AMERICA'S MIDNIGHT COWBOY SEQUEL

 No wonder that America's future tall blond Jewish man takes a bus down to Florida at the end of the above New York Times movie trailer.

Read every chapter and verse at 2bc.info where Jesus warns the white people to get out of Babylon whilst the getting is good.

Think TWIN PEAKS meets LEAVING LAS VEGAS at your local Indian reservation casino.

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PS ION MUSK: Some critics think that you are making too many horse powered cars that only come in white, red or black.

The sandy grey ones being the exception that proves the rule.

Just a marketing suggestion, more stick shifts, less automatics.

PS CBS: There is no such thing as a top secret classified document anymore, anywhere.

The cat is out of the bag.

PS TAYLOR SWIFT: After midnight, I'm gonna find out what you're all about.

PS EMMA WATSON: More husband, less boyfriends.

Also more babies less abortions.

PS VV: According to 2bc.info 86, today's marriage laws are nothing less than a man trap.

That are designed to make our Jewish lesbian wives become the man of the House of Israel in the last days.

THE SEVEN YEAR BITCH

 Rhymes with itch in the above 1955 movie trailer.

"It's the stage riot that rocked New York for 3 years!"

"Now it will sweep the nation with an epidemic of laughs!"

Talk about the Monroe Doctrine.

"I just pulled out the nail..." Says Marlyn Monroe, hammer in hand, circa ISAIAH 22.

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PS ION MUSK: In the Kingdom of God, almost everything will be made with hammers and nails in brick and mortar buildings.

All paid for with hard currency naturally.

And even the screwdrivers and hand-crank drills will have hardwood nob handles again.

PS SHARON STONE: I love it when you get all hot and bothered in your movies.

Share the shares and all that, Sandra Bullock.

PS WOODY ALLEN: "Don't quit now." Says your underaged adopted Korean wife. Her requoting the Reverend Sun Moon, whose middle name was a feeling "young" again theme in one's middle age.

"The moon bats have taken over America!" Michael Knolls

"The Jews are a crazy people!" Adolf Hitler, 1929

THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH

 Rhymes with bitch at 2bc.info 86.

According to the inspired words of the prophetess Elizabeth Taylor, after seven years have passed, the better half of America is going to start thinking about divorcing themselves from the cheating Democrat Party and the foolish Republican Party.

"Why beat a dead horse?" Elizabeth Taylor

And why beat one who is still barely alive either.

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing, over and over, even though it never works." Michael Knolls quoting Ben Shapiro 

GOD AND MAN AT YALE and all that shit.

Not to mention Stanford.

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PS ION MUSK: Almost every night now, the Holy Ghost reminds me to listen to the Mark Levin late night rerun shows on 770 am.

The local Seattle station is now owned by the 710 KIRO radio Mormons you know.

PS BILL GATES: "I want my money, and I want it now!" LEPECHAN 3

Think that THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN is just another one of my five Roger Moore look alike 007 James Bond movie prophesies.

Skinny arms and all that.

PS ANN COULTER: More Catholic, less Jew.

SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK.

 Like me, who is always right when even I AM is rarely wrong about anything.

Talk about a 99.8% recovery rate.

"I can't afford you to make me look bad." Jesus Christ

Just as long as I don't take advantage of His good graces naturally.

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THE BIRTH OF A CURSED NATION.

 Talk about becoming rebaptised again for the dead in the LDS church. 

Oh well "I don't know why I love you like I do. After all you put me through." TALKING HEADS

Drop me in the river.

Because I still have not confirmed my reservations for Jan Lee's September 17th Seattle Third Ward friends reunion in Port Orchard.

Since it happens right in the middle of my annual September fly fishing season up in the two Jordan Lakes area.

Not to mention that it is the 1260th day of the second Jewish witness in REVELATION 11.

Just bad luck I guess.

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IS THE TIMES OF ISRAEL JEWISH?

Does the Catholic Pope listen to the BBC and read the NYT every morning?

Since they are all still reporting that people who are injected and get covid, for like the fourth time, have more mild symptoms.

Even though the 2020 election flu virus has always had a 99.8% recovery rate from the start, and the folks who actually die from it are usually around age 82.

Unlike all of those young athletic kids in their 20s who are all too frequently dying from it today.

"The Jews only care about money!" Adolf Hitler, refering to the 1936 Berlin Olympics.

The one where the African negros won most of the gold medals.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: All of those conspiracy theories about the covid injections curing the herpes virus have turned out to be partly true.

For example, when I first got covid my big toenail fungus completely cleared up. But then it started to slightly come back again. And then after I got the more mild variant it went away again.

BLACK SLAVES MATTER

 You're dreaming if you believe that some day you will be living in a white country mansion, and you don't have a thousand slaves who are sweating their asses off to pay for it.

"There will be no robots making cars in the Kingdom of God." Jesus Christ, circa 2bc.info 83.

