THE AMERICAN TOURIST

 I am supposed to go to Roslyn this Sunday or next Sunday.

Because NORTHERN EXPOSURE was all about the lost ten tribes of the north in INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY.

Just so you know, I always let my executive secutary handle my schedule.

So don't blame me.

I thought that I would be going there last month.

"Life is full of suprises." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS RZ: Chill out, I would never ask you to do something that you don't want to do. Which is the nice thing about having more than one wife.

Maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow night, maybe next week, maybe after this life.

SENATOR FEINSTEIN WAS AN OLD FUCKED OUT WHORE.

 So what does that say about the rest of Congress?

Many of whom are Jewish neo Republicans who are just like her.

Take Mitt Romney for example.

"I know you are, but what am I?" Pee-wee Herman 

"Glad you asked that question." Jesus Christ 

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I had a really sweet dream about you; brown eyes and all.

By the by, I'm not allowed to have a wife with brown eyes unless Jesus specifically tells me so at 2bc.info .

Some of my best friends are gentiles and heathens.

PS MITT ROMNEY: You look like an older version of the Governor of California.

THE CONTINENTAL HOTEL 2

 I am hesitating to review THE CONTINENTAL series because I don't want the FBI to arrest me for assassinating Joe Biden.

Metaphorically speaking.

Personally, I believe that Biden is the best thing that ever happened to America since sliced bread.

And I fully support the idea of Governor Gavin Newsom becoming the next President in 2024.

Time to get real people.

That's not going to happen.

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AN EARTHQUAKE WILL DIVIDE THE HOLY CITY INTO THREE COUNTRIES.

 But first things first.

I was given the higher priesthood via revelation.

Problem is, I kept the record of it tucked into my four-in-one zipper jacket, which I left on a bus seat when I was a mormon missionay in Italy in 1972.

Gratefully, it is now sitting on the Pope's private book shelf in the Vatican City.

"We all need to make sacrifices." Elizabeth Taylor 

So looking forward to my rebaptism and my reordination.

Talk about being born again.

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IT WILL BE BAD ENOUGH AFTER 42 MONTHS.

 "...for it is given unto the gentiles: and the holy city shall they tread under foot forty and two months." REVELATION 11:2

I would only add starting after Joe Biden stole the election in 2020. 

"The Jews are thieves!" Adolf Hitler 

"Two wrongs don't make a right." Jesus Christ 

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BRITNEY SPEARS IS HEARING VOICES AGAIN.

 This time they are telling her that the 70 weeks of cuts in DANIEL 9 are manifesting themselves.

Crazy in the head, great in bed.

By the by, Kristen Stewart is also great in bed.

And so is her girlfriend.

Not to mention Miley Cyrus and her girlfriend.

"You get what you pay for." Elizabeth Taylor 

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LET'S GET IT OVER WITH.

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will return.

Sorry about that Ben Shapiro.

But PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 6 is coming out when and where it does for a reason.

Ergo, all of that Hunter Biden loot that is stashed in off shore banks.

"The apple never falls that far from the tree." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I hope and pray that some day you will become my mormon wife.

I could do a lot worse.

GO BIG OR GO HOME.

 Obviously PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is the big guy right now.

Whereas I believe in the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man on April 6-10 in 2024.

I know, there are a lot of neocon Jews out there right now like Ben Shapiro.

The spirit of prophecy is the testimony of Jesus Christ.

"I'm going to have to do something that I don't like." Jesus Christ 

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PS RENE: I believe that I AM is going to die for three days. And then we will hook up forever after that.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: All it took was just one look.

AT LEAST I RESPECT YOU.

 Obviously Senator Menedez is innocent by any of today's standards.

You fuck me, I fuck you.

And you going to like it.

Meanwhile back at the ranch in Montana.

Think David Letterman interviews Howard Stern.

Then both of them interview Donald Trump in October 2025.

Too late baby.

You had your chance.

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I ONLY STAY AT THE CONTINENTAL WHEN I AM ABROAD.

 The Jews know that PESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP owns the CONTINENTAL HOTEL chain. 

Ever met a Hollywood screenwriter who wasn't a Jew?

