Passion is the enemy of precision.
Especially when it comes to arresting politicians whom you passionately hate.
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot in the last movie that Alec Baldwin will ever make.
Time to wise up Stevie King.
My first born brother Steve was supposed to be the king in D&C 85. But then he died on my birthday when a tree fell down on him in a dream I had in Bonney Lake.
"Shit happens." THE KING OF KINGS
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The jury said Gwyneth Paltrow was not guilty of crashing into that guy at Mitt Romney's DEER CREEK ski resort in Utah.
Wherein she broke several of his Adam and Eve ribs.
Anybody heard yet what Mitt has to say about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP being indicted for being a polygamist?
Oh well "Twice is nice." Elizabeth Taylor
Monogamy is gay of course.
Boo to you too you filthy cunts.
"We're not going anywhere, we're not." The Holy Ghost doing a great voice impersonation of Donald Trump last night at 4:35 am.
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On the say day that they fucked no. 45 in the ass there was a 6.3 earthquake off of Constituion, Chile, then there was a 4.2 and 4.5. [Read three sixes.]
Talk about a third world country.
But if I had to live in a third world country, Chili would probably be my first choice.
It used to be Brazil, but now that has even gone by the wayside.
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MEDIA NOTES: The Stalinist dragged that WSJ reporter out of a restaurant and threw him into a car, because that is basically what they did to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP on the same day.
Time to get concerned in SMOKIN' ACES.
"Then shall I expose all lies, yea and I shall I expose all evil deeds , yea and I shall expose all hypocracies. Yeah, and when a man doeth evil it shall even be shouted upon the housetops. Yea and none shall be able to hide their evil before another, and the wicked shall be astonished and be ashamed." 2BC 167: 27-30
The day after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was charged with fucking Stormy Daniels, Joe Biden went down to Mississippi to play like he cared about the stormy aftermath in a state that is named after the 1290 days river in the last chapter of DANIEL.
Cry me a river.
Meanwhile, the truth about the gentiles in REVELATION 11:2 is being shouted from the housetops by Dan Bongino.
"I don't like the Dan Bongino show... He shouts too much." Gov. Christie.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: Now there is also this ordinary looking guy in the room when I have dreams about you. He's not mean looking, or rude or anything, but he is always there.
You are a complete square if you do not believe in polygamy.
Oh that's right, most of today's Republicans act like they are Democrats.
Why even bother to go to church these days?
All you are going to hear there these days is how wonderful homosexuality is.
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Joseph Smith said that REVELATION was a parable.
Take for example Joe Biden is the pretend president of America today.
And half of the Jewish kids think that it is true.
Michael Medved voted for him you know.
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The biggest mistake that most folks make in the kitchen is that they over cook everything.
From the mashed potatoes to the meatloaf.
The one exception is that you can make a tunafish casserole in the oven and forget about it for hours, and it won't make a difference.
Personally, I like my casseroles a little on the dry side. They tend to hold up better that way when you pour some white gravy over it.
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Ever had a root canal?
Ever had to put down an old dog that you had loved for all of your life?
Ever shot a deer, but when you walked up to it the animal was still alive?
Did Senator McConnell fall down and injure his head? But then it healed like the head of the first 666 beast did in REVELATION 13.
See where I am going with this?
Let God do the assassinations. You just go to work and earn enough money to put food on the table for your family.
"I know how to take care of business." Jesus Christ
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I paid my April rent a week early this week, so I might as well let it fly right now.
Jesus Christ was born on April 6, and the Jews at the NEW YORK TIMES crucified him on April 6.
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Don't plan on it for the time being.
You are going to have to eat shit until you have had enough of it.
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That new earthquake swarm near Mammoth, Wyoming is about Mitt Romney fucking Liz Cheney in Deer Creek.
The mammoth being a symbolic Republican elephant concept.
"You fuck with me, I fuck with you." Jesus Christ
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The only question now is whether the revival of funky town to going to extend down to Portland, Oregon.
My gut says that it will.
But it will only happen as some kind of a delayed secondary explosion.
You think Seattle is white? Have you ever been to the bridge city?
Think Ion Musk and Jeff Bezos meet Bill Gates.
"I know what I'm talking about." TWIN PEAKS 2
Oh by the way, that shooter in Tennessee did the wrong thing for the right reason.
Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
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PS TERI: I'm still good to go if you are.
There are 3 1/2 miles of deep spring pools that hold these amazing little trout below the two Jordan lakes.
Wherefore, even the most sever climate change punishment is not going to kill them.
"You can't kill me." THE JOKER 2
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Turns out that my crazy uncle figure in WILD AT HEART was right.
Even the one who holds the measuring "rod" of Jesse in his hand, circa REVELATION 11 meets ISAIAH 11.
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PS CHAD: Let's go hiking some time.
If not you will always be stuck in third gear for the rest of your life, circa DC 76.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
We all have our problems.
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PS JOE BIDEN: We need to get rid of you guys. The sooner the better.
I had two dreams last weekend about Kit Winn worried about going to jail this Wednesday, March 29, 2023.
Could be a symbolic descriptive metaphor of course, which is how Joseph Smith described the BOOK OF REVELATION in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Which he also said was the most important revelation that he had ever received in his life.
Works for me.
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Guys like Michael Medved still don't get it.
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Stop waiting for your fake messiah to come and save you.
Not in a million years.
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At least she knows how to obey her husband.
Think you are married to Jesus Christ and everything that he says is OK.
"I wouldn't ask you to do anything that I wouldn't do." Jesus Christ
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I need you to comp a front row ticket in Seattle for my house mate. Wouldn't hurt either if you gave him a backstage pass.
You never even sent him a birthday card.
You fucking cunt.
Who do you think you are: the virgin Mary?
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"There needs be opposition in all things." Jesus Christ
The word Tennessee is a ten virgins prophecy.
Even going back to America's first civil war. When one brother was trying to kill his other brother.
Now the same thing is happening all over again.
And least back then they did it with honor and dignity.
None of this sneaking up on you and stabbing you in the back.
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Half of the Jews in Israel want to be ruled by self appointed judges.
The other half wants to be ruled by democraticly elected representatives.
Per the 50/50 ten virgins prophecy.
Not to mention the MATTHEW 10 prophecy; wherein neighbor will hate neighbor.
And the holy city will be devided into three parts in REVELATION 16.
Not to mention the new Jerusalem.
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Not letting us see the christian shooter's manifesto is tantamount to the mormon establishment not letting us see the US CONSTITUTION that was revealed to Joseph Smith.
Think Mitt Romney is fucking Liz Cheney in Deer Valley, Utah.
Pretty hot stuff.
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The Jew who made EYES WIDE SHUT died right before the movie came out.
Starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
Talk about TO DIE FOR.
Don't forget, this is the one where we get to see her completely naked in all of her glory.
Taylor Swift directing the sequel rip off?
I would pay to see that one in a real movie theater.
The last movie that I ever saw in a real theater was TRUE GRIT. And I had to sit in the back row seats because I don't like to cry in public.
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In the past two years, every time that I dream about trying to fuck Charlize Theron, there is always this ordinary looking young guy sitting in the room watching us.
It's not that big of a deal to her, but it is very distracting to me.
Talk about a hard off.
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The mass killing of innocent children by the White Russians represents the same kind of thing in 3 NEPHI 20 by the remnant of Jacob.
Kind of like what happened when the 12 tribes invaded the promised land during the days of Moses.
"Time to clean house." Jesus Christ
Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
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PS OROWHEAT: You folks are putting too much sugar in your wheatbread; it's starting to taste like cake. Don't make me go back to DAVE'S KILLER BREAD at twice the price.
That said, you get what you pay for in this life.
R.M. PALMER is famous for their Easter chocolate bunnies.
Fortunately, all of that inventory had already been shipped out, by the ton, before the shit hit the fan in West Reading, PA.
Talk about the gentil grace of Jesus.
And if there there was any inventory left, it would have been sitting in the warehouse, safe enough away from the fire.
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There is nothing new about the Nazis spying on the communists like Elton John at THE DAILY MAIL etc.
Oh that's right, there is no such thing as liberalism and communism. There is only fascism.
Talk about the wicked punishing the wicked.
"It's all just gang warfare." Ian Rand.
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Building no.2 exploded on 2nd ave. off of Hyw.222 and Hwy.422 in confirmation that the white Russians are going to use "tactical nukes" on the chocolate factory of Europe; according to the Holy Ghost.