And no slaves living in barns and shacks like animals for that matter.

"All I was trying to do was keep my negro slaves happy." Great Grandpa Daniel Relf

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JOE BIDEN: Your VP is obviously a half breed descendant of Caine. Therefore, America is also a cursed country right now.

It does seem like everything you touch turns into shit these days.

PS GATEWAYPUNDIT.COM: "The Jews always change their minds on a whim!" Adolf Hitler 

Like Woody Allen suddenly gets all jazzed up and can't wait to make his next movie down in New Orleans?

OCTOBER SURPRISE

 Rhymes with OCTOPUSSY.

Taylor Swift announced at the MTV awards that she will be coming out with a new MIDNIGHT COWBOY album this fall.

Her tenth one I believe.

What's next? Woody Allen will be shooting his next video movie around the same time in October?

Whatever. The NYT just announced that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP should be arrested, but they don't really know why.

Maybe because "He scared the hell out of me!" Elizabeth Taylor talking about one of her exhusbands. I don't remember which one right now.

"I don't think that Woody Allen even knows what tomorrow's sides will be until he sees the rushes later that night." Michael Caine 

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PS JAN LEE: Any word yet on if Eric Jaderholm will be at your 3rd Ward family and friends reunion in Port Orchard?

I WILL BE YOUR PROBLEM TONIGHT.

 "My name is... How can I serve you this evening?" HOOTERS standard opening line in 1987

Problem was the food was pretty good too, so you knew that it couldn't last much longer than the PLAYBOY CLUBs did.

"Half of the patrons at the London PLAYBOY CLUB in the 70s were gay." Elizabeth Taylor 

You can still fuck check that up the ass on YOUTUBE.

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PS JAN LEE: My blog is an email chain letter on the dark web, for obvious reasons.

Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil.

PS ION MUSK: How about fucking Taylor Swift in the ass?

She wants to get into the movies too; but unlike you, she can't afford to piss away a billion dollars on some pipe dream.

PS VV: How about a sequel to WEDDING CRASHERS called FUNERAL CRASHERS?

The thing would practically write itself.

Lots of scenes about really young sexy dead people, in their late twenties, suddenly rising up from their Covidism coffins, and all that.

Guy Ritchie directing.

Now that we have that kind of poduction money.

FREE GREEN STAMPS WITH FILL UP!

 Just as soon as TESLA starts making gas powered ALFAs in Texas that look and handle exactly like they used too, except that now they last for around 500,000 miles, put me in for two; circa the repo car ending to EATING RAOUL, etc.

Talk about the upcoming physical transfiguration trend in automobile manufacturing.

"People would pay anything to look ten years younger, myself included." Elizabeth Taylor

"Age is only a number." Hugh Hefner, 1991.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: I would be more than happy to hook you up with Ion Musk. But the Holy Ghost tells me that he doesn't have herpes. So that could be an issue.

How about Jim Carrey? You could do a lot worse.

Plus he's 3/4 Jewish to boot.

BUY TESLA!

 Now that you can't get a new gas car on the west coast, they won't be able to manufacture enough of them in Texas to satisfy the demand.

Not to mention Tennessee.

"Even during the Soviet Union you could get anything you wanted on the black market." Newt Gingrich

"You always want more of what you can't have." Elizabeth Taylor 

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THE NEW YORK TIMES EXPERIENCE

 "Every Jew has his price!" Adolf Hitler 

I'm thinking Ion Musk buys your newspaper for three times what it is worth.

After all, Dr Evil bought THE WASHINGTON POST for the same kind of deal.

And just like you, he also supports liberal Republicans and conservative Democrats.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Righ-wing Orthodox Mormonism is the future of the LDS church in Utah.

"Fascism is more sexy than communism." Camille Paglia 

UNKNOWN CAUSE OF DIVORCE

 LAST TANGO IN PARIS makes a prophetic point about why my French wife left me for that guy upstairs who was exactly like me.

"Crazy fucking bitch." WILD AT HEART, 1989

Don't get me wrong, she was the best thing that ever happened to me since sliced bread.

Someone had to fuck me in the ass and bring me back to my senses.

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PS ERIC JADERHOLM: Miley Cyrus is my kind of plural marriage mormon wife because you couldn't care less if I was also getting laid by her sister.

DIRECTED BY DAVID LYNCH FOR SURE

 "Something is wrong." MULHOLLAND DRIVE 

The one where the white horse teams up with the red horse to put the niggers back into their place.

Starting in 2024.

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PS JOE BIDEN: Climate change is caused by the sinners, not the saints.

PS POPE FRANCIS: More Christianity, less Satanism.

PS GISELE BUNDCHEN: Your high school boyfriend hero is going to die this season, probably from some mysterious unknown cause of death.

NO!

