Monday, October 31, 2022
JESUS CHRIST IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR.
I know, most of you southern Baptists hate us Mormons from Utah.
Too much sex with too many wives I suppose.
Dog.
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT
According to the words of Jesus, the Jews are going to get punished for killing him in the last days.
No wonder Michael Medved never votes Republican anymore.
Yet he still has a never Trumper talk radio show on KTTH.
Talk about not believing in Jesus Christ.
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THE JEWS IN THE NEWS.
Now they are reporting that the nude man wanted to kneecap Nancy Pelosi if she didn't start telling the truth.
Talk about about getting your trust and credibility back as a talk radio host Howard Stern.
I always knew that you had it in you, but it was only a matter of time.
"Time heals all wounds." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: More AM radio, less FM radio.
MY BRIDES OF DRACULA
If you have not seen this little movie on your phone, guess you are not into the movies anymore.
And now you have just switched over to watching SEINFELD reruns on the internet.
How awful is this.
"What's the frequency?" Dan Rather
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"THIS IS OVER."
Not kidding, that's what the Holy Ghost whispered into my ear last night at 2:35 am PST.
Who am I to argue?
"It is what it is." BOOGIE NIGHTS
Literally speaking.
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Sunday, October 30, 2022
BUGGER!
Yes. I am that guy in the KNOTTING HILL movie trailer.
The one who knocks up Julia Relf Roberts, and who refuses to get an abortion just because she loved to fuck me so much.
Hard to argue with that position.
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DO I BUG YOU?
If I do you have to ask yourself why.
"The truth is very hard to take in a divorce court." Elizabeth Taylor
Tell me about it.
When my x French wife divorced me in a court in Oregon, I didn't even want to get into it.
Why bother?
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SHE'S ALL A TWITTER.
Thank God for little girls who are in their late 30s and early 40s by now.
As a 71 year-old man who looks in the mirror and still sees himself as a handsome 56 year-old Roger Moore James Bond 007 movie star in A VIEW TO A KILL, circa 1985.
Not to mention OCTOBER PUSSY.
Yeah I know, some of these guys who are making movies on their phone pretend to be teenagers.
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I'M USING YOU
Like that time when I went to BOMBAY at the Bellevue mall, and then there was an earthquake cluster around Bombay, California in Imperial County, right below the chocolate mountains.
And then it was confirmed that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt finally finalized their divorce papers at the street number 111 court house in Los Angeles.
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Saturday, October 29, 2022
THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH.
Contrary to Joe Biden's protestations, there will never be enough political violence until the end of the 42 months period in REVELATION 11.
"Some things have to happen, before other things can happen." Elizabeth Taylor
No wonder she was married around 7 times.
"Practice makes perfect." Elizabeth Taylor
For example, you can never become born again unless you have died in the first place.
See every HAMMER FILM that is about that. My favorite one being BRIDES OF DRACULA.
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PS ION MUSK: I want my 1973 TRIUMPH convertible to have a straight 6 with leather seats and a stick shift.
And I don't care how you do it. Just make it happen.
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I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Some people think that the Kingdom of God is communism.
Kind of like all of those Jews who think that all Republicans are fascists.
But they are all missing the point.
Take for example Ben Shapiro, who thinks that the leader of Canada is not the love child of Fidel Castro.
Or take for another example Michael Medved, who still doesn't care if Barack Obama was born on Mars.
"How predictable." Elizabeth Taylor
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RUMOR HAS IT AGAIN
Now the paranoid Jews in the media are reporting that the crazy man who hammered on Mr. Pelosi's head was a right wing nudist.
Could be true this time.
Remember, the star of THE AVENGERS was also a nudist.
Plus, he had a minor role in A VIEW TO A KILL in San Francisco.
Personally, I would rather get a bullet to the head, instead of getting my pumpkin cracked with a hammer.
I'm half Jewish myself of course.
No wonder that I have always had the hots for Holly Hunter.
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HOW TO FUCK THE RIGHT WAY
Here's a few tips if your husband likes to make love to you from behind.
Always lay down with your shoulders in the upright position, which makes your back muscles more curvaceous and sexy.
Putting all of your weight on your elbows.
Spread your legs apart a little more than you would if he was doing you from the front.
That makes your butt muscles look more tight and perky.
Sail away.
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Friday, October 28, 2022
SEXY YOU
At this point in my life, I don't know what I would do if I did not know that Taylor Swift still wants to fuck me real bad.
The part where Miley Cyrus sucks on my cock until it gets hard and long enough to do it to her sister in LIFE IS GRAND.
"Call me a pervert, I like a little butter up my butt." BOOGIE NIGHTS
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PS GISELE: Congratulations on your divorce. Can't wait until you know who dumps you know who next.
SEXY ME
At least when I fuck you, you get all excited about it.
When was the last time that that happened in your stale and worn out marriage situation, Julia Relf Roberts?
By the way, I never wear a plastic fantastic rubber anymore; too 1960s for me.
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PS ION: In the last days, everybody is supposed to disagree with everybody.
Thursday, October 27, 2022
THE BEACH BOYS
"California is the best place to live in the world." Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sounds good to me. Now all we have to do is make that happen on the ground in real terms.
Think MULHOLLAND DRIVER.
Now that any teenager can make a feature length movie on their phone.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Ion Musk looks like a Nazi because you love to fuck the Nazis in KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN.
Not to mention THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
"Brad Pitt is the best Nazi that I have ever cast in a movie." Quentin Tarantino
Hitler was to the right of course.
MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.
"You look marvelous." Billy Crystal on SNL, back in the day.
