Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can come back up for air in such movies as THE GRADUATE and EAT SHIT.
Don't laugh, some of these APPLE iPhone movies have a much bigger budget than you would ever image.
500k just to make a movie on your parents' phone?
That's chump change if you live in Edmonds, Washington.
"Anything to get the kids out of the house for a few hours." DYNASTY
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You know it's the end when a guy like Jim Carrey jumps ship at TWITTER.
Talk about an actor who has lost his edge.
"Some people in Hollywood have too much time and money." Elizabeth Taylor refering to her exhusband.
That would not be me of course.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The Jews at APPLE are just playing games with you.
Not only does Larry David never read anything, but he probably never listens to talk radio.
Talk about the Jewish bubble boy episode on SEINFELD back in the 1990s.
Too busy golfing I guess in southern California.
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PS HBO: How about sexing up your internet online offerings with a new series by David Lynch called THE GREEN RIVER KILLER?
Mostly it's just the Jews who cant stand the fact that Ion Musk bought out TWITTER.
"You fucking asshole!" WILD AT HEART
And don't expect to see him make any cameo appearances in the upcoming CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM episodes on HBO.
Wink wink.
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This scene towards the end of the EATING RAOUL prophecy is about the upcoming rebabtised Mormons.
Nakedness being a traditional scripture term for sin.
Note the ALFA SPIDER that my wife gets in the very end.
"I can be vey generous when I'm in the mood." THE ROCKEY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
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HOLLYWOOD MOVIE NOTES: The gossips are saying that there is going to be a new season of CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.
Hope one of the sessions features the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.
Talk about billions in free publicity.
PS STEVEN KING: I have not heard a peep from you lately. Other than the other night at 4:10 am when you said something about "...Smith Falls!"
Care to explain further?
Now that 5 Republicans can't decide who gets to be the leader in the house.
Why not just switch over and form a new party called the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY?
"You can't have your cake and eat it too." Elizabeth Taylor
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The volcano erupted in Hawaii for the first time in 40 years for a confirmation from God that all of the prophetic movies that Elvis made there have now come true.
"The Book of Mormon is so ridiculous." Mark Twain
Nevertheless, he did get baptised into the mormon church when he was there.
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God caused Ion Musk to buy out TWITTER because in the last days people will have to stop being so judgemental.
And yes, he does look like a Nazi.
"So what!" Woody Norris
"Looks are not that important." Elizabeth Taylor
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Now that Ion Musk has taken over TWITTER, you can say or print anything that you want.
How about this one, I can't wait to spread Keira Knightley's legs and let her know who is the King of England in Kent, Washsington, King County.
That goes for you too Emma Watson.
Seems like anytime that I'm in the mood for a big boner, all I have to do is Google pics of you two.
You do want to have some children don't you?
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According to 2BC 107, you're not supposed to fuck your girlfriend until she has received a sign and a witness first.
I know, women can be very unpredictable at times. That's why you have to have more than one wife in the Kingdom of God.
"I always leave my options open." Elizabeth Taylor
You think that that is strange? How about when I make love to Megan Fox she starts to speak in tongues right before she comes.
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If you want to hang out with me, you're gonna have to lay off the cocaine.
Besides, when it comes to having me in bed with you, I'm more fun than a barrel full of monkeys.
I'm half Jewish you know.
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Jessica Biel is still on my mind because she comes from the location where THE SHINING takes place.
And she has great big tits to boot.
What's not to like these days?
She sucks my cock dry, while I feel up her two brests?
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The above Frank Sinatra song is what it is all about today.
For example, compare the difference between the voters who support PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, with the Jewish aeithists who support Joe Biden.
In the last days, 6,666,666 Jews are going to be sentenced to death again.
"You don't have to like me if you don't want to." Jesus Christ
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One can not become born again until one has died temporarily.
Whatever works for you baby.
I'm much more attracted to women in their twenties, than in their 50s.
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Sometimes when I get tired of listening to conservative talk radio, the Holy Ghost tells me to keep listening.
Circa page 66 in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
"We need a plan!" Fred Ward in TREMORS
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In the second coming of Jesus Christ movie entitled BEING THERE, the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is not as bad as it seems.
Talk about friends with benefits.
Now that half of America is receiving a free benefit check from the government.
Sadly, there is no such thing as a free deli lunch sandwich at 2bc.info .
