JENNIFER ANISTON BELIEVESBELIEVES
THE HEDGHOG 3 PROPHECHY
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THE KING OF ISRAEL.
The prophets keep quoting me, but they ignore Joseph Smith.
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CALLING ALL ANGELS .
I will be the King of England in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
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ROXANNE SPEED
I subscribed to her YUTUBE show .
So now I am getting regular updates from her.
She probably sucks cock like an angel.
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DRILL BABY DRILL
The historic earthquake cluster off of Petrolia, California is about Donald Trump becoming President again.
Whereas the two witnesses prophecy is an earthquake prophecy.
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ANGELINA JOLIE WANTED THE ROLE IN MOONSTRUCK .
But it turned out better the other way in 1987.
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R.I.P. JEFFERY DANIEL RELF, DECEMBER 2, 2024.
Epitaph:
Completed his LDS mission in San Paulo, Brazil.
Graduated from BYU with a four year degree in computer science in 18 months
Was married and had three hildren.
Relocated to Seattle to have sex with strangers in public parks.
Started smoking after Senator Hatch died.
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FIRE POURETH OUT OF THEIR MOUTH AND DEVOURETH THEIR ENEMIES.
The wicked punish the wicked in REVELALATION 11.
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THE TAYLOR SWIFT PROPHECY.
The other day Hank the prophet hinted what God revealed to him about Tayloy Swift on New Year's Day.
I'm on pins and needles right hnow.
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EPHRAIM IS DRUNK, BUT NOT WITH WINE.
Last night I had a flash vision of a shit faced Ephraimite who was a never Trumper.
"Nice complexion.." THE AVENGERS
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THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN AGAIN.
God encouraged me to watch MERLIN again in December for a reason.
Ok, I get to fuck Katie Mcgrath again.
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JE T''AIME
Donald Trump is going to Paris because he loves Jesus Christ.
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THE DA VINCI CODE HAPPENING
Donald Trump will go to Paris, France because he is a Branch Davidian .
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PS MADONNA: The whole idea of you sending Alayna Relf to a private school in England is to demonstrate the law of adoption.
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LAST TANGO IN PARIS
Donald Trump's attendance at the Notre Dame restoration cerimony is prophetic.
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MERDE !
Donold Ttrump is supposed to arrive in Paris on Saturday.
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MON DIEU!
Donald Trump will be at the restoration ceremony of Notre Dame .
And he is not even a Catholic..
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BEING AU COURANT
God told Hank the prophet that December is going to be a month to remember, and Januaray will be a month of justice, and the enemy will be furious in February.
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THE WAY WE WERE.
See the 1973 movie trailer..
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PARDON MOI
Joe Biden flew to the third world after pardoning himself ex post factor.
Compared to Donald Trump flying to Paris, France.
France is for the French.
And yes Jodie Foster is my foster wife.
Greg
RELEASE THE DRAGON
The whitch hunt episode of MERLINE is why Donald Trump got elected again.
Good luck.
Greg
ANSWERED PRAYERS
Only God could have caused Donald Trump to get elected again.
"Either I will kill it, or it will kill me..." Truman Capote
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TOILET PAPER
I Will not allow Madonna to send my granddaughter to a private school that endorses transgenderism.
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
My housemate who literary resembles Harry Dean Stanton showed me Taylor Swift''s new album today.
I did not see that one coming.
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OCCUPY SEATTLE
I told you so.
Ion Musk is going to owe me some serious cake after I make Charlize Theron his girlfriend.
And yes I am a half Jew descendent of Jesus Christ.
Better half a loaf.
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INHABIT ZION
Ion Musk plans to inhabit Mars after the 7 planets align on January 21, 2025.
They don't call it the Red Planet for nothing on Whibley Island.
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I hear now that half of the Jewish virgins voted for Trump, which is probably disinformation.
Meanwhile I can believe that most of Ephraim voted for him.
PS ION MUSK: She Is waiting for you to call her.
BRUCE WILLIS MOVED TO SUN, VALLEY, IDAHO FOR A REASON.
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MOVE TO UTAH OR IDAHO IF YOU CAN.
Meanwhile Snohomish, Washington would not be a bad option.
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HALF OF MY BRAIN TIED BEHIND MY BACK.
The two witnesses cases of Judah and Ephraim are about to be fulfilled.
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ALMA 32 & 42.
Yesterdy God told me to read ALMA 32 & 42 .
No wonder that there are more Mormons in Africa now than in Utah.
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MY FOREHEAD IS SCARRED.
Circa 3 NEPHI 20-21.
Plus I have a hump on the back of my head just to make it fare.
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THE BOOK OF MORMON IS TRUE.
When I was 14 the Holy Ghost told me that the Book of Mormon is true.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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THE TWO OLIVE TREES
According to JACOB 5, the leadership of the church will become bland and tasteless in the last days.
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I AM DEAPLY IN LOVE WITH KRISTEN STEWART.
Right after I woke up from a short nap Saturday evening Jesus Christ said this.
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I LIKE ALL POSITIONS.
Pam Bondi for AG is like me being nominated to become married to Renee Zellweger..
It's going to happen whether they like it or not.
Rhymes with Bond Girl.
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ROOT BEER
The Holy Ghost woke me up saturday morning at 2:48 am saying "root beer".
But I had to take a piss anyway.
And when I walked out of my door he said 'Hitler '
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THE STEPHEN KING LOOK ALIKE
Donald Trump appointed a Stephen King look alike for Treasury Secutarary for a reason.
Therefore you should buy gold with all of your extra money.
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Truman Capote was a Republican you know.
And so was Andy Warhol for that matter.
Woody Allen will probably vote for Donald Trump by mail.
Not sure what Larry David will do.
The guy is such an asshole
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PRESIDENT PUTIN WILL GET DONALD REELECTED IN 2024.
At least he shoots people in the head who betray their country.
I wish that I could say that about my own people.
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I SMOKE CAMELS.
Just kidding.
Problemly the only place left on earth where you can do that is Egypt.
Maybe that is where Woody Allen should make his next movie .
Not too many film permits are required there.
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LDS CONFERENCE 2024
Whiping my butt after last weekend, God told me that I am not ready to get baptised again in 2BC 116.
And then Daniel Relf told me in a dream that I will be after Christmas
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WHOOPIE GOLDBERG IS LOOKING VERY SPOOKED THESE DAYS.
No wonder she has your typical Jewish name.
By the by, I prefer her new look.
Hell, I am not even done with BOO 1, and I can not wait to watch BOO 2.
At least Kristen Stewart let's me co-fuck her while she is eating out my other wife.
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I ALSO LOVE KATE HOLMES
I am so lucky.
Even Miley Cyrus wants to marry me.
She believes in Jesus you know.
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I LOVE KRISTEN STEWART'S WIFE.
Heck, I don't even know her name.
All I know is that she loves to fuck.
Which is one of the nicest things about having more than one wife.
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KRISTEN STEWART IS A WONDERFUL WOMAN.
Can you even imagine having a wife like her?
And her girlfriend too??
Plus she votes Republican.
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THE RESURRECTION OF DONALD TRUMP.
Depending on how you read the scripture time line, Jesus Christ either came back to life on April 9 or April 10.
Whatever, I am definitely going to buy one of those DONALD TRUMP, bibles.
Rhymes with erection.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN STEWART
That is my royal grandaughter in SKAR KING.
We can do that if you want.
Greg
ZIONISM IS NOW HAPPENING IN UTAH.
I could make a deal with Ion Musk for both Gisele Bundgen and Charlize Theron.
But man would it cost him.
I don't give up easy.
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SHE WANTS ME.
Probably more like she wants me to make her a baby.
Whatever, last week I had a vision of Emma Watson sitting at an outdoor cafe and smiling at me with a silver spoon in her mouth.
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PEOPLE MAGAZINE
Last week I flipped through PEOPLE at the checkout in TARGET.
Where everyone was in a dire need of the physical transfiguration.
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY GREAT FILM TRAILERS IN MY LIFE.
The thrill is back.
For example, yesterday at 7:53 am, Audrey Hepburn gave me the middle finger with a playful smile on her face.
Which meant that she wanted to fuck me.
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I MAXXXINE
THE SPIRITI OF 1948
That historic 4.8 in Lebanon, New Jersey marked the fulfilment of the 42 months prophecy in REVELATION 11.
Which means that America is the New Jerusalem.
Right over from there is White House Station.
Just south of High Bridge.
Located in Hunterdon County.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS
Last night I dreamed that Nicolas Cage was drinking MILLER beer in one of those twelve tribes of Israel pubs in THE WORLD'S END, 2013.
And fire was shooting out of his mouth at those two royal blue bloods of Judah and Ephraim.
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CAITLIN CLARK IS JEWISH.
Big fucking deal, so is Taylor Swift.
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IT HAD TO HAPPEN.
It is very important that I am fucking Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock at the same time now.
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I AM JENNIFER ANISTON'S POOLMAN..
RYAN REYNOLD REPRESENTS ME.
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Ever since I saw DEADPOOL 2 the other week, I keep waking up and see Ryan Reynold looking at me.
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I just saw the movie trailer for POOLMAN.
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DONALD TRUMP REPRESENTS JESUS CHRIST.
This weekend is LDS CONFERENCE in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Which will happen exactly after the 42 months that Joe Biden stole the election in 2000.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I only fly private anymore.
THE BOMBING STARTS IN 15 MINUTES.
A least Israel gives the civilians a 15 minute warning.
Ronald Reagan was Jewish you know.
Too bad Hamas rides around in RED CROSS ambulances.
"It's hard to tell the difference between right and wrong these days." Guy Benson
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YOU WILL REGRET WHAT HAPPENS ON APRIL 6.
"Comedy is exageration." Danny Simone
Gregory.
THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT.
Last night at 2:42 am, I had a quick vision of a big brown spider crawling across my bedroom floor and hiding under my dresser.
What do you suppose is the meaning of that?
Gregory.
KATE HOLMES IS MY GIRLFRIEND.
"He always brings something special to the party." Elizabeth Taylor.
Greg.
Whereras if God tells you to marry me, by some sign and a witness, it means that I should also marry your girlfriend, 99% of the time.
So choose your friends wisely.
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JENNIFER ANISTON IS MY FUCK BUDDY.
After you read the Second Book of Commandments, you begin to see the diference between Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston.
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BRUCE WILLIS CALLED ME A CHEESE DICK.
According to the law of Abraham in 2BC 118, if you curse me you will be cursed.
God knows...
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HALF ASLEEP IN FROG PAJAMAS
No wonder that half of the most beautiful young actresses want to be in SON OF LEBOWSKI.
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I WANT GUS VAN SANT TO DIRECT MY FIRST MOVIE.
It would be nice if I could first be in Woody Allen's next movie in Italy.
However, I understand that one can't even be in that country if you have not had the injections.
Not gonna happen.
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THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING
Gary King drives a used physically transfigurated 1989 car that has a rebuilt engine and all new replacement parts in THE WORLD'S END.
Whereas the 2013 movie's many cancer references have been confirmed by today's royal family in 2024.
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THE WORLD'S END, 2013
Ok, so you prefer to fuck her in the face.
I don't know how you can do any better than Charlize Theron at this time.
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THE WORLD'S END, 2013
Reportedly, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't like the threeway.
Too bad, her back and wide shoulders are her best features.
What a waste of talent.
"Don't you want to be free?" EATING RAOUL
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ISRAEL WILL INVADE RAFAH IN THE 42ND MONTH OF ELAVATION 11.
Sooner or later the F-35s are going to have to take care of business in Iran.
Probably sooner.
Like maybe next Tuesday.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: So looking forward to your Christmas dinner this year. After you have the pajama party.
I FINALLY GET IT.
After having read the SECOND BOOK OF COMMANDMENTS five times, I understand now how I can be sealed to a wife for eternity, if not for time.
Sorry about my fits of jealousy Nicole Kidman.
That said, last night I dreamed that I caught 3 rainbows on a #12 ROYAL COACHMAN.
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I WANT TO GRIND MY COCK ON KATIE MCGRATH
It has been awhile since a woman like her has caught my attention and made me so horny.
