Tuesday, January 29, 2019

LOVING THE BOMB

Nancy Pelosi er all chose that fat negro lady who sings, "Your love is the bomb..." in WILD AT HEART to deliver her party's response to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's State of the Union address on the 5th.
Which features those two 1950s silver dollars that represent America's two problems of Judah and Ephraim during the above film's Big N.O. sequences.
Talk about declaring a national emergency and building a wall during the "troublous times" in DANIEL 9: 24-27.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

HELLO KITTY: Paine Field will be open for regular business flights between Edmonds and LA starting on 2.11.

PS DAVID LYNCH: They had to special order the $19 battery, plus a new $20 screen, for my older Korean issue J7. Which will not be in until this Friday; unfortunately the first day of February.
Meanwhile, you can email me at gregorysr1260@gmail.com .
Whatever.
As I walked up to the cell phone repair shop, a completely restored mint condition 1967 CHEVY rolled by me out of the parking lot.
Then inside the shop, I saw their "FRESH START" poster for completely renewing your old PC using KING TECHNOLOGIES; starting from $149.
Then some overweight mid 40s gal walked in who looked like she definitely could use a bit of the old world vampire blood treatments.
"Look at all those [jogging] people trying to stave off the inevitable decay of the human body." Woody Allen, STARDUST MEMORIES.
See the above black and white 1980 film festival trailer if you don't believe it.

PS WOODY ALLEN: Had it up to here already with that little prick at Amazon?
How about doing a really interesting and surreally absurd series of sardonic and nostalgic vampire feature films for FORTIS FILMS?
See those two trailers for DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT and HIGH ANXIETY, if you are still looking for any new and original ideas for your next project.
Perhaps costarring Kristen Stewart and my sexy physically transfigured Anthony Perkins figure from Tacoma, Washington. Who likes getting it on with her and Nicole Kidman at the same time; per my latest big thing happening in EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL AND VILE.
See my own private indie film trailer for GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Oh yeah. Gonna vote for Donald Trump again in 2020.

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