 "A man has to know his limitations." DIRTY HARRY

See every low budget rip off action Jackson movie ever made by Quinton Tarantino that played at the Toronto Film Festival back in the 1990s.

Not to mention the Teluride, Colorado film festival that usually happens at the same time.

Now that you can't even get into Canada anymore unless you have been injected.

No thanks to Michael Medved er all.

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PS ION MUSK: "We're going to get you bone smooched this weekend." SIDEWAYS 

Charlize Theron does have a reputation for always changing her mind.

 If the money is right of course.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: You still got the part, if you want it, in SKINNY LEGS AND ALL THAT, directed by Gus Van Sant. 

PS SIENNA MILLER: I'm still thinking that you would be a great choice as the lead actress in STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER, directed by David Lynch.

Brad Pitt playing yours truly naturally.

Ergo, "I was born to play that role..." Elizabeth Taylor 

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YES!

"Always say yes" YES MAN, 2008

Turns out it was all true about Joe Biden getting Larry Sinclair arrested for telling America that he sucked on Obama's cock whilst he was sucking on a crack pipe.

Can you say whistle blower?

"Barack Obama was born in Hawaii." Donald Trump

"I lost the election." Donald Trump

Hee hee...

"Heard any good jokes lately?" Pee-wee Herman

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PS ION MUSK: More drama, less dialogue. 

Things are starting to get a little too boring with you these days.

That said, I keep ranking on you because all of my so called friends have headed for the tall grass these days.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The other night I dreamed that I was boning you and feeling up your tits.

FACEBOOK IS A JEW RUN OPERATION

 "The Jews know what they are doing to us!" Adolf Hitler, 1929

FACEBOOK was tipped off by the secretive Jewish combinatations at the FBI to not say anything about Hunter Biden's laptop computer.

You can fact check that shit if you don't believe it.

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3-FOR-1

 TESLA's new threeway stock split was Divine confirmation of the one third themes in my REVELATION 8 posting.

The one where the Donald Trump earthquake in REVELATION 16 splits the holy city into three parts, starting in 2024.

Everything happens spiritually before it happens physically.

"I had a dreadful feeling about him from the start." Elizabeth Taylor, talking about her 7th husband.

No wonder I never got married again after my French wife suddenly died on me in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

Then years later, I also ended up living in a rooming house pensione in Edmonds.

"Laurence was a very difficult person." Steven Fresh

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PS ION MUSK: In the Kingdom of God, there will be no iphones.

PS JOE BIDEN: More fascism, less communism. 

WHITE POWDER

 Back in the 1970s it was all about snortung cocaine up your nose.

Nowadays it's all about that little $5 pill that your mother gives you in San Francisco.

"Technology has changed everything." Bill Gates

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PS ION MUSK: More gasoline, less electricity.

WHITE POWER

 They will try to black out the truth on Friday. 

So don't forget, I started to send out my white pages about the two white race witnesses at the end of December in 1993.

A little rough around the edges I admit. 

But talk about pushing the envelope fad back in the 1990s.

"Look who's talking now." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS DR EVIL: "Special delivery!" AUSTIN POWERS 2

Fat Basterd was Scotish of course.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Russia is going to take over Ukraine and make homosexuality illegal again.

PS ROB RHEINER: Almost every Jew in Hollywood has his own private baptism font swimming pool in his backyard.

Think DOMINO meets CASINO.

PS JOE BIDEN: "You want to get us all killed?" CASINO, 1995

OH THANK HEAVEN FOR 7-11

 Nowadays it takes at least three days of vote harvesting to find out who supposedly won the election.

Ergo, 7.11 means November 7 in England.

Don't laugh, they also drive their cars in the left lane over there.

And only mad dogs and Englishmen go fly fishing in the middle of the day.

For example "I'll be right there!" Says Austin Powers when he is tipped off about a plot to assassinate him at the disco.

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PS ION MUSK: You were in Wyoming when Liz Cheney lost her primary election last week by 39 points. 

You still yacking about how you only support liberal Repubublicans and conservative Democrats.

May I remind you.

"And until the government of the United States is fallen and desolate, the Kingdom of God cannot be fully established." 2BC 75:2

PS MR. PRESIDENT: North America's vast energy resources are what will allow a more orderly transition of the American and Canadian dollar.

Naturally, we're gonna need a few more million Mexican slaves to sweat their asses' off for $50 an hour in the future.

Now that most of America's stupid white kids have become so fat and lazy.

AMERICA IS NOT FOR EVERYONE

 Only about one third of America is going to survive the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man starting in 2024.

Not that there's anything wrong with that in SEINFELD meets CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

"Most people don't get it." Rob Rheiner 

Oh well, "You can only repeat your lines so many times." Orson Welles, who was born on May 6 of course.

Talk about Bill Gates believing that we need to reduce the population down to a more manageable level.

Not to mention the federal budget, Michael Moore.