Whereas "The artists have to eat too..." Michael Jackson
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My business partner Ion Musk bought TWITTER for 44 big ones because something had to be done about it.
"We can't move forward like this." Dan Bongino
What say you Steven King?
Too many pain pills I guess.
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The inmature Jew boys in the Jewish media need to wake up and smell the coffee in TWIN PEAKS.
Real men don't read the newspapers anymore.
Why bother, when you can just turn on the radio for 15 minutes and get all of the daily news that matters at 570 KVI AM.
"I don't have time for this anymore." Elizabeth Taylor
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Today's cold war between the Republicans and the Democrats will probably become a hot war after the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
As outlined on page 66 in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
50% of the Jews siding against the tall blond Jewish man in the ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.
The one where Jennifer Aniston finally decides to stop sitting on the fence in her APPLE TV show.
"I'm not a Trump hater." Robert Redford
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Sadly, most of today's neocons believe that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP hates the Jews.
Therefore Jesus says at 2bc.info that most of today's converts will not be Mormons.
I'm thinking 35% at best, give or take.
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The other half want Joe Biden to run for President in 2024.
Most of whom are regular listeners to NPR radio.
"It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks." Elizabeth Taylor
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This 2007 movie trailer is about what is about what happened to those hot babes in Moscow, Idaho.
Think Moses Lake, Washington.
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Investigators in Moscow, Idaho are now saying that the college party animals were stabbed in the heart with a deer hunter's knife, for a Divine Hunter Biden confirmation from God.
This could turn out to be a real Green River killer thing for sure.
That would take years to solve the case.
Idaho mule deer hunting being the best place to go in 2000 MULES.
Whatever, the devil probably made him do it in the name of Jesus Christ.
"Vengeance is mine." Jesus ChristErgo,
Ergo, the Colorado Springs killer of those homosexuals was a baptised LDS mormon from Texas.
"Big wow!" STAR MAPS
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Rhymes with Putin.
The skinned dog next door suggests that those 4 college party animals who were stabbed to death in their beds was a destroying angle job by God.
Much like today's unsolved livestock mutilations, ufo abductions, big foot sightings and crop circles, etc. at COAST TO COAST AM.
Who do you think caused the Red Sea to swallow up and drown the Egyptian army?
"Today's Jews don't believe in anything but themselves." Adolf Hitler
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SIDENOTE: The doggie beg of another neighbor's fluffy dog was also all cut up with a knife.
CASE NOTES: No word yet from Moscow, Idaho law enforcement. But I would suspect that all 4 of them had their throats cut OJ Simpson style.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Why would I ever want to fuck you if I could just fuck Kirsten Stewart and her girlfriend too?
I like them young and I like them with a hard ass.
2BC NOTES: The left-wing loonies at TWITTER are going to kill each other off because they don't know who is behind the take over of TWITTER by my business partner.
And that's a good thing.
According to the spoken word, Colorado Springs is supposed to be one of those safe places for the white people refugees in the last days.
Which usually includes the caveat that it has to be cleansed first.
Not to mention Chicago.
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Never forget, the 1964 CIVIL RIGHTS ACT started in Texas, and that is the same state where it will come to an end.
"A lie never lasts." Elizabeth Taylor
You can say that again.
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Like they say, see you next year in Jerusalem.
And I really and truly believe that.
And if you have the cash in hand. You may want to even buy a condo in Edmonds, Washington.
This year, rather than next year.
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Recently the Holy Ghost has been prompting me to listen to the Jason Rantz radio show in Seattle.
Usually he is talking about some kid who got murdered after school at his mother's apartment in Federal Way.
You get the point?
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So you're not a big David Lynch movie fan.
That doesn't mean that he was not wrong in his TWIN PEAKS series.
"You have to respect the artist." Elizabeth Taylor
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Talk about 18 months and counting in REVELATION 11...
And that is being very generous on my part.
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The government announced that they will investigate Ion Musk and Donald Trump at the same time.
Spot on.
And don't tell me that the Jews don't run the world.
"Satan is the God of this world." Jesus Christ
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Are you fucking kidding me?
My biggest supporter and friend in the world is the current leader of North Korea in M.A.S.H.
Who has like 100 girlfriends.
I have been known to have a few weird friends in the past.
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All hell is going to break loose when the coach asks me to take over for the injured quarterback.
