This was before the Jews got a bug up their ass at NBC.
Ergo, God caused the flood to happen in the Bible because the giant niggers were killing all the white people.
See every vampire movie ever made where the devil is a white man.
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By the hand of God I got a new pair of LABRON JAMES sneakers last week for just $20, which originally cost $131.
Because they were too tight for him in the DANIEL 2 toes.
From the same man who set up my NETFLIX account that begins on July 31, 2023.
Right after I had tried to buy a $19.99 pair of deck shoes at TARGET. But they didn't have any left after the niggers shoplifted all of them.
You get what you pay for I guess.
The Greek word Nike meaning victory.
"Fuck you very much." KING OF NEW YORK
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"The Jews are sinners!" Adolf Hitler
Whatever.
Take for example THE NEW YORK TIMES, which is basically a Jewish newspaper.
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No wonder that Reese Witherspoon goes to church every Sunday.
Probably at the same church where Jennifer Garner goes to in Brentwood.
Doesn't matter.
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"Once I was lost, but now I am found...." is one of my favorite hymns.
Sadly, I don't get to go to the mormon church anymore because I believe that the negro should not hold the higher Priesthood.
Only the lower priesthood.
Plus, I drink coffee.
Which I like black with no sugar or cream at STARBUCKS.
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I like having more than one wife at a time.
I don't like homosexuals, niggers, Jews or queers.
I believe in slavery, circa 2BC 205.
I belive in the Book of Mormon.
I believe that Joseph Smith was a true prophet of God.
I am not a Jewish aithiest communist member of the Democratic Party.
I believe in the Priesthood, as portrayed in EYES WIDE SHUT.
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
I am a pure bread white racist with baby blue eyes.
I never go on any white surpremistist web sites.
My great great great... grandfather was Jesus Christ.
Therefore I am a genealogy tree BRANCH DAVIDIAN.
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Just download the first free 100 sections of THE SECOND BOOK OF COMANDMENTS at 2bc.info.
Then go from there.
"Life is cheap with these people." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 1976.
But you are going to have to put out $45 for a full hard copy if you want to read the rest about me in section 118.
"You get what you pay for." Elizabeth Taylor
Which is not always a good thing.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: We are going to find out what you are all about after midnight.
PS MIKE MYERS: I'm all set up now to watch your PENTAVERATE prophecy series on NETFLIX.
Sorry about the delay.
Everything happens for a reason.
Take for example my ex-wife committed adultery with a Jewish lawyer just when I thought that we were going to get back together in Portland, Oregon in 1981.
"The Jews are liars!" Adolf Hitler
It's now high time that some delectable Hollywood director do an honest to God biography movie about Adolf Hitler.
And I am not talking about that midget Steven Spielberg.
In the last days, everything will be exposed.
When the wicked punish the wicked.
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PS OLIVER STONE: I know, you are already on top of the job.
I just say this in order to give the Jews a heads up.
I mean think about it.
Even Hunter Biden believes that Jesus Christ is his Lord and Savior.
Back in the 60s we called these guys Jesus freaks.
"California knows how to party." SNOOP DOG
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"Endings are only beginnings." Hugh Hefner
Talk about the PLAYBOY philosophy.
Read betwin the lines people.
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"You got it, and there ain't nothing that you can do about it." THE KING OF COMEDY
Goodbye girl.
See you later alligator.
Next year in Jerusalem.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: More hatred and divisiveness, less unity and harmony.
By me I mean Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty already.
Plus fines and late fees of course.
"Never be the first, and never be the last." Benjamin Franklin
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Don't let what happened to Bruce Willis happen to you.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You have been fucked by twelve men for a reason, give or take.
And I say this as a regular listener to the great one.
Whereas I always like to check my facts with my Jewish lawyer.
Never hurts to cover your ass these days.
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PS BRAD PITT: Nothing compares to you.
"My elite hear my voice." Jesus Christ
Imagine that I'm fucking your brains out in WILD ORCHID meets ADAPTATION.
This is how we roll up in funky town.
And that's a good thing.
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PS ELLEN PAGE: You need to chop off your fake penis if you want to get down with me.
Otherwise, I find the rest of you rather attractive.
"I did what I did before love came to town." BB KING
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Do you like the soft sell or do you like the hard sell?
I can say this because I know that you are going to pay me what you owe me in the near future.