The exception proving the rule.

Talk about I AM is number one with a bullet.

Sorry about the repetitive dialogue.

"Sometimes you have to say something more than once." Jesus Christ 

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PS GOOGLE: I don't need you, you need me.

PS DAN BONGINO: If the Jews screw me at Google.com, I may have to set up a new account at rumble.com.

Wouldn't be the first time.

EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS NOW.

"He believed that every day was Christmas." WILD AT HEART, 1989

 Joe Biden will be delivering his early White House Christmas speech up in Michigan today.

Wherein he will play Santa Clause to your evil 666 Republican Party devil.

And even the 666 antichrist Jews will believe it.

"Should we shut it down?.. Yes." MULHOLLAND DRIVE 

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I AM THINKING ABOUT MOVING TO CALIFORNIA.

 Sun, sex and pasta baby!

Of course, I would keep all of my money in cash and gold bars.

My mother had no dummy.

I don't pay taxes.

I never joined the club.

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THE ION MUSK BOOK

 The above biography was written by a prominent Jew.

Therefore it might be worth a read for right now.

"Be ye as wise as a snake, and as innocent as a dove." Jesus Christ 

Taylor Swift.

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THE FRENCH CONNECTION

 Obviously half of America is hooked on free drugs and free government money by now.

In the above prophetic movie, it was a brown LINCOLN civil war car.

But they finally discovered it.

Took long enough.

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EVS ARE EVIL

 Climate change is caused by abortion, homosexuality, communism and modern Catholicism

Not to mention the French Canadians.

De Caprio is Catholic you know.

Who doesn't know if he is afoot or horseback.

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CHINA HAS FALLEN.

 I used to believe that China was going to invade California in the last days.

Was I ever so young.

That happened like ten years ago.

Nowadays, if 100,000 Chinese soldiers showed up there looking for a wife, they would instantly be given work permits.

Not wonder Ion Musk got out of town while the getting was good.

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ACTOR ON THE VERGE

 There are a lot of no name acters in THE CONTINENTAL.

"Everybody needs a break." Elizabeth Taylor 

Taylor Swift directing.

Apparently Kristen Stewart is directing her first feature film that will debut at SUNDANCE.

Let the competition begin.

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SHE WANTS ME RIGHT NOW!

 Cat napping Sunday afternoon, God gave me a physical transfiguration vision of Jodie Foster.

Which revealed that she is a descendent of the lost tribe of Levi; red hair and all.

Ever seen a Jodie Foster movie wherein she looks 27ish?

I always did have a thing for her.

And her girlfriend too...

Share the love.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Time for you to get in line girl. For God's sake; you're like already 33 years-old!

"Time flys when you're having fun." Elizabeth Taylor 

PS MEL GIBSON: If you don't want her, I'll take her.

THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT

 The debate between Joe Biden and PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will happen right afterwards in Michigan for a reason.

No need for a moderator from FOX etc.

Not to mention NBC.

God works in mysterious ways.

I would bet dollars to donuts that even Larry David is going to see this.

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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The gold plate represents the gold plates of the Book of Mormon in INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY.

FUCK YOU BITCH!

 I ride the red horse through the APOLLO 11 parade in INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY for a reason.

Obviously God wanted me to tell you this during the ten days of repentance.

But don't let this get you down.

One of the greatest sinners in the bible was Adam, and now he is the Holy Ghost.

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THE WICKED SOCIETY

 Apparently John Wick rhymes with wicked.

Kind of like those guys in the mormon church at 2bc.info 

See every 007 movie ever made, starting from the early 1960s.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 "Less talk, more action." Elvis Presley 

One of the great things that I like about the Dan Bongino show is that he doesn't want to hear it anymore.

"Talk is cheap." Elizabeth Taylor 

See every talking heads show on tv.

Jennifer Aniston.

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THE CONTINENTAL

 Apparently Mel Gibson is in this one.

I have never seen a John Wick movie, not even a movie trailer.

Rhymes with the JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY.

But I do know that Barack Obama was born in Africa.

Rhymes with Jew.

I am a birther you know.