"Move over Rover, let Jimmy take over..." Jimmy Hendrix
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: We have not had our big rain storm yet this fall that produces all of those glorious white mushrooms with pink gills.
But when it happens you will be the first one to know.
"Some things you just can't change." Elizabeth Taylor
Like trying to make Republicans into Democrats, or Democrats into Republicans.
Take for example Michael Moore, who never stops barking up the wrong tree.
Yet he persists.
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Right after the tall blond Jewish man announced his second coming, that huge earthquake cluster began near the continental divide line in far west Texas.
Oh yeah, you would not believe how many Jews believe in Jesus Christ in REVELATION 16.
Of course, the men have to step forward first in order to protect the women and children.
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Ok, some of these phone films are starting to get so good that I'm tempted to call a few of them back and offer them a last cut rights contract.
"Hollywood has become so stale and boring." John Travolta
Tell me about it.
Much like the leadership of the mormon church in Utah.
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If you don't believe in the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, you probably fall into the category of the five foolish virgins in the ten virgins prophecy.
In other words, you're a nice person, even if you do belong to the church of the devil in 1 NEPHI 14.
"Some of my best friends are Jews." Jerry Lewis
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PS ELLEN PAGE: How is that whole penis thing working out for you?
What did I tell you? You should just have gone with a bid pink vibrating plastic strap-on dildo.
PS MEL GIBSON: Your main career problem now is that Hollywood is being run by the 666 antichrist Jews.
When I become a multi millionaire in Edmonds, Washington, do I want to drive around town in a 1973 TRIUMPH convertible, or a hard top German 911 6 banger?
Oh that's right, I'm half Jewish.
Guess I'm going to have to buy a house up there with a two car garage.
Where I will be fucking two wives at the same time.
Talk about pulling a train in Kent, Washington.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Don't worry, you still got the part in JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Now that I'm hooked up with Ion Musk, money doesn't matter anymore.
Obviously, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to be the next unelected leader of America.
So why even vote these days?
"If you got it, you got it." Elizabeth Taylor
Win or lose, who cares anymore?
It's all dog shit.
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"My phone never stops ringing." Elizabeth Taylor
I always knew that Kevin Costner was a phoney Hollywood actor.
Especially in his role in RUMOR HAS IT.
Probably because he always seemed to pull his punches in all of his movies.
Now he has come out and endorsed Bush JR. to be the next President of America.
In your dreams.
That's like flying to the moon in a 172.
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This is probably the best line in the BLUE JASMINE prophecy.
The one where I get to fuck the girl before she loses all of her money in REVELATION 18.
Talk about free love.
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"And ye put up as examples vile men corrupt in every way, and ye place at their feet your money that they may entertain you with their corrupt ways all the day long." 2BC 103; 47
Talk about cheating the camera angles in a Hollywood movie.
Just so you know, I'm not always opposed to that idea, just as long as it works, yada yada.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The noble red man in CAT BULLYOU represents the red horse in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Wish to God that I myself came up with that line.
No wonder that there are more theaters in Seattle than there are per square mile than there are in BULLETS OVER BROADWAY.
Never forget that the name Gregory means 'the protector' in the CAT BALLOU prophecy.
As confirmed by all of today's train robbers and killers in Seattle.
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Beware of the skinny white thin man.
One of the many prophetic signs in the original TWIN PEAKS series features my current house mate who moves his trailer to that very same place.
Talk about having a cup of GOOD MORNING AMERICA in Jennifer Aniston's APPLE show.
Either that, or Dr Evil is going to sell off his billions and donate all of it to the church of the devil in NEPHI 14.
Don't forget, back in the 1260 years, if you had enough money you could be forgiven of all your Jewish newspaper sins in the Joseph Smith bible.
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PS DREW BARRYMORE: There I was Monday morning, just enjoying my cup of STARBUCKS, when I saw you walk into the front doors.
"Nobody likes a cheater." Elizabeth Taylor
At TARGET today, I saw Bono's new U2 book jacket for the upcoming physical transfiguration on display.
Later I read about Jay Leno's marred servant sign from God that happened on Sunday in one of his restored mint condition collector's cars.
Now all we have to find out is what make, model and year it was.
He is 72 years-old you know.
And he is your typical moderate Republican who seems to not stand for anything.
"Too much too soon." BLACK BALL.
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PersonalIy I the prefer the straight 6 TRIUMP.
