Monday, October 10, 2022

HE IS GOING TO DO A NUMBER ON YOU.

 Guess what tomorrow's number will be.

Whatever, back in the 1980s when people had a problem with their primitive computer printers that nobody could figure out, the common expression was "we can always just white that out."

Which later became a running joke at MICROSOFT in Redman.

Remember, this was back in the time when KINKOS was still a big deal.

And most folks still read the daily morning newspapers that were written by the Jews.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS MEL BROOKS: As a I have gotten older, I'm starting to expedience a few more high anxiety attacks like the ones we see in a Woody Allen movie.

Wish I had a sexy Jewish nurse, like Teri Rutherford, who could suck me off, or give me a nice hard hand job at least, just to help me relax sometimes.

PS JOE BIDEN: Whenever I shop at TRADER JOES, I see the most sexy Jewish women in my life.

And then I just want to pull down my pants and start jerking off on the spot.

PS NATALIE PORTMAN: Why do you suppose that you secretly own so many apple orchards with bed and breakfast rentals in southern Vermont?

You don't think that God sees everything that you are doing these days?

It's not like you can have an abortion and nobody will know about it on the Internet.

That's like saying Ion Musk bought out TWITTER, but nobody knew it.


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