FRANCE IS FOR THE FRENCH.

 "The French are so cruel!" Adolf Hitler

Ah, ok.

Whatever, they will start to drive the Muslims out of their country in October 2007.

And I can't see today's German pussy whipped men doing something like that.

Have a nice 4th of July weekend.

Liberty, justice and motherhood.

My French wife left me without even saying goodbye after all in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

Stupid cunt.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Try talking about the weather when you want to do a Natalie Merchant cover.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Only you can do Janis Joplin in the right way.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I'm expecting you to show up and do the right thing on July 26.

THE TEN WHORES PROPHECY.

 It's the same thing as the ten virgins prophecy.

But in reverse gear.

Ergo, so many film critics don't understand the new INDIANA JONES 5.

"They are all Jewish you know." Adolf Hitler

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PS 2BC.INFO: After years of being accused of being a sex pervert because I believed in ISAIAH 4:1. I decided to become a sex pervert.

And after years of being accused of being a racist; I decided to become a racist.

"Give em what they want." Natalie Merchant 

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

 Don't just lie there like a dead fish if your husband wants you on the edge of the mattress.

Prop your body up on your elbows. Keep you legs completely straight. 

Make him feel like a rock star for at least 23 minutes.

There will be plenty of time later to complain about what a jerk he is.

Somebody in the family has to pay the bills.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: How about a Natalie Merchant cover song? 

Certain people say that you can't sing or even dance.

I get goose bumps just thinking about it.

THE MADONNA

 Mother Mary tells me that the sick Madonna went into the hospital on 23, June during Taylor Swift's concert tour for a number 23 sign.

Get set and ready to go girls.

Jesus is not fucking around with you this time.

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PS ISRAEL:  It had to happen. Jesus Christ always fucks those the most who he loves.

Especially if they are that good looking.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Take a lesson from your sister wife. Always grip his cock very hard.

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.

 Me too, but not in the same way.

Because I believe in the erection of Jesus Christ.

And I also believe that Bill Murray has a future acting career in the movies.

If the money is right.

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THE AVERAGE PRICE OF A TAYLOR SWIFT TICKET IS AROUND $2300.

 Hear tell she gets half of that after deductions and expenses.

The price is the limit if she won't let me fuck her anyway.

"I don't have all day." Elizabeth Taylor talking to her husband Richard Burton on the set of THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD.

That said, Jesus says at 2bc.info that "It will be worth it."

Never mind that they were not married at the time.

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ISRAEL NEEDS TO GO FOR IT.

 Benjamin Netanyahu received a few boxes of free [torpedo] shaped brown cigars and bottles of smoked Scotch because Israel needs to have a few German Nazi submarines in order to destroy her enemies.

Why not go with the best?

"The Jews think that they are the superior race!" Adolf Hitler 

Gonna have to go with that one; skin color matters.

"It's time to stop playing pattie cake." Dan Bongino 

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL.

 Lately, Taylor Swift's electric key board has been playing very ominous and dramatic notes while she is chatting it up with her audience.

Both of her hands on my microphone.

The word 'key' meaning a knowledge of all things good and evil in the scriptures.

Enter the key word 'Swift' on your key pad at Google if you don't believe it.

Oh well, at least Katy Perry knows it; having grown up in a family of shakers in California.

Not to mention Miley Cyrus.

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PS MEGAN FOX: Jesus loves you; therefore I would love to fuck you too... He loves everybody of course. But that does not mean that he wants to have sex with everybody.

Take for example Taylor Swift, who has become a major hard-off of late.

"Can you say 'hard off' on the radio?" Dan Bongino 

PS AUNT JUDY: I'm thinking we turn your house in Kirkland, Washington into a sex cult happening thing after you die in your sleep.

THE TWO IRS WITNESSES

 Those revelations of the two IRS whistleblowers exploded like a chain of atomic bombshells on talk radio, circa June 23.

Thank you Rush Limbaugh for paving the way.

No wonder Putin keeps threatening to shoot atomic bombshells out of a cannon if things get any worse in Ukrain.