So we might as well get that part out of the way and get down to brass tacks, right now.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Surprise surprise, Hunter Biden pleaded not guilty today.
Go west my friend, California will no longer have an extradition treaty with America starting in 2024.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Thank God that I have more wives than just you. You being gone for so long so much of the time.
Think THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE meets THE KING OF NEW YORK.
You are either with me, or you are against me.
Her nickname was 'Sin' you know.
Whereas she died at age 56 during Swift Taylor's trip down to Brazil.
For the era of the 5.6 White Horse Prophecy.
Nothing compares to you.
And by you, I mean me.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The court case for Hunter Biden represents the court reforms in Israel.
In other words, do we want to be a country ruled by the people? Or do we want to be a country ruled by a panel of Jewish judges.
Most of whom are negro women these days.
"The Jews are backstabbers!" Adolf Hitler
Take for example Jack Smith.
Rhymes with Jack shit.
How Jewish can you get?
Put that one in your pipe and smoke it Howard Stern.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: In order to complete the cycle, you need to go on the HOWARD STERN SHOW and confess all of your sins to Jesus Fucking Christ.
Don't let Smiley Cyrus beat you to the punch on this one.
Or in other words, I will forgive you of all of yours sins against me if you agree to pay me enough money.
Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty.
Was she ever good last night in Seattle.
Crazy in the head, great in bed.
Maybe even almost as good as Miley Cyrus.
Which is a pretty high standard to beat.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: You are still the best fuck of the century.
But the competition is catching up to you.
Probably because they have been watching you and they are now learning how to do it.
PS BRAD PITT: Yes, you get to fuck Miley Cyrus in SON OF LEBOWSKI. But that does not mean that she wants to marry you.
PS MADONNA: How about adopting my kid in Bellingham, Washington and pay for her private charm school education in England?
Those who support me get very rewarded at 2BC 118.
When the Holy Ghost told me that Taylor Swift has landed in Seattle, I sat up in my bed and the tears started to flow out of my eyes like a Mother Mary statue.
And I'm not even a Catholic mormon anymore.
"Good things take time." Martha Stewart
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Obviously the Jews are not giving us the information that we need now.
So I guess that we are going to have to get it out of their mouth the hard way.
Think THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL meets MARATHON MAN in every Jewish movie that was ever made in Hollywood.
Take for example THE LOST BOYS.
"I need the info." AUSTIN POWERS 4
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When I slide up to the bar in THE SHINING prophecy.
Then I have to go to the bathroom.
And then I discover that Mitt Romney is a homosexual family man mormon.
Life is full of surprises.
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PS GWYNETH PALTROW: Pray tell that you are going to supply us with enough of that vagina lubricating oil.
I don't know what I would do without you.
Say what you will about Hunter Biden.
But he is doing God's will in order to expose the Jews.
"Sooner or later you get caught with your pants down." Elizabeth Taylor
I wouldn't want to be in their shoes when that happens next year in Jerusalem.
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CORRECTION: Brad Pitt needs to clear his April schedule in 2024, not 2004. Passion is the enemy of precision, yada yada.
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: While you are at it in Seattle, why not do a cover of a Jimi Hendrix song?
You must certainly have the budget to hire the best electric guitar player in the world.
And we all know who he is.
Be sure to be wearing a dirty grungy shirt custom during that number.
Every sailboat movie that we make up in Ed Town will first be introduced and tried out at the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater.
I admit, I'm one of those directors who likes to do a lot of rehearsing.
All we would need is a sailboat set tied up to a dock on stage.
Brad Pitt doing the full monty of course for $1000 a ticket, someone is going to have to pay for the nut these days.
Therefore I will probably use most of the same cast after I check out their tits and ass acting abilities.
Naturally most of the folks in the front row seats will be gays who are married with children.
Not a lot of redkneck truck drivers have that kind of money these days.
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Sometimes the mighty line in a movie is just one word.
Take for example the movie trailer for the FOUR SEASONS sailboat movie sequel out of Edmonds, Washington.
Gonna need a boat load of great actors who are willing to take their man bikinis off for this one.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Just go for the $3,000,000 pick up deal production.
Partner up with your sisters if you feel unsure about the movie deal.
Taylor Swift directing?
I will personally make sure that Ion Musk pays you back. Throw in SKINNY LEGS AND ALL and we got a deal.