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THE TEN VIRGINS WEDDING

 I know, I talk a lot of smack about fucking two girls at a time.

But my regulars know that I would never do something like that if they both were not married to me.

Don't forget, after you become rebaptised again, you are like a virgin again.

Touched for the very first time.

And I don't care how many abortions that you have had.

"We all make mistakes." Elizabeth Taylor 

See the Sicilian church wedding scene in INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY.

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DEBATE NOTES: Joe Biden will be debating Donald Trump next week in Michigan on Tuesday and Wednesday. 

KSL's Mitt Romney moderating from Utah?

BACK TO THE FUTURE IN 2025.

 Michael said to me way back on April 12, at 1:55 am, that it's time to "Put your Eisenhower hat on!"

Now PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is saying that he will enact the greatest deportation act since President Eisenhower.

Works for me.

Talk about rebuilding the wall during troubling times.

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THE DIAL OF DESTINY

 "Yesterday belongs to us Dr. Jones." is the mighty line in INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY.

Whereas, my alter ego gets rescued by an I-ELAS airplane that represents the spirit of Elias in 2BC 272: 7.

I do have the capital letter 'I' stamped on my forehead in 3 NEPHI 19.

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PS HOWARD STERN: Can't wait for your big interview of Donald Trump.

Which would be the next best thing as interviewing Jesus Christ himself.

Have your people call my people.

COVID 19 HAS BECOME A SICK JOKE.

 "These people are sick." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP 

Whereas my alter ego in the JOKER prophecy asks his doctor for an 8th booster prescription.

Since probably by 2024 one will be able to get their latest remedy for CORONA in pill form.

Getting a jab in your arm of flesh is so old school.

Think CRY BABY meets CRY BABY.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: I'm already hearing Christmas bells.

THE CURSE OF CAIN

 Finishing a bowl of leftover spaghetti last night, I happen to see JOKER for the first time.

Not just the movie trailer.

Which I learned was about my antihero going mad over the invasion of illegal immigrants today in New York.

Thanks to that joker in the White House.

Which corresponded with a vision I had of Barack Obama standing in the wet snow of this year's beasts of the football field season.

In answer to Senator Kennedy's question about who is actually running the White House.

Obama's mother was Jewish you know.

Hear tell that Biden and Obama talk to each other every day on the phone.

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THE GOD DAMM PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!

 So says Mr. Lebowski to Mr. Relf in THE BIG LEBOWSKI prophecy.

Jesus Christ was a Jew you know.

"They can have it." Says your typical caller about Washington, DC on the Mark Levin show.

By the by, I do wish that the great one would take a few more phone calls in the third hour.

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PS BRAD PITT: Those four 16 year-old girls who now say that Mr. Brand fucked them are why the laws of polygamy and adoption must be restored in SON OF LEBOWSKI.

He does look like a handsome devil by the by.

HIT THE ROAD JACK, AND DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE.

 Rhymes with Jackass.

Also rhymes with my latest "You're a God damn mother fucker." posting.

But sometimes less is more.

Let Dan Bongino become PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's unoffocial spokesperson; let no.45 stick to the issues.

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PS ION MUSK: Typically Rosh Hashanah lasts about a week.

By the by, where did you get that white Asian look? Was you mother Asian?

"Everybody cares about their looks." Elizabeth Taylor 

HIS BIG BOOK IS HERE.

 "Read ye the best books." Jesus Christ 

Mark Levin's new book had to wait until after the communists made their final move during Rosh Hashanah.

Most Jews vote Democrat you know.

No wonder that we fascists hate you communists.

Jesus' mother Mary had no dummy.

Alas, Larry David doesn't read anything.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: It's time for you to make book at 20-1 on Donald Trump winning the election in 2024.

"Easy money baby." WILD AT HEART 

TWO BOOKS

 The new biography of Ion Musk came out at the same time as Dan Bongino's new autobiography for a providential reason.

Or thereabouts.

You can buy both books at the airport.

There needs be opposition in all things.

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MITT ROMNEY IS GONE.

 I will not miss him.

He was just a hair and makeup job.

"We need new blood." RENFIELD

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I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK YOU.

 No wonder that America has to break up into three countries after 2024.