They have a 23 mile range you know. Even more if they put a barrel extention on them.

But that tends to wear out the long range barrels much faster.

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PS MARK LEVIN: Taylor Swift's second concert in Seattle will happen on July 23.

Wish I had front row tickets and a backstage pass for that one.

Hear tell she likes it up the ass in all of those Russian look alike pornos.

PS SALEM, UTAH: I am the man with white hair from the north in #28.

23 HOURS

 What is happening in Israel now is prophetic.

"And I don't care who knows it." AP: III

"Tough sub."

Some people have to die.

Arnold Schwarzenegger for an example.

No more middle of the road for the Jews.

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PS MITT ROMNEY: In the last days, half of the Republican Party will complain that America has become too divisive.

23 MINUTES OF LOVE MAKING.

 Here is how to satisfy your wife in 23 minutes.

First of all you give her a long wet kiss while you are running your hands through her hair.

Then you rub both sides of her vagina with your two fingers.

Doesn't hurt either if you have a steady job.

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THE FD-1023

 What's in the FBI's FD-1023 form finally came out in 23 after the Jews had been trying to hide it from us white folks since 2020.

"Never trust the Jews." Adolf Hitler 

Now comes WW III.

When 6,666,666 Jews are going to have to die again just to prove it.

Remember, you are an antichrist if you do not believe in Christ.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: According to 2bc.info 107, if I fuck you then I am supposed to marry you in the Los Angeles temple; no ifs, ands, or buts.

There is no such thing as a free fuck.

PS EMMA WATSON: The vampire blood cleansing rituals are now happening.

Eventually your brown eyes are going to turn into blue eyes.

PS DEMI MOORE: Be patient, Ion Musk's smart pills are flying off the shelf right now. He's only human you know.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: You got the lead in HALF ASLEEP IN FROG PAJAMAS.

That is if your girlfriend gets to do hair and makeup.

Nothing in this life is free.

LAZARUS WAS PHYSICALLY TRANSED

  Jesus resurrected me in 3 1/2 days, during the fourth day in JOHN 11, prophetically speaking.

After that I went missing in 1993 for a prophetic type of 3 1/2 years.

Which was a prophecy of His own resurrection after 3 1/2 days from the same cave.

Jesus is still alive you know.

Walking around in the flesh and all that, looking like he is 23, according to Joseph Smith.

"Let's get physical... Lets get into physical..." GREASE 2

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23 NOTES: 23+23=46÷2=23. 

Guess what no.46 will be doing on the 23rd.

23

 Joseph Smith was born on 23.

Mr Young was killed by an assassin on 23 in Chicago.

There are 23 Republican Party assholes in Congress right now.

There are 23 Republican Party patriots in Congress right now.

Do you see the pattern?

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...2023

 THE NUMBER 23 movie trailer will tell you what is going to happen in 23.

Now that we are half way into it.

I know this because Jesus tells me so.

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PS ION MUSK: Have you ever had any dreams about the number 23?

Does June 23 mean anything to you?

Also keep in mind November 23.

NEXT WEEK IN JERUSALEM

 Not to mention Washington, DC

"Daddy has to go to bed now." Ronald Reagan 

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WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING.

 Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

I will not go SIDEWAYS until after the 42 months prophecy in REVELATION has completed.

Can we at least agree with that much?

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I like my less expensive sirlion stakes medium rare.

Goes well with the most expensive bottle of Australian shiraz that you can buy on Montana Avenue in Santa Monica.

CHECK OUT THAT ONE.

 So I'm eating my salad at EMERALD DOWNS and see on the monitors that the jockies are mounting up for the second race.

So I looked up to the window and see the most amazing Elizabeth Hurley look alike that I have ever seen in my life.

[From all four angles no less.]

So I nudge my housemate and say "Check out that babe." And he casually informs me that she lives right nextdoor to Crystal's triple pleasure horse stables.

If I was not in public, I would have dropped down upon my knees right then and there and thanked Jesus for the multitude of blessings that he has given me.