"I have the new talent if you have the distribution." BOOGIE NIGHTS
PS BRAD PITT: You need to clear your schedule in April, 2004.
No need to cancel any of you movie production obligations.
Just find an excuse to delay them for a few weeks.
I tend to agree with the Jesus Christ actor who says that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to save the babies
Whatever, reports say that he is going to star in some two part movie about the upcoming physical transfiguration.
How could you miss?
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"I your Savior do say unto you at this time, that in the last days all must be revealed and not hidden, whether it be good or bad."
...
"For all things must needs be exposed and made bare, either by confession or exposure."
2BC 179: 1-6
No wonder Dan Bongino keeps talking about the moose nuts on Joe Biden's lost computer.
"In your guts you know he's nuts." Barry Goldwater quoting Robert Kennedy.
Hillary Clinton was a Senator Goldwater supporter back in the day you know.
But now "We have new information..." Mr. Relf in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, 1997
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: At least Miley Cyrus let's me get a good look at it before I hit it in her sexual exposure concerts.
Having fit theighs and a nice tight ass helps.
"Always know what you competion is doing." Taylor Swift
She still likes the guy on top and her girl in the middle.
Vengence is mine.
The whistleblowers are God's revenge for Joe Biden arresting the whistleblower Larry Sinclair for passing a bad check.
Who was sucking on Barack Obama's limp cock while no.44 was sucking on the crack pipe.
What goes around comes around.
"... spits or swallows?" AUSTIN POWERS 4
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PS KIERA KNIGHTLEY: I know, you are a great cock sucker. But just remember that it's not a competition.
"I'm so excited." MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO
Or in other words, "He was not worth it." Said Elizabeth Taylor talking about her last husband.
There is no such thing as a free lunch.
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No more making a living lying on your back girls.
From hence forward, the men will have to pay a price to get their rocks off.
"Pardon my damn particle." AUSTIN POWERS 4
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This was the politic slogan that the labor union parties used to put Hitler and Mussolini into power.
Maybe they were onto something.
Read every report where Joe Biden is the keynote speaker at a Teamsters union convention.
The last one being in Philadelphia.
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PS EMMA WATSON: I will get around to you when God tells me to do. Which is usually around once a week.
Talk about a horse of a different color.
Meanwhile, I'm going to need Jim Carrey to get off his high horse and go out there and start campaigning for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Today in Jerusalem, west coast time.
The niggers do know how to party in California.
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Taylor Swift's first concert in Seattle on July 22 will just be a warm up for July 23.
Talk about foreplay.
In her case, she does tend to be a little faster than the rest of the ladies.
"Women are like an oven, you need to let them to warm up slowly." Sandra Bullock
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PS FOX NEWS: You can't just keep reporting something and then expect it to become true.
PS COURTNEY COX: The other night I had a dream that you were the queen, and Jennifer Anniston was the princess.
"First things first." Elizabeth Taylor
"After awhile you begin to see the same pattern." Jason Rantz
No wonder that Jennifer Aniston has become an independent voter these days.
After you see the same thing over and over, you begin to wise up.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Just strom a few guitar notes and sing a few lyrics from your new song in Seattle.
While pretending to adjust your microphone.
That much alone would drive the critics completely nuts.
"Less is more sometimes." Elizabeth Taylor
Wouldn't hurt either if you did a full cover of a James Taylor song.
PS MILEY CYRUS: You do Janis Joplin better than anybody out there.
We all have our special gifts in this life.
Typical Jew.
Of course, that would be his polished arrow hidden in his quiver in ISAIAH.
The words of ISAIAH are very mighty.
Ergo, when Howard Stern steps forward at the end of 23. The common Jew will have to suffer much and be crucified.
Not him personally of course, that would be too spot on, what else is new.
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She likes to pretend that you are a rock star in bed.
Because she wants to have your baby.
Speaking from experience as a direct descendent of Jesus Christ in ISAIAH 11, etc.
This being the new song that Taylor Swift will introduce to us in Seattle on July 23.
My mouth is already starting to water.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: When it comes to three way sex, just relax and let her have her moment in the sun.
I promise you. You will never regret it.
The screenplays, the money, and the sex...
Ion Musk has started up yet another motion picture production company.