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I GO TO TRADER JOES FOR A REASON.
Yeah, they have the best stuff for the best price.
And by the end of this year they will be selling 50 ld. sacks of red winter Montana wheat.
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Ok maybey just 10 lb sacks. But you get the picture.
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MEET MY NEW FRIEND.
Apparently the boys in Hollywood have introduced a new Harry Potter character called SKAR KING.
From what I can tell, he is supposed to be some kind of a red horse prophecy symbol.
Whatever, I can't wait until I can get my hands on Katie McGrath.
And her girlfriend too.
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3.28.24
THE WILDCAT TRAILER WITH MAYA HAWKE, 2024.
Mark Levin just interviewed the delightful young Jewish woman in the above film who has a new book coming out next Tuesday entitled SECOND CLASS.
Whereas she zaps all of those liberal newspaper boxes on main street in GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.
The above book being a metaphor for the Book of Mormon.
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IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!
All of those earthquakes in GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE represent REVELATION 16.
When the rude and arrogant Donald Trump gets reelected in 2024.
Drill baby drill.
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AMERICA'S SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION IS A HOMOSEXUAL.
So what.
I get promptings from God all the time to listen to the two Jewish talk radio shows of Jason Rantz and Guy Benson.
Hell, just last night I dreamed that I had a three☆way with Sandra Bullock and her blond girlfriend.
She's always so much fun.
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JUST A LITTLE DIDDY
Ever seen that Britney Spears' music video wherein the stupid bouncers wont let me get into her sex party??
Even though P. Diddy had personally invited me to it.
Circa DC 58.
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3.27.24
GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE
Obviously I get to fuck a 15 year-old virgin girl from Texas next year.
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PAY VERY ATTENTION FROM APRIL 6 TO APRIL 10.
April is the 42nd month in REVELATION 11.
"God damn it!!" Jesus Christ
"He was hard for me to swallow." Elizabeth Taylor
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO WHIDBEY ISLAND?
It's problamely one of the top ten places if you don't have $10,000 to pay for your honeymoon night.
[March 25, 2024.]
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TAYLOR SWIFT NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK.
Directing is casting.
"I just tell my actors to say what they want... Then I ask them to please read the new pages.."
Woody Allen.
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LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE.
"The words of Isaiah 49: 2 are mighty." Jesus Christ almighty
Ergo those Bow River shots.
Many of the scenes in GHOST BUSTERS: AFTERLIFE were shot in Crossfield, Alberta.
Because God's servant in 2BC 118 represents the late brother Crossfield.
To be continued...
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IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
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Israel has no choice but to act now.
Put on thy strength oh daughters of Zion.
Don't be a pussy.
"The bombing starts in 15 minutes." Ronald Reagan
He was Jewish you know.
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EMMA WATSON IS A PROBLEM.
Houston we have a problem, goes the saying.
The gentiles have taken over London because Emma Watson has brown eyes.
Which is exactly how things will end in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Circa 2BC: 124; 34.
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS OUR PROBLEM.
Whereas God gave Donald Trump 3.5 big ones on Friday.
Just in time for Monday.
"Do you have the money?" JACKIE BROWN
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3.22.24
TALOR SWIFT IS AN INERNATIONAL TOUR SOCIALIST.
Half of those folks who were assassinated at a Moscow concert were Americans.
The other half were problemly white Russians.
Fascism is more sexy than Nazism.
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THE END IS NEAR.
Secretary Blinkin came back way too early and completely empty handed.
Guys like him are usually Jewish homosexuals.
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TWIN PEAKS 2024
If Taylor Swift ever wants to become a legitimo movie director, she is going to have to find a believable replacement for Harry Dean Stanton.
I just don't see her making comic book movies.
Me fucking Kristen Stewart for sure.
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CATS
The Jews thought that CATS was not a very good musical movie about me.
And most of them still don't think that Mr. D is going to get reelected.
Can't wait for his big interview on Howard Stern.
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS MY DARLING AND SWEETHEART.
So wghat, she can't sing and she can't dance.
Like there are not a million girls like her in America.
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PS MILEY CYRUS : We are going to make a movie about you staring as Janis Joplin.
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THEY DRINK A LOT OF POISON IN THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Don't ever try to have a baby if you are not eating whole wheat bread.
Fair warning.
It must not be degerminated naturely.
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DONALD TRUMP IS TOXIC.
Today at 12:34 pm, Michael said "That's a toxic development."
Guess who is going to die first.
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CAPE FEAR 2024
I also inherited about $23,000 from my late mother after I got out of prison in this movie.
So now I'm driving around Edmonds in a used 1989 5.0 convertible.
Without a care in the world.
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DONALD IS GETTING JEWED.
Thinking about sticking it to the Jews these days?
How about Dan Bongino puts down a 4x1 bet that Donald Trump is going to get reelected with the London bookies.
All is fair in love and war.
He better hurry up, the 42 months are almost over.
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I CAN HOOK UP JENNIFER ANISTON WITH ION MUSK.
If the feeling is mutual...
She always has had a thing for interesting, smart and rich men.
"You're only a phone call away." Elizabeth Taylor
So near, yet so far.
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JENNIFER ANISTON SATISFIES ME INTENSELY.
She would too if you loved olive oil as much as I do.
She may not be the most pretty woman in the world.
But her girlfriend Courtney Cox sure is.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: You're wanted on the set in 15 minutes.
LOCK YOUR DOOR.
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THE JEWS ARE BEHIND THIS.
3.19.24
It's time to become with me or against me.
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I WANT TO TAKE A ROAD TRIP WITH KRISTEN STEWART.
Her girlfriend can come along with us if she wants.
Say what you will about me.
But I have never been known to be a selfish man.
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3.18. 24
GHOST BUSTERS 4.2
The latest cinematic version of GHOST BUSTERS is coming out this Friday; 3.22.24.
Right before the spooks are going to get busted.
Hee hee.
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Does anybody know who the next 007 wanna be is supposed to be?Sienna Millzer co-starring?
IT WILL BE A BLOOD BATH.
Obviously the Bible is true.
And so is the mormon Bible in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
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NEVER LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH..
"Ride the cowboy!" as Jesus Christ said to me at 7:00 pm on 3.17.24
Lucky me.
"It's just one thing after another." Elizabeth Taylor
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MORMONISM IS MAGIC.
In THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN, the staunch Christian king of Camelot believes that all magic is evil.
No wonder that Mike Pence thinks the same thing about Donald Trump.
Oh well, we all have our burdens to bare.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: Two nights ago, I dreamed that Cara Delevigne was dirty enough to fuck an old rich man like me.
I HAVE AN EMMA WATSON PROBLEM.
Though she has brown eyes, God still wants me to marry her.
That's ok with me if that's what I'm supposed to do.
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3.16.24
KRISTEN STEWART IS EXPECTING.
Reportedly Woody Allen will be making a movie in Italy this summer.
According to him, it will be a very good film.
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JENNIFER ANISTON IS EXTRA VIRGIN.
Jennifer Aniston knows that I would fuck her at the drop of a dime.
And then I would make breakfast for her and her girlfriend in the morning.
No wonder that she takes advantage of me so much.
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3.15.24
I EXPECT TO DIE THIS YEAR.
This is according to my prophetic composition figures in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Who are always dying and becoming alive again.
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THE VATIGAN IN ROME
Those two castle walls of the temple in REVELATION 11 mean that the Republican Israelites will be protected from the gentile Democrates in the last days.
Even the temple in Utah is surrounded by a wall.
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3.15.24
I WILL BE THE KING OF SCOTTLAND.
And then it will go down from there.
Of all those renditions of the White Horse Prophecy in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN, S5-EP 10 was probably the best one.
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GUY BENSON IS IN ISRAEL RIGHT NOW, AND YOU ARE NOT.
After giving it some serious thought, my man servant and I will be attending a certain Pentecostal church service in Tacoma this spring.
I'M nothing if I don't have the stuttering interpretations of of tongues in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
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GUY BENSON IS IN ISRAEL.
I listen to the Guy Benson radio show fairly regularly on 770 in Seattle.
But today Jesus Christ told me to make sure that I listen to him every day this week.
Well what do you know.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: I still want to marry you and make movies with you.
I WANT MY WIFE BACK.
Can it be true?
Donald Trump is going to create ten new "Freedom cities" wherein you can have more than one wife.
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JUST A QUICK REMINDER
Yesterday at 1:54 am I had a quick vision of a strong wind blowing through the front portal of the castle gate in Camelot.
"Ominous " DRUGSTORE COWBOY
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THE MOON & BACK 2022
The star in this movie looks like the first girl who ever gave me a blow job in 1989.
Taylor Swift.
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THE IDEA OF YOU
Obviously I'm living in a dream world.
Now that Siena Miller has agreed to costar with me in my first look alike movie next year.
Hell, I'm old enough to be her father.
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SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
Obviously I am that grumpy old man in the room in the hit tv series FRASIER.
Who turned out later to be the Green River Killer in Kent, Washington.
"Everyone has their faults." Elizabeth Taylor
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I'M FEELING VERY LUCKY THESE DAYS.
I expect amazing things to happen on St. Patrick's Day.
For example, Ellen Page doesn't need a fake penis to make me happy.
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MY OWN MOTHER DIED ON KATIE MCGRATH'S BIRTHDAY IN 2018 FOR A REASON.
Whereas my father died on March 12, 2005 in Federal Way, Washington.
Granny Grass was a personal friend of Queen Elizabeth II of course, who spoke to her quite regularly on the telephone from Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County.
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[3.12.24]
I WILL GET BAPTISED AGAIN IN FLORENCE, ITALY.
"I thought he was dead."
"There is no way to kill me."
Jesus Christ.
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[3.11.24]
THE LANDSLIDE
After I read the reports comparing PRESIDENTE DONALD TRUMP FOR LIFE with the devil Joe Biden in Georgia, God said simply "landslide" .
"I'm long on America.." Dan Bongino
Me too...
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[3.11.24]
THE DARK KNIGHT
THE BATMAN opens with a panning wide shot of the Camelote castle on Halloween in 2024.
Then it ends on election day November 5.
Lots of sword fighting in this one.
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I HAD A VISION OF DAN BONGINO'S WIFE
Wherein she pointed her finger at me and said "Hugo is going straight!"
I can believe that.
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I WILL BECOME BORN AGAIN IN 2024
So many churches in Kent, so little time.
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE HER.
Yeah yeah Katie McGrath is a beautiful lady.
But God damn.
I should be so lucky that she would suck on my cock.
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BATMAN 2022, MARCH 7, 10:35 AM, 2024
Daniel White offered to show me BATMAN 2022 today.
Ah, ok.
Nothing like getting the drop on the handle.
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THE WHITE HORSE. THE RED HORSE. AND THE BLACK HORSE.
We see the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY very cleary in LOGAN, circa 2017.
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WHY I SAW LOGAN FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST SUNDAY.
Can we just cut to the chase?
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THE WHITE HORSE. THE RED HORSE. AND THE BLACK HORSE.
Donald Trump will be reflected in 2024.
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PS TARGET: You need to offer a better selection of cheep bottom shelf Scotch.
Thanks to Daniel White.
Because it says simply 'March 3' on the 2017 one sheet.
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PS MADONNA: What are you waiting for?.. An invitation from God?
I AM STILL IN LOVE WITH SIENNA MILLER.
I am going to watch BATMAN 2022 this week.
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I AM STILL IN LOVE WITH CAREY MULLIGAN.
One would think that I have come to my senses by now.
Heck, I still have a thing for my French wife.
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FAITH, HOPE AND CHARITY
Finally we are going to get a President again who is a Protestant.
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TAYLOR SWIFT...
Hey, even Gisele Bundchen is going to fuck me.
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THANK GOD FOR LITTLE GIRLS
It says in 2 NEPHI 8 that the daughters of Zion are supposed to put on their strength in LOGAN.
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PROTECTING THE KINGGDOM
Camelot is a PG rated parable of the prophetic Kingdom of God in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Which will be confirmed by God on this Super Tuesday.
