They immediately pulled their trailer for the above SUNDANCE indie film right after they had read my latest TWN/GSR posting.
Which was all about my new multi picture deal with Woody Allen. Who would get full last cut off rights.
Just as long as all three movies will be co-starring yours truly.
Plus have at least something to do with any one movie that was ever made about my physically transfigured figure by HAMMER FILMS.
Ergo.
"There's no such thing as a free lunch." FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF.
See the 1986 movie trailer, that is all about me, and not about you, if you don't believe me.
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Now that you have made a few film's in England, France, Spain and Italy; how about doing a couple more in Eastern Europe?
Maybe Romania, Czechoslovakia, Poland...? Hell, why not go for the brass ring and do something really interesting and rather disturbing shot in either Moscow or Saint Petersburg?
PS KEN MCLEOD: My new business partner at cloudmakerpictures.com is also interested in doing nature conservation documentaries.
PS KATE HOLMES: The only reason why I took the Edmonds ferry over to Rt.104 Kingston on Thursday is because I had a dream about you showing me your delicious melons that are now ripe enough to eat.
So wouldn't you know it. Without any forethought whatsoever; my walk on passenger ticket was time-stamped at exactly 12:18 pm .
Thursday, January 31, 2019
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
THE 5TH ELEMENT
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will become the 5th President to appear on MOUNT RUSHMORE in the BLACK HILLS of South Dakota for a thousand years.
According to the 70 weeks prophecy in MARK 13:14 which says that the 42 months of the crazy horse shit in REVELATION 11 will finally hit the fan during winter time in 2019.
Now that we can finally see the rotten fruits of the abomination of desolation in DANIEL; a.k.a. Barack Obama.
Who the anti white christ Jews had caused to be elected president even though he was not even a US citizen. Not to mention the fact that he was also a homosexual.
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PS KIT WINN: The shut down [cut off] SEARS building icon at the ALDERWOOD MALL will be demolished for a Chicago, Illinois earthquake destruction prophecy; circa REVELATION 16.
PS SANDY: More true religion, less false tradition.
PS WOODY: Michael told me just this afternoon that Sandra Bullock has already passed on our vampire happening movie package deal.
Oh well. She's not the only fish in the sea.
COAST TO COAST RADIO NOTES: When all of those midnight talk radio show listeners call into this show, talking about their UFO abduction encounters with the "greys"; they are actually speaking in tongues about that grey skinned illegal alien named Barack Obama.
According to the 70 weeks prophecy in MARK 13:14 which says that the 42 months of the crazy horse shit in REVELATION 11 will finally hit the fan during winter time in 2019.
Now that we can finally see the rotten fruits of the abomination of desolation in DANIEL; a.k.a. Barack Obama.
Who the anti white christ Jews had caused to be elected president even though he was not even a US citizen. Not to mention the fact that he was also a homosexual.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS KIT WINN: The shut down [cut off] SEARS building icon at the ALDERWOOD MALL will be demolished for a Chicago, Illinois earthquake destruction prophecy; circa REVELATION 16.
PS SANDY: More true religion, less false tradition.
PS WOODY: Michael told me just this afternoon that Sandra Bullock has already passed on our vampire happening movie package deal.
Oh well. She's not the only fish in the sea.
COAST TO COAST RADIO NOTES: When all of those midnight talk radio show listeners call into this show, talking about their UFO abduction encounters with the "greys"; they are actually speaking in tongues about that grey skinned illegal alien named Barack Obama.
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
LOVING THE BOMB
Nancy Pelosi er all chose that fat negro lady who sings, "Your love is the bomb..." in WILD AT HEART to deliver her party's response to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's State of the Union address on the 5th.
Which features those two 1950s silver dollars that represent America's two problems of Judah and Ephraim during the above film's Big N.O. sequences.
Talk about declaring a national emergency and building a wall during the "troublous times" in DANIEL 9: 24-27.
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HELLO KITTY: Paine Field will be open for regular business flights between Edmonds and LA starting on 2.11.
PS DAVID LYNCH: They had to special order the $19 battery, plus a new $20 screen, for my older Korean issue J7. Which will not be in until this Friday; unfortunately the first day of February.
Meanwhile, you can email me at gregorysr1260@gmail.com .
Whatever.
As I walked up to the cell phone repair shop, a completely restored mint condition 1967 CHEVY rolled by me out of the parking lot.
Then inside the shop, I saw their "FRESH START" poster for completely renewing your old PC using KING TECHNOLOGIES; starting from $149.
Then some overweight mid 40s gal walked in who looked like she definitely could use a bit of the old world vampire blood treatments.
"Look at all those [jogging] people trying to stave off the inevitable decay of the human body." Woody Allen, STARDUST MEMORIES.
See the above black and white 1980 film festival trailer if you don't believe it.
PS WOODY ALLEN: Had it up to here already with that little prick at Amazon?
How about doing a really interesting and surreally absurd series of sardonic and nostalgic vampire feature films for FORTIS FILMS?
See those two trailers for DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT and HIGH ANXIETY, if you are still looking for any new and original ideas for your next project.
Perhaps costarring Kristen Stewart and my sexy physically transfigured Anthony Perkins figure from Tacoma, Washington. Who likes getting it on with her and Nicole Kidman at the same time; per my latest big thing happening in EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL AND VILE.
See my own private indie film trailer for GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Oh yeah. Gonna vote for Donald Trump again in 2020.
Which features those two 1950s silver dollars that represent America's two problems of Judah and Ephraim during the above film's Big N.O. sequences.
Talk about declaring a national emergency and building a wall during the "troublous times" in DANIEL 9: 24-27.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
HELLO KITTY: Paine Field will be open for regular business flights between Edmonds and LA starting on 2.11.
PS DAVID LYNCH: They had to special order the $19 battery, plus a new $20 screen, for my older Korean issue J7. Which will not be in until this Friday; unfortunately the first day of February.
Meanwhile, you can email me at gregorysr1260@gmail.com .
Whatever.
As I walked up to the cell phone repair shop, a completely restored mint condition 1967 CHEVY rolled by me out of the parking lot.
Then inside the shop, I saw their "FRESH START" poster for completely renewing your old PC using KING TECHNOLOGIES; starting from $149.
Then some overweight mid 40s gal walked in who looked like she definitely could use a bit of the old world vampire blood treatments.
"Look at all those [jogging] people trying to stave off the inevitable decay of the human body." Woody Allen, STARDUST MEMORIES.
See the above black and white 1980 film festival trailer if you don't believe it.
PS WOODY ALLEN: Had it up to here already with that little prick at Amazon?
How about doing a really interesting and surreally absurd series of sardonic and nostalgic vampire feature films for FORTIS FILMS?
See those two trailers for DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT and HIGH ANXIETY, if you are still looking for any new and original ideas for your next project.
Perhaps costarring Kristen Stewart and my sexy physically transfigured Anthony Perkins figure from Tacoma, Washington. Who likes getting it on with her and Nicole Kidman at the same time; per my latest big thing happening in EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL AND VILE.
See my own private indie film trailer for GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Oh yeah. Gonna vote for Donald Trump again in 2020.
Monday, January 28, 2019
5 CARD DRAW
After my latest number 5 omens posting, there was a 5.5 and 5 down in STARBUCKS' coffee grower regions.
So I looked more closely at that PARTY OF FIVE family who perished in a fiery crash at 2:30 on I-75 near New Zion, Kentucky.
Learning more about their very inclusive mainstream religion muslim family values. Also finding various social media pix of them celebrating both Christmas and Ramadan at the same time.
For yet one more ten virgins prophecy about MAROON 5 performing at the 50/50 half time show on 2.3 in MLK JR's SUPER BOWL happening in Atlanta, Georgia.
[The above wrong-way-driver was from Georgetown, yada yada.]
Whatever, I'm still seeing more ominous signs and wonders regarding the NBA rather than the NFL. With a particular emphasis on Paris Hilton's upcoming birthday.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO.58, 230
OLD SCHOOL NOTES: For those of you who are new to the program. You need to humble yourselves and watch my two official own private movie trailers for SMOKIN' ACES and LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS.
Per the clock running out of time in ISAIAH 66.
SURPRISE KITTY NOTES: They recently just opened nearby pain airport for private jets.
So I looked more closely at that PARTY OF FIVE family who perished in a fiery crash at 2:30 on I-75 near New Zion, Kentucky.
Learning more about their very inclusive mainstream religion muslim family values. Also finding various social media pix of them celebrating both Christmas and Ramadan at the same time.
For yet one more ten virgins prophecy about MAROON 5 performing at the 50/50 half time show on 2.3 in MLK JR's SUPER BOWL happening in Atlanta, Georgia.
[The above wrong-way-driver was from Georgetown, yada yada.]
Whatever, I'm still seeing more ominous signs and wonders regarding the NBA rather than the NFL. With a particular emphasis on Paris Hilton's upcoming birthday.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO.58, 230
OLD SCHOOL NOTES: For those of you who are new to the program. You need to humble yourselves and watch my two official own private movie trailers for SMOKIN' ACES and LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS.
Per the clock running out of time in ISAIAH 66.
SURPRISE KITTY NOTES: They recently just opened nearby pain airport for private jets.
Sunday, January 27, 2019
AND ANOTHER FIVE HALF TO DIE
Right after the very rich Catholic Nancy Pelosi beat Trump with her 5 card stud bluff, 5 more Virgin Mary fools died in her own private Catholic Ascension Parish down in swampy Louisiana, near Donaldsonville.
At the hand of some crazy 21 year-old blackjack figure, named Dakota no less; holding a pair of .45s.
Who was then rather quickly chased down and arrested up in Richmond Parish, near Winnsboro and Chase, no less.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO.58,221
PS HOWARD: America already has elected a true independent third party type Reagan Democrat outsider.
In fulfilment of THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY explainations recorded at 2bc.info.
Therefore, why do we need to elect yet another lesser watered down version of the same ideas?
Dude. Less haircut, more substance.
In other words, start looking less like Mitt Romney, and start looking more like Joseph Smith Jr.
By the way, the best coffee shop in all of America is still located in Salt Lake City on 4th South. Owned and operated by the son of a Greek immigrant who worked in the silver mines around Park City at the turn of the century.
Who still uses about 33% more coarse ground coffee beans from Africa in his mighty and strong brewing process. Sometimes simply refered to as "Turkish" coffee.
At the hand of some crazy 21 year-old blackjack figure, named Dakota no less; holding a pair of .45s.
Who was then rather quickly chased down and arrested up in Richmond Parish, near Winnsboro and Chase, no less.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO.58,221
PS HOWARD: America already has elected a true independent third party type Reagan Democrat outsider.
In fulfilment of THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY explainations recorded at 2bc.info.
Therefore, why do we need to elect yet another lesser watered down version of the same ideas?
Dude. Less haircut, more substance.
In other words, start looking less like Mitt Romney, and start looking more like Joseph Smith Jr.
By the way, the best coffee shop in all of America is still located in Salt Lake City on 4th South. Owned and operated by the son of a Greek immigrant who worked in the silver mines around Park City at the turn of the century.
Who still uses about 33% more coarse ground coffee beans from Africa in his mighty and strong brewing process. Sometimes simply refered to as "Turkish" coffee.
Saturday, January 26, 2019
AMERICA'S HOWARD SCHULTZ PROBLEM
Sitting outside the STARBUCKS at the crossroads of 196 and Hwy.99 on Saturday, pondering the ins and outs of Trump's latest brilliant card trick; a Catholic Irish man at the table next to me suddenly spilled all 52 cards of his playing deck onto the ground.