"At some point the money always runs out." Elizabeth Taylor
No wonder that I had an AUSTIN POWERS 4 dream two nights ago.
They keep coming.
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No wonder that I can't wait to see her on July 23 in Seattle.
Talk about having a front row seat and a back stage pass.
And I say this as a white supremacist nazi queer.
They don't call it the jet city for nothing.
"Would I be bragging if I said that I don't need VIAGRA?" Larry King
He had more than one wife in Provo, Utah you know.
Michael Knowles.
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This prophetic 1987 movie trailer came out even before Taylor Swift was born in 1989.
No wonder that the father figure in the movie looks like that Long Island serial killer who was just arrested.
"Better late than never!" Joan Rivers
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Rumor has it that it was filmed in France.
Of course that could be just a publicity stunt.
The Jews like to play their little games.
For example, Bi Bi got light headed and had to go to the hospital.
And then he came out the next day all smiling and looking like Larry David.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: What I do is fry the mushrooms until they are crispy brown. Then I set that pan aside and fry the trout in garlic butter with chopped basil.
Be sure to not over do it.
Goes well with any smokey scotch whisky shot from Islay.
Any time of the day; morning, noon or night.
Fuck that whole French champagne brunch thing.
Whereas last year I only had 7 wives.
Things are certainly looking up for me these days.
"The more the merrier." Jesus Christ
No more two trout limits.
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That would be me of course.
Talk about getting all hot and bothered in bed in 23.
No more monkey babies for you Ion Musk.
"You need to hit it and quit it." CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM
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Ever heard an interview of Mitt Romney on talk radio?
Fucking coward.
He is too good for us ordinary folks of course in the ORDINARY PEOPLE 1980 movie trailer.
No wonder that Robert Redford is not a Trump hater.
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You have to die before you can become born again.
No wonder that George Clooney supports the suicidal strike of the writers and the actors.
Something had to happen.
Take for example DISNEY WORLD.
Wheras all of the Jews, queers and niggers are going to have to hit the road in every road movie that was ever made.
Not to mention all of those motorcycle gang girl movies starring Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift.
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PS TOM CRIUSE: I could never watch a three hour movie in my life.
The last time that I did that was EYES WIDE SHUT.
Get a handle on yourself.
Sooner or later you are going to have to make up your mind.
According to the prophets among the north hemisphere in D&C 133, there is going to be a major revival starting in King County, Washington.
Talk about a 4th stage skin cancer that is going to spread out and destroy the white whore in REVELATION 17.
Since nobody but the Marxists believe in skin color anymore.
Give em what they want.
Too much time having fun in the sun said the doctor.
"We all moved to California for the sun, sex and pasta." Michael Savage
The other Jews moved to Vermont.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Just to put your little heart at rest, the above is not about you.
Meanwhile, don't forget about the upcoming mushroom hunting season along Hwy. 101.
We are just weeks away from that fun happening.
My own mushroom stem is still poking up through the dirt these days.
PS JIM CARREY: Ion Musk's new artificial intelligence company is a joke of course.
"Most people don't get satire." ALL IN THE FAMILY
Read Mark Levin's new book THE DEMOCRAT PARTY HATES AMERICA.
Which reminds me of another book title that I once read back in the day, entitled HOLLYWOOD VS. AMERICA.
[What ever happened to that guy anyway at 570 KVI?]
"The Jews will stab you in the back every time." Jesus Christ
Not all of them of course. The exceptions proving the rules.
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PS JIM CARREY: I believe what Mark Levin says 99% of the time.
Except for the part where he says that the negro is the same thing as the Jew.
We all have to cover our asses in the biz.
Jason Rantz
Now wonder Mike Pence does not have a snowball's chance in hell.
2BC 139 NOTES: Read between your lines people; I was in Alison Roth's acting lab in 1991.
Then I was at the SEATTLE ACTORS LAB that same year with Van Brooks.
Therefore now Ion Musk has started up a new 666 company to design artificial intelligence, circa REVELATION 13.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: I never even saw one negro at the KING COUNTY FAIR today, a few Hispanics of course.
I felt like I was at a Taylor Swift concert.
He talks like a conservative on the radio.
But so does Mitt Romney sometimes.
Who talks like a mormon, almost all the time.
Which lead us to America's Joe Biden problem.
What goes around comes around.
Therefore we now have a very serious problem on our hands.
