SEE THE FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH MOVIE TRAILER.

 Wherein the trans blond Jesus dude is sporting a prophetic COLT 45 tee.

"Age is only a number." Hugh Hefner 

Talk about the second coming of the Playboy philosophy, circa 1982 to 2022.

So what, Joseph Smith also had more than one girlfriend.

Not to mention Warren Beatty in SHAMPOO meets SHAMPOO 2.

Rob Rheiner directing?

Woody Allen writing? 

Larry David paying for it?

"He's going to have to pay for what he did." Elizabeth Taylor 

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"Sex on the beach is a young man's game." Peter Fonda

TODAY'S NUMBER IS 3.

 The 1981 movie trailer for FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH is where we are now.

"Joe Biden is the most excellent president that America has had in 60 years." paraphrasing Rob Rheiner

He's Jewish you know.

Talk about not taking a shit in over three days.

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PS ION MUSK: Always quickly fact check everything at tgpfactcheck.com

You are a busy man. You don't have a lot of time to waste.

THE SATANIC BLOOD RITES OF A DRACULA MOVIE TRAILER.

 You will have to forgive me for recycling a few of my GSR-TWN post titles from ten years ago or so.

Since a lot of today's kids have not even seen any of these HAMMER FILM PRODUCTION movies for free on YOUTUBE.

Much less ever gone to a church in their life.

"If you don't take my children to church every Sunday, I will." Jesus Christ 

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I know, endings are the hardest part about screenwriting.

Maybe you should just wing it for now until the money is right?

MY MARRED SERVENT AT YOUR SERVICE.

Your marred servent in black and my white horse prophecy hero are both played by the same acter in CAT BALLOU.

Yours truly being half Jew and half gentile by birth.

The 1965 one where Jane Fonda looks a lot like a physically transfigurated Nicole Kidman from certain angels.

And it's PG rated too boot Bruce Troxell.

Don't forget, in the upcoming Kingdom of God most of the kids will never have seen the movie.

Or never even seen an actual video game in their life. Other than pictures of them in their history books.

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PS NYT: It's way past time to stop taking yourselves so seriously.

Make for an example Ion Musk. Who is the richest man in the world. Yet he doesn't even take himself as seriously as you guys do.

NO.2 WITH A BULLET

 It has now been 3 1/2 days since I have gone no.2.

That's not like me.

Therefore, I'm wondering what tomorrow's number will be.

If wishes were horses.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Shit happens for a God damn fucking reason.

OH SHOOT!

 Many polite society Christians still use the word 'shoot' in place of the word shit.

Talk about being more interested in pleasuring the world that pleasuring Jesus Christ at 2bc.info 63: 31.

"Where there's shit, there's flies." Jesus Christ

"This kind of money is going to attract some huge flies." Says the FBI boss in SMOKIN' ACES.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Whenever I go no.2, I only use the best toilet paper that money can buy.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Oh for gosh sakes, please stop taking the WALL STREET JOURNAL so seriously these days.

PS KEN KEISLER: Now that your Russian import business has died and gone to hell, you might want to get into the movie business.

THE SHOOTIST MOVIE EVER

 "His life is in my hands." 3NEPHI 20-21

And no, I am not dying from cancer.

But when I do die, I will rise up from the dead in 3 1/2 days.

Looking too sexy for my shirt than ever.

See every midnight cowboy movie trailer were the aging hero makes his final big come back.

My favorite one being CAT BALLOU.

Other people say that THE GOOD, BAD AND THE UGLY is the best one.

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PS MADONNA: You will pick up my protege from Mentor, Ohio at the London airport when I finally send her off to a charm school in England.

THE NANCY PELOSI EXPERIENCE

 I knew it when she said that America is a capitalist country.

When was the last time that you heard a Republican politician say something like that?

No wonder that she has had so much plastic surgery that she looks like a latter-days version of Joan Rivers; who was one of those rare Jewish members of the Republican Party in the 1980s.

"Joan Rivers isn't afraid to say what she thinks." Johnny Carson, 1986

On the other hand, "Most women should just keep their mouth shut." John Wayne in THE SHOOTIST

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PS MIKE MYERS: Things need to get more drastic before the people are willing and able to understand you.

I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER.