Yeah. Really.
Later, I read that Mr Starbuck himself will be the independent candidate spoiler in 2020 who is America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP ace in the hole.
Oh yeah, I was sipping on a 12oz PIKE brew in confirmation of the kind of political pikers out there who still don't know if they are afoot or horseback.
Nothing worse than some Jew fuck who thinks that he is better than his fellow Jews.
Yours truly being the exception to the rule.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO.58,220+
PS DAVID LYNCH: My J7 cell phone battery suddenly up and died on me Saturday. Will be getting a new one for it for only $19 on Monday.
Meanwhile, you can email me at gregorysr1260@gmail.com if you need.
Meanwhile, check out the original trailer for THE BOY.
Hear tell Kate Holmes starts principle photography on THE BOY II up in Victoria, BC this next Monday.
Happening right after the ten day hold period for my character in DON JUAN DE MARCO.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Note the traditional conservative mormon missionary atire and Nazi haircut in the above 2016 election time movie trailer. Think THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL on the right meet KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN from the left.
Better dead than red.
Yeah. Really.
Later, I read that Mr Starbuck himself will be the independent candidate spoiler in 2020 who is America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP ace in the hole.
Oh yeah, I was sipping on a 12oz PIKE brew in confirmation of the kind of political pikers out there who still don't know if they are afoot or horseback.
Nothing worse than some Jew fuck who thinks that he is better than his fellow Jews.
Yours truly being the exception to the rule.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO.58,220+
PS DAVID LYNCH: My J7 cell phone battery suddenly up and died on me Saturday. Will be getting a new one for it for only $19 on Monday.
Meanwhile, you can email me at gregorysr1260@gmail.com if you need.
Meanwhile, check out the original trailer for THE BOY.
Hear tell Kate Holmes starts principle photography on THE BOY II up in Victoria, BC this next Monday.
Happening right after the ten day hold period for my character in DON JUAN DE MARCO.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Note the traditional conservative mormon missionary atire and Nazi haircut in the above 2016 election time movie trailer. Think THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL on the right meet KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN from the left.
Better dead than red.
Friday, January 25, 2019
NOT WORKING AND LOVING IT
Imagine having some cushy government job where you're off for 30 days, then back at the desk for 21 days, then off again for another full month. That way you get all of your back pay, plus current pay.
So what, you pay your monthly bills on the 30th day, not the first day. A lot of folks do that anyway.
Who wouldn't take that kind of a win win deal?
Hence, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets reelected in 2020.
Talk about a man with a plan.
Meanwhile the wall in DANIEL 9 gets rebuilt on the backside budget plan.
Plus when you are back to work again for another three weeks, you can make all the overtime pay you want.
And here's the sweet part.
Working late nights and weekends for double pay in order to catch up on things. Knowing that you have another full month of paid vacation time coming up in just two or three weeks.
See the Reagan era film trailer for the government shutdown prophecy entitled VACATION, if you don't believe it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO. 58,219
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Wouldn't you know it. God landed me smack down in Edmonds, Washingtonian. Which is thick with filthy rich widows who are bored to death.
Ever since their beloved late multimillioniare husband doctors died in the past year or two.
Probably gonna need a few more of your business cards for www.cloudmakerpictures.com.
Remember, these wealthy old ladies have probably not had an orgasim in so many years.
Even those same ones who I love to get off in AMERICAN GIGOLO.
Who had come of age when even all of those sexy French bikini beach party movies made in Malibu were still G Rated.
See Elivs' last beach party movie trailer that he ever made for LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Less conversation, a little more more action. Faith without works is dead.
So what, you pay your monthly bills on the 30th day, not the first day. A lot of folks do that anyway.
Who wouldn't take that kind of a win win deal?
Hence, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets reelected in 2020.
Talk about a man with a plan.
Meanwhile the wall in DANIEL 9 gets rebuilt on the backside budget plan.
Plus when you are back to work again for another three weeks, you can make all the overtime pay you want.
And here's the sweet part.
Working late nights and weekends for double pay in order to catch up on things. Knowing that you have another full month of paid vacation time coming up in just two or three weeks.
See the Reagan era film trailer for the government shutdown prophecy entitled VACATION, if you don't believe it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO. 58,219
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Wouldn't you know it. God landed me smack down in Edmonds, Washingtonian. Which is thick with filthy rich widows who are bored to death.
Ever since their beloved late multimillioniare husband doctors died in the past year or two.
Probably gonna need a few more of your business cards for www.cloudmakerpictures.com.
Remember, these wealthy old ladies have probably not had an orgasim in so many years.
Even those same ones who I love to get off in AMERICAN GIGOLO.
Who had come of age when even all of those sexy French bikini beach party movies made in Malibu were still G Rated.
See Elivs' last beach party movie trailer that he ever made for LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Less conversation, a little more more action. Faith without works is dead.
Thursday, January 24, 2019
THE NEW CHARLIE'S ANGELS ONLY ANSWER TO ME
By the time this fall's physically tansfigurated version of CHARLIE'S ANGELS comes out during the 70 weeks prophecy; there will have been enough time to make the necessary corrections and adjustments in post.
Heck, all it takes sometimes is a minor change in tone with a little dialogue voice over work here and there. Maybe a couple small inserts or minor retakes that take only three days or so to reshoot.
I know, having a half dozen writers on a major movie screenplay is never a good sign.
Another thing that concerns me; it has been months since principle photography started; and we're still not seeing any sexy flash vision type publicity clips out there.
And another thing, this kind of a sexy tight ass action pix, chock full of intreguing international locations and bisexual plural marriage scenes; should be coming out this winter; not waaay next fall.
Always strike when the iron is hot.
"Wait too long, and the boner is gone..."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO. 58,218
PS MR PRESIDENT: Nice play.
See the official 27-29ish aged 2000 movie trailer for CHARLIE'S ANGELES before the new one comes out.
According to the prophets among the lost tribes of Israel, the men need to come forward first in order to protect the women.
Nevertheless, in the 2000 CHARLIE'S ANGELS trailer, it shows how a few special purpose hard ass babes will come out before today's pussy whipped guys do in 2 NEPHI 8.
The exception always proving the rule; yada yada.
Heck, all it takes sometimes is a minor change in tone with a little dialogue voice over work here and there. Maybe a couple small inserts or minor retakes that take only three days or so to reshoot.
I know, having a half dozen writers on a major movie screenplay is never a good sign.
Another thing that concerns me; it has been months since principle photography started; and we're still not seeing any sexy flash vision type publicity clips out there.
And another thing, this kind of a sexy tight ass action pix, chock full of intreguing international locations and bisexual plural marriage scenes; should be coming out this winter; not waaay next fall.
Always strike when the iron is hot.
"Wait too long, and the boner is gone..."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NYT NO. 58,218
PS MR PRESIDENT: Nice play.
See the official 27-29ish aged 2000 movie trailer for CHARLIE'S ANGELES before the new one comes out.
According to the prophets among the lost tribes of Israel, the men need to come forward first in order to protect the women.
Nevertheless, in the 2000 CHARLIE'S ANGELS trailer, it shows how a few special purpose hard ass babes will come out before today's pussy whipped guys do in 2 NEPHI 8.
The exception always proving the rule; yada yada.
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
BOB HONEY WHO JUST KILLS STUFF
Dogs, cats, snakes; you name it.
Highlands County Sheriff Blackman still don't know why that Air Force kid shot dead those 5 innocent folks inside the SUN TRUST BANK in Sebring, Florida's Jackson Lake shoreline lown.
Personally, I think it had something to do with those 5 virgin christian kids who burned to death on I-75 while on their way to DISNEY WORLD in Orange County; right after Nancy Pelosi was sworn into office on some Catholic bible.
And then another 5 virgins died in a [no exit] fire in Scandinavia; and yet another 5 virgins died in a horrific car fire on I-75 up in Michigan.
But who's counting?
Considerating that the AIR FORCE base in swampy Highlands County is a bomb target practice range.
And yes. The guy does look like that fellow who shot John Lennon in the back with your proverbial "Saturday Night Special" .38.
However, a lot of these characters have that same point blank mug shot look; could be nothing.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEW YORK TIMES NO. 58,217
PS AP: The Trump administration is about to declassify all of their WIKILEAKS files on Seth Rich.
"See yeah, wouldn't wanna be yeah..." THE MATADOR.
Greg Kinnear role playing my reluctant supportive brother Peter Relf who owes me one.
Happening in the dead of winter naturally.
See yeah later alligator.
GREG'S JUST FOR MEN NOTES: Dying your hair with a JUST FOR MEN shampoo job only works if you can find a way to look like Pierce Brosnan does in the above movie trailer.
For example, after your first JUST FOR MEN hair treatment; shampoo most of that crap out of your hair with a strong multiple soaping rinsing.
Meanwhile, lose another 20 lbs around the waste line.
Let's not kid ourselves.
You want Kristen Stewart to enjoy fucking you and having your babies?
You're gonna have to make a little sacrifice and effort on your part.
Highlands County Sheriff Blackman still don't know why that Air Force kid shot dead those 5 innocent folks inside the SUN TRUST BANK in Sebring, Florida's Jackson Lake shoreline lown.
Personally, I think it had something to do with those 5 virgin christian kids who burned to death on I-75 while on their way to DISNEY WORLD in Orange County; right after Nancy Pelosi was sworn into office on some Catholic bible.
And then another 5 virgins died in a [no exit] fire in Scandinavia; and yet another 5 virgins died in a horrific car fire on I-75 up in Michigan.
But who's counting?
Considerating that the AIR FORCE base in swampy Highlands County is a bomb target practice range.
And yes. The guy does look like that fellow who shot John Lennon in the back with your proverbial "Saturday Night Special" .38.
However, a lot of these characters have that same point blank mug shot look; could be nothing.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEW YORK TIMES NO. 58,217
PS AP: The Trump administration is about to declassify all of their WIKILEAKS files on Seth Rich.
"See yeah, wouldn't wanna be yeah..." THE MATADOR.
Greg Kinnear role playing my reluctant supportive brother Peter Relf who owes me one.
Happening in the dead of winter naturally.
See yeah later alligator.
GREG'S JUST FOR MEN NOTES: Dying your hair with a JUST FOR MEN shampoo job only works if you can find a way to look like Pierce Brosnan does in the above movie trailer.
For example, after your first JUST FOR MEN hair treatment; shampoo most of that crap out of your hair with a strong multiple soaping rinsing.
Meanwhile, lose another 20 lbs around the waste line.
Let's not kid ourselves.
You want Kristen Stewart to enjoy fucking you and having your babies?
You're gonna have to make a little sacrifice and effort on your part.
Tuesday, January 22, 2019
MANHATTAN IN BLACK AND WHITE
Manhattanite Bret Baier flipped his 4x4 rental and called 911 on MLK Monday. Happening just over from Manhattan, Montana; northwest of Mt. Blackmore.
Meanwhile, the WARRIORS' hot shot star surnamed Curry was falling down all over the court and making a fool out of himself on the same day.
Who recently crashed his German 911 somewhere in the Ape Bay area.
[Baier is a German name.]
Don't know yet if Kevin Barnett died on MLK day too down in Mexico.
No one's talking, not even at FOX.
He was involved in that new King Relf spoof on FOX called REL of course, located in Chicago; could be nothing.
Sometimes stuff just happens.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MS CORTEZ: My blond 37ish wife Sienna Miller is presently flirty fishing some young and naive 27ish art gallery owner in the Village.
For a Divine confirmation of my own [MARK 13:14] winter time relocation to the Edmonds village.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: God told me in a dream last night that your marvelous melons were not quite ripe enough to eat yet.
