unhinged Alec Baldwin joker playing a serious news commentator on tv.
In confirmation of the Democrats' subpoena of crazy Bob's Russian conspiracy report on the same day the trailer was released.
It being Baldwin's 61st birthday.
Which everyone in Washington knew was a huge insider joke from the get go.
"Most people don't get satire." Rob Reiner, 1984.
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One gets the joke, and smiles about it, in the new JOKER trailer when we see the unhinged Alec Baldwin joker playing a serious news commentator on tv.
In confirmation of the Democrats' subpoena of crazy Bob's Russian conspiracy report on the same day the trailer was released.
It being Baldwin's 61st birthday.
Which everyone in Washington knew was a huge insider joke from the get go.
"Most people don't get satire." Rob Reiner, 1984.
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THE SECRET CHASE
Officers in need of assistance chased a stolen swift car full of teens into the beach house gates of Taylor Swift Tuesday night in Washington County, Rhode Island.
In confirmation of the Swift look alike in the family values movie trailer for CHASED at cloudmakerpictures.com .
Which was itself just corroborated by Ms Holmes' own secret cloud [Island County, Washington] number at CINEMACON.
Who was there to promote her new Puget Sound horror movie filmed in Victoria, British Columbia.
Then for a second Kingston Ferry boat warning, WARNER just came out at CINEMACON with their new movie poster art of a physically transfigured 1989 Greg Relf painting by Jim Carrey.
To be followed up later today by the movie trailer.
"If something looks out of place, tell someone." Washington State ferry boat system warning sign.
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PS CHRIS WOOD: That same amazing Laurence Olivier look alike was at QFC yesterday. Riding in an SUV with a rear plate frame that said, "I'd rather be in Ireland."
Whatever.
When the Trox is looking for more Irish Catholic family values writers and directors in Bonney Lake, Washington, you will be first in line.
In confirmation of the Swift look alike in the family values movie trailer for CHASED at cloudmakerpictures.com .
Which was itself just corroborated by Ms Holmes' own secret cloud [Island County, Washington] number at CINEMACON.
Who was there to promote her new Puget Sound horror movie filmed in Victoria, British Columbia.
Then for a second Kingston Ferry boat warning, WARNER just came out at CINEMACON with their new movie poster art of a physically transfigured 1989 Greg Relf painting by Jim Carrey.
To be followed up later today by the movie trailer.
"If something looks out of place, tell someone." Washington State ferry boat system warning sign.
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PS CHRIS WOOD: That same amazing Laurence Olivier look alike was at QFC yesterday. Riding in an SUV with a rear plate frame that said, "I'd rather be in Ireland."
Whatever.
When the Trox is looking for more Irish Catholic family values writers and directors in Bonney Lake, Washington, you will be first in line.
Tuesday, April 2, 2019
THE SECRET IMPRESSION
Kate Holmes, of Honeymoon Harbor, Holmes Bay, Whidbey Island fame, showed up in a TWIN PEAKS pink torpedo bra under a shear white cloudmakerpictures.com top at CINEMACON, Las Vegas Tuesday.
In support of the First Lady's own pink outfit happening just a day or two before.
Ergo, SPINAL TAP is reduced to performing their old 'pink torpedo' hit at some minor military air base like the one on the above mentioned Island County landmark.
Meanwhile, I'm half way through 1971's VAMPIRE LOVERS prophetic depiction of a physically transfigured Elizabeth Hurley visiting today's Greek White House in order to recrute more bisexual polygamist wives for my blood sucking vampire antihero.
That opens with her using some white cloud shroud of Jesus in order to intermingle with today's high society; plus promote her own line of shear bikini wear at elizabethhurleybeach.com.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
In support of the First Lady's own pink outfit happening just a day or two before.
Ergo, SPINAL TAP is reduced to performing their old 'pink torpedo' hit at some minor military air base like the one on the above mentioned Island County landmark.
Meanwhile, I'm half way through 1971's VAMPIRE LOVERS prophetic depiction of a physically transfigured Elizabeth Hurley visiting today's Greek White House in order to recrute more bisexual polygamist wives for my blood sucking vampire antihero.
That opens with her using some white cloud shroud of Jesus in order to intermingle with today's high society; plus promote her own line of shear bikini wear at elizabethhurleybeach.com.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Monday, April 1, 2019
THE SECRET OPERATION
75 year-old rock star Mick Jagger is getting his heart surgery on Friday [4.5] in Andy Warhol's factory home town of NYC.