Probably sometime before the end of the 42 months in REVELATION 11.
Next year in Jerusalem naturally.
"Let's not get ahead of our skies." Dan Bongino
Gwenyth Paltrol.
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After the shit hits the fan in April of 2024, I plan on doing anything that I want in Edmonds, Washington.
I'm driving around town in a 1973 topless ALFA, that's your problem, not mine.
See you later alligator.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: It will never happen in a million years.
Last night I dreamed that Charlize Theron didn't like me like that other guy.
No wonder it says in my patriarchal blessing that I will learn to have patients.
And of course, I have never had any premature ejaculation issues.
Goes without saying.
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"It's not bragging if it's true." Rush Limbaugh
Of course in this case it's not true.
Two drinks for everyone at the bar on me.
And that includes the lonely guys who are sitting at the tables by themselves.
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PS GISELE BUNDCHEN: I appreciate the fact that you have been taking care of your sisters. You buy them a house, but you still require them to get a job.
Just asking, but do you have any younger sisters who look like you?
PS KYRA SEDGWICK: Are you fucking kidding me? Is that your real name?
PS SAINT PETER: What happens in this life is transferred into the next life.
We can not go forward if all of the Jewish producers at FOX are not gotten rid of...
"Time to flush the toilet." Jesus Christ
You can say that again.
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PS MACHINE GUN KELLY: I love it when you fuck my wife.
When you are watching a movie in Italy, there is always an intermission. Wherein you can go to the bar and have a drink.
And when that rarely happens in America, all the Jewish kids do is buy popcorn and a soda.
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Joe Biden has touched so many young girls that he has to start another neocon war to divert our attention.
And all of the liberal sex perverts in the media are right behind him.
Been drinking too much lately? Maybe it's time to cut back a little.
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Jesus has let me know that if I want Gisele Bundchen to be my wife, I better be tough enough.
Think I better go out and buy me a new pair of WRANGLER blue jeans.
Nothing worse looking than an old guy wearing teenager jeans that don't fiit him.
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"I have done everything that I can." Jesus Christ
Oh fuck! Now we are in real trouble.
He is about to take it up a notch.
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Talk about too many Jewish producers at FOX.
The network is run by a liberal Jew you know.
Whose daddy owns the company.
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God warns his servants to not make a loud noise at 2bc.info.
Best not to draw too much attention from the devil for now.
So that later we can kick butt and take no prisoners when we have the numbers.
We need Dan Bongino and his 9,000,000 listeners to do that thing for Him right now.
I have never heard anything like that guy in my 30 years of listening to conservative talk radio.
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Oh yeah, that's me in 2BC 272 who is going to fuck you in the ass for what you did to me.
And Ion Musk is going to like it.
Never forget, passion is the enemy of precision.
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Never forget that Putin is an Ephraimite and Zelenshy is a Jew.
Circa ISAIAH 11.
And since you don't care about any of that stuff, I guess that Jesus is going to have to something about that at 2BC 139.
Whereas, Bruce Willis has no memory left.
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Have you ever been skiing?
Gyneth Paltrow is in court right now because she refuses to get robbed by the Jewish lawyers of Babylon.
Most of whom are working for a 30% commission.
All of whom are dirty filthy liars and vote Democrat.
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Even at my my age, I am experiencing too many erections.
Too many sexy wives I guess.
Take for example last night, when Michael whispered 'Jessica Biel' in my ear.
What am I supposed to do? Just lay down and take it?
Up your ass.
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I don't plan on dying until Jesus Christ descends down from the sky in the two witnesses' 42 months prophecy.
Don't forget, their dead bodies will never sleep in the dust.
But they will change in the twinkling of an eye.
"You look marvelous." Billy Crystal on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!
Talk about bragging rights.
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"Pride comes before the fall in 2024." Jesus Christ
42 months is all the gentiles get before God puts them down like a dog for treading upon the remnant of Jacob in REVELATION 11: 2
I'll drink to that.
Don't forget, this is prophetically symbolic of when Dan Bongino's temporary radio contract comes to an end.
And then Jimi takes over.
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The other night I dreamed that even Woody Allen and Francis Ford Coppela were buying silver and gold.