The new handsome as hell Prime Minister of England represents yours truly in the 007 OCTOPUSSY east Indian prophecy for a reason.
The one where the white Israelites are hiding inside of a black ape costume.
And everybody and his dog knows it.
Think CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets ERASERHEAD.
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THEY'ER CREEPY AND THEY'ER SPOOKY
For the first time ever, I received a content warning flag on my chain letter from the kids at TWITTER.
Most of whom were not even born when chain letters were the big thing at KINKOS.
Meanwhile, AMWAY continues to grow with their overpriced soaps, vitamins and skin lotions because they are the best products available in the world, bar none.
Not to mention goop.com.
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NOTE: This shit is so copacetic because I AM is the copacetic one in KING OF NEW YORK meets THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE.
PS THE POPE: More Christianity, less communism.
Wednesday, October 26, 2022
IT'S MILLER TIME!
"And so it is when two, united for eternity come to this earth, and through the power of the Holy Ghost find it out." 2BC 101: 16.
Talk about sweet 16.
About once a year I reread my 2000 copy of the SECOND BOOK OF COMMANDMENTS from cover to cover.
Meanwhile, I have been wondering whatever happened to all of those Sienna Miller gossip reports at THE DAILY MAIL.
Then from out of the blue, they did a splash piece on her and her 29ish boyfriend.
Right as I was coming up to section 101 on the same day.
Kate Holmes.
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PS MRS. RELF: Taylor Swift's new album entitled MIDNIGHTS is such a handful that it is going to take me a few more weeks to get a handle on it. Could even take me until this Christmas season, which usually starts after Thanksgiving Day.
Meanwhile, check out the video clips of yours truly getting 7 cuts on my face in the new CHUCKY series.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: If you don't believe in Jesus Christ, then you don't believe that the 2020 election was stolen from the tall blond Jewish man by the Jews.
"This is madness." Tell me about it.
Ben Shapiro.
PS SIENNA MILLER: That scene in INLAND EMPIRE that represents the inland empire of Kent, Washington stands for yours truly lying in the street for 3 1/2 days. Plenty of space there for the gentiles sitting up on the grass for three days and watching what is going to happen next to them.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Girls who believe that they are boys are possessed by at least 7 evil spirits.
PS ANGELINA JOLIE: In the Kingdom of God, all of your children will be taken away from you and given to Brad Pitt's other wives.
PS JOE: Yours truly is the son that you always wanted me to be in IT'S A MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
No wonder that all of the girls are so mad about me these days.
Sunday, October 23, 2022
RED WAVES OF BLOOD
"For the wicked will rage, and those of My church who heed not My will, will make covenants with the wicked or die."
"Yet this reprieve will be short, for the wicked will slay the wicked and shall rage against each other until few are left. "
2BC 94: 9-10
The above mentioned reprieve could last for decades. While the gathered Israelites use their surplus paper monies to purchase silver and gold. Later to be minted and loaned out by the United Order Credit union to start up new businesses that create jobs and opportunity in the safe zones.
Or even buy out the existing ones that are failing.
The above described danger zones will be in the REVELATION 14:20 battleground states on both coasts.
"I will pour out My blessings upon My people and none shall stand against them."
[verse 18]
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NOTE: The very elderly Mitch McConnell represents the polite society leaders of the churches who will try to strike a deal with the radical left.
Wednesday, October 19, 2022
NEXT YEAR IN EDMONDS, WASHINGTON.
Talk about your latest screenplay that just writes itself in ADAPITION.
Or should I say myself?
Whatever, think CHUCKY GETS LUCKY in 2022.
Doll face.
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PS TERI RUTHERFORD: My invite to have me fuck you all night long at that cheap KING MOTEL in Enemclaw is still open.
Tuesday, October 18, 2022
I LOVE MUSHROOMS
Will the atomic bomb prophecy in HOW I STOPPED WORKING AND LEARNED TO LOVE THE ATOMIC BOMB happen during mushroom season?
Makes me weak in the knees just to think about it.
Seriously, fucking three teenagers on my sailboat?
The one when I died and went to heaven. But Jesus sent me back home like in some midnight COAST TO COAST show.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Australia has also been experiencing a historic ISAIAH 50 experience this year. So you might want to sample a few of their better shiraz bottlings.
Nothing like getting your brains fucked out by a guy who has a huge boner for you.
Every day is Jesus Christ day when you hook up with me.
KING RELF
What do you supposed is going to happen when the Danites set off the first atomic bomb since WW 2?
"Thank you Jesus, can I have another one?" LEAVING LAS VEGAS
Yes you can.
"The French think too much of themselves." Adolf Hitler
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HOLY SHIT!
When the wine critics start to report that the new vintages in California taste like jam, you will know that we are into something really special in DC 58.
See every Russian porno where I'm fucking a Kristen Stewart look alike and I say that.
Pardon my French.
"I'm not confused about anything." Kristen Stewart
Nor am I.
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Monday, October 17, 2022
SUN, SEX AND PASTA
Not only is the lack of rain in California producing the best red wine of the century, but the heirloom tomatoes are to die for.
Talk about concentrated notes of intense flavor when I am is fucking Lindsey Lohan in SIDEWAYS.
And her girlfriend too.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: You are getting suckered if you ever buy a bottle of wine these days that is priced under $100.; wish that wasn't the case.
"You get what you pay for." Elizabeth Taylor
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
Talk about talk radio saving America from the international Jewish conspiracy to take over the world; including Florida and Texas.
"And I don't care who knows it." AUSTIN POWERS: 3
Just thought I would throw this mighty movie line in for the shits and giggles.