I know, my life has been reduced to a series of Joan Rivers style punch lines.
She was a Republican you know.
"Politics is just punch lines and video clips." Dan Bongino
You jest at your own peril.
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ARNOOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FOR PRESIDENT
There is nothing in the US Constitution that says that you have to be born in America to be the Vice President.
So I'm thinking he hooks up with Sarah Palin.
Both of them being Jewish.
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DAN BONGINO NEEDS TO BEAT HIS WIFE MORE OFTEN..
Obviously his bitch is not obeying him enough these days.
Look what happened when I did not beat my own French ex-wife enough in 1980.
I am still feeling the consequences.
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PS KATIE MCGRATH: You can have me if you want me.
Maybe we buy a dairy farm and live forever on Whibley Island?
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SHE'S A BITCH TO DEAL WITH.
Finally...
Only a lady like Katie McGrath could be the line leader of my seven wives in ISAIAH 4:1.
I just don't have the time to deal with all of their problems.
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NEVER GO TO A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
I do like her songs.
Better just buy her records and listen to them at home.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: How is that whole Catholic church wedding thing working out for you?
Cry me a river.
"Greg is one hep cat." John Waters 2001
THAT WOULD BE ME.
"For there is no end to the imaginative inventions they employ to deceive those whom I have chosen to be My spkosemen on the earth."
2BC 224: 15
"It's always more fun to play the antagonist." Orson Welles
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YOUR PROVERBIAL PERVERTED JEW.
"...enticing careers in Babylon, lustful and beguiling men," 2BC 224:12
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MORGANA RHYMES WITH MADONNA.
The new video of Arthur Engoron hitting on a women at a suburban gym proves God's point.
Talk about rude and arrogant
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CANADA IS NOT CALIFORNIA.
That massive grass fire is burning in the Texas panhandle because Joe Biden is going to Brownsville, Texas.
Right there is the Canadian River.
Whatever, I don't think that one can keep a gun in their pocket or purse up there.
Canada has become so gay.
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I DON'T GET OUT TO THE MOVIES ENOUGH.
Hell, I can barely get over to TRADER JOES and buy a bottle of scotch once a week these days.
I don't have a car.
And there are too many niggers on the buses these days.
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I DON'T GET OUT TO THE MOVIES ENOUGH.
I was laughing my ass off for an hour before I realized that the antihero in DEAD POOL 2016 was my self deprecating [spiritualluy] marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21.
We all have to laugh at ourselves sometimes.
Hunter Biden.
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PS GOVERNOR NEWSOME: I will do everything in my power to make you the next President of America.
The sooner that California goes bankrupt the better.
IT WAS THE END OF AN ERA.
Maybe that's why my French ex-wife dumped me for some polite Jewish jerk back in 1980.
Even though I was a better lover.
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ENGLAND IS NOT FRANCE.
It was the French who saved us in 1776.
And they are going to do it again in 2027.
Emma Watson was born in Paris for a reason.
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[11:30 am, 2.27.24 PST]
WE NEED MORE POLICE
Obviously the niggers have gotten out of control in France.
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I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND
Her name is Katie McGrath and she is Jewish.
Daddy likes to spank his little bad girls.
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I SMELL SOMETHING
The other day I offered God's School of Prophets in Utah a billion dollars if they should help me repent and become baptised again.
But all they said was that they don't want a copper penny from me.
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A HERALD OF THE NEW AGE
S4-E10 shows me drippy wet right after I get baptised.
Works for me.
The incontinuity was probaly international.
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THE JEWS ARE SCREWING US.
Take a long hard look at Putin.
Does he look like a Jew to you?
Not, naturally.
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CIVIL WAR
The Spirit of Prophecy is possessing me in this television series.
Whereas I believe that my Lord is my Savior in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
And I no longer believe in anything that the devil says at ESPN.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
Woody Allen will be making his next two back to back movies in Italy this summer that he finances by himself.
Back in the day they called this the negative pick up deal.
Today they say, buy two get one for free.
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TO THEIR GREAT ASTONISHMENT.
"...and the wicked shall be astonished..." 2BC; 167: 30
Sounds like magic to me.
Which makes no sense if you have no common sense at CNN.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I love it when you and your girlfriend fuck me at the same time. Being the King of England does have it's privileges.
Not to mention the Queen of England.
"Pair off in twos!" THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN
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THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS NOTES: Don't kid yourselves; you need the money, and I need to get baptised again for a remission of my sins.
MADONNA DOES SEATTLE
MADONNA fell out of her chair on stage in Seattle last weekend for a reason.
She is one of my many wives who always flys private you know.9
"Seattle is my favorite city." Taylor Swift
"I just love Portland!" Jennifer Anniston
OK that's cool.
Whatever ty6urns you on at Reed College.
Emma Watson.
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0000
They drive black German 0000s in WOLVERINE 2013 because the first beast was wounded in WW II, and then he was miraculously healed again in REVELATIIN 13: after the 42 months experience of Joe Biden.
Can't wait until Joe Rogan interviews Donald Trump on his podcast.
Howard Stern
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JESUS GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED.
I highly doubt that Putin wants to take over Germany, France and Italy.
The rest of them are a bunch of Jews and faggots anyway.
It is by the wicked that the wicked are punished.
Personally, I prefer right wing fascism over left wing fascism.
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CORRECTION: 2BC 118, not 218.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN GOT WHAT HE DESERVED.
He was Jewish you know.
And just like Joe Biden, President Lincoln unleashed a hoard of African monkeys on America.
God calls that the Law of Abraham in 2BC 118.
So looking forward to France in October, 2027.
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THE NEW JET SET.
Daniel White wished to show me the new GODZILLA television series yesterday, but APPLE TV was still stalling him.
So we ended up watching WOLVERINE, 2013; the one where I fuck my other wife on my jet in the end.
Provo, Utah being about a mile high in elevation.
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I'M GOING TO NEED A JET.
I can't have one wife in Edmonds and another wife in Provo if I can't take care of both ot them.
Not to mention my wives in England.
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY LAURENCE PIERSON
Oh hell.
Now I'm supposed to marry Shawn King in Ptovo.
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PS EMMA WATSON
Would it look ok if I licked you off in your next movie?
Miley Cyrus has already agreed to that in THE SON OF LEBOWSKI.
No, I'm serious.
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THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN CONTINUE..
[1:56 PM PST 2.18]
"Love is here today, gone tomorrow."
S3-E6 is about God arranging my marriages.
Oh shit.
Now I'm supposed to be fucking Kiera Knightley even if she has brown eyes.
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IT WAS NOT A COINCIDENSE
"The Jews think that they are so clever." Adolf Hitler, as quoted by Leslie Winn
That political opposition prisoner died in Russia on the same day that Donald Trump was sentenced to death in New York by a Jewish communist judge.
"Say no more." Elizabeth Taylor
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THE LAW OF ABRAHAM
It only took about three years after Bruce Willis called me a "cheese dick".
After all I had done for him.
Typical RHINO from New Jersey.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I can't wait to thank you for supporting me for all these years, SKINNY LEGS AND ALL.
I'm so excited.
Gus Van Sant directing?
THE RICHEST WOMAN IN BABYLON.
If I were J. K. Rowling, I would rather just buy out the best private girls school in England, rather than start one up from scratch.
God knows they could use the money.
Why throw good money after bad money?
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THE BBC
Thank God that the BBC was not directly involved in the Russian plot to take over America.
But they certainly were in on the joke.
There are probably more Jews at the BBC than there are at NBC.
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JOE BIDEN IS A TRAIN WRECK
There is a reason why those Catholic Taylor Swift votive candles are flying off the shelf.
While the shit is hitting the fan in Palestine, circa MARK 13:14.
Time to go back to Bible study every Wednesday evening at your local Christian church.
That's what I plan on doing this year in Kent.
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PS: I would love to get a good look at you next week at Starbucks.
TWENTY YEARS LATER
Princess Alayna is supposed to marry Prince Arthur twenty years after she was born in 1989
Circa S3-E6 in THE ADVERNTURES OF MERLIN.
Where have we heard that number before?
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PS MEGAN FOX: I'm hearing things about you.
[2.16.24 5:00 am]
YOU ARE PLAYING A VERY DANGEROUS GAME.
"What if my father finds out?" Naomi Watts in MULHOLLAND DRIVE
Whatever, don't watch this David Lynch film if you don't like seeing very young and attractive women having sex with me.
And no, I do not support Joe Biden in 2024.
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I NOW LAY MY HANDS UPON YOU.
This is what S3-E5 is all about in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Twenty years later Lady Madonna.
There is no other way to have a baby by me.
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PS MADONNA: I'm still expecting you to send Princess Alayna to some private charm school in England.
That would make me very happy.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
"I come to heal the sick, not the whole." Jesus Christ
Sometimes Courtney Cox worries that I don't talk about her enough.
That is because I dont need to...
Truth be told, I should be fucking Courtney Cox more often.
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THE CRYSTAL CAVE ONE
I see flash visions just like my fusion figure does in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN; S3-E5.
Wish to God that they would just double the price for their commercials, instead of doubling their frequency.
"Money isn't everything." Elizabeth Taylor
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THE BEAST WILL KILL THE WHORE.
It is by the wicked that the wicked are punished.
See every AI generated porno wherein the sexy lady looks exactly like one of my wives.
Imitation is flattery.
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NOTE: Last night at 2:19 am, Michael said "South Carolina"
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
Looking like Taylor Swift is on the verge of having a Jesus baby.
Now that she knows that Miley Cyrus can do a better Bob Dylan than her.
"Love is not a competition." Gisele Bundchen
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: You are dying to have a baby for a prophetic reason.
And don't worry, you're girlfriend can have one too; I can be very generous when I'm in the mood.
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
"I don't care if they are dead or alive." Jesus Christ
Yesterday in a dream state, my late father asked me when my late mother was expecting to have her baby.
I said "In about six weeks."
Then some ordinary looking guy came up to me and said something about something happening next week.
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ITS HIGHTTIME TO GO BACK TO CHURCH.
I'm expecting an October surprise.
I can't wait until Donald Trump visits the Vatican in Rome this fall.
Any candidate who is running for President of America could use a few extra points to offset the Jews.
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I CAN BE PRETTY BLUNT SOMETIMES.
"Now I know what my special purpose is!" THE JERK
My blunt two edged sword in S3-E4 represents my blunt GSR/TWN blog in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Thank you Donald Trump.
I could never have done it without you.
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THINK I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN.
"I'm so excited." MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO
Daniel White is buying five current films for our home theater.
Including the first two DEAD POOL parables about the physical transfiguration.
I'm already starting to feel younger.
No wonder that I'm so into Dan Bongino.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Never confuse boldness with rudeness.
You're Greek you know.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
I would love it if Taylor Swift did a Bob Dylan cover.
She has the same twainy voice that folks like, and she's better looking.
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OAK HARBOR
I need Arnold Schwarzenegger to buy my properties in Oak Harbor.
Including the Masonic temple in Coupville.
Let's not let this slip out of my hands.
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THE DOOR HAS BEEN OPENED.
Oak Harbor, Washington is where we will be parking my Marine hilecopters as we get ready to go directly into the storm in KONG: SKULL ISLAND.
2024.
Gonna need a few good pilots Prince Andrew.
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO, PUT A FLOWER IN YOUR HAIR.
Obviously I like the 49S, even though the CHIEFS are a better team.
I always have been a west coast guy.
California knows how to party.
Think JANIS JOPLIN: STARING MILEY CYRUS.
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THE CURSE OF CAIN
The KANSAS CITY CHIEF's amazing quarterback has the curse of Cain according to 2BC 211: 19.
So is he going to symbolically kill the sons of Able during the last 42 months?
I have asked God about this, but He ain't talking.
Both scenarios have various levels of meaning.
"It's only a game." Elizabeth Taylor
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THE 1958 PONTIAC
SUPERBOWL 58 will represent the undead of the physically transfigurated.
Think D&C 58 meets BRIDES OF DRACULA.
"Some things never change." Elizabeth Taylor
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LET'S GET THINGS KICKED OFF.
