How about an acoustical cover of Bob Dylan my little darling?
You would probably have to hire the best harmonica player in the world for this one to work.
Dylan couldn't sing or dance either.
But now he is almost a billionaire with 8 kids.
Hell's bells.
You could even do this little number about his blue eyed son in Seattle and the Jewish music critics would just fawn all over you.
[July 23 is our next available date at STARBUCKS.]
"I'm waiting, I'm ready..." MADONNA
Oh but that's right, Smiley already jumped the gun on you for this one.
Little cheating bitch.
"We got divorced because I was cheating on him with my girlfriend." Miley Cyrus
I would only add her two girlfriends.
"Maybe next time." MULLHOLAND DRIVE, Big Tuna, Texas, 1989
You have no recourse.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
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