 That huge grey humpback whale rose out of the REVELATION 13 sea just off from White Horse Beach near Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts.

Mind you, it happened during the peak of the Martha's Vineyard vacation season in JAWS.

Many experts say that breaching whales are doing some kind of a mating ritual, etc.

Showing off for the ladies, that kind of thing.

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PS ION MUSK: Did you hear the news? Russia is going to pull out of the 666 space station program.

Too many lesbian astronauts I suppose in OUR MAN FLINT and IN LIKE FLINT.

Whatever, "Never be the first, and never be the last." Benjamin Franklin 

PS SIENNA MILLER: We will be parking our production trailers on the property at www.triplecpleasurehorses.com 

Think STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER meets EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES.

PS ELLEN PAGE: The problem with your plastic surgery job is that you now look too much like a young man. Rather than a young girl who looks like a boy.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too." Elizabeth Taylor 

THE TIMES ARE A CHANGING

 "He's starting to get to me." Marlon Brando in the 2004 DON JUAN DEMARCO movie trailer.

Or in other words, "I have started to read THE NEW YORK TIMES every day because I want to be smarter." Howard Stern 2004

"You always have to read between the lines in the Jewish newspapers!" Adolf Hitler 1929

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PS HOWARD STERN: Time for you to either shit or get off the pot; more Donald Trump, less Mike Pence. 

Whatever, "The Jews are always changing their minds!" Adolf Hitler 

Talk about the first 666 beast whose head was wounded, but then he became miraculously healed by FDR er all in REVELATION 13.

A VIEW TO A KILL IN SAN FRANCISCO

 Woody Allen writing and directing?

Why not? 

If you want to make a secret rip off sequel these days, it has to be more funny and original than the first one; much more believable in other words.

"The Jews are stealing everything from us!" Adolf Hitler, 1929

Flash forward to the Jews stealing the American election in 2020.

Around the same time that the niggers also started to steal everything in America.

No thanks to Ben Shapiro and Michael Medved, ER all.

"The Jews never tell you the whole truth!" Adolf Hitler

Take for example, the Jews crucified their own Messianic forerunner back in 2020.

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PS MIKE MYERS: I will be watching your entire series of THE PENTAVERATE, and be getting into the nitty gritty details in 2023.

"All good things come to those who wait." Martha Stewart 

Expect to see lots of signs and wonders and mass exterminations at that time.

DON'T GET DEAD!

 "We're dead." John Cleese

America's foremost voice of the red horse, Dan Bongino, says whatever you do, don't get dead.

Like it says in the BM, we must protect our families even unto the shedding of blood.

See every BLOOD OF DRACULA movie that has the word 'blood' in the title, circa REVELATION 14: 20.

No guts, no glory.

Mike Pence.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: When Jerusalem dies and becomes born again in the blink of an eye, you will stop taking the NYT and NATIONAL REVIEW so seriously anymore.

Not to mention FOX NEWS.

"My own church has become more interested in getting along with the worldly than getting along with me." Jesus Christ 

THE PALE HORSE

 Joseph Smith said that the four horses of the apocalypse in REVELATION were the inspiration behind THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

Whereas the 4th pale horse represented the dead. Who would not be involved in saving the U.S. Constitution when both the Republican Party and the Democrat Party would be replaced by the Independent American Party on page 66.

Take for example Mike Pence, who will no longer be allowed to have any position of leadership in the above party.

Even after he fully confesses his sins and admits that it was all his fault.

"No history, no future." Jesus Christ

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PS GUY BENSON: The reason why you don't want the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP to happen is because you are a homosexual.

"Most of the homosexuals in Berlin are Jewish!" Adolf Hitler, 1929

PS KIT WINN: They have already graveled off enough acres over in Enumclaw where we can park our movie production trailers for David Lynch's next TWIN PEAKS serial killer mormon polygamist series on SHOWTIME.

"Everybody wants to get into the movies these days." Roger Corman 

THE RED HORSE

 Joseph Smith described the latter day red horse as the churches of the world who will come to the rescue of the white horse, a.k.a. God's only true church in the world that is based in Salt Lake City, Utah.

At that time, he could not have possibly known that most of today's Catholic Hispanics are much more religious and conservative that today's white Episcopalians, etc.