The first thing that I thought was that the baptism font in Florence was too shallow.
But now that I have had time to think about it.
If you keep your legs, arms and kneck stiff enough...
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IT'S HARD SOMETIMES..
What a blessing it is to have a sister wife like Taylor Swift who will give you a hand off when you need one.
She's mostly Jewish you know.
Hell, my first French Catholiic wife would never even give me a blow job.
Much less have anal sex while Miley Cyrus is eating her out.
Of course, without Megan Fox's permission.
Let's not get things out of order.
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THE TEN VIRGIN ISLANDS PROPHECY
Donald Trump won the Virgin Islands ticket when they found those five bodies of the US MARINES in the melting snow [job] east of San Diego.
Then the very decorated military helicopter pilot Prince of England landed in London to visit the King.
"Sometimes this shit just writes itself." John Goodman
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THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY IS HAPPENING NOW.
Many of the knights of Israel ride white horses in the prophetic THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
No wonder that the tv show is PG RATED and so family friendly.
Right now I am at the episode where Merlin lets the goblin out of his box.
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JESSICA ALBA TRUSTS ME
It's good to have a husband who can take care of the family while you are away so often on business trips.
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THE CAREY MULLIGAN
Oh good, God is going to give me a second shot at Carey Mulligan.
There was a time when I was the most important man in her life, but then she ran off and married a rock star.
In the case of Jennifer Aniston, she married a movie star.
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THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN
Last night I dreamed that Arnold Schwarzenegger was the abominable snowman.
Which means that he will probably be the first President of California.
Why not.
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THE ACCIDENTAL PRESIDENT
The movie trailer for ACCIDENTAL TEXAN is a free campaign commercial to reelect Donald Trump in 2024.
No wonder that nobody gives a fuck if he is on the ticket in any of those blue boy states that are run by the Jews, queers and niggers.
Guy Benson.
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THE HOUSE DIVIDED IN MATTHEW 10
The SUPER BOWL in 2020' Las Vegas will represent the civil war that happens after the symbolic second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.
I know this because I dreamed about it last night.
"Half of the Republicans are Democrats, but none of the Democrats are Republicans.". Dan Bongino
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JOE BIDEN HAS NO INNER CONFLICT.
In other words, he has no conscience.
See every brain dead zombie movie that was ever made, starting in Pennsylvania.
The one where the negro in the window gets shot dead by the white man.
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THE NOBLE PROTAGONIST WITH THE INNER CONFLICT.
My blog is so rude and arrogant be-cause I am the half Jew one in ISAIAH 11 who is always vexing my inner half Ephraimite in ISAIAH 11.
"The Jews are filthy dirty!" Adolf Hitler, 1929
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EAGLE PASS, TEXAS
The floods in California confirm the American eagle location in flooded out REVELATION 12.
In DANIEL 9, the temple's wall will be rebuilt in troubling times.
In order to protect the white folks of Israel.
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SCHOOL OF PROPHETS NOTES: Last week I had an ISAIAH 22:22 style vision of me opening the door and seeing the President standing right there in front of me.
Who said, "We don't want to have anything to do with your rude and arrogant blog, but he forgot to say nasty.
He he...
THE RUDE AWAKENING
Why are the worldly so amazed that Donald Trump is going to get reelected?
Where have they been for all these years?
Enough with the Bret Baier interviews.
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OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Those two decapitationsns last week happened to involve the prophetic landmarks of Memphis, Tenn and Fort Indiantown, PA.
Thereby representing the two ensign tribes of Judah and Ephraim.
A lot of heads get chopped off in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
No wonder that guy got charged with a hate crime for cutting off the head of the devil in Iowa.
We better get ready for the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.
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TAYLOR SWIFT HAS GIVEN ME HER PERMISSIONS
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I LIKE TO TAKE MY TIME.
"...for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy." REVELATION 19.
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TAYLOR SWIFT...
I hope that she gives me a little permission while she goes back on her tour this month.
She does have some very fine girlfriends.
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TIME TO WAKE UP PRETTY GIRL.
The square man who wears a cowboy hat in MULHOLLAND DRIVE represents my housemate in Kent, Washington.
Think North Bend, Washington.
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THE SUPER BOWL OF LOVE
I saw Taylor Swift's white dress at THE GRAMMYS in a vivid dream on Saturday morning at 7:31 am.
Strangely enough, a 31ish Sharon Stone was wearing it.
Must be the devil in me.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You really should do a little film making festival films in between gigs next year. I can't do it all by myself.
[10:34 pm, 2.3..24]
I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
Dear Kristen Stewart,
I do like the young horses a bit too much in SKINNY LEGS AND ALL.
Ever thought about having a baby or two by me?
I do like them on the skinny side.
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NOTE: Most women don't reach their sexual maturity until they are well into their thirties.
I ALWAYS ASK FOR PERMISSION FIRST
Dear Kristen Stewart,
Would it be ok if I fucked your girlfriend whilst you are still located on location in England?
You no happy, me no happy.
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I NEED REVENGE.
Oh yeah, you are going to get it next year.
It is by the wicked that the wicked are punished in the Book of Mormon.
And that's a good thing.
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NEVER FUCK WITH THE BIG MONKEY.
Who do you suppose is in charge of the American military right now?
He certainly ain't no homosexual white christian guy
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JENNIFER ANISTON IS GIFTED
Have you ever had your cock sucked off by a Jewish girl like her?
Makes you want to die and go to heaven.
Don't forget to run your fingers through her hair.
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TAYLOR SWIFT HAS ENCHANTED ME.
"Every negative needs a positive." Jesus Christ
So now there will be hell to pay.
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MAGIC IS A GIFT
No wonder that Megan Fox has a spell on me.
And I like it.
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MEGAN FOX HAS THE GIFT
No wonder that she speaks in tongues at church on any given Sunday.
And that's a good thing.
I'm so tired of all my wives who can't say yes or no.
I guess that's way I like Miley Cyrus so much.
At least she knows when I am supposed to sleep with her in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
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WHEN A GIRL MEETS A BOY IN S2-E10
"But if I had some way of knowing."
The one about Taylor Swift is not supposed to be fucking her latest boyfriend in 2bc.info 224.
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CAMELOT FOREVER
All of my main fusion characters die and become alive again in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN series.
Take for example the odd looking Dan Bongino.
"I'm not just trying to insult you."
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PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP MUST BECOME REELECTED.
Two days ago God told me that America is going to break up into three states.
Whereas in THE KINGDOM OF GOD, there will be three degrees of glory in D&C 76.
Namely; California, Texas and Kentucky.
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THE POLITICAL ARMAGEDDON.
Everything happens first spiritually in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
No wonder that the extremely beautiful Megan Fox speaks in tongues at church.
And so much of the Jewisses in the media are so ugly looking.
'"I can't stand to even look at myself in the mirror." Jennifer Aniston
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CAMELOT IS UNDER SIEGE.
The holy city temple in REVELATION 11 is described as a castle with walls that protect the white peole from the dark people .
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I AM YOUR HINT MAN
Hell, I'm the great great... grandson of Jesus Christ, so I might as well be in the movie trailer for HIT MAN.
I hope you enjoy the movie.
Supposedly out in theaters on June 7.
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I WILL BE BAPTISED AGAIN
So far I have seen two prophetic scenes wherein I die in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN, and then I become alive again.
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
On a side note, the only true church on the earth is the mormon church.
Camelot is being attacted from within.
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THE BEST IS YET TO COME.
I am only about half way through THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN, and I get the feeling that the blood is going to rise up to the horse bridle in REVELATION 14:20.
On a side note, my roommate Daniel White has just rented the 8 pre-episodes of KING KONG.
Stand by.
I don't believe in coincidences.
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JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO GET ARRESTED.
You can not be a liar and a cheater in Camelot.
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SEIZE THEM!
There is a for certain movie coming out in theaters on April 5th that is about the 42 months prophecy in REVELATION 11.
The end is near.
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A WHITE AND DELIGHTSOME PEOPLE
That DJ who got his head cut off in Memphis had your typical haircut in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Back in the day, they called that the Jennifer.
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CAMELOT
The Kingdom of God is a Camelot parable in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Wherein anybody who believes in modern revelation is evil, and must be put to death.
Sounds like a PG rated Bruce Troxell movie.
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THE MULATTO WILL BE THE SERVANT OF SERVANTS.
Actually that's not a bad start in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Hell, half of my wives have brown eyes.
Because their ancestors mixed their seed with the heathens and the gentiles.
Not so much Emma Stone.
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BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS OF THE FIELDS
"Pride, you can't see it, but you can smell it." Jesus Christ
The exception proving the rule.
Take for example Joe Biden.
Taylor Swift being a big supporter of that asshole.
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ROCK AND ROLL NOTES: That DJ in Memphis, Tenn was decapitated for all the right reasons in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
PS JIMMY FAILLAR: You are very good, but you still need more of the spirit of prophecy in your heart.
Jimmy Kimmel.
I GET TO FUCK SANDY NEXT CHRISTMAS
I always knew that something special was going to happen in my life.
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I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH.
Maybe that beauty who looks like Megan Fox and speaks in tongues is telling me something in THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
Surely there must be a Pentecostal church somewhere in Kent.
Wink wink..
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QUOTE THE RAVEN EVERMORE
According to S2-E1 I get to fuck Taylor Swift.
And that would be a good thing .
But she ain't no Jennifer Aniston.
"She wanted to have a schedule for sex."
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THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN
Apparently Taylor Swift is rescheduled to be at the RAVENS play off game this weekend.
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FUCK ME JESUS
Be very carefull about what you ask for in your nightly prayers.
You don't want to be married to a guy like me.
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FUCKING ASS
Even James Carville voted for Nikki Haley.
So what does that tell you?
"I was in the wrong place at the right time."
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THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS RESTRICTED.
Ever seen a little movie that was all about Donald Trump called CADDY SHACK?
According to S2-E2, I get to fuck.
Shot in Florida for Illinois.
GUY
Don't miss the meaning of the ending.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I was so pleased and impressed that you are going to be at the Berlin film festival.
I always knew that you would never make a fool out of me.
MERLIN IS A JEW
"In his hand did he take up the sword."
2BC 212: 22 meets REVELATION 19.
I read this verse right before God lead me to start binge watching THE ADVENTURES OF MERLIN.
But "We do have to keep this a secret."
Talk about putting on the armor of God.
No wonder that I support Donald Trump because he is Christian.
The law is the law in THE KINGDOM OF GOD.
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I NEED TO GET BAPTISED
Ever seen that little movie called GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS?
The one about the wicked punishing the wicked in the BOOK OF MORMON.
Dear God.
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HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE
Expect to see a miracle during the NLF playoffs.
Hope I can at least get a hand job mulligan in the meantime.
It's time to prime the pump.
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COAST TO COAST NOTES: If you post a copy of those little notes that people are finding in their cereal boxes, I will read it and tell you what it says.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL
On this birth date of David Lynch, we must all get down on our knees and thank Jesus Christ for what he did for us.
Would not hurt either if Britney Spears sucked my cock dry in the mealtime.
Jennifer Anniston.
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MITT ROMNEY IS A FALSE PROPHET
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LET'S GET IT ON
Last night I dreamed that i dreamed that I had a dream about the Dream Mine.
Stay tuned for the details.
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I HAVE A NICE FEELING ABOUT KRISTEN STEWART
Name your price pretty much girl.
Obviously it has been too long since I have been sucked and fucked .
How about a two for the price of one deal.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: One of the things that I like about you is that you never take advange of me.
ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS
We head directly into the storm in 2024 because we believe that Jesus Christ will be our rearguard in KONG: SKULL ISLAND.
Nobody said that it will be easy .
"My people must be a tried and proven people." Jesus Christ
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SNOOP DOG'S PRECIOUS LITTLE GIRL
His sweet little girl got a stroke because she got the covid 19 injections.
Let's hope that he votes Republican the next time.
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GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS
"Donald Trump is a monster!" Nancy Pelosi
Former blockbuster actor Arnold Schwarzenegger was detained by German airport authorities because he was planning on auctioning off his expense watch and giving the money to the ecoterorists who are destroying western civilisation.