It's not like I have anything to lose these days.
"Nobody in Hollywood is returning my phone calls." Charlize Theron
I wonder why.
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DAN BONGINO GETS IT.
If you are not listening to Dan Bongino's podcast, you probably don't know if you are afoot or horseback these days.
I know that sounds rather judgemental.
But in the Torah it says that we are supposed to exercise rightous judgement upon our enemies.
Circa 3NEPHI 20-21.
"You are so disgusting!" CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM
"The Jews are so disgusting!" Adolf Hitler
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HELP!
Can you believe it?
That small band of Jewish rock stars from England, who got their start in Germany, actually invaded America and completely took over it in the 1960s.
And there was very little resistance to it.
Watch the above movie trailer if you don't believe me.
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PS DREW BARRYMORE: At 2:22 am this morning, Jesus told me "You're next."
"Hope that's a good thing, and not a bad thing." Martha Stewart
Sunday, October 16, 2022
YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT.
Hopefully you don't get too much of it in all of God's inspired HAMMER FILMS vampire movies.
"I like garlic, but I don't like so much of it." says yours truly in THE LOST BOYS
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THE JOY OF SEX
Now the Jewish doctors in the capitalist run hospitals are starting to make blow up dolls who look like a 27ish version of Sandra Bullock.
I would never have known that if I was not a regular reader at thegatewaypundit.com
No wonder that Hitler hated western capitalism so much.
And of course, he would be described as a right wing extreme extremist by the Jews today.
"The Jews never get it." Marlon Brando
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THE LAST CHANCE MOTEL
After they kill me up in funky town and I die and become born again in three days. It will be amazing how quickly I start to look 55ish again, just for starters.
As just confirmed by Julia Roberts showing up at some awards ceremony in a traditional vampire cape.
"Could we please get makeup and costume over here!" before the next shot.
"I hate directors who keep fussing with my hair and makeup." Elizabeth Taylor
"Make her look more pretty!" A demanding Woody Allen on the set of HANNAH AND HER SISTERS
You think that sounds crazy? I saw the above Woody Allen movie in an Orem, Utah theater 7 times in 4 weeks.
For some reason I could not get enough of it.
And now I AM is around the same age as Michael Caine's celebrity stalker was back then.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Life is full of surprises. For example, your next movie will have a $100,000,000 budget and will co-star Jim Carrey and Bill Murray fucking 7 teenagers on their 39' sailboat in Port Townsend; PG Rated of course.
Don't laugh, the Holy Shit Ghost has already informed me that Lindsey Lohan would be willing to be in it.
"I don't really care if she shows up an hour late on my movie set." Quentin Tarantino
WHO'S THE NEXT BIGGEST MOTHER FUCKER?
How about Taylor Swift coming out with a new album for my October birthday entitled MIDNIGHTS?
Whilst I AM is running my healing hands through her hair as she sucks me off and swallows my cum.
How I would love to wrap that one up and tie it off with a fancy ribbon and bow.
Sadly, "Not every day is Christmas." WILD AT HEART, 1989
Just kidding, every day has been Christmas for yours truly ever since Boxing Day, 1993.
See the above 1990 movie trailer if you still don't believe in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior who suffered and died for all of your bullshit.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: No worries mate, I never expected you to start cheating on your husband until after he dies. And then it's up to me to take care of all your needs.
Teri Rutherford.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Perhaps while you are anxiously awaiting for me to come over to your house and fuck you, you my might want to invite Pierce Bronson and his wife over for dinner some time.
You could do a lot worse.
Saturday, October 15, 2022
WHAT'S THE NEXT BIG STEP?
"You need to get more drastic." Jesus Christ
How about Barack Obama is now stumping for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024?
He is half Jewish you know.
You don't say.
"The Jews will always turn on you!" Adolf Hitler
Or like my stepfather Lesie Winn used to always say back in 1968 "Hitler was right!"
Remember this was back when he spoke Russian fluently, and the crazy irrational women on the UW faculty were begging him to join their humanities department.
But he prefered to sit around all day and just sip JIM BEAM and watch GUNSMOKE reruns on YOUTUBE.
Whatever floats your boat in Newport, Orange County, California.
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PS HOWARD STERN: It's time for you to start wearing the daddy pants in the family.
MORMON MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBILTY
I'm starting to notice that some of these phone movies are gradually getting to look better on the written page.
Now that most of the 16 year-old actresses in them are starting to become 19 year---olds.
"Age is just a number." Huge Hefner
Ever seen a little mormon Utah movie called LOLITA?
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PS LL: The best thing about your husband being a polygamist mormon in ISAIAH 4:1, is that he wears the daddy pants, and not you.
WITHDRAWAL SYSTEMS
"We pay the best prices for family jewelry." NORTHGATE RARE COINS AND JEWELRY
According to 2.bc.info 94, things are going to get pretty ugly when the people who are presently addicted to the 666 beast get cut off when their fiat money runs out of value.
And then they start breaking into your house to steal anything and everything of any physical value.
But of course, most people who do have any gold or silver in their safe closets are usually also huge gun nuts.
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PS HOWARD STERN: Your face appeared to me two times in the darkness last night when I could not get to sleep.
I also keep seeing Lindsey Lohan's face lately, but never her tits.
"We offer the best prices for used guns." BELLVUE GUNS
PS TOM CRUISE: Justed wanted to give you a shout out for plugging F-1 FIREARMS LLC in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 8.
Sometimes a girl just has to do what a girl has to do.
Friday, October 14, 2022
YES PLEASE
Some of these small iPhone films are a goldmine.