As depicted in my own private Idaho election season BYU student film entitled NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.

Which ends in the DVD extras with yours truly riding on the red horse in the ten virgins wedding scene.

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THE WHITE HORSE

 If you want the truth straight from the white horse's mouth, make the white guys at gatewaypundit.com a part of your daily news update.

Ergo, Ephraim holds the keys to the priesthood; who is more honest, trustworthy and straightforward than Judah.

No wonder the fake media is the enemy of the people according to the tall blond Jewish man.

Just ask Ion Musk, now that the Machiavellian Jews have it in for him, and are printing all kinds of lies, poison letters and rumors about him.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Check out THE DANA SHOW out of Dallas, Texas.

THE BLACK HORSE

 The black horse leader of the 1.6 committee got covid in Divine confirmation of the Democrats who used Covidism to steal the American election in 2020.

Which then turned around and pissed off so many of the white people who had legally voted for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Even the same Christians who have always believed in the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.

Now it's time to save America from the beasts of the field.

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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Cain was a thief and a murderer.

JEWELRY

 The news about some $100,000,000 in diamonds getting hijacked near LA rolled out on ALL STARS day. 

In Divine confirmation of the Jews stealing the American election in 2020.

When they tried to crucify America's tall blond Jewish man, who will return for a symbolic second time in 2024.

Talk about the New Jerusalem in the BM.

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THE UGLY AMERICANS

 The January 6 committee is supposed to wrap this Thursday.

Talk about fake climaxes and failed relationships.

Guess they're going to have to rely on the trial of Steve Bannon to keep the 42 months show on the road for now.

20 months and counting.

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PS JENNIFER LOPEZ: Jesus says that romantic relationships are as stable as water.

THE UNAMERICAN JANUARY 6 COMMITEE

 "...I give unto you a question. A man came as a great warrior and committed much evil, murdering, raping and plundering -- 

And another came after him in the guise of righteousness, perverting the people's minds to false notions, blinding them to the truth, binding the hearts and minds of men to mental slavery from generation to generation.

Behold I say unto you, who is the greater sinner?" 2bc.info 60: 19-21

"At least there were no bodies during my administration." Richard Nixon 

The first American President to start seriously implementing THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964.

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ALWAYS DODGING THE TRUTH

 Givin the Jews' passion for baseball, be on the lookout for any Divine correlations with Tuesday's MLB all stars game at DODGERS STADIUM.

The descendents of Abraham being as numerous as the stars, etc.

Take for example that 21 vehicles pileup near Hardin, Montana, that was caused by a dust storm.

The descendents of Abraham being as numerous as the dust.

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JEWISH BUSINESSMAN NOTE: That Ukraine cargo jet that crashed on "Mount Olympus" and exploded for two hours, was hauling munitions that were skimmed off the military supplies sent to the Ukraine by America. Hard cash on the barrel of course, that's how they roll in the middle east.

THE JEWISH OLYMPICS

 "The Jews love to play games!" Adolph Hitler 

Since the Jews gamed the American election in 2020, and Joe Biden attended Thursday's opening games ceremony in Jerusalem, expect more miracles by the tall blond Jewish man during the 4-year event's duration.

This is the promise of Abraham in 2BC 118.

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HISTORY NOTE: Mitt Romney was in charge of the OLYMPIC games in Mount Olympus Utah.

BISHOP MUSK

 It flooded in the Mount Heron area of Virginia on the same day Joe Biden flew off from Virginia to Israel on AIRFORE ONE. According to the region's Hwy. 46_ that represents the tall blond Jewish man who was born and crucified on 4.6, at age 34.

Per my dream about visiting an LDS ward where Ion Musk was the Bishop. And I yelled out that on Tuesday there would be a happening that relates to the floods in 2BC 70.

Third time's a charm.

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THE LAW OF ABRAHAM, 2BC 118

 "For did I not previously state that those that bless him shall be blessed and those that curse him shall be cursed?" 2BC 118: 8

This especially applies now to the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.

Look what even happened to my brother in law Warren Harkcom when he refused to support me back in 2018.

Or more recently, Ion Musk lost all of that money when his BOOSTER 7 burned out after he refused to boost PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP. 

And of course, all of those fence sitters who voted for Joe Biden er all are now paying through the nose for what they did to America in 2020.