Think A SERIOUS MAN meets THE BIG LEBOWSKI meets BURN AFTER READING.
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Take for example climate change.
Which is all about left wing homosexuality and not about right wing heterosexuality.
Therefore I pray that you pay attention to what is happening in Israel right now.
See you at the King County Fair this weekend.
Where I expect to see some of the finest asses in tight blue jeans that I have ever seen in my life.
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PS BRAD PITT: They cast you as the next two James Bonds because they have not decided yet what to do with you.
When you don't report the truth people hate you.
Circa 2BC 135
"I hate the Jews!" Adolf Hitler
No wonder that he invaded France.
Just for starters.
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I will be at the King County Fair this weekend in Enumclaw, Washington, located on Hwy. 410.
So I expect very important things to happen then in Jerusalem.
Whatever "This is not my first rodeo." Michael Caine
Mucho guys are strapped to the max in Enumclaw these days.
Which is not exactly a friendly place for the negros.
Better wear a cowboy hat boys.
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If you have ever seen the Grand Canyon you will know that it was caused by the hand of God.
Not to mention Revena Park in Seattle.
The Jewish Mercer Island is shaped like Africa of course.
Fuck you very much Jesus.
Just for the shits and giggles.
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God has told his prophets among the lost ten tribes that he will step in to save America if she repents.
Therefore now they are reporting that the Biblical floods in REVELATION 12 are receding.
So let's see what happens next in Israel.
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It was a close one in Seattle, but after 11 years some player named Diaz hit a home run.
Circa the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY is determined by the red horse joining the white horse in the war against the black horse nigger.
Rhymes with whore.
Meanwhile, Joe Biden was in Europe pushing for anti nationalism.
But he had to go to bed early because be had jet lag.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Don't let me put any pressure on you to fuck me for now.
There will be plenty of time for that next year in Jerusalem.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: Keep your enemies close to you. Always know what they are up to do no good for you.
How about an acoustical cover of Bob Dylan my little darling?
You would probably have to hire the best harmonica player in the world for this one to work.
Dylan couldn't sing or dance either.
But now he is almost a billionaire with 8 kids.
Hell's bells.
You could even do this little number about his blue eyed son in Seattle and the Jewish music critics would just fawn all over you.
[July 23 is our next available date at STARBUCKS.]
"I'm waiting, I'm ready..." MADONNA
Oh but that's right, Smiley already jumped the gun on you for this one.
Little cheating bitch.
"We got divorced because I was cheating on him with my girlfriend." Miley Cyrus
I would only add her two girlfriends.
"Maybe next time." MULLHOLAND DRIVE, Big Tuna, Texas, 1989
You have no recourse.
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Oh please, I didn't expect Taylor Swift to do a couple of Natalie Merchant covers until she was way down on the minor key in Brazil.
Preferably when nobody is looking.
Ever seen a little X Rated movie called WILD ORCHID?
Definatelly the best movie that a 50ish looking Mickey Yourke ever starred in.
The one where I end up fucking her brains out on MTV.
Natalie Merchant lives in Vermont you know, last I heard.
Rhymes with NATO.
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PS STEPHEN KING: 2bc.info 135 is for you baby.
Please let me know when you are going to give me 10% of your money with no strings attached.
PS SWIFTY: You might even want to do a cover or two of vintage 1986 MADONNA.
Don't let Smiley get the drop on you on this one.
She is much faster than you.
Rumor has it that your sports stadium concerts are a getting to be too predictable and boring.
Italy is for the Italians.
The word NATO means 'born' in Italiano.
Great title for the next James Bond 007 movie by the way.
Starring Brad Pitt as the secret transfigurated agent in one of my vampire movies.
Take for example A VIEW TO A KILL.
There are many other examples out there.
But.
"Let's take it one step at a time." Jesus Christ, 7:48 am, PST, July 10, 2023
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PS BRAD PITT: You are going to need a second wind if you want to make a sailboat movie with me that is all about fucking 7 virgin teenagers.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I'm good to the last drop you know.
You could do a lot worse.
PS GWYNETH PALTROW: Ever thought about featuring your own brand of coffee beans?
Enough with the green tea nonsense.
This kind of thing had to happen because the Jews are such liars.
Take for example Joe Biden.
Not to mention Larry David in his new CURB shows this fall.