Right now one is considered to be a sex pervert even if he has two wives.

Fucking A, Joseph Smith had like 100 wives, and a lot of them were married to other men at the time.

Who cares.

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HUNTER BIDEN IS MY HERO.

 So what.

He has a gun.

I have been around guns all of my life.

He likes the ladies.

I like the ladies.

He likes money.

I like money.

He believes that the American constitution will be replaced by the one that was revealed to Joseph Smith.

 That is when Donald Trump will be the leader of the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY per the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

Apre 2024.

Pardon my French.

"Sooner or later you have to believe in something." Elizabeth Taylor 

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YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKER.

 Everybody who promised us that they would leave America if Donald Trump was elected were right.

But the thing is, they didn't know that they actually didn't have to leave the territory of America after 2024.

Especially the Jews, queers and niggers in California.

Not so much them folks in Oregon.

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PS ION MUSK: I know, it takes me about a week to read a book.

JESUS CHRIST IN THE HOUSE.

 They made that refugee from justice in Pennsylvania look like Jesus when they brought him back because so many of today's Roman Catholics believe that Christianity is the same thing as communism.

Not to mention half of the Mitt Romney Mormons in Utah.

Meanwhile, I AM will be dominating everything at this winter's SUNDANCE in Park City.

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DONALD TRUMP IS THE NEW GENERATION.

 Don't let Mitt Romney er all deceive you.

The physical transfiguration will be introduced after the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man playboy.

Ergo, the mormon church is under condemnation for poo pooing polygamy at 2bc.info.

Too much sex with too many young wives I guess.

Think ERASERHEAD meets RAISING ARIZONA.

"He made me feel young again." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS ION MUSK: What do you think of that biography of a 39ish you on the book jacket?

TOTAL DOMINATION

 Tuesday evening I had a vision of the Kent Hwy. crosswalk at STARBUCKS.

Wednesday morning I saw a black A8 0000 sports coup baring swift... 944 plates there. 

Then a TOTAL DOMINATION micro beer truck appeared at the light while a black man was walking his big black dog across the street.

Later, I read that the refuge from justice in Pennsylvania was caught with the help of police dogs.

Let's hope and pray to God that Taylor Swift can convert her complete domination of the pop scene into me making a fuck film with her and her girlfriend Selena Gomez.

Woody Allen directing.

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SHOOTING THE CHILDREN

 They call it "New Mexico" for a reason.

Because most Caltholics still do not believe in the inevitable cruelty of 3 NEPHI 19.

Contray to the MULHOLLAND DRIVE prophecy.

"Something bad is happening." 

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THEY CAUGHT HIM!

 "He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity..." REVELATION 13:10

Only hours after it was announced that an impeachment enquirey had been opened into Joe Biden, they spotted that illegal immigrant refugee from justice in Pennsylvania.

However, it took several hours more to catch him because high winds and bad weather kept coming into the area.

No thanks to the Jews.

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EARTHQUAKE UPDATE

 The death toll in Morocco reached about the same number on this 9.11 for a confirmation of the death toll on 9.11 in New York 22 years ago.

Everything happens for a reason.

Numbers don't lie.

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NOTE: It's a miracle that one can take a train from North Korea to Moscow.

Sounds like something in an Indiana Jones movie.

MAN ON THE LOOSE

 The escaped killer in Chester County, Pennsylvania represents the fugitive from justice Joe Biden.

Who keeps reminding us that he is from Pennsylvania.

The same state where the election was stolen in 2020.

County against county, state against state... yada yada.

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BENIE AND THE JETS

 The JETS' Aaron Rogers received his Danite ancle injury on 9.11 in confirmation of the two jets that flew into the two towers of Judah and Ephraim.

Note the lost ten tribes name Aaron.

Team doctors are saying that the injury looks rather drastic,

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THE GREEN COMET

 If you know when and where to look, you will see the green comet that will destroy the new green deal.

In the last days there will be many signs and wonders in the heavens.

Circa ISAIAH 50.

It's not rocket science.

Think ASTROID CITY.

Assholes.

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PLEASE STOP JEWING US.