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PS DEMI MOORE: If I were you, I would just skip the small free sample bottle and order up a full size case of Ion Musk's new smart brain pllls.

Hear tell that Joe Biden is even starting to use them. How much better of an endorsement could you ask for?

Desperate people do desperate things.

HARRY DEAN STANTON IN THE HOUSE.

 "And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the [white] horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh." 

REVELATION 19: 21

My housemate is supposed to receive his ordered EXCALIBUR SWORD by UPS today.

If that means anything to you.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I'm sorry, but I am going to have to kill a lot of people after we get married.

Pretty sexy stuff I know.

This is PRIDE month afterall.

I know how to go all the way.

PS DAVID LETTERMAN: The other night I dreamed that you had a tan.

PS MEGAN FOX: I will fuck you. There is no way for you to get away from me.

THE DIRTY JEWS

 No wonder WW III has to happen.

How else are we going to get rid of them?

Not a very politically correct thing to say, I know.

But "Someone has to do it." Jesus Christ 

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THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS NOW UPON US.

 No wonder that the Jews are so freaked out now.

Alas, we have to start somewhere.

We can't let these homos keep fucking us in the ass.

"I never let the guy take advantage of me." Elizabeth Taylor 

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MIAMI

 Miami, Florida is where the I-95 freeway to love ends.

Even the place where THE DOORS did their last concert in America.

"The fun always has to end sometime..." Elizabeth Taylor 

Sun, sex and pasta... yada yada.

I would just add pizza.

Mama mia.

"Donald Trump represents the end of America." Michael Savage

I'm not that sure what he meant by that. But it does have the ring of truth to it.

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BEWARE OF THE WHITE THIN MAN.

 What I'm talking about is the thin white man in the first feature film of CHARLIE'S ANGELS.

And yes, I completely agree with Dan Bongino about not taking the bait.

But there is always that guy who slips through the security fences.

God willing.

Something has to happen.

Think TAXI DRIVER meets DIRTY HARRY.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Are we having fun yet? 

PS GOVERNOR NEWSOME: Just because you have the best botique red wine in California, it does not mean that you know everything.

Point to point, Kyle MacLauchlan's vintage in Walla Walla is usually rated at least two points up from you by the French snob wine critics. 

IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR PILL.

 Seems like everything that Ion Musk touches turns to gold.

So you better watch your back guys. The man is on the verge of endorsing PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024.

Desperate people do desperate things.

He now owns TWITTER you know.

Not to mention half of the HOWARD STERN SHOW's satellites orbiting around the world now.

"All of your friends will try to be like you." Says my patriarchal blessing.

Which I assume would include my girlfriends.

"$150 won't even get you to Walla Walla." TWIN PEAKS 

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HEUY LEWIS AND THE NEWS NOTES: "Its time to take a new pill..."

I LIKE HUNTER BIDEN.

 He is quite the artist you know.

We all have our crosses to bear.

Therefore I would advise my friend to get out of Dodge while the getting is good.

Preferably California, which has a de facto non extradition policy with America.

"So what do we do with him?.. Put him on a plane and send him to Venezuela!" BURN AFTER READING

Sun, sex and pasta anybody? 

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PS DEMI MOORE: Just like yours truly. Ion Musk is now offering free samples.

THE JEWS HATE JESUS CHRIST.

 Jesus Christ was a tall blond Jewish man you know.

And look what they did to him, legally speaking.

Alas, the liars and the hypocrtites are going hit a brick wall after the 42 months from hell prophecy in REVELATION 11.

Starting from the stolen election in 2020.

"The election was not stolen." Michael Medved 

"The election was not stolen." Mike Pence

"The election was not stolen" Bill Barr

Yada yada...

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PS DEMI MOORE: Ion Musk's new DIVINITY LABS CBD GUMMIES should be lab tested on Bruce.

He alwas was kind on a dummy.

Reportedly, these pills are making a lot of folks smarter again.