Meanwhile, the WARRIORS' hot shot star surnamed Curry was falling down all over the court and making a fool out of himself on the same day.
Who recently crashed his German 911 somewhere in the Ape Bay area.
[Baier is a German name.]
Don't know yet if Kevin Barnett died on MLK day too down in Mexico.
No one's talking, not even at FOX.
He was involved in that new King Relf spoof on FOX called REL of course, located in Chicago; could be nothing.
Sometimes stuff just happens.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MS CORTEZ: My blond 37ish wife Sienna Miller is presently flirty fishing some young and naive 27ish art gallery owner in the Village.
For a Divine confirmation of my own [MARK 13:14] winter time relocation to the Edmonds village.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: God told me in a dream last night that your marvelous melons were not quite ripe enough to eat yet.
Monday, January 21, 2019
THE ONE WEEK WAR HAPPENING
The seven day war for Jerusalem in 1967 is sometimes refered to as the THIRD ARAB-ISRAEL WAR. And we all know how that turned out.
Wherein most of the action ended after just six days, and then on the seventh day God rested.
Ergo, many new walls were built, and many new highways were constructed.
Therefore, the latest panic attacks now happening among the LAmanites in 3 NEPHI 2O:20, ecc.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS PAMELA ANDERSON: The reason why God wants us to eat beef and make belts and shoes out of their hydes; is because he wants us to understand that we are far superior to the animals.
NO.12 NOTES: Ms Cortez descended into a religious fever and started speaking in tongues about the world coming to an end in 12 years; right after she had read my Miller Lake, Whibney Island post.
Sienna Miller's official password code number being 12 and all that.
FINAL HALF HOUR NOTES: Sometime during today's afternoon cat nap, I got a crazy flash vision of some mobile floor polisher/sweeper "accidently" running over a group of people on a basketball court.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: You think Jesus uses the term "cut off" a bit too much in 3 NEPHI 20? Try reading the next chapter; compared with ISAIAH 54.
Wherein most of the action ended after just six days, and then on the seventh day God rested.
Ergo, many new walls were built, and many new highways were constructed.
Therefore, the latest panic attacks now happening among the LAmanites in 3 NEPHI 2O:20, ecc.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS PAMELA ANDERSON: The reason why God wants us to eat beef and make belts and shoes out of their hydes; is because he wants us to understand that we are far superior to the animals.
NO.12 NOTES: Ms Cortez descended into a religious fever and started speaking in tongues about the world coming to an end in 12 years; right after she had read my Miller Lake, Whibney Island post.
Sienna Miller's official password code number being 12 and all that.
FINAL HALF HOUR NOTES: Sometime during today's afternoon cat nap, I got a crazy flash vision of some mobile floor polisher/sweeper "accidently" running over a group of people on a basketball court.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: You think Jesus uses the term "cut off" a bit too much in 3 NEPHI 20? Try reading the next chapter; compared with ISAIAH 54.
Sunday, January 20, 2019
TAKING THE FERRY OVER TO KINGSTON
I did the full foot tour of downtown Edmonds village on Sunday.
Bearing in mind that my Davidic marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20:5 meets REVELATION 14:20 might want to work part time at some place that sells the finest bloody red wines from all around the world.
In confirmation of that physically transfigurated one sheet for CHANEL by Penelope Cruz in the NYT style section at STARBUCKS's 5th Ave location.
In other words, no new fresh blood work in the Masonic temples of the Holy Grail of Christ, you miss the boat.
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PS: EVANGELINE LILLY: Edmonds Village was overrun by older 29ish looking guys and younger 27ish gals driving around in brand new German 911s.
I even saw a pair of them going by at the AMTRAK station stop in between Seattle and Vancouver, BC.
[Yeah. Really.]
PS SIENNA MILLER: Standing on the beach in Edmonds, I could almost see your own private Miller Lake location to the north on Whibney Island; not to mention Holmes Bay; just over from Clinton.
TOURIST NOTES: Walking around downtown Edmonds on Sunday, January 20, I encountered various free book sidewalk boxes. Which looked like they were built sometime during the special purpose period in the 90s.
Yeah. I know. Pretty weird stuff.
Bearing in mind that my Davidic marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20:5 meets REVELATION 14:20 might want to work part time at some place that sells the finest bloody red wines from all around the world.
In confirmation of that physically transfigurated one sheet for CHANEL by Penelope Cruz in the NYT style section at STARBUCKS's 5th Ave location.
In other words, no new fresh blood work in the Masonic temples of the Holy Grail of Christ, you miss the boat.
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PS: EVANGELINE LILLY: Edmonds Village was overrun by older 29ish looking guys and younger 27ish gals driving around in brand new German 911s.
I even saw a pair of them going by at the AMTRAK station stop in between Seattle and Vancouver, BC.
[Yeah. Really.]
PS SIENNA MILLER: Standing on the beach in Edmonds, I could almost see your own private Miller Lake location to the north on Whibney Island; not to mention Holmes Bay; just over from Clinton.
TOURIST NOTES: Walking around downtown Edmonds on Sunday, January 20, I encountered various free book sidewalk boxes. Which looked like they were built sometime during the special purpose period in the 90s.
Yeah. I know. Pretty weird stuff.
Saturday, January 19, 2019
MESSING WITH THEIR HEADS
EL PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has been asking for a $20.20 wall donation for every fake red masonite templre brick that he will deliver to Pelosi er all; probably via an overnight PRIME delivery basis.
Followed up by an offering that they could not refuse, GODFATHER 1,2,3... style. Knowing of course that they actually would refuse it.
They don't call him 'The Don' for nothing.
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DON JAUN DE MARCO NOTES: They sent me to "DAVE'S NUT HOUSE" in Edmonds, Washington [his words, not mine] because they were starting to get worried about me; per the film's official movie trailer co-starring Marlon Brando and Faye Dunaway.
And I quote, "He's starting to get to me..."
Note the film's ten days of testing and LSD/LDS pill popping period before they can decide if the physical transfiguration is just some delusional mind trip, or something that is actually real.
PS DEBRA MESSING: Shall we fuck now, or fuck later? It's your call baby.
PS BIBI: The so called 'six day war' actually took a full week to end;
but who's counting.
Followed up by an offering that they could not refuse, GODFATHER 1,2,3... style. Knowing of course that they actually would refuse it.
They don't call him 'The Don' for nothing.
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DON JAUN DE MARCO NOTES: They sent me to "DAVE'S NUT HOUSE" in Edmonds, Washington [his words, not mine] because they were starting to get worried about me; per the film's official movie trailer co-starring Marlon Brando and Faye Dunaway.
And I quote, "He's starting to get to me..."
Note the film's ten days of testing and LSD/LDS pill popping period before they can decide if the physical transfiguration is just some delusional mind trip, or something that is actually real.
PS DEBRA MESSING: Shall we fuck now, or fuck later? It's your call baby.
PS BIBI: The so called 'six day war' actually took a full week to end;
but who's counting.
Friday, January 18, 2019
THREE NEPHI 20:20 IS ABOUT WORLD WAR THREE
Read em and weep.
We're probably looking at your proverbial "six day war" over Jerusalem here, give or take a day; prophetically speaking in descriptive terms and code words.
That should shut em up.
Heck, read the entire chapter online at lds.org if you are up to it.
Plus the three woes of the two witnesses' scenario in DANIEL 9:24/7, which started when they shut down [cut off] the 666 government of sodom and Egypt some four weeks ago.
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We're probably looking at your proverbial "six day war" over Jerusalem here, give or take a day; prophetically speaking in descriptive terms and code words.
That should shut em up.
Heck, read the entire chapter online at lds.org if you are up to it.
Plus the three woes of the two witnesses' scenario in DANIEL 9:24/7, which started when they shut down [cut off] the 666 government of sodom and Egypt some four weeks ago.
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Wednesday, January 16, 2019
SUCKING ME OFF IN LESS THAN A THREE MINUTE EGG.
HANNA MONTANA's latest social media photo is about the upcoming mormon templre veil's physical transfiguration at an exclusive nudist club happening; apre the 2020 DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.
Wherin the overaged pot belly star of THE BBC AVENGERS just do stuff.
And yours truly gets to have his way with all of the virgin teen girls in those blantent toxic masculinity type 1960's MICKEY MOUSE CLUB club tv show series.
"... and none shall stay My hand..." 2BC: 89: 10
Not even my little twister sister's movie trailer for BLOOD SIMPLE's never ending happenings in DANIEL 9.
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PS WARREN HARKOM: You don't support me, I don't support you. What goes around comes around.
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth...
Wherin the overaged pot belly star of THE BBC AVENGERS just do stuff.
And yours truly gets to have his way with all of the virgin teen girls in those blantent toxic masculinity type 1960's MICKEY MOUSE CLUB club tv show series.
"... and none shall stay My hand..." 2BC: 89: 10
Not even my little twister sister's movie trailer for BLOOD SIMPLE's never ending happenings in DANIEL 9.
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PS WARREN HARKOM: You don't support me, I don't support you. What goes around comes around.
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth...
MAKING IT OFFICIAL, FINALY, FOR GOD SAKE.
Fancy Nancy's official January 3 disinvitation letter to God's duly elected BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant was confirmation that the final 70 weeks of rude awakening happenings started on that very day.
"Seventy weekends are determined upon thy people and upon the holy city, to finish off the transgression, and make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the [two witnesses] vision and prophecy, and to anoint yours truly." DAN 9:24/7.
See the first movie trailer for WEEKEND AT BERNIES that includes an insert shot of Bruce Willis; then carry on from there.
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PS CALIFORNIA GIRL: Sorry I missed your call this morning while I was out and about doing my daily constitutional 3 1/2 mile walk-about along Hwy.410 in Boner Lake, Washington, Pierce County.
Try me again tonight at 801 310 8543; if I AM can do anything to help you out and feel better; in complete confidence naturally. My lips are sealed when it comes to fucking you baby.
"Seventy weekends are determined upon thy people and upon the holy city, to finish off the transgression, and make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the [two witnesses] vision and prophecy, and to anoint yours truly." DAN 9:24/7.
See the first movie trailer for WEEKEND AT BERNIES that includes an insert shot of Bruce Willis; then carry on from there.
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PS CALIFORNIA GIRL: Sorry I missed your call this morning while I was out and about doing my daily constitutional 3 1/2 mile walk-about along Hwy.410 in Boner Lake, Washington, Pierce County.
Try me again tonight at 801 310 8543; if I AM can do anything to help you out and feel better; in complete confidence naturally. My lips are sealed when it comes to fucking you baby.
YOU VOTED FOR IT. YOU GOT IT IN SPADES.
Think ANSWERED PRAYERS, by Truman Capote.
Whereas...
Radical political killers breached the fancy TRUMP HOTEL's metaphorical border security walls in Kenya on MLK JR's real birthday for a God given reason.
Wherein 15 people were initially counted dead for the day's REVELATION 15 birthday boy symbolism.
In confirmation of the same day's Orwellian vote to condemn King's supposed racist word twisters against Martin Lucifer King er all.
"Comedy is all about bending words..." Neil Simon, 1980.
Look up the movie trailer for DEER HUNTER if you don't believe it.
Meanwhile, a rare 4.7 hit on January 15 out in the REV.13 seas east of Ocean City, Maryland, USA.
Then a 4.4 hit that little area in Oklahoma where all of those PLAIN TRUTH magazine types have been gathering together over the years.
Ever hung out in Westwood, LA on a cool Friday night back in the 80s?
Maybe you took in a movie; then afterwards you grabbed a slice or two of pizza at RIMINIS?