Plus, you can rip off any one of them, and nobody cares.
Remember when they told you that the Internet will introduce a new era of free and uncensored speech?
Well guess what.
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THEY FUCKED THE WRONG GUY.
Ever noticed how many of these cell phone movies have similar sounding titles?
Take for example THEY FUCKED THE WRONG GIRL!!!
Too many exclamation points of course, but the "acting" in them is pretty hot stuff.
Like in "I have the new talent if you have the distribution." BOOGIE NIGHTS, 1997
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Thursday, October 13, 2022
THEY FUCKED WITH THE WRONG GUY.
Talk about a cell phone movie title that has been used too many times in recent years.
Let's hope that they freshen up the dialogue for the J 666 hearing starring Donald Trump.
"The liberals always say that you are boring when you disagree with them." Rush Limbaugh
Ever seen a boring episode of FRIENDS?
I know I have.
"Watching FRIENDS is like fucking with a rubber." John Waters
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PS ION MUSK: There is nothing that you can do to make the 666 beast in funny town love you.
So you might as well just fuck every girl who fancies you in Edmonds, Washington.
We all have our celebrity stalker issues.
For example, I would love to spread Kate Holmes' legs apart and then sink my 7" boner into her wet pussy and make her come loud and hard.
Maybe next next year in Jerusalem.
I'M COMMING TO GET YOU.
"I know what you're doing." LOST HIGHWAY 666
Probably the most ripped off mighty line that was ever ripped off in an APPLE iphone movie.
No wonder that Donald Trump's appearance before the J6 committee will be the fuck of the century with the greatest tv ratings in the history of television shows.
Be there or be square.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I probably will not be able to get it up for you until next year in Jerusalem.
"Kind of busy right now, but I sure am looking forward to it." SPIDERMAN 17
ABOUT THAT SCAR ON MY FOREHEAD.
Once upon a time I wanted to be a Hollywood screenplay guy.
But then after I saw ZERO EFFECT, I knew that God wanted me to be a movie star.
Like in the 1980s movie where I learn to just sit back and relax and let Julia Roberts suck me off.
"God is in control of everything." Elizabeth Taylor
On the contrary "Most of the Jews are atheists!" Adolf Hitler
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I AM IS GOING TO FUCK YOU SO HARD.
And you're going to like it of course.
Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan, at least she still has great milky white Irish tits, and she knows who I am; because she too comes from the horny royal family of Judah.
"I would eat that cunt in a heart beat." Jack Nicholson
That said, the jury is still out if King Charles 3 likes to eat the pussy in SPLITTING HAIRS meets KING RELF.
A lot of these cell phone movies don't have very definitive endings.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: They just caught my marred servant figure in 3 NEPHI 20-21.
Probably because his crazy 666 tattoos on the forehead are made by symbolic covid needles.
No wonder that all of these kids who have been injected with this shit are complaining about having headaches all the time.
Wednesday, October 12, 2022
THE GREAT RESET WILL HAPPEN IN 2027.
Talk about fucking teenagers on your 39' sail boat at some French film festival in WASP 22, based upon a Tom Robbin's novel.
"I'm not really that attracted to older women." Jack Nicholson
Thank God for all of those sexy Miley Cyrus images on the internet.
Take for example, HALF ASLEEP IN FROG PAJAMAS.
Especially the ones where you can see her firm tits because she isn't wearing a bra.
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PS JENNIFER LAWRENCE: One of the biggest career mistakes that you have made in your life is trying to censor all of those internet images of you swallowing my cum.
If it was not for me, you would not be where you are today.
By the by, you have really nice tits.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: "The Jews have to go!" Just thought I'd let you know what Hitler was thinking back in the day.
Since you see yourself as somekind of a history professor.
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE JEWS.
"I have a problem with the Jews." Marlon Brando, 1974.
You would too if you were as talented as me.
Talk about the great reset in 2027.
And I don't care who knows it.
"In the future everyone will own a 911." Me talking smack to Nyle Smith in Provo, Utah in 1986.
Naturally, he looked at me as if I was crazy.
Probably because at the time I was borrowing his bicycle just to go over to SMITHS.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OPERATED.
Recently Michael told me that I will have 7 scars on my face that will be a Divine confirmation of my marred servant prophecy in 3NEPHI 20-21.
And you dicks at the SCHOOL OF PROPHETS in Salem, Utah supposed that my face was supposed to get melted off in a car crash.
No wonder that I AM is the mighty one in DC 85, and you guys are just a bunch of religious fanactics.
Too over the top of course, but worth saying it for a reason.
Kind of like Hitler saying that the Jews had caused all of Germany's problems; when in fact he had caused only half of their problems,
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THE ZERO EFFECT AGAIN.
"Passion is the enemy of precision."
Joe Biden making a campaign stop in Oregon represents everything that my own private prophecy movie entitled ZERO EFFECT predicted.
Especially the scene where yours truly finds the keys to the house of David in ISAIAH 22.
The Jews won't get it until they get hit upside the head with a Douglas fir 2x4 in TWIN PEAKS.
"Where have I heard that one before?" Elizabeth Taylor
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PS EMMA WATSON: I still believe that you should get your advanced degree in fly fishing at REED COLLEGE.
The publicity alone would make your next small movie very successful.
Gus van Sant directing?
Me fucking you in your movie set trailer in THE JERK?
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I can't wait to pound your ass when you look 27ish again.
That goes for you too Jennifer Garner.
COME ON MAN!
Joe Biden is going to ignite WW III because you guys got screwed by the Jews in 2020.
And now there is nothing that they can do about it even at FOX NEWS er all.