 The neocons will stop opposing the second coming of Jesus Christ after they cause WW III to happen.

Talk about drastic measures.

Obviously, they need to get hit upside the head with a 2x4.

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DR. STRANGE LOVE

 Joe Biden is remembering 911 in Alaska for a reason.

Long time TWNers will remember that this 1950s atomic bomb movie was a civil war prophecy.

The one where we go to war with Russia in WW III.

And then all of the tabloid court cases against PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will become a thing of naught.

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DONALD TRUMP HAD TO HAPPEN.

 Otherwise the Jews would have turned the New Jerusalem into the old Jerusalem.

And we all know how that worked out.

Talk about sweating bullets in the 2024 election.

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SHE WANTS ME TO TOSS HER SALAD.

 Being the King of England does have it's privileges.

Like for example Gisele Bundchen appears at NEW YORK FASHION WEEK in order to promote her new cook book about making salads.

Very nice of her.

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WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT MOVIE

 "I thought that BROKEN FLOWERS would be my last movie." Bill Murray 

"Come again?" AP 4

Take for example Quinton Tarantino who is always talking about making his last movie.

You only live twice.

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I WANT YOU TO BE VERY CLEAR ON THIS.

 I will be fucking you in the ass while your girlfriend is eating you out.

Exactly like Taylor Swift does in that Russian porno.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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LOVE HAS NO BOUNDRIES.

 The only question now is what will be the boundries after the great earthquake in REVELATION 16 divides America into three sections.

It's obvious that PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will win in 24, but will the ruling class faculty except the election results?

Go to every 2023 college football game this fall to see what happens in the last quarter.

Because something very drastic has to happen.

Wheras the fans in the stands are like 90% white for Jesus Christ.

Most of whom have not been in college since the 1990s.

"Folks need to wake up!" Dan Bongino 

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EVERYONE IS EXPECTING THE NEXT BIG ONE TO HAPPEN IN CALIFORNIA FOR A REASON.

 No wonder that anyone with a little money is exiting California for Utah.

Great restaurants and realistic real estate prices in Lehi, Utah for example.

Not to mention Nephi.

Fuck Texas, the virgin girls in Utah are mostly mormons.

Two for the price of one if you get my drift.

"My people are a gathering people." Jesus Christ 

Mormonism is not Christianity.

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PS BRAD PITT: You need to start buying up every property that comes up for sale in Edmonds, Washington. 

Which is what it will take to make some indie film about you and me fucking 16 year-old virgins on a 42' sail boat.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

Think DEAD CALM meets THE WEIGHT OF WATER.

I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL.

 Of course if you want me to screw you missionary style I'll have to go a little easier on you because my bone would be rubbing on your hard hip bone in that case.

We're talking about post Joe Biden here naturally, circa 3 NEPHI 19.

I ain't just whistling Dixie.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Sorry about your last boyfriend. But God fucks those whom he loves.

PS NAOMI WATTS: Don't you worry about a thing. I will be taking care of the widows and the orphans very soon.

PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You had to go through hell in order to reach heaven.

PS MILEY CYRUS: It's a toss up, but you and Kristen Stewart are probably the best two girlfriends that I have ever had. 

"Love is a mystery." Elizabeth Taylor 

THE BIG ONE IS COMING.

 That earthquake in Morocco happened during the G20 because PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be relected in 24.

Which is where they press the best virgin olive oil in the world.

Oddly enough, you can get it at any WAL-MART. 

And you don't have to go out of your way to TRADER JOE'S or COSTCO.

"Life is full of surprises." Elizabeth Taylor

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PS KIT: One thousand people died because the messianic millennium will last a thousand years.

Thank you Jesus, think I'll have another one.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I know, I'm nothing but trouble too, so you better get some extra help from your staff.

I'M A PLAYER.

"I'm an open book." Dan Bongino 

 This is 2023 you fucking niggers.

What did you think was going to happen?

Stephen King is going to be the next king of Scotland?

Not in a thousand years.

"Let me tell you something..." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The Jews had it coming because they killed Jesus Christ.

I AM STARTING TO FEEL IT.

 "I have been looking for this all of my life." INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY, 2023 

Obviously America is on the verge of getting taken over by the Nazis.