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"Behold I say unto you, My kingdom is about to be set up on this earth and none shall put forth thier hand to impede its establishment. For those who fight against Zion will surely perish." 2BC 102
No wonder the antichrist Jews vote 85% Democrat.
Seems like there's a neocon Jew behind every Bush these days.
"I have never voted for a Republican in my life." John Waters
Actually that's the only kind of Republican that he has ever voted for in his entire life.
Think PINK FLAMINGO meets HAIRSPRAY.
Not to mention CRYBABY.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Johnny Depp is a Republican of course. I could set you two up, if that interests you in any way.
Maybe just a STARBUCKS date?
Or maybe he takes you home and drills you for two hours straight non stop.
"Miracles happen." Elizabeth Taylor
Don't laugh, that's exactly what my marred servant in the Seattle actors lab actor does to you at the SPACE NEEDLE mansion in the BODY DOUBLE prophecy.
No wonder when I fuck my wife she gets so excited.
It's not like my 7" dick is that big, or I have some special way to use it.
I just do my duty, and most of my wives seem to like it.
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Talk about living on a prayer.
They don't call LA the city of the angles for nothingness.
Take for example DOMINOS.
"It depends on how you look at it." Elizabeth Taylor
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Even if your girlfriend is only in her late 20s, she loves it when you call her baby.
"Time to wake up and smell the coffee." TWIN PEAKS
Talk about having a great slice of cherry pie in North Bend, Washington at the MAR T.
Ding dong, the bitch is dead.
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Oh that's right, you're a phony Jew Democrat.
Who else in this world would kill their own God and expect to get away with it in the New Jerusalem?
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Oh that's right, you're a Jew.
For example, the Jews didn't kill Jesus Christ, says Michael Medved.
The lost ten tribes of Israel is a myth.
The 2020 election was not stolen from Donald Trump.
This contract will give you last cut rights, plus 10% of the profits.
Yada yada.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Apparently it's now looking like a toss up, I fuck you and Sandra Bullock at the same same, or Jennifer Garner sucks on my cock while I finger you.
Rubbing and pressing my two wet fingers on both sides of your vagina lips.
I'm at the age now when I know how to do that of thing in the right way.
And I don't care who knows it. Austin Powers in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Don't forget, all three of the same movies are the same movie.
Just like today's popular internet series shows on APPLE and AMAZON.
"All of the Jews are related to each other in some way." Adolf Hitler
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No wonder Jennifer Aniston has the same 211 birthday as my other wife.
Can't wait to bone both of them on the same day.
Talk about the sun, sex and pasta lifestyle in California.
"Miley Cyrus knows how to show us how to do it." SUN, SEX AND PASTA IN SAN FRANCISCO
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You are going to have a 27ish ass again.
A house divided.
Don't forget my Jewish friends, we are living in the evenlying divided era of the ten virgins prophecy.
Not in the 7 virgins era. Or some other odd number that can not be eveningly divivide in half.
"More of us need to agree with each other!" Joe Biden
Which is the exact opposite thing that the Bible says in MATTHEW 10.
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Talk about the King of Sausages at a fancy expensive restaurant in FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF.
And I say this as a guy who still likes his white veal cutlets in a white cream sauce reduction.
Which one can only buy at certain Russian delis in Kent right now.
There are probably other places in funky town where you can buy them.
But I have never heard of them yet.
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No wonder she has a very high paying reality tv type talk show gig on APPLE.
And her co star is the fake blond Republican figure Reese Witherspoon no less.
Talk about the fake news.
Time to get real America.
Of course the entire series is written, produced and directed by Hollywood Jews.
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PS HOWARD STERN: I started to get the hots for all the fast last ladies in Hollywood after I watched DEAD RINGER.
I sure hope that all of these clever iPhone movies don't take the wind out of my future movie acting career.
Just remember, the Ghost said that there will be no iPhones in the future.
Hopefully, sooner than later.
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It's looking like the 2022 election was a major ten virgins confirmation of the 50/50 ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.
Sure wish that more mormon Christians had the Spirit of Prophecy in them circa REVELATION 19.
Which is the testimony of Jesus Christ.
"You have to believe in something." Elizabeth Taylor
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The Jews still control everything because God wants the white Christians to start believing in his marred servent in 3 NEPHI 20-21.
The one who is compared to Jesus Christ in the 2BC.INFO.
No sucky no fucky if you don't caught up the money.