"You have to stop believing that you can control everything." Elizabeth Taylor
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Tuesday, October 11, 2022
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE IS NOW MAKING PORNOS ON HER IPHONE.
Some of these little APPLE phone movies are so dirty that I can't even spit out any quotations from them.
By the by, it's still illegal to get your cock sucked by a 17 year-old on your small 29' sailboat in Des Moines; while her younger virgin sister is watching you two do it; maybe next year in Jerusalem.
"I never give up hope." Elizabeth Taylor
Roger that.
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THE BILL MURRAY EXPERIENCE
"You can't do anything you want even if you are rich and famous." Elizabeth Taylor
So just like Bill Gates, Bill Murray hard to learn the hard way.
Jewish women like to suck and fuck, but they don't like being taken advantage of; especially if they have a couple of girlfriends on the side.
"It was pretty hard to compete with Miley's hot girlfriends." Said her tall Jewish ex husband from Australia.
Who was even a major Hollywood movie star in his own right.
I would only add that most of them were a lot younger than him and had more sexual energy.
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WHY EVERYTHING IS SO INTENSE THESE DAYS.
The flavor of the red wine grapes are so intense these days in SIDEWAYS because there has not been enough rain in California.
Blood is thicker than water.
But not too little rain of course.
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PS ION MUSK: You are not going to pull this one over this time. You either got it or you don't.
"My second husband tried to pull one over on me." Elizabeth Hurley
Monday, October 10, 2022
HE IS GOING TO DO A NUMBER ON YOU.
Guess what tomorrow's number will be.
Whatever, back in the 1980s when people had a problem with their primitive computer printers that nobody could figure out, the common expression was "we can always just white that out."
Which later became a running joke at MICROSOFT in Redman.
Remember, this was back in the time when KINKOS was still a big deal.
And most folks still read the daily morning newspapers that were written by the Jews.
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PS MEL BROOKS: As a I have gotten older, I'm starting to expedience a few more high anxiety attacks like the ones we see in a Woody Allen movie.
Wish I had a sexy Jewish nurse, like Teri Rutherford, who could suck me off, or give me a nice hard hand job at least, just to help me relax sometimes.
PS JOE BIDEN: Whenever I shop at TRADER JOES, I see the most sexy Jewish women in my life.
And then I just want to pull down my pants and start jerking off on the spot.
PS NATALIE PORTMAN: Why do you suppose that you secretly own so many apple orchards with bed and breakfast rentals in southern Vermont?
You don't think that God sees everything that you are doing these days?
It's not like you can have an abortion and nobody will know about it on the Internet.
That's like saying Ion Musk bought out TWITTER, but nobody knew it.
FAMOUS CELL PHONE MOVIE QUOTES
"What am I supposed to do, just sit there and take it?" JACK OFF NICHOLSON
"I know you are, but what am I?" THE JERK OFF
The above same dialogue line is also in OK THAT'S ENOUGH and AUSTIN POWERS 17.
Oh these crazy kids these days.
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THE NEW WAVE
"You must hit it and quit it." is one of my favorite lines in CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM
And I say that as someone who has never had a subscription to HBO.
"I never watch cable television." Jerry Lewis
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YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS RIGHT.
I'm sorry, but I just can't stop watching all of these little iPhone films about fucking on sailboats in Puget Sound.
Call me crazy, I know you are, but who am I?
As if I would ever vote for a negro politician who was financially supported by the dirty Jews.
"I have enough of my own problems, so I don't need to get involved with any other people's problems." Jack Nicholson.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You keep having these problem marriages, because why?
"Would you please stop doing that?" TWIN PEAKS, 2024
Sunday, October 9, 2022
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
See every news report on thegatewaypundit.com where the Jewish run DOJ/FBI is ripping off white Christian peoples' iphones every day of the week and never returning them.
And you never read a fucking thing about it at THE NEW YORK TIMES.
Whichever of course has now become Howard Stern's favorite newspaper.
"I guess I'm a Republican." Howard Stern, 2020
"I bet you are!" SMOKIN' ACES
Where there's smoke there is fire.
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THE RIP OFFS JUST KEEP COMING.
Like, I love it when you stick you finger in and out of my butt while you suck on me.
What do you have to lose anyway, now that the Jews have shunned you too for being an older mormon polygamist wife who still likes her threesomes?
And Ion Musk is going ahead anyway with his 44 bucks deal to buy out every Jewish run movie studio in Hollywood.
You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing.
"Every Jew in Hollywood is a homosexual!" Adolf Hitler
Come on, give me a break.
"You only have to be right half of the time these days to make it." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS MADONNA: You can't be gay if you can't wait for me to fuck you and have my Jesus babies in WASP 22.
"Sometimes Woody Allen's movies don't make any since until you see them for a second or third time." PBS
Talk about being right half of the time.
HWY. 524
Whenever Michael tells me something at 5:24 am or pm, the first thing I think of are my two visionary dreams of a tidle wave smashing into funky town.
Take for example yesterday at 5:24 pm when he said "November". Then today at 5:24 am he told me "This can not last."
Plus there are about a thousand prophets out there among the lost tribes of Israel who have had the same kind of visions.
"Never hurts to get a second opinion." Elizabeth Taylor
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Some of you will start to see that everything will be going my way on my upcoming October 29 birthday.
The rest of you will still not know if you are afoot or horseback.
There needs to be opposition in all things.
Matthew Mac Con Anghey.
I know, somehow God has cursed me with the inability to spell your name correctly.
But He gives us our weaknesses to keep us humble in the BM.
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NOW I AM IS STARTING TO GET SOME ACTION.