You don't have to be a financial expert to see that Joe Biden's bank bailouts are only going to last for so long.
Better get while the getting is good.
"Negro rap music is bragging." Jesus Christ
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"He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killed with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints." REVELATION 13: 1O
Last night Michael whispered "tactical nukes" in my ear.
Later I read that Joe Biden destroyed a large cash of Russian cruise missiles in Crimea.
Better start buying silver and gold kids before your playmoney becomes completely worthless.
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You want to get married and wear my ring on your finger?
We can do a hell of lot better than that.
How about we get sealed for all eternity next year in Jerusalem?
Nice ass by the way.
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POLITICO NOTE: Trump gets arrested next week? That's a total winner.
Same week that Israel is supposed to shit can their corrupt legal system.
"The government is not going to save you." Dan Bongino
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The tall blond Jewish man will be the next President of America.
And there is nothing that you can do about it.
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You want to have a baby?
I'm like PRIME delivery.
You fuck me, and the next day you are pregnant.
Metaphorically speaking of course.
"Things don't happen overnight." Elizabeth Taylor
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Take for example Jennifer Aniston.
She knows how to spread her legs apart wide enough so that her anus is more open and welcoming.
She does have the best butt that Hollywood has ever seen in the past few decades.
She's Greek you know.
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Of course Dan Bongino is bad to the bone. And when I listen to the Mark Levin show it's like "monitoring" a law professor's lecture for free at a BYU law college class for free.
But when the Holy Ghost says 'listen' I just have to turn on the radio.
And if I want to I hear what my next assignment is, I better listen to him.
Should I fuck Rene Zellweger now, or should I fuck her later?
That kind of thing.
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Thanks to the Jews America has become a joke.
I am half Jewish myself you know.
We all have our burdens to bare.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I am not pretending. I just write this shit because I want to get laid.
Maybe your sister won't suck off my cock off while I'm eating out her sister.
But I do have my options.
There are a lot of young girls out there right now who don't even know who their daddy is.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: Time to stop fucking around and get with the program. That is if you want to have another baby.
If it's too much for you to have a husband who has more than one wife, then just close your eyes and pretend that I am your Lord and Savior.
Most of my younger wives who are the daughters of famous celebrities are just starting their acting classes right now.
They all go to private schools you know.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: How did it feel last night? Nother worse than some guy who wants to fuck you in the butt who is not lubed up enough.
I'm going to need a little protection this time around.
The niggers are getting pretty scary now.
My next door neighbors are engaged in teenager sex trafficking.
And I would hit that shit if I had the money.
Maybe next year in Salem, Utah.
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Talk about licking off your girlfriend with your tongue until she comes.
Ha ha ha...
I may not be the devil, but I do play him in the movies.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I go all the way to the top.
People wonder why I use so many cuss words and fantize about commiting fornication with Taylor Swift.
You would too if you had nothing else to do.
I sure as hell don't want to end up looking like Joe Biden who only has one wife.
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After reading about this hit country music song, I asked the Father, in the name of Jesus Christ, if it was true; and the Holy Ghost said yes.
"Donald Trump supporters are a cult." Nancy Pelosi
Oh come on girl. We are not just a political cult. We are a religious sex cult.
Give credit where credit is due.
Say something honest in public for once in your life.
Life is too short to beat around the bush like George W Bush, er all.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I'm not supposed to die until Jesus descends down from the sky.
Next year in Jerusalem I suppose.
You can shoot all of your ammo at a zombie and it won't kill him.
Guess it's time for Jimi to take over on the Dan Bongino show.
"The remnant of Jacob is going to kill the gentiles and take no prisoners." Jesus Christ
And if you don't want to fuck me, your younger sister will.
I'm thinking September 18, 2024. Right before the reelection of Jesus Christ himself.
Jimi Hendrix was a Jehovah's Witness you know. And so was that other amazing guitar player known simply as 'Prince'.
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PS MEGAN FOX: I can't interpret the words that you are speaking in tongues unless you let me hear them.
The return of the tall blond Jewish man is the last thing that you Jews have to worry about.
How about the Russians start using atomic bombs?
And then Joe Biden doesn't know what to do about it.
Because that would go against all of his green energy insanity.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I want to go all the way with you.
"The Jews are liars." Adolf Hitler
What did I tell you?