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And I don't care if he happens for the next 4 weeks in 2024 or the next 4 years.
All he has to do is get reelected again and wave his hand at America on the cameras for doing the right thing.
There will be no normal looking America left when I become the next big thing in THE BIG LESBIANS.
"The Jews don't look normal!" Adolf Hitler, he was only half wrong of course.
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Talk about being on the edge of wetness.
Nothing worse than trying to stick your bone into a vagina that is too dry.
"She never even gave me an inch." Jack Nicholson
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SANDRA BULLOCK: At 3:35 pm today the Ghost said "This Saturday!"
I just heard that Joe Biden is supposed to go on television and try to downplay his prophetic haircut role in HANNAH AND HER SISTERS IN MONTANA.
Good luck with that shit.
"You either got it or you don't." Elizabeth Taylor
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Reportedly, the Jews are hanging on to their powers by a slim thread, even though the white Christmas folks have taken over their whore house in DC.
Maybe, maybe not, who cares?
Guess we will have to wait and see what happens in the 42 months prophecy.
Meanwhile, it's not looking that good right now for the folks who don't believe in the BM.
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PS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Something more drastic has to happen like in my own private Canadian made movie trailer for CRASH.
Not to be confused by the [defund the police] one that Sandra Bullock made.
My father's words after he took off his belt and started to whip me because I was not obeying him and going to bed on time in the 1960s.
Probably had something to do with my stash of PLAYBOY magazines that I was hiding under my mattress.
"God sees everything." Elizabeth Taylor
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In my first dream the big wave rocked my wooden row boat pretty hard and made it bounce very hard on the rocky beach in Edmonds, Washington.
In my second dream it was a towering 100' tidle wave that scared the hell out of me in 2024.
No wonder I might want to move to a little higher ground in the meantime just to be safe.
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PS JIM CARREY: See ya on the flip side baby.
I tried to reregister my voter registration from Pierce County to King County, but they had completely deleted my voter registration records.
Sorry that I am now have to do something about that.
"I'm not accustomed to being treated like this." My stepfather Leslie Winn
Kind of like that television ad for gun nuts in bikinis in PULP FICTION.
Just for your information.
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PS NANCY: One thing leads to another thing.
I don't know if the Jews ever made a rip off sequel to BOOGIE NIGHTS back in the day.
"He wasn't stupid, but he was a real jerk." Elizabeth Taylor
Sound familiar?
But at least the kids have made three AUSTRALIAN POWERS feature length movies on their cell phones.
Yeah, really.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: When you make an indie film on your cell phone, you can fuck and suck all you want.
It's not like anybody is ever going to see it any.
Unless you link it up to your Miley Cyrus video INSTRUCTIONS account.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The midterm elections are about the Mormons trying to hide the new US CONSTITUTION that was revealed to Joseph Smith.
The one that allows you to have 7 wives in ISAIAH 4:1
Talk about Neve Campbell finally getting nailed by me in SCREAM 9.
Of course I would have to pay her a lot of money to allow me to do it to her.
Probably she will star in my next TOM ROBBINS screenplan adaptation because she could use the extra two tax free big ones.
Enough with acting in those interesting little Jewish indie film movies that only pay you union scale.
"Sometimes money is more important than art." Elizabeth Taylor
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Johnny Carson did those prophetic "edge of wetness" GSR/TWN envelovelp bits in the 1980s on his late night talk show because he knew who movie stars want to get knocked up by me if they want to have a Jesus baby.
I'm not fucking around.
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See what happens when you turn down my advances?
Jennifer Lawrence sucks on my cock and swallows a mouthful of my cum.
But it's still not the same thing as her getting married to me in a mormon temple.
"This is not a game." Elizabeth Taylor
One of the last lines that she ever said to my forerunner Richard Burton before he died from a stroke in Switcherland.
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You want to have a Jesus baby?
Then you better start doing what it takes to get pregnant for 9 months.
There are no premature born babies in my world.
That's like saying that my German speaking wife Sandra Bullock could get pregnant if we only had anal sex with a with a rubber.
"Tell that German kraut in the office that I don't go bowling on the Sabbath." THE BIGGEST LEBOWSKI
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In the movie trailer for SIDEWAYS it means that your are dead.
But Jesus says that "I don't care if they are living or dead."
Oh thank God for 7-11.