Oh yeeah Girls, "Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Nazi!" Warren Beatty
Long live the King.
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I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELICOPTERS
"I can't do everything by myself." MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
Too bad for you that I get to fuck Kristen Stewart and her friend.
See you later alligator.
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MY FAMILY COMES FIRST.
In KONG: SKULL ISLAND, the heroic guys fly into hell on their Fox group attack helicopters .
No wonder that I want to fuck Kristen Stewart so much.
No thanks to the Jews.
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THE RUSSIAN FACTOR.
The wishy washy Republican Senator only put up the money in KONG: SKULL ISLAND because he didn't want the Russians to get there first.
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AMERICA NEEDS A STRONG MAN.
Those swamp scenes in KONG: SKULL ISLAND are all about PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP draining the swamp in 2024.
Talk about sloppy seconds.
Oh well, I'll fuck her if she wants me that bad.
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IT'S CAREY MULLIGAN TIME!
The latest poll indicates that Donald Trump is going to get a mulligan.
Jesus fucking Christ!
How I would love to fuck that girl in the mouth.
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MARTIN LUTHER KING KONG
The giant negro in KONG: SKULL ISLAND is the same one in REVELATION 11:2.
What did I tell you?
The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was never Constitutional.
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I AM YOUR OBSESSION.
King Kong stomps his foot on the saints for 3 1/2 days in REVELATION 11.
Whatever it takes to get Donald Trump reelected in 24.
No wonder they call him the big one.
Some say that he is even the one mighty and strong in D&C 85.
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NEVER NIKI NOTES: Most conservatives don't like the company that you keep. Birds of a feather flock together.
THE KINGDOM OF GOD
If you vote for PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 24 you will receive a multitude of blessings.
Per 2BC 118.
Who among us would rather go on probation than go to jail ?
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JOE BIDEN IS NOT JESUS CHRIST.
Nice try.
But that hit in Yemin ain't gonna cut it.
And yes, I do know who will be Donald Trump's Vice President.
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"You have to hit it and quit it."
KONG: SKULL ISLAND
It took about a three hour phone call, but my housemate Daniel White finally got through on the MARK LEVIN show.
Talk about the dry dead bones coming alive again in EZEKIEL 37.
Just in time for the NFL play offs no less.
Hail Mary full of Grace.
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DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO RETALIATE.
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
He is an old fashion Jew from New York you know.
Katy bar the door.
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I SPEAK ITALIANO
Mussolini was way better than Hitler.
Not only did he eat meat, but he fucked a different women ever day.
He also made the trains run on time.
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KING KONG
"Everybody loves the big monkey." Victor De Sica
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LARRY KING IS DEAD
Thank God.
Now I can become a prophet of God in Provo, Utah who has two wives.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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THE BEASTS OF THE FIELD
Now that we are into the NFL play offs, God has shown me three giant negro KING KONG movies that I'm supposed to see before the next major one comes out in April.
Not that there is anything better.
Wonder what Gisele Bundchen lost her interest in having sex with Tom Brady.
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MY OWN PRIVATE PLANE
Obviously, Donald Trump's private jet represents the same one that I will have to have parked at PAINE FIELD.
MY OWN JET
You can't be fucking Shawn King in Provo and making movies with Miley Cyrus if you don't have that kind of money.
GREGORY SCOTT RELF'
ENJOY IT
Course, if he enjoys you from the back, prop yourself up on your elbows and shoulders because that makes your back look more curvaceous and sexy.
Baby got back.
And don't forget to spread your legs extra wide in this position.
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FAITH
"And from this time forth, I will not bless the Gentile, nor the heathen, in their efforts in dominating those who are the children of my faithful servant Jacob, for they shall not prosper against them." 2BC 167.
This would include the New Jeruslem of Donald Trump in 24.
In the Bible Jesus calls this the ten virgin voters prophecy.
GREGORY SCOTT RELF
January 7, 2024
42 MONTHS OF JOE BIDEN
I don't know why FOX even reports about Joe Biden with such a serious tone in their voice..
Old habits die hard.
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BRAVISIMO
I love to motor boat Jessica Biel.
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I LOVE TO LICK HER OFF.
When I watched HOUSE OF GUCCI last week Hunter Biden was indicted for tax evasion and having having an off shore bank account.
He was my kind of man back then.
Bravo.
I do speak Italian with a Siena accent.
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PS JODY FOSTER: I would love to fuck you.
DONALD TRUMP IS JESUS
Apparently I am supposed to become a Jehovah's Witnesse this spring.
Hell why not ?
I'm already a mormon.
[10:03 pm, Thursday, January 3, 2024]
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OBAMA IS GAY
Which is not so strange anymore.
But why do the Jews have to keep lying about it?
Plus he was born in Africa you know.
"It's not like there is anything wrong with that." Larry David
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THIS HAS BECOME SO WEIRD.
I report something on my blog and then I hear about it on FOX an hour later.
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BIG FICKING DEAL
Maybe we should start a third party...
Bill Clinton likes women who are in their twenties.
Who doesn't when you get older?
I EAT THE PUSSY.
I know, Jessica Biel regretted that she was in POWDER BLUE.
But Mark Wahlberg also regretted beaming in BOOGIE NIGHTS.
Which is like John Travolta regretting that he was in PULP FICTION.
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ED MONDS,WASHINGTON IS PARADISE
So you better have an extra million to pay for those triple pane windows.
The only problem with the place is that he trains are too loud.
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WHERE THE SHIT HITS THE ROAD.
Was Jesus Christ ever so right after hearing that they aren't going to be willing to be the two witnesses to my family and friends for Jesus.
Boy oh boy have I learned how true that is in the past twenty years.
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I WANT TO GO TO CHURCH
Hell, I'm just like everyone else, I need to get saved by Jesus.
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Why not?
SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE GIRLFRIENDS.
Would you rather have a wife or a few girlfriends?
Now that being married in the temple don't mean shit no more.
I once got married in the Provo temple myself.
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I PROBABLY ENJOYED KILL CHAIN.
All of that 70 weeks of cuttting and so forth.
PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL CLOSE THE BOUNDER..
There will be only one way through the gate after 24.
Jesus Christ makes it very clear at 2bc.info that the only true church on earth is the LDS church.
So you don't need to worry about going to other churches right now who also believe in Christ.
Hell, you might actually learn something new.
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I DO NOT BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACARY
I have always believed in law and order.
Especially when I it comes to politics.
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I NEED TO BCOME BAPTISED AGAIN.
The first time that I got baptised into the Mormon church I didn't know what the hell was going on.
But not this time.
Better late than never.
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THE CHURCH OF CHRIST
Last night Jesus told me that I need to attend church with Harry Dean Stanton at the Church of Christ on Kent Highway this spring.
Ok...
I can do that.
I can't remember when I went to church the last time.
It was sometime during the 1980s in Provo.
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I'M INTO SOMETHING GOOD
I knew it when I walked by that 1960s powder blue COMET with a powder blue speed boat attached to it in Edmonds, Washington.
Parked in front of that spa with boulder in front.
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WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LATER
I have to crawl on my hands and knees to vote for PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 24.
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THE THRILL IS BACK.
Now that I have a 54" tv, I plan on watching more movies.
Daddy is back.
Plus, I get to put it on pause anytime if I have to take a pee.
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I LIKE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
Maybe, just maybe, we can get Charlize Theron in LOS FARAD season 2.
She is from South Africa you know.
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JESSICA BIEIL
Therefore THE SHINING prophecy begins in Boulder, Colorado.
If you believe in Jesus Christ.
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JESSICA BIEL IS MY WIFE.
And like most of my polygamist mormon wives in Utah, she likes to fuck around with other married men.
Who are not really married to them.
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I LOVE TO FUCK YOU.
I always like to listen to any of Mark Levin's substitute radio hosts.
But Larry O'Connor is the shit now.
I have never heard about that guy before.
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Be sure to see my next movie trailer for whatever...
So many girlfriends, so little time.
I like it when you spread your legs very wide for me.
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I STILL LOVE HER
Jessica Biel leaves her NO. 104 door open for me in POWDER BLUE.
Then we see me baptizing her.
What a perfect movie.
No wonder that I stopped wrigtng screenplays and just became an acter in the 1990s.
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AERICA HAS A JOE BIDEN PROBLEM.
Donald Trump is a Democrat Republican, who will probably win 49 states in the 24 election.
Meanwhile I will be fucking Kristen Stewart, and her girlfriend too...
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IT'S MILLER TIME!
Overnight Jesus told me that I should tell Carey Mulligan that I have a boner with her name on it.
On my first impression I thought that that was a pretty stupid thing to say.
Turns out that he was right.
As usual....
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IT''S MILLER TIME.
The first thing that I will do after I get my money is take Sienna Miller out on a date.
Wherein I will try to convince her to be in my first movie that takes place in Tuscany, Italy.
By then I will be fucking Jessica Biel and Miley Cyrus at the same time.
So she should not have any suspicious ideas if I want to cast her in a movie.
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HOTEL CALIFORNIA
KILL CHAIN is about me saving the daughters of Zion in 2 NEPHI 8.
Because I have been having so many impressions of late about me using a revolver.
Hell, who uses a six shooter anymore?
Very retro for sure.
"Don't come knocking on my door." Dan Bongino
"He was just asking for trouble." Elizabeth Taylor
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THE JEWISH OPERATION
Wherefore, the gentiles and the heathens are invading Israel right now in order to toughen up the polite society never Trumper weaklings like Michael Medved in CONCESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND.
Not to mention the southern borders of the New Jerusalem's newspapers.
If you are a Jew who does not believe in Jesus Christ, then you don't know what the fuck is going to happen next.
The spirit of prophecy is the testimony of Jesus Christ in REVELATION 19.
Not that I have a problem with fucking 19 year-old young women.
Oh well "Most of them are old enough to be my father." POWDER BLUE
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PS BRAD PITT: Miley Cyrus has already agreed to fuck you in SON OF LEBOWSKI, if that kind of thing interests you.
TWO TICKETS TO PARIS
Those two tickets to Paris at the end of POWDER BLUE represent Rush Limbaugh dying from cancer in the future on Paris Hilton's birthday.
Just like in the 2009 movie.
What perfection.
How I would love to get a piece of that action.
No wonder that she is finally going to break up with Justin Timberlake only after America is going to break up.
"You always have to pay a price." Elizabeth Taylor
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THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST
"Be ye therefore perfect." Jesus Christ
Surfing around my new found movies on PRIME... suddenly the POWDER BLUE prophecy came up.
I swear to God that I never knew that it was a Christmas movie.
Whereas everything about her body of Christ was just perfect; nothing too big and nothing too small.
And her face was amazing.
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PS JESSICA BIEL: "Let it goe." Jesus Fucking Christ already.
LOS FARAD 2
The niggers killed that old Jewish man in the LOS FARAD episode because he was a white man.
Never mind that he was a communist.
"Most of the Jews are communists." Barry Goldwater
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ABOUT THAT VOLCANO IN ICELAND
In GOOD BURGER 2 they invent the ice cube that never melts in D&C 133.
Good one with it.
Lying fucking Jews.
Scientifically speaking.
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THE ICELAND VOLCANO
The gentile CIA agent was assigned to spy on Iceland for a year before she made a deal with my Spanish wife in LOS FARAD.
Hell, my wife Gwyneth Paltrow also has a girlfriend.
Which kind of turns me on anyway.
And don't get me started with Miley Cyrus and me making babies in 2025.
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LOS FARD 2
For example, Hamas killed that old communist Jew when I was watching the same thing happening on the tv show.
Shit happens for a reason.
Cut, wash, repeat...
THE FALSE PROPHETIC.
Mitt Romney still believes that the Mormon church leaders are still receiving revelations from God.
See every no budget movie that was ever made by Bruce Troxell in Bonnie Lake, Washington, Pierson County.
Nothing.
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DONALD TRUMP IN 24.
Hells' bells, even the neocon mormons at 770 KTTH in Seattle are still denying that they are lying about the stolen 2020 election.
Show us the truth.