Today you are going to get fucked in the ass big time.
And you are going to like it.
LAST TANGO IN PARIS style.
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The better half of America is already locked and loaded and ready to deal with the gentiles after the 42 months period of oppression has ended in REVELATION 11.
And their girlfriends too...
Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Ellensburg, Washington.
Three trillion dollars these days won't even get you to Walla Walla.
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This is what the Biden administration is saying about the Russians downing that US drone.
As if blowing up that Russian pipeline in international seas was such a delicut diplomatic action.
No wonder the Jews in the media gave Hillary Clinton a free pass.
"The Democrats always surround their wagons." Rush Limbaugh
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That 72 year-old white man whoses arm of flesh got marred by a zebra represented the cursed black and white 'zebra ' mulatto born in Africa.
A.k.a. the abomination of Obama, whose front man is now the insane crazy face of America.
It happening on the same weekend of those two Babylon bank failers.
Note the Centerville, Ohio Bible College location.
His name being Ronald Clifton for the cliff house that I am now living in.
No wonder they had to put him down with a .12 slug to the forehead.
Which is a 70mm bullet.
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PS DAN BONGINO: God damn you're good.
On a sidenote, those blacks who were killed by the Mexicans was a warning that the red horse is going to team up with the white horse in last days.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The BLUES BROTHERS cop car parked in front of my 1961 love shack on Mill Creek Canyon Earthworks Park is a sign from God.
Wheres the boys and I are getting together to raise enough money to finally make the private School of Prophets a fincially viable institution.
My new housemate just bought it six months ago at the very white Spoken, Idaho area for $500.
While driving it back to Seattle on I-90 it's old rotten tires blew out; so he had to stop in Moses Lake and get a whole new set French MICHELLENS.
This being the prophetic iconic movie where Miley Cyrus gets down on the dance floor in the road house sequence and shows her girlfriends how to do it.
Meanwhile, one of my bitches tries to kill me with an M-16 in an underground sewer.
Therefore, if my bitches are not willing to fight for our side, then we will get ourselves a whole new set of bitches.
Younger and better looking of course; goes without saying.
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PS LEONARDO DICAPRIO: Did you go to a Catholic school?
2BC NOTES: It's going to take billions of dollars to make the United Order a financially viable banking institution.
STREET SWEEPER NOTES: I'm sorry to have to say this, but children who die before age 8 automatically go to heaven.
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Last night I had a vision of that US drone flying up in the sky that was downed over the Black Sea by the Russians; formerly known as the Sea of Israel.
Michael Medved.
Then in the morning, I got it.
Usually when I get these seeings I immediately ask the Father in the name of Jesus Christ what is the meaning of them. Sometimes it takes hours before he tells me.
"These are the days." Natalie Merchant
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Don't forget, the best cabs take about 5 minutes to breath before you can start drinking them.
That should give you plenty of time to make up your blue cheese and crackers plate in the kitchen.
PS COUNT DRACULA: Green energy is the evil doctrine of the devil. Everything about it is an excuse to deny the word of God in ISAIAH 5O, yada yada.
Tilting at windmills and all that.
All I want to do right now is memorize my lines and fuck my girlfriend in the movie.
What more could a man ask for?
I lost interest in screenwiting a long time ago.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: If you are not up to it, I will have someone else do it for me.
Just like Jesus Christ, I am going to have to pay for the sins of my friends like Billl Gates er all.
It will not be the first time that I had to endure the stupidly of my fellows.
I could write a whole book about it.
But I'm more interested in acting and fly fishing right now.
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Chocolate milkshake with a cup of coffee?
I don't get to fuck Taylor Swift for free you know.
I have been known to be big tipper.
I know, that's one of my ego problems
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If you even lay one finger on my girlfriend next Wednesday, I will fucking kill you.
And it won't be the first time.
I may not be Jesus Christ himself, but I sure am his right hand man.
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According to the laws of Moses, we are not supposed to have sex with animals.
And if you do that you will lose your priesthood.
Bruce Troxell
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Jesus Christ already.
Who do you want to be married to for the rest of your life?
Some animal who looks like Woopie Goldberg.
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Oh yeah, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to come back again.
Whatever the Jews say about me, they sure do not say that I have any premature ejaculation issues.
On the contrary.