"He forgot to take his smart pills." Jesus Christ 

PS CNN: Your news organization has now been infiltrated by the leftover rejects from FOX.

Talk about still having a prayer in hell at the airports.

"I was country before country was cool." Ted Turner

PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM

 Longtime TWNers noted that the I-95 freeway was cut off only hours after Elizabeth Hurley's birthday, USA time.

And then they checked out her latest INSTAGRAM images that Divinely confirmed the Elton John connection to PRIDE month.

Talk about an angel from above who God has sent down to me; that my cock might be sucked dry.

I hope she has a sister.

I know that Gisele Bundchen has a few.

"Share the love." CHER

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WHO WILL BE THE NEXT JAMES BOND?

 First of all he would have to be a Jewish actor with an authentic British accent.

Tall dark and handsome, yada. 

Brad Pitt being the exception that proves the rule.

"Two in the head, and you know they're dead." NURSE NANCY

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JESUS CHRIST HATES THE JEWS.

 Why would he not?

After what they did to him last week.

Next Tuesday in Jerusalem.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You need to be more open minded.

How about we cater in a couple of roast ducks?

You are an angel who was sent to me from above you know.

MY GOD IS A GOOD GOD.

 Who else would let me fuck Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox at the same time?

"In coming!" FULL METAL JACKET 

So I guess that all three of us are going to get married this weekend.

"Nothing personal." Jesus Christ at 2:06 pm.

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YOU ARE GOOD TO GO NOW.

 Now that today's Jewish communist infiltrators have showed their hand, America is going to wake up and become a white christian country again.

Most Jews are aithiest.

So they might want to pack up their bags and go back to Germany.

Which is probably the most godless country on earth.

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PS GISELE BUNCHEN: I will be at EMERALD DOWNS next Friday and placing a bet on #9 to show. 

THE NEW SPIDERMAN

 He looks like my housemate Daniel White in the movie trailer.

Not really that handsome, but a very interesting looking acter.

"Peace out." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 

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ALWAYS LUBE UP.

 When it comes to backdoor sex I prefer using the PREPORATION H formula with aloe vera.

Of course only after I cum in her girlfriend's vagina after she catered in my steak milanese dinner.

She never knows if I will see her for another two weeks, so she wants to make the best of it for now.

She's the best of course, so I can't blame her.

Skinny legs and all.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Over the years I have become more of a blow job man than a legs man.

When I fuck a woman and her girlfriend likes to watch us my boner tends to get a little bit longer and harder.

NO MORE CIVIL RIGHTS FOR YOU.

 Obviously the CIVIL RIGHTS ACT of 1964 is what has led us to our dire situation envolving the ACLU and the SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER.

I dare you to find more than one token negro lawyer in the leadership of these two Jewish communist fronts.

"The Jews are not the same as us!" Adolf Hitler 

The Jews are barking dogs.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: You can never spend too much money on a boutique bottle of white grinot while me getting yucked by you in the ass.

THE SAVIOR WILL SAVE AMERICA.

Donald Trump is Jewish you know. No wonder that so many white people hate him.

 "You have asked Me, even your Savior, the structure and constitution of My holy kingdom..."

"For a beginning must be made, that when the constitution and government of the United States shall fail, those that are left will be guaranteed their freedoms under the constitution...

"For others will claim authority and force their will upon the people."

2bc.info 88

Whereas I almost fell asleep last night at 11:10 pm when Michael awakened me and said "LOOK!" So I looked over at my BOSE radio clock and saw the traditional symbolic Rt. 111 earthquake number.

Even the road  below the Chocolate [brown] Mtns. that goes down to Brawley, California.

Then I fell back asleep again, but was jolted awake again by the earthquake warning alarm signs on my iphone at 11:42 pm.

Read 42 months will end it.

"Time to rumble!" Per the rumble in the jungle that happen on my Octor 29 birthday in Africa.

USA time of course, it was already October 30 over there.

I'm estimating that we are looking at about a 9.1 in 2024

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The last two guys who you married were a complete joke.