While noting the rather odd appearance of a free PLAIN TRUTH magazine box located on every other corner?
Talk about living in some retro Reagan Democrat era TWILIGHT ZONE episode that has now been made into a major Hollywood horror movie.
I know I did, and it changed my life forever in a matter 42 months.
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PS DAVID WAGNER: You died five times in ten minutes from a heart attack in Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County; because God wanted you to know for sure; that in the near future, the divorced 35ish movie star of DIE HARD is going to be a huuge part of your next highly successful movie project.
Sometimes this shit just writes itself.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Your latest movie inspiration entitled CHASED will finally come out in 2019.
In order that my rich and retired dime millionaire fly fishing buddies in Bonney Lake, such as Paul Garrison and Jim Russo, can better understand the final 70 weeks two witnesses happening in DANIEL 9:24; when compared to my marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20, yada yada.
Whereas...
Radical political killers breached the fancy TRUMP HOTEL's metaphorical border security walls in Kenya on MLK JR's real birthday for a God given reason.
Wherein 15 people were initially counted dead for the day's REVELATION 15 birthday boy symbolism.
In confirmation of the same day's Orwellian vote to condemn King's supposed racist word twisters against Martin Lucifer King er all.
"Comedy is all about bending words..." Neil Simon, 1980.
Look up the movie trailer for DEER HUNTER if you don't believe it.
Meanwhile, a rare 4.7 hit on January 15 out in the REV.13 seas east of Ocean City, Maryland, USA.
Then a 4.4 hit that little area in Oklahoma where all of those PLAIN TRUTH magazine types have been gathering together over the years.
Ever hung out in Westwood, LA on a cool Friday night back in the 80s?
Maybe you took in a movie; then afterwards you grabbed a slice or two of pizza at RIMINIS?
While noting the rather odd appearance of a free PLAIN TRUTH magazine box located on every other corner?
Talk about living in some retro Reagan Democrat era TWILIGHT ZONE episode that has now been made into a major Hollywood horror movie.
I know I did, and it changed my life forever in a matter 42 months.
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PS DAVID WAGNER: You died five times in ten minutes from a heart attack in Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County; because God wanted you to know for sure; that in the near future, the divorced 35ish movie star of DIE HARD is going to be a huuge part of your next highly successful movie project.
Sometimes this shit just writes itself.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Your latest movie inspiration entitled CHASED will finally come out in 2019.
In order that my rich and retired dime millionaire fly fishing buddies in Bonney Lake, such as Paul Garrison and Jim Russo, can better understand the final 70 weeks two witnesses happening in DANIEL 9:24; when compared to my marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20, yada yada.
Tuesday, January 15, 2019
IT HAS TO BE WORTH IT, OR I JUST DONT DO IT.
The underaged co-star in SHAMPOO said that she never got into lesbianism because there was no real payoff in it.
Sure, the occasional lesbo gets lucky and hooks up with a filthy rich Ellen Degenerate or some fat pig billionair like Ophra Winfrey. Which is only the exception that proves the rule.
Tell me this, would your average multi millionaire A-list acctress deposit 10% in exchange for a child or two who look like one of my two sons?
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PS SIENNA MILLER: I know that you already have a pretty good one.
However, if you want to have another one or two like it; call me at your house on my private backdoor man line at 801 310 8543 to make a schedule.
Pretty sure that we could squeez you into the final G RATED screenplay ending somewhere in my G rated [ADAMS FAMILY VALUES] remake of EATING RAOUL meets THE ROCKY HORROE PICTURE SHOW. Which my people will already be screening in various rough cut versions at SUNDANCE
Sure, the occasional lesbo gets lucky and hooks up with a filthy rich Ellen Degenerate or some fat pig billionair like Ophra Winfrey. Which is only the exception that proves the rule.
Tell me this, would your average multi millionaire A-list acctress deposit 10% in exchange for a child or two who look like one of my two sons?
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PS SIENNA MILLER: I know that you already have a pretty good one.
However, if you want to have another one or two like it; call me at your house on my private backdoor man line at 801 310 8543 to make a schedule.
Pretty sure that we could squeez you into the final G RATED screenplay ending somewhere in my G rated [ADAMS FAMILY VALUES] remake of EATING RAOUL meets THE ROCKY HORROE PICTURE SHOW. Which my people will already be screening in various rough cut versions at SUNDANCE
Monday, January 14, 2019
SUCKING ME OFF WILL BE SO WORTH IT WHEN THE TIME COMES.
THE DISNEY CHANNEL's former underaged virgin porn star keeps posting her sex fantasy images about her sucking on my right index finger; complete with eternity ring.
Ok girl we get it.
You want to star in some kind of a three movie contract with America that would include LOLITA 2 ?
Now that your revenue stream has dried up due to climate change, or something.
SHOWS ON!!!
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: What are you and the girls going to be doing tomorrow night?
NEW READERS NOTES: Everybody is freaking out over PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP because they know that he is a mormon polygamist fanatic reader of this blog.
Who likes em young and really pretty.
Ok girl we get it.
You want to star in some kind of a three movie contract with America that would include LOLITA 2 ?
Now that your revenue stream has dried up due to climate change, or something.
SHOWS ON!!!
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: What are you and the girls going to be doing tomorrow night?
NEW READERS NOTES: Everybody is freaking out over PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP because they know that he is a mormon polygamist fanatic reader of this blog.
Who likes em young and really pretty.
HOW TO MAKE A GREAT CHRISTMAS SEASON MOVIE THAT COMES OUT IN SPRING TIME FOR HITLER.
Talk about being already dead and loving it.
Today's mostly Jewish antichrist movie critics hated the original movie trailer for BAD SANTA because it cut to close to the back bone.
Fucking A, I could play that part in my sleep, and still make it a very successful hard core G rated movie on THE DISNEY CHANNEL.
Like for instance, one little insert shot of Miley Cyrus with her legs spread in modestly loose fitting 501 LEVI jeans is worth a thousand pornos on Tumblr er all.
Hey, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Naturally, Santa Moses would have to look alot like Orson Welles.
In order that the pretty little underaged virgin girls sitting on his lap would believe in his promises about them having a role in his next movie.
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Always delivered right on time to your front door steps in LOST HIGHWAY [410] circa 1997, the movie trailer. As if it was some AMAZON PRIME low budget video 1980s VHS cassett movie.
PS WHO: Hope you had a nice weekend. I did too...
Today's mostly Jewish antichrist movie critics hated the original movie trailer for BAD SANTA because it cut to close to the back bone.
Fucking A, I could play that part in my sleep, and still make it a very successful hard core G rated movie on THE DISNEY CHANNEL.
Like for instance, one little insert shot of Miley Cyrus with her legs spread in modestly loose fitting 501 LEVI jeans is worth a thousand pornos on Tumblr er all.
Hey, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Naturally, Santa Moses would have to look alot like Orson Welles.
In order that the pretty little underaged virgin girls sitting on his lap would believe in his promises about them having a role in his next movie.
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Always delivered right on time to your front door steps in LOST HIGHWAY [410] circa 1997, the movie trailer. As if it was some AMAZON PRIME low budget video 1980s VHS cassett movie.
PS WHO: Hope you had a nice weekend. I did too...
Sunday, January 13, 2019
GIVING JESUS THE CREDIT CARD
Queen Elizabeth's latest INSTAGRAM depicts yours truly coming in first place in the G rated family film, HERBIE GOES TO MONTE CARLO.
Where the three bedroom condo investment opportunities are surprisingly affordable.
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PADDYWAGON NOTES: Call me at 801 310 8543 if you ever need a cheap 10 buck ride in and around Bonney Lake, Washington along Hwy.410. Not including tips.
CLIFF NOTES: There is a reason why yours truly ended up role playing that loney guy with no girlfriend in the TAXI:2 prophecy.
Look up the original Spirit of 76 movie trailer if you can't deal with it.
Damn straight. The KINGDOM OF GOD is not the place for old men.
PS MILEY CYRUS: There is a reason why you still are experiencing all of those never ending story dreams about you sucking off my hard woody.
Which is most surely be some kind of an 1980s AIRPLANE crash movie trailer thing.
Where the three bedroom condo investment opportunities are surprisingly affordable.
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PADDYWAGON NOTES: Call me at 801 310 8543 if you ever need a cheap 10 buck ride in and around Bonney Lake, Washington along Hwy.410. Not including tips.
CLIFF NOTES: There is a reason why yours truly ended up role playing that loney guy with no girlfriend in the TAXI:2 prophecy.
Look up the original Spirit of 76 movie trailer if you can't deal with it.
Damn straight. The KINGDOM OF GOD is not the place for old men.
PS MILEY CYRUS: There is a reason why you still are experiencing all of those never ending story dreams about you sucking off my hard woody.
Which is most surely be some kind of an 1980s AIRPLANE crash movie trailer thing.
ACTING LIKE A LUNATIC ON SPEED
"Playing the bad guy is always more interesting." Jack Nicholson quoting Orson Welles, circa 1996.
Therefore, the Davis, California cops released the facial recognition 666 image of some Mr. Limbaugh guy [his real name] who had shot that Sandra Bullock look alike upside the head with a 45 on January 12. After he peddled up to her on his medicine wheel bicycle circa PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE G rated movie trailer.
Her just happening to be there, at the same time, on the set of some CRASH movie look alike location.
Heck yeah. Sometimes this stuff just writes itself.
Look up every buddy cop movie trailer that Bullock has ever acted in if you don't want to believe in it; especially THE HEAT.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: I now have solved the mysterious puzzle about why there were not at least two dozen sequels to NAPOLEON DYNAMITE worth over a billion dollars.
Too many hands in the pot.
Watch the movie trailer.
Therefore, the Davis, California cops released the facial recognition 666 image of some Mr. Limbaugh guy [his real name] who had shot that Sandra Bullock look alike upside the head with a 45 on January 12. After he peddled up to her on his medicine wheel bicycle circa PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE G rated movie trailer.
Her just happening to be there, at the same time, on the set of some CRASH movie look alike location.
Heck yeah. Sometimes this stuff just writes itself.
Look up every buddy cop movie trailer that Bullock has ever acted in if you don't want to believe in it; especially THE HEAT.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: I now have solved the mysterious puzzle about why there were not at least two dozen sequels to NAPOLEON DYNAMITE worth over a billion dollars.
Too many hands in the pot.
Watch the movie trailer.
Saturday, January 12, 2019
CRISIS IN SIX WEEKS
Back in late 2016, early 2017, Woody Allen showed Bruce Troxell how to make a more interesting and hard cock G rated soft pussy fuck fim; co-starring Miley Cyrus.
Minus all the cuss words and the T&A close ups naturally.
Per last night's vivid dream about Ms Hanna Montana telling me that her revenue PAYPAL stream has been cut off.
So I said that I know a guy in Bonney Lake, Washington who could make a smart little video movie about you that would still appeal to all of your former DISNEY CHANNEL fans in Orange County, California.
Who will be suddenly doing a hard U-Turn sometime during the 6th week of the 70 weeks temple wall prophecy in DANIEL 9:24. Probably playing out circa 2.3.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: In last night's vivid and reoccurring dreams about me Effing you; one of your older HANNA AND HER SISTERS became so excited that she/he called up Rob Lowe on her hand held APPLE device and invited him to come over to watch us doing it; LAST TANGO IN PARIS style.
Minus all the cuss words and the T&A close ups naturally.
Per last night's vivid dream about Ms Hanna Montana telling me that her revenue PAYPAL stream has been cut off.