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This was the most mighty line in the LAST TANGO IN PARIS prophecy.
Paris Hilton does know who butters her bread these days.
And it ain't no Joe Biden.
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That's all I'm going to tell you for right now.
Talk about tall dark and handsom with blue eyes.
Not to mention my 7" boner that lasts for days.
You might as well invite your sister over to your house for this one.
Kristen Stewart knows how to do that.
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CHANNEL 9 NOTES: I grew up watching FIRING LINE on PBS in Seattle. So what am I supposed to do now, just lie down and play dead?
PS JIM CARREY: I'm not that interested in Communist propaganda movies.
Take for example that dirty Jew Michael Medved.
As an election denier myself, who regularly reads thedailypundit.com, I have never read anybody claim that there were 500,000 votes stolen in the 2020 reelection of Jesus Christ.
Yet he persists in decieving the public and claim that Jesus Christ is not the Messiah.
Ever seen that little movie called LAWRENCE OF ARABIA?
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PERSONAL NOTE: Some times I just want to get down on my knees and thank Jesus for THE SECOND BOOK OF COMANDMENDS at 2bc.com.
Michael Medved is a Republican you know.
How about the Jews don't get to go cruising for sex with strangers anymore at your local public park bathrooms?
Hear tell that things are getting pretty hot and heavy in Jerusalem.
Talk about the beast who hates the whore in REVELATION 17.
"She was just 17, if you know what I mean."
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"We were fighting for the wrong side." Leslie Winn
Sorry if I sound like Adolf Hitler sometimes. But the truth is the truth.
Ever heard of a little ditty called YOU NEED TO KEEP EM SEPARATED?
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Don't get me wrong. I would love to feel you up and then fuck your wet pussy.
Hear tell that Miley Cyrus has come out with a new album.
PS JIM CARREY: I'm open minded to any ideas about the next movie that you want to make.
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After awhile you have to wonder if Adolf Hitler was more than half right.
Just look at what is happening today in America.
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I encourage you to watch and listen to the old blue eyes video of Frank Sinatra on YOUTUBE.
Please do no make a mockery of what God has done for you.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
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I don't expect Taylor Swift to direct SON OF LEBOWSKI if the budget is not on the north side of 100 big ones.
"This kind of money is going to attract a lot of flies." SMOKIN' ACES
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I already know who will be the next James Bond.
But who will he be fucking in the movie is what interests me the most.
And I can guarantee you that she won't be a day over 20.
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Certain conditions apply of course; like how could I ever expect to-do that if I was not a billionaire who would be financing her next vampire sailboat movie.
Of course I would have to keep my shirt on just like every time that Senator Kennedy was fucking his secretary on a moter boat in Newport.
Yada yada.
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Jenna Ortega is an example of one of my girlfriends who is much younger than Taylor Swift.
As proof that my flattering craeer advice to Taylor is not just a ruse to feel up her tits.
I do have older girlfriends of course, like Miley Cyrus.
At my age you can't be too picky.
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PS CARA DELAVIGNE: You are at the perfect age where I want you to have my next Jesus baby.
You're tall and blond and have blue eyes. What more could I ask for? Plus you are very beautiful.
"...I will return their own iniquities upon their own heads, saith the Father." 3 NEPHI 2O: 28
Speaking of the devil. Senator McConnell just fell down and hurt himself at the former TRUMP HOTEL in DC.
Reportedly, he was at some fancy pants dinner that was serving the food and fare of Babylon.
Let the exorcisms begin.
"In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost." ROMA 1973
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"What goes on in my church's temples is vomit." Jesus Christ
Wayne Newton plays the apostate mormon in the desacrated temple in the land of the Lamanites in the 1989 LICENCE TO KILL prophecy.
The one who voted for Joe Biden's drug invasion of America.
Talk about Pierre Delecto.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I can see you directing the next 007 movie. But first you are going to have to prove that you have what it takes with a couple of small indie films.
My choice would be some kind of a Pierce Brosnan look alike in his late 20s.
Looking forward to the movie score.
"Have you ever killed someone? It's very liberating."
Says my scotch drinking marred servant antihero in 3 NEPHI 20: 17
The one where James Bond has two Bond Girls.
Dan Bongino.
