Thursday, September 8, 2022

RULE NO.2, NEVER WRITE ANYTHING DOWN

 The one where Nicolas Cage plays today's neurotic Jew FBI [long con] man in the 2003 MATCHSTICK MEN movie trailer.

Co-starring my virgin protege from Mentor, Ohio in 2022.

Now playing at your local Jewish home theater condo in New York.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: On some days the signs and wonders from God are mostly all about you.

Other days it's like I'm at some crazy fans' Charlize Theron film festival in Dayton, Ohio.

PS KIT WINN: Most men who claim to have a 12" dick are full of it. Usually it's more like 9" tops, and that's stretching it.

FAMOUS MOVIE QUOTES: "There is no substitute for the AK 47 if you need to kill everyone in the room."

PS JOE BIDEN: Thanks to you, it only costs about $5 a day now to feel great all day long.

I know, at lot of people take advantage of your almost free government drug store program and die from overdoses. 

Not everyone has five mansions on the two coasts like Sandra Bullock and you do.

Talk about having a great inflation reduction program. Back in 1999s, you would have to spend at least $20 for three coctails to feel that good.

"Most Republicans don't understand how bad the middle class is feeling these days." John Waters

"Take a pill!" Larry David talking smack to his exwife on CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM; can't remember which one right now. 

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