When Ke says that he is going to take care of America's liberal Jewish problem, you know that he means mean business.
Ever seen that little movie made by Spike Lee called SCHOOL DAZE?
"The colleges are brainwashing are kids!" Newt Gingrich
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Saturday, October 8, 2022
WHY I AM THE BIG DEAL NOW
Even though my boner is only about 7" tall, I still know how to get the job done.
Of course that's just me ripping off some over the top cell phone movie dialogue that was produced, written and directed by Jesus Christ himself.
Personally, I tend to believe that Jesus has a least an 8" boner.
"The executive producer is usually the one who pays for the movie." Elizabeth Taylor
In other words, Jesus Christ paid for our sins.
Whereas, you need to read between the lines if you want to understand a David Lynch film at some French film festival.
Mr. Macaroni and cheese.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY?
"Would you like a cocktail before you order?" HOOTERS
"Yes please." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL JERK OF MYSTERY
[That's a cell phone movie rip off of course.]
So what, I have seven underaged wives who would be willing to suck and fuck me off two times at a time at the same time, any time of the day.
Talk about afternoon delight.
"Utah is a great place to live." Robert Redford
Who now is living on his New Mexico cattle ranch for health reasons.
"Let the first one who is not a jerk off cast the first stone." Jesus Christ
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"YOU FUCKING CUNT!"
Pardon my French.
But that is a direct quote from Jesus Christ himself in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
So now we know who is ripping off who in all of today's cell phone movie titles.
No wonder that at least 1% of them are pretty damn good.
"In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes." Andy Warhol
Then add to that "I don't care if they kick me off the radio in the next 15 minutes." Dan Bongino
He is southern Italian of course; not to be confused with today's black Irish.
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PS BUD: The Viet.com war was about the Jews surrendering to the communists in 2020 and beyond because they were just too gay to use the atomic bomb on them.
A bit over the top maybe, but not by that much.
PS CHARLIZE THERON: Sorry to keep bugging you like some crazy person; but it really would not be that bad of an idea for you to go on a STARBUCKS date with Ion Musk just to see if you two have chemistry.
Friday, October 7, 2022
SO WHAT NOW MY LOVE.
I became an antichrist templer mormon back in 1993 for a reason.
Since now all of my friends and family barely have the courage to text me on my 666 cell phone device.
Shit. They didn't even invite me to my mother's funeral in Kent.
Talk about the devices of the devil in David Lynch's next King County, Washington movie.
So it's getting to the point now where the only director whom I would trust to direct me in my Green River killer sequel to HANNIBAL 15 is Mr. Lynch.
Jesus Fucking Christ, even my ex-wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS has not called me from her death bed for the past 15 years.
And we had two kids together.
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Which was the basic idea behind the corrupt cop FBI themes in SMOKIN' ACES.
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PS KATE HOLMES: Tom never sees your kid anymore because you forced him to pay 40k a month in after tax money.
Sounds like something that Joe Biden would do to America in 2022.
"Money can't buy you love." John Lenin
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Please call me at 801 310 8543 when you start to get tired of getting fucked in the ass every day, 24/7/365.
"I still like sex, but I've had too much of it." Jane Fonda
THE ONE THING THAT I DO REMEMBER
"Welcome to Shutter Island."
Call me crazy.
But back in my 20s I was only sexually attracted to women in their 20s with firm tits, nice hard asses, and great looking faces.
So why should that change now that I have become a bigger movie star than even Leonardo DiCaprio in the above movie trailer?
"Age is only a number." PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
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PS CAREY MULLIGAN: I want you to be my wife and have my babies in Woody Allen's next movie.
STORM JULIA
Ever since the introduction of internet weather reports on your cell phone, I can't remember when I saw a storm pattern projection where it is was headed due west.
I do seem to remember when a hurricane was going due east towards Mexico.
I could be wrong on this. I seem to remember everything that ever happened to me in my entire life, except for the years 2005 to 2010.
Even I could be wrong about that.
"Nobody's perfect." Elizabeth Taylor
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TROPICAL STORM JULIA ROBERTS
Ever heard that pop music song from the 60s called STORMY?
"I call her up and ask her if she wants to go to a movie, first she says no, and then she says yes."
Fucking crazy bitch.
No wonder I finally became a mormon polygamist who liked to fuck two teenagers at the same time on my sailboat back in the 1990s.
And I don't care who gets to be her baby daddy.
It's not like becoming a mormon homosexual priestood holder was an option back then.
"Tell me something that I don't already know." Michael Douglas.
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MOST OF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE NEXT YEAR IN THE NEW JERUSALEM.
Ok, maybe not next year, but pretty soon, says Jesus at 2bc.info 94.
"The Jews love to exaggerate our problems to their own advantage!" Adolf Hitler
Like needing a wheel barrel full of paper money just to buy a loaf of bread and a dozen eggs and a pound of cheese.
Not to mention a gallon of gas.
"The Republicans are probably not going to do anything to solve our problems next year." Dan Bongino
Take for example Lindsey Graham from South Carolina.
Too much Sandra Bullock, not enough Benito Mussolini.
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PS MICHAEL KNOLLS: Maybe I still speak Italian as good as you do, but my accent is definitely not as good as yours in HANNIBAL LECTOR 3.
"I have noticed that the FBI has elevated me to their TEN MOST WANTED LIST."
"How flattering." The new joker in the next bat man movie.
PS ION MUSK: I can't even remember anymore if the Russians were the first ones who put a dog into space, or if the Americans were the first ones to put a monkey into space.
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Thursday, October 6, 2022
I SMELL OPPORTUNITY.