So I said that I know a guy in Bonney Lake, Washington who could make a smart little video movie about you that would still appeal to all of your former DISNEY CHANNEL fans in Orange County, California.
Who will be suddenly doing a hard U-Turn sometime during the 6th week of the 70 weeks temple wall prophecy in DANIEL 9:24. Probably playing out circa 2.3.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: In last night's vivid and reoccurring dreams about me Effing you; one of your older HANNA AND HER SISTERS became so excited that she/he called up Rob Lowe on her hand held APPLE device and invited him to come over to watch us doing it; LAST TANGO IN PARIS style.
STEPPING IT UP A NOTCH.
The reason why so many mormons have become inactive, is because the church's old trees in his JACOB 5 virgins vineyard, are now only producing the kind of bland and tastless fruits on the [[Bland Enchilada]] menue offerings in the movie trailer for EATING RAOUL.
"Howard Stern has now become that same person who he hated so much back in the 90s." IT'S THE WHISKY TALKING.
Think Taylor Swift is now channelling the 1970s spirit Carley Simon.
Wherefore, some little low budget nuddie movies can also have major family values.
Parental guidense required of course.
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PS SMILEY: By now I have had enough time to chill out and calm down.
While taking another look at my first draftings for JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Pretty sure that we can now make it fit into some kind of a soft PG porno fuck film that is acceptable to my new partner's DISNEYLAND, Orange County family values business plan at www.cloudmakerpictures.com
PS PAUL GARRISON: Getting tired of sitting around all day adding up the latest valuations in you 401? How about taking out 10% of it and putting that much into Bruce Troxell's next G rated tv movie?
Big wow. You might lose it all.
So then you would only be worth about 3 big ones, instead of 3.3 big ones. Meanwhile, you get to hang out with lots and lots of pretty young actresses.
That is if you don't die from colon cancer before the movie comes out on AMAZON 12 months later.
"Howard Stern has now become that same person who he hated so much back in the 90s." IT'S THE WHISKY TALKING.
Think Taylor Swift is now channelling the 1970s spirit Carley Simon.
Wherefore, some little low budget nuddie movies can also have major family values.
Parental guidense required of course.
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PS SMILEY: By now I have had enough time to chill out and calm down.
While taking another look at my first draftings for JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Pretty sure that we can now make it fit into some kind of a soft PG porno fuck film that is acceptable to my new partner's DISNEYLAND, Orange County family values business plan at www.cloudmakerpictures.com
PS PAUL GARRISON: Getting tired of sitting around all day adding up the latest valuations in you 401? How about taking out 10% of it and putting that much into Bruce Troxell's next G rated tv movie?
Big wow. You might lose it all.
So then you would only be worth about 3 big ones, instead of 3.3 big ones. Meanwhile, you get to hang out with lots and lots of pretty young actresses.
That is if you don't die from colon cancer before the movie comes out on AMAZON 12 months later.
Friday, January 11, 2019
THE LATEST TEMPTATIONS OF CHRIST
The devil tempted Adam's wife Eve with a sexy new APPLE iPhone device in order that she might learn the knowledge between good and evil.
For when the time would come that if you wanted to know anything about everything, or anybody; all you had to do was Google it.
"Oh the daughters of Zion who have polluted their inheritance, who have bowed down to Baal [football, basketball, baseball, tennis ball, er all ] and worshipped the [666] beast and mammon, who have sold themselves for naught, their reward shall be the whirlwind, and their cup the cup of bitterness." 2BC 91:69.
As just confirmed by Taylor Relf's latest INSTAGRAM of Selena Gomez holding a cup in her hand.
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PS NBC: When a person in their 80s has lung cancer, there is no such thing as, "No further treatment needed."
PS JIM CAREY: Don't make me put you into the danger zone in 2BC: 91.
For when the time would come that if you wanted to know anything about everything, or anybody; all you had to do was Google it.
"Oh the daughters of Zion who have polluted their inheritance, who have bowed down to Baal [football, basketball, baseball, tennis ball, er all ] and worshipped the [666] beast and mammon, who have sold themselves for naught, their reward shall be the whirlwind, and their cup the cup of bitterness." 2BC 91:69.
As just confirmed by Taylor Relf's latest INSTAGRAM of Selena Gomez holding a cup in her hand.
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PS NBC: When a person in their 80s has lung cancer, there is no such thing as, "No further treatment needed."
PS JIM CAREY: Don't make me put you into the danger zone in 2BC: 91.
Thursday, January 10, 2019
CLOSING TIME IS JANUARY 18, 2019.
In the very last 7 days of the final 70 weeks in DANIEL9, the covenant will be confirmed to be true.
Which is last days' code for America's "Constitution", circa The Fourth of July, 1996.
Ergo, back in the two witnesses' special purpose radio days, they called it Newt Gingrich's "Contract With America" covenant.
As just confirmed by Bruce Troxell, a.k.a. "The Trox" handing me over $76 bucks in cash money on the down low.
In payment for my past 25 years of being the most influential DVD movie review writer in all the world.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamt that I was licking off your swollen clit.
Which actually looked like some little blood clot blister.
Not exactly herpes, but close to it.
Then suddenly a 27ish Jessica Alba jumped into the fray.
Heck, whatever works for you works for me.
You like it, I like it. All things considered for now anyway.
PS JIM CAREY: God's chosen President Jesus servant is supposed to kill off all of those journalists who just write stuff at the NYT and WAPO er all.
Ok then.
So you got the lead role in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF; co-starring Al Baldwin as America's future PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP super hero Nazi dictator.
Just don't let this kind of a once in a lifetime gig get to your head after the 6 day war happens.
Remember,
"Money doesn't grow on trees..." Per those two plain truth magazine movie trailers for AN EDUCATION meets EDUCATING RITA.
Featuring a physically transfigured Shirely MacLaine look alike.
Which is last days' code for America's "Constitution", circa The Fourth of July, 1996.
Ergo, back in the two witnesses' special purpose radio days, they called it Newt Gingrich's "Contract With America" covenant.
As just confirmed by Bruce Troxell, a.k.a. "The Trox" handing me over $76 bucks in cash money on the down low.
In payment for my past 25 years of being the most influential DVD movie review writer in all the world.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamt that I was licking off your swollen clit.
Which actually looked like some little blood clot blister.
Not exactly herpes, but close to it.
Then suddenly a 27ish Jessica Alba jumped into the fray.
Heck, whatever works for you works for me.
You like it, I like it. All things considered for now anyway.
PS JIM CAREY: God's chosen President Jesus servant is supposed to kill off all of those journalists who just write stuff at the NYT and WAPO er all.
Ok then.
So you got the lead role in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF; co-starring Al Baldwin as America's future PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP super hero Nazi dictator.
Just don't let this kind of a once in a lifetime gig get to your head after the 6 day war happens.
Remember,
"Money doesn't grow on trees..." Per those two plain truth magazine movie trailers for AN EDUCATION meets EDUCATING RITA.
Featuring a physically transfigured Shirely MacLaine look alike.
THE TWO WITNESSES RADIO DAYS PROPHECY
According to the latter day saints prophecy about the two witnesses becoming overcome by the devil after their special purpose days. Which happens during the special 62 69 70 weeks plot twists in DANIEL 9; Howard Stern will be fucking Donald Trump in the ass. A.k.a. Our mighty and strong Lord and Savior stand in Jesus Christ.
And Rush Limbaugh will be worshipping at the latter days 666 alter of the latest APPLE iPhone made in red capitalist China.
Wherein no man, rich or poor, can buy or sell if he does not have the 666 mark of the beast in his hand. Nor the facial recognition technology on his forehead.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
UTAH GOLD MINER NOTES: Get ready to start minting all of those half gold and half silver 50% copper coins. Time to get real my friends.
Whereas, Seattle's Jeff Bezos turns 55 on 1.12, and all that crap.
In confirmation to a recent dream I had about owning 5% of both AMAZON and MICROSOFT.
2BC 91 NOTES: Joseph Smith was God's major league ace pitcher starter. Yours truly is just His relief pitcher closer; circa May 9, 2020.
And Rush Limbaugh will be worshipping at the latter days 666 alter of the latest APPLE iPhone made in red capitalist China.
Wherein no man, rich or poor, can buy or sell if he does not have the 666 mark of the beast in his hand. Nor the facial recognition technology on his forehead.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
UTAH GOLD MINER NOTES: Get ready to start minting all of those half gold and half silver 50% copper coins. Time to get real my friends.
Whereas, Seattle's Jeff Bezos turns 55 on 1.12, and all that crap.
In confirmation to a recent dream I had about owning 5% of both AMAZON and MICROSOFT.
2BC 91 NOTES: Joseph Smith was God's major league ace pitcher starter. Yours truly is just His relief pitcher closer; circa May 9, 2020.
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE ON MIDNIGHT COWBOY CELL PHONE TRANSISTER RADIO.
Dude, smoking pot is not the answer to your health problems; time to park it.
Wherefore, the only way out for you now is to enter into the physical transfiguration movie deal offerings at www.cloudmakerpictures.com .
Boy oh boy do I have a G rated family movie screenplay for you!!
But don't tell me.
You also have a double whammy case of the popular late 1970s, early 1980s, tv show type herpes?
Some people get all the luck. Who got that kind of happy never ending story line covered for you.
Ah heck, if it can work in BOB HONEY WHO JUST STUFF; maybe it could also work for you.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
THE JOY OF SEX BOOK NOTES: Today's breaking news about Dr. Evil being a long time underground secret agent mormon templre polygamist swinger from Seattle, is like sooo yesterday.
PS SCAR: You have felt inspired to scar your body with so many ugly tattoos because you will become my marred servant's wife in the future.
Whereas all of my future born again filmschool classmates at THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS in 2BC 91 will also have many huuge surgery scars on either their backs or their chests.
Wherefore, the only way out for you now is to enter into the physical transfiguration movie deal offerings at www.cloudmakerpictures.com .
Boy oh boy do I have a G rated family movie screenplay for you!!
But don't tell me.
You also have a double whammy case of the popular late 1970s, early 1980s, tv show type herpes?
Some people get all the luck. Who got that kind of happy never ending story line covered for you.
Ah heck, if it can work in BOB HONEY WHO JUST STUFF; maybe it could also work for you.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
THE JOY OF SEX BOOK NOTES: Today's breaking news about Dr. Evil being a long time underground secret agent mormon templre polygamist swinger from Seattle, is like sooo yesterday.
PS SCAR: You have felt inspired to scar your body with so many ugly tattoos because you will become my marred servant's wife in the future.
Whereas all of my future born again filmschool classmates at THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS in 2BC 91 will also have many huuge surgery scars on either their backs or their chests.
WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD?
The above BEATLES's tune on their 1968 white race album was about the two witnesses lying in the streets of Sodom and Egypy for 3 1/2 days; happening years later during the 70 weeks prophecy in DANIEL 9.
Wherein PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP starts to cut off the federal funding for all of those loony sex crazied friuts and nuts out in California.
Hello www.cloudmakerpictures.com . Pretty sure that we could make a respectable adaptation rip off of BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
With a little help from my friends at CHYANNE PRODUCTIONS and FORTIS FILMS.
Given the traditional concept of a holy city like Padova, Italy that is surrounded by protective walls.
Where the Catholic Saint of the protected virgin children is still respected and admired.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JULIA ROBERTS: I always use a double dose of warmed up yeast in my half whole wheat secret sauce pizza crust.
"If it don't smell like cum... It don't mean a thing." Paraphrasing Sharon Stone in BASIC INSTINCT meets CASINO.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The digitally inserted score for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF will be, "WHY DON'T WE JUST DO IT IN THE ROAD?"