There were no black people to speak of on SEINFELD and FRIENDS for a prophetic 1990s reason.

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PS ION MUSK: The straight six 1973 TRIUMPH, and the 1996 911 six banger, are the kind of retro cars that will save your car business in the foreseeable future.

So I suggest that you get ahead of the game now, whilst the getting is good.

See every sports car advertisement in PLAYBOY magazine back in the 1960s and the 1970s.

Just for the shits and giggles naturally.

Whatever, how about a 1976 ALFETTA with a straight six?

TRIPLE PLAY

 Jennifer Lopez struck out with the YANKEES' third baseman for a reason.

Talk about never being satisfied.

[According to her first three husbands anyway.]

Ergo, her three kids attended her white funeral wedding in the WHITE WEDDING music video; and so did Ben Affleck's three kids.

For all of those one third breakout themes in REVELATION 8.

For example, one third of America is Marxist, and one third of America is conservative; and the other third doesn't know if they are afoot or horseback.

Ion Musk.

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PS CNN: How about becoming the new conservative news source for America? God knows that FOX NEWS is not up to it anymore.

Now that the back-stabbing neocon Jews have taken over the place, I'm smelling opportunity.

"The Jews are opportunitists!" Adolf Hitler, 1929

LOVE TRIANGLES

FORCES OF NATURE is what inspired Ben Affleck to buy his slave plantation in the Savannah, Georgia area.

Co-starring Sandra Bullock as my future polygamist mormon wife.

Which still is one of the best sex pervert plural marriage movies ever made in the history of Jewish Hollywood movie making.

Think BRIDES OF DRACULA meets YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN in all of those antimormon HAMMER FILMS made in England.

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PS NYT: Nice try, but no cigar. 

PS ION MUSK: You're still not too old to get your shit together.

Heck, Sharon Stone just posted a new picture of herself getting baptised again and instantly looking years younger.

WHITE WEDDING

 "It's a nice day for a white wedding. It's a nice day to start over again." Billy Idol

There's nothing safe in this world.

As just confirmed by the white horse teaming up with the red horse to fight off the black horse symbolism of Ben Affleck marrying Jennifer Lopez in the deep South.

Their slave plantation setting standing for the black horse not wanting to go back into the slavery situation of Cain being Able's servant again in 2BC 78.

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PS PRINCE HARRY: The half breed, light skinned, negro is cursed.  The pure negro is not cursed.

Wish somebody had told my great great great grandfather Daniel Relf about that.

"Never try to be all things to all people." Elizabeth Taylor 

A LOUD NOISE

 "And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour." REVELATION 8:1

Mitt Romney put his finger on it last week when he said that Trump was the loudest Republican.

Who became the trumpet of truth and warning on top of the temple about 21 years after the 1260 days period of the loud Rush Limbaugh; from 1996 to 2017.

Which is about a half minute in heaven time.

"Ring the bell, school's in!" HAMMER TIME.

You can't touch this.

Harem pants and all.

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PS ION MUSK: School starts this year in Kent on the 24th.

IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME.

 That guy came to the FBI field office in Cincinnati on the same day the REDS were playing the Chicago CUBS at FIELD OF DREAMS.

Then he led the feds through a corn field for 5 hours in Clinton County, while shooting at them with a nail gun.

For the state police machine that the 42 months mob has built in Washington, DC; ergo the score was 4-2 Chicago.

They being a secret combination of brainwashed Manchurian [Chinese] candidates who suffer from feverish dreams about assassinating an American candidate for President.

The nail gun represented the crucifixion of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP by the Jews in 2020.

All of the DC gang's top leaders are Jewish or course, including their media cohorts.

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THE SAFE WAS EMPTY

 No matter, now the FBI is spending valuable manpower resources pouring over all of Trump's old family photos, and paying special attention to his collection of vintage PLAYBOY magazines.

"Donald Trump dated more PLAYBOY bunnies than I ever did." Geraldo Rivera

And that's saying something.

Ever seen any of those sexy 1990s fake nudes of Sarah Palin? Nice. 

Back before that kind of thing was banned on TWITTER and GOOGLE of course.

"Nobody knows how to have any fun anymore." Truman Capote, 1970

Capote was a Republican who was half Jewish by the way.

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IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

 The Russians launched that Iranian satellite into outer space so that the 666 beast can kill his mother in REVELATION 17.

"She was just 17, if you know what I mean." THE BEATLES

Whereas those FBI mother fuckers raided MAR-A-LARGO at the same time.

Rhymes with REVELATION 13, verse 1.

If you know what I mean.

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PS ION MUSK: Don't forget, next week is the second week.

PS NANCY: Mind if I call you Nancy? Whatever, you may want to clear your schedule for next week.

By the way, did they ever recover your secret computer and secret cell phone that were stolen by those white racist Nazi invaders on January 6?