"Can't we all just get along?" Larry King
Actually we can not.
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This has to mean something.
"Daniel is leaving tonight on a plane."
I myself only flies private these days.
Oh yeah, I'm in with the in crowd.
I go where the in crowd goes.
So "Fuck you!" Elton John
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I plan on taking care of all your needs.
But it is going to take about 9 months from now.
Drop drop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.
PS JESSICA SIMPSON: Happy birthday to me.
I love surprises.
Joe Biden is now desecrating the White House according to the 1973 AMERICAN GRAFFITI prophecy.
Co-starring all of those Jewish neocon nerds who actually voted for him.
So now comes the final drag race at the end that represents the American presidential race in 2024.
The good guy and his girlfriend win of course.
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Crazy in the head, great in bed.
It works both ways these days.
See the above 1980s Charlie Sheen look alike MTV music video.
"She wants me, oh yeah." Jim Carrey
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PS AUNT JUDY: My basement bedroom offer is still good.
PS BILL GATES: It's looking like you and I are going to be neighbors again, sooner rather than later.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: It's looking like you and I are about ready to have amazing and fantastic make up sex.
Brad Pitt was always kind of a homo in that department. Didn't help either that you were such a cunt back then.
The original man who lived in the day light basement of his mother's house in Bonney Lake is starting to make more sense now.
"He had a room downstairs, just to take care of business." Judy Collins, 1973
No wonder that Rt.23 opens the titles in TWIN PEAKS.
No more Chinatown mysteries.
No more one eyed monster.
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PS GISELE BUNCHEN: I like your tits; they're big but not too weird looking.
And I say this as a small trout guy.
Those seven babes in Swifty's July 4th INSTAGRAM on the grass represent my 7 wives in ISAIAH 4:1.
Rumor has it that Ms Gomez was also in the house.
Can't wait to plant one on her cheek too, God willing and the creek don't rise in Texas.
Can I get a witness?
Oh well, "It's completely out of my hands these days." Elizabeth Taylor, 1969
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GREG'S FRENCH OMLETTES: The French omlett looks more like a pan of scrambled eggs.
Scramble three eggs in a saute pan.
In other pan saute hard a half cup of mushrooms; taking care to not splash too much sherry on them.
In order that they don't become too mushy or soggy.
Spread those over the half fried eggs with diced chives and raw garlic.
Should still be rather wet on top for toasted bread dippings.
Kind of like an English boiled soft egg, but much more flavorful. [Don't forget the salt and pepper.]
Plus, you get three of them and not just one.
"The French are sex perverts!" THE DAVIDIAN CODE
PS TOM CRUISE: Me and Mrs. Jones have had a thing going on before you ever even married her.
Going all the way back to when she was 23.
She was no virgin you know.
In the case of Sandra Bullock, she was only 19, but I know that at least.
TALK RADIO NOTES: Last night the Holy Ghost told me to turn on my radio.
Wherein I heard retired General Kellog tell the guest host of Guy Benson that cluster fuck bombs are not going to solve the problem with the Jew's obsession with PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
And as a matter of fact, they are probaly only going to make things worse.
PS SWIFTY: "You don't have to do anything that I ask of you, but your sister will." Jesus Christ requotoning Jimi Hendrix
I am counting on Dan Bongino to reveal to us next week who is the man with one eye at the FBI.
He still has a lot of old drinking buddies in federal law enforcement you know.
And he also has probably had sex on Cocaine.
His wife is from Columbia for Jesus' sake.
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PS PIERCE BROSNON: Sorry about your toe nail; DANIEL 2 and all that.
Of course nakedness is symbolic of sin in the scriptures. And taking a shower represents getting all of your sins washed off from you in the great mormon church rebaptism.
I wonder if SWIFTY has ever been baptised by water and the fire of the Holy Spirit?
I know that SMILEY has.
Jesus was crucified naked you know.
LOST BOYS NOTES: They let the mormon mission President in through the front door in this prophetic physical transfiguration blood sucker vampire movie.
So it was not entirely my own fault after all...
God works in mysterious ways.
I just followed my orders.
The girl gang was full of laughter at Taylor Swift's July 4th beach party photos on INSTAGRAM.
And that crazy female fan pounding on her door represented the girl whose needs are not being taken care of in these last days at 2bc.ino chapter 1.