So I guess that makes you Mrs. Joker.

PS MILEY CYRUS: As you well know. Katy Perry likes to crack a lot of jokes on stage.

And if she didn't already have a $1,000,000,000 singing career. She would have a very lucrative job as a stand up comedian.

"You can only spend so much money on yourself." Elizabeth Taylor 

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: I would also give the new SPIDERMAN movie a 4 star rating. 

Reading between the lines. 

Still no word yet on who is going to be the next James Bond.

Any suggestions?

I ask you.

MOST SHOPLIFTERS AT TARGET ARE NEGROS

 Talk about having a target on your back in REVELATION 17.

No wonder that most of them niggers vote Democrat.

Taxation is theft, generally speaking.

Read the prophetic Bible story about Cain and Able.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Our wedding invitations have already been sent out.

Let me know if I forgot to include a few of your friends.

The reception will be in Palm Springs of course, classic 1960s retro attire recommended.

Naturally if you show up completely nude, you might want to have that bushy unsaved look.

JUNE WEDDING

 Nothing like getting fucked at your sister's wedding.

"Every girl wants to have a husband." Elizabeth Taylor 

I would just add that they also want to have a baby.

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AMERICA IS CRAZY AS HELL.

 Which is the same thing as saying the Jews run Hollywood and the NEW YORK TIMES newspaper is a Jewish publication.

Not to mention ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, FBI, DOJ, HBO....

No wonder Jesus Christ is Jewish himself, somebody had to step in and clean house.

"Do me a solid." SEINFELD 

"The Nazis are out of control." Read every book that Stephen King ever wrote.

He's a regular Methodist church goer you know.

"We ladies like to pretend that nothing is wrong." Elizabeth Taylor 

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THE JEWS WANT TO BURN DOWN AMERICA.

 Does Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a Nazi to you?

"The Jews are thieves!" Adolf Hitler 

It didn't work for them back in 2020.

Whereas, the definition of crazy is that you do the same thing the next time around.

Oh well, when I get married to Jennifer Aniston this weekend, we will have a new line up of best ladies.  

Naturally I get to fuck all of them.

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LARRY DAVID NEVER READS ANYTHING.

 Which is why we are in the trouble that we are in right now.

Plus he never even listens to talk radio.

Talk about the double whammy.

"Sometimes you have to admit that you are wrong." Elizabeth Taylor 1967.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: The Jews are screwing us.

THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING.

 I plan on getting married to Jennifer Aniston in a very lavish wedding in western Europe this weekend.

Her character's last name in FRIENDS was Green afterall.

Originally I supposed that we were supposed to get married in California. 

Same difference.

"Surprise me." Jesus Christ 

"I don't care if I am wrong or right." THE QUENTIVERATE 

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You are a hard boiled egg. Too much too soon.

CANADA IS BURNING

 Jesus Christ talks a lot about the burning in the last days that he revealed to his prophet from Canada.

Yet I still believe that this is just a prelude and an omen.

Not enough folks have stocked up on gold and silver yet before the big A-bomb burn happens.

Kind of like the American government is not going to go bust just quite yet.

Hail Mary full of Grace in THE ITALIAN JOB.

 "I'm not buying it." Elizabeth Taylor 

Oh, but you will be very soon baby.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Two nights ago I dreamed that you wore a tight white mini dress for our wedding this next weekend.

Very California of you.

Of course you looked like you were 27 years-old in a Larry David HBO really tv lookalike episode.

Pretty hard to argue with that.

But I do hope that Jesus gave you a sign and a witness to fuck me.

JESUS CHRIST SAVES DONALD TRUMP

 It's now come down to this.

Guess Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't believe that Jesus Christ ever saved anybody either.

Whereas this week looks to be a pretty good one for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

If you know how to read between the lines.

"It's amazing how stupid people are in Hollywood." Elizabeth Taylor 

Think ERASERHEAD meets LOST HIGHWAY.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I totally agree with you, smart is sexy.