"The French [Jews] were caught by complete surprise by the [Ephraimite] Nazis." Newt Gingrich 

STAND BY ME NANCY.

 "Makeup sex is the best." SEINFELD 

Don't laugh, even the communist agitator Jane Fonda has had the hots for me since day one.

Not to mention my aunt Judy of Kirkland, Washington fame.

Who wouldn't give their eyes and teeth to look like they did back in the 1990s?

Not to mention the 1980s.

No wonder "The girls always fall for the bad boy." Roger Corman, 1958

I would only add, especially the Jewish ones, like Winona Rider er all in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW etc.

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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: A long line of women always followed Jesus wherever he went.

Take for example Mel Gibson, who has had more wives than most men can count on all ten of their fingers.

No wonder that so many of today's young ladies go so crazy for Donald Trump.

Most women want to feel safe.

"Safty first..." said David Lettermen when the Teamsters dropped that iron safe from off of his building in Midtown Manhattan. 

"Most of the Jews are sex perverts!" Adolf Hitler 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

TODAY'S SMASH AND GRAB FBI

 Reportedly, the FBI just grabbed everything they could get their hands on after their surprise raid on Monday.

So if I was Mrs. Trump, I would go through all of her drawers now to see if any of her expensive jewelry is missing.

Lots of niggers work for the feds these days.

Hear tell the safe was empty.

Like in that big build up before Geraldo Rivera cracked open the mob's old safe back in the day. And then he came up with nothing but dust and a few old girlfriend love letters.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: How about a sneak peek interview with Sarah Palin?

Talk about playing games with your listeners.

"Sex without foreplay is a big turn off." Elizabeth Taylor 

NANCY FANCY

 I'm counting on Nancy to make sure that the 1985 007 prophecy called A VIEW TO A KILL will come to pass in the last days.

Kind of like Jim Carrey doing the same thing in THE MASK movie trailer about my marred servant in 3NEPHI 20:44.

Now that her 666 carreer in politics has come to an end.

"What now my love, now that it's over?"

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THE FBI'S TOP TEN MOST WANTED LIST.

 Do you remember when a billion bucks could buy any election?

How about a trillion dollars in free publicity for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP?

As was just confirmed by the FBI's drastic measures to make sure that Sarah Palin will become his mormon polygamist handmaid running mate in 2024.

Heck why not? She does look a lot like Jennifer Garner.

Rhymes with Heche.

Never forget, the Vice President is the latter-days' ten virgins tie breaker in the Senate.

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PS ION MUSK: Communists don't do debates.

That would be like Larry David sitting down and having a normal civilized conversation with his neighbor; whose dog keeps pooping on his lawn.

"I don't even remember why they sent me to prison for six months." Martha Stewart 

GREG'S SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE: Substitute two big scoops of sour cream for the whole milk.

50% OFF LEVELOR BLINDS

 People of a certain age will remember that amazing ten virgins billboard sign along I-90 when I was a salesman for Paul Nestor.

And to his credit, he made good on about half of our orders until he spent all of their  advance 50% down payment money on fancy showrooms with expensive interiors.

I can hardly talk. My own French ex wife left me, and then sued me, because I was going too fast in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

Co-starring Miley Cyrus as my underaged girlfriend.

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I DID WHAT I DID BEFORE HATE CAME TO FUNKY TOWN.

 I was born again and raised up in Seattle.

Back when you could do and say almost anything.

Way back before the tyranny of AMERICAN MARXISM took over the place; as explained to us quite clearly in Mark Levine's latest best seller.

No wonder that God told Sara Palin that we have to take more drastic measures this time around.

"Call 911!" Robbin Williams riffing on Johnny Carson about Ronald Reagan.

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I DID WHAT I DID BEFORE LOVE CAME TO TOWN.

 No wonder Jimi Hendrix was from Rent Town, Washington.

"In the future, nobody will own anything." Bill Gates 

Except for the part where he will donate all of his money and farm properties to the United Order after 2027.

Lots of atomic bomb missile sites burried under the farm lands of the Dakotas.

"The Jews want to own everything!" Adolf Hitler 

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HER CHRISTIAN NAME IS NANCY

No wonder I was a monologue joke writer for Joan Rivers back in the day.

 "The Senate bill has some serious political problems." Nancy Pelosi 

That said, she did go to Taiwan against Joe Biden's wishes.

She loves me, she loves me not.

Where have I heard that one before?

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PS NYT: In case you're wondering, I get my exact word for word quotes from behind the scenes from the Holy Ghost.

Talk about being the fly on the wall in all of those Gary Larson cartoons.

PS SEATTLE: You ain't seen nothing yet. I did what I did. After love come to town.

Portland, Oregon. 

SMASH AND GRAB POLITICS

 Another gang of niggers robbed another Jewish Jewelry store on the eve of the Senate passing another one of their smash and gab budget bills.