No wonder that so many people are hating on social media these days.
"I have never even written an email." Woody Allen
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PS SWITY: Laugh all you want. But I will knock up Smiley with twins before I ever do you.
The don't call me number one with a rocket up in funky town for nothing.
PS MARK LEVINE: I know that you have had enough these days. But I hope and pray that you will stick to it just long enough to promote your new 666 beast book of revelations on AMAZON.
God knows that Michael Medved ain't up to the task these days.
"Have you ever had sex on cocaine?" BASIC INSTINCT
Governor Gavin Newsom.
If not, you are not the person that I thought you were.
My bad.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: It's ok if you have had sex on cocaine. Nobody is perfect.
I have never done that myself, but I can understand the reason why.
"Goodie goodie" HANNIBAL 2
"All of today's [tv] critics are on cocaine." Danny Simon, 1984
So don't expect to see any in depth reporting in the media of Hunter Biden.
That would be like the fox guarding the hen house.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The only chance that Governor Newsom has of winning the White House in 24 is if Hunter Biden is his running mate.
It would be a very very close race, but he could improbably pull it off.
Camille Harris just doesn't got it.
Campaign appearances with Tom Cruise?
Back in the 1930s, the Germans were always asking themselves that question.
Because they did not know Jack shit about the lost tribes of Israel in EZEKIEL 38, etc
Not to mention modern day Israel.
But now they are about to go back to school in GREASE 2.
German is about 40% Hebrew you know.
Oh yeah, the bluest skies that you have ever seen are in Seattle.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: God says that I have to marry you, whether I like it or not. So we both better just get used to it and enjoy the ride for now.
At least there are no children involved in our messy situation for now.
"Don't fuck with the Jesus." THE BIG LEBOWSKI
No wonder Brad Pitt is dying to be in my first movie.
He thinks that he is a direct descendent of Jesus Christ you know.
Who can argue with that?
"Comedy is opinion." Niel Simon
Marvin was born on the 4th of July you know.
Probably in Brooklyn, or some place like that.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Why should we believe you about anything these days? You voted for Joe Biden afterall.
Talk about fake talk radio.
And I'm still amazed that you don't have a major prime time gig on FOX. Was the money not good enough?
"I have had plenty of offers." Elizabeth Taylor
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: These are the days.
There is a Jewish book out there titled PROVIDENCE AND POWER which you might want to read if you are having trouble wrapping your mind around the revelations at 2bc.info.
This should give you some backgroud story for the characters in your next screenplay.
Plus it might help you understand the meaning of INDIANA JONES 5.
See it again.
Don't laugh. I needed to see LOST HIGHWAY exactly ten times at the EGYPTIAN in Seattle before I understood every aspect of it.
Even more times for MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
"Art films are not for everybody." Elizabeth Taylor
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"The Jews are mentally ill." Adolf Hitler
I may not be Sigmund Freud, but I know a head case when I see one.
No wonder that back in that day you could legally buy a brick of cocaine from Columbia in a cigar box.
Personally, I have never taken a route of cocaine.
But I certainly have swallowed my fair share of caffine.
"At least the guy is honest." THE TRUMAN SHOW, 1998.
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Fucking legalistic Jews.
Now that I am into my 5th rereading at 2bc.info, the idea of getting rebaptised is becoming more intersting to me.
Obviously, Ion Musk had some kind of an encounter with the mormon missionaries in South Africa.
We all have had our hang ups.
But sooner or later we will all have to get down on our knees and beg Jesus for forgiveness.
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Jesus Christ requoting Mel Gibson at 7:04 pm today, California time.
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PS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: At the rate that things are going, you may well win the State of California in 24.
All bets are off after that.
"The girl always likes the bad guy." Rodger Corman
PS LARRY DAVID: Seen any good motorcycle gang movies lately?
That there is an immigrant refugee place in Judea called Jenin.
And that all of the Jens of the world are in favor of illegal immigration.
And the name 'Jen' is a play on the word generation. Which means people.
Which rhymes with Jew.
How poetic.
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PS JENNIE: Sorry about the confusion. But.
"Women are so confusing." Jack Nicholson
"You got that right!" Pee-wee Herman, major Jew boy.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Ironically, I'm still having regular dreams from God about you. Otherwise, I would not be riding on your ass so hard.