"I'm a smart man." Donald Trump,  2018

Whereas "Joe Biden is just not a very smart man." Mark Levin, 2023.

Take for example Elle McPherson, a.k.a. The Body; I may be a little light on the top, but I have rather broad shoulders.

She wouldn't stand a chance against me, circa 1993.

Sex on the beach anybody?

Plus, I have no premature ejaculation problems.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I'm ready for you; but don't make me wait too long.

You do know who just lives down the street from you.

So don't make me go SIDEWAYS on you.

I'm supposed to get married to you this next weekend.

SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL

Seen any good Miley Cyrus movies lately?

 Taylor Swift was still promoting the sexual abuse of school children in Chicago because she doesn't have a clue what SHE'S HAVING A BABY was all about.

Stupid white girl.

Sounds like she still has a few daddy issues if you ask me.

Not to mention the mother, "I can't wait until my mother is gone." Drew Barrymore, circa MATTHEW 10

At least I understand her better than most guys do; which should be at least worth a role in the hay every once in awhile.

"Women want men to understand them." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: You do not understand the words of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP because you do not understand the words of Jesus Christ?

Of course we are all pathetic small men.

Ever seen a small indie film wherein you have to read between the lines to get it?

Circa 2bc.info 85.

"The Jews are arrogant." Adolf Hitler 

Oh yeah, people with high IQs tend to be bad talk radio listeners.

BRUCE WILLIS HAS COMPLETELY LOST HIS MIND.

 Heard any good movie reviews from the moderate Republican Michael Medved lately?

Whatever, I'm still focusing on INDIANA JONES 5.

Not that there are an amazing amount of movies out there right now that are inspired by my newsletter.

After awhile you get used to the fame and all the money.

But you never get tired of the grilled salmon.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You will never have to worry about getting pregnant anymore. 

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

 "Drill baby drill." Will be one of the campaign slogans that gets PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP re-elected in 24.

All it will take is one major brown out in California. And the Jews in California will get down on their knees and beg Jesus for forgiveness.

Of course, 90% of the negros always do what the Jews tell them to do.

They know who butters their bread.

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PS FBI MAN: Those guys who are always wearing RALPH LAUREN safari pants are not fooling anybody anymore.

Time to change up your style these days.

Otherwise you are not going to get the action that my younger wives get.

You better do something now before the better half of America wakes up and realises who the antichrist is.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: If you want your amazing ass back again, you are going to have to do what Jesus tells you to do.

PS ELLEN PAGE: Please let me know if your penis implant is not working anymore.

I do have the solution to your problems.

I AM THE EXCEPTION.

 Feeling unfulfilled and lonely these days?

Not having enough sex with a man even if you think that you are a lesbian?

When you get pregnant by me and have a baby, most of your problems will be over.

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SEX TO DIE FOR.

 Once upon a time there was a little movie called MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO, made in Portland, Oregon.

Then Gus Van Sant made a major movie called EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES.

That was pretty dangerous stuff back in the 1990s.

Now comes STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER.

2024

The one where I fuck all of my girlfriends on my 51' sailboat up in funky town.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Everybody will be wearing RALPH LAUREN shirts when we are fucking each other in Friday Harbor

MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN.

 "For a woman must be obedient in all things to be found worthy to bear the chosen race." 2bc.info 74: 11

I'll take two of those if you don't mind.

"Always leave a one ounce gold coin on the bedstand after you have intercourse with your wife. Leave two if there are two of them in bed with you. Even if the other one just wants to watch." Jesus Christ

It might be two weeks before she gets to have another crack at it.

But "Usually it doesn't take that long for the guy to get interested again." Taylor Swift 

Read inspired.

Every case is different. 

"Sometimes I say yes, sometimes I say no." Jesus Christ 

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: It's usually a yes when it comes to you right now. Jesus wants you to have his special chosen spirit baby who does not have any mental problems.

Don't worry if you are a bad cook for now. You can always cater in the cab with green French cheese and cold cuts.

Don't forget to order the grilled sockeye salmon over a bed of alderwood in the backyard.