This being another object lesson of the beast who hates his mother in REVELATION 17.

Right as the [beasts of the field] football preseason games are about to start.

The big trend this season being lots of gang fights and riots out on the field. And even the white guys up in the stands are looking to get in on the action.

"People can't seem to get enough of reality tv these days." Howard Stern 

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CRASH 2

 Anne Heche crashed her MINI two times in Mar Vista for her marred servant whose visage is like none other in 3NEPHI 20-21.

Example no.2, when the medics were wheeling her out to the ambulance, she suddenly sat up as if she was rising up out of my coffin.

Of course the blond bitch has always been as crazy as a bat.

But nobody in the biz has ever accused her of being a bad acter, not even her two ex boyfriends.

Charlize Theron.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: See what happens when you don't vote Republican? Guess Mark Levin is right about most neocons being Jewish back stabbers.

No wonder Liz Cheney looks just like an aging Jennifer Aniston.

PS LINDSEY GRAHAM: "You're right on the edge." Vince Vaughn in THE BREAKUP.

The Christian name Lindsey being a girl's name.

Think SCREAM meets BLUE VELVET, you playing the role of the well dressed man in the latter one.

A SMOOTH OPERATER FOR SURE

 "Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago..." SADE

According to the BM, the surviving Jews will accept the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man as a PEOPLE magazine people.

 Or in other words, at the same time.

"The Jews all march in lock step!" Adolf Hitler 

Think SCHOOL DAZE meets ANIMAL HOUSE.

"Takes one to know one." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS TOM ROBBINS: Don't wait too long to write that first draft of your personal favorite short novel.

"I always defer to the artist's original vision." Mike Myers in WAYNE'S WORLD.

WOODY ALLEN'S 2020 RIFKIN'S FESTIVAL

 Now that Ion Musk will be backing all of my movie fantasy projects, we won't have to worry about those toxic Jewish doctor blood injection mandates required to attend the upcoming 2022 international Toronto, Canada film festival this fall.

"I never did get along with my own people." Woody Allen

I would only add, especially the ones who have been trying to destroy him in the past decade.

See every Woody Allen movie where there is a scene featuring the far right nazi COMMENTARY magazine.

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POLITICO FACTS: Jesus put Joe Biden in the White House in order to accelerate the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.

Save America!

Think KING OF NEW YORK meets THE POPE OF GREEN/WICH VILLAGE meets AFTER HOURS and MIDNIGHT COWBOY from small town Texas.

Reportedly, the Senate will be pulling an all-nighter this weekend, just in time for the Jewish Sunday morning network shows in New York.

"We can blame everything on the Jews!" Adolf Hitler 1928

He was only half right of course.

NOT AGAIN!

Polical forecasters are predicting a second flood in the 2BC 70 parable about Kentucky er all.

As confirmed by the flash flooding in Death Valley, California that has stranded a thousand tourists.

"Why would anybody even go to Death Valley?" Robbin Williams on Johnny Carson.

Think LOST HIGHWAY meets TWIN PEAKS on SHOWTIME.

Rhymes with POLITICO.

"The Jews are a people of smooth talkers! Adolf Hitler 

Larry David being the ironic exception on HBO that proves the rule.

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PS ION MUSK: I saw a mint condition 1958 BMW sports car this morning.

Ever seen that Italian movie called THE DOLCE VITA? 

The one about everybody looking so young and sexy back in the day.

BECAUSE THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO.

 According to the Bible, in THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO, the daughters will hate their mothers.

And the mothers will hate their daughters.

As was just confirmed by Rosie O'Donnell's own blond hair daughter speaking out about her mother.

For a second witness about Ion Musk's own sex changed daughter who hates him so much that he wants to change the pronoun of his last name.

"Suffer the children." Jesus Christ Already

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PS ION MUSK: You got two weeks to do a 180, otherwise all bets are off the table in LEPRECHAUN 3 meets LEAVING LAS VEGAS in 2BC 69.

That said, Nevada would be a great place to locate your next factory for solar powered flying cars or whatever.

Don't forget, this is the home state of Jimmy Kimmel.

Not to mention AREA 51.

Dude looks like an Arab terrorist for a reason.

PS THE NEW YORK TIMES: You mother fucking Jews also have two weeks to get your shit together.

PS DAVID LYNCH: In the 1982 Let it Rip video by the DAZZ BAND, all the negros are dressed up like mormon missionaries.

KNIFE IN THE WATER

 There will be lots of [1962] KNIFE IN THE WATER rip offs in my SON OF LEBOWSKI sailboat movie.

Which we will be making up in the more autonomous zones of funky town.

Roman Polan/ski writing, producing and directing?

Him not having to worry about getting arrested anymore by the police in King County, Washington.

Who now support the sexualizing of 13 year-olds anyway, if they give you permission and say it's ok.