Hey, when they only give you $3,000,000 to make your next indie tv video movie; one has to pull out all the stops; and lay all of their trump cards on the table.
Wherein PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP starts to cut off the federal funding for all of those loony sex crazied friuts and nuts out in California.
Hello www.cloudmakerpictures.com . Pretty sure that we could make a respectable adaptation rip off of BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
With a little help from my friends at CHYANNE PRODUCTIONS and FORTIS FILMS.
Given the traditional concept of a holy city like Padova, Italy that is surrounded by protective walls.
Where the Catholic Saint of the protected virgin children is still respected and admired.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JULIA ROBERTS: I always use a double dose of warmed up yeast in my half whole wheat secret sauce pizza crust.
"If it don't smell like cum... It don't mean a thing." Paraphrasing Sharon Stone in BASIC INSTINCT meets CASINO.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The digitally inserted score for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF will be, "WHY DON'T WE JUST DO IT IN THE ROAD?"
Hey, when they only give you $3,000,000 to make your next indie tv video movie; one has to pull out all the stops; and lay all of their trump cards on the table.
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
THE BODY OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
Michael's nude David was inspired by God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant who was nailed to the cross buck naked; in order to cast out the devil in his own church of the lamb.
Ergo, all of those blood draining G-rated family vampire movies made by HAMMER FILMS; that came out of England during the sexy 60s and the swinging 70s.
Therefore, it will now take 69-70 weeks to build the wall and fulfill the two witnesses prophecies in REVELATION 11:1 meets WW 111 meets thoes three woes movie trailers for AP:I, AP:II, and AP: III.
See every sexy pic for the past 25 years where one of my wives is wearing a crucifix around her neck on the blood red carpet.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JENNIFER LAWERNCE: More fucking, less sucking.
"Not everything that looks white is white..." Jesus Christ, 1999.
COAST TO COAST NOTES: If you simple minded Mr. Anderson types want to interview someone who knows a thing or two about vampires; try calling Anne Rice. Who has sold a million times more books than any of your foolish and naive ghost chaser guests combined.
See the movie trailer for INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE.
Then please do not call me in person. Nor ever utter my sacred name on the radio at the BBC or NPR er all. Not to mention the mormon church owned 770 am out of Seattle.
"That's life... And there's no getting around it." Frank Sinatra, 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.
Ergo, all of those blood draining G-rated family vampire movies made by HAMMER FILMS; that came out of England during the sexy 60s and the swinging 70s.
Therefore, it will now take 69-70 weeks to build the wall and fulfill the two witnesses prophecies in REVELATION 11:1 meets WW 111 meets thoes three woes movie trailers for AP:I, AP:II, and AP: III.
See every sexy pic for the past 25 years where one of my wives is wearing a crucifix around her neck on the blood red carpet.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JENNIFER LAWERNCE: More fucking, less sucking.
"Not everything that looks white is white..." Jesus Christ, 1999.
COAST TO COAST NOTES: If you simple minded Mr. Anderson types want to interview someone who knows a thing or two about vampires; try calling Anne Rice. Who has sold a million times more books than any of your foolish and naive ghost chaser guests combined.
See the movie trailer for INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE.
Then please do not call me in person. Nor ever utter my sacred name on the radio at the BBC or NPR er all. Not to mention the mormon church owned 770 am out of Seattle.
"That's life... And there's no getting around it." Frank Sinatra, 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.
GETTING PHYSICAL
This morning at exactly 8:15 am, Michael informed me that the BLOOD SIMPLE movie trailer was a blood cleansing physical tranny thing.
Hey guys. Why fuck like a 59 year-old when you can still fuck two wives at a time like my 39 year-old nextdoor neighbor in Bonney Lake, Washington.
Whereas the physical transfiguration process will probably settle in at the same age when they drained all of the blood of the Lamb down on the cross.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITTNESSES NEWSLETTER.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: Hey baby. It's high time to get your freak on with me.
Now that daddy has the money to buy you anything that you ever wanted.
Sorry Charlie. I do like em underaged and on the pretty skinny side;
circa 23-29.
That includes you too Cara Delevigne.
PS SIENNA MILLER: My original movie casting fantasies about you becoming my FBI CIA secret agent fuck buddy sidekick in HANNIBAL 4, was the Divine inspiration behind me fucking you in BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE's rip off of THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI.
Hey guys. Why fuck like a 59 year-old when you can still fuck two wives at a time like my 39 year-old nextdoor neighbor in Bonney Lake, Washington.
Whereas the physical transfiguration process will probably settle in at the same age when they drained all of the blood of the Lamb down on the cross.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITTNESSES NEWSLETTER.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: Hey baby. It's high time to get your freak on with me.
Now that daddy has the money to buy you anything that you ever wanted.
Sorry Charlie. I do like em underaged and on the pretty skinny side;
circa 23-29.
That includes you too Cara Delevigne.
PS SIENNA MILLER: My original movie casting fantasies about you becoming my FBI CIA secret agent fuck buddy sidekick in HANNIBAL 4, was the Divine inspiration behind me fucking you in BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE's rip off of THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI.
GOODWILL HUMPING
God caused Kevin Spacey to get stopped by some yellow jacket cop while he was exiting REAGAN with a Freddy Mercury look alike sitting in his passenger seat.
Probably because QUEEN movie ripoffs will be the happening thing in the next two years, and beyond.
"Call me." LOST HIGHWAY, circa my home cell phone [love shack] video movie finale featue film shot in Bonney Lake, Washington: 801 310 8543.
That is if you want my guys, to give you guys, a free pass at the walled off iron gates of THE PLAYBOY MANSION vampire happening in 2020.
Hello Ken Keisler er all.
Gregory Scott Relf's
70 WEEKS NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE WILLIS: It's probably high time for you to find new management on the right. And Matt Demon on the left to do the same thing.
Whereas America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has been doing the same thing for the past two years.
In order to show you the way of the future.
Ergo, his declaration of emergency [martial arts law] rumors are just a sap to all of those white christian evangelical anti mormon conspiracies based upon the 62/69/70 weeks of government shutdown cut offs in DANIEL 9.
In other words, WW:III will be the war to end all of the world's never ending wars.
Probably because QUEEN movie ripoffs will be the happening thing in the next two years, and beyond.
"Call me." LOST HIGHWAY, circa my home cell phone [love shack] video movie finale featue film shot in Bonney Lake, Washington: 801 310 8543.
That is if you want my guys, to give you guys, a free pass at the walled off iron gates of THE PLAYBOY MANSION vampire happening in 2020.
Hello Ken Keisler er all.
Gregory Scott Relf's
70 WEEKS NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE WILLIS: It's probably high time for you to find new management on the right. And Matt Demon on the left to do the same thing.
Whereas America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has been doing the same thing for the past two years.
In order to show you the way of the future.
Ergo, his declaration of emergency [martial arts law] rumors are just a sap to all of those white christian evangelical anti mormon conspiracies based upon the 62/69/70 weeks of government shutdown cut offs in DANIEL 9.
In other words, WW:III will be the war to end all of the world's never ending wars.
Monday, January 7, 2019
TURNING YOURSELF OVER TO THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH.
Take for example that little 1997 movie made by David Cronenburg in Toronto called CRASH.
Wherein the upcoming 3 1/2 day-long crash situation on the streets of the two witnesses brings forth the disgusting and revolting erotic pleasures of plural marriage.
Whereas, all of those little horror movie screenings about no.45 at SUNDANCE are sooo campy that you can't keep your eyes away from them.
"Little campy movies are only amusing and intriguing if they were not intended to be so in the first place." Greg Relf, BYU, 1985.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SCARLETTE JOHANSSON: Daddy knows best how to take care of every little pesky problem in your life.
Per that AC/DC music video on yutube about my own private dirty deeds done on the cheap.
Skinny arms and all.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: God made you my fuck buddy friend in the ROCK STAR movie trailer prophecy for a reason.
Watch the original BATMAN movie trailer that happens in Westwood, LA, circa 1986.
Wherein the upcoming 3 1/2 day-long crash situation on the streets of the two witnesses brings forth the disgusting and revolting erotic pleasures of plural marriage.
Whereas, all of those little horror movie screenings about no.45 at SUNDANCE are sooo campy that you can't keep your eyes away from them.
"Little campy movies are only amusing and intriguing if they were not intended to be so in the first place." Greg Relf, BYU, 1985.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SCARLETTE JOHANSSON: Daddy knows best how to take care of every little pesky problem in your life.
Per that AC/DC music video on yutube about my own private dirty deeds done on the cheap.
Skinny arms and all.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: God made you my fuck buddy friend in the ROCK STAR movie trailer prophecy for a reason.
Watch the original BATMAN movie trailer that happens in Westwood, LA, circa 1986.
Sunday, January 6, 2019
SHAMELESS HAIR PLUGGINGS
Christian Bale did a shameless JUST FOR MEN plug at the mindless Paris Hilton GOLDEN GLOBES for consideration of him as BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
No question about it. He would be more than great in the the above heroic anti Christ part.
However, Jim Carrey already has it in the bag.
Whatever, still have not heard from his people. Moreover, Kevin Spacey would probably give the little indie film book about $1,000,000,000 more in free tabloid scandal publicity than any other overly handsome A-list Hollywood actor who just do PC stuff for the money.
I AM thinking that the BOB HONEY screenplay needs to have more of an edgy type ADAPTATION style script.
That said, I do have another amazing part for you in mind; you handsome devil.
"Never burn your bridges in West Hollywood." Billy Crystal, skit acting on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! Somewhere around the same 1980s time when the DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS movie trailer came out.
Hey boys, why watch the whole movie when you can just skip through it and see the best parts?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
No question about it. He would be more than great in the the above heroic anti Christ part.
However, Jim Carrey already has it in the bag.
Whatever, still have not heard from his people. Moreover, Kevin Spacey would probably give the little indie film book about $1,000,000,000 more in free tabloid scandal publicity than any other overly handsome A-list Hollywood actor who just do PC stuff for the money.
I AM thinking that the BOB HONEY screenplay needs to have more of an edgy type ADAPTATION style script.
That said, I do have another amazing part for you in mind; you handsome devil.
"Never burn your bridges in West Hollywood." Billy Crystal, skit acting on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! Somewhere around the same 1980s time when the DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS movie trailer came out.
Hey boys, why watch the whole movie when you can just skip through it and see the best parts?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
THE CHASENING
"For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth..." JEW 12:6...
Oh yeah, Jesus loves me big time.
Anywho, looking for a more au courant indie internet film about the up coming physical trannys?"
Try BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE's take on yours truly at age 68, and age 38, going on 28. For when my exwife cunt fucked me at age 28 in LAST TANGO IN PARIS. And then later I began to understand why she was fucking her Steven Hughes look alike upstairs at the DONATELLA pensione in Padova, Italy.
No shit. I would cast Mr Spacey in the lead role for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
Granted he would humble himself and be willing show up for a few camera tests, in full costume and makeup.
For example, when the stock market looks like it is about to bottom out. What do you do next.
YOU START BUYING STOCKS DUMBIES!!
Gregory Scott Relf
Circa 1973-79.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Last night, completely out of the blue, I had a very sexy dream about your stock price rising.
Talk about the Irish LEPRECHAUN 4 happening only on some internet VHS video from outer space during the 1260 days prophecy in DANIEL 9.
Wherein I get to sire Emma Watson's first white baby in RAISING ARIZON. Then I sire Sienna Miller's second white baby, and so forth.
Compare my DRUGSTORE COWBOY movie trailer with my two MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets STEALING BEAUTY trailers.