Other wise shut the fuck up.
I have three wives, and you only have one.
Hee hee...
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THIS IS THE SHIT.
The shooter with mental problems in Prague gave us more context and back story to the Chezk scenes in LOS FARAD.
For example, my roommate Daniel White insisted that I see GOOD BURGER 2 at the same time.
With a name like that...
It so happened at their arts building where their film school is situated.
Tad Danieleski was originally from eastern Europe.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: It's amazing how many folks in Spain have blue eyes, not to mention Greece.
Birds of a feather folk together.
PS CHARLIE SHEEN: More mormon, less Catholic; it's high time for you to destroy your father's old Catholic church virgin Mary idols.
Who doesn't like to fuck two beautiful young virgin women at the same time?
I don't know if she has any girlfriends or babies, but that is why I AM has been put upon this earth for her.
She could be one of my many concubines.
So why not have some fun in the meantime?
Jesus loves everybody.
Papa always takes care of business.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: Probaby season 2 of LOS FARAD has the yatch pulling into Victoria, British Columbia.
DONALD TRUMP IS JESUS
Most lawyers are Jewish.
Which is an example of why they crucified their own savior.
Take for example the CIA's pervasive role in the LOS FARAD plots.
Almost everybody at the top of the DOJ is a Jew today.
Lying fucking basterds.
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I OFFENDED YOU FOR A REASON.
But I only get to fuck you if Jesus Christ says so.
Maybe about once a week.
And your girlfriend too....
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COLORADO
The word Colorado means colored in Spanish.
As for the time when the colored gentiles will tread under foot the white skin saints for 42 months in REVELATION 11.
Which will obviously come to an end by April 24.
Take my word for it. A lot of shit is going to happen before then.
God did not create the world in one day.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: All of those hot dog scenes in LOS FARAD are a WAG THE DOG warning.
Joe Biden being the ultimate arms trader with the Ukrain.
Ten percent commission for the big guy.
FUCKING A MAN
If you want out, you will have to pay me out.
Nothing is free in this life.
I have not spent the past 25 years of my life writing screenplays about me fucking Sienna Miller for nothing.
Skinny legs and all.
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I AM THE CIA MAN
[12.28.23]
The silent fireworks finally occurred in LOS FARAD when the lion hunt started.
Ergo, nobody ever says anything about me out loud.
For example, my French wife never made any noise when she had an orgasm. But years later she said that I was the fucker of her life.
Usually her vagina would just swell up and her pelvis would have a few contractions.
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PS: "I am not a screamer." Elizabeth Taylor.
But a little loud moaning is always nice.
THE CIA ELECTED JOE BIDEN
According to the LOS FARAD series prophecy on PRIME, I get PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP reelected because I am willing to give him the money that he needs to restock the military in Israel.
No ammunition, no guns.
Five G-5 cannons made in South Africa wound not even show up on the budget in LOS FARAD.
We need to get rid of Joe Biden first.
Then we take care of the Jews, queers and niggers next season.
Meta speaking.
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DR EVIL I PRESUME.
In LOS FARAD, the bald Dr. Evil figure gets assassinated in the no. 8 finale of the 2023 AMAZON series.
Please pardon my pregnant pause, but every comedian in history has always needed a straight man to bounce his jokes of off...
For example, LOS FARAD takes place during the years when I was attending Tad Danieleski's film school workshops at BYU.
The noble protagonist with an inner conflick [girlfriend problem] and all that; and don't forget the sexy parallel wife antagonists subplot.
Later on he went on to become the Dean of the film school at USC, but then he died from colon cancer two years later.
Shit happens for a reason..
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LOS FARAD NO.8
This is the one where we see the '23' police car parked at the Republican Party mansion assassination scene. Which represents the joy of getting fucked in the ass in 23.
And I AM is not talking about PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Me and my right-wing connections at the CIA are not going to let that happen to him.
Us white folks with blue eyes need to stick together.
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PS TAYLOR SWIF: Look closer.
PS KTTH AM: Don't play the polite society fool who believes that the 2020 election was not shoved up our ass by the Jewish run SEATTLE TIMES er all.
Too many Jews at KIRO I guess.
PRIME VIDEO NOTES:
I get the girl in LOS FARAD.
And I am not even finished watching E.5 .
So predictable.
So prophetic. .
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Now it's on to SLOW HORSES.
One down and two to go.
EXPECT A MIRCACLE FROM THE CIA
PS SIENA MILLER: Casting is everything when it comes down to making movies in Italy.
...
Even FOX news is claiming that the 2020 election was not stolen.
Obviously thier web site has now been taken over by the Jews.
Mitt Romney is a mormon Jew of course.
Who needs enemies?
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JEFF BEZOS' GIRLFRIEND HAS BIG TITS
I am not a tits man myself.
That said, I have never seen any pix of his lover's legs.
The Jewish liberal media is so biased.
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THE JUDGMENT
Talk about THE PLANET OF THE APES.
The two top Jewish newspapers in America are projected to lose about the same amount of money as Mayor Juliani must pay for lying to the niggers.
Of course, Dr. Evil has that kind of fuck you money to burn.
Just look at that mansion that he just bought in Florida.
Rather than tought it out in Seattle.
Gay.
Meanwhile Elon Musk doesn't even own a house anymore.
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SLAVERY NOW
The African negro slaves in the Kingdom of God will be more like the worker bees at AMAZON.
Full legal rights, yada yada.
No selling them to other white men if you can't afford to buy out their entire family.
God does not do that kind of thing.
See every episode 5-6 in LOS FARAD.
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THERE ARE NO ORPHANS IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD
LOS FARAD makes a point out of this principle starting right from the first episode.
Wheras in the first episode, Sara fucks me hard in LOS FARAD.
Because Jesus Christ told her that it would help Him.
Talk about giving a man a hand up these days.
I do hope that she sucks my cock dry eventually.
God what as sexy face.
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THE FUCKERS
Once you let me fuck you it's a done deal.
So who cares if there will be a second season of LOS FARAD in 24 on PRIME.
So let me get down to brass tacks right now; Sara's new husband is a shorter and darker version of Matthew Machaunghey.
Her brother is a look alike version of the late Matthew Perry.
Who is probably a closet Republican.
Their father heralds from the STAR MAPS prophecy.
To be continued.
Sorry about the heavy handed dialogue.
But you can only cram so much into one short tv episode.
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THE RHYME
LOST IN TRANSLATION changed my life forever.
And now LOS FARAD has taken it to the next level.
Line upon line, precept upon precept.
"Latinos are so emotional." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: That was just a rhetorical question back when I asked you if you prefered the soft twirl or the hard in-and-out.
Personally, it kind of turns me on when you are screaming into your pillow.
I know, I have a tendency to jump the gun.
The physical always comes after the spiritual.
Not physically, but spiritually.
[December 16, 12:13 pm]
LOS FARAD
I came across LOS FARAD right after Joe Biden gave more tax free arms to Ukraine.
Half of which gets sold under the table for cash to international arms dealers.
Big fucking deal.
Right now I only want to know more about the Spanish actress who plays Sara in the PRIME series.
I'll get back to you later about the content.
Which is also very important.
First things first.
Lots of look alikes in this one.
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
Too many Jews on the radio and tv these days.
Hell, even Emma Watson is half Jewish.
Ergo, the BBC has offered to give her a gig.
But probably the money was not enough.
Why fuck you if you can fuck me?
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WE ARE ALMOST THERE.
I'm not saying that Tom Hanks is going to endorse EL PRESEDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP for President in 24.
But we are getting damn close to that point.
Desperate white people do desperate things.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: You impress me. Let's go all the way sometime.
Have you ever thought about doing a sailboat movie with Brad Pitt?
SPECIAL DELIVERY
The big surprise delivery for me this Christmas season is how many dreams that I am suddenly having about Rene Zellweger.
Thereby Jesus Christ is probably telling me that I need to have sexual intercourse with her now.
Okay.
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THE RETURN OF HOWARD STERN.
I can't wait for the interview of Donald Trump on the Howard Stern Show in 24.
Some things have to happen.
Things were just going too down hill too fast.
Desperate people do desperate things.
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Hopefully he can get Hunter Biden on his show around the same time, but don't hold your breath.
"America is deteriorating." Dan Bongino
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NAPOLEON NOW
Most Jews don't believe in Jesus Christ.
So when PRESEDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP becomes the leader of the prophetic French counter revolution in America, all bets will be off the table.
Think Argentina meets Holland.
Thanks to the lying antichrist Jews in the media.
White people can only take so much of their crap at ABC before the shit hits the fan.
"Own it girl!" PRETTY WOMAN, the 1990 movie trailer.
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IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST, I NOW FUCK YOU.
Pardon my French.
But I completely forgot that Wednesday was Taylor Swift's 34th birthday.
Sorry about taking the Lord's name in vain.
But I promise to make it up to her.
Maybe next year in Florence, Italy I will repent of my many sins and get baptised again.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy and gal in HANNIBAL 4.
Co-starring Tom Hanks as the American FBI director in the movie?
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VIVA LAS VAGAS
There is a reason why Nicalos Cage likes to play Elivis Presley look alike movies.
He is a white guy.
See every David Lynch rip off movie that he stars in.
"You have to start somewhere." Elizabeth Taylor
I'm thinking a sequel to BUBBA HO-TEP.
But this time he gets to fuck the nurse in the shower.
Maybe slapped together in four weeks in 24.
To many screenplays in Hollywood are overwritten these days.
Co-starring Rene Zellweger and Brad Pitt?
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PS DAN BONGINO: I think that the third woe in REVELATION 11 will be a bank failer earthquake.
The first woe happening in 2001, the second woe happening in 2009.
The electrical grid will probably go down later.
Right now, China does not have the stuff to invade MEGA extremist China.
I LIKE HUNTER BIDEN'S ODDS
"I have never gotten along with my own people." Woody Allen
Obviously the dude will never go to jail.
Hell, even if his father is impeached by the feckless Republicans.
He lives in the state of California you know, which is more Jewish than Israel.
Yeah, most Jews are really good liars.
Acting is lying.
Michael Medved.
No wonder that NAPOLEON is such a counter revolution masterpiece, 4 stars indeed.
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As confirmed by the prophetic BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD rocket scientist movie.
I always suspected that Musk was a half Jew German nazi from South Africa.
He alwas had that look.
Apparently he has like 8 kids from multiple women.
Major futurist.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I am going to take care of all of your needs pretty soon in Malibu, California.
"Money means nothing to me." Jesus Christ
BRITNEY SPEARS WANTS TO SUCK AND FUCK ME.
Guess it's back to the salt mine in Utah.
I did have a dream last night that I died and went to heaven.
What a wonderful way to go.
She does remind me of Miley Cyrus.
Meanwhile, Jesus Christ wants me to stay in Edmonds, Washington and take care of business.
TAYLOR SWIFT OWES ME.
She needs to send one of her standard Christmass cards to:
Harry Dean Stanton
754 Woodland Way
Kent, Washington
98030
Otherwise, I will have to force her to fuck no. 87 for all eternity.
Would not hurt either if she personally autographed it.
Maybe spray a little Paris Hilton fragrance on it.
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ELVIS IS ALIVE.
"This is going to change everything." BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO THE UNIVERSE
Now that EIon Musk has put Alex Jones back on X, expect to hear more of the truth about Joe Biden.
Whereas the NYT never dared to go there.
Howard Stern.
Not to mention Mitt Romney.
Cowards.
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PS HUNTER BIDEN: As long as you stay in California you should be OK.
Sun, sex and pasta my friend.
California is the new America.
BRITNEY SPEARS LOVES JESUS
What more could I ask for?
I like babies, she likes babies.
Maybe it's time for Charlize Theron to also have her own baby.
Just image how cute that kid would look.
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THE HUNTER BIDEN EXPERIENCE
Hunter lives in Malibu, California for a prophetic reason.
"This is the end my friend." THE DOORS, circa ISAIAH 22:22.
You can't touch me.
I have my own set of rules.
According to the Law of Abraham at 2BC 118.
"He turned the tables on me." Elizabeth Taylor talking about her two time husband Richard Burton.
