So I'm eating my salad at EMERALD DOWNS and see on the monitors that the jockies are mounting up for the second race.
So I looked up to the window and see the most amazing Elizabeth Hurley look alike that I have ever seen in my life.
[From all four angles no less.]
So I nudge my housemate and say "Check out that babe." And he casually informs me that she lives right nextdoor to Crystal's triple pleasure horse stables.
If I was not in public, I would have dropped down upon my knees right then and there and thanked Jesus for the multitude of blessings that he has given me.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS DEMI MOORE: If I were you, I would just skip the small free sample bottle and order up a full size case of Ion Musk's new smart brain pllls.
Hear tell that Joe Biden is even starting to use them. How much better of an endorsement could you ask for?
Desperate people do desperate things.
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