PS GUS VAN SANT: It's high time that you to step up and STOP MAKING SENSE with all of these overwhelming movie offers.
Oh yeah, Jesus loves me big time.
Anywho, looking for a more au courant indie internet film about the up coming physical trannys?"
Try BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE's take on yours truly at age 68, and age 38, going on 28. For when my exwife cunt fucked me at age 28 in LAST TANGO IN PARIS. And then later I began to understand why she was fucking her Steven Hughes look alike upstairs at the DONATELLA pensione in Padova, Italy.
No shit. I would cast Mr Spacey in the lead role for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
Granted he would humble himself and be willing show up for a few camera tests, in full costume and makeup.
For example, when the stock market looks like it is about to bottom out. What do you do next.
YOU START BUYING STOCKS DUMBIES!!
Gregory Scott Relf
Circa 1973-79.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Last night, completely out of the blue, I had a very sexy dream about your stock price rising.
Talk about the Irish LEPRECHAUN 4 happening only on some internet VHS video from outer space during the 1260 days prophecy in DANIEL 9.
Wherein I get to sire Emma Watson's first white baby in RAISING ARIZON. Then I sire Sienna Miller's second white baby, and so forth.
Compare my DRUGSTORE COWBOY movie trailer with my two MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets STEALING BEAUTY trailers.
PS GUS VAN SANT: It's high time that you to step up and STOP MAKING SENSE with all of these overwhelming movie offers.
Saturday, January 5, 2019
THAT SINKING FEELING
After I saw that piece of paneling that had to come off in order to get at my Unibomber love shack's leaking sink plumbing; I watched that little Scotish film where the anti hero is getting chased along PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's border wall. [Read chastized]
In confirmation of my new business partner's little homemade movie at www.cloudmakerpictures.com.
Ergo the prophetic [no. 45 Pence VEEP] trailer for 1979's THAT SINKING FEELING opens with an amazing physically transfigured look alike of my suicidal brother in Seattle, Jeff Relf.
Hey, little movies that randomly make it big time happen for a reason.
Which is why WILD CARD PLAYOFF WEEKEND is always so huuge in the minds of everybody who loves football.
Everybody loves a genuine all American cinderella story.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2BC HOME STUDY NOTES: According to the revealed word at 2bc.info, the mormon church will suddenly be washed clean with one quick swipe under a running faucet in a stainless steel sink.
See the above movie trailer again if you don't believe it, Stephen Fresh.
In confirmation of my new business partner's little homemade movie at www.cloudmakerpictures.com.
Ergo the prophetic [no. 45 Pence VEEP] trailer for 1979's THAT SINKING FEELING opens with an amazing physically transfigured look alike of my suicidal brother in Seattle, Jeff Relf.
Hey, little movies that randomly make it big time happen for a reason.
Which is why WILD CARD PLAYOFF WEEKEND is always so huuge in the minds of everybody who loves football.
Everybody loves a genuine all American cinderella story.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2BC HOME STUDY NOTES: According to the revealed word at 2bc.info, the mormon church will suddenly be washed clean with one quick swipe under a running faucet in a stainless steel sink.
See the above movie trailer again if you don't believe it, Stephen Fresh.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE ON THE MENU THAT YOU WANT?
Talk about making $100 an hour in tax free tips at Michael Savage's favorite Italian restaurant in Marin, California.
"OK, so you got $20,000,000 in the bank and you got the [amazon.com] package..." quoting from Howard Stern's short lived little purple velvet couch interview show; circa 1993; LEISURE WORLD, Buckley, Washington, Hwy. 410.
For when Howard Stern could not believe that his wife would actualy let him fuck other women while his was doing his regularly scheduled shows in Las Vegas.
Where the tender prime rib meat dinners with baked potato and a tossed greenie salad still only cost as much as 9.99 at the PLANET HOLLYWOOD CASINO.
Hey, shitty little internet shows like this on youtube er all happen to happen for a reason.
Like for example, "It's now or never." paraphrasing BLADE RUNNER, May 9, 2020.
Whereas Michael has let me know that the physical transfiguration process will not get up and running until I AM is 68 years-old.
Talk about cutting it close to the bone.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SCARLET JOHANSSON: After the very first day that the doctors have declared that you are now free from your two kinds of herpes; I get to fuck you; and you get to have my he babies; and I get to keep the child support tax free money after all these years that I have been putted up with you.
Because at that 2bc.info it says that the people who only believe in the spiritual, will not be having as much fun in the afterlife as those swingers who are having such a great time at THE PLAYBOY MANSION in LA.
"OK, so you got $20,000,000 in the bank and you got the [amazon.com] package..." quoting from Howard Stern's short lived little purple velvet couch interview show; circa 1993; LEISURE WORLD, Buckley, Washington, Hwy. 410.
For when Howard Stern could not believe that his wife would actualy let him fuck other women while his was doing his regularly scheduled shows in Las Vegas.
Where the tender prime rib meat dinners with baked potato and a tossed greenie salad still only cost as much as 9.99 at the PLANET HOLLYWOOD CASINO.
Hey, shitty little internet shows like this on youtube er all happen to happen for a reason.
Like for example, "It's now or never." paraphrasing BLADE RUNNER, May 9, 2020.
Whereas Michael has let me know that the physical transfiguration process will not get up and running until I AM is 68 years-old.
Talk about cutting it close to the bone.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SCARLET JOHANSSON: After the very first day that the doctors have declared that you are now free from your two kinds of herpes; I get to fuck you; and you get to have my he babies; and I get to keep the child support tax free money after all these years that I have been putted up with you.
Because at that 2bc.info it says that the people who only believe in the spiritual, will not be having as much fun in the afterlife as those swingers who are having such a great time at THE PLAYBOY MANSION in LA.
Friday, January 4, 2019
ANOTHER 9 1/2 WEEKS MOVIE RIP OFF
Thank God for short little movie trailers based upon full lenght feature screenplays that are inspired by the DANIEL 9 multiple weeks prophecy.
Wherein this one has Queen Elizabeth coming and going just as often as she does in so many of my reoccurring, and hard to figure out, frustrating dreams about the mysteries of Jennifer Aniston, and my French ex wife.
Per that short film's thematic introduction to yours truly in THE DARLING LIMITED; double tall bloody Mary's and all.
Who suddenly shows up at my pensione hotel room door again, all hot to trott; circa Padova, Italy, 2019.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WEEKS NOTICE NEWSLETTER
PS ADAM SANDERS: Still not seeing much publicity for your fuck boat movie based in Porto Fino. Did it already come out?
LISTING NOTES: Right after I learned that they are going to remove an outside panel on the backside of MLS# 1392262, I saw the same panel that crashed through some VW JETTA's windshield along Hwy.410 in Bro/mpton, Canada at FOX NEWS online.
Talk about "cutting it close."
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Is there something here that interests you? Watch it at the German car salesman trailer for CRASH, circa 1996.
Maybe even skip through some of the entire movie on line if you are into that kind of thing.
PS MITT ROMNEY: In the latter days, all of those bland old weak men, who can barely get it up anymore, per JACOB 5, are going to get cut off from the Kingdom of God. Who then will be replaced by all of my hot young underaged wives who want to fuck my new and improved, physically transfigured [HARK ROCK CAFE] boner and have my BRANCH DAVIDIAN babies.
Crazy in the head, great in bed.
POP UP NOTES: Britney Spears just went on a temporary 9 1/2 weeks hiatus from her resident hotel 2020 Vegas show in order to save her daddy.
Good on you girl!!
Wherein this one has Queen Elizabeth coming and going just as often as she does in so many of my reoccurring, and hard to figure out, frustrating dreams about the mysteries of Jennifer Aniston, and my French ex wife.
Per that short film's thematic introduction to yours truly in THE DARLING LIMITED; double tall bloody Mary's and all.
Who suddenly shows up at my pensione hotel room door again, all hot to trott; circa Padova, Italy, 2019.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WEEKS NOTICE NEWSLETTER
PS ADAM SANDERS: Still not seeing much publicity for your fuck boat movie based in Porto Fino. Did it already come out?
LISTING NOTES: Right after I learned that they are going to remove an outside panel on the backside of MLS# 1392262, I saw the same panel that crashed through some VW JETTA's windshield along Hwy.410 in Bro/mpton, Canada at FOX NEWS online.
Talk about "cutting it close."
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Is there something here that interests you? Watch it at the German car salesman trailer for CRASH, circa 1996.
Maybe even skip through some of the entire movie on line if you are into that kind of thing.
PS MITT ROMNEY: In the latter days, all of those bland old weak men, who can barely get it up anymore, per JACOB 5, are going to get cut off from the Kingdom of God. Who then will be replaced by all of my hot young underaged wives who want to fuck my new and improved, physically transfigured [HARK ROCK CAFE] boner and have my BRANCH DAVIDIAN babies.
Crazy in the head, great in bed.
POP UP NOTES: Britney Spears just went on a temporary 9 1/2 weeks hiatus from her resident hotel 2020 Vegas show in order to save her daddy.
Good on you girl!!
VENICE IN WINTER IS THE BEST.
The very best time to visit Venice is in winter.
Less stinky, less tourists, more sexy 007 James Bond vacation hotel room fantasies.
When the pension room hotel rates in Padova are only $203 for two nights at THE DONATELLA er all.
Plus, you are only a 30 minute train ride away from a day time visit to where Gwyneth Paltrow starred in SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE, to the west. And Sienna Miller had a minor role in CASANOVA, to the east.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWN TOURIST NEWSLETTER
PS STEPHEN FRESH: Stop behaving like such a childish idiot.
I understand how much you like to stay at all of those 4-STAR hotels in northern Italy. However, their weird looking remodled interior decore reminds me too much of European men wearing tight ass acrylic soccer sweats and or man child bikinis.
Please do put it on your terminal cancer bucket list to watch all three of my own private movie trailers for LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets 9 1/2 WEEKS meets ANOTHER 9 1/2 WEEKS.
Less stinky, less tourists, more sexy 007 James Bond vacation hotel room fantasies.
When the pension room hotel rates in Padova are only $203 for two nights at THE DONATELLA er all.
Plus, you are only a 30 minute train ride away from a day time visit to where Gwyneth Paltrow starred in SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE, to the west. And Sienna Miller had a minor role in CASANOVA, to the east.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWN TOURIST NEWSLETTER
PS STEPHEN FRESH: Stop behaving like such a childish idiot.
I understand how much you like to stay at all of those 4-STAR hotels in northern Italy. However, their weird looking remodled interior decore reminds me too much of European men wearing tight ass acrylic soccer sweats and or man child bikinis.
Please do put it on your terminal cancer bucket list to watch all three of my own private movie trailers for LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets 9 1/2 WEEKS meets ANOTHER 9 1/2 WEEKS.
Thursday, January 3, 2019
THE FAR SIDE OF THE LOON
CHINATOWN landed a rover on the dark side of the moon on the same date that the party of the darkies took back that dark house for sale at MLS# 1392262.
Which was the original unibomber inspiration behind Sean Penn's little book title entitled BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO BOMB STUFF.
Which directly correlates with those two movie forerunners movie trailers for WHAT ABOUT BOB and CADDYSHACK.
Not to mention GREGORY'S GIRL and GREGORY'S TWO GIRLS prophetic depictions of the physical transfiguration vampire happenings at the LDS temple in London.
Speaking in real time terms of all those Gary Larson one strips from Seattle.
