Last night I dreamed that my young 21 year-old waitress at some restaurant looked exactly like Keira Knightley.
So I just ordered everything on the menu.
Always helps to cover you bets.
Never hurts either to leave a nice tip on the table.
20% tip included my ass.
That would not even get me to Walla Walla.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
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