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PS PETER RELF: Thanks for the cash; expect to get a big bonus from DEL at the end of this year.
I can be very generous when I'm in the mood.
Take for example, Charlize Theron only gets to have white barbies if she fucks me.
A STORM IS COMING
Clarksville, Tenn got pounded because the place is located along I-24.
Which represents the shit hitting the fan after 24, when President Elivs Presley gets reelected.
A.k.a. The King.
The Red River is right there too, for the blood that is going to flow like a [civil war] river in REVELATION 14:20.
Death to tyrants.
Especially the ones who lower taxes, government regulations and reduce the number of federal employees and illegal aliens.
I also hear that Taylor Swift has a luxury penthouse that is iust waiting for me in Nashville.
"She couldn't get enough." Elizbeth Taylor refering to her X husband who cheating on her too many times.
Taylor Swift has never been married to me in the London temple of course, so technically she has never committed adultery on her husband; maybe a little fornication here and there.
What else is knew.
Hell, I myself fingered my first wife when she was just 17.
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STAY FUCKED
The most important thing that we do right now is get Donald Trump reelected in 24.
There can be no Kingdom of God without freedom.
No polygamy, no slavery, no racism, etc.
Only communism.
Not to mention democracy.
"I'm caught in a trap..." Elvis Presley
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I LOVE JESUS
ELVIS starts out with my Harry Potter kid wearing his lightening bolt scar sign around his neck at the revival meeting.
Then it intersects with the stag mount in his bedroom.
Oh yeah, women love to watch their husbands fucking their sister wives.
Monogamy can be so boring sometimes.
"One thing you can say about Elvis Presley... He is never boring." Elizabeth Taylor
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HUNTER BIDEN IS MY GUY.
I just love the guy.
He stands for everything that I believe in, and he is damn good looking to boot.
Howard Stern.
Absolutely next year in Jerusalem.
What's not to like?
I dont believe in paying too much taxes either.
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SHAWN KING KEEPS ME BUSY.
I am so busy right now with becoming the president of the mormon church, that it will be a relief to step out and do a little fly fishing in her backyard.
And then I can get back to business in an hour.
You fuck me, you get a private jet.
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NEXT YEAR IN THE NEW JERUSALEM
If you do not believe in the Book of Mormon, you are pretty much fucked.
History has a way of repeating itself.
What goes around comes around.
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS TOO FAT.
Oh well.
God keeps giving me inspired dreams about me being married to Emma Watson, even though she has brown eyes.
The exception proving the rule I guess.
Whatever.
I am not supposed to fuck any woman at all unless Jesus gives me permission.
Including Jennifer Garner.
If wishes were horses.
She does still have the best lips in Hollywood.
And that is really saying something.
So does Jennifer Aniston have the best tits in Hollywood.
Megan Fox being a close second.
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TAY LOVES ME
Obviously I'm a very strong guy.
Why else would she be fucking me by proxy right now?
Maybe I should give the girl a break.
Most of my wives are filthy dirty whores anyway.
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TAYLOR SWIFT HATES ME.
The feeling is mutual I suppose.
Now that I am fucking Miley Cyrus and her girlfriend too at the same time.
Polygamy is not for everyone.
Howard Stern.
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HUNTER BIDEN
Hunter Biden was indicated right after it was revealed that Harvard's President was an ugly as hell negro lesbian.
No wonder that the university faculty shooter in Las Vegas reminded me so much of an older Governor De Santis.
Looks are everything.
Yeah I know, girls can be so bitchy. But he should really just drop out of the race and endorse Donald Trump.
Take for example Taylor Swift.
The way she dresses, she has it coming.
Slut.
KK is a Republican of course, and so is her father.
Not that it matters anymore, but Jennifer Aniston's father was also a Democrat Republican who voted for Ronald Reagan.
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ELVIS WAS A POLYGAMIST
Elvis Presley was baptised into the mormon church at the BYU Polynesian Center tourist attraction in Hawaii.
See every cheesy Book of Mormon movie that was ever made by Bruce Troxell.
Wherein the good guys always win in the end.
Sorry about the shitty sound trap.
One step at a time next year in Jerusalem.
Don't ever fuck your second wife until you first take care of your first wife.
Be a gentle man.
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PS JOE BIDEN: The election next year will be determined by who is willing to take the SS MISSOURI out of moth balls.
Personally I can't see you doing that.
Not by who starts the next nuclear next year in Jerusalem.
Blame it on me.
I can take it.
NOTES: It should be obvious by now that you are going to have to lay off of my friend Hunter Biden.
Donald Trump has bigger fish to fry right now anyway.
HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.
North Carolina is one of the few places left in America where there are still a few college professors who vote Republican.
Other than Utah and North Dakota.
The exception proves the rule.
He was southern Italiano you know.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: More hate, less love.
Time is running out.
TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS IN 2023
I saw ELVIS for the first time ever yesterday.
On the same day that some crazy professor killed those white kids at some business school.
And the negro attorney general of Las Vegas indicted PRESIDENT FOR LIFE for interfering in the stolen election by the shoplifting nergros in 2020.
Talk about a tale of two cities.
The King died at 42 in Graceland you know.
For the gentiles treading under foot the white saints for 42 months.
By the way, he looked a bit too light skinned to be a real negro to me.
Just saying.
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Passion is the enemy of precision I guess.
Just yesterday I felt like I had a broken leg, but then about an hour later it felt perfectly healed.
Rhymes with Chris Christy.
Who is going to be the next one to be put down in the race.
Who doesn't support God making the trains run on time in Italy in 2023.
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I AM NOT LYING
Most of my wives can't wait to fuck me.
Take for example Taylor Swift.
She wants to have a baby now.
Who can blame her?
Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole thing.
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MEN WHO ARE NOT MARRIED
I never got married after my French wife cheated on me in the prophetic LAST TANGO IN PARIS parable.
But I still am a good stick man.
You fuck me just once; you get fucked by one hundred high school football heros at 2BC 118.
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PS DAN BONGINO: God told me on Sunday evening that your radio show on Wednesday will be very special.
I immediately asked him why. But he said that I'm just going to have to wait and see.
MEN WITHOUT WOMEN
This collection of short [blog] stories by Ernest Hemingway were all about me in 2023.
"It's not bragging if it's true." Rush Limbaugh
"Sometimes less is more." Elizabeth Taylor
Turns out Henrey Kissenger was married for 50 years.
While at the same time that he had many other wives.
Power is an aphrodisiac.
"Would I be lying if I said that I don't need the purple pill?" Larry King
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...
And if you think that it's just about sex, then you don't know the half of it.
You can't have babies if you don't have sex.
Greg.
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TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
The daughters of Zion in 2 NEPHI 8 better start to get real by next year in Jerusalem.
That would be starting by next month by the way.
Time flys when you're having fun.
And that's a good thing.
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...
Nowadays one big one in cash will not even get you to Walla Walla, Washington.
Back in the day, that much in cold hard cash would get you around the world twice in TWIN PEAKES.
Taylor Swift directing?
Probably not.
It's not like she needs the money anyway thesedays.
And she doesn't really have that kind of an elevated and sophisticated sence of humor about me quite now.
More like Francis Ford Coppola.
Possibly next year.
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS A CHEATER
Talk about cheating the camera angles.
No wonder that her many inspired no.1 hit songs are about the cheaters in her life.
But at least Miley Cyrus knows what she is doing.
I can definitely see me fucking her next year according to the Law of Abraham at 2BC 118.
Not that anyone cares anymore.
"Age means nothing to me." Jesus Fucking Christ
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I WILL BE BACK.
Sounds like a deal to me.
Now that the money is almost worthless.
Hell, why not get Miley Cyrus why you are at it, and her girlfriend looks very nice two.
Talk about a multitude of blessings.
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LET'S MAKE A DEAL.
I can arrange for Michelle Rodriguez to become Dan Bongino's second wife.
But it will cost him.
I'm thinking Nichol Kidman meets Charlize Theron.
Somewhere around 3 big ones for each one.
Minus my 10% .
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A HISS AND A BYWORD
White people hate the Jews because they are so annoying and vexatious.
And I dare you to find any positive news reports about their superior white race ideas these days.
Sadly "Nazism is no longer in fashion..." Camille Paglia
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ION MUSK HAD TO HAPPEN
Come on guys, he is a white man from South Africa.
I mean how much of this shit are you Jews going to force feed us before we get sick of it?
Next year in Jerusalem I guess...
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PROVE IT TO ME
You know when she sucks your cock dry that she is supposed to be your wife.
There are the exceptions that prove the rule of course; like Taylor Swift.
She is not willing to do that for me quite yet.
Better get down on your knees and ask the Jewish Father and the Jewish Son to prove it in the name of the Jewish Son.
Next year in Jerusalem, for sure.
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The self righteous Republicans voted to ban that guy from Congress because he was a cross dresser.
Sounds like something that Mitt Romney would do.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
I told you so.
Obviously Jennifer Aniston is one of my future mormon polygamist wives in Provo, Utah.
"You can't have it both ways." Elizabeth Taylor
You are either in or you are out.
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THE AMC EXPERIENCE
I was so impressed by my experience at AMC.
So expect to see me there again next year when that movie comes out in theaters.
I always wanted to be in the movies.
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BUY TWO, GET ONE FREE.
I did not expect to see a physically transfigurated Nicole Kidman sitting all alone by herself in the previews.
Birds of a feather flock together.
One must ultimately leave their family and friends for Jesus Christ.
Not to mention the Republican Party and the Democrat Party.
"I had nothing to lose." Elizabeth Taylor talking about her first husband.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Hen/ry Kiss/inger was a Jew just like you; all talk and no action.
GODZILLA, MINUS ONE
Talk about sub titles and sublimital messages.
Skip the movie trailer for this one and just go see the full feature of GODZILLA MINUS ONE in Japanese at your local AMC multiplex.
Where they still have coin-op video games in the lobby, retroactive 1989.
The same kind that I once sold to movie theaters to put myself through BYU film school in style.
Whereas God/zillla is the Jewish 666 government god from the REVELATION 13 sea, whose head was once wounded at WIKILEAKS; but then it was miraculously healed in modern day Israel.
Japan being one of the leading G7 nations of the seven seas in REVELATION 17.
Let us all hope and pray that the white Russian Ephraimites can steal the election again in 2024.
Nobody but the Jews want to see the Jewish Governor of California become the next Jewish presedent of America.
All of the major 7 Hollywood studios are still run by the Jews.
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PS ION MUSK: According to Jesus Christ, one white man from South Africa will destroy 10,000 nigger loving Jews in the last days.
THE WAR BEWTEEN THE STATES
The debate between the governor of California and the governor of Florida will represent the REVELATION 16 prophecy about America breaking up into three countries.
Because Donald Trump now lives in Florida.
Obviously he will get elected for the third time next year.
And yes, Barack Obama was born in Africa.
Bitch.
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ION MUSK IS A MORMON
And you should be one too, maybe not right now, but definitely by next year.
Time is running out, Jesus will give you until next year to get baptised again.
By the by, Charlize Theron is also a mormon.
Just thought I'd let you know.
And don't get me started talking about my wife Jennifer Aniston.
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I know, singing songs is a pretty groovy experience.
But role playing JANIS JOPLIN is even more groovy.
Especially if you get paid big money up front for doing the role.
And all it takes is like two days to memorize your lines.
Ion Musk directing?
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS CHEATING.
No wonder that she is fucking that football star.
According to 2bc.info 91, the women are too attracted to the 666 beasts of the field.
So what, I only have a 7" boner, deal with it.
Circa 2BC 114: 5.
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POPE FRANCIS IS JEWISH
The Pope believes that climate change is caused by white Christians.
And he also believes that all of those niggers in Chicago are not guilty.
No wonder that America has a major shoplifter problem.
Go to church on Sunday, steal from your neighbor on Monday.
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PS PETER RELF: Expect to get a big promotion next month. Because of the money that you gave me last month.
Does $1,000,000 a month sound about right to you?
That's what I'm thinking.
You deserve it.
Fucking ass, Ion Musk is my man.