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CLIFF NOTES: "And thus I did bless and curse according to the promise." 2BC 118: 6

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I had 7 dreams about you. One of which came true this morning when I was waiting at the TARGET bus stop, and a small black German car drove by; just as my free shopper shuttle ride was arriving.

In this one, I was 39ish, and your were 37ish; the bus driver was a nice black man.

BOOSTER 7

 The night after I visited BOEING's museum of flight, where I saw the X-15, I had a closs-up vision of Ion Musk tormented face shouting "FUCK 15!"

Then on 7.11, SPACE X's 33-engine BOOSTER 7 for the STARSHIP flamed out on the test pad in Boca Chica, Texas.

Next to Brownsville.

In confirmation of the miracles of the 666 beast being overcome in REVELATION 15.

Ergo, all of those revelations from Vulcan, Canada at 2bc.info, the Canadian capital of STARTREK.

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THE ABOMINATION OF DESOLATION IN JERUSALEM.

 Joe Biden cancelled his red carpet AIRFORCE 1 arrival do to the soaring heat in REVELATION 16:9.

Meanwhile, the 1.6 committee cancelled their next day hearing because of the heat from thegatewaypundit.com. 

Obviously, if not for Joe Biden er all, there could be no second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.

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PS ION MUSK: Check out the new WND piece on Dick Morris' upcoming book THE RETURN.

THE GATEWAY PUNDIT GONE DONE IT AGAIN!

 Jesus says that in the last days, when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP returns, all of the liars and hypocrites on both sides will be revealed.

He's Jewish you know.

"The dirty Jews are everywhere!" Adolf Hitler 

Take for example Bill Gates.

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PS JIM CARREY: What did I tell you? Your insane orange period paintings will eventuality sell for more money than any Hunter Biden painting.

LET'S FACE IT

 Joe Biden is getting less face time in the Jew media these days than PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Can you say the second coming of Jesus Christ in 3NEPHI 20-21?

When even the little childs are getting injected with some kind of a truth serum that will eventually make their Jewish parents start telling us the naked truth.

"I'm sorry it had to end this way." Elizabeth Taylor

Hail Mary, full of grace.

She was Jewish you know.

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HITLER'S DECLINING APPROVAL NUMBERS

 Hitler's approval ratings collapsed when the Reds began to arrive near Berlin within artillery range in WW II.

"It's time for the Democrats to batten down the hatches." Newt Gingrich, 1995.

I would only add, the RHINOs better do the same thing this time around.

This time it's personal.

Talk about Joe Biden hiding in his basement.

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NEW READER NOTE: Several days ago, I had a vivid dream of a dozen naked beauties dancing in formation. Hence my string of BARENAKED LADIES posts right after that.

That's how we roll here at the GSR/TWN.

BRUCE COCKBURN WITH STEVEN PAGE, LOVERS IN A DANGEROUS TIME.

 These acoustic performances on YOUTUBE allow to the listeners to hear the lyrics more clearly.

Pretty hard to make-up some kind of fake petty reason to censor such things.

Even when they are recorded in such restrictive countries as Canada.

Ergo, I never did TWITTER because anybody who should cast a positive/negative light on Adolf Hitler would get the boot in a New York minute.

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TALKING OUT OF THE SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.

 Justin Bieber's new face job from God is a sign from God that Joe Biden is the sidekick face of the abomination of desolation in MARK 13.

Who will happen at the same time that the marred servant in 3NEPHI 20-21 happens.

Not to mention 2BC 91.

Talk about the new 666 technologies in facial recognition these days.

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WE ARE LOVERS IN A DANGEROUS TIME.

 The multiple Justine Bieber look alikes in the above BARENAKED LADIES music video are confirmation of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP taking Sara Palin as his seventh wife in ISAIAH 4:10.

"It's time to push the envelope." Robbin Williams 

Talk about not talking about stuffing the ballot box with fake voter ballets in 2000 MULES. 

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PS ION MUSK: Justin Bieber's new snarley face job is a director's casting dream come true.

LITTLE WHITE LIES

Given that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has been the standard of truth in the past six years, I believe that Ion Musk really did vote for him.

And I also believe that TWITTER has been faking their numbers from the get go.

Which is standard procedure when you're dealing with Hollywood producers.