In Divine confirmation of the prophetic happenings in Rob Reiner's trailer for
THIS IS SPINAL TAP.
Wherein we see those two loud noisy volume nobs of Judah and Ephraim that go up to the number REVELATION 11.
"And two shall cause 10,000.. " to shut the fuck up. DUDERONIMY 32, yada yada.
"TAKE ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART NOW BABY!.. BREAK IT!"
Janis Joplin, 1968, with BIG BROTHER AND THE HOLDING COMPANY.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
In Divine confirmation of the prophetic happenings in Rob Reiner's trailer for
THIS IS SPINAL TAP.
Wherein we see those two loud noisy volume nobs of Judah and Ephraim that go up to the number REVELATION 11.
"And two shall cause 10,000.. " to shut the fuck up. DUDERONIMY 32, yada yada.
"TAKE ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART NOW BABY!.. BREAK IT!"
Janis Joplin, 1968, with BIG BROTHER AND THE HOLDING COMPANY.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
THE SECRET HUSSLE
Nipsey Hussle was gunned down in cold blood in confirmation of Jim Carrey's latest Mussolini 'dead red' painting.
Whereas, Il Duce and his girlfriend [think Lauren London] were shot dead before they were strung up like vampire bats at that northern Italian gas station in THE AMERICAN.
Whereas, my Benito look alike buddy Steven Fresh is now hanging out at the same 5 star hotels in the exact same Italian lakes region.
Whereas, the 6'3" Hussle often wore a huuge gold medallion on his neck that represented the gold medallion of Karl Marx that Mussolini always kept in his pocket.
For example.
Back in the 1970s it was actually Donald Trump who voted for the Communist Party's candidate for President.
And the former Jewish spy chief for the abomination of desolation, John Brennan, was your typical secret Reagan Democrat super crazy patriot.
Flash forward to the 2016 election.
When Putin was secretly working behind the scenes to elect the ghost of Ronald Reagan.
And thereby defeat the rising, born again, anti western peacenick forces of surrender and appeasement that the Clinton campaign was stooging for.
Hint, hint.
Back in the 1960s, Hillary Clinton was a big time "better dead than red" supporter of Barry Goldwater.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
GREG'S UPSIDE DOWN PINEAPPLE CAKE: Just make sure that the bottom crust gets nice and brown and crispy.
Nothing worse than a soggy upside down, under done, pineapple cake.
So then you cover it up with a dallope of whipped cream on top, but that only makes it more mooshy.
Whatever, Julia Child always splashed a shot or two of Irish whiskey into the hot pan first.
Which made the sugary yellow cake batter and pineapple rings become very caramelized.
And gave it a nice carmel butterscotch flavor to boot.
Whereas, Il Duce and his girlfriend [think Lauren London] were shot dead before they were strung up like vampire bats at that northern Italian gas station in THE AMERICAN.
Whereas, my Benito look alike buddy Steven Fresh is now hanging out at the same 5 star hotels in the exact same Italian lakes region.
Whereas, the 6'3" Hussle often wore a huuge gold medallion on his neck that represented the gold medallion of Karl Marx that Mussolini always kept in his pocket.
For example.
Back in the 1970s it was actually Donald Trump who voted for the Communist Party's candidate for President.
And the former Jewish spy chief for the abomination of desolation, John Brennan, was your typical secret Reagan Democrat super crazy patriot.
Flash forward to the 2016 election.
When Putin was secretly working behind the scenes to elect the ghost of Ronald Reagan.
And thereby defeat the rising, born again, anti western peacenick forces of surrender and appeasement that the Clinton campaign was stooging for.
Hint, hint.
Back in the 1960s, Hillary Clinton was a big time "better dead than red" supporter of Barry Goldwater.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
GREG'S UPSIDE DOWN PINEAPPLE CAKE: Just make sure that the bottom crust gets nice and brown and crispy.
Nothing worse than a soggy upside down, under done, pineapple cake.
So then you cover it up with a dallope of whipped cream on top, but that only makes it more mooshy.
Whatever, Julia Child always splashed a shot or two of Irish whiskey into the hot pan first.
Which made the sugary yellow cake batter and pineapple rings become very caramelized.
And gave it a nice carmel butterscotch flavor to boot.
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