Now open 24/7/365, even in Provo, Utah.
What do you supposed Jesus was doing for 3 1/2 days before he was resurrected from the dead on 4.10?
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: When I fuck you, you are going to feel like your career has been born again.
Talk about getting a second wind in your sails again.
Well for one thing, Warren Beatty followed around Arnold Schwarzenegger on the political complain trial with a group of 1960s hippies because he sincerely believed that he was the next Adolf Hitler just he had a short haircut like him.
See what happens when guys like Larry David don't read anything?
Too busy playing golf on Martha's Vineyard I guess.
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No wonder I never cut my hair every three months if I need it or not.
Not to mention shave down my beard.
Chicks like to feel your bear on the sides of thier legs while you are eating them out.
They called it that manly feeling back in the 1960s in all of those SAILOR DOG commercials for MARLBORO cigarettes.
No wonder the government banned smoking because most of the real men were dying in their early 70s back then. Live free or die Howard Stern.
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PS JOE BIDEN: So what. Half of America is evil. I know you are but what I'm I. Pee Wee Herman.
I do have a tendency to get ahead of myself.
But honest to God, I have never had a premature ejackulation problem in my life.
"I never come until she comes... Ladies first." Jack Nicholson
"I always come first." Elizabeth Taylor
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Us half Jews are the white superior race for a reason.
What do you want?
This world is supposed to be run by a race of the filthy dirty apes in the PLANET OF THE APES prophecy?
"I like spicy food too... but not that much!" Randy Quiad
Well known Hollywood right wing conspiracy nut case.
And yes, he is a white christian baptised mormon who does not support homosexuality.
Last I heard, he was living in Vermont, just south of the border line.
He is originally from Houston, Texas you know.
Renee Zellweger.
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PS MADONNA: Don't worry, it usually takes about a year before drastic plastic surgery starts to settle down and look normal again.
Meanwhile "Do something about my puffy face!" Billy Crystal in AMERICA'S SWEET HEARTS
Both MADONNA and Jessica Simpson are acting up because they want you to know what is happening now according to the white Christian Bible.
Sex sells, yada yada...
You think God caused Joe Biden to be president for no reason in 2020 Michael Medved?
You fucking talk radio Jew.
"I still like to fuck, but not so much." Jane Fonda
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"You don't know who you're messing with." WILD AT HEART, 1989
The one where the nigger has a knife in his hand.
And then I break his kneck like a toothpick.
Circa 2020.
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How about I fuck Cara Delevigne so hard that she just wants to be a stay at home mother who just wants to have my next 6 Jesus babies; plus do all of the cooking and cleaning.
She's tall enough for the job of course.
Wouldn't hurt either if she only walked around the house in a bra and panties.
Just saying.
"If you got it, flaunt it." Elizabeth Taylor
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No Howard Stern, no Rush Limbaugh in ISAIAH 11.
Of course I'm talking about me, which is mostly the only thing that I do these days.
"The love that dares not speak it's name." AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED THE
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That's what Adolf Hitler always said back in the day.
Yet he himself was an aeithist pagan worshiper of Satan.
Kind of reminds me of Joe Biden with a haircut in HANNAH AND HER SISTERS.
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They crucified Jesus Christ because he was fucking too many women too.
Don't laugh, most orthodox Jews only have one wife too these days.
No wonder they don't allow mormon missionaries in Israel.
Yes, they do have an LDS institute in the country, but you have to stay on the church campus if you don't want to get your butt spanked.
And then sent back home to Utah.
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PS NYT: Whatever your are doing, it's not working.
And of course it has nothing to do with my Wi-Fi wife Sienna Miller.
Because you are a stupid Jew who doesn't believe in anything but himself.
Some people's IQ'S are way over estimated.
And I say this because I am is obviousely the smartest half Jew in the world right now, but I still have my issues.
"Sex and violence is what sells movies" Mr. T at BYU, 1986
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So what, Sienna Miller only gets two big ones for the same movie that Brad Pitt gets twenty big ones for.
He's a man, and she is a woman.
It's not like she has to pay for any of the bills or anything.
Probably every thing that she gets goes straight into her purse.
And nobody is allowed to touch it.
Except me of course, every actress in the world is looking for that Tom Robbins screenplay that will make her the next big thing again.
Of course, I would have to sex it up a little.
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Remember, if there never was a Joe Biden, there could never have been a tall blond Jewish PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Some things have to happen before other things can happen.
