This morning at exactly 8:15 am, Michael informed me that the BLOOD SIMPLE movie trailer was a blood cleansing physical tranny thing.
Hey guys. Why fuck like a 59 year-old when you can still fuck two wives at a time like my 39 year-old nextdoor neighbor in Bonney Lake, Washington.
Whereas the physical transfiguration process will probably settle in at the same age when they drained all of the blood of the Lamb down on the cross.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITTNESSES NEWSLETTER.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: Hey baby. It's high time to get your freak on with me.
Now that daddy has the money to buy you anything that you ever wanted.
Sorry Charlie. I do like em underaged and on the pretty skinny side;
circa 23-29.
That includes you too Cara Delevigne.
PS SIENNA MILLER: My original movie casting fantasies about you becoming my FBI CIA secret agent fuck buddy sidekick in HANNIBAL 4, was the Divine inspiration behind me fucking you in BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE's rip off of THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI.
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