"I voted for George Wallace." Leslie Winn 

Oh yeah, we are going to need the indie film vote in 24.

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STORM NOTE: Lee is a cat 5 ten virgins warning.

Latest reports have it heading due north.

Representing the one who is mighty and strong in D&C 85.

PS MIKE PENCE: The capital letter X stands for mystery.

By the way, I'm not a Nazi; I'm a fascist. See every James Bond movie where I play the bad guy.

"Fascism is more sexy." Camille Paglia

GLOBAL WARNING

 Mr. X will not be at the no.20 meeting in India.

Sounds like a far out 007 movie plot.

Think OCTOPUSSY meets DR. NO.

"Yes please!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.

Co-starring Hunter Biden.

The guy is handsome as hell.

Plus he has a license to kill.

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GISELE BUNDCHEN HAS A NEW LITTLE COOK BOOK.

 I have always wanted to eat her.

I still am a legs man by the by.

Plus she's Jewish.

That never hurts.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: Nasty bitches are kind of my thing.

Sometimes I like to role play Humphrey Bogart. Sometimes I like to role play Marlon Brando.

Acting is reacting.

DONALD TRUMP IS YOUR DISEASE.

 Ever hear of a little rock band called N.I.N.E?

The lead singer was a Republican you know.

Typical angry guy who hates his girlfriend.

Not every guy has a nine inch boner.

That's why you have to spread your legs extra wide to give the guys with only a seven inch boner a better shot.

And your girlfriend too.

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GOING BACK TO THE WELL.

 For some of my older readers it's time to start over again.

And by old I mean like 57 years-old.

"So people's memories are short." Elizabeth Taylor 

Think MOONSTRUCK meets STARDUST MEMORIES; then go from there.

Get yourself a vibrator if you have to, whatever it takes.

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PS HUNTER BIDEN: I could care less if you have a gun.

This is America, not California.

Not to mention New York. 

PS HOWARD STERN: Your paranoia of covid represents your fear of Donald Trump.

IT'S A DONE DEAL.

Jesus Christ told Sarah Palin in a prophetic prayer that next time the Russians are going to have to do something more drastic.

No more of this TWITTER bots bullshit.

"Now the rubber is going to hit the road." Jesus Christ 

Sounds like the dialogue from a low budget indie film.

Works for me...

Cut!

Next set up!

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PS BILL GATES: There is a reason why Ion Musk has tons more money than you.

It's not rocket science.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

 The Russians stole the election in 2016.

And they are going to do it again in 2024.

By the way, who in the hell is that talk radio morning guy on 770 KTTH?

Does he have a podcast?

I don't do that kind of thing.  

But I am curious.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I love you too baby.

Let's fuck sometime.

SPREAD THE LOVE BABY.

 Just a suggestion; but if you dig it from behind, you must spread your legs real wide because that gives him a better shot at the vagina.

Just saying.

Nothing wrong with the missionary position.

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YOU WILL BEG FOR MERCEY WHEN I FUCK YOU.

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will return again in 2024.

And then he will pardon all of America's political prisoners.

Maybe even a few of Mexico's drug dealers.

He does know the art of the deal.

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KILLER ON THE LOOSE.

 How many more of these escaped prisoner reports are we supposed to read before we know that God is trying to tell us something?

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ION MUSK FOR VICE PRESIDENT.

 Hell's bells why not?

Is he any more of an outsider than Donald Trump?

Plus he's a white man.

We're talking the independent voter here, Sarah Palin etc.

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WHY NOT ATTEND THE MORMOM CHURCH?

 Where eveybody is as white as rice.

Like for example the makeup job on me in RENFIELD .

I am a very good acter, but a little makeup never hurts.

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WHAT HAPPENED?

 Donald Trump is what Happened.

What were you expecting , a telegraph from God?

Don't count on it.

The Jews killed Jesus.

And they are still not telling us about Hunter Biden.

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THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME FUCK YOU.

 According to the law of Abraham at 2bc.info 118... you get the royal fuck when you fuck me.

And your girlfriend too, don't be selfish.

Love is the answer.