"The Jews are not trustworthy!" Adolf Hitler 

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CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROIS MIND

 This one is about Bill Gates getting so bored with his life in 2022 that he wants to get into the tv game show business and make hard R-17 movies.

Especially after he sees that Ion Musk and Jeff Bezos are doing the same thing; who are both fucking all of the hot young girls who want to be in their next movie.

"Give a girl a break." Taylor Swift

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GOODWILL HUNTING

 I found my iconic safari hunter shirt at GOODWILL in Lynnwood.

Which is about 90% white, with a hint of Asian, Hispanic and east Indian food joints.

Just to spice things up.

Located in the same county, North of Seattle, where the original TWIN PEAKS white house is showcased.

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I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT.

 "Your friends will try to be like you." Says my patriarchal blessing by Ray Horn in 1964.

Now I'm seeing my white African hunter shirt everywhere in the movies and commericials these days.

Imitations and rip offs being the best form of flattery.

"Many Republicans are copying Donald Trump without openly admitting it." Newt Gingrich

 Talk about "Lovers in a dangerous time." BARENAKED LADIES

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JESUS SAVES AMERICA

"I think we can do better." Matthew Machaunghey 

Not so ironically, the Jews at TWITTER lost all of that money because 'they' never give me any money, circa 2BC 118.

"You stiff me, I stiff you." Jesus Christ

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TURNING THE PAGE OVER.

 Am I wrong because I would love to shove my dick up Elliott Page's ass and hear her squeal like a pig?

Whilst her latest blond girlfriend runs her fingers through my hair as I eat her pussy?

Like I said, what's next? Bill Gates is going to start voting Republican again?

"You don't know what your missing." MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

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I DID IT MY WAY.

Old blue eyes sang this song at every one of his casino concerts during the 70s because that was where the big money was.

"I almost punched him in the face because he was starring at your mother at an Army dance event." 

Oh well, boys will be boys.

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THERE IT IS.

 "If I did that, I'd have to run it my way." Bobby D in the CASINO movie trailer in 1995.

As just confirmed by DONALD TRUMP FOR LIFE stopping off at Las Vegas.

On his way up north to Alaska.

Talk about breaking the ice in 2022.

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CLUB 42

 "...the holy city shall they tread under foot forty and two months." REVELATION 11:2

Jesus Christ's LDS mission in ancient Israel lasted for 42 months.

Ergo, the Jews persecuted PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP for 42 months while he was in the Greek White House.

And now that He is about to make His second coming, the Jews are making their last stand for 42 months against the saints in the New Jerusalem.

Meanwhile, God's climate change curse upon the wicked is getting worse by the month, circa ISAIAH 50.

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GOLDFINGER

 "Do you expect me to talk?.. No, I expect you to die." GOLDFINGER

The one that opens with Dr. Evil cheating with his TRUMP cards down in Florida.

Not to be confused with the first one, featuring cameos of Barack Obama and a much younger Rihanna.

"The devil is in the details." Elizabeth Taylor 

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GET INTO THE GROOVE

 This smash 1980s hit by MADONNA is a prophecy about funky town's big come back hit.

Because if she wants to look like that good again, she is going to have take more drastic steps.

"What's new pussycat?" Warren Beatty

Talk about sexyism.

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WELCOME BACK MEDVED

 "Ain't no drag, pappa's got a brand new bag..." James Brown dancing with Johnny Carson in 1965.

"That ain't my bag baby." AUSTIN POWERS: 1-2-3

See you tomorrow at the jets museum off BOEING field.

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SEATTLE IS WHERE IT'S AT.

 Talk about two turn tables and a microphone.

Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can come up for air.

Don't laugh, there is an entire subculture of white people in the Jet City who are anxiously waiting for the second coming.

Not to name names.

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SEATTLE WILL BE THE NEXT BIG THING AGAIN IN SPADES.

 Talk about SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES.

Or how about kids with guns killing each other by the hundreds every other week?

There is a reason why the Ephraimite Green River killer and the Jewish Ted Bundy lawyer took their time to not get caught by the white cops until the time was right.

"We will sell no [cheap white] wine before it's time." Orson Welles

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NOT WANTED BY THE FBI

 Crime experts are starting to see a red flag pattern on these bad boys' social media history that suggests SMOKIN' ACES is one of their favorite movies.