POPE FRANCIS IS A JEW.
Talk about an inside job.
You got Jewed when you got baptised into the Catholic church in HANNIBAL LECTER 3.
Why worry about the terrorists who want to destroy us.
When we are destroying ourselves.
Hells bells, most the Hamas leadership has already hopped on a cargo plane to Cutter; and have ran for the tall grass.
Rhymes with Iran.
Whereas the war in Gaza has now just become a mop up operation.
But that still leaves us with our lesbian Hiz/ball/ah problem to the north.
All hands on deck!
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PS JOE BIDEN: Maybe it's time to get the mighty MISSOURI out of the moth balls with her six 16" guns.
What do you have to lose at this point?
Why start a nuclear war when you just can pound the hell out of them with conventional cannon bombs?
I HATE YOU BITCH!
Talk about hate crimes.
GOD/ZILLA is a cinematic parable of the firebrand 666 beast of the two witnesses who is the god of those women who worship the second 666 beast of the Japanese G 7 mountains in REVELATION 17.
Circa 2bc.info 91.
The one whose head was wounded, but then was healed miraculously.
"The Book of Revelation is a symbolic and descriptive parable." Joseph Smith
Therefore, expect to see the two symbolic witnesses of Judah and Ephraim lying in the street by proxy for three plus days sooner than later.
It takes two to tango.
It takes two to make a thing go right.
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THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS NOTE: The word of God at 2bc.info 104 is about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim.
Stupid idiots.
I WILL BE NO.1 ON FRIDAY
In just four short days, Jesus Christ will become the number one show of all number one shows.
"And I don't care who knows it." Dan Bongino
Find another conservative bullshi... show if you don't like me.
You never sent me any money via my advertisers anyway.
Not at lot of Jewish advertising agency GMC car ads on his show.
So now you get to go to the back of the end of the line at your local AMC theater blockbuster movie this weekend.
Based on the law of Abraham in 2BC 118.
You cheat me out of my money, I cheat you out of your money.
Jerry Seignfeld, circa 1986.
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FEAR NOT
Now that NAPOLEON is out in the theaters, you know where to go.
Hell, even I need to be rebaptised again.
Just for the shits and giggles.
Maybe not.
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PS SHAWN KING: The Provo temple looks like a wedding cake for a reason.
THE ONLY TRUE CHURCH ON THE EARTH
That would be the Mormon church in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Hells bells, pope Francis was supposed to go to that climate change conference this weekend.
But not.
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THE JEWS KILLED JESUS
So now they are trying to kill off my google.com blog.
Good luck with that one.
Ion Musk can always back channel me via my wife Charlize Theron.
So much for keeping your enemies close to you.
MURDER BY PROXY
I already knew that two individuals who represent Judah and Ephraim were going to play dead in the street for three days before Rush Limbaugh died.
Back in the day, there was the Kingdom of Israel, and the Kingdom of Judah.
And they exactly didn't get along with each other.
No wonder that Donald Trump is up by five points in most of the honest Jewish polling.
Of course, most of the Jews are liars.
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MONOGAMY IS QUEER
Even Guy Benson is married.
But God keeps prompting me to listen to his conservative talk radio show replay in the middle of the night on KTTH.
Which is owned and operated by the LDS church.
For some reason.
The guy is pretty good by the by.
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THE DEMOCRATS HATE AMERICA
Now that Joe Biden is getting on the Mark Levin bandwagon, it makes complete sense why there is a new butt load of confessionary celebrity autobiography books on sale at TARGET.
Better late than never.
Talk about stalking stuffers above the fire place.
In days of old, when knights were bold, a sock was put upon the cock, that babies might be prevented.
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THE SHADY REST PROPHECY
Sorry about the repetition, but yes, that is me again.
The one where my skinny cowboy housemate is Jeff Bishop Evans.
Even the one where I take care of business in Texas in 2024.
"Somebody had to do it." Elizabeth Taylor talking about her second divorce.
Holy crap.
I mean it.
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THE GREAT APOSTACY
Nobody who is active in the mormon church right now is fucking two young wives at the same time.
Who can blame them?
Most of them are getting old and ugly looking these days.
Talk about the great hard off.
"My wife and I are going through a rough patch right now." Howard Stern
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THE GREAT APOLOGY
Half of the Jews are going to apologize for trying to stop the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man in 2024.
The other half are going to have to die.
This is the ten virgins prophecy in MATH: 25.
No wonder that God wanted me to see SPY GAME after the symbolic election of Donald Trump in Argentina.
Then the same thing happened in Holland for a second witness.
I was wondering what the hold up was.
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THE FRENCH REVOLUTION WAS A PROPHECY
NAPOLEON has come out in theaters now for a reason.
Whereas all of today's communist Jew finks are saying that PRESEDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is the new NAPOLEON.
After his brief exile in Italy.
True enough, "Fascism is more sexy than communism." Camille Paglia
Guys driving around in convertible ALFA ROMEOs wearing leather jackets, lots of beautiful women; that kind of thing.
None of this electronic car crap.
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THE ENDORSEMENT
I'm thinking that Michael Medved will be openly endorsing Donald Trump in 2024.
"We all have made mistakes in our past." Elizabeth Taylor
Sandra Bullock.
Yours truly.
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IT WILL BE QUICK
The only reason why Israel is pussying around right now is because of Joe Biden er all.
Oh yeah, the Jews control the media.
Most of whom are pro Palestinian.
"I started reading THE NEW YORK TIMES because I wanted to become more intelligent." Howard Stern, 2001
Dot dot dot...
Like I said, WW III will probably last for about three days.
"You have to hit it and quit it." CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM
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GREG'S THANKSGIVING CHICKEN CACCIATORE: If you don't have any wine, just add a jigger of whiskey. Go big or go home is always my motto.
Goes well with egg noodles.
LEAVE IT TO BEAVER
That would be me of course.
Circa 1957.
When I was sealed to my family in the Carston temple on July 4 in 1957.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENDS FOR A REASON.
Shit happens.
Take for example the northern border Rainbow Bridge that stands for today's inclusive rainbow flag culture.
Which flies in the face of the Biblical prophesies about the great divisions in the last days, circa MATH: 10.
Talk about the lost ten tribes of Israel in the northern countries.
"Sometimes you have to tare the bandage off in one quick painful swipe." Elizabeth Taylor
Better to get it over with quickly.
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PS JOE BIDEN: All that you have been doing in the past 42 months is getting in the way of God.
No wonder that 70% of the antichrist finks voted for you in 2020, not to mention 85% of the queers and niggers.
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The 1980s EATING RAOUL prophecy opens with a cheap red wine temple recommendation to go with your Thanksgiving turkey meat.
THE GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS
Obviously it was an accident.
That car accident at the Canada border crossing was a Divine confirmation of the prophetic aspects in the 1990s Canadian CRASH film prophecy movie trailer.
No wonder that the proverbial neocon fink Michael Medved says so much shit on his radio show all the time.
The tight ass did give NAPOLEON a 4-star rating.
At least he says something true once in awhile.
A dead clock is always right two times a day.
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Many folks are going to commit spiritual suicide after the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man in 24.
Especially in Seattle.
Where the end is near.
But not me.
I know how to handle these things.
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ROAD TRIPPING
Some symbolic guy from Beaver Creek, Ohio is going to get lucky very soon.
Happening right after my road trip past Holmes Bay on Whidbey Island on Sunday.
Lucky me.
Usually she lets me fuck her after I eat out her beaver.
First things first.
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THE ROAD TO DAMASCUS
In the Bible it says that Syria will be destroyed in the blink of an eye.
And then along came a Jewish guy named Blinken.
No wonder that my guy Friday got T-boned by an old grey lady in front of TRADER JOE'S in Kent, Washington last month; which caused him to do a 180.
His little white car was totaled of course, and so GEICO had to pay him for a much better new one.
According to the law of Abraham in 2BC 118.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: See if you can spot the prophetic Harrison Ford look alike cameo in the classic 1940 movie trailer for HIS GIRL FRIDAY.
"She learned about men from him."
ROAD MOVIE 2
Rocky is rebaptised for the dead in the 1976 ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy.
Who then represents the one mighty and strong in D&C 85.
After a rainbow of colors pollute the waters.
Pretty spicey stuff.
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PS TERI RUTHERFORD: Last night I dreamed that you said that you are "...dying to meet me."
The feeling is mutual.
[Sharon Stone.]
Never forget that you jerked me off when I about 30. But I didn't eat your pussy because you told me that you were still on your [42] monthly period.
Was I ever so young.
PS TOD HERMAN: The rightious Christians are supposed to form a wall that protects the Mormon polygamists from the heathens in REVELATION 11.
Not everybody can fuck two wives at a time.
ROAD MOVIE
After my white thin man sidekick and I finished our Whidbey Island road tour on Sunday, we decided to stop by the ORCA bottling plant in Mukilteo to have a quick look see.
Lo and behold, there was the founder, owner and operator himself stepping out of his new high end TESLA.
Then after a brief proper introduction and a little chit chat, he looked pretty spooked and excused himself. Telling me that, "It was nice to meet you Frank."
Obviously my skinny sidekick represented my figure in his retro soda pop ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW movie references.
No wonder that so many of today's polite Republicans are absolutely horrified by Donald Trump.
No reports yet if Taylor Swift had to cancel her third show in Brazil due to climate change.
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PS ION MUSK: There were lots of rockets and monsters in all of those scary 1950s drive-in movies.
TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME
The 2001 movie trailer for SPY GAME is the only game in town right now.
Watch the above 2001 movie trailer first; if you want to know why God told me that I should see it before I get into the SLOW HORSES series.
Democracy has been fucked by the Jews.
I did what I did before love came to town.
"The Jews hate you!" Adolf Hitler
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NOTES: Life is full of surprises.
"The Jews love suprises!" Adolf Hitler
Especially like in the surpise ending to the AUSTIN POWERS: 2 amazon.com special delivery prophecy.
PS MILEY CYRUS: Try to act surprised at your surprise birthday party next week.
We know, you saw it coming from a mile away.
You were probably in on it; elegantly speaking.
NEGRO NOTES: America has a negro problem because she has a Jewish problem.
No wonder that there was an ancient civil war between Israel and Judah wherein 500,000 Israelites died.
That prophetic number keeps popping up again these days, in one form or another.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Brad Pitt is now mixing his seed with a brown eyed gentle heathen for a historic reason.
THE POPE OF SAN FRANCISCO
Just like Pope Francis, Joe Biden is a new green deal Catholic.
And so is John Kerry for that matter.
Both of whom believe in abortion up to the days of the second birth of Jesus Christ in REVELATION 12.
Ergo the Vatican was a sovereign state for exactly 1260 years in the Joseph Smith translation of the Christian bible.
The Chinese are gentile heathens you know.
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
Too bad Jeff Bezos moved down to Florida.
I was hoping that he would have stayed in Seatlltle and held his ground.
Which is what I will do until the day that I die.
"Seattle is the pesto sauce of America." Jerry Seinfeld
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I AM HERE FOR YOU.
Don't worry, I have your back.
And I have the money to back it up.
Thanks to Ion Musk er all.
No thanks to Brad Pitt.
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SEATTLE WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
God did not invest all of his time and means into funky town for nothing.
When much is given, much is expected.
"I will get what I deserve." Jesus Christ
Okay.
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WE ARE BEING JEWED
Rhymes with she.
Joe Biden says that his talk with the leader of China was constructive.
Gosh, I wonder how the NEW YORK TIMES will report this.
Can't wait to hear Michael Medved's next very important journalist interview.
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ZIONISM
Obviously Zionism is racism.
Too bad that Brad Pitt still does not understand that.
Otherwise he would still be married to Jennifer Aniston.
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I STILL LOVE HER.
There is nothing that Ellen Page can do to stop me.
Although I do wish that she remove that plastic penis that just gets in the way when I am eating her pussy.
Hell just use a vibrator if you have to in the meantime.
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MEAN GIRLS 2024
The movie trailer for this remake is what will happen after Donald Trump gets reelected in 2024.
Have a nice day bitch.
And I say this as the illustrious one in D&C 85.
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