The part where the MAGA supporters will bash the brains out of the gentile babies against the wall for what they have done to America.
Think the red horse teams up with the white horse to defeat the black horse in REVELATION 14: 20
According to the BM, we are commanded to defend our families by the sheading of blood.
"Party time!" WAYNES WORLD
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"And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire; and them that had gotten the victory over the beast, and over his image, and over his mark, and over the number of his name, stand on the sea of glass, having the harps of God." REVELATION 15: 2
Heat turns sand into clear glass.
I will never forget when an old timer told me at STARBUCKS that he was the first sailor to go ashore after the US tested their first atomic bomb on some South Pacific island.
And all of the beautiful sandy beaches had turned into glass.
So he got the hell out of there as soon as he could.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I am expecting to see great things from you in the future. After you get over your pop music period.
PS ION MUSK: Miley Cyrus is just dirty enough to fuck an older guy like you in a movie for 5 big ones.
Ever thouht about taking acting lessons?
Whereas Taylor Swift is just too clean cut to do something like that.
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: I'm not done with you yet.
Those American tourists who crossed the line in Mexico represent the Joe Biden administration.
Now they are living in a diferent country I guess.
Think GET THE GRINGO meets... yeah whatever.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I see you as becoming a major movie director in the future who writes and produces her own movies. And no I'm just not trying to get into your pants.
As a matter of fact, I have too many girlfriends to deal with right now.
Most of whom are a lot younger than you.
We are still paying for what the Jews did to us back in 2020.
Now the entire scenario is playing over again in Israel.
Benjamin Netanyahu in the role of the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.
The rest of the country acting like they want to crucify him and his followers.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Miley Cyrus puts those pix on INSTAGRAM in order that I can get a boner hard enough to fuck you in the ass.
According to 2bc.info the sister wives are supposed to help each other out, and not just compete with one another.
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Not a lot of guys out there right now who are willing to stand up to their wives these days.
Take for example Howard Stern.
Jesus Christ died for our sins you know.
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And the answer that I got was "this summer"
Two boys for every girl in California I guess.
"He's a fucking lunatic." Rob Rheiner
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I'm still seeing people walking their dogs on the street wearing masks on their face.
When in the hell is this ever going to end?
Next year in Jerusalem.
If you are the superior white race, then you are going to have to take responsibility for what you write and say.
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PS NEVE CAMPBELL: I know, I don't have that much meat on the top side, but I do have broad shoulders. Kind of like Keira Knightley who has small tits, but she has shoulders to die for.
In the Kingdom of God there are no rules. Only a hard and set guidelines to follow.
Wherefore, if you think that you can step over that line in this world, there will be hell to pay.
"The children need to get punished whenever they disbehave." Jesus Christ
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I don't know how much money Chris Rock has.
But at least he has enough faith to put it all on the table and give God 10% of it.
That's better than most rich white people are willing to do right now in Edmonds, Washington.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Let's sweetin it up a bit. You make two movies that I like.
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We are in the prophetic 'reprise' period now when you should be spending all of your extra money on gold and silver.
That way, when you join the United Order credit union, and you give them 10% of your money, you will have control over the rest of it.
Don't worry about the IRS, they will be history by then.
"We are now living in a different country." Dan Bongino
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Problem is I can't pay her that much money if she doesn't fuck me in my next movie.
Talk about forgiving everyone's student loans in 2023.
"It's just a drop in the bucket." Elizabeth Taylor
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Until she makes a little low budget movie that blows everybody's mind, she will not reach her full potential.
Warning sign, if you put your light under a basket, God will take it away and give it to someone else.
Think TWIN PEAKS meets JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
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Remember, this was back in the 1990s when you didn't have anything else to do but watch a rent video and then fuck your girlfriend.
Not necessarily in that order.
Don't forget the microwave popopcorn.
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The Governor of California does not own the best red wine winery in California for no reason.
Blood is thicker than water.
Goes well with blue cheese on rice crackers.
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Gosh, all I have to look forward to anymore is eating out Kristen Stewart while Miley Cyrus sucks my cock dry.
I might as well just step out in front of a train in Kent and put an end to it.
Plus, tomorrow night I am just going to have to do the same thing with Gwyneth Paltrow and Rene Zellweger.
After awhile it starts to feel like torture if you are an antimormon Christian.