No shit Sherlock.

Just watch the movie trailer and you get the idea.

Or watch the entire film in order to achieve a fuller understanding of why Matthew Machaunghey er all are such fools.

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ELVIS IS ALIVE!

 God damn right bitch.

And he is living in a shaddy rest home in Kent, Washington with his Bubba Ho-Tep house mate.

Where else would one go if 'they' wanted to temporarily escape the limelight?

Certainly not Malibu, where you can't even walk into a pizzeria without being hounded by the paps and the autograph seekers.

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THE HOT COFFEE AND TREATS IN TWIN PEAKS

 It's such a mystery why half of the hep cats up in funky town still don't get it.

You would think by now that all of them would be getting into the swing of things.

"Hitler was such an amazing man." Leslie Winn, 1970

Except for when he lost his mind in 1939.

"Far out man." BUCKET OF BLOOD

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DUTCH TREATS

 "I can't do everything by myself!" Says yours truly in the MULHOLLAND DRIVE prophecy.

Now that the farmers in Holland are starting to wake up and smell the coffee at DENNYS.

Think FIDDLER ON THE ROOF meets REDS.

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PS ION MUSK: Congrats on your new twin peaks babies. 

THE GREG SCARE

 "We can't go on together with suspicious minds." Elvis Presley in Las Vegas, during his future fat Elvis period in 2022.

"We all could lose a little weight." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP 

Joe Biden playing the evil skinny white man during these troubling times in DANIEL 9.

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PS FUNKY TOWN: You will know when it is finally time to get concerned about extreme [culture] climate change in SMOKIN' ACES, the 2006 movie.

Nobody will have to tell you all about it anymore.

FASCISM VS. COMMUNISM

  "The Jews are cheaters!" Adolf Hitler 

"Let the best man win." Jesus Christ

Of course, that would be the Jew any day of the week.

Save America.

"Donald Trump stole the election from me in 2016." Hillary Clinton 

I would only add, thanks to the Russians setting off an atomic bomb in San Francisco.

Just to get these bitches to shut the fuck up.

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THE ROYAL COURT OF ENGLAND

 Boris Johnson fell during WIMBLEDON because he rushed the net so fast to congratulate Joe Biden for stealing the Amican election in 2020.

England's Royal family being a mix of German Jews and Irish Levites of course.

Ergo, "It looks like a Johnson!" AUSTIN POWERS: 1-2-3

Johnson being your traditional Scandinavian surname in Seattle, Washington, King County, Funky Town.

Not to mention both of the Dakotas.

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PS DAN BONGINO: God damn, I had never heard a thing about Lisa Boothe in my life. Thank you for the proper introduction.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: We will shoot SKINNY LEGS AND ALL at Crystal's TRIPLE CCC horse stables in Enumclaw.

"Beware of the skinny white man." GSR/TWN

Gus van Sant writing and directing?

PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Rumor has it that the BLACK ANGUS ranch is up for sale again.

"She does know how to drive a hard bargain." Hugh Grant 

WELCOME HOME MR. RELF

"The God damn plane has crashed into the mountain!"

 Says the Dick Cheney look alike in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, who was freaking out the quiet little beach community in Edmonds, Washington.

Flash forward to today's retro red scare hearings in Congress, circa THE FRONT meets HASTY TASTY in Seattle, circa 1957.

Ergo, "Major league baseball is so boring these days." Leslie Winn, 1970

Remember, this was light years before there was such a thing as ESPN or FOX SPORTS.

Say it ain't so Joe.

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WHAT'S NEXT?

 Well, for one thing, all of the rich Jews in the EU will be rounded up at their private homes; and then put into cattle cars and transfered into eastern European labor camps.

No wonder there is a meat shortage right now.

No worries mate. Joe Biden is taking care of America's red capitalist problem.

Work will make you free, and all that shit.

Talk about getting doxed in the year 2027.

Talk about gang warfare.

"The truth shall set you free." Jesus Christ, 12:00 midnight, EST

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THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST IN 24.

 No wonder that Mel Gibson is having so much trouble getting his second coming of Jesus Christ movie script right.

Even though the cast is ready and willing to get back to work on it.