"I always take care of my own." Jesus Christ, 2:06 am, PST July 5, 23.
Life is sweet.
No wonder the MISSION IMPOSSIBILITY star would never vote for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in his life.
Remember that his 666 science covid injections ilk don't even believe in the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.
Even the same one who they say never saved anybody.
Not even the pretty girl in the movies.
How ironic.
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I was just 23 when I got married to that cold hearted cunt in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
And then I replayed my prophetic role in the movie with Miley Cyrus in a wig and make up some years later.
Sometimes the sequel is better than the original.
But not usually.
The exception proving the rule.
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PS ION MUSK: Ever thought about having your 12th child the natural way? Who knows, maybe she will let you have a go at it more than one time, just to make sure.
100k a month in child support can go a long way for most mothers who are single.
Just ask Brad Pitt about that.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: Of course if you make a Jesus baby with me, you will never ask me for a dime in your life.
Obviously I don't have that kind of money right now anyway.
You can't squeeze blond out of a rock.
In the future none of my wives would ever allow me to fuck her if I did not hold a title of ownership to her.
Suppose I got her pregnant, and then I didn't have to pay her any child support.
"You have to write it down on paper and sign it." Elizabeth Taylor
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CLIMATE CHANGE NOTES: "Behold, at my rebuke I dry up the sea. I make the rivers a wilderness; their fish stink, and die for thirst." D&C 133; 68
Thank God that we don't have to worry about the seas rising.
Happy birthday Tom Cruise.
Just remember that it is July 4 in Paris when it still is July 3 in California.
Ephraim is shorter than Judah.
Put another shrimp on the barbie and all that...
Nicole Kidman.
Now I'm getting goose bumps just thinking about fucking Taylor Swift in the ass in some Russian video movie.
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PS MICHAEL KNOW IT ALL: Having only one wife is not normal.
He never returns Ben Netanyahu's phone calls you know.
Pray that it does not happen in winter time in Washington, DC.
Looks like God is now answering the patient prayers of the saints in REVELATION 13.
Took him long enough.
"I will only accept a tried people." Jesus Christ, 9:35 pm PST America time, July 3, 23.
Take for example Dan Bongino, who has gone through hell and now has been accepted into the bosom of Jesus Christ.
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I know because I am one of them.
Whereas I still go there regularly because I want to find out what are the latest calamities.
Ergo, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is hinting that he is going to BUD LIGHT the upcoming Republican debate on August 23 because Bret Bier is such a Jew fuck.
And you wouldn't know that by just looking at him.
Maybe he is even worse than Mike Pence.
Whatever, I would say it's a 50/50 ten virgins toss up right now.
"Looks are not everything." Elizabeth Taylor
Big wide forehead, yada yada. Don't let the hair die and makep job fool you.
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NEVER JESUS CHRIST NOTES: Most of today's Republican neocons are never trumpervs.
Think CADDY SHACK meets WEEKEND AT BERNIES filmed at Joe Biden's beach house.
PS LAURENCE PIERSON: Like it or not, God is till saying that we were married for all eternity in the wedding cake look alike temple in Provo, Utah.
Guess we are going to have to fuck each other forever whether we like it or not.
She is Jewish you know.
Ergo that massive mile wide tornado in Alberta, Canada on Canada Day.
Because my friends at 2bc.info need more money to make things happen.
"I am your pal." Jesus Christ at 2:08 am on July 2, 23.
Happy birthday Lindsay Lohan.
Let's have sex some time.
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Right now Jerry Seignfeld is on a luxury yatch vacation in the Mediterranean sea.
Or maybe that was yesterday, or the day before.
Whatever, I see this as a sign from God.
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PS 2BC.INFO: I got the money if you got the time.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Back in the 1970s, I was pitching the VITA MIX 3600 at the Cheyenne, Wyoming rodeo, when I looked up and saw the man in black.
Then he bought two of them, one for each wife.
Back then, it was a pretty big deal if you could make $1000 a day and you were just a college student.
And the ALFAs cost under $10,000, a little more maybe if you wanted a convertible.
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PS JACK SMITH: Not gonna happen. That's like ABC becoming the top rated news network in 23.
In DANIEL, they will start to come out against the abominations from all four points of the compass.
"There will be no place to hide in the last days." Jesus Christ himself at 3:25 am my time.
"Too bad for you!" BLONDIE
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