"It's ok with me if it's ok with you." Freddy Krueger in FRIDAY THE 13TH

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HAVE A NICE RIDE WHILE IT LASTS.

 "Behold, all that now stands shall fail, yea even your great banks and lending institutions, your great corporations that make of the employee a slave, yea and the [666] government's that support them." 2bc.info 69:16

"Cocktails anyone?" FRAZIER

Yours truly playing the old grumpy man in his worn out NIAGARA therapy chair.

A.k.a. the 800 lb. guerilla in the room in all those Gary Larson cartoons.

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PS ELLEN PAGE: You have the role of Lebowski's more obedient and faithful son in SON OF LEBOWSKI if you want it.

Money being no object of course, this being a Brad Pitt movie.

MI CASA TU CASA

 According to the PULP FICTION prophecy about the second coming of Donald Trump, some stranger from out of nowhere is supposed to become the first multi trillionaire to land on Mars, a.k.a. the red planet.

Who should be worth about $500,000 in hard cash circa 1776; according to MOODYS long term projected inflation rates.

Whatever "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." DIRTY HARRY

I would only add that blood is thicker than water also in all of Woody Allen's movies made in London, England.

Not to mention France, Spain, Brooklyn, NY and Italy.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: Next month I will finally be re-reading and getting really deep into my used paperback copy of STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER; with my the full intention of adapting it into a screenplay just for you.

Co-starring Kristen Stewart as my other jealous wife who always gets in the way of things?

Your crazy sister in charge of makeup and costume?

Union scale with full medical and dental benefits for the entire family naturally.

THE REBIRTH OF A DYING NATION.

 This silent 1915 classic was an inspired depiction of when the die hard Trumpers would invade Washington, DC.

And all of the Jews, queers and negros in the FBI would see them as the second coming of the KKK.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Larry David talking out of both sides of his mouth.

No wonder that that black lesbian American basketball player was convicted in White Russia at the same time that Senator Cruz was kissing the FBI director's ass.

On Barack Obama's birthday no less.

This is the Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11; twenty one months and counting.

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PS ION MUSK: Once you become a multi trillionaire, and TWITTER has become a penny stock, how about starting up your own private boutique airline label?

Based in Moses Lake, Washington?

EXCLUSIVELY IN MOVIE THEATERS ON AUGUST 4TH.

 I know, the Brad Pitt movie trailer says August 5TH."

But we should all know by now that "The Jews are cheaters!" Adolf Hitler, 1929

See every Hollywood movie where the Democrats are the good guys, and the Republicans are the bad guys.

This one being the exception that proves the rule.

Take for example, Brad Pitt's long blond hair Jesus Christ Already look.

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BIBLE CAMP NOTES: Of course Jesus loves you, but that don't mean that he has to like you on FACEBOOK.

PS ION MUSK: Sorry about me becoming such an internet stalker of you these days. But you have become just too much fun for me by half.

Things were starting to get pretty boring until you came along and crashed the wedding parties on TWITTER and FACEBOOK.

Not to mention the funerals.

PS MERRICK GARLAND: "I know what you're doing." LOST HIGHWAY

HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND FUCK PEOPLE

 According to recent polls, Liz Cheney is down over 20% in the upcoming Republican Party primary; after she won the last one by 44%.

 After she started to persecute the white Christians in her own home state who believe in the second coming of Jesus Christ Already.

Where is daddy now when you need him?

Oh well "Fucking bitch." says my 2022 look alike housemate in WILD AT HEART.

"Not everything that looks real is real." Jesus Christ 

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THE PROMISE OF ION MUSK

 If Ion Musk wants to multiply his 250 billion by 100, he's going to have to start boosting the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.

That adds up to 25 trillion if my math is right. 

Talk about having friends with benefits back in the 80s; sky rockets in flight, afternoon delights, and all that.

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HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

 If Ion Musk wants to screw over the Jews at TWITTER even more, he should turn around and start boosting PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; according to the promise of Abraham in 2BC 118.

"The Jews only keep their promises between themselves!" Adolf Hitler, counterdicting himself in 1929. 

Whereas, every cloud has a silver lining in the SILVER LININGS NOTEBOOK movie trailer about me getting sucked off and royally fucked by Jennifer Law/erence.

She's from Ken/tucky you know.

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CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU?

 The black and white 1960s CAR 54 tv series was a last days crime prophecy about the abomination of desolation sitting in today's Greek White House.

Who should not be there according to MARK 13:14.

Rhymes with white horse, of course of course.

"There can be no freedom if there is no law." William F Buckley JR, FIRING LINE, 1968

Flash forward to the stolen election in 2020.

Think ANIMAL HOUSE meets DOMINO.

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PS ION MUSK: The huge 1980s success of SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT was like flying a CESSNA 210 to the moon and back.