My business partner Ion Musk decided to go into busness with me after he finally understood that my polygamist wife Charlize Theron was willing to suck his cock off and swallow his cum in THE ITALIAN BLOW JOB.
Having more than one girlfiend who is willing to do anything for me does have it's benefits.
Talk about not having to worry about paying your rent for the rest of your life in Medina, Washington.
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YOU CAN STILL BUY THE NEW YORK TIMES AT SAFEWAY.
If that's your thing of course.
That said, I rarely go to STARBUCKS anymore, either because it's too risky and or too expense for a retiree living on the 666 social security plan.
And I also might say that I have never encountered more civilized and polite homeless people than I have in Kent, Washington.
The rude and aggressive ones asking for five bucks minimum at TARGET being the exception that proves the rule.
Of course if I had my way, I would just round all of them up and take out them out to the woods and shoot them; women and children go first.
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PS JOE BIDEN: I'm in charge of the Nostra Cosa now, not you.
Back in the day, we didn't even care about punks like you.
"I don't care about the small potatoes." Gene Hackman in THE FRENCH CONNECTION.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: The last time you sent me a $50 STARBUCKS email gift card for my birthday, I tried to register it at their web site. But somehow it just got deleted before I could even use it. I never told you about that because I was too ashamed to admit it.
Now I just pay cash whenever I go there for their senior citizen discount 12 oz. cup of decaf when I get the jitters.
"Decafinated coffee still has about 10% cafine. Around the same amount as dark chocolate." Jeff Relf
MINORITY REPORT
Now it looks like every thing that the minority Republican Party has said in talk radio interviews has turned out to be absolutely true.
Talk about Covidism having a 99.8% recovery rate. And all those who died from the political bullshit were around the age of 82.
Talk about the spirit of prophecy in REVELATION 19 is the testimony of Jesus Christ.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: When are you going to confess that Jesus Christ is the messiah, and the New Jeruslem election was stolen in 2020?
Of course I know the exact time and date when that happen.
No wonder that so many people believe that I AM is Jesus Christ; even though I'm not.
SPOILER ALERT!
Sorry about explaining the obvious meaning behind Woody Allen's next movie made in Paris, but so many of these Jewish film critics are too full of themselves these days.
Maybe something has to happen to these mother fuckers if we want to move forward from here.
Next year in Jerusalem?
"I like Sarah Palin." Howard Stern
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SAD SACKS
Back in the 1960s, the aeithist communist Jews in New York were always making up propaganda about why it was not right to fight the Viet .com.
But then after my cheap French wife Catholic whore divorced me and married a Jewish lawyer in Oregon, I started to get the picture.
"He graduated first in his class at Stanford."
Oh well "I thought I married a genius." Elizabeth Taylor
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Wednesday, October 5, 2022
WHERE DID ALL THE MONEY GO?
The guys on the ground in the Ukraine are starting to openly ask where all the billions went that were sent there from the west.
Which is the exact same thing that the Russian forces were asking about the Russian defence budget months ago.
Sounds like a SAD SACK comic book written in the 1960s.
Apparently, most of it was sent to Syria and Iran via Jordan on unregistered AMAZON freight planes with cheap paint jobs and forged registrations.
"It doesn't take that much to hack into government computers these days." Dan Bongino
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: According to the Old Testament, the first female president of America will be Donald Trump's mormon polygamist wife Sarah Palin.
Mike Pence was too gay of course back in the 2020s.
A PERSON OF INTEREST WAS IDENTIFIED
Even when the FBI knew that Barack Obama's birth certificate was a forged document that was posted on a government web site was a felony; now we know why they swept it under the rug.
And why THE NEW YORK TIMES did the same thing.
"Birds of a feather flock together." Elizabeth Taylor
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WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT MOVIE
WASP 22 was all planned out and ready to go before the Jews ever took over Paris in the name of Covidism.
I would keep my eye on this one.
"The Jews are always trying to fool you!" Adolf Hitler
How true.
"I never met a mormon that I didn't like." Leslie Winn
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TIME TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE IN NEW YORK CITY
"Good morning America!" TWIN PEAKS
Ever wondered why the worst thin and tastless coffee in the world is in New York?
Maybe that's why Woody Allen doesn't drink coffee.
And now it is reported that he is making a movie in Paris entitled WASP 22.
"The coffee in New York tastes like stomach bile." James Wood.
Maybe Woody should make his next movie out in funky town?
Where it's always good to the last drop at STARBUCKS.
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PS MIKE MYERS: Ion Musk decided to buy TWITTER anyway because he needed the priceless publicity for his first ten 007 movies.
"There was always something that reminded me of James Bond in THE BIG LEBOWSKI." Yours truly, 2001.
The thrill is back Ethan Coen.
Tuesday, October 4, 2022
YOU AINT JACK SHIT NO MORE
Remember when THE NEW YORK TIMES was the newspaper of record?
Now they don't even sell them anymore at STARBUCKS.
"The Jews think too much of themselves!" Adolf Hitler
Pride always comes before the fall.
Been there done that myself actually back in the 1980s.
"It was a very liberating experience." THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
The one where the villain looks and talks like a younger Vladimir Putin.
And the Bond girls with a foreign accent are even more sexy and exotic than usual.
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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Back in the day it was pretty sexy stuff if your girlfriend got down on her knees and swallowed my cum.
Nowadays it's pretty much standard procedure if you want to be in my next thin Tom Robbins novel movie and make millions of dollars in cash up front.
"YOU STINKING ASSHOLE!"
One thing you can be sure of when you're watching a David Lynch T&A movie; he is not, nor never has he been, a catholic priest homosexual.