"I don't read screenplays, I hire other people to do that for me." Jack Nicholson 

"I've never written or read an email in my life." Woody Allen, 2005

Naturally, his virgin underaged adopted Korean wife is doing all of those things for him.

But still, it has the ring of truth to it.

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PS BILL GATES: Obviously you're not a foodie.

JEW

"The Jews are nothing but trouble!" Adolf Hitler 

Take for example the first three movie trailers for the current born again Elvis Presley movie entitled ELVIS, 2022.

Here's three quotes for you;

"If you're lookin' for trouble, you came to the right place."

"Some things are too dangerous to say."

"Are you ready to fight?" 

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PS ST. PETER: The mormon missionaries gave Elvis Presley his copy of the Book of Mormon at the LDS Polynesian Center in Hawaii back in the 1960s.

Some say he was even baptised.

Whatever, all of us return missionaries are going to have to be rebaptised again anyway.

Because after the first beast died in REVELATION 13, he was born again before you knew it.

JEW SHOULD BE ASHAMED!

 Turns out the 22 year-old shooter in Highland Park has a Jewish mother.

No wonder he went straight to her house, dressed in drag, right after his roof top sniper happening.

Say what you will about the bad guy. He is extremely intelligent and very creative for a mass killer.

Most of them are, but he's the best that I have seen yet.

Plus, he is your typical communist aetheist Jew who hates his own blood in THE PEARL OF GREAT PRICE.

"I hate it when that happens." Billy Crystal 

"Again!." THE FOUR SEASONS, 1981, the sailboat scene, written and directed by Alan Alda.

See the original and more 2022 age appropriate movie trailer.

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DON'T YOU JEW THAT!

 "Did you hear that?.. He said Jew." Woody Allen in ANNIE HALL 

For the Wimbledon scenes in MATCH POINT meets SCOOP.

Rhymes with dog poop.

"Woody Allen will never make a movie in Chicago." Siskel & Ebert 

Too dangerous these days I guess.

"The niggers are everywhere these days." Leslie Winn, 1968, 16th Ave N.E. Seattle.

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PS VV: The J.4 shooting was Divine confirmation of the second ending to THE BREAKUP on the DVD extras at Lincoln Park.

I had a dream about that roof top shooter over ten years ago.

The one where the fag's .45 is about to fall out of his legal carry holster.

Talk about Log Cabin Repubublicans.

COME TO DADDY

 "The girls always go for the bad boy." Roger Corman 

No wonder the guy made a hundred low budge movies and never lost a dime.

"We need to get control of the budget." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, early 2020

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HE'S BAD

 Most of these mass shooters think that they are pretty bad.

But this July 4th guy in Highland, I'll makes the rest of the them look like just another failed actor wannabe in Hollywood.

Highland being mostly white Jewish of course.

Remember when all the Nazis in the movies were from Chicago?

Now the town has been overrun by the niggers.

Thank God www.thegatewaypundit.com captured many of his true social media vdeos before the socialist deleted them.

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IT'S NOT THAT BAD

 Yes, America is going to seriously break up into three countries after the six years from 2016 to 2022.

You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing.

"Something has to be done!" Adolf Hitler quoting Matthew Machaunghey 

"Nothing worse than an expensive steak that is overdone." Martha Stewart 

"Don't cook it to death!" Julia Child's famous last words.

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IT'S GO TIME!

 For example, that new piece by Lawrence Sellen at thegatewaypundit.com.

"I'll count to three..." BAD, the long version.

Directed by Martin Scorsese.

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ARE YOU SAVED?

 Probably not if you have all your money in APPLE stock.

The Jews burned America in 2020.

Who's to say they won't do it again?

"Talk is cheap." BAD, 1987

"Read my lips, I am not going to raise taxes." Bush Sr. 1988

Michael Medved.

Faith without works is dead.

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JESUS SAVES GREEN STAMPS AT THE GAS STATION.

 Talk about life immitating advertising back in the day.

When you could fill up your gas tank for 29 cents a gallon in California, and even get a free set of cheap crystal glasses to boot.

"Those were the days my friend..." ALL IN THE FAMILY.

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I AM THE BAD GUY

 The Jews nailed Jesus Christ to the cross back in the day be-cause he was the bad guy.