After we fuck of course. Too much wine always makes the dick go limp.

PS MILEY CYRUS: If you want to become a great actor, you must learn to go up against a great actor like me.

THE SIDE SHOW ON FOX NEWS.

 According to Mark Levin, the budget compromise just covers 11% of the federal budget.

The other 89% is going to sink our ship like a double torpedo in WWII in about ten years.

Senator Cruz says that it will be more like 15 years.

Whatever, you get the picture, give or take.

Dan Bongino says that it will never happen. Because all the government has to do is print wheelbarrows full of money.

I tend to agree with the latter.

"Always the optimist." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS KATE BECKINSALE: Every guy who has ever rejected you in your life is going to be condemned to hell.

Fortunately I am not one of those guys.

I want more of you, not less of you.

THE BUDGET COMPROMISE

 "Behold, all that now stands shall fall, yea even your great banks and lending institutions, your great corporations that make the employee a slave, yea and the governments that support them."

"Will ye then set up my holy order or perish?"

"Behold I say unto you My son: ye are but one, but I will yet make of thee a multitude."

2bc.info 69; 16-18

"Sometimes I feel like I am the only older guy in the room who gets it." Ion Musk 

I know the feeling.

"Wisdom comes with age." Elizabeth Taylor 

OCCUPY MARS! Hell why not? It will probably take about that long before the CONVENTION OF STATES happens.

Think PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE meets THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN.

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PS JOE BIDEN: You got ten months left, so make the best of it.

Old Chinese saying: He who waits too long to place his bets always loses.

By then, Woody Allen and Larry David er all will just be a pleasant memory.

"I don't care if they are dead or alive." Jesus Christ, 12:57

We all have to die.

Some of us sooner than later.

I AM A WONDERFUL ADULATOR.

 So you think that you are married and have a good sex life?

You have no idea.

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." Elizabeth Taylor 

First of all. Your husband is not supposed to fuck you unless he has a revelation. 

Jesus fucking Christ.

Some things are worth waiting for.

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PS SANDY: Like I said, I'm your backdoor man. Grab the mattress and hang on baby.

I never go half the way.

THE PRIDE MONTH HAPPENINGS.

 Therefore the only politician who has ever said that homosexuals can be cured will declare that he is running for President next week.

Of course he doesn't have a prayer in hell.

We need somebody who has more street smarts now.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Things are about to get more violent, historically speaking.

PRIDE COMES BEFORE THE FALL.

 Joe Biden took a hard fall on the first day of Pride Month for a reason.

Colorado Springs being one of those designated places of refuge in the last days.

The last time that I was there, 80% of the Air Force was white.

Whatever, Joe Biden's fall was a Tom Cruise TOP GUN thing.

He is about 5' 4" tall you know.

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PS REESE WITHERSPOON: It's amazing how short you are. Yet your body is in complete porportion to some 6' tall model.

You don't see that every day.

PS FOX: The clock is not ticking.

THE NEW CONSTITUTION

 Only after the American government fails will we be able to replace it with the U.S CONSTITUTION that God revealed to Joseph Smith.

Even the same one that Mitt Romney et al are trying to hide from the members of the mormon church in Utah.

The one that allows polygamy and slavery etc.

Not to mention a 10% flat rate income tax.

"You can't have it both ways." Elizabeth Taylor 

I know, Larry David sounds exactly like Bernie Sanders.

Too bad for you.

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PS JODIE FOSTER: The reason why you became a lesbian is because you never had a husband to take care of you.

"Money isn't everything." Elizabeth Taylor 

PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: I would love to commit adultery with you.

SENATOR LINDSAY GRAHAM IS GOING TO GET ARRESTED BY THE FBI.

 No wonder she fled to Russia.

Pretty sure that if you have ever said anything positive about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, the Jewish run FBI will be coming after you.

Not that he is a big time supporter of the man.

All he said was that the tall blond Jewish man was going to return again.

So "Why do we always vote Democrat?" Larry David

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