There wernt a lot of homosexuals in the Boy Scouts in Montana back in the day.
Not to mention christian transgender scout masters.
And if they ever found out about you, they would throw you in jail and throw away the key.
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NOTE: Back on 9.17, the Holy Ghost whispered in my ear "Korean peninsula."
Think M.A.S.H. meets CATCH 22 in Port Angels, Washington.
PS AUNT JUDY: I got the covid jitterbug on uncle Jim's birthday in 2020, for a Divine sign that those covid booster shots only work for about 4 years at best.
Monday, October 3, 2022
"EVERYBODY'S SHIT STINKS" ANDY WARHOL
Rhymes with Word War III.
Don't laugh, if you bought a few of his paintings back in the early 1980s, you are probably a multi millionaire restaurant owner by now.
If the food is good of course.
"I don't care about the slow service, I just care if the food tastes great."
I'm willing to wait for it.
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PS BUD HARKOM: See what you get when you don't tip the waitresses in Lehi, Utah.
Same thing goes for you too Judy Relf.
Generally speaking.
"The Jews are cheap skates!" Adolf Hitler
Not at all true of course.
"I can be very generous when the mood hits me." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Sorry about being such a 1980s type nerd who is always making low budget jerk off movies on his phone.
But that was around the same way that David Lynch got his start in making movies in Hollywood.
And now look at him, he is a multimillionaire who owns three homes up in the Hollywood Hills area.
And that was the same era when I finally grew up and became a monologue writer for Joan Rivers on THE TONIGHT SHOW.
Back when a 115k would pay for your rent for at least two years, plus a bag of bagels with smoked salmon cream cheese every day of the week in West Hollywood.
"I had it made back in the 1980s." Jack Nicholson quoting Mel Gibson.
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BIG FUCKING WOW!
Most of today's kids who are making X RATED movies on their APPLE phones don't care about any legalities.
Whereas almost as many people have died from hurricane Ian as are murdered in Chicago every month, not to mention New Orleans.
But don't expect to see the FBI working on the case this next week.
They're too busy spending all of their manpower resources in the white Christian suburbs of Troy, Michigan etc. right now.
Maybe next year in Jerusalem.
Obviously "The Jews hate the Christians!" Adolf Hitler
He was 99% right of course, not even generally speaking.
Except for the part where he made the Jews take the gas pipe in RADIO DAYS.
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PS NEVE CAMPBELL: The bug sprayer in BLUE VELVET is supposed to visit our house today.
Hope he uses the new kind that doesn't smell.
Sunday, October 2, 2022
IT HAPPENED AT THE WORLD'S FAIR IN 2022
Remember when Seattle was the place to discover hot new rock and roll bands back in the late 1980s?
Now it's all about indie film makers who have really expensive APPLE camera phones.
Which would have cost around $250,000 in 1990s money.
But now you can buy a brand new one for around $2000, tripod and lighting kit included.
Take for example THE GREAT LEBOWSKI.
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So help me God.
I AM DONE WITH FUCKING WITH YOU.
Now I'm starting to wonder if should have never started blogging about little cell phone movies that are obviously all about me on my chain letter.
Pretty soon, there is not going to be anything left to the imagination, if you get my drift.
"Everyone in Hollywood wants to be a teenager again." Roger Corman
That said, I still would like to fuck Sandra Bullock, just to see what it feels like.
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HOW I GOT INTO SANDRA BULLOCK'S PANTS, AND SHE LIKED IT.
Admittedly, some of these cell phone movies are parodies of yours truly.
But just as long as the acting is good and the look alike casting is right, I can't complain.
Not to mention I never get a dime from any of them.
Oh well "Money isn't everthing." Elizabeth Taylor
"I made a lot of movies for free back in the day." Jack Nicholson
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THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI
Ok, here's one that doesn't even have any legal screen rights.
Which of course just makes it more interesting for all of those computer hackers out there who are still living in their mother's basement.
Why watch anything these days on YOUTUBE if you can just go to the original source on the dark web internet?
Besides, a lot of these feature length cell phone films are X rated.
Too many close up pussy shots and a lot of over the top dialogue for sure. But most of the girls who are getting fucked in these cell phone movies are teenagers. So they're always worth a look for sure.
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Saturday, October 1, 2022
SEEKING AFTER STRANGE FLESH
A lot of these APPLE cell phone camera movies are great teasers for a feature film made on a fuller budget. But some of them could not be remade any better at any price.
Think EATING RAOUL meets STAR MAPS.
Not to mention THE FULL MONTY.
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HEY GIRLFRIEND
The only thing better than being in my next movie is becoming baptised again and having my Jesus babies.
But since I AM is not in a position to do that for you right now, you're gonna have to settle for making a few films in the meantime in order to keep yourself focused and busy.
For Christ's sake, I have not even been rebaptised myself yet.
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WHAT WOULD SATAN DO?
Now that Putin has accused the 666 beast of the G7 nations in REVELATION 13 to be a satanic operation, who can blame him?
"Let he who is without sin cast the first atomic bomb." Jesus Christ
Not my words.
Or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb.
Talk about Russia interfering in the 2024 election.
"The Jews are devils!" Adolf Hitler
Yeah, whatever.
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19 MONTHS AND COUNTING
God caused Joe Biden to steal the 2020 election in order that America can start over with a clean plate at 2bc.info 24 etc.
No wonder the Jews are already shaking in their moon boots.
Say what you will, they do know how to read the writing on the wall.
"Hollywood is run by the Jews because God wants it to be that way." Yours truly, 1996.
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