Especially when it comes to the thick headed Jews.
Hopefully, even Angelina Jolie is starting to get it.
I would fuck both of them at the same time in a heart beat.
What's not to like?
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I didn't just make up Julia Relf Roberts' number 17 back in the day.
Not to mention 15.
"Once I say something, I can't take it back." Jesus Christ
Just kidding, He can say anything or do anything that He wants to.
Crazy in the head, great in bed.
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PS EMMA WATSON: It doesn't matter to me if you wear panties, or you don't wear panties.
I can always work around it.
Talk about free love in the 1960s because I love Jesus.
And yes I did drop LSD two times back then, but it freaked me out so bad that I promised Him that I would go on a mormon mission if He let me live to see another day.
Now I'm 71 years-old, and He has promised me that I get live like this until I'm 72 years-old.
Probably around some time around 7.3 in 24.
Royalty does have it's privileges.
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PS EMMA WATSON: Ok you got me, hook, line and sinker. I just saw your latest INSTAGRAMs. But don't take advantage of me.
Remember, I am the king and you are the queen.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The biggest mistake that you ever made in your life was voting for Joe Biden.
After 5 years of fucking Laurence Pierson, I just gave her the money back.
Talk about living rent free in Kent, Washington.
I haven't had a real job in years, yet they keep sending me all of this free money every month.
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Sometimes less is more.
Take for example every FOX NEWS report opening about democracy being at stake by the Republicans.
Fuck me, why not open with the latest news about Seth Rich being assassinated by Barrack Obama er all at thegatewaypundit.com.
Whatever happened to fair and balanced?
Oh that's right, FOX is now being run by a rich liberal Jew.
"The Jews own all the banks!" Adolf Hitler
Guess he forgot to mention all of the radio stations too.
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And your girlfriend's husband too...
Pardon my dangling particle.
Proper English was never my strong point in high school.
Too much time going fly fishing with Ken McLeod on the upper Stilly I suppose.
Not enough home work.
"All's well that ends well." Elizabeth Taylor
"Endings are the hardest part." Bo Goldman
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamed that a 27ish you was taking a shower, nice tits.
OK, this iPhone movie was ripped off from me, not the other way around this time around.
Most of the screenplay dialogue being written by me, like 15 years ago.
Oh well, at least it made it to screen.
Better late than never.
Immitation is the best form of flattery.
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Can't wait to hear me tell Julia Relf Roberts to do that.
Of course it's all just dialogue on a cell phone movie.
But I still love to hear myself say that in my dreams.
Meanwhile back at the ranch in Montana, not quite sure why the guys like to spank the girls so hard on the ass in all of those Russian pornos.
But they seem to like it.
"I'm willing to try anything at least once." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You are going to get fingered by me like a teenager on your upcoming birthday.
"Just like a virgin." MADONNA
This is what you have to look forward to; men having 7 wives, and the women can't wait to get fucked by you like an animal.
See every cell phone movie ever made by a horny teenager in the past three and one half days.
Yes we like to see her tits, but a little more foreplay would make the movie better.
More shots of me slowly and gently running my hands through her hair, that kind of thing.
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I just role play him in all of those HAMMER FILMS that are about my late mother not understanding who I am, and what I stand for.
And yes, I do fantasize about fucking Charlize Theron in the standing position.
You have be tall enough to like that.
Frontwards, backwards, it's all good.
You lean up against the wall, I lean up against the wall.
Whatever floats your boat in Newport, California.
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PS CAMERON DIAZ: Justin Timberlake is going to get divorced from Jessica Biel.
Those who have the mark of the beast on their forehead and in their hand in REVELATION 15 know that it's coming to an end.
Well almost everybody, Michael Moore and Michael Medved being the exception that proves the ruler.
"I don't get why some people like David Lynch's movies so much." Michael Medved, 1994
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Big fucking deal, most of today's kids just repeat what they hear that their divorced patents say.
"I never say any cusss words in front of children." Elizabeth Taylor
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Talk about getting your ducks lined up in a row before you destroy the world with atomic bombs.
"Some people call me crazy." Elizabeth Taylor
"Rush Limbaugh is completely crazy!" Rob Rheiner, 1999.
Typical.
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PS MEL GIBSON: The Jews are not willing to pay for your next Jesus Christ movie because they hate white christian Republican men.