That are still all about his weiner dog [dog shit happening] in WAG THE DOG meets FRANKENWEENIE.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
SOUTH SIDE NOTES: That Chinese remote control RADIO SHACK car toy in DIRTY HARRY er all landed on the south side of the dark side of the moon. Representing all of those darkies who are invading America from the southern side of things in Mel Gibson's GET THE GRINGO porous borders prophecy.
Which was the original unibomber inspiration behind Sean Penn's little book title entitled BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO BOMB STUFF.
Which directly correlates with those two movie forerunners movie trailers for WHAT ABOUT BOB and CADDYSHACK.
Not to mention GREGORY'S GIRL and GREGORY'S TWO GIRLS prophetic depictions of the physical transfiguration vampire happenings at the LDS temple in London.
Speaking in real time terms of all those Gary Larson one strips from Seattle.
That are still all about his weiner dog [dog shit happening] in WAG THE DOG meets FRANKENWEENIE.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
SOUTH SIDE NOTES: That Chinese remote control RADIO SHACK car toy in DIRTY HARRY er all landed on the south side of the dark side of the moon. Representing all of those darkies who are invading America from the southern side of things in Mel Gibson's GET THE GRINGO porous borders prophecy.
Wednesday, January 2, 2019
BOB MUELLER WHO IS JUST DOING STUFF OVER THERE IN HIS OFFICE.
There is definitely some kind of a strange love connection going on with the left's die hard infatuation with Robert Mueller. Which obviously has something to do with the WW III movie trailer for DR. STRANGE LOVE.
Who for the entire 42 months of mormon London temple prophecy in REVELATION 11 will simply be sitting around in his fancy pants office at the DOJ, just doing stuff.
Ergo, Mel Gibson's 59th birthday happening will be the kind of [HAMMER FILMS] thing that gives small little films like, BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF, the juice to get made. Question.
Have any of you guys in Hollywood ever read that small little paperback book called MAKING A GOOD SCRIPT GREAT?
Whatever, be sure to see the trailer for ADAPTATION before you read the book; context is everything.
Damn straight, "It takes me at least a year to write a first draft screenplay." Dan Akroyd. Circa BLUES BROTHERS 2000, the 1997 movie trailer.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES SCREENPLAY
PS JIM CARREY: I would never think of asking you to star in some low budget union scale fuck film if you did not feel comfortable enough with both the screenwriter and the director.
Nothing worse than an actor with a crappy attitude on set.
Plus, you get your choice of any A-list actress co-star out there who also has herpes no.1 and no.2.
Talk about the infinite grace of Jesus Christ.
Who had caused SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE meets FACTORY GIRL to happen at the exact right time.
PS SANDRA BULLUCK: Some giant NFL linebacker multi millionaire nigger is going to knock you out on January 12.
Because of the way that you betrayed me and disgraced me in BIRD CAGE.
Who for the entire 42 months of mormon London temple prophecy in REVELATION 11 will simply be sitting around in his fancy pants office at the DOJ, just doing stuff.
Ergo, Mel Gibson's 59th birthday happening will be the kind of [HAMMER FILMS] thing that gives small little films like, BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF, the juice to get made. Question.
Have any of you guys in Hollywood ever read that small little paperback book called MAKING A GOOD SCRIPT GREAT?
Whatever, be sure to see the trailer for ADAPTATION before you read the book; context is everything.
Damn straight, "It takes me at least a year to write a first draft screenplay." Dan Akroyd. Circa BLUES BROTHERS 2000, the 1997 movie trailer.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES SCREENPLAY
PS JIM CARREY: I would never think of asking you to star in some low budget union scale fuck film if you did not feel comfortable enough with both the screenwriter and the director.
Nothing worse than an actor with a crappy attitude on set.
Plus, you get your choice of any A-list actress co-star out there who also has herpes no.1 and no.2.
Talk about the infinite grace of Jesus Christ.
Who had caused SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE meets FACTORY GIRL to happen at the exact right time.
PS SANDRA BULLUCK: Some giant NFL linebacker multi millionaire nigger is going to knock you out on January 12.
Because of the way that you betrayed me and disgraced me in BIRD CAGE.
MITT ROMNEY'S TRAIL OF TEARS
God's Josephite witness, Rush Limbaugh, often reminds his white christian listeners that he is the Mayor of Realville, California.
As just confirmed by that LAmanite mayor of Saint Joseph [San Jose] getting rammed by a car on Salt Lake Drive, New Year's Day. While peddling as fast as he can on one of his gay ass public bicycles in PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.
But even on the same day when Mitt Romney was sounding like the Pope himself out of Rome. Whose Nancy Pelosi style stylings reflected the satanic dark skinned tone of the accuser in REVELATION 12.
Who is the same sexually fluid church lady/man of the high society whore cited in D&C 86 and 1 NEPHI 14.
Not to mention MULHOLLAND DR meets THE WALKER meets THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecies.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
FILM SCHOOL CLIFF NOTES: Dr. Frankenstein got her brain smashed in by a huuge chunk of melting ice while hiking along the White Mountain trails in and around Mark Stein's EIB ICE STATION NORTH area.
Watch the classic 1951 black and white si fi horror movie trailer for THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD; before you reject out of hand the idea that BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF is now the hotest property in Hollywood.
PEE WEE NOTES: Watch the prophetic bridge game Trump cards trailer for THE WALKER before seeing the trailer for PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE. As just confirmed by that bridge accident in stinky Denmark.
As just confirmed by that LAmanite mayor of Saint Joseph [San Jose] getting rammed by a car on Salt Lake Drive, New Year's Day. While peddling as fast as he can on one of his gay ass public bicycles in PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.
But even on the same day when Mitt Romney was sounding like the Pope himself out of Rome. Whose Nancy Pelosi style stylings reflected the satanic dark skinned tone of the accuser in REVELATION 12.
Who is the same sexually fluid church lady/man of the high society whore cited in D&C 86 and 1 NEPHI 14.
Not to mention MULHOLLAND DR meets THE WALKER meets THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecies.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
FILM SCHOOL CLIFF NOTES: Dr. Frankenstein got her brain smashed in by a huuge chunk of melting ice while hiking along the White Mountain trails in and around Mark Stein's EIB ICE STATION NORTH area.
Watch the classic 1951 black and white si fi horror movie trailer for THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD; before you reject out of hand the idea that BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF is now the hotest property in Hollywood.
PEE WEE NOTES: Watch the prophetic bridge game Trump cards trailer for THE WALKER before seeing the trailer for PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE. As just confirmed by that bridge accident in stinky Denmark.
Tuesday, January 1, 2019
THE NEW AND IMPROVED 1830 INDIAN REMOVAL ACT OF 2020
Talk about overturning today's way outdated and simple minded Orwellian civil rights ideas from the psychedelic 1960s.
Not to mention ROE VS. WAYNES' WORLD. Or maybe not.
This new New Year's Day tear gasing along the Mexican border in TOUCH OF EVIL is confirmation of the trail of tears that forced the LAmanites out of the Nephites' God given land in the first place.
Ergo, that huuge gaping old man's asshole in the wall at CRAZY HORSE's unfinished business monument to third world government and cultural rot that should never be allowed to get into America.
Hey. I like my steaming hot milk chocolate coco in a cup just as much as the next white guy.
But for example; that handsome dark skinned homogaysexual mayor of London turned the town's New Years celebration into a no good rally for EU style DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS.
Therefore when yours truly becomes the King of London. The first order of business will look like something that happens in your typical WW:III born again Adolf Hitler look alike vampire movie.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER,
Circa January 12, 2019, Los Angeles.
TRAIL MIX NOTES: The mormon pioneers' own trail of tears was confirmation of today's RLDS whities in Utah living like the darkies in CARNIVAL OF SOULS.
Wherefore, the mormons are no longer numbered among the Israelites.
And therefore God has taken the gift of revelation away from them.
DANCES WITH WOLVES CLIFF NOTES: Watch the 1990 movie trailer if you still can't see it happening, muted trumpets and all.
"Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped." ISAIAH 35: 5.
Not to mention ROE VS. WAYNES' WORLD. Or maybe not.
This new New Year's Day tear gasing along the Mexican border in TOUCH OF EVIL is confirmation of the trail of tears that forced the LAmanites out of the Nephites' God given land in the first place.
Ergo, that huuge gaping old man's asshole in the wall at CRAZY HORSE's unfinished business monument to third world government and cultural rot that should never be allowed to get into America.
Hey. I like my steaming hot milk chocolate coco in a cup just as much as the next white guy.
But for example; that handsome dark skinned homogaysexual mayor of London turned the town's New Years celebration into a no good rally for EU style DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS.
Therefore when yours truly becomes the King of London. The first order of business will look like something that happens in your typical WW:III born again Adolf Hitler look alike vampire movie.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER,
Circa January 12, 2019, Los Angeles.
TRAIL MIX NOTES: The mormon pioneers' own trail of tears was confirmation of today's RLDS whities in Utah living like the darkies in CARNIVAL OF SOULS.
Wherefore, the mormons are no longer numbered among the Israelites.
And therefore God has taken the gift of revelation away from them.
DANCES WITH WOLVES CLIFF NOTES: Watch the 1990 movie trailer if you still can't see it happening, muted trumpets and all.
"Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped." ISAIAH 35: 5.
STEAMING PUSSIES
Last night's social media shit storm over the girls at NBC talking about steam cleaning their viginas on New Years Eve was just another teen girls pajama party happening.
So I checked over my last posting on this blog, which obviously was the spark plug to it. And yes, I found enough mistakes and typos in it that required me to tighten it up a bit.
That said. If we can't get Jim Carrey to play the anti hero in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF on the loony left; we can always get Bruce Willis to play the same after WW:III role from a more hard right point of view.
Quentin Tarantino directing of course; co starring Carey Mulligan.
In the role of his crazy underaged girlfriend wife who keeps egging him on and on forever to do bigger and better stuff with his wasted life.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
OBITUARY NOTES: That stupid girl who fell to her death at the Horseshoe Bend was confirmation of the sudden U-Turn that the Democrat Party is about to make.
If they know what is good for them.
Same thing goes for you too Stephen Fresh.
PS MS MULLIGAN: I can understand that sometimes you just do stuff if the screenplay is interesting enough.
However, that's not the way that I AM works.
Whereas, if I want to be fucking you on camera in my first two SAILOR DOG fuck films code named SON OF LEBOWSKI; it's gonna cost me a pretty penny up front.
Since I AM does not want you to come back to me for any future child support payments.
Ergo, in the upcoming Kingdom of God there is no divorce.
So I checked over my last posting on this blog, which obviously was the spark plug to it. And yes, I found enough mistakes and typos in it that required me to tighten it up a bit.
That said. If we can't get Jim Carrey to play the anti hero in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF on the loony left; we can always get Bruce Willis to play the same after WW:III role from a more hard right point of view.
Quentin Tarantino directing of course; co starring Carey Mulligan.
In the role of his crazy underaged girlfriend wife who keeps egging him on and on forever to do bigger and better stuff with his wasted life.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
OBITUARY NOTES: That stupid girl who fell to her death at the Horseshoe Bend was confirmation of the sudden U-Turn that the Democrat Party is about to make.
If they know what is good for them.
Same thing goes for you too Stephen Fresh.
PS MS MULLIGAN: I can understand that sometimes you just do stuff if the screenplay is interesting enough.
However, that's not the way that I AM works.
Whereas, if I want to be fucking you on camera in my first two SAILOR DOG fuck films code named SON OF LEBOWSKI; it's gonna cost me a pretty penny up front.
Since I AM does not want you to come back to me for any future child support payments.
Ergo, in the upcoming Kingdom of God there is no divorce.
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