Business miracles happen for a reason.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: The 1980s movie FOOTLOOSE was made in Levi, Utah for a January 6 committee prophecy. When the time would come that it's no longer legal to party.

Much less have more than one wife.

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.

 No wonder that Brad Pitt was jumping for joy on the red carpet in LA.

In a green jump suit no less.

I wonder if he was wearing his mormon underwear?

Hard to tell these days. Now that everybody and his dog is trying to get into the act.

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PS MEL GIBSON: You also might want to take a look at the BLACK ANGUS RANCH in eastern Washington. Never hurts to have a back-up plan in this life.

"Always give a man a backdoor out." John Wayne

PS MR. Z: If I were you, I would just surrender to the white Russians and accept that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Saviour; and not all of those back stabbing neocons in America.

The wheat fields are white, and ready for harvest, circa D&C 4.

What's the worst thing that can happen? All of your county's homosexuals will be rounded up and sent to reeducation camps. 

That's what they do in China today. And nobody in the Jew media gives a shit.

IN PRISON FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

 The Bible says that many of the saints were cast into prison because of their testimony of Jesus Christ.

Which is now happening again to the January 6 white Christian believers in the second coming of the tall blond man.

What goes around comes around.

Take for example Saint John the Revelator. Who was living on a 666 prisoner of love island when he received REVELATION 13.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Didn't see you at the LA premier; stuck in traffic I guess.

BIG NEWS

 Ion Musk is going to build his own private landing jet strip near where Amber Heard grew up in Texas for a private reason.

Nothing wrong with that if you want just to keep your private jet sex life private.

"So what do you have down there? A little landing strip or just a trimmed bush?" Howard Stern 1996.

I'm guessing she had the full Telly Savalas. 

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PS JIM CARREY: There is yet another 29ish acter out there who looks exactly like you did back in the day.

So you better hop on the good stick and do the the right thing and put an end to this shit.

THE PLAYBOY MANSION IS HAPPENING AGAIN.

 If Ion Musk wants to party like he did when he was still back in California, it's gonna cost him big time.

Talk about having fuck you money.

I'm not fooling around this time when I describe what happened in THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING helicopter prophecy.

Howard Stern.

Per the above little movie was made back in the day somewhere in Europe.

Probably Italy, but maybe Yugoslavia, who knows; hard to tell anymore.

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PS JOE BIDEN: The greatest danger that we face right now from China is that there are not enough female brides for the men; due to China's sexist infanticide abortion polices.

Gay marriage, and men getting pregnant, still being not being a very realistic option over there.

Welcome to Hotel California.

PS MILEY CYRUS: What did I tell you? I have some friends at DISNEY who can make things happen for you again.

If the money is right naturally.

"The Jews always act like they are your friends!" Adolf Hitler, 1929

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU'RE MINE.

"Having sex with Amber Heard became a nightmare." Johnny Depp 

 So it looks like we had to wait until Ion Musk stepped forward and agreed to bankrole David Lynch's next two creepy movies.

"You can only wait for so long." Elizabeth Taylor 

Ergo "If you don't act now, I will do it for you." The Jesus Christ figure in TWIN PEAKS: THE SECOND ERECTION.

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PS ION MUSK: Hope you're still on board for JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.

Hear tell you have not been fucked and sucked like that for ages.

Think SON OF LEBOWSKI, co-starring Brad Pitt and his ungrateful snarky son Justin Bieber.

Whatever, I did my best to hook you up with Charlize Theron, but she wasn't interested. 

How about the much younger and better looking Taylor Swith next week at her beach mansion clam bake happening?

SNOOP DOG providing the entertainment?

Martha Stewart catering?

I HOLD THE KEYS TO THE HOUSE OF DAVID.

 After all, the royal family of Great Britain is primarily Jewish.

Who are a reflection of the better half of the white Christians in the ten virgins prophecy.

No wonder that Queen Elizabeth II is such a passionate horse breeder.

Nothing wrong with that if you do it in the right way.

"You have to splash some cash if you want to get on the better side of me." SPLASH, 1984

The one where the sexy mermaid looks like a shark when she rises up from the sea.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Hear tell the BLACK ANGUS RANCH will be coming up for auction in 2023. Only cash bids accepted of course.

Sounds like the makings of a great David Lynch movie.

"Every Hollywood actress wants to be taken seriously at some point." Rob Rheiner on the set of SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE 

PS MIKE PENSE: The reason why you will never be President is because you lack sexual passion.

For instance, I like to fuck two of my girlfriends at the same time. Meanwhile, you are still hung up on your high school girlfriend in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 2.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You speading your legs and rubbing your clit, whilst I fuck Miley Cyrus, is what I'm talking about. 

Talk about dying and going to heaven.

LARRY DAVID DID IT.

 Larry David er all got us into this mess. Now they are going to have to get us out of it.

What goes around comes around.

And that includes you too Ion Musk.

No money, no fucky sucky.

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