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THE BURNING MAN

America got burned in 2020.

 Ergo this Black Desert sign started to happen right after Joe Biden left the area.

Reportedly, the hippies are now having to survive on LSD and marijuana brownies until the white christian first responder men can fly in there on their National Guard helicopters.

That's hot.

A lot of these babes are in their twenties.

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YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE

 We need to go back to the well to the movie trailer for YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

A lot of today's kids have never seen this 1960s 007 movie.

And their parent's are not even taking them to church anymore.

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IT HAS BEEN AWHILE.

 Last night I dreamed that my young 21 year-old waitress at some restaurant looked exactly like Keira Knightley.

So I just ordered everything on the menu.

Always helps to cover you bets.

Never hurts either to leave a nice tip on the table.

20% tip included my ass.

That would not even get me to Walla Walla.

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BRITNEY SPEARS AND JESSICA SIMPSON CONFUSE ME.

 Oh well, I better take both of them for a test drive and see which one I like the most.

So 1960s, when your daddy bought a new car every two years.

Nothing wrong with that I guess.

"I did whatever made him happy." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS GWYNETH PALTROW: There is nothing about you that confuses me. Maybe we fuck tonight. Maybe we fuck next week.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

GOD BLESS YOU

 Last night God told me to listen to the midnight ark show on 770 KTTH Seattle.

Did not see that one coming.

And I say this as being the ultimate Mr. Smarty Pants.

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PLEASE DON'T FOREGIVE ME.

 I listen to the Dan Bongino show regularly.

And if that bothers you then you can just fuck off.

What is one of the nice things about having more than one wife.

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SUNDAY IS MY FUN DAY, WHEN I DON'T HAVE TO RUN DAY.

 Hello stranger.

Have a nice day.

Always thinking about you.

OXOX forever.

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JESUS IS BACK!!!

 Sorry girls. 

Jesus has more than one wife.

"Something had to happen." Elizabeth Taylor 

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THE PAST IS THE FUTURE.

 Talk about the restoration of all things in the mormon church.

Which would include fucking more than one wife.

Not to mention the Howard Stern interview circa 1989.

"He was a problem that would never go away." Elizabeth Taylor 

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THE SPIRIT OF PROPHECY

 I have not even seen INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY yet.

But I can already tell you this much.

Old folks are going to get younger and better looking in the future.

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INDIANA JONES IN THE HOUSE.

 My personal bodyguard just bought INDIANA JONES 5.

"Don't fuck with him." says Jesus Christ 

Not to mention the skinny white man in my house.

He loves his knives.

Personally I go for the GLOCK 17.

"You want trouble?... Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I know, you are nothing but trouble. But so are most of my other wives.

I BELIEVE IN DONALD TRUMP.

 He goes to gay weddings you know.

No wonder that so many Republicans don't like him.

And I say this as a major homophobe myself.

Whereas in the BM we are commanded to defend our families even by the shedding of blood.

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PS ION MUSK: Daughter against father, yada yada... 

Hell, even my own two sons of Judah and Ephraim never even text me these days.

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

 If you believe in Jesus you also believe in satan.

You are either for me or you are against me.

Talk about today's never Trumpers.

You don't have to had sex with another man to be gay. 

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HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND

 I can't wait to hear Dan Bongino's weekend update on Monday.

He makes Tom Cruise look like a homosexual.

Not to mention Brad Pitt.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: You are the best boyfriend that I have ever had. Talk about friends with benefits.

PS NYT: No amount of your bullshit is going to help you.

After PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is reflected in 2024. All of you dirty Jews are going to be rounded up and sent to the gas chambers.

Metaphorically speaking, God forbid.

IT'S OVER

 Jesus Christ keeps saying this to me in the RENFIELD prophecy.

Guess that I am going to get into the ham acting business in 24.

Need to pay the rent for my very expensive Lynwood, Washington apartment next year.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: You should feel free to visit me at any time.

Maybe you give me a hand job, maybe you don't.

My priorities have changed.

PS TOM CRIUSE: You are a good actor, but you are no ham acter like me.

Stick to what you are good at.

Never worry about leaving a little money on the table.