Flash forward to the 1987 MTV video about me, called BAD.

Don't laugh, those same Jew fucks tried to crucify PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.

Yet he is still alive, and will return unto us in 2022.

Jesus saves.

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I'M BAD!.. YOU KNOW IT!

 "I can't make good decisions in my personal life... And I know it." loosely quoting Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Anniston at the same time.

Ergo, the guy in the "BAD" wanted FBI poster in the above MTV video is Martin Scorsese.

Don't laugh, that dancer to the right of Michael is a physically transfigurated Scorsese.

Given he voted for Joe Biden, and therefore was also guilty as sin of stealing the election in 2020.

Be-cause he thought that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was the bad guy.

"HA HA HA..." Satan

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2BC NOTE: Someone is going to lose a lot of money next week because 'they' didn't put another $500 on my 666 ecard.

THAT SICK FUCK DESEVERED TO DIE!

 This mighty line in WILD AT HEART was just confirmed by some judge or politician down in the big N.O.

What's the difference?

Think THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT meets CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF.

Talk about going buffalo hunting in Montana.

Don't laugh, the Southern Poverty Law Center is nothing but a gang of fat Jewish grifters from Brooklyn, New York.

"I never smelled opportunity." MONTANA

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SO BAD

 "Your butt is mine."

Michael Jackson's prophetic 1987 BAD video for MTV opens with yours truly fucking Elliot Page in her tight butt whilst she eats out her hot girlfriend with nice tits.

Metaphorically speaking. Note the above opposite sex pronouns.

Remember, you need a boner as hard as a nail if you want to have a little fun in that area.

Talk about no country for old men.

Jennifer Aniston.

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MAKE UP SEX IS THE BEST

 The second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is what will put the final nail in the coffin of every 1950s, 1960s and 1970s vampire movie prophecy about the born again beast in REVELATION 13.

"Can we get makeup in here right now?" John Huston on the set of THE MISFITS 

Of course, endings are the hardest part about screenwriting.

The AUSTIN POWERS trilogy being the exception that proves the rule.

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PS ELLIOTT PAGE: I'm guessing you're about as flat as Keira Knightley now. Nice.

Let's get together sometime and talk shop.

You be the bun, I'll be the burger.

PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: You are the reason why I will die and rise up from the grave again after about three days.

"Most guys live or die just to get laid." Howard Stern 

Ever thought about buying a sunny pine forest vacation cabin in Montana?

GLORY HOLE

 Google the expression 'glory hole' on pornhub.com and find out what Joe Biden er all are all about.

"Tacoma is the porn capital of the world." MANAGEMENT, 2008, the DVD.

Call me on my iPhone if you need another extra confirmation of this movie trivia fact.

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PS KEN KEISLER: Expect a miracle.

HOLE IN THE WALL GANG

 Joe Biden and his lawless gang represent the BUTCH CASSIDY AND SUNDANCE KID prophecy about making a hole in the wall that will be built again in the DANIEL 9 prophecy.

And we all know how that iconic western cowboy movie ended; co-starring Robert Redford and Paul Newman.

Lots of free money flying around in this one.

Wild men riding on wild horses, yada yada.

Yucking it up and having a good time until the very end.

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PS TOM CRUISE: Jesus will return again to heal the sicko listeners of Howard Stern on 666 satellite radio, not the more healthly ones who regularly listen to conservative talk radio.

ROYAL FLUSH IN SPADES

 Anyway you play it, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to sweep the table in 2022.

Enough of this monkeying around with the niggers.

Not a lot negros in Idaho and Montana, not to mention Wyoming.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Ellensburg, Washington.

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CALIFORNIA KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

 Something tells me that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to win California in 2024.

Think Ronald Reagan meets Jimmy Carter.

That alone should scare the hell out of the antichrist Jews.

"The Jews are devils!" Adolf Hitler 

"I know you are, but who am I?" Pee-wee Herman 

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PS SNOOP DOG: Something tells me that I'm into something good.

Think SMOOTH OPERATER meets CALIFORNIA DREAMING.

PS SIENNA MILLER: California is fantastic, but funky town is more groovy.

Think SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets ZERO EFFECT.

PS ABC: The Russian court trial of that tall African American negro woman is the answer for today's trial of her white people.

What goes around comes around.