"Having sex with Amber Heard became a nightmare." Johnny Depp
So it looks like we had to wait until Ion Musk stepped forward and agreed to bankrole David Lynch's next two creepy movies.
"You can only wait for so long." Elizabeth Taylor
Ergo "If you don't act now, I will do it for you." The Jesus Christ figure in TWIN PEAKS: THE SECOND ERECTION.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ION MUSK: Hope you're still on board for JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Hear tell you have not been fucked and sucked like that for ages.
Think SON OF LEBOWSKI, co-starring Brad Pitt and his ungrateful snarky son Justin Bieber.
Whatever, I did my best to hook you up with Charlize Theron, but she wasn't interested.
How about the much younger and better looking Taylor Swith next week at her beach mansion clam bake happening?
SNOOP DOG providing the entertainment?
Martha Stewart catering?
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