Especially after the new Joseph Smith Constitution comes out that allows people to do that kind of thing in the New Jerusalem.
After the tribulations naturally.
"Things don't happen by accident." Elizabeth Taylor
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I sure would hate to be the female negro judge in the divorce case of Jessica Biel vs. Jesus Christ and Justin Timberlake.
God damn, they are both so good looking.
Guess we are going to have to devide the baby right down the middle to find out who is the real mother.
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"I've never been to Mexico, but I sure would like to go there." James Taylor.
Get the idea?
"A lot of people don't get it." Elizabeth Taylor
Not to mention Edmonds, Washington.
A lot of tar heels in Washington.
Not to mention Oregon, Idaho and Montana.
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Believe me on this one.
What did I tell you about Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen?
And yeah, I am going to get to fuck Jennifer Aniston next year in Jerusalem.
Common sense tells me that.
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LOUD AND CLEAR NOTES: Kristen Stewart might want to buy two cabs for her next MIDNIGHT COWBOY movie night with her girlfriends.
Not to mention AMERICAN GIGOLO.
Obviously the entire Grays Harbor region will become a temporary place of refuge.
Major christian revival going on there right now.
Think STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER meets HALF ASLEEP IN FROG PAJAMAS.
Guys who are hooked on fentenal are even going to church there these days.
Call me crazy, but I'm hoping to make Edmonds, Washington a temporary place of refuge too for the really rich and famous people in D&C 58.
The nice little shops, the quirky little banks, the whole wheat bakeries and restaurants, the movie theaters, yada yada.
Not to mention the School of Prophets.
It is going to take billions of bucks if we want to get the United Order to function as described at 2bc.info.
"It takes money to make money." Jesus Christ
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PS MILEY CYRUS: The Jews are going to start it off, but the Ephraimites are going to finish it.
I don't know any other way to put it.
It's certainly not Ephraim who wants to kill America.
The best country on God's green earth.
Maybe next time around Michael Medved will finally be voting for the tall blond Jewish man.
Third time is a charm.
Image the NEW YORK TIMES even endorsing PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP FOR LIFE IN 2024.
Of course a lot of shit would have to happen before that.
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Hey why not?
All of the white talking heads in conservative media are also Nazis.
Why not him?
Have you ever ever see him hanging out with any Jews, queers or negros?
Other than the drummer in his band.
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No wonder he shot himself in the head with a .12 gage shotgun in Seattle.
What else is new?
Israel is going to commit suicide?
"They hate their own blood." Jesus Christ
Think SPARE meets CRY BABY, the movie.
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In your guts you know he's nuts.
Who would you rather have to be the next President of America?
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, or president for life Merrick Garland?
Let the early voting begin.
They are both Jewish you. The first one believes in Jesus, and the other one is a secular Jewish aithiest.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: The link on my 'DISCOUNT PRICES' posting is what probably triggered Google's algorithms censorship machine. I'll try to be more careful in the future.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Yesterday during my swingshfit nap, I dreamed that you and me were chosen in the persistence to become man and wife.
You were 27, and I was 29.
There was nothing very weird about it in sexual way. But I did have my have my face burried into your two tits in a twin peaks kind of way.
The one thing that I do rememer is that you exclaimed "I'm so young!"
I don't know any other way to describe it.
Israel wants to be more like the western decadent democracies of England and Canada.
So now we are going to have to burn down the house?
"I can now understand why so many people in America want to get a divorce." Dan Bongino
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I have seen anything like this in my life.
The House of Israel is getting a divorce, and now there is a battle to the death over who gets custody of the kids.
"Jewish women can be pretty hard headed." Elizabeth Taylor
No wonder that so many of them are into judges and lawyers.
"I don't know what this is, but it's not democracy." Benjamin Netanyahu
More like mob rule I would say.
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The beginning of the final mouth 13 marked the tyrannical DOJ lying to Congress, the gentile Lordi Lighfoot getting the boot and the IRS installing more high tech 666 algorithms systems.
All in Divine confirmation of the 42 months of oppression by the gentiles in REVELATION 11:42.
Then there was the big lie that Churck Shummer is continuing to repeat ever since the final double whammy 42 month countdown kicked with off the stolen reelection in 